#memes

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cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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The two are just different sects of the same core religion

runic goblet
upper yarrow
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One belives in the resurection

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The other doesnt

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Simple

naive thistle
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Idk why people are arguing over religion, just be like me and hate all religions equally

pastel sky
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i will answer, but in dms

shell sparrow
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you seem to really hate people having opinions other than your own

ruby plinth
haughty herald
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judaism believes that christ cant fulfill the prophecy and that accepting christ as lord directly goes in against the monotheistic values held in the torah

shell sparrow
naive thistle
haughty herald
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like the whole golden cow statue thing

upper yarrow
cosmic forge
naive thistle
ruby plinth
haughty herald
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but then starting at the Judaic base can you believe that jesus christ is in fact a form of the lord

cosmic forge
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it was just vibing

upper yarrow
cosmic forge
haughty herald
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but why do you

hasty olive
haughty herald
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im just interested in learning things

naive thistle
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In a strict sense of the word technically Christianity is racist for making their God white when he originally wouldn't be, but that's not a topic that needs to be discussed here

haughty herald
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with me or with scratchock

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
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several people are typing moment

hasty olive
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sod off

haughty herald
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thats fair

upper yarrow
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What problem have I started exactly?

cosmic forge
naive thistle
ruby plinth
pastel sky
naive thistle
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He was born, lived and died

hasty olive
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you people have issues and should socialize outside of this channel at the very least

upper yarrow
cosmic forge
pastel sky
cosmic forge
naive thistle
ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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That doesnt mean I am a problem

cosmic forge
graceful notch
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i think Nethii has the right idea here

ruby plinth
naive thistle
ruby plinth
naive thistle
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But yes ignorance is bliss x)

ruby plinth
cosmic forge
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
upper yarrow
cosmic forge
pastel sky
naive thistle
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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Its McDonalds, when is it ever cooked

ruby plinth
naive thistle
cosmic forge
naive thistle
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Can't even enjoy fast food anymore now adays

cosmic forge
naive thistle
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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genuinley like the second funniest joke ive ever experienced

ruby plinth
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that is one of two times i have ever eaten mcdonalds

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and it was SO

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FUNNY

upper yarrow
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Hey wait I actually have a question

ruby plinth
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and the fries

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were SO SAD

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LMAO

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this happened

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YEARS

cosmic forge
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they are just so flabby

ruby plinth
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AGO

cosmic forge
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disapointment fries

ruby plinth
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and its STILL FUNNY

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im LAUGHING

naive thistle
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I think we should bring back the 1/3rd pound burger

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Maybe people will understand its better this time around

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
upper yarrow
cyan pagoda
upper yarrow
naive thistle
upper yarrow
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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you are shorter

ruby plinth
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you cant be taller

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its in the rules

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they are taller than you

upper yarrow
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How tall are they?

ruby plinth
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that is the information we have at hand

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
naive thistle
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People who are 6 feet tall when they meet someone who's 5 foot 11 inches

ruby plinth
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but we know they must be taller

cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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Well then you cant prove that they are taller

cosmic forge
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But you are smaller

ruby plinth
sick abyss
ruby plinth
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were getting dangerously close to religion again with this one

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💀

upper yarrow
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What

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How

cosmic forge
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sure are

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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?????

ruby plinth
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they dont understand lmao

cosmic forge
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Ohno! Someone help this man!

naive thistle
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Look at lunars profile pic, they have an image of two cats sleeping on a keyboard, now most desks and tables are atleast 4 feet tall, most people hold their phones at arms length, biologically speaker for some reason men's arms are longer then a females so we know that lunars arms are atleast 2 feet long, meaning by this point they are atleast 6 feet tall without including their head

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Conclusion, lunar is taller then you

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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that isnt the proof

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the proof is that lunar is taller than origami

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you cant just add nonsense

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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tiny fox

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
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Very tiny, some might say

ruby plinth
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extremely infact

cosmic forge
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Quite astonishing, even so

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
ruby plinth
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therefore you are a gnome

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gnome person

upper yarrow
cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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I like fox

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
upper yarrow
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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holy flip

ruby plinth
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big fuckn ears

upper yarrow
cosmic forge
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He hears you in your walls!

