#memes

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short star
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Gn

remote relic
short star
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Another person is asleep when they should be

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Unlike me

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Who is not sleeping

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we

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Go sleep man

short star
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Do it

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Or u will suffer the next day

still flax
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and it is 11:19 here

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so its not even that late

short star
still flax
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he just said he was 19

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not even that young

naive thistle
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I'm so old

deft moss
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Yes

naive thistle
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My knees be creaking

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Back is sore

deft moss
still flax
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i'm 15 and my knees be creakin

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i hear it as well

naive thistle
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Wtf your young young

still flax
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yeah

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but my knees still be creakin

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not all the time though

short star
still flax
thick hill
short star
still flax
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my school nearly banned it

short star
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My school did

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(We traded his books like an underground market)

runic goblet
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.mp4.mp4

short star
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Realism obtained

short star
still flax
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oh i didnt play the video and now that i have realized i have used the wrong gif

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lemme go to my arsenal

short star
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I can eat anything

still flax
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thats not a

short star
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Soup

still flax
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aint no way the 60 seconds soup

short star
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Soup

still flax
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soup

short star
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Broth

still flax
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nuh uh

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i should really finish my hw

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its due in 15 mins

short star
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Don’t

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That’s what I did

still flax
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reverse psychology

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i see

short star
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(Don’t be like me)

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(Please)

still flax
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alright i finished it

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i have a test on this subject tomorrow

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i'm fucked

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gn

jolly egret
graceful trench
shut robin
thick hill
desert condor
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OH, those are legs, I genuinely thought they were shields

thick hill
foggy breach
short star
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Wut

haughty herald
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You’re already standing with one foot in your grave

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You are

desert condor
# foggy breach Who ready

btw, looked this up, might be legit, everyone be careful if your going to class or something during that day

manic turret
mighty tartan
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@short star

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Tl;dr pls

gusty vale
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pretty much it

austere peak
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sleep is not important

shell sparrow
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rip

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remote relic
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@haughty herald can you please break your spine

mighty tartan
short star
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Can someone tldr the string theory?

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Whats do wild about everything being a string?

mighty tartan
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*cracks knuckles*

short star
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I thought about u when asking the question

mighty tartan
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I'll DM I'm not sure if I can send the link here

short star
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😱

short star
vocal onyx
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Why do men always cope so hard about not receiving text replies

wanton sparrow
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Repost of a meme posted like 2 days ago

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Also do I need to send the “hey” y chart again

mighty tartan
wanton sparrow
short star
wanton sparrow
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I don’t think getting mad at the specific woman is really acceptable but it can be very frustrating to have this happen because for a lot of people there is no discern-able reason as to why he never got a response

short star
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Get mad

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Get crazy

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Pack your sword, knight. Youre going on a adventure

vocal onyx
vocal onyx
short star
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🥰

vocal onyx
wanton sparrow
vocal onyx
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I used to use tinder but stopped

wanton sparrow
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Ah

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Most men get less swipes than women statistically on there

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There’s a few great vids on it

short star
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Why do you know that

vocal onyx
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I didn't get many matches though idk

wanton sparrow
vocal onyx
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maybe I'm just built different

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(worse)

mighty tartan
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Human behaviour is confusing

short star
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Totally

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Like one time

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I was behind this woman. As she tried to walk faster u quickly jumped infront of her to start a conversation. As my eyes met hers she screamed and punched me

mighty tartan
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Math is logical

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Be like math

short star
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False

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Math is bs

wanton sparrow
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Indeed

devout pulsar
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It’s both

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logical bullshit like

short star
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There are literally ways to disprove basic stuff like 4+4

wanton sparrow
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Math can be logical, but it can also feel like the most illogical piece of bullshit in the history of mankind

mighty tartan
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Those "proofs" are not proofs

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There's either an assumption in them

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Which doesn't hold

short star
mighty tartan
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Or you divide by 0 somewhere

vocal onyx
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are you today's date cause you're 4/10

short star
fervent forge
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lmao

mighty tartan
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You know what I do find bullshit about math

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The way they teach it

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They generally kill off creativity

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Creativity is very important for problem solving

short star
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Yeah I passed 8th grade

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Fuck 8th grade

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Worst year until 10 maybe

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( big maybe )

mighty tartan
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That's why I love math at uni

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They basically say

mighty tartan
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Do whatever you want as long as it is correct

short star
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Uni

mighty tartan
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@short star

short star
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Even at my lois

mighty tartan
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You should take a course in analysis

short star
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I'm still a family guy

short star
mighty tartan
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Cat detected

