I liked the glare’s visuals but the allay seemed the most mechanically interesting
#memes
tired haven
The only issue is it’s too hard to get them to be where you want them to be
I think they’d be better if you gave them like a cute sleeping animation when they’re not doing anything (for fun I guess), but then also let them, if they’re asleep or tamed, be put in a bucket and carried around
I think that’s funny
And it’d be super helpful
Empty bucket
Not a water bucket
honest vortex
Allay need a sit function like dogs
summer bramble
mojang try not to host an unbalanced mob vote (impossible)
remote relic
summer bramble
cosmic forge
summer bramble
hushed light
October 15, mark your calendar
It’s time for the annual division and infighting among the mc community over what useless animal gets added to the game
wanton sparrow
Based on polls from smaller communities it looks like the duck will be majority vote because ducks are cool
cosmic forge
Day ???? of waiting for mojang to just retroactively add at least some of the missed votes from years ago 😔
austere peak
https://tenor.com/view/monday-left-me-broken-cat-memes-cursed-cat-nightmare-gif-11685974878066349245
keen ginkgo
Unity
signal hawk
i am a threat that cannot be neutralized.
ornate dirge
i am a threat that cannot be neutralized.
literally SCP-682
mighty tartan
Day ???? of waiting for mojang to just retroactively add at least some of the mi...
Me and the boys when we remember the glowsquid incident.
deft tundra
i am a threat that cannot be neutralized.
hi threat that cannot be neutralized, good to meet u :3
tawny dirge
how to develop telekinesis
upper yarrow
You don’t
short star
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803635095733796905/1106353150090285088/...
WHAT THE FUCK
mighty tartan
That'd be crazy.
mighty tartan
WHAT THE FUCK
The forbidden monch
zenith needle
cosmic forge
Sus.
mighty tartan
Inconspicuous
plucky sable
Ikr
short star
haughty herald
@remote relic happy national michelle day
fast flame
new wynncraft summon for summoner? 
short star
Amen
elfin turret
Me
signal hawk
yea i know
haughty herald
i wanna. beef with someonoe
@remote relic
haughty herald
yea the me is indeed a pronoun
signal hawk
i mean
in her bio
or whatever the hell. its called
the she/her shit
@remote relic get yo stinky ass over here. cuh
elfin turret
<@345490539837128704> get yo stinky ass over here. cuh
“Cuh”
signal hawk
aint bbroken no rules yet
elfin turret
bbroken
mighty tartan
god forbid a brothers keyboard be broken
Why did I just read that in the voice of a generic pirate?
signal hawk
Why did I just read that in the voice of a generic pirate?
why u asking. me. cuh
signal hawk
you hadnt read the rules
yea cuz 99% o f servers got the same old rules
signal hawk
man
i wanted to get someone mad
shubdow lemme figure out a couple loopholes brother
i will be babck
i am a threat that cannot be neutralized
remote relic
wuh
remote relic
mighty tartan
Cats
mighty tartan
i will simply deal with you accordingly
gusty vale
mighty tartan
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041741529179488321/1109346779742347305...
I haven't seen a 'spooky month' meme in a while
austere peak
remote relic
I haven't seen a 'spooky month' meme in a while
mighty tartan
<:creatureKayoko:1157008570123042846>
Hello there
Based.
At the uni (atleast within the physics, computer science and mathematics faculty) they call it Spocktober
mighty tartan
c has been removed
A blessing to the computer science world
vital spire
spktber, o has been removed
cosmic forge
spkter, b has been removed
mighty tartan
c has been removed
First year students after integrating on a calculus exam
gusty vale
~~A blessing to the computer science world~~
true, although its still probably better than python lmao
mighty tartan
spktr, e has been removed.
mighty tartan
true, although its still probably better than python lmao
Yes
I probably didn't mention this in here
But @austere peak will know
mighty tartan
true, although its still probably better than python lmao
This abomination of a programming language caused the tally to jump up by about 50 in under 5 minutes.
And for those who don't know
We counted each swearword during a project session
And ended up with an unreasonably large number
For a 2 hour session
gusty vale
lmao
short star
i wanna. beef with someonoe
Why
mighty tartan
Why
@short star is questioning all of humanity because of those previous conversations.
short star
God I hate middle schoolers
short star
https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-cookies-chocolate-chunk-cookies-cookies-box-of-c...
