#memes

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mighty tartan
last gyro
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Omg Feynman diagrame

mighty tartan
void laurel
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¿que?

elfin turret
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THERE IS NO AMBIGUITY

haughty herald
jolly egret
humble panther
# mighty tartan

thats the first time ive seen an actual penguin diagram that looks reasonably like a penguin

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god damnit

honest vortex
dark aspen
slim lynx
jolly egret
honest vortex
ionic heron
dark aspen
scenic glade
honest vortex
elfin turret
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Those named Joe

wise depot
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Those who mow (their lawns)

ionic heron
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Those who crow

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might be a raven but shhh

upper yarrow
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Birb

desert condor
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@gusty vale honestly, at this point, can we consider this "advertisement"? The only thing this guy has posted since showing up is videos of what I suspect is his own channel

golden relic
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Yeah fr that shit is annoying

desert condor
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yeah, nvm, it's not even a suspicion, it's a 99% since this is a link on their youtube for their blog, which is the exact same username as his discord

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just without the "mundo"

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also he seems to be posting them as soon as they come out

desert condor
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thx Shadow

raven light
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Chad shadow

dark aspen
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Not defending, just pointing out.

ionic heron
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Understandable to ban him I wouldn't have though of it

hardy prism
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I need the 'Do you have any ibiprofen?' meme for an Acolyte fr fr

desert condor
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if anything, I believe he may actually be using it for "view count"

runic goblet
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yeah who cares

potent mortar
stable dagger
potent mortar
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hope this helps

rigid mountain
# stable dagger explanation?

It's a Feynman diagram, though I don't know what this one is supposed to represent. Some silly quantum interaction that relates to the prompt in a humorus way, I'd assume.

stable dagger
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Electron to gamma ray? What

random tiger
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i dont think you need to understand

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its a shitpost , shitpost only aim to humor certain group of people

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like this one

stable dagger
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lol

lunar ermine
# stable dagger explanation?

im pretty sure its referencing this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CP_violation

In particle physics, CP violation is a violation of CP-symmetry (or charge conjugation parity symmetry): the combination of C-symmetry (charge conjugation symmetry) and P-symmetry (parity symmetry). CP-symmetry states that the laws of physics should be the same if a particle is interchanged with its antiparticle (C-symmetry) while its spatial co...

stable dagger
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thank you

humble panther
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nah bro

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it is literally just a meme about how a particle was created from nothing

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"nothing" really being energy but w/e

keen ginkgo
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He should make a bluesky account and say the exact same thing

potent mortar
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He should make a discord account and say the exact same thing

jolly egret
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He should make a twitter account and say the exact same thing

potent mortar
jolly egret
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who is anton ?

mighty tartan
mighty tartan
delicate shard
dark aspen
queen wyvern
dark aspen
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Couldn't tell; never played Pizza Tower

dire warren
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no because homestuck is bad and cave story is peak

upper yarrow
dire warren
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tho ig the 2nd game did just fully release

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but yeah pretty much kinda like pizza tower, it’s another platformer that plays similar to Wario Land

verbal flame
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@gusty vale Self advertiser

runic goblet
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@amber heart we love your videos here, thank you for bringing us joy. dont let the haters get you down

runic goblet
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thank you junior

shell sparrow
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アニメ版は無さそうだったので作りました。元のコラ画像の作者とは別人です。

ニコニコ : https://nico.ms/sm41074585

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olive hedge
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Wtf Doll is literally balling

delicate shard
graceful trench
storm grove
desert condor
potent mortar
desert condor
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doesn't change it's robot status, one with the fact that it's mentality of being female was also not it's own decision as they programmed it

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like, I'd agree with something like "detroit become human" but this is literally a pile of scrap programmed to move, and the consciousness inside folded like a deck of cards when they were killed. Their soul also wasn't strong enough to do more than lash out since they can't speak, they can't really move freely, they got destroyed like a deck of cards again because william dismantled them

potent mortar
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I think that the gender that Henry gave the characters when he came up with them is still valid

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regardless of the fact that it's an animatronics, the character Chica is female

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With that line of logic, you might say that Harry Potter isn't a guy because he's a fictional character

rocky carbon
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i got here to look at memes

desert condor
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like, no offense, but like there are other female characters far better than someone who died, is a literal child, and couldn't stop william to begin with. Even when william died, it was cassidy who caused it not Susie

potent mortar
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feel free

rocky carbon
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fnaf lore better

desert condor
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lol

desert condor
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you don't call them female characters if they're literally "puppets" on a string

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the only reason chica as an animatronic can do anything shown in the fnaf games is because they had a soul controlling them

potent mortar
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I don't think they were designed to be robots, it's just that it was most practical for them to be animatronics

runic goblet
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i too enjoy wasting my precious energy debating the specifics of something that isnt real and has no impact on reality

potent mortar
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Like if it were more cost effective or whatever to have actors in suits, maybe he would have chosen that

desert condor
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he did...

potent mortar
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🤯

runic goblet
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egg yolk exposion........

potent mortar
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domain expansion

runic goblet
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Secret technique

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wet fart

naive thistle
potent mortar
naive thistle
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Robots cannot have a gender

amber heart
runic goblet
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My savior

potent mortar
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@gusty vale Ma he's back

potent mortar
naive thistle
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Its a robot

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I.e an object

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Objects do not have genders

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Even if you call them female or male

potent mortar
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This is like TALKING to an object

naive thistle
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That's called schizophrenia

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Don't talk to objects

potent mortar
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So like, Spiderman, right?

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He has a gender

desert condor
naive thistle
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Not an object

potent mortar
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A stuffed Spiderman doll doesn't, of course

desert condor
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also spring lock suit was created after the animatronics

potent mortar
naive thistle
runic goblet
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my skibidi toilets in christ you will all be sent to ohio rizz jail if you keep misbehaving

potent mortar
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The robots are replicas, is what I'm saying

naive thistle
runic goblet
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risk it

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On god

potent mortar
naive thistle
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A human being can have a gender

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This isn't rocket science

potent mortar
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Chica is an anthropomorphic character

naive thistle
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Only in the eyes of certain adult communities

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In the eyes of the game world its a robot

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Or a puppet

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I.e an object

potent mortar
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Dave is more fun to talk to

naive thistle
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It's never fun when your not correct

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Don't worry about being wrong

desert condor
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ok, whatever, the animatronic is female, doesn't make them a good female character in game, like I mentioned before, it's limited to programming, a deteriorated soul, one that folded like a deck of cards the first time, and one that got dismantled by william anyway even after becoming the animatronic. And according to lore, none of the security guards died, which means both william and his son. This means that she's horrible at even getting revenge since it required william's son to be the one who locked them in a burning building and Henry to also help.

runic goblet
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ok, whatever, tha animatronic is female, don't make 'em a phat biatch characta up in game, like I mentioned before, itz limited ta programming, a thugged-out deteriorated soul, one dat folded like a thugged-out deck of cardz tha last time, n' one dat gots dismantled by william anyway even afta becomin tha animatronic fo' realz. And accordin ta lore, none of tha securitizzle guardz died, which means both william n' his son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This means dat dat freaky freaky biatch wack at even gettin revenge since it required williamz lil hustla ta be tha one whoz ass locked 'em up in a funky-ass burnin buildin n' Henry ta also help.

desert condor
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what the hell?

runic goblet
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huh

potent mortar
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???

naive thistle
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Chris needs a temp mute for the way they speak

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Correctional therapy through the form of punishment

runic goblet
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I refuse

desert condor
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to be honest, how the hell did they do that?

runic goblet
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The power of the internet!

potent mortar
desert condor
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fair

potent mortar
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discord has support for that now

runic goblet
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gizoogle, no bot idk how to do that

potent mortar
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like there's a translate "app" you can get, which is pretty cool

runic goblet
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i am tech illiterate

desert condor
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yeah, apps are pretty good

naive thistle
potent mortar
desert condor
potent mortar
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just have to download it

runic goblet
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I just copied and pasted it into something n pasted it back

desert condor
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that was too fast to do it

runic goblet
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2 monitors

desert condor
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it would take at least a minute to actually do that since you'd have to react to the comment, have that already pulled up, highlight it all, copy and past to the second monitor, then wait a couple seconds for it to finish processing, then highlight it all again from that website, then copy and paste over here

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at most, the difference in time between when you posted that to this was like 10 seconds

runic goblet
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highlight with mouse, ctrl + c, 2 clicks to get to the website, ctrl v to put it in, one click to translate, one click on the text, ctrl + a to highlight it all, ctrl c again, then back to discord to ctrl v + enter to send it, all in one motion

desert condor
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yes, again, that's not something you should be able to do in 10 seconds, 30 seconds maybe, but 5-10 seconds?