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You know the thing with math

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It can go two ways. It really depends on whether you have a decent teacher or not. Having a shit teacher when you're still at the very start, specially of abstract fields, is a major problem.

tawny dirge
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shit

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insane fail

short star
wanton sparrow
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This is def pushing a boundary

naive thistle
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It's called "not being interested"

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If someone don't reply to you in like 3 to 5 days, move on

mighty tartan
short star
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LMAO

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Bro

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Wtf is THAT

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You are hella sus

wanton sparrow
short star
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No

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Its the opening

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"too broing"

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U needa tell a joke or show ur bank account immediately

naive thistle
short star
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What does .3. Mean

naive thistle
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Zero reason to get annoyed or frustrated from it

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There is literally thousands of people online

short star
naive thistle
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Or get frustrated at something that actually matters

short star
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@wanton sparrow dont listen to him. Take it personal

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Be angry

wanton sparrow
short star
naive thistle
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Do the unthinkable then and stop online dating

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Try talking to people irl

tawny dirge
naive thistle
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You'll know much faster if they are not interested .3.

wanton sparrow
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Wtf does .3. Even mean

short star
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Ikr

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.3. ??

naive thistle
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Sigh

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People today are so uncultured

wanton sparrow
short star
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"sigh"

short star
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This is sexual harassment woe

naive thistle
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Or working

wanton sparrow
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It’s hard to meet people even when you don’t focus on the online world

vocal onyx
short star
short star
short star
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I am very eeby

naive thistle
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Manipulative personalities wanting people to like them cause rhey are "nice"

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Just creepy

wanton sparrow
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Indeed

vocal onyx
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I mean personally my standards are in the floor

short star
vocal onyx
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So idrc but most people do

naive thistle
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My standards don't exist cause I don't date

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I'll die alone and happy

short star
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I met my girlfriend at college

short star
short star
gusty vale
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💀

short star
wanton sparrow
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Wtf is wrong with you

short star
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spIat

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Wdyn

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Splat

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I don’t usually do this

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But I think I need a coffee

naive thistle
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Shadow is here : D

wanton sparrow
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Shubdow**************

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Shadow is their alter ego

elfin locust
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Memes

short star
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Idk if its from here

naive thistle
short star
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two armed sauna enjoyer when armless hot tub enthusiast walks in

elfin locust
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Wtf

short star
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Armless? Wdym

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No arms

elfin locust
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No arms

wanton sparrow
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Disarmed

short star
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I dont get it

naive thistle
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I'd love to enjoy a sauna with you but I'm afraid my lungs might collapse

elfin locust
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Skill issue

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It happens dw!

short star
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I like burning saunas

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Hot tubs are inferior saunas

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Makes me feel like im in hell. At last, peace

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Give me the fire

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Oh Lord, test me

wanton sparrow
short star
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Okeee

elfin locust
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Hold your breath

short star
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I got mah coffee

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Dont forget meds

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Oh yeah

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Lemme get me meds

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🐱

wanton sparrow
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Bruh my Grandma’s lung collapsed and like, how tf man, such a skill issue just uncollapse it idiot, god grandma such a drama queen

short star
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How do u forget em so often lol

naive thistle
short star
elfin locust
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What the fuck lmao

elfin locust
short star
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MMMMM CAFFEINE

wanton sparrow
naive thistle
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Memes at 5 am is a great place

gusty vale
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I'm here a lot

elfin locust
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HI SHADOW

short star
gusty vale
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Yo

elfin locust
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Hi here a lot 🤓

naive thistle
gusty vale
short star
elfin locust
short star
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Send this cat with no reason

gusty vale
short star
naive thistle
wanton sparrow
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Bro hasn’t accepted that he was born to become a femboy

short star
short star
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Change my mind

wanton sparrow
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Femboys are better

short star
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Back it up with evidence

naive thistle
short star
naive thistle
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So yes

short star
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My laser sword is straight

naive thistle
short star
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What about you, count dooku?

wanton sparrow
naive thistle
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According to the internet

short star
short star
vocal onyx
short star
short star
wanton sparrow
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Who cares about the chesticles anyways

short star
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And the?

naive thistle
short star
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Not good enough

gusty vale
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Ok I think this is your que to shut up

short star
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If you really like femboys you didn't participate in the siberian winter

naive thistle
gusty vale
short star
wanton sparrow
vocal onyx
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I think

wanton sparrow
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Coping

short star
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Close enough

short star
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That too

wanton sparrow
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Yea those are both good definitions

short star
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!dictionary coping

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$dictionary coping

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Welp

wanton sparrow
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Bro tried to summon Merriam Webster

short star
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@mighty tartan definition of coping?