No way that guy is older than 14 though.
mighty tartan
Exactly.
short star
COUGH COUGH
austere peak
mighty tartan
Juan
mighty tartan
short star
Anyway
elfin turret
mighty tartan
https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315
There are no sequels in Ba Sing Se
austere peak
https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315
wtf
thick hill
mighty tartan
He was just horsing around.
mighty tartan
Isnt that just √π
austere peak
it is
mighty tartan
Good
short star
What
Is there something wrong with me extinguishing the anime girls? (Ironic pun intended)
austere peak
me and my 3 followers on twitter will not tolerate this act
mighty tartan
Your turn
mighty tartan
This is unironically doable.
austere peak
what the fuck am i seeing
thick hill
Uhhhh zero
short star
Uhhhh zero
PastelFlurry fan 🫵
thick hill
(I do not know how to safely get the summation out of the way
mighty tartan
Uhhhh zero
Nope
austere peak
i think u can get the floor(x) outside the summation
thick hill
Probably but I don't know how to yet
austere peak
actually hmm
stuck zinc
cosmic forge
I am guessing thats pretty easy if the summation has a known function equivalent
mighty tartan
I am guessing thats pretty easy if the summation has a known function equivalent
Trust me, it is not that bad :>
Its just a tad heavy on the bookkeeping
thick hill
Trust me, it is not that bad :>
Mathematicians before they use up twelve whiteboards writing the proof:
austere peak
if the integration is from 0 to 1 doesnt that mean the integrand vanishes except only at x=1
cuz of the floor function
short star
Prove 1 + 1 = 2. Explain your reasoning.
mighty tartan
*Prove* 1 + 1 = 2. Explain your reasoning.
Me and the boys abusing peano axioms
mighty tartan
Most of it will be words
cosmic forge
(Or alternatively just a set)
austere peak
whats the answer to this tho
mighty tartan
whats the answer to this tho
||27/32||
austere peak
wtf its finite
mighty tartan
Yup
signal hawk
God I hate middle schoolers
oh i wish i was like u in university. big mature boy man i wanna. be like you man s o cool and mature!!
signal hawk
~~No way that guy is older than 14 though~~.
my boy. anyone who talks like this their opinion is invalid
austere peak
if the integration is from 0 to 1 doesnt that mean the integrand vanishes except...
o right i spotted the error in my logic
mighty tartan
whats the answer to this tho
Want the full solution?
austere peak
sure
cosmic forge
*Prove* 1 + 1 = 2. Explain your reasoning.
mighty tartan
I can either solve it myself (again) or send you the MIT integration bee video where I found it originally
The integration bee integrals are honestly fun to solve
Doing them in 4 minutes is hella stressful
Tomorrow I'll drop a fun (relatively basic) quantum mechanics question in here
If I dont forget
short star
valid forum
no QED 💀
elfin turret
Imagine having a girlfriend
short star
(Gonna make some edits though)
elfin turret
Because you have a girlfriend
short star
But why is that bad
gusty vale
elfin turret
Because romantic relationships are bad for you
short star
But
elfin turret
What
short star
Because romantic relationships are bad for you
Why
elfin turret
They poison your brain
short star
How so
elfin turret
Because love is bad
elfin turret
They hurt you
short star
And you can’t stop me
short star
(Definitely not vibe checking you guys)
jolly egret
cool video
short star
Real chads use ∎
What is that strange rune
mighty tartan
So I draw a box
short star
Fair
Can’t let his flame die out
If none of you get this you are a bunch of disappointments
elfin turret
How in the world did you get a girlfriend
short star
How in the world did you get a girlfriend
I have no fucking idea
elfin turret
Adds up
short star
I have no fucking idea
Just like the child support bill my mother was supposed to get from my father that “went missing”.
tired haven
If none of you get this you are a bunch of disappointments
You failed to account for the second layer, underneath the visible grid
Fool
short star
You failed to account for the second layer, underneath the visible grid
5D Minesweeper holy shit
tired haven
Nah the mines are just old and have sunk into the ground
signal hawk
I still love her very much
good
elfin turret
No
elfin turret
Yeah
short star
(What movie was this from)
Oh my god
THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO MADE WALLACE AND GROMMET HOLY SHIT
wanton sparrow
Wallace and Grommet was the shit
humble shadow
short star
humble shadow
I enjoy this
humble shadow
Alright listen here 🥚 not everyone would have know that I feline enjoyer am an enjoyer of felines
humble shadow
summer bramble
short star
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/1079769591984701490/...