runic goblet
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idk my computer is kinda old but its not slow by any means. I am sure plenty of people could do it in whatever amount of time I did it in, or faster, 10 seconds is more than you think

desert condor
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whatever, why do you even have that website up?

runic goblet
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I didnt, its bookmarked though

desert condor
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you probably didn't even read what I was talking about before you converted it XD

runic goblet
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LOL I kinda skimmed it and thats it

desert condor
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ok, then how? XD, so you managed to skim my comment out enough to know you should use that website, then you opened it since it wasn't already open and then sent it back within 5-10 seconds? No offense, but if that's true you've got the reaction speed of a god

runic goblet
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ctrl a/v/c help a lot, dont gotta waste time using mouse

desert condor
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with that kind of talent, you should be a professional gamer or maybe even military, you can react and read a situation near instantly and have enough dexterity to do all of those things within a couple moments XD

runic goblet
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I am a professional wynncrafter (I played in like 2014 and thats really it)

desert condor
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what the hell was that XD

rigid mountain
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if you're copying from a website then it doesn't take that long to correct

rigid mountain
desert condor
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man, I guess I'm the abnormal one for not being able to move my hands at the speed of sound

desert condor
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first he'd have to react and skim through my comment as well

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like copy and pasting can be fairly fast, but he had to do all of that without any preparation other than a bookmark

rigid mountain
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hotkeys are magical

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if only I could find a hotkey to open bookmarks, right now I just memorize most urls instead since that's just faster than using a mouse

runic goblet
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use the built in hotkey to open a linkedin tab

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baked into windows

rigid mountain
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that doesn't open bookmarks

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oh, I could just make a little program full of hyper-links instead of using the one build in to my browser, that'll work

queen wyvern
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toy chica is feminine as hell

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there we go

spice sinew
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void remake: dropped
me: IS THAT XEN FROM HALF LIFE

shell sparrow
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dark aspen
brisk epoch
whole onyx
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Can we ask why this person has MINECRAFT on their 3ds ik it was released but that thing rare af

upper yarrow
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Olá, parece que alguns membros deste servidor discord acham que seus vídeos estão sendo enviados para o lugar errado. Se você pudesse fazer a gentileza, poderia postar vídeos futuros em #your_work , em vez de #memes ? Vejo que você se esforçou muito em seus vídeos, e aquele outro canal foi feito para mostrar conteúdos que outras pessoas fizeram :)

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||Hello, it seems that some members of this discord server think that your videos are being sent to the wrong place. If you would be so kind, could you post any future videos in your-work , rather than memes ?
I can see that you put a lot of effort into your videos, and that other channel was made to showcase content that other people have made :)||

torn olive
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It's still only a link to his yt

upper yarrow
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True

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But I don’t think he deserves to be banned

potent mortar
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should probably only be perm muted though

torn olive
elfin turret
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He wishes to post his videos

torn olive
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Yea, that's not realy an interaction

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Pretty one-wayed for one atleast

edgy forge
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What the fuck happened here did people really have a long-ass argument about the gender of mfing chica from fnaf

torn olive
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Yes

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We always have "long-ass" discussions

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Over most anything at that

naive thistle
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Don't even need to wear a sweater

naive thistle
edgy forge
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Okay, the robot itself obviously has no gender unless it either:
A.) is sentient enough to self-determine
B.) has a clear reproductive function via which it can be determined

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In the case of both, A takes precedent over B, given that were going by the modern colloquial definition of gender

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Alternatively the robot might be sentient enough to self-determine but not consider itself gendered in which case it has no gender

naive thistle
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Robots cannot reproduce, they are created so the second point is null

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But yes it has no gender because it's effectively an object

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If it becomes sentient enough to think it's female, it's getting destroyed because I don't want a robot uprising

humble panther
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are you fucking arguing whether a fictional robot would self identify as a woman

naive thistle
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Its a continuation of a previous conversation yes

edgy forge
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Since chica is a robot from a fictional setting i didnt really care to apply irl factual standards to it

verbal flame
edgy forge
verbal flame
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Have you even played the games?

edgy forge
verbal flame
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The animatronic is controlled by the child's soul

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So the robot self-identifies as a girl

edgy forge
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Yeah theres weird hijinks going on with the souls of murdered kids inhabiting freddy and the others but since the animatronics existed before the killings i kinda defaulted to just considering the gender of the robot

naive thistle
edgy forge
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I guess but i wasnt really interested in the "why", i care more for the what ifs and hypotheticals

naive thistle
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Whether or not the human soul inside makes it a female is based on whether or not the soul is still functional

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Or it's just a power source

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If it acts as a lump of coal basically then it has no merit on what the robot could be

edgy forge
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Okay fair

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Given though that the robots seem to hold animosity towards certain characters in the actual story i guess you could argue that theyre sentient to some extent still

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Unless the souls just seep feelings into a sentient robot without themselves being conscious

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But this gets so insanely hypothetical that almost anything goes

potent mortar
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Chica the character has a gender, Chica the animatronic doesn't

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I think that's what I've settled on

torn olive
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This will find no end

runic goblet
sacred beacon
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Bracelet
That stew has peas.

charred breach
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Stew is temporary

Bracelet are eternal

jolly egret
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i eat both

dense onyx
# runic goblet

I'm a fat fuck and that stew looks tasty, so I pick the stew

brisk epoch
dark aspen
cinder flame
dark aspen
dark aspen
cinder flame
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Yeah

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So how is that warm

runic goblet
dark aspen
cinder flame
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Where I live that isn’t bad but no one would call that warm

ionic heron
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Kelvin users when it's 2 degrees outside

dark aspen
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holy...

cinder flame
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Ice cubes

naive thistle
dark aspen
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Yeah I didn't see the upper image 😫

naive thistle
dark aspen
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What are you? A portable oven?

naive thistle
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No it's just usually much colder x)

cinder flame
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-2 for me went out in a hoodie

dark aspen
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Well I'd say, -2 is fine if you just have to walk outside for a few minutes, but I definitely wouldn't spend the whole day outside without a winter coat just in case.

cinder flame
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Depends on wind chill

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No wind probably a hoodie

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Lots of wind almost definitely a coat

dark aspen
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Exactly! Wind is so annoying!

cinder flame
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Yeah

naive thistle
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I use a thermal shirt in place of a regular shirt

cinder flame
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Smart

dark aspen
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Bro came prepared

cinder flame
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If you have a coat and thermal shirt in -5 I can see how you are warm

naive thistle
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Its usually the wind that makes it cold

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If there's no wind at -5 it's typically not that bad

cinder flame
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Yeah

brisk epoch
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2 degrees Celsius is still about 40 degrees

cinder flame
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Yeah

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Wasn’t arguing that

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I was saying that isn’t “quite warm”

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Maybe not terrible

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But not warm

brisk epoch
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Eh

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As one who’s lived in Vermont 40 above is better than 40 below

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By about 80 degrees

cinder flame
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I think -40 is the same in celcius

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If so that is pretty cold

naive thistle
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Negative 40 celcius is pretty cold

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A lot of outside jobs shut down at that

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Some continue though like negative 45 or 50 then it's a danger to people's health

cinder flame
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Yeah

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Makes sense

brisk epoch
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Brainwashing bots is fun

gaunt gale
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Ah yes, "Treyarch"

cerulean cove
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I know exactly where on wynn this lil world building element is

exotic depot
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Why no morph...

exotic depot
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Morph is love..

gusty vale
rocky carbon
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btw the chainmail pants are pretty cool design, they actually extend to be coveralls and pair up with the chainmail armor pretty well

exotic depot
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Please 🙏🥺 Morph..

brisk epoch
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lol

rocky carbon
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i am a pro morpher i run morph lament

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and morph hero

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and morph monster

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and morph ignis

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and...

brisk epoch
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L

crimson mural
# gusty vale

Friend and I were talking about him in the car, looked him up to remember his VP and saw news he died from 2m ago, I think I might've killed him

night ocean
delicate shard
# night ocean

You dont have them as a blur therefore your image is bad

jolly egret
delicate shard
astral wing
delicate shard
naive thistle
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And the machine is broken

sterile depot
hardy schooner
# night ocean

Ngl i also do this with the escape spell if the Nexus doesn't go there

pseudo snow
eager glen
tropic yarrow
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thank you discord ai

potent mortar
hardy schooner
tropic yarrow
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mobile update a while back

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it keeps yelling at me

jolly egret
delicate shard
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Its like a dysfunctional child of mine

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It craves data

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I shall feed

jolly egret
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feed it the worst data you can make

delicate shard
austere stag
# night ocean

Hey, that's from that shitty slander video I made years ago!

vale comet
brisk epoch
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lol

exotic depot
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can you play wynncraft on a GBA

night ocean
night ocean
potent mortar
verbal flame
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There's no official names for generations

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We can name them whatever we want

jolly egret
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can we make generation squirley

potent mortar
potent mortar
jolly egret
supple idol
next mortar
potent mortar
solar hazel
honest vortex
honest vortex
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Guys, what's the tankiest paladin build you know of? Based answers only

potent mortar
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Morph

dark aspen
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A brick of cheese

rigid mountain
delicate shard
cosmic sierra
lucid stag
rocky carbon
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i feel like this can be solved by... BUYING MORE BALATRO woooo go buy balatro its worth

jolly egret
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hey everyone john balatro here thank you for playing my game

elfin turret
cosmic sierra
elfin turret
shut swallow
jolly egret
potent mortar
jolly egret
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please updoot my account

potent mortar
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thanks for the mythic kind stranger

jolly egret
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made me rofl

elfin turret
verbal flame
# shut swallow

There's absolutely no reason a hare/rabbit would enter the water unless running away from something, getting wet like that can be lethal for them

elfin turret
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It wanted to kill him

honest vortex
delicate shard
river dragon
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this picture has same energy as "infinite horse duplication" glitch that was occured few days ago

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also wtf is this render distance settings

austere peak
elfin locust
worldly field
worldly field
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The sauna will never recover

vocal onyx
tall imp
austere peak
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tony hawk

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tuah

elfin locust
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Hawk tony

dark aspen
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Wait, Balatro is just an overhyped card game? What the hell...

delicate shard
dark aspen
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Wait... you can what?

delicate shard
dark aspen
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Damn... I didn't know you could do that...

delicate shard
delicate shard
mighty tartan
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The local hooligan just blew up his own car by accident by means of firecrackers.

random tiger
vital spire
elfin locust
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GUHREEEEETINGGS

olive hedge
random tiger
olive hedge
runic goblet
bitter canopy
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pussy

normal crown
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"Would you rather have terminal cancer or 1 million dollars"

jolly egret
fading zealot
mighty tartan
naive thistle
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1 million isn't enough to retire for the rest of my life

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And the first would mean I wouldn't have to work at all

dark aspen
queen wyvern
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like a good sum of money or dying bro

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pick the money and just use it overtime while still working

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you're just lazy and don't want yo work at all dude

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put some effort in AND get 1 mil

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you just said cancer to be a contrarian and grt attention which im giving you

naive thistle
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It would be nice to work normal hours and be able to support oneself in this economy

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Also one million really isn't that much when you think about it

torn olive
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Well, you can't even use it as pocketchange, that much is true atleast

queen wyvern
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while still working normal hours

naive thistle
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Plus you also know the government would take like half of it

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For "expenses"

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Or taxes or some shit

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So really you'd only have 500 thousand

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And that's barely enough to even buy a house

potent mortar
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probably the dumbest thing you've said, yeah

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if you want to die the million would be easier, too

jolly egret
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would you rather have $500,000 or die soon

queen wyvern
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woe: i would like to die soon because 500000 is boring lol!!!!!

queen wyvern
naive thistle
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Plus also not having to deal with all the future problems the world is gonna have

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And as a bonus not having to deal with peoples stupidity

queen wyvern
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so youd rrather dir than live bro

queen wyvern
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actually mentally decrepit take right here

naive thistle
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Are you technically living if you slave away every day

queen wyvern
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yes

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are you actually mentally incavole of thought

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jellyfish in the chat rn

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you are brrathing and alive so you are living

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uf you die you are not living either so whats your point

naive thistle
potent mortar
naive thistle
potent mortar
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well there's your problem

queen wyvern
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yeau please do

desert blade
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I'd take the million dollars

queen wyvern
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you act liek the oerisn who wouldnt take vaccines bro

desert blade
potent mortar
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omg number one Parade rainer coming in

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Hi chris

runic goblet
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never medicate

queen wyvern
potent mortar
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yep

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there he is

queen wyvern
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hi chris

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can we make out

potent mortar
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I love when my parades are rained on

frigid rock
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million dollars is quite the sum of money

runic goblet
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I only like girl

potent mortar
naive thistle
potent mortar
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what compelled you to say something so controversial, yet so brave

desert blade
runic goblet
queen wyvern
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i got the hoob

frigid rock
queen wyvern
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perhaos even woman stuff

runic goblet
queen wyvern
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million is still better than fucking cancer

potent mortar
frigid rock
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plus with where i live now, i could live here [assuming i had absolutely no need to eat] and the million dollars was without taxing,

queen wyvern
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god despises women confirmed

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shreksim

runic goblet
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I love god now

queen wyvern
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sexim

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fuck

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😧😦😦😦

frigid rock
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666 months or 27 years without a single drop of working
thats beautiful

however, assuming i had that money without taxation,

naive thistle
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So technically yes

frigid rock
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i would put 500K into savings,

frigid rock
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continue working where i do,

queen wyvern
runic goblet
potent mortar
queen wyvern
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all your takes are aweful

naive thistle
frigid rock
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and spend my first set of 'splurging' on a bunch of new cosmetics for myself

queen wyvern
frigid rock
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which would probably be like a few thousand

runic goblet
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Hrrrm

runic goblet
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Hhhrrrrmmph

naive thistle
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In the Bible

queen wyvern
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buy me a gooden oan and then become homeless

runic goblet
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The Oan

frigid rock
queen wyvern
potent mortar
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Oran berry poke mon

naive thistle
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One of the punishments for Adam and eve disobeying God and eating the apple was childbirth was more painful

frigid rock
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then i'd pay off my father's credit problems, and the house we live in which would lower monthly costs down by a lot

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which could extend the hypothetical 13 years or so i'd get from 500K to like 30

desert blade
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Where are the memes

potent mortar
queen wyvern
desert blade
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Me

naive thistle
queen wyvern
frigid rock
queen wyvern
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me seeing women

queen wyvern
potent mortar
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this is truly the worst conversation there has ever been in here

potent mortar
frigid rock
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i unfortunately landed myself into a life with not many loved ones that actually like me, but i would very much not have to suffer through the process of cancer

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because that could take a decent time to kill,

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i'd have my life uplifted and put into a hospital bed

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or just die without the hospital in the first place

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like if i knew that regardless of help im gonna die i'd tell people around me not to hospitalize me and waste the money

potent mortar
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controversial take warning: Cancer is not fun and actually might actually hurt actually

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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wow almost like the would uou rather wa a joke forcing everyone to pick the money over fucjibg dying ewrly yo a horrid disease and that wir picked thenother wife to start an agrument wnd br contrversial

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i love spelling

frigid rock
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that was

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spelling

queen wyvern
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yeah

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i type fast and alcohol

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🩲

desert blade
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Under where?

runic goblet
queen wyvern
desert blade
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😱

queen wyvern
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😱

runic goblet
frigid rock
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thankfully i like my job and the people i meet working there

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this is very cool

potent mortar
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I don't like your job

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you should quit it

runic goblet
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Middle Age? Dats a place in lord of the ring bro

queen wyvern
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i like your job

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wuit it so i can take ocer

queen wyvern
frigid rock
runic goblet
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Wrong

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Middle earth is like 30 to 40 years old

potent mortar
frigid rock
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dies..

runic goblet
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Teach a man to work and he’ll never fart a day in his life

frigid rock
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teach a man and he'll smart

desert blade
runic goblet
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Fart on a man

frigid rock
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the quote is in fact wrong on purpose yes

queen wyvern
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🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

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PREGGER MAN

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🔥🔥🔥🔥

naive thistle
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I hate this emoji so much

runic goblet
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That’s woe

desert blade
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Hey that's my dad

naive thistle
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It just doesn't make sense

queen wyvern
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god i wishbit was wor

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maybe then they would lewrb a thibk or two about life

desert blade
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He isn't gregnant tho

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Just fat

potent mortar
queen wyvern
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i can change that

runic goblet
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Obese emoji

naive thistle
naive thistle
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Get off the phone

queen wyvern
queen wyvern
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get of YOUR phone

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go have fun on new years

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"oh i dont belive in new years cuz if some corporate catholic bullshit"

naive thistle
queen wyvern
potent mortar
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sealed for a thousand beers

naive thistle
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Also I am having fun on new years, I'm at home

runic goblet
queen wyvern
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if you live in an arew that gets to -20 then you shoukd get clothes

runic goblet
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We dreamt

queen wyvern
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Freaky

queen wyvern
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beer

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homat simpson

runic goblet
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The thousand beer door. Peper Mario

queen wyvern
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pepper maro

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i have a mario hat fron like the 1990s

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not an actual mario brand one but the tupe of hat it was mofelled off of

runic goblet
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Old ass crusty ass withering ass

naive thistle
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Do you ever think that Mario's life is one of constant suffering

queen wyvern
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nah mother just owns a vintage store thay i pilfer wbd steal clothing fton

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woe changed the subject cuz he was losing 😭😭😭😭

naive thistle
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Mans constantly has to leave his job to fight against weird ass creatures and a giant turtle to save a princess who doesn't even return his affection

runic goblet
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Mario picked the million dollards instead of terminal illness that’s why he is so sad

queen wyvern
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upvote it you love jesus

graceful trench
runic goblet
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I am Jessie

naive thistle
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Do you ever think about the fact that the catholic religion practices ghost cannibalism

queen wyvern
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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

naive thistle
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This is the body of christ, this is thr blood of christ

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Consume it

queen wyvern
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cool can you go eat a tual people and go to jail 😋

desert blade
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No danke I'm eat pizza

potent mortar
queen wyvern
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crushing turts is the best line i know

naive thistle
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Circumnavigate the law

desert blade
queen wyvern
naive thistle
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just do it locally itll be fine

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trust me

potent mortar
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A MILLION DOLLARS

queen wyvern
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LMAO

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BEST COMEBACK

runic goblet
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Woe go to the crunchy when is technical regal for mayonnaise

queen wyvern
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holy crap

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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wayinaise

queen wyvern
runic goblet
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Goad.., like da frog cousin lol

potent mortar
queen wyvern
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lifesize wor body pillow made with real skin

naive thistle
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Only thing I'd use the million dollars for is to pay off the years of debts, bills and the mortgage

queen wyvern
potent mortar
runic goblet
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Stoats

queen wyvern
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i mwde it more jolly akimbo

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i think it haouod pass

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should

naive thistle
potent mortar
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I wish I could pass

queen wyvern
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you can always

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its just about mindset

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you matter

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apart from woe and his terminal cancer

runic goblet
queen wyvern
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ITS 10PM

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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DAMIT

potent mortar
naive thistle
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And our bodies can be used for beneficial means

queen wyvern
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gmt

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10pm gmt

runic goblet
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Waiiiittt.. u r British

naive thistle
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It's 3 pm

queen wyvern
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i got the brish im me

naive thistle
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Send it to science

queen wyvern
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send your magically cancer ridden body to science and put back the industry 50 years as they spend billions figuring out how you got cancer un every part if your body

naive thistle
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Also nearly every person in my family has gotten cancer in their 70s

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It's hereditary at this point

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So

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I'm probably fucked either way

potent mortar
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Can cancer be hereditary?

queen wyvern
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have to go correct like 8bspell mistakes

potent mortar
naive thistle
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I'm assuming it is

queen wyvern
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gods just trying yo get rid of you

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so dont try curr it or live longer

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its gods plan 🙏🙏🙏

naive thistle
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I hate religion

queen wyvern
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🕍

runic goblet
queen wyvern
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eating chips abd chrese rn

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good shit

naive thistle
# runic goblet

Reminds me of the monty python skit on who threw the first stone

runic goblet
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he who he who three the first stune

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Shall be crowned

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King arthritis

queen wyvern
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owie my bones hurted

runic goblet
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show me your bones

queen wyvern
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looks like i frew the firet stone

runic goblet
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Buying gf

queen wyvern
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my bones

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they hurted but i fuxed it with a pulveriser machibe

runic goblet
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Oh hell no when the homie cream mated

queen wyvern
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mmpfgh

naive thistle
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cream mated

queen wyvern
queen wyvern
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only good thint to come out of wales

naive thistle
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Oh good it's now snowing

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I'm definitely not going out for new years

queen wyvern
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incel

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you got incel vibes

naive thistle
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Because I don't like the snow and the cold?

queen wyvern
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no just in general

naive thistle
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I think that's half or more of the people who live here

runic goblet
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where

queen wyvern
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specifically

naive thistle
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Canada

queen wyvern
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oh of course

runic goblet
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yeah kinda

queen wyvern
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brap

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💨💨💨

naive thistle
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Oh

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Now I remember who you are

queen wyvern
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im femlale chest toucher

naive thistle
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Is that what you actually look like in your discord banner

potent mortar
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yaeah that's him

naive thistle
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Is he not ever worried that people would recognize him in real life and associate him to the things he says online

queen wyvern
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yeah thats totally me

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im not a 18 year okd from the uk im actually the father of jake and logan paul

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you dense fucker

potent mortar
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LOL

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a little mean

queen wyvern
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im british :3

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what we do

naive thistle
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I didn't even realize they had a father

potent mortar
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yeah it's fair to assume they crawled out of

naive thistle
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There clearly wasn't good parenting going on

queen wyvern
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peanut better jelly

naive thistle
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Wait are you really only 18

queen wyvern
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yeah

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19 in feburary

potent mortar
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gz on the pull

naive thistle
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Man you got your whole life ahead of you

queen wyvern
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thats why i dont want cancer dipshit

potent mortar
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lmao.

queen wyvern
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thats also why im drunk

naive thistle
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So it's not too good of a pull

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But it could be much worse

queen wyvern
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scottish

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or welsh

naive thistle
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You'd atleast get a cool accent from those

queen wyvern
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nah

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lived in new zealand for 14 years so i atill got a big part of my accent from there

naive thistle
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Wait a minute he's not British

queen wyvern
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born in uk

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lived in nz

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never got cotizenship cuz my dad is lazy

naive thistle
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You should come live in Canada

queen wyvern
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back in uk now

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no ew

naive thistle
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It's like the United Kingdom but better

queen wyvern
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just wrong bro

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we have a unique climate

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were on the same longitidue as you guys but we havea massivley earmer climate

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gulf stream

naive thistle
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Same here, it's either lukewarm or frozen

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Or wet

queen wyvern
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yeah but we are on the same line as norhtern siberia but we have the same climate as like southern germany

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its freakish and unique and awesome

naive thistle
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My knowledge of England comes from books that talk about it like 60 to 70 years ago and stereotypical memes

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Man there's no memes today

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Wheres wet entity

runic goblet
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I denied his friend request so he quit posting memes

elfin turret
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@shell sparrow SLACKERP

jolly egret
naive thistle
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Squirley you wound me

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It's not Christmas

jolly egret
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I DONT FUCKING CARE

naive thistle
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The corporate holly jolly spirit is gone squirley

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You need to wait another year

naive thistle
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It's just a burning memory

jolly egret
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where is everyone...

naive thistle
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I don't know

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It's so quiet

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I'm always here though

runic goblet
potent mortar
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merry almost new yeer

jolly egret
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hello "Akimbo"

potent mortar
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☹️

naive thistle
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Poor akimbo

runic goblet
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gottem

naive thistle
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Squirley you should be nicer to them

runic goblet
naive thistle
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Wtf is this shit

runic goblet
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Meow meow meewoooww

jolly egret
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i didnt MEAN to be mean im sorry

potent mortar
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It's okay squirley I forgive your

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your secret santa gift is coming through the mail

naive thistle
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Wtf you have her address?

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Gimme

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I have, so many milk jugs to send

eager glen
torpid latch
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did they succeed?

potent mortar
# eager glen

that just means that there will be 2x the homeless population

potent mortar
jolly egret
potent mortar
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then send me your address

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slash j

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what's your favorite chocolate

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@naive thistle do you like candy

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what is your favorite candy

naive thistle
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I don't know

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I havnt had much candy in years

potent mortar
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there's your problem !

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live a little

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unless you don't like candy, that's fair actually

jolly egret
fading zealot
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!!!!!!!!!!

dark aspen
jolly egret
dark aspen
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That's a lot of chocolate.

jolly egret
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im not allowed near chocolate factories anymore.

upper yarrow
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Do you eat White Chocolate?

dark aspen
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squirley when near chocolate:

naive thistle
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Willy wonks chocolate river is now more so a stream

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So many oompa loompa lives were lost that day trying to defend it

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rocky carbon
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new year batch of memes

jolly egret
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thank you wet entity

rocky carbon
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you already sent the spongebob one

potent mortar
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"Where are the memes" mfs when Wet Entity shows up

dapper fjord
wise depot
dark aspen
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I wouldn't know; I haven't really used this word in my life; didn't know it existed either.

sinful star
naive thistle
naive thistle
snow sleet
elfin turret
verbal flame
desert condor
night grove
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First?

potent mortar
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I think I'll call the mod 's on you

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@jolly egret

jolly egret
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why did you ping me

potent mortar
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because you're my favorite woke moralist

jolly egret
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thank you i work hard every day

honest vortex
potent mortar