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
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so you are shorter

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and lunar is taller

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
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which means youre a gnome

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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such white fur

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exquislet

cosmic forge
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its so magnificent

dark aspen
upper yarrow
cosmic forge
cosmic forge
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(At 6AM of course, asking for food)

ruby plinth
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probably by one inch at least

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although there is a chance the gap is smaller

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definitely taller

upper yarrow
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Well that means Lunar is also a gnome

ruby plinth
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you are the gnome

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nobody ever said lunar was a gnome

cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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One inch taller is still gnome sized

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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Prob even 5 in

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
ruby plinth
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about "gnome" "sized"

dark aspen
ruby plinth
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its just a fact that youre a gnome

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
upper yarrow
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Where you find so many cat pics

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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gnome

dark aspen
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
naive thistle
upper yarrow
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
cosmic forge
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FOr me its just my blankets

ruby plinth
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wow

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snuggly fella

cosmic forge
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Cant get enough of them

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
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theyre too small

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cause they couldnt fit on such a short body

upper yarrow
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And last time I checked HK bees are very smol

ruby plinth
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there was a huge chonker

upper yarrow
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True

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However they are still bugs in general

ruby plinth
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and a slightly less huge stinga

ruby plinth
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a short gnome

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shorter than bugs

upper yarrow
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A bumblebee or carpenter bee can only get as big as a bouncy ball

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And those guys are chonkers

ruby plinth
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and youre shorter

upper yarrow
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No

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Cause Gnomes cant be that short

cosmic forge
shell sparrow
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i did not

upper yarrow
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Only tinkerbell

ruby plinth
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youre the shortest gnome in existance

potent mortar
ruby plinth
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shorter than babies

potent mortar
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it's okay, I do that sometimes as well

shell sparrow
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:/

potent mortar
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That's great!

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I was watching the memes channel though

cosmic forge
upper yarrow
shell sparrow
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sweet

ruby plinth
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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blud got filtered

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womp womp filter

cosmic forge
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But I am off for some Z's. Dont get too silly without me

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hahaha the filter doing some heavy lifting right now

upper yarrow
ruby plinth
shell sparrow
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ah

cosmic forge
ruby plinth
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🔥

upper yarrow
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I was thinking like a pun off of Tony Hawk or something

shell sparrow
potent mortar
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fantom.... menace...

ruby plinth
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no way

shell sparrow
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dubbaff ant armor dness

potent mortar
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dabomb for aunt denice denis

upper yarrow
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What is happening

potent mortar
ruby plinth
potent mortar
ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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Being gay doeent mean you are a protogen

ruby plinth
cosmic forge
ruby plinth
ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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How come lunar gets to react to things

potent mortar
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Role

cosmic forge
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Its simply a matter of skill issue

ruby plinth
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hmm i should claim my role

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but nah cant be bothered

potent mortar
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Reacting was removed for white names because of a certain person who was a big fan of a certain Austrian painter

ruby plinth
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one guy??

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just one guy?

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incompetence

potent mortar
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He reacted to HUNDREDS of messages

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maybe even thousand(s)?

ruby plinth
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give him a shit role lmao

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make it brown

potent mortar
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Actually true...

cosmic forge
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sounds like someone who truly doesnt have anything going for them in their life

potent mortar
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But alting is an issue, and mods didn't want to deal with it ig

ruby plinth
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hes still in the server? ._.

potent mortar
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I doooon't think so

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but there's always ways to get into a discord server with another account

ruby plinth
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just seems like the mods dont want to do their jobs

upper yarrow
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Do you need a rank to do that?

potent mortar
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There's a lot of messages in here, I've had the feeling that it's kind of Shadow's domain

potent mortar
ruby plinth
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the lurker!

cosmic forge
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For some reason I see him behind me everytime I turn on a light!

ruby plinth
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no way

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thats crazy

cosmic forge
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When I walk down the streets at night only illuminated by the street lights, he is always there!