It’s fitting
summer bramble
fitting for what
short star
The wybel
mighty tartan
Wallace and Grommet was the shit
Yes
summer bramble
nerd wybel
mighty tartan
humble shadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1157242826304798822/ss...
192.36.48.19
short star
192.36.48.19
short star
What costs 2.69 USD?
humble shadow
You
humble shadow
Unfortunately, it is simply the case
summer bramble
what
humble shadow
No, you were 2.68 USD but because of inflation you’re 2.69.
summer bramble
who buys a single eg for 2.68 USD?
short star
No, you were 2.68 USD but because of inflation you’re 2.69.
I was actually 2.66 pre inflation
short star
who buys a single eg for 2.68 USD?
You ain’t paying for an egg friendo
I am much more
summer bramble
right, you are eggy!
short star
Correct!
summer bramble
you couldn't describe it better
short star
right, you are eggy!
summer bramble
for how many days?
short star
Several.
summer bramble
alright, see ya in 3 days
foggy breach
humble shadow
I was actually 2.66 pre inflation
Oh ma fault
cosmic forge
noooooooooo
short star
noooooooooo
You are clearly a rational thinker.
You know the threats that are upon us.
still flax
No, you were 2.68 USD but because of inflation you’re 2.69.
i buy a dozen of eggs for $4 why the hell is the price of @short star so high
still flax
i am illiterate
shell sparrow
i wanna. beef with someonoe
pick a fight with ur dad (?) then
short star
pick a fight with ur dad (?) then
still flax
pick a fight with ur dad (?) then
from what i know you also don't have one
short star
from what i know you also don't have one
That’s why he put a (?)
still flax
my brain is not in working condition today mb
mighty tartan
short star
https://tenor.com/view/nao-no-starwars-darth-vader-gif-7192124
It’s been happening for the longest time, friend.
We have only made a few successful attempts to stopping them in their tracks
But it doesn’t always work the way we plan…
mighty tartan
I should tell you about the Christmas song incident I told @austere peak about
You will find it rather entertaining
short star
I should tell you about the Christmas song incident I told <@321985549890224138>...
The what?
mighty tartan
But I can't send the song here because it's an abomination
short star
Do send
mighty tartan
The *what?*
Will explain tomorrow
short star
I am beyond curious
That was an awful experience
I haven’t had a worse listen of a song in my entire life.
mighty tartan
Exactly.
austere peak
LMAO
austere peak
i will not make any remarks until my lawyer arrives
humble shadow
https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595
I enjoy this
short star
i will not make any remarks until my lawyer arrives
Who is your lawyer?
austere peak
i will not make any remarks regarding this matter
humble shadow
🥚 can you send me the song
short star
🥚 can you send me the song
Are you sure?
humble shadow
We both know that I know I’m going to hate it, but I want it anyway because of my curiosity
humble shadow
My mommy would get mad if I swore
short star
Do you want it or not?
humble shadow
Yeah
short star
Then swear it
humble shadow
I swear on my mama
short star
It is done.
humble shadow
What is done 😰
short star
You chose this fate, child.
short star
He asked for this fate.
humble shadow
I WANT TI GO BACK
short star
He has nobody but himself to blame for his agony
humble shadow
PLEASE LET ME GO BACK
humble shadow
I’LL DO ANYTHING
short star
It is too late
humble shadow
to who?? That beast that has contaminated my DM’s and my mind?
short star
Him.
humble shadow
Im sad now :(
humble shadow
No. I must remember what im fighting for.
What im fighting against.
What we must fight against.
short star
You are a proud soldier
humble shadow
It wasn’t worth it
humble shadow
Do you think we can win
short star
You haven’t heard have you.
humble shadow
I want to worry but last time I didn’t take you on your word I saw that abomination, so I’ll trust you until forever
humble shadow
How many others are there
short star
Not many pass the test
wanton sparrow
rigid mountain
Back to our regularly scheduled broadcasting…
short star
humble shadow
Back to our regularly scheduled broadcasting…
short star
https://tenor.com/view/soldier-tf2-billy-herrington-gif-27066740
You’re late, soldier!
(If I was talking about the gentleman in the gif it would be properly capitalized)
verbal flame
If none of you get this you are a bunch of disappointments
How in the world did you get a girlfriend?
haughty herald
How in the world did you get a girlfriend?
you can kinda just exist near someone
and if your personalities are close enough
or if you try hard enough
you can get someone to like you
short star
How in the world did you get a girlfriend?
I have absolutely no fucking idea
I’m usually pretty quiet
I should ask her
haughty herald
live laugh love
verbal flame
you can kinda just exist near someone
I don't need a tutorial, I've already got one lol
I was just teasing him
short star
I was just teasing him
I honestly have no idea though
She’s pretty too
I am the literal bottom of the barrel
She could have went for literally anybody else
But she picked my sorry ass
naive thistle
The hard part isn't getting a girlfriend or boyfriend
It's keeping one that's difficult
Don't mess it up .3.
short star
Especially in America
verbal flame
Don't mess it up .3.
short star
Don't mess it up .3.
I’ll try my best
verbal flame
She’s pretty too
Make sure she knows that
short star
Make sure she knows that
I remind her at least every other day
Knowing me though I’ll somehow fuck up in the most stupid way imaginable and ruin my relationship
haughty herald
Knowing me though I’ll somehow fuck up in the most stupid way imaginable and rui...
dont fumble this colossal bag
short star
dont fumble this colossal bag
I already know damn well I will
But only time will tell
short star
https://tenor.com/view/we-live-we-love-we-lie-gif-8158485087348221680
Got I hate this stupid smurf cat
naive thistle
While it is a dumb spam meme
I will say it is better then a lot of the other dumb spam memes
short star
I suppose you have a point
naive thistle
Because it's accompanied by good music from a good artist
short star
damn u a cheap h... 😭
PSALM 37:13- But the lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day of coming
Egg, wanna do a bible session?
summer bramble
why should eggy do that?
short star
Egg, wanna do a bible session?
No, I’m not Catholic.
thick hill
short star
i feel like i need to repent, just being in them
Alright BIBLE STUDY
I think Christianity is a load of inconsistent, contradictory nonsense
But
Gotta repent for your sins somehow
yeah thats how i feel about it too
i hope im not getting questioned on the day of judgement
cause that will be very very questionable
Just join the angels or demons not that hard of a choice really
"why were you in server xy?"
Wait
You don’t know what the Day of Judgement is
Do you
wdym
its where everyone will be judged upon
or?
Judgement Day
At doomsday all people will die and then be resurrected to be judged according to the records kept in two books, a person's good deeds recorded in one book and evil deeds in the other. The weight of the book tied around a person's neck will determine consignment to paradise or to hell.
Doomsday
its like
i should go to heaven for how tolarent i am, right?
i shouldnt be judged upon it
Christianity considers the Second Coming of Jesus Christ to entail the final judgment by God of all people who have ever lived,[1] resulting in the approval of some and the penalizing of others. The concept is found in all the canonical gospels, particularly in the Gospel of Matthew. The Christian tradition is also followed by Islam, where it is mentioned in the 43rd chapter (Az-Zukhruf) of the Quran, according to some interpretations. Christian futurists believe it will follow the resurrection of the dead and the Second Coming of Jesus, while full preterists believe it has already occurred. The Last Judgment has inspired numerous artistic depictions.
last elk
Thx I hate it (time to subject all my friends to it)
short star
Basically
rigid mountain
I think Christianity is a load of inconsistent, contradictory nonsense
God is our father, Jesus is his son. Therefore Jesus is our bro. - a perfect summary of the New Testament
short star
its like
Satan and Anti-Christ come from hell
Everyone fucking dies
And gets judged
Fun fact
It never happened
what never happened?
Doomsday
yeah cause we wouldnt be here then
rigid mountain
It doesn’t have a set date
short star
@rigid mountainjoin our bible session
short star
It doesn’t have a set date
Judging by the descriptions of the world around them it seems pretty old world
rigid mountain
Sounds fun
rigid mountain
Judging by the descriptions of the world around them it seems pretty old world
It was written for the ears of the old world
rigid mountain
<@713567181618675723>join our bible session
Is this it right now?
short star
It was written for the ears of the old world
Sounds like a oversight by the author
rigid mountain
Go talk to an old man in a box
short star
Sounds valid
humble shadow
Egg, wanna do a bible session?
I love reading sci-fi :D
rigid mountain
Tell daddy what a naughty boy you’ve been
short star
Automod
short star
<@456226577798135808> go ask an old man in a box
whats going on, you mean i should ask a stranger to join my cs2 lobby?
rigid mountain
Actually saying what you’ve done wrong is important, