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dense onyx
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real

tawny jay
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! SPEEDRUN !
i NEED an mp4 of roomba falling down stairs (first result) (you are being timed)

naive thistle
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Oh God

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Well here i go shelling out another paycheck to the cow God...

elfin turret
dense thicket
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I'd argue law is much dryer and much creepier than business

naive thistle
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Law shouldn't even be in the dry section

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Since so many lawyers are slimy

dense thicket
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mm good point, I was just thinking of the text content, not the human content of the field

elfin turret
elfin turret
jolly egret
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these all make NO sense

nova roost
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it is very wet what do you mean

dense thicket
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given the occasional blood sacrifice needed to get code to work, it's debatable

cosmic forge
nova roost
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I've seen what computer scientists do in the private of their own homes

dire warren
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PEAK

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naive thistle
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Thanks for dumping that huge load of memes entity

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I'll have something to read when I wake up

pale crystal
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yo

white goblet
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「遊園地のメリーゴーランドなんて子供の乗り物」となめていませんか?この動画では、ジェット推進器を装備したメリーゴーランドが高速回転する妄想の世界が描かれます。
Have you ever thought that amusement park carousels are just rides for children? This video shows a fantasy world where a carousel equipped with a jet thruster spins at extremely high speeds.

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glossy merlin
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what I am watching?

left current
honest vortex
pale crystal
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ok

barren oasis
keen pike
potent mortar
jolly egret
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yeah

queen wyvern
potent mortar
desert condor
tropic yarrow
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great question lol

tropic yarrow
fast flame
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happy annoy squidward day

astral wing
potent mortar
desert condor
# potent mortar

honestly, it's not even the rock that's weird, it's just that whoever found it probably was like "lets name it this"

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since the person who first discovers something can name it whatever they want

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and a lot of people make lewd jokes, most often in the teen stages

potent mortar
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Well actually it was named after where it was found in the 1800s,

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the name but without the "ite"

desert condor
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ah, that's fair

random marten
potent mortar
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yuuuuckers

random tiger
naive thistle
naive thistle
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We already have like 9 billion of them walking around on earth

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And thats not including the animals

mental ridge
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Ma the cats glowin again

potent mortar
random tiger
potent mortar
random tiger
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yes

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my evil

dark aspen
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I'm anvil.

golden relic
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Based

queen wyvern
rocky carbon
# dark aspen

was the anvil always like that? it looks like its made of stone but darker

worldly field
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Idk if it got a texture change but definitely had that stoney look

potent mortar
rigid mountain
thin cave
rocky carbon
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you wouldnt post a video thata just the same toilet in the middleof th street image with the ost of a game or something... would you?

jolly egret
potent mortar
graceful trench
naive thistle
jolly egret
potent mortar
jolly egret
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No

potent mortar
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:(

jolly egret
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i lied

potent mortar
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your evil

jolly egret
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i am super evil.

potent mortar
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YEAH!!! YOU ARE.!!.!

rigid mountain
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squirley is not super evil, squirley is extra super duper completely evil

potent mortar
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YEAH

river dragon
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wtf is this hypixel skyblock moment

charred abyss
naive thistle
potent mortar
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fr

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I would say minecraft AI is so poorly coded but actually it's just minecraft everything

bitter canopy
honest vortex
gusty vale
potent mortar
jolly egret
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i love hopecore

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i believe in good people and that the world can heal

potent mortar
jolly egret
potent mortar
naive thistle
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Now imagine what a human sized eldritch squirrel horror that squirley is with the strength of an ant

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She could probably tear people like a piece of paper

potent mortar
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It's a good thing squirley is only 4 nanometers in height...

haughty herald
torn olive
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Olaf got those math degrees

crystal hare
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nvm

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0.1 to 0.25 gram

rocky carbon
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a human being able to carry (not just lift, but also move around) 350k is a lot

sick abyss
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I don't think you can scale animals up and keep them as strong

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Sure they'd still be really strong probably, but it would be a lot less

dark aspen
dark aspen
naive thistle
naive thistle
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At least I was halfway there

queen wyvern
charred abyss
naive thistle
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The last thing you want when preparing a gun is loud ass action music to ruin the surprise

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This isn't some anime or show where you scream out an attack before attacking someone with said attack

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That's how you get the police called on you

dark aspen
naive thistle
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Exactly!

inland leaf
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average wynncraft experience lobby frozen grootslang out of the map chgat works ?

rocky carbon
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this last one is so funny

potent mortar
winged edge
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the slots?

potent mortar
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probably

thin lynx
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it depends on the person of course but some can get pretty good

potent mortar
jolly egret
potent mortar
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okay good

thin lynx
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oh yeah true its just bad not even ai lmao

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ai often has a sorta background tune you can tell

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bot moment

jolly egret
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this shit FUCKS

thin lynx
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that beat needs to be locked up and studied

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i think it escaped

thin lynx
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tiktok should have stayed banned

jolly egret
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this shit is fucking awesome what do you mean

runic goblet
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It sucks

jolly egret
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everyones a critic

elfin turret
verbal flame
winged edge
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i dont think its ai either tbh the voice sounds fine, they just put some filters over it

potent mortar
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From my POV, it's not likely that someone has all of those talents online and puts them together

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assuming that, that means that at least one part of the video is fake

jolly egret
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akimbo falling for the most obvious ragebait ever

rancid shell
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that's 300 one-in-a-million talents

desert condor
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not entirely sure why they decided to do the maggot cow though

jolly egret
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you just dont get the process

golden relic
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Real

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This is better than any modern art

desert condor
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pretty sure someone taped a banana to a wall with duct tape and called it art

dark aspen
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Well, have you ever seen old art consisting of tape and bananas before?
I haven't either. I'd like to see one...

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You know what? Maaaaybe not! It'd probably be a rotted mess.

green haven
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Like, it's a piece of satire, essentially. It's the art world equivalent of believing an Onion article.

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Comedian is a 2019 artwork by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan. Created in an edition of three, it appears as a fresh banana affixed to a wall with duct tape. As a work of conceptual art, it consists of a certificate of authenticity with detailed diagrams and instructions for its proper display.
Number two of the limited edition of three was sol...

topaz frost
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It's one banana...what could it cost, $10?

dark aspen
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A couple millions...

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It seems the banana itself was sold for 25 cents, but the rights to replicate the artwork as well as the piece itself was sold for something like 5 millions.

daring quartz
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100t

green haven
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It said in the wikipedia

green haven
potent mortar
green haven
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Ohh, didn't know it was a reference

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Thank you for the context

naive thistle
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Human creativity shouldn't be replaced by artifical creativity

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Music, games, art, writing, etc

random tiger
errant forge
fast flame
potent mortar
gray slate
jolly egret
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everything is shit

queen wyvern
shell sparrow
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rocky carbon
ashen knoll
naive thistle
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The fuck

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Shit

naive thistle
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Also this stupid bot makes no sense sometimes why can we say shit but not the standardized normal word for poop

shell sparrow
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DIED IN LAUGH WHEN I SAW THIS HAHAHA

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naive thistle
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Sure ripping off your shirt is cool but

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If your stare into another man's eyes as you undress there's a lot more emotional damage that can be caused

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They know full well that they are in for a bad time

jolly egret
queen wyvern
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random thing popped into my noggin

humble panther
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that is correct

queen wyvern
potent mortar
heady depot
cerulean cove
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preposterous

misty radish
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:D

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SMilk is best

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I wish I got a plushie

cerulean cove
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sold out in less than a minute

misty radish
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Yeah...

vocal onyx
elfin turret
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Lol

naive thistle
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This is what happens when your only interested in a person's looks

potent mortar
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This is bait

honest vortex
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Bait for sure

desert condor
rigid mountain
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Why does lady in video not look like Scarlett Johansson, we’ve been catfished lads

naive thistle
radiant gate
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It’s chill to not like art but just bcs you don’t find meaning or joy in some art doesn’t mean you should discredit it as smelly

naive thistle
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Modern art is horrible and should be labeled as smelly

radiant gate
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Oh shit mb

naive thistle
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It's abhorrent and a disgrace to any actual artists

radiant gate
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Ur right

naive thistle
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This person can paint extremely realistic landscapes

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This person can paint three different colored squares

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The difference here is the first has actual talent the other is a failure

radiant gate
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Wait were you being serious before

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If there is no value in painting 3 squares what is the value in painting a landscape, if the value from the landscape is beauty then who is anyone to say one is bad and one is good as beauty is subjective

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If the value is from time and effort put into the piece then my dads shits would be more impressive artistic feats than any marble statue or old ads painting

naive thistle
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If you find some interest in three colored squares I feel bad for you

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Usually that falls to kids in kindergarten learning the basics

radiant gate
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What is wrong with that

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😭

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Let people enjoy what they want it doesn’t do shit to you

naive thistle
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What's wrong is its recognized as actual art and people get paid millions for it

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They do not deserve the attention or the pay

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They did no actual effort

upper yarrow
runic goblet
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anyone who thinks a banana taped to a wall is art should meet an untimely demise

radiant gate
radiant gate
naive thistle
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Look at me I'm so talented

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Pay me money now

radiant gate
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Take a deep breath

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Everything is ok

runic goblet
upper yarrow
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It should not be considered “fine art”

radiant gate
# upper yarrow We are mad because: - It took minimal effort - Sells for as much as (if not mor...

That first point is generalizing, a lot of artists who create in the field of modern art are skilled and have practiced the fundamentals and could paint realistic landscape if they wanted, second point who gives a fuck what anything sells for that should only matter to buyer and seller and it isn’t like a necessity where someone is charging an exorbitant price for water, third point is just personal issues with some character you made up to represent a group you already dislike it is just a biased caricature

runic goblet
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lol

radiant gate
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And that last point is just an opinion, what makes something fine art, fundamental understanding and skills, accurate portrayal of the subject, a deeeper meaning to the work, an artist who put in a lot of work. It doesn’t matter it is pointless

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Imma stop engaging in this tho bcs this is sapping me of my joy and is like a really stupid hedge hog being thrown around by some kids

runic goblet
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whatever that means

radiant gate
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Spiky and throw

potent mortar
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generally the best plan of action here

naive thistle
vivid socket
dense onyx
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(Terrible quality i know)

keen ginkgo
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What do people have against fine art? How else are people going to launder money?

queen wyvern
# naive thistle It's abhorrent and a disgrace to any actual artists

https://youtu.be/v5DqmTtCPiQ?si=w1fi1mUiPgZ6tqXi

anyone else who thinks like this should watch this video :)

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queen wyvern
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if they took no effort at all would we still call it modern art?

pastel scarab
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you are misunderstanding the purpose of art

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art is about expressing yourself

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There is nothing to criticize

naive thistle
upper yarrow
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What the ficus are they expressing with 3 squares

pastel scarab
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I don't know I'm not the one who drew the 3 squares

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It shouldn't be for you to judge

upper yarrow
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“Oh my this makes me feel melodramatic” grow up ya twat

upper yarrow
pastel scarab
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once again you are missing the point

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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so the only thing that makes it worthwhile is the effort?

queen wyvern
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watch the video.

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learn

pastel scarab
queen wyvern
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true that

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genuinely watch the video and then we can continue this argument

naive thistle
pastel scarab
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you don't understand the concept of artistic integrity

upper yarrow
naive thistle
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We just went over why we hate three colored squares why are you trying to make me watch more of them

pastel scarab
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what is there to hate

queen wyvern
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yea

pastel scarab
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why do you hate these squares

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have you thought about that

queen wyvern
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who is afraid of red yellow and blue?

queen wyvern
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looks like you guys are

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long story short with the video this is what facism does....

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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forces art into boundaries

upper yarrow
naive thistle
queen wyvern
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i understand im awful at explaining the link

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and i need you to trust me the video does actually ezplain is ao much better

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im a bit of a shill but genuinely its a good video

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its also just a really well made video anyways

upper yarrow
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Not fascism and the subjectivity of art

queen wyvern
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and you can be mad about that but you cant just say its not art

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because it is art no matter what

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you cant define what is and isnt art

naive thistle
pastel scarab
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If you want to criticize the price of paintings you can dot hard but that's different from criticizing the painting itself

upper yarrow
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I can say it’s bad art that isn’t worth 5 bucks

queen wyvern
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you can dislike and hate as mich as you can

naive thistle
naive thistle
pastel scarab
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that implies that you misunderstand the purpose of art

queen wyvern
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jewish artist going against their strict nazi art style

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they did NOT like that

rancid shell
queen wyvern
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they out it up in museums showing off the "disgusting" art

pastel scarab
upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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??

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you overreacting man

upper yarrow
pastel scarab
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someone else might view it as great

naive thistle
pastel scarab
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I wouldn't call something objectively bad

queen wyvern
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art is subjective as hell

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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hell i dislike all the art i made but people still buy it on redbubble

pastel scarab
rancid shell
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prejudiced against whom or what

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
naive thistle
pastel scarab
naive thistle
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Or in that same category of paintings

queen wyvern
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making thay bag

rancid shell
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i out there jorkin my squares

queen wyvern
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dude

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show?

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hahaha jk

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unless...

naive thistle
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Just wait till I get started on those stupid ass "modern art sculptures" they keep placing outside random important buildings that are essentially just twisted bits of metal with a cube or sphere on them

queen wyvern
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thats in the video dude

naive thistle
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Atleast someone put some effort into those but seriously what the hell are they even supposed to be

queen wyvern
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sorry im a huge shill

naive thistle
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They look ugly as all hell

queen wyvern
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thats your opinion and thats good

naive thistle
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Why would you want to ruin your front entrance with something like that

rancid shell
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queen wyvern
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huh

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makes sense

upper yarrow
# queen wyvern £15

That’s an appropriate amount of money for the average artist I’d say (not trying to be mean when I say that)

But when someone puts little to no effort in making some geometric shapes and calls themselves a “visionary” is where I call boolsheet

And some silly goose then comes and buys it for a small fortune because they want to be “trendy” and “the cool art connoisseur”

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That is where my problem lies

queen wyvern
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yeah theyre full of them selves but you cant just say its not art

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might be overpriced and overhyped

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but at the end of the day its still art

upper yarrow
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No it ain’t

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It’s a scheme

queen wyvern
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thats where the issue lies

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its still art and it always will be

upper yarrow
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If I were to draw some squares on a sheet of grid paper

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Right now

queen wyvern
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art

upper yarrow
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That would not be art

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That would be ADHD

queen wyvern
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still art

upper yarrow
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Nope

dense thicket
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art is whatever you can get away with
by that definition, it's art

upper yarrow
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No

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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art

naive thistle
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Seriously what is this

queen wyvern
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thats art

naive thistle
dense thicket
queen wyvern
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abatract

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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memes chat riled up over modern art

upper yarrow
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Nope it’s not

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I’m sorry

queen wyvern
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you cant use "nuh uh" as an argument

upper yarrow
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But it ain’t art

queen wyvern
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NUH UH DUFE ITS NOT ART

rancid shell
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you can't have a productive discussion about some topic if you don't agree on an underlying premise.......... what are you doing ...............

queen wyvern
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I DAID SO

upper yarrow
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You can’t even type

rancid shell
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wasting time and not posting memes

pastel scarab
queen wyvern
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your******

naive thistle
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If you can't even tell what it is it doesn't fulfill that

upper yarrow
pastel scarab
timid tangle
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meme chat popping off rn

pastel scarab
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that is not true

dense thicket
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art is subjective... there is no binary answer, it's literally just "what will people call art"
some won't call some pieces art, while others will
hence, "whatever you can get away with"
there is no fact to disagree on, it's subjective, by definition not factual

queen wyvern
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uk toilets

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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why would i randomly use punctuation for one message.........

upper yarrow
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Fun fun

queen wyvern
dense thicket
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You can say you don't consider something art, but you can't say someone else's opinion is "wrong" for disagreeing

naive thistle
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It might not be a club but I'm assuming it is

queen wyvern
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nah i know that girl she dont do drugs

naive thistle
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That's why I said some person

queen wyvern
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the black hair girl idk she could be tweaking

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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i mean you do have the press the party button on the wall to start the lights so

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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idk clubs are wild here

queen wyvern
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boys bathroom got a shit pit and a dead man in the corner

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no rave bathroom

upper yarrow
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Ok controversial take

Boys’ bathrooms are generally cleaner than Girls’ bathrooms

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(Coming from someone who cleans them)

queen wyvern
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idk i never been in the girls

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i trust you on this

upper yarrow
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Girls throw trash EVERYWHERE except the can

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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anyways you are now known as the shitter scrubber

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at least to me

naive thistle
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I don't care how clean they look I know atleast a hundred asses have touched that seat from that day alone

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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to each theyre own

queen wyvern
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SO TRUE

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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HIS VIDEOS ARE GOOD

austere gulch
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I KNOW RIGHT

upper yarrow
queen wyvern
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RVEN LIKE THE JOKE ONES LIKE COD TORTURE

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THEYRE GOLDEN

austere gulch
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I love them so much, I've watched his orbital laser video like three or four times

queen wyvern
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dude i gotta get a men in black neuraliser so i can wipe my mind and rewatch them for the first time forever

austere gulch
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you don't know what real art is

queen wyvern
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peak message

austere gulch
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no one does bc it isn't a thing

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you can hate art, stirring up emotion is a common feature of art

rancid shell
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real art is the art i like and fake art is the art i dislike

austere gulch
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so trur

naive thistle
rancid shell
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looking at anything that anybody decides to call art stirs up an emotion of hatred and irrational violence in me because i hate art and i hate artists and i hate people who like art and i believe that the best art is no art

desert hare
queen wyvern
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looking stirs up emotion of hatred and irrational violence in me because i hate seeing i hate looking i hate sight i hate eyes

queen wyvern
rancid shell
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awa

queen wyvern
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ewe

austere gulch
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interest in art can lie in the subconscious nuances, mistakes etc

vivid socket
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I love art

austere gulch
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or the context of its creation

rancid shell
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ermmm..... death of the author means that the subconscious reason is irrelevant because what truly matters is what the reader thinks the subconscious reason is............... 🤓

queen wyvern
austere gulch
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doesn't it say something to create without purpose

queen wyvern
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THE ARTIST CANNOT OF JUST LIKED THE COLOUR BLUE THEY MUST OF BEEN SAD

naive thistle
desert hare
naive thistle
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Just as the temperature cold is also associated with it

desert hare
queen wyvern
austere gulch
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red has more positive associations than negative so when people bleed it's usually meant to be pleasant

queen wyvern
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love versus death

naive thistle
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Red usually is assigned with anger or violence but in terms of temperature it's considered warm or hot

austere gulch
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it's all contrasts...... holy shit........

queen wyvern
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holy shit

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full circle

rancid shell
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red is usually used to evoke a children's hospital when aligned with a pale jade green

naive thistle
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While blood is red the pleasant feeling probably comes from the warmth it's giving off as a color and or the meager warmth it has from your body temperature

austere gulch
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I was reading through the convo scrolling up and thought, this is suspiciously reminiscent of jacob geller's video

naive thistle
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And or because your losing too much of it and are getting light headed

queen wyvern
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red is the compur of my favohrite race car so

vivid socket
queen wyvern
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whole facism sprint i went on was straight from the video

austere gulch
rancid shell
queen wyvern
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🚗🚗🚗🚗

naive thistle
austere gulch
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and passiob

queen wyvern
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and autumn

vivid socket
naive thistle
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Because love is wildly irrational and erratical and all colors together equal black

austere gulch
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or white

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or brown

queen wyvern
queen wyvern
austere gulch
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yes it can be

vivid socket
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Love is white

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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we are not sharing love woth poop dude

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i will not have love and poop together

vivid socket
austere gulch
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why is poo your first association 😭😭

queen wyvern
queen wyvern
rancid shell
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i have a passion for cats and catboys and catgirls and kitty cats call me the tree smeller because i be huffing fur

queen wyvern
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maybe dirt

naive thistle
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It all becomes poop eventually

queen wyvern
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poop all the way down

vivid socket
queen wyvern
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that baby they had? make poop

austere gulch
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so many pretty and delicious things are brown. also people are brown that's important

vivid socket
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I can make a baby turn into poop too

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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wood is brown

naive thistle
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And there's children here

queen wyvern
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thats super important

austere gulch
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100%

queen wyvern
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laugh at him

vivid socket
austere gulch
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I don't believe it

queen wyvern
naive thistle
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It's 2:41 am children should be asleep

vivid socket
queen wyvern
#

in this part of the country?

rancid shell
#

time zones were invented by big time to sell more clocks

queen wyvern
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localised entirely within this channel?

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can i see them?

austere gulch
vivid socket
queen wyvern
queen wyvern
naive thistle
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To be fair it is possible for there to only be one time zone for the entire earth, it just means some people would live during the day, some at night, and some a weird mix between the two. Humans are just picky though and want to out during ghe day

vivid socket
austere gulch
#

19 today

queen wyvern
rancid shell
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happy birthdays

queen wyvern
austere gulch
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wtf.

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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im older and wiser

naive thistle
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Absence for life

austere gulch
queen wyvern
queen wyvern
austere gulch
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you can drink from 5

queen wyvern
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i can purchase it now

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

i turn three years old in 10 days

queen wyvern
#

and go to a pub and have a pint

queen wyvern
austere gulch
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you could buy beer or cider with a meal from a pub the last two years

queen wyvern
#

i wont but i could

naive thistle
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Don't get shit faced at all

queen wyvern
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shut up

naive thistle
#

It's not a pleasant experience

queen wyvern
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you dont control me

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piss boy

naive thistle
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Drink in moderation

queen wyvern
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colour of pee

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i am my own man

upper yarrow
vivid socket
naive thistle
vivid socket
#

Who

austere gulch
#

beehive didn't wish me a happy birthday despite being mutual jacob geller fans

queen wyvern
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sorry i thought it was a joke

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happy birthday dufe

austere gulch
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thank you loll

queen wyvern
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new jacob geller video on the birth if w@er

austere gulch
#

surely

queen wyvern
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birth and death of w@er

austere gulch
#

19

naive thistle
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I'm surrounded by children...

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Happy birthday though your one year closer to death

queen wyvern
#

42 year old woe vetting schooled on by children

naive thistle
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My age just means my opinion matters more because I have the wisdom of ages

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I'm automatically more experienced then people younger then me

queen wyvern
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it also means your views are outdated

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you do not have a modern look on life

queen wyvern
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you are a relic of the old times

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cannot comprehend the existence of the new age

dense thicket
#

🦇

queen wyvern
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holy fuck thetes a bat in here

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get it out

naive thistle
queen wyvern
rancid shell
queen wyvern
#

oh shit its a vampire bat

naive thistle
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I like my independence and free time

queen wyvern
upper yarrow
#

Kids do need more discipline (NOT beating) these days instead just being handed a screen to keep them quiet

queen wyvern
#

we got two grandpas over here

naive thistle
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I am fine with kids getting a spanking

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But anything beyond that is too much

queen wyvern
#

back to the nursing home with the both of you

rancid shell
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kids need to develop an addiction to screen time at an early age so the sting of confiscation hurts all the more

upper yarrow
vivid socket
#

I beat kids all the time

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You guys suck at videogames

naive thistle
vivid socket
queen wyvern
queen wyvern
#

NOOOO

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the draft

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you have to sign up for the draft btw

naive thistle
upper yarrow
#

We hate the draft

queen wyvern
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nono dude you have to

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you gotta sign up for it

upper yarrow
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You need people to fight a war? Do it yerself

vivid socket
queen wyvern
#

like theyre gonna get you

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if you dont

naive thistle
vivid socket
#

Yep, criminal offense

queen wyvern
#

jail

vivid socket
upper yarrow
#

You coulda just not started a war

naive thistle
naive thistle
#

Cough cough russ-

queen wyvern
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banana wars

naive thistle
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Cough cough germ-

vivid socket
upper yarrow
vivid socket
#

Economic wars are a viable reason

rancid shell
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if the other country starts a war with us it's because they're belligerent entities who disrupt the natural order of the world
if we're starting the war it's because we're justified because the other country is a belligerent entity who disrupts the natural order of the world

upper yarrow
#

Qwhar

naive thistle
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Wars only happen for greed

vivid socket
#

Empires do exist and that's just how they function

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

however an abstract concept (e.g. drugs) can't have belligerence so our moral high ground falls flat and winning is impossible

naive thistle
#

Either way I look forward to seeing what the future brings, either the 51st state or the 11th province

upper yarrow
austere gulch
vivid socket
naive thistle
#

But I really suspect it will at some point

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I hope I'm dead by then

vivid socket
#

Just like cold war was

naive thistle
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Countries sliding into economic depressions, governments sabotaging their own people, countries starting mini wars with others, dwindling resources

rancid shell
#

i think nuclear weapons should be banned from the ruleset

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they're like lysander's trump card

naive thistle
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Oh yeah it's a great time to be alive

rancid shell
#

or reset button

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too op

naive thistle
vivid socket
naive thistle
#

Accept mad doesn't really exist anymore

rancid shell
#

MAD more like mad at the game stalemating and encouraging mill decks

vivid socket
#

You can't expect someone living in creative mode to think the same way you do

queen wyvern
#

fart

vivid socket
#

If the country goes to hell and people die they can just fly away anyway

naive thistle
vivid socket
#

So have fun and try to get into history

vivid socket
#

Silly goose

naive thistle
#

That's usually how governments go from a democracy to a dictatorship

austere gulch
#

powerful people feel like idiot toddlers

naive thistle
#

Replace the people in the body with people who work under you, so eventually anything is swayed to your decision

#

Luckily we havnt seen anything like that happening recently, oh wait...

vivid socket
naive thistle
#

Where's wet entity when we need memes

vivid socket
#

People won't risk their own one life to overturn someone so other people's lives will get better

#

We live in an age where roof and food are almost guaranteed

naive thistle
vivid socket
#

You are free to slave away until you are old and expire

vivid socket
naive thistle
vivid socket
#

There's plenty of menial labour minimum pay jobs Woe

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Contact your nearest hiring agency

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Staffing

naive thistle
#

Rising food prices, rising product prices, rising living costs, harder to find jobs means homelessness is at a higher point then it should be currently

vivid socket
#

Staffing agency

naive thistle
austere gulch
#

there's plenty of people without shelter in my city, who are terrified of winter

naive thistle
#

Because it's not true

vivid socket
#

Again, contact your staffing agency

naive thistle
#

They keep saying oh we need people to work theres just no one out there and yet I've sent in so many bloody applications and it's either no response back or the stupid automated response of "sorry we think your skills would be better elsewhere"

vivid socket
#

If you are willing to work in freezers/toxic environment/do heavy lifting/dusty and dirty environment you are pretty much guaranteed your minimum pay

#

Just show up on time, shut up and do the work

naive thistle
vivid socket
naive thistle
#

They won't take you

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It's impossible

austere gulch
#

having a job doesn't guarantee you can get housing and enough food either, depending on living costs

naive thistle
#

Most people here can't even afford a house tbh

#

Much less food

austere gulch
#

what is your goal with these suggestions?

naive thistle
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I think they are trying to prove the point that the world isn't a miserable declining mess

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Or they are in denial

vivid socket
#

Stating that it's very hard to die from lack of resources unwillingly in modern society

naive thistle
vivid socket
naive thistle
#

Foodbanks can't support the amount of homelessness

vivid socket
#

Contact staffing agencies in your city

rancid shell
#

i can't get a flatmate after what happened to the last one

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only a few bones were left

austere gulch
naive thistle
vivid socket
vivid socket
#

Hiring practices suck nowadays

naive thistle
naive thistle
#

They need people to work, but don't hire people who apply

#

It's a very weird business strategy

vivid socket
#

Who are they?

naive thistle
#

Said stores and businesses

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It's across a wide range

vivid socket
naive thistle
#

Man they wouldn't even take me for those ones

vivid socket
#

Exactly?

#

Because they don't need those at the moment?

naive thistle
#

I don't think you understand

vivid socket
#

I don't think you do either

austere gulch
naive thistle
#

If places put up an application for hiring people, it's because they either want or need to hire someone

#

My point is if people apply but don't get hired, and they still keep up their applications or add more, it's very strange

vivid socket
austere gulch
#

ic, that makes sense

rancid shell
#

smh everyone's a revolutionary until they spill homemade completely legal flammable substances on themselves

naive thistle
#

Oh gripper you wanna hear something extremely funny about the hiring process

vivid socket
vivid socket
#

It's just that it's worse than walmart

naive thistle
#

They hold these job thingies here in random places that help people get a job, they take their resumes and help match them to places they can work at or need work, I decided to go to one of these because it was close by and i wasn't busy, the funny part is they wouldn't actually take my resume and help because it wasn't done in a specific format

#

It's a legitimate business that does this, but hey your application isn't done in this specific way so uh fuck ya I guess

#

Boy they really need people to work don't they

austere gulch
vivid socket
dense thicket
naive thistle
dense thicket
#

it's fucking disgusting, but it's a real thing

#

idk how that applies to lower skill jobs though, I've only heard of this in the context of IT jobs
but I wouldn't be surprised if it applies to a wide range

vivid socket
#

I doubt shareholders will look at careers website and not internal hiring data, considering how many hires are done without being posted online

rancid shell
naive thistle
#

Because the format isn't widely used by people especially older people

#

People like me are used to formatting resumes in a certain way because that's how it's always been done and has never have a problem

rancid shell
#

Big Data Information Harvesting and its Consequences

naive thistle
#

Either way the entire point is the hiring process and getting a job is completely fucked here