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Following! Lurking! Idk what to do

ruby plinth
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hes under you!!

cosmic forge
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Im losing my mins

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OH NO

ruby plinth
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ahhhhhhhhh

cosmic forge
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😦

ruby plinth
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schintzohphrenblia

ruby plinth
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omg

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real gnome

potent mortar
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real gnome gameplay

ruby plinth
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the smallest

upper yarrow
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Nope

potent mortar
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dw there's no trick he's just a little guy

naive thistle
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Originally I thought the guy had just created a small miniature apartment for cats

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But then it just kept going

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So idk if the apartment is even real

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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No I am actually 5'11

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I didnt want to say but you forced my hand

ruby plinth
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LMAO

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literally the shortest in the whole universe

potent mortar
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that's not small

upper yarrow
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Its like half an inch away from 6ft

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In fact I use to be 6ft

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I just shrunk cause Im OLD

naive thistle
upper yarrow
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Also my spine probably compressed cause I sit too much

potent mortar
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you just gotta get that surgery for men with body dysphoria where they get their legs broken and then healed and then broken again

naive thistle
potent mortar
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hell naww is right

ruby plinth
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that would increase the height of lunar

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cause hes taller

upper yarrow
# naive thistle Wear a corset, they help with posture

Spine compression is different from bad posture (though I have both)

Posture is how you spine is the the right shape and bends correctly. Compression is where all the tiny bones get closer together and make your spine shorter

naive thistle
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Your spine can't compress downwards though if it's physically being compressed in the opposite direction

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So it's a win win

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
potent mortar
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this is real

naive thistle
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We could also stick you on a rack

ruby plinth
naive thistle
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Like how the adams family deals with back pain

ruby plinth
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itll make you taller trust

upper yarrow
potent mortar
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never say never

ruby plinth
upper yarrow
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I am the tallest in my family as is

ruby plinth
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no

naive thistle
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Ah man your short cause of bad genes...

ruby plinth
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youre shorter

shell sparrow
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#
upper yarrow
naive thistle
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If you had gotten her genes you could be a gnome though

potent mortar
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ideal body type

naive thistle
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Being tall sucks

potent mortar
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frolicing has never been better

naive thistle
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It took me so many years to find a bed that actually fit me in length

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Because apparently beds are only made for short people

potent mortar
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You found one??

naive thistle
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An army acquaintance of my mom was getting rid of the one he used

upper yarrow
naive thistle
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And he was like 6 foot 5 so it worked out well

upper yarrow
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sized bed

naive thistle
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And I like having actual room in my room

potent mortar
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I'm sungle and ready to mungle

upper yarrow
naive thistle
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I live in a basement

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I've already dug as many holes in the wall as the government will allow me

upper yarrow
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Who said anything about the wall

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LEGS my friend

naive thistle
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And I practically touch the ceiling so if I go higher I'll have to crouch

upper yarrow
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You dont stand on your bed lol

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You sit

dark aspen
naive thistle
potent mortar
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No jumping on the bed !!!

upper yarrow
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And if height is an issue, then use the underside of he bed as storage rather than a workspace

Like a captain's bed

naive thistle
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More room for bodies

potent mortar
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I thought you never wanted to mingle

upper yarrow
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Exactly- wait waht

naive thistle
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I love this gorilla

dark aspen
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He is quite goofy

cyan pagoda
naive thistle
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I'd live in the past if I could

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Bring me back to 1200

shell sparrow
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future looks bright

naive thistle
queen wyvern
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hi

shell sparrow
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do you teach beehives or are you a beehive

graceful trench
queen wyvern
queen wyvern
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they gotta learn somehow

shell sparrow
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#
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crimson slate
naive thistle
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@shy lynx

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What's wrong with this image bopin?

gusty vale
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lmao

calm musk
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wynncraft current market be like:

potent musk
calm musk
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its a 0 star ingredient

potent musk
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no

ashen knoll
cosmic forge
naive thistle
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Lunars back with the cat memes!

pseudo snow
naive thistle
cosmic forge
shell sparrow
naive thistle
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Copper scrubber better then sponge

cosmic forge
naive thistle
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Why do people get so worked up over shoes like that

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There really isn't anything special about them

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And honestly they might be more useless then normal running shoes...

dense onyx
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Real

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My shoes are far from stylish, and the insides are starting to wear out, but they still work like shoes, so I'm not getting new ones

naive thistle
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That's what shoes are meant for

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To be worn

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If you want dress shoes get dress shoes and only wear then at the appropriate times

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I've had my current pair of running shoes for like 5 or 6 years by now

blazing cloak
timber summit
dark aspen
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No that one is World Destroyer.

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Else he'd be aggressive.

snow thicket
snow thicket
snow thicket
graceful trench
potent mortar
elfin turret
potent mortar
dapper vector
elfin turret
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Hilarious

pseudo snow
fossil grail
severe trout
upper yarrow
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But at the same time its Concord

leaden turtle
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Our team is always working hard to bring a smile to your face with new and creative memes! 😂 If any of the memes have upset you, we're really sorry. Please let us know so we can make sure it doesn't happen again in future videos. Our goal is just to make you feel good! 💙
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unkempt jacinth
# summer bramble

as a modded mc player i can say this is totally inaccurate, we don't put up signs everything is totally unorganized

desert condor
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honestly... agreed XD

naive thistle
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As a modded minecraft player with self diagnosed ocd and a mental disorder to make things as efficient as possible

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I do label things

unkempt jacinth
potent mortar
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I'm also a bit of a labler

crimson slate
naive thistle
# crimson slate

The main reason why stores and food places don't want their employees reacting to people is because then said people can turn it around and cause trouble for the company

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This individual is clearly very intelligent, they know that the person has to be alive to do so

nova bison
fiery gate
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just remember everyone, apparently purring is against the rules on Wynncraft! i love unclear and bullshit rules!

elfin turret
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What

jolly egret
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you heard em

potent mortar
haughty herald
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its actually encouraged

potent mortar
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Wait is this actually a thing that happens

haughty herald
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for some reason yes

rancid shell
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meowing and purring in shouts is warnable and bannable on repeat occurences

potent mortar
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Interesting...

haughty herald
rancid shell
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idk

potent mortar
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Don't they make money from shouts, essentially?

rancid shell
potent mortar
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so real...

haughty herald
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i feel safer already

potent mortar
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Thank the lort we don't have psychos running around m***ing and p**ring in public places

haughty herald
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ong

rancid shell
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in high school one of my friends would randomly meow and "purr" (closer to trilling an r in her throat)

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i think she would be executed by firing squad in wynnland

haughty herald
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and deservedly so

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there are 12 yos on this server

potent mortar
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Truly, truly

upper yarrow
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Imagined getting banned for saying mewo on the biggest Minecraft MMORPG server

hasty olive
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that's why it's #1

potent mortar
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literally 1984

rancid shell
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you don't have to imagine if you have like $10 usd to spend

potent mortar
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Y'know, if every player in Wynncraft simultaneously meowed in a shout

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something would happen, for sure

hasty olive
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instant global server crash

potent mortar
rancid shell
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i'm going to shout "say homeowner but remove the 'ho' and 'ner'" and get banned for filter evading

potent mortar
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LMAO

potent mortar
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The question is, which side of the fence does "nya" fall, in this situation

haughty herald
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depends if you say it with the ~ or not

crystal hare
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its jsut meow in a different language it would fall under no meowing

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and in the discord it would also fall under english please i think

potent mortar
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I thought this was America...

haughty herald
potent mortar
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Whatever happened to free speech 😔

crystal hare
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oh i thought it was

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my reaction to this information

hasty olive
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it is a rule in like...every server ever to stay one-language, but wynncord doesn't specify, odd

haughty herald
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get used to the freedom

rancid shell
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wynncraft is quite popular in china/brazil so there's a lot of people who speak chinese/portuguese (especially in guild recruitment)

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not to mention a whole slew of smaller latam/european/asian communities

potent mortar
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I didn't know that !

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That's cool to know

hasty olive
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most certainly, though it is delimited to secluded guild inter-communities and not really anywhere in the main channels

rancid shell
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i think part of the reason is that a fair portion of the staff is mutilingual

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so they can in theory moderate

haughty herald
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we wouldnt be ready to have the absolute powerhouse of trolling that are chinese players

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in guild chat

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or guild community rather

rancid shell
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wasn't there that person who spammed in chinese about obesity rates to justify concentration camps for fat people in this channel a while ago

primal herald
haughty herald
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chinese as a language was created to just talk shit

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in like 4 kanjis you can just diss someones entire bloodline in the most poetic way

rancid shell
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Chengyu (traditional Chinese: 成語; simplified Chinese: 成语; pinyin: chéngyǔ; trans. "set phrase") are a type of traditional Chinese idiomatic expressions, most of which consist of four Chinese characters. Chengyu were widely used in Literary Chinese and are still common in written vernacular Chinese writing and in the spoken language today. Accord...

rancid shell
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kanji is japanese

haughty herald
rancid shell
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4-word sayings are chinese though

primal herald
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Isnt that like a haiku or somthin?

hasty olive
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olaf moment

haughty herald
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haiku is 11 in total

rancid shell
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haiku are japanese and have set syllabic structures and a grammatical requirement for a "cutting" word

void laurel
haughty herald
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yes

hasty olive
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this is the good stuff

haughty herald
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not 11 in total

primal herald
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Ah. Thanks.

primal herald
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Revolutionary.

rancid shell
haughty herald
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someone does a singular thing wrong and millions of people end up dying

void laurel
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where do I find these medieval high-quality shitposts

haughty herald
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over some small ceremonial thing

hasty olive
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important people died to wacky circumstances and wars happened(this happened across the entirety of medieval europe)

haughty herald
void laurel
rancid shell
#

The Book of Swindles (Piàn jīng 騙經), also known by its longer title, A New Book for Foiling Swindlers, Based on Worldly Experience (Jiānghú lìlǎn dùpiàn xīnshū 江湖歷覽杜騙新書), is said to be the first published and printed Chinese short story collection about fraud. Written and compiled by Zhang Yingyu (張應俞), a man who lived in the early to mid 16th-c...

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there are some absolutely insane stories

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and you can tell when in chinese history this was written because of the author's strange biases against eunuchs and buddhists

void laurel
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so around the time journey to the west was written

rancid shell
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i also sometimes ask my parents about propaganda pieces and they are sometimes quite amusing (both of my parents were born and raised in late 1960s china)

austere peak
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LOL

hasty olive
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league of legends

austere peak
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overwatch but u pay to play

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40 doller

potent mortar
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i can confirm that Rivalry, the main unique mode of Concord, is now filled with players killing themselves for experience points.

Quoting Radec (@realradec)

This is literally every match of Rivalry in Concord rn because this is the fastest way to earn XP for the Platinum 😂😂

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void laurel
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open the gates to fruma

you and what army?

this army

haughty herald
gilded spire
gilded spire
rancid shell
# rancid shell there are some absolutely insane stories

one of my favorites is where some noble spends tons of silver in an elaborate scheme to scam a courtesan out of a fraction of that but he's portrayed as dashingly madcappingly charming and witty (i likened it to if the cia sponsored a multimillion dollar scheme to steal the cash register out of a mcdonalds)

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i did a critical reading with a friend and we concluded it was almost certainly a self-insert fic

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there's another one where a geomancer rents out his wife to two laborers because he wants to buy land to bury his father (who died several years before the story) and he needs to steal their feng shui to get a good deal on the purchase

void laurel
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yea i posted it there too lol

haughty herald
rancid shell
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yeah

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his thought process in the story is that by renting out his wife he can steal the laborers' feng shui by proxy

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(and somehow within the story's scope it works)

hasty olive
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archwizard schemes

haughty herald
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isnt feng shui like positional

void laurel
haughty herald
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some guy talking about how your bed should be placed

rancid shell
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also yeah

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it's not just one thing

haughty herald
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for positive feng shui

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type shit

void laurel
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like how u cant put stairs going straight up to your house

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and instead they have to go up from the side

haughty herald
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everyone knows that

rancid shell
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to briefly summarize it, feng shui is about a type of positive energy that flows and permeates through everything

haughty herald
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for better feng shui you also have the hang the little flap or toilet rolls over it

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and not under it

rancid shell
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good furniture arrangement is just one of myriad ways to manipulate it

haughty herald
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so like chi it can be blocked?

potent mortar
haughty herald
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thats why feng shui demands it

rancid shell
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like in the story

potent mortar
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if you have the toilet paper hang the other way you aren't a concious human being

haughty herald
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for better odds at winning the powerball

austere peak
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true

naive thistle
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Feng shui sounds like a cover up

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I arrange my furniture to make me happy not to open the flood gates of heaven or whatnot

void laurel
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I mean maybe its just a way to make your room look nice but citing reasons so stubborn people don't argue against it

rancid shell
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its a way for interior designers to triple their income

austere peak
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true

naive thistle
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Oh so it's a scam

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Got it

void laurel
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I mean like u can just make shit up if the guy doesnt know anything

austere peak
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if theyre really dedicated to it then it could very well be one way to scam

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otherwise its more of a common knowledge

naive thistle
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I hate some interior designers and architects...

rancid shell
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i think the particularly pricey feng shui consultants fall under the same category of practice as selling magic aura-boosting crystals (though at least your room will look nice instead of like a geologist's den)

primal herald
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Something something ambition something something extinguish thy flame

austere peak
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omen

rancid shell
naive thistle
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All rocks are for is something probably nice to look at

rancid shell
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at the weekly farmers' market there's consistently a stall where someone peddles "chemical-free organic spiritual aura quartz" or something to that effect

naive thistle
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Dear God

rancid shell
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i heard through the grapevine that there were some people who later realized it was a scam

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but not because "chemical-free organic ... quartz" makes no sense

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but because the quartz was painted and so would block out the aura energy emittances

naive thistle
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~u~

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These people are lunatics

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I dont care what people tell me I will never not think these people are lunatics

void laurel
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I mean thats fine the worst ones are the ones that promote "anti-virus" bands or like cards which are just shot full of plutonium

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during covid my mom bought one of those and I just went nope and threw them into the trash

naive thistle
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How people can even be anti vaccinations is beyond me...

void laurel
austere peak
rancid shell
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that's a plus

austere peak
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true

naive thistle
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I can understand wanting to know whats put inside your body

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But at the same time vaccines have literally been what keeps us around

rancid shell
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that was considered a minus by the jehova's witnesses back in the early 1900s

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but they officially reversed their stance

naive thistle
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The amount of times I've had to tell those people to stop coming to my door....

potent mortar
austere peak
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under there

naive thistle
potent mortar
rancid shell
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i never gave them my name

naive thistle
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I just keep telling them I worship Satan

austere peak
rancid shell
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but another one of my friends in high school is a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints

naive thistle
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I'm hoping they get the message because every time it's someone different

rancid shell
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so he probably told them

potent mortar
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You can cause someone a near-permanent inconvenience by signing them up to a Scientology or Mormon magazine/informational thing

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Once they think you're interested they'll never let you go

naive thistle
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I like the church of scientology

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They are complete scam artists, but they've payed well when I went and did some ductwork for them

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Using those members donations quite well

rancid shell
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i had a pirated copy of dianetics that i would post (a very long time ago and i don't think on discord) whenever someone mentioned scientology (not exactly a common occurrence) and i stopped after someone took the effort to make an anonymous alt to send me death threats over it

naive thistle
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x)

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Occasionally I had some free time and I'd just slip off into their backrooms

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And I was able to briefly read some of their text works

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So I understand why people would not be happy with you sending them it

rancid shell
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anything to troll scientology

ocean isle
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a

shell sparrow
upper yarrow
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Banned

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Get the hammer

sudden umbra
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:3

naive thistle
shell sparrow
# rancid shell so they can in theory moderate

once all members of the human race inhabiting Earth have assimilated into the neuralink network, trifling matters such as incompatible communicative methods will be eliminated allowing humanity to ascend to the next step of unity

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all glory be to our leader Elon Musk!

sudden umbra
dusky geyser
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bruh where my memes

naive thistle
dusky geyser
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thx

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i check here everyday for my daily dose of memes

shell sparrow
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naive thistle
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Poor Charlie man

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Atleast he has a cool dog

queen wyvern
shell sparrow
dark aspen
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Actually, I've only recently heard of their existence.

uncut pendant
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Dps in 2.1 after spendin one novenonagintanongentillion emeralds.

sick abyss
brazen sundial
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imagine if smallpox was still around because of people like that!

austere peak
sick abyss
brazen sundial
# naive thistle All rocks are for is something probably nice to look at

rocks are incredibly useful!!

somone you dont like? big rock

somthing you dont like? bigrock

need to do math? do the correct chemical processes on the right rocks and arange them in the correct hyper complex pattern!

need to build somthing? rocks

need to power a steam engine? those black rocks that burn well

need to blow up a city? those rocks that get hot and make you feel funny

and etc...

brazen sundial
sick abyss
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Yeah it is, my uncle has had it for 3,5 years already

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And we're lucky

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There are people who can't get out of bed

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For years

brazen sundial
sick abyss
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There are people who got these complications from other illnesses, but nowhere near the same amount of people as from covid, hopefully they will also be helped by a cure

shell sparrow
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fun fact: 0% of people can sscreech 'sussy' into gifts

summer bramble
jolly egret
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it’s not

torn olive
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Epic

torn olive
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This seems so hard like an April Fools thing to do

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I hope Steve turns to Herobrine in the Process of the Movie

jolly egret
torn olive
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Yes

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Delayed Fuse

elfin turret
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IT LOOKS SO

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OS

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SO

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GOOD

torn olive
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Plan it in april
Execute it when nobody expects it
Fool them
Say "in april planned fool"
No consequences

cosmic forge
summer bramble
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it could have been so good if it would have been like the lego movie

hasty olive
haughty herald
cosmic forge
ashen knoll
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I love that moment where steve said it’s steving time and steved all over the place

ashen knoll
ashen knoll
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Wtf

summer bramble
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and it's so much better than the minecraft movie trailer
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ashen knoll
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oh my bad

astral wing
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i hope warner bros at least gives the movie the sonic treatment and redesigns the cgi characters to be less ugly

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(if possible)

dusty swift
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the money has already been spent

astral wing
dusty swift
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I see WB thinks very lowly of the modern minecraft community

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apparently, we are the target audience

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laughable

astral wing
dusty swift
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Surely, however if they wish to speedrun burning money, I'll be here clapping in the distance

worthy axle
dusty swift
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What was Concord's budget already ?

worthy axle
astral wing
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concord took 8 years to develope

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with that budget

dusty swift
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Eh, I'd say Amazon's Rings of Power is burning through even more money atm

astral wing
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and died in two weeks

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a fly managed to outlive concord

dusty swift
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I did

worthy axle
verbal flame
fast flame
dusty swift
summer bramble
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I would have never thought that the skibidi toilet movie has the potential to be better than the minecraft movie

brazen sundial
summer bramble
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yes 😔

verbal flame
wicked ginkgo
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cause they would look like plastic

mortal hinge
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Live action mc wtf were they thinking

opaque temple
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aaaand it’s all over the screen

crimson mural
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I'm still gonna watch it because Jack Black but ain't no way I'm paying for it

opaque temple
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they should’ve just picked up mc story mode

wicked ginkgo
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live action is just not the choice for mc gosh

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just call it MC movie make a good script and make it use actual fucking minecraft models

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with the trailers feel cause those rock so hard

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this movie would be better even if it was 240p Jack Black playing the game

fiery gate
fiery gate
jolly egret
queen wyvern
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aka shit

ashen knoll
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Looks like those fake trailers

queen wyvern
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fake minecraft 2

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or those realistic physics short form ideos

summer bramble
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if someone would have showed me the new minecraft storymode remake trailer and the official minecraft movie trailer and would have asked me which of them is real, then I would know my answer

astral wing
queen wyvern
north trench
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we have been scamed

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i want a refund for the amount of time it took me to watch this

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rewind time

vivid osprey
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When I heard Jack black as Steve I thought it was going to be another voice acting role like bowser and Poe

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Instead we get live action for no reason

north trench
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probably gonna take a decade to make it good

vivid osprey
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They were probably both in ready player 1 if that counts

north trench
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oh yeah true

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now im just sad that i watched the trailer it wasnt even good

tall swift
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I might as well repost this here

desert condor
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Honestly, if anything I think the movie would be better if it was like captain sparkle's "Fallen Kingdom" song series, that was pretty interesting and looked pretty good unlike live action with giant plushies

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and plus, it seems to follow along to the fallen kingdom story, at least partially, though I think it's closer to Minecraft legends with a giant pigman army destroying everything

nova bison
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I think the Piglins go kinda hard

queen wyvern
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if it was all in that style i could kinda excuse it but cuz its a miz of irl stuff and the weird realistic cgi i thibk it just makes it weird

nova bison
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to be fair, I do think it was made with the intent for children

dark aspen
north trench
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when was the first time?

dark aspen
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The games people say they "can't wait" but end up being "trash" after it releases.

north trench
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honestly i never really said to any game "cant wait" so i cant relate

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the only 2 games i want rn are half-life 3 and portal 3

dark aspen
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I have yet to see how I've been deceived so I can't either.

north trench
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sadness and sorrow

potent mortar
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there's some "evidence" that Valve is working on a HL3

graceful trench
desert condor
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eh, I've never bothered to watch movies so I've not been decieved. Even if the movie was good or not I still wouldn't have watched it

queen wyvern
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I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME

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EVERY TIME

queen wyvern
desert condor
queen wyvern
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one day

fiery gate
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don't let staff catch you purring! god forbid we make the same noises as the pets we love as a way to show our love for said pets

dark aspen
naive thistle
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I feel bad for you...

dark aspen
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frfr

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Like, I had no hopes for it the moment they said it was going to be a live action movie.

potent mortar
north trench
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Not anymore

potent mortar
random marten
potent mortar
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🤯

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no way

potent mortar
haughty herald
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Says more about the mods than the players

naive thistle
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Just like every character on there

potent mortar
floral wedge
potent mortar
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I don't think so ?

shut swallow
hasty olive
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i can

naive thistle
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Just to variable degrees

haughty herald
austere peak
worldly field
# haughty herald Says more about the mods than the players

Idk if it’s real and if it is the person should appeal it and then show it being approved / denied

Frankly when I was a mod all the time I’d hear “dude I was warned for (stupid thing)” and I’d check logs and they don’t even have warns 🙃

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All these stories of ban appeals yet nobody wants to show the actual interactions they claim happened

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There are some stupid warns don’t get me wrong, but there’s never evidence or context given

nova bison
potent mortar
nova bison
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yes and it looks amazing

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God is too humble to offer us such a wonderful creation

unique cedar
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Saw this on reddit

void laurel
naive thistle
# unique cedar Saw this on reddit

Mojang spending half a year adding one mob that 66% of the games players do not want nor like

Minecraft players adding hundreds of custom mobs

unique cedar
naive thistle
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Bedrock can die for all i care

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Java shouldn't be effected because of it

dense dagger
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They could yknow, make bedrock playable

unique cedar
unique cedar
dense dagger
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€1 for 50 crafts

unique cedar
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Btw John Riccitiello was the guy who suggested that in Battlefield, every time you reload a gub it would charge you 1 dollar

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And he was the former EA Ceo that was fired because he was, get this, TOO GREEDY

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And more recently, was the guy who was about to do that HORRIBLE unity charging update

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Sorry got a bit carried away, anyways. MINECRAFT MOVIE SUCKS

ruby fog
naive thistle
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I think it's because of the realistic people

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Having a blocky world with semi realistic graphics, odd but works

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Actual humans though just looks horribly out of place

potent mortar
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I think they were talking about the sheep

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but I agree, it's like instead of going for realistic they just went for... Gross?

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Slightly disturbing on purpose?