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He’s summoning him

wanton sparrow
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Dear god

short star
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It would be funnier if joker came in with a hello chat gif

mighty tartan
short star
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Good enough

short star
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Guys I think the caffeine is kicking in

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Who needs sleep when you can have COFFEE

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A normal human

mighty tartan
short star
short star
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U want it?

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I don’t have nitro

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Admiiiiins

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Mmmm energy

short star
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Send that but with lemons

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Died for the greater good

short star
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My brain when counting to three

short star
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He looks very polite

vocal onyx
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I love this cat

short star
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I also love that cat

ornate dirge
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stop looking at him, hes trying to steal your soul from looking at this image for over 15 seconds

short star
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I too love that cat

mighty tartan
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I just started my pc

short star
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He looks very friendly

mighty tartan
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And python opened itself

ornate dirge
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oh no they have succumbed to the cat's memetic effects

short star
short star
short star
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Maybe

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Maybee

ornate dirge
short star
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I drank too much coffee

mighty tartan
vocal onyx
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When I was in school I made snakes and ladders in python for my computer science a level

mighty tartan
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That's actually really cool

vocal onyx
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Oh it was so bad lol I was horrible at computer science

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Same with maths, I barely passed those two

quick lynx
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egg did you just spend your entire night talking on a discord server

short star
shell sparrow
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- Copium is a meme term created by combining 2 words together - cope and opium. It is used satirically and is a joke term used to describe a fictional drug that one consumes after suffering a loss, defeat, or disappointment.

dawn glade
dark aspen
short star
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Tru

vocal onyx
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I hated it

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I hate stem

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I had to get a tutor to even pass

dawn glade
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Did it work tho? Cause if I were you that would be a W

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Just saying

mighty tartan
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There's no shame in getting a tutor

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The goal is to learn

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Not to know everyone in advance

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And you did learn, which is good

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:>

vocal onyx
dawn glade
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Well that’s just because it’s computer science

restive rune
short star
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Slithering their way to the top

short star
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Unholy za

dense onyx
warped kraken
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za zar

mighty tartan
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vocal onyx
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I can't believe I was considering doing it in university

random tiger
mighty tartan
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I'd love to know the context behind the original image lmao

shut robin
haughty herald
haughty herald
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Those people gotta be my least favorite gender fr

vocal onyx
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I just didn't have much success with tinder

lilac ingot
neat snow
short star
# random tiger

😂😂 i fucking love this oblivion meme. Thank you Nguyen

neat snow
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jerma nails

verbal flame
neat snow
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mayhaps

neat snow
ripe marsh
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
copper dragon
neat snow
thick hill
mighty tartan
short star
mighty tartan
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He vibing

short star
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Feast

neat snow
short star
cosmic forge
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@mighty tartan @austere peak @agile ledge

agile ledge
austere peak
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yed

agile ledge
austere peak
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4th year

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(final)

agile ledge
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I just started (Physics 3 rn, basically university physics of magnetism +optics, #3 because we are on trimester 10 week system)

mighty tartan
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Dutch system is different

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Brb in a bit

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Cycling time

agile ledge
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I also wanna do a chem minor (but like very very very close to a major, i just dont wanna do some of the... well probably career building classes) and an astronomy minor (there is no major for this one but i can take up to general relativity so thats cool)

cosmic forge
summer bramble
short star
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Ok

summer bramble
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lim x -> inf. approaches infinity

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it's in the denominator of the big fractio which means that the big fraction approaches zero

hasty hornet
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That x->infinity doesn’t mean anything because there’s no x in the limit to go to infinity

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I mean it’s technically not a coherent equation because the summation is all fucked up (n=k^2 can’t be a thing because you don’t use the variable you assigned as the increment on the top of the counter)

short star
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2+3=5

hasty hornet
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Aside from that it’s 0 because that [ ]4 to -2 symbol in the numerator means f(4) - f(-2) and because they’re the same because there’s no x to plug in 4 or -2 into it cancels

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Also if you do pretend the summation thing makes sense it’s just (number)*(n-1) and bc n is 1 it’s 0 and it also stops there Bc the upper bound was 1 bc n is 1

hasty hornet
mild spade
short star
mighty tartan
mighty tartan
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All work must be shown.

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Nvm I just read what it said

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Bruh

agile ledge
mighty tartan
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Electrodynamics was one of my favourite courses

agile ledge
mighty tartan
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There is an university electrodynamics course

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Electrostatics is often also thought in universities

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But that's mostly a first year course

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Generally paired with vector calculus

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Or smth

valid forum
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EM and electrostatics is part of physics 2 at my uni

mighty tartan
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Wait @valid forum

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You also study physics?

valid forum
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Nah I’m EE

mighty tartan
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Also really cool

valid forum
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Yeah it has a bit of overlap

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Also minoring in math, so I in funny proofs class 🙂

mighty tartan
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I never took the analysis course

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But then physics started doing 'proofs'

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And I got triggered because they weren't as formal as they should be

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So I asked my prof

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Would it be ok if I did the proofs more formally

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He said yes

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I bought an analysis book

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And did a bunch of self study

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And traumatised my TA's in the process

short star
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Why Is there meth in memes

valid forum
short star
valid forum
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Yeah I got a lot of physics majors in my proof class

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@mighty tartan do you use latex in physics?

mighty tartan
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Yes

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I refuse to use word

summer bramble
mighty tartan
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Last year we had optional hw sets for ED which earned you a small amount of bonus points on your exam

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You were allowed to hand in hand written stuff as a pdf file

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And had to do it in pairs of 2

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Tl;dr

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Me and my friend

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Spent approximately 30 mins on the exercises and 4 hours on turning our 10 pages of math into a 20 page LaTeX doc

short star
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Beer

mighty tartan
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We added a meme as front page image on every set

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The prof basically said "thanks for making it in LaTeX you guys are gigachads"

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And he did a meme review for every meme

mighty tartan
short star
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Ani yaharpg et col ha mishpaha shelha

mighty tartan
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Technically I scored a 12 out of 10 on ED

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But they couldn't put that in the grading system

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Because it would literally shit itself

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And not publish the grades

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So they put a 10 out of 10 in it

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And the prof mailed me saying you scored a 12 but the grading thing is stupid

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Which was peak entertainment

agile ledge
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Me and the boys using "intuition" to determine the loop in a mag field has no net force but a net torque

mighty tartan
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Quantum was also fun

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People forgetting to normalize shit

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And complaining 'question b is too hard to solve'

austere peak
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somehow we turned #memes into physics discussion

dark aspen
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Isn't that a weekly thing?

valid forum
mighty tartan
dark aspen
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Why don't we bring some programming in the discussion for a change?

mighty tartan
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Sure

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Go for it

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Sounds interesting

dark aspen
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Ok, let's see... I don't know why they're teaching us matrices and vectors yet

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Those things are interesting, but they just keep teaching us how and less why.

valid forum
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unit 1 vectors tfr

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Literally every class

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I love learning the same thing for 2 years

dark aspen
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And now for some reason I know vectors are better for zooming on images

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And that kotlin shit? They taught us this and we're using in Android studio to program phone apps

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And honestly? Why are Phone apps in kotlin 100% easier than html programming?

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Those web pages suck and take hours to make while it feels everything makes sense when making phone apps.

valid forum
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have u used rust before

dark aspen
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no

short star
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Physics is just magic

dark aspen
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Well I'd say; when you spend 10 hours to make a program that doesn't work, change one variable and that shit starts glowing up and sparkling like a Christmas tree, now that feels like magic!

short star
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Chemistry is just Alchemy

dark aspen
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"I'll turn your O2 into H2O"
"(Gasp) Magic!"

short star
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“I’ll turn your paint remover into a nerve gas!”

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“(Gasp) Magic!”

dark aspen
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The concept of Alchemy being that you can straight up transform something into something else is hilarious.

short star
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Literally just chemistry

dark aspen
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But chemistry doesn't transform matter, as the concept of transformation doesn't apply to matter

short star
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Shhh

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Magic

queen furnace
summer bramble
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eggy, I have a question for you

short star
summer bramble
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what is your minecraft username?

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asking for a friend.

short star
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Why

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Who

summer bramble
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uh

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he wants to stay anonymous

summer bramble
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his name doesn't matter

short star
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Yes

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It does

summer bramble
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no it doesn't

summer bramble
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that isn't important rn

short star
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They vibing

summer bramble
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he uh...

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might be salted

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💯

short star
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@ them

summer bramble
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he isn't in this discord server rn

short star
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Sounds like bullshit to me

summer bramble
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maybe it is

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anyways, what is your username?

short star
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Why are you asking?

summer bramble
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curiosity

short star
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Invalid reason

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Denied access

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Court dismissed

summer bramble
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one day I will find out...

short star
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Maybe

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It won’t be today though

summer bramble
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day one of trying to find eggys username

short star
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Good luck!

summer bramble
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thanks

short star
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You will never find my main!

summer bramble
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oh, so you are an alt?

short star
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Yes

summer bramble
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do I know you?

short star
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Maybe…

austere peak
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my alt

short star
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Fr

mighty tartan
short star
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I have atleast 12 alts in this server alone

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(I haven’t used any of them yet)

summer bramble
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are you sithvsjedi?

short star
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Maybe maybe not

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I will give you a hint

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This is my newest alt

summer bramble
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do you have a rank on your main?

short star
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That narrows it down too much

austere peak
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ct

short star
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I will not reveal

cosmic forge
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Ayo @short star wheres your pfp from

cosmic forge
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love it 😂

worldly field
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It’s so good

short star
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Cuptoast (Crumb) is one of my favorite artists

austere peak
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goober

short star
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Very cute art style

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I may be a psychopath but I can see beauty (and cuteness) in art

gusty vale
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ok i am gonna be real

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that alert test thing was not as bad as people were making it out to be

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you could turn it off by pressing the ok button

short star
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I

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Just

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Had a heart attack holy shit

elfin turret
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Trolled

short star
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I am turning off emergency alerts holy fucking shit

earnest mango
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Worlds largest troll

valid forum
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Bro the whole lecture is going off

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😭 that shit was harmonizing

short star
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I am still in shock

elfin turret
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Trolled

short star
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I cannot move anything below my neck (and expect my hands and feet)

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Ok

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I got my composure back

summer bramble
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eggy, did you have had a knight pfp?

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on one of your other accounts

short star
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I will not confirm or deny this information

summer bramble
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did I have one of your accounts in my dm's?

summer bramble
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this isn't helpful...

short star
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I don’t want to help you

austere peak
short star
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These are my backups we are talking about

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I don’t want them revealed

summer bramble
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I did not remember having sone and olaf in my dms

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that must have been some long time ago

short star
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I will give you one hint

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One of my alts has an anime pfp

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Make of that what you will

summer bramble
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and I'm sure that you have been in the lari hate club

frail crater
gusty vale
frail crater
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It really was

gusty vale
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goofy

frail crater
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Not only that but it also triggered the schools alert system it self

short star
summer bramble
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I bet you were

short star
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Mayhaps

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Mayhaps not

summer bramble
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there is no reason to be in it unless you were there in the beginning of it

short star
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Ok valid reasoning

summer bramble
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it's just "I hate lari" and trashies art over and over again atm

queen furnace
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tbh i don't get why lari gets all the hate she gets, like sure she was pretty annoying and her development felt kinda weird but she's not worthy of this much hate

mighty tartan
queen furnace
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i guess

mighty tartan
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You know

worldly field
mighty tartan
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The perfect time to send an all out attack

mighty tartan
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Would be during one of those alert tests

queen furnace
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i enjoyed all of them tbh

worldly field
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Like if Lari got their shit together I don’t think people have a problem

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it’s just 4 quests of “IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM”

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& also they are 100% at fault and can’t be violent UNLESS it’s to try to kill you that one time which made no sense

mighty tartan
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Also nice.

astral wing
signal hawk
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i am a threat that cannont neutralized

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unlike you nerds

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posting unfunny ass memes

dense onyx
short star
signal hawk
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u ain gon make any progress cuh

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i cannot be neutralized

short star
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I stayed up all night playing Minecraft not chatting on Discord

signal hawk
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go get money, lil boy

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actuallyw hy. am i argueinng

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what are my. morals

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brb

short star
summer bramble
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Send a screenshot

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In f3

short star
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I’m not stupid Rab

summer bramble
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Wait no, f4

summer bramble
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Or was it f5?

short star
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F6 saltroll

summer bramble
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Yes, it might have been f6

short star
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It’s F5

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How long has it been since you played Minecraft

summer bramble
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Yes, i know, f5

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You should do it in f5 💯

short star
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No

summer bramble
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Alright

short star
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Aight lemme crop and send the screenshot

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No skin for you

summer bramble
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That would take the purpose away from it

short star
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Do you want to see the proof or not?

summer bramble
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Well, how should I know that it was you who mined the netherite?

short star
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Cause it’s a singleplayer world

summer bramble
#

Are you sure about that?

short star
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Yes.

summer bramble
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Well, I did loose this time

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But dont worry, I will try again tomorrow

short star
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Welp

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Mission Accomplished

summer bramble
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😔

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One day…

short star
#

This alt will likely be long gone before you will ever know

mighty tartan
short star
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I want mending

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But villager says no

mighty tartan
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Be more convincing

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Sacrifice half of the village to the lava pit

queen furnace
short star
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For being useless

queen furnace
dark aspen
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But I have your "main" (french word meaning "hand")

mighty tartan
short star
mighty tartan
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Ah

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That would explain it

short star
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Friends&Foes add them

dark aspen
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It's the only advantage of being born in the only french region of the whole Canada

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(I can't tell if it's an advantage though...)

short star
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Being fr*nch is always a disadvantage

dark aspen
#

worse than being autistic?

short star
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Yes

short star
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Exactly

dark aspen
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"I say: "Let me pass! I am autistic..." They let me pass. I add: "... and I'm also French" a 10 meters tall wall appears out of thin air and blocks my way"

short star
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Average Frenchie

summer bramble
short star
summer bramble
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We will never know

short star
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Just use duck duck go

dark aspen
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Searched "How to buy furry suit online" fr

dark aspen
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Apparently they are pricy, from... someone's intel... that I wasn't particularly curious about...

short star
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I just got a mending book for 30 emeralds no discount

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Nice

short star
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Time to enchant like

dark aspen
short star
dark aspen
#

fr

short star
dark aspen
dark aspen
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I'm calling in the raid boss

short star
short star
dark aspen
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I raid your shotgun and nerf your boss gun

short star
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It isn’t a monster

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It’s an action card!

dark aspen
short star
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You wasted your reaction with that shotgun card its too late for you!

short star
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I cast Normal Box in defensive position!

dark aspen
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His special skill is to take a random card and to take all damage

short star
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Shit that’s a bit of a threat

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As long as I don’t attack it or click it

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I’m fine

dark aspen
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That's right, Egg! That popsicle you got there? plastic explosive flavour.

fathom willow
#

t

short star
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Nah

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Well

fathom willow
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fr

short star
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I cast Pot Of Greed and draw three additional cards from my deck!

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I then cast Pot Of Greed and draw three additional cards from my deck!

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I will once again cast Pot Of Greed and draw three additional cards from my deck!

dark aspen
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I cast blue eyed white virgin and remove your three additional cards from your hand.

tardy wharf
dark aspen
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Then give it to a random stranger and call a clown taxi

fathom willow
tardy wharf
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fuck

fathom willow
#

buried in cmosier plains

short star
#

I now draw one card from your deck

dark aspen
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Wait you can't do that!

short star
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And destroy your last card

dark aspen
#

It's not on the wiki page!

short star
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It’s what it do

dark aspen
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I summon "Sky attraction", sending you at a velocity of 1000 miles an hour aiming the +Y coordinates

fathom willow
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ahem

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yeet

dark aspen
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The salt limitates my actions greatly as any monsters attempting to attack it will get a blind effect and attack me instead.

cerulean cove
dark aspen
short star
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Impossible!

dark aspen
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I've now acquired all your naughty historic as evidence!

short star
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NOOOO

dark aspen
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If you try to attack me, I'll make it public

summer bramble
short star
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@dark aspen you fool!

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I now have YOUR SEARCH HISTORY

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and

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I now have it permanently saved to my hand!

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Your turn Zacha

summer bramble
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How did you get access to his search history?

short star
keen ginkgo
haughty herald
valid forum
remote relic
#

nah

tropic yarrow
#

mmmm tasty

dark aspen
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And I summon "Egg players" and put them on defensive

short star
#

Hmm

short star
naive thistle
neat snow
random tiger
valid forum
short star
short star
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Hiiiiiiíiii

short star
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How are you

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Fine

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Why do you ask

short star
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Im just asking

naive thistle
#

Why does Charlie's voice actually work so damn well for Freddy's character

dark aspen
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Because Charlie

wanton sparrow
#

ACAB stands for “All cops are baddancers” right?

graceful trench
dark aspen
short star
dark aspen
#

Ain't 😱

elfin turret
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I don’t see it

wanton sparrow
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Yea this one is bad

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Even when you unfocus you still don’t see whatever the hell it is and that works for 90% of them

short star
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I think it’s goku

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Idk

astral wing
gusty vale
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😟

short star
dark aspen