#memes

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short star
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Interesting

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And now

short star
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I’m back

dark aspen
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I knew this blood altar would work!

short star
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Wait what

dark aspen
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N-Nothing!

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I totally didn't murder half a stock of chikens simply moments ago.

short star
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Oh

steel umbra
short star
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Never mind then

shut robin
dark aspen
shut robin
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accidentally

steel umbra
dark aspen
# shut robin

The more I see this meme, the more I start to like it.

shut robin
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It's the best

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That's why

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Anyone who thinks that meme is unfunny is buggin

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Must not know he thuggin

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You bouts get a beattin

gray valve
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Average Wynn player

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Cotl sky carpal tunnel is relatable tho

thick hill
jolly egret
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attempt 2 of asking what video the gif is from (please anyone)

hybrid hill
# jolly egret attempt 2 of asking what video the gif is from (please anyone)

Real Paranormal Activity.
Scary hands coming out of ceiling. Hands coming out of the walls. Hand Demon.
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▶ Play video
jolly egret
dark aspen
neon gazelle
jolly egret
neon gazelle
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Yeah but

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That ain't how that works

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Also, why did someone actually spend the time to edit all those arms into the video?

naive thistle
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Because no horror video is ever filmed in 2060p

neon gazelle
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No-lifing on something besides Wynncraft is oof

naive thistle
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Always has to br 360 on some grainy ass fliphone camera

desert condor
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lol yeah

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plus anyways, phones these days have their own flashlights that are strong enough to light up an entire unlit room. Honestly, in your own home, why would you use one of those weak flashlights that require you to shake it to power it

river dragon
elfin turret
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phone flashlights are really weak

desert condor
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really? my phone flash light is pretty strong

ripe marsh
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They're mediocre, but they're not that weak

elfin turret
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uh, no, they're weak

ripe marsh
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If we're talking strong flashlights that aren't overkill, then just whip out a flashlight capable of lighting an entire room up properly to read a book, just by shining it on the ceiling (no, not those daylight ones)

rough flint
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For short distance they are perfect but when you need to reach some distance it becomes unusable

elfin turret
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A phone flashlight is around 40-50 lumens. I can get a 300 lumen flashlight for under 8 dollars.

rough flint
thick hill
foggy breach
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Nuggets or tenders

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?

thick hill
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tenders

elfin turret
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tenders

desert condor
elfin turret
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eh

shut robin
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Tnders

shell sparrow
desert condor
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honestly, I think those are far better

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that*

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ah, yes, I come from the future

desert condor
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that and also I don't think it saves any power

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it's either on or out of power

naive thistle
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My phone flashlight can light up my entire hallway

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Wtfs wrong with yours

shell sparrow
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

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naive thistle
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Probs feels good

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Takes the weight off the back

fast flame
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And can bruise the lips to

short star
uncut grotto
austere peak
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😋

shell sparrow
uncut grotto
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I wanted to avoid typing that

shell sparrow
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oh ye

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gimme a sec

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okay so short answer is no

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it was taken down

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and i didnt download it

uncut grotto
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I didn't know that could happen

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Thanks for looking tho

shell sparrow
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thats happened to so many of my memes 😭

hushed light
vague dock
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low budget dio uses trowel instead of road roller

austere peak
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i dont see it in urban dictionary

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so no it isnt

mighty tartan
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Iirc it's a term used to describe people from a certain part from England. The term originates from Birmingham.

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Who speak English like in the England memes

mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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Bruh

short star
short star
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It’s getting louder

cerulean cove
short star
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Uh

shell sparrow
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Starfruit, Watermelon, Lemon and cherry are the good flavours, the others sound bad

short star
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The sound is deafening

short star
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Yummy thermal paste

mighty tartan
cosmic forge
haughty herald
jolly egret
short star
remote relic
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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@short star

short star
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I'm still a family guy

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I will enjoy this egg to the fullest

mighty tartan
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Eat the shell for extra texture

queen furnace
short star
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That was a horrible egg

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( I ate it in one bite )

mighty tartan
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@short star

short star
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As an egg enthusiast I rate it 0/10

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And I know my eggs

mighty tartan
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So you could say

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That the egg was

short star
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I will enjoy this @short star to the fullest

mighty tartan
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Un-eggs-eptable

short star
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You are so eg-otistical

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I egg you, please stop

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Or I will be forced to egg you to death

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Uneggceptable

mighty tartan
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You eggs-cluded the eggs-tra g in your eggs-ellent egg pun.

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So you're saying

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By joking about eggs

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I'm

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Egging you on to egg someone?

short star
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Wanna see my egg

short star
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Kiddo

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No way

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Egg among men

mighty tartan
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Look at the background for an eggs-tra surprise

short star
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Shadow the hedgehogs a ***** *** ***********

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He ****** on my fucking wife

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Discord

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I hate you

mighty tartan
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Discord being egg-ravating?

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Quite v-eggs-atious isnt it

remote relic
runic goblet
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woah

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It’s

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it’s the cat that I can’t say the name of

mighty tartan
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Did you just get auto modded?

runic goblet
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yes

mighty tartan
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I saw the message lmao

dense onyx
dense onyx
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Oh god, he has no beard

mighty tartan
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My high school physics teacher

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Legit went from no beard

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To full beard

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Overnight

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No in-between stage whatsoever

misty radish
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What it feels like to actually do white palace

dawn quail
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Rigged

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YES FINALLY

graceful trench
mighty tartan
dawn quail
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literally a minute after

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also since when has the joker been playing wynncraft

mighty tartan
astral wing
mighty tartan
dawn quail
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get a job you clown

mighty tartan
dawn quail
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lol

mighty tartan
dawn quail
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Didnt you blow up like 2 of them?

mighty tartan
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My lawyer adviced me not to answer that

dawn quail
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I see
Anyways good luck finding a job

mighty tartan
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Rob a bank it's more efficient

dawn quail
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Or that
Either way, I will go on and figure out how to buy money
cya

queen furnace
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omg tuba archmage theme extended

cosmic forge
verbal flame
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Literally an ember from Dark Souls III

short star
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Maybe funky town

mighty tartan
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Based

random tiger
summer bramble
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I think I know who eggy is

short star
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Give it your best shot

summer bramble
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You are shradsa

short star
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Literally you

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(Minus the attractive part saltroll )

still flax
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there this one girl who actually finds me nice but she is so weird

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what do i do

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she keeps saying shit like "we're dating now"

short star
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How is she weird though

still flax
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yeah

elfin turret
still flax
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i dont know what to do

elfin turret
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Like literally

short star
elfin turret
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No woman has ever walked up to me because I look good

still flax
short star
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It’s the responsible thing to do

still flax
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she's just very strange

short star
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Do you like her?

still flax
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hell no

short star
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Say no then

elfin turret
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Why not

still flax
short star
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Really drive it home

still flax
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i don't hate her though and i dont want to get her in trouble

still flax
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basically since school started

short star
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Sit her down and explain to her in fine detail why you don’t like her back

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Drill it through their skull like the American school system

still flax
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nah but it's like in school in a cramped class with 25 other kids

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that would be horrible for all involved

still flax
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nah we dont talk in our free time

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no free time in my school

short star
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Ok

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I meant out of school

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You dingus

still flax
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i dont talk to her out of school

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i thankfully do not have her number

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and she doesnt have mine

short star
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Do you want her to stop saying that shit or what

still flax
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yeah

short star
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Ok

still flax
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ive never seen her outside of school tho

short star
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Give her a stern talking to

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Only way this will end

still flax
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i think i could also just message my teacher about this yeah?

short star
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Or that

still flax
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get us separated

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yeah that might work

short star
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Take action or have someone do the dirty work for you

still flax
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he has a little box with question/concerns on it and you can write a little slip and put anything you want to talk with him about in there

short star
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I would personally prefer you do the prior and then the ladder afterwards

still flax
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nah i'm too scared of confrontation to do that

lean mortar
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You absolute buffoon

hardy schooner
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it is simply the superior channel

summer bramble
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Uhm actually… I’m here to enjoy the memes and I do not want to be distracted by those private conversations, please continue them in your dms 🤓

short star
still flax
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i was nice to her at the start

lean mortar
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Uhm actually… I’m here to enjoy the memes and I do not want to be distracted by those private conversations, please continue them in your dms 🤓

still flax
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i gave her cookies daily

short star
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Dude

short star
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She took the hint

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(A little too seriously)

still flax
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it wasnt supposed to be a hint

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i was just being nice

short star
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Nobody is that nice

still flax
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i was just never that hungry

short star
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Nobody gives one specific person daily cookies

still flax
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so i always gave her cookies

still flax
short star
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Ok

still flax
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she just weird now

short star
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She probably thinks you like her

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With what tone of voice do you communicate that you don’t like her back

still flax
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i do

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imma just tell my teacher tomorrow

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i had enough of her

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and this zesty ass kid keeps putting his hand on my thigh as well

short star
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Confronting first would be best

still flax
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i be stabbin him with pens

short star
naive thistle
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Bad touch

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Stranger danger

still flax
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wont work

naive thistle
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Then just break his wrist

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That also works

short star
still flax
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he's a football player he'll break mine

short star
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Gay

naive thistle
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Not if you take him by surprise

still flax
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fair point

naive thistle
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Gotta be coy about it

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Take his hand in yours

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Rub it gently

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Flip it over while still holding it so it's above your knee

naive thistle
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Pretend your being nice

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And then wham

short star
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@still flax Confronting people is always an option!

still flax
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imma just get my teacher to do the work for mw

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he dont do shit anyways

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he got the time

short star
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Can’t even deal with your own problems

naive thistle
short star
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Yup

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Pretty much

mighty tartan
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Penguins, if they get added, need to beable to do this.

still flax
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they will only make boats faster

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and i will cry

short star
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If they still increase boat speed on ice we need them

forest wedge
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Crabs gonna win 😔

short star
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Crabs are only useful (theoretically) for pvp

forest wedge
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Cpvp buff incoming

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💀

short star
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Armadillo is completely useless (kinda)

forest wedge
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If dog armour looks cool then its worth it imo

short star
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And penguins will only be worth it if they increase speed on ice too

forest wedge
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All for that drip

short star
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We all know it’s gonna look stupid (probably)

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I’m just happy we didn’t get iceologer

forest wedge
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Moobloom supreme

short star
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Moobloom supreme

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Guys

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Phantom isn’t THAT BAD

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(I wanted the blaze guy)

forest wedge
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I like how phantom looks but it is sometimes annoying

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I kinda want to make a few of them my pets

short star
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Minecraft players when they don’t sleep for 3 ingame days

elfin turret
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It’s really poorly designed

still flax
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it was so cool

tardy wharf
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no

tardy wharf
still flax
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nuh uh

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it would have just been a better pillager

short star
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I don’t want fuckin ice magic mf in Minecraft

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I want to revolutionize honey farms

tardy wharf
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"iceologer" as a name is grounds to have the idea completely scrapped

remote relic
lean mortar
remote relic
lean mortar
verbal flame
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Minecraft mob votes are stupid, why not just add all three mobs and let players toggle them on/off?

lean mortar
verbal flame
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Mojang barely any content for Minecraft in the first place, why scrap what they do make?

remote relic
remote relic
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they wait until the winner is out so they can work on it

lean mortar
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This latest mob vote is literally Alex's Mobs mod 💀

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(I did not look at any of the videos I only read their titles)

remote relic
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I can 100% guarantee you that no mob vote winner has been worked on until the end of their respective vote

verbal flame
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The first mob vote actually had all four completely developed before hand

lean mortar
verbal flame
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I wish Mojang would actually make content for Minecraft, though

verbal flame
remote relic
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I don't understand why mobs from the vote get canned, when biomes still remain on the table of possible features that will come to the game

lean mortar
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Tfw I'm trying to sail to an island only to be pulled down by 200 krakens

haughty herald
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why doesnt mojang add more bloatware

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are they stupid?

verbal flame
lean mortar
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Tfw im running around the nether only for some random blaze to start shooting a gattling gun at me

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Tfw I don't remember what the fourth one was but it was probably horrible too

verbal flame
haughty herald
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historically with every update and with more content added

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minecraft has consistently become harder to run

verbal flame
haughty herald
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for both the client and servers

lean mortar
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They should just add GregTech to vanilla already

verbal flame
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Minecraft could really use some actual optimization though lol

remote relic
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also why tf is the mob vote linked with minecraft live or whatever
they should have it be a thing between updates

lean timber
remote relic
lean mortar
gusty vale
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reminder that it was not loud

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and people were making a bigger deal out of it than it was

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!

remote relic
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what

lean mortar
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I wish they blasted it at once on every phone

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I was so hyped

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And then it was just that

remote relic
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lmfao

gusty vale
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🙄

remote relic
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common bigots

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understandable

gusty vale
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what

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???

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bigots?

verbal flame
verbal flame
haughty herald
gusty vale
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what on earth are you talking about

verbal flame
remote relic
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oh I used an english word wrong

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uh

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dumbasses

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there ya go

verbal flame
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What's your primary language?

remote relic
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bulgarian

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(a better language tbh)

verbal flame
remote relic
gusty vale
remote relic
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people nowadays.. jeez

gusty vale
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for real

verbal flame
remote relic
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instant win

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the english language is such horse shit with its silent letters and letters that look like one thing but are pronounced a different way

remote relic
fast flame
remote relic
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it takes these issues and amplifies it

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and it SUCKS ASS

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to learn

fast flame
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Oui

verbal flame
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How about we just end language?

fast flame
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We all just speak banana monkeytroll

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And dance around the flame

haughty herald
remote relic
fast flame
remote relic
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🍌

fast flame
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tf did tally hall do to the christains

fathom willow
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Man the first time I saw amish people, I thought I was at the first thanksgiving

fast flame
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Fair

remote relic
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we don't need bedrock

dark aspen
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But that doesn't make Java lighter

short star
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We need a universal MC

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(Java but cross platform)

dark aspen
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If they get to only keep one, they will definitely ditch Java

short star
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Bedrock is the money maker after all

dark aspen
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And every devices can use it

jolly egret
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bedrock would be good if they made it literally the same as java but just more optimized

short star
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I am NOT paying for mods

dark aspen
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A friend of mine was like: "I play minecraft"
I'm like: "Which vers-"
"Bedrock"
"..."

short star
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Kill him

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He is an inferior specimen

dark aspen
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He is good at aesthetics, but he also goes pvp; bro you can't do both on bedrock.

short star
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Bedrock PvP is awful

dark aspen
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You either blow the walls or make them; make up your goddamn mind!

short star
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Yeah

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Build or destroy

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That’s Minecraft

dark aspen
quick lynx
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hi egg

short star
dark aspen
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Friendship... oooooor anime?

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There is only 3 and a half good answers

short star
quick lynx
dark aspen
quick lynx
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French

dark aspen
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I don't remember what I said to be honest

quick lynx
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fr

short star
dark aspen
short star
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Not if I have anything to say about it!

dark aspen
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... And I'm locking away your meal.

elfin turret
dark aspen
elfin turret
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Like all women

quick lynx
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so real

quick lynx
short star
quick lynx
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L

dark aspen
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You'll never eat that above average sandwich

dark aspen
dark aspen
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Dodge this

quick lynx
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💀

mental magnet
# dark aspen no

siinamota made "young girl a" as one of his last cries for help before he killed himself and now its used in memes about child abuse

quick lynx
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🔥🔥🔥

short star
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🔥🔥🔥

elfin turret
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Been doing this thing I call “banana bombing” where I airdrop Banana Man by Tally Hall to anyone I can

dark aspen
quick lynx
sleek glacier
elfin turret
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What

sleek glacier
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@short star is still here

elfin turret
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Ok?

dark aspen
cerulean cove
quick lynx
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sorry no downloaded version lol

tardy wharf
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ah yes, the most mediocre main theme out of almost all bethesda games

short star
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None of you know what this is

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But it was my favorite game of all time

quick lynx
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Skyrim best Bethesda game

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that shit is my childhood

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which game has better main theme

short star
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PvZGW

tardy wharf
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hell, even fallout 76

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anyway skyrim is easily the most mediocre bethesda game by every metric

short star
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But funny

quick lynx
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they’re all good how is Skyrim the most mediocre

dark aspen
short star
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Ahem

quick lynx
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he sent in earlier in #memes lol

dark aspen
short star
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I’m an atheist

dark aspen
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uuuh...

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Say your hypothesis

quick lynx
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pov me in science class today

short star
# dark aspen Say your hypothesis

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

quick lynx
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ah hell nah

quick lynx
short star
# dark aspen

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

dark aspen
short star
# dark aspen The first line I knew it was that song

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

quick lynx
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truly moving lyrics

short star
# quick lynx truly moving lyrics

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

dark aspen
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That's it! No wifi.

short star
# dark aspen That's it! No wifi.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown

dark aspen
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He was waiting bruh...

dark aspen
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Unless... 😏

short star
# dark aspen Unless... 😏

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny

dark aspen
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DEAR GOD!

thick hill
quick lynx
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Dhar man

short star
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Anyway

elfin turret
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dark aspen
short star
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No

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I don’t wanna

dark aspen
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It's fine; I can't see well from up close but else a catboy is fine

quick lynx
short star
quick lynx
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terrorism

quick lynx
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can y’all send more memes for me to steal 🥱🥱🥱🥱

short star
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No

quick lynx
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booo

dense onyx
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What is the best Gatorade flavor objectively

quick lynx
desert condor
short star
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This isn’t what I meant by something but it works

desert condor
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lol

short star
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Ugh

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You guys are bald

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Now I gotta go to sleep

fallow hatch
desert condor
thick hill
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Yay, 2.0.4

desert condor
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I was about to say XD

ionic heron
gray valve
# short star

Stop posting the same 5 memes over and over every day

dark aspen
mortal hinge
shut robin
dawn glade
fathom nymph
dark aspen
fathom nymph
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Cool thanks

dark aspen
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Fuck I should have had:

fathom nymph
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Wow this game looks like fun and has an awesome ost

dark aspen
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It's slightly depressing if you play solo though, tho there is a lot of players to play with.

random tiger
winged edge
elfin turret
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No way my sister is brain rotted with the skibidi Ohio Banban speech as well

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SHE DOES IT BETTER THAN ME

shell sparrow
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shut robin
naive thistle
# shut robin

If I was immortal I'd start cutting pieces off of myself and making meals with them

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Then serve them to people I don't like under the guise of friendship

tawdry warren
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okay but what is immortal in this case?

naive thistle
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According to the meme invincible

tawdry warren
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does it regrow?

naive thistle
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They are implying that they'd do it more then once

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So I'm guessing yes

runic goblet
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if u blow your fucking scalp off with a shotgun, even if you are immortal, you arent coming back from that

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you will just live forever in pain without being able to see

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or speak

naive thistle
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That's why I think they meant invincible

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Immortal just means never dying from age

mighty tartan
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If you are invincible

naive thistle
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Invincible means never dying from your wounds

mighty tartan
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How would you do what he said

naive thistle
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You'd just regenerate

mighty tartan
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Let's say

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I were to drop a hydrogen bomb on an invincible person

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To what limit

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Would they regenerate

tawdry warren
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all the particles would

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it'd be like a worm

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that both sides grow

naive thistle
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But it would most likely take a long time

tawdry warren
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but that isn't really what being invincible is

naive thistle
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Invincible usually means just never taking damage

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Like at all

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But that's lame as shit

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So we are going to ignore that

tawdry warren
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well it says immortal - but that is just never dying

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but that doesn't mean regeneration

naive thistle
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Plus imagine how much more traumatizing it would be to watch someone blow their brains out, and then watch as all the bone and muscle and flesh knit itself back together

austere peak
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perhaps one day we could replace all cells to healthy ones in a dying person

naive thistle
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I sincerely hope humanity never figures out immortality

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We could go extinct for all I care as long as we never get to that point

mighty tartan
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And how would this affect the rate of regeneration

naive thistle
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Tf is an anti particle

austere peak
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just collect a shit ton of high energy photons and collide them with one another and wait until it produces a human being

tawdry warren
mighty tartan
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Is the regeneration linear? Is it exponential?

mighty tartan
tawdry warren
mighty tartan
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Would you beable to screw someone over so thoroughly that the time needed for them to regenerate fully approaches infinity

tawdry warren
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I mean if the regeneration is just 1 part, 1 part, 1 part, - but you would have to assume that all of the parts are still existent, and that they either recombine or grow new things

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but do they recombine in an order

mighty tartan
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So @tawdry warren

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Do you like physics?

tawdry warren
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Not really my area no. But I studied it for a time.

mighty tartan
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Fair

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Would the regeneration once the body is back to cellular level

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Follow the "normal" cell growth

austere peak
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inject the regenerative gene of a lizard to our dna

tawdry warren
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I mean, it is not as if this is a normal scenario, or if they just magically zip back together

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like just gravitate back to the main 'immortal thing'

mighty tartan
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At what speed would they zip towards eachother

naive thistle
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I mean

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If you think about it

mighty tartan
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And would they zip towards a central point

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Or towards the nearest particle

naive thistle
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What if it's just like mitosis

mighty tartan
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I just suggested that

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But then we get to the point of

naive thistle
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I'll be honest I got distracted by something irl and havnt been here

mighty tartan
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What if the thing is shredded ro sub cellular level

naive thistle
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It would probably take a very long time then

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If it had to reform into a single cell, and then start splitting from there

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The real question tho is are you still able to feel pain

mighty tartan
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I mean

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If you have no cells

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You'd have no nerves

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Or a brain

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So you wouldn't be aware of pain

naive thistle
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I feel like this was a problem question for people about deadpool

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Would his brain regrow the parts that stored memory

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Or would it just be a blank slate

mighty tartan
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Would it regrow identically

tawdry warren
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if we assume purely a physicalist / materialist pov then yes

rugged sphinx
tawdry warren
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becuase it would just be the arrangement of material

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that led to the memories

mighty tartan
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That

tawdry warren
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although they wiped wolverines memories when he was shot directly in the head with the adamantine bullet in that one terrible movie

mighty tartan
tawdry warren
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isn't that the avatar place

mighty tartan
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Yes

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Yes it is

rugged sphinx
naive thistle
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@rugged sphinx are you ok mentally

rugged sphinx
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me pc old

rugged sphinx
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that all the meme's i have

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no i got one more

shell sparrow
rugged sphinx
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its C O R N 🇸 🇭 🇴 🇴 🇹 🇪 🇷

shell sparrow
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ᴄ ᴏ ʀ ɴ 🇸 🇭 0️⃣ 0️⃣ 🇹 🇪 🇷6969*

rugged sphinx
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ᴄ ᴏ ʀ ɴ

shell sparrow
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Wet Luigi

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  • ! Blue mario
mighty tartan
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@rugged sphinx

rugged sphinx
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do you got peashooter with corn head

mighty tartan
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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@cosmic forge this means it's undercooked right?

rugged sphinx
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it mean you die

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of heat

rotund perch
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now hear me out-

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what if you did that with two potatoes?

mighty tartan
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Or

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Dare I suggest

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Three potatoes

rotund perch
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genious

short star
mighty tartan
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@short star

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Where hat

short star
mighty tartan
cosmic forge
mighty tartan
cosmic forge
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I think so. Its the oerfect dish for thr cold winter

mighty tartan
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Exactly

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Only thing you need now

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Is a drink

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The drinks from the coffee machine in my old highschool should be fitting

dark aspen
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That thing called H₂SO₄ seems pretty tasty and refreshing.

mighty tartan
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Boiling hot and taste like old cardboard

mighty tartan
dark aspen
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Nice

mighty tartan
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What day was string theory day again

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Nvm found it it was sunday

cosmic forge
manic turret
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Ik

runic goblet
mighty tartan
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Pro tip

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If you're ever moving a wooden desk with someone

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Your right foot

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Is not the best spot

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To accidentally drop it on

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Especially while wearing slippers

naive thistle
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See that's your first mistake

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Moving the desk with a second person

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Get under it and shoulder it onto your back and then crab walk your way to your destination

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Your second mistake is having butter fingers

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And your third mistake as you already pointed out is jot wearing proper footwear

mighty tartan
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I'm going cycling with this person later

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That's where I'll take my revenge

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Because I picked the route for today

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And I am generally a much faster climber

dark aspen
mighty tartan
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And the person who takes longest buys the choccy milk

mighty tartan
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I'll show him why doing climb intervals is useful

naive thistle
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What if they were already thinking ahead of you

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Intentionally making you slip and drop the table

austere peak
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i am quantum tunneling in your walls

naive thistle
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Injuring your foot

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So you couldn't bike as fast

remote relic
cosmic forge
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69 Hu 😔

brazen frost
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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Its not that bad

naive thistle
# brazen frost

My mother wanted me to join the army but my true passion was dance

brazen frost
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😂

mighty tartan
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Just use clipless pedals

naive thistle
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Tf are clipless pedals

mighty tartan
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Ill dm the video

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One second

naive thistle
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And he was never seen again

naive thistle
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Mmm yes

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Lick the plastic

still flax
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that’s the cheese i put on my sandwiches

naive thistle
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I don't care how poor you are find better cheese

still flax
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it tastes like synthetic “food” every time

mighty tartan
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The happy ending

still flax
mighty tartan
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I have had that cheese before

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Never

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Again

still flax
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i just don’t use that for sandwiches

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yeah i don’t like it much

mighty tartan
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Cheese is an added perk of being in the Netherlands

naive thistle
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You are mentally unwell for willingly consuming that "cheese"

mighty tartan
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A slice of bread with cheese on it

still flax
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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Without even melting the cheese

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Just a slice of bread

naive thistle
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Fuck I want a grilled cheese sandwich now

still flax
mighty tartan
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With a slice of cheese

mighty tartan
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Its holy

naive thistle
still flax
mighty tartan
naive thistle
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Don't try to trick me I know that foul concoction is Australian

naive thistle
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"Fairy bread"

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Awful

mighty tartan
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Its not just the chocolate sprinkles

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They need to be the right kind of sprinkles

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Or it is horrendous

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It needs to be a nice fluffy white bread slice

naive thistle
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Or you could eat normal food

mighty tartan
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With a layer of butter

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And the correct sprinkles on it

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To be fair I haven't had it for years

still flax
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like half is good

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it’ll drown out every other taste

mighty tartan
naive thistle
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Tf would you crunch on

still flax
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your finger

still flax
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or your tongue

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but that wouldn’t make a crunch

naive thistle
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Unless your tongue has bones and ligaments in it

still flax
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mine does from all the times i’ve shoved fish bones into there

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makes my tongue a bit stronger

jolly egret
short star
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Thank you squirely

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Funny joke

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I laughed

fervent vale
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guys guys holy crap i found a perfect disco first one on the server i swear

prime pendant
dark aspen
prime pendant
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but yes australia eats fairybread

sudden kiln
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fairy bread

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is poggers

winged edge
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Bro what kinda meme is that, its just a macaroni box

dark aspen
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I don't know; must not have had enough sleep today.

tawdry warren
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no - nice white bread, butter, and hundreds and thousands or rainbow sprinkles

quick lynx
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poggers

brazen frost
thick hill
desert condor
# tawdry warren but that doesn't mean regeneration

well, honestly, "never dying" means that you can't die, and if your brain is blown out and you can't regenerate it, even if u receive full consciousness once someone fixes it, that's still dying for the case of never waking up again until someone figures out how to revive people from the dead

tawdry warren
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sure but being blow apart and regenerating is also dying

desert condor
tawdry warren
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No, it is a question of whether you can be destroyed so much that the time it takes to regenerate would be longer than the life-time of the universe as Joker made out in that conversation

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As I argued if it was identical regeneration then it would just be you

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with your memories

desert condor
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I see

desert condor
tawdry warren
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sure but we are talking subatomic particles which annihilate each other and need to pop back into reality

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additionally, one would have to wonder what the immortal thing is

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is it all the parts

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or one central thing

desert condor
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honestly, speaking, if it was a central thing then it probably wouldn't be considered immortality

tawdry warren
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then all of the parts would regrow?

desert condor
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yeah

tawdry warren
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Well then it would be worse than the ship of Theseus

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It would be the issue of tibbles and tib the cats

desert condor
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in this case, it's probably designed that there is a perfect end result and nothing stops before, and nothing continues after that result

tawdry warren
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Temporary coincidence

desert condor
tawdry warren
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deflationist smh

desert condor
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well, I mean, to achieve a lack of aging is entirely possible

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(not because of lack of entropy, but it may be possible to create new stem cells which then can be programmed to replace anything that dies)

celest cairn
crisp elbow
mighty tartan