#

It got so much worse when everything became digital

#

Have to apply online now rather then in person

#

Fed through a stupid computer rather then a person most times

vivid socket
#

People who can live before a revolution would take a gamble with their life to participate in one without being certain of being rewarded for it

austere gulch
#

but not generally true of revolutions

naive thistle
#

Revolutions usually are started through a high amount of emotions

austere gulch
#

and assumes a certain type of revolution, wherein little changes except who's in power

vivid socket
naive thistle
rancid shell
#

profit through progeny (evolutionary advantage)

vivid socket
naive thistle
#

That's been a pretty standard motto throughout human history

vivid socket
naive thistle
#

The difference is the people who die usually do it willingly

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The unlucky ones are those who didn't want to be caught up in it

#

Either way it's screwy

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

it's called a revolution because the rebel leaders are often revolting

vivid socket
#

I'm sure they'd rather prefer to win the gamble

cosmic forge
vivid socket
naive thistle
vivid socket
#

Dumb dictionaries

cosmic forge
naive thistle
#

Sleepy cats with the softest of meows

rancid shell
#

because the wordplay isn't as clever anymore which ruins the universe's narrative for chicken run to make the joke

vivid socket
vivid socket
#

Especially now that travel and migration is only limited by money

naive thistle
vivid socket
#

The "do it for your children" argument doesn't work anymore

cosmic forge
naive thistle
#

I love when cats eyes go all big and they flatten their ears

#

They usually are either playing or they are about to pounce on something

rancid shell
#

i'm not saying it's good reasoning now (which i am not going to argue one way or the other)

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what i am saying is that it is a way to gain a benefit while dying

naive thistle
#

The one main benefit you get from dying is no more taxes

rancid shell
#

i'm sure the life insurance offices will be well and solvent in the midst of a revolution

vivid socket
#

Fly to US

naive thistle
#

They'd probabaly decline your insurance to whoever receives it because you the person who died forgot to wear a blue shirt

rancid shell
#

they'd probably decline it for them being a revolutionary and thus having an uncovered liability

vivid socket
#

Not what I implied but okay

naive thistle
#

I just want an old fashioned revolution where we behead people in the town square and the kiddos can kick around the skull like a ball

#

Good old fashioned family fun and community spirit

rancid shell
#

the only implication i'm making is that it is possible to benefit from dying

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i have no idea what you're trying to argue to me that i don't agree with

vivid socket
#

My implication is there is a better way to do that than revolution

#

Although er

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In both cases you don't profit from it

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Other people do

#

When you die your net worth drops to 0

naive thistle
#

The defintion of revolution doesn't just mean violence however, there are a multitude of ways to go about one

#

In a lot of cases people don't even get hurt

rancid shell
#

having more viable offspring is definitely an evolutionary benefit

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be them less likely to die or more wealthy

vivid socket
naive thistle
#

More kids means more people to look after you when you grow old

rancid shell
#

because passing your genes on more effectively is the defintion of evolutionary benefit....?

naive thistle
#

In an archaic sense it also increases your social standing

#

If people still care about that

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

you didn't define benefit

vivid socket
#

Just save up and get servants

naive thistle
#

We outlawed that practice a while ago

#

Now we have employees

vivid socket
vivid socket
rancid shell
#

the ability to survive and reproduce to have offspring that survive and reproduce

#

since we already have children in this scenario and you're not likely to have more either way in this scenario we're focusing on part 2

naive thistle
#

Logically every couple needs to have three children

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In order to grow the species

rancid shell
#

does it need to benefit anyone?

naive thistle
#

Two doesn't change anything because they simply replace the parents, and one means your losing a human at the end

rancid shell
#

evolution doesn't have an aim

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

ok then it benefits your genetics

naive thistle
#

Some people are born with good genes

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It is good for the species if those spread

vivid socket
#

Sorry those guys don't hold a share big enough to vote for suicidal decisions

naive thistle
#

Whereas some people have bad genes and it's not good for those

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But the human race doesn't take precedence over either

rancid shell
#

ok liquid snake

naive thistle
#

They just happen

vivid socket
rancid shell
#

i have no idea what the point you're trying to make is, especially in the context of evolutionary benefit

vivid socket
naive thistle
vivid socket
#

Any gene that was passed on is a successful gene

rancid shell
#

to reiterate my point, it's possible to benefit from dying

rancid shell
rancid shell
naive thistle
#

For example

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Is a bad trait

vivid socket
#

You can also argue that despite considering someone a less able being, they are adapted enough to modern living conditions to pass their genes on, making them more successful than people who are stronger, smarter and more talented who didn't have children for whatever reason

vivid socket
naive thistle
vivid socket
#

We don't need tough bodies or good health to survive long and create offspring anymore

#

World changed

naive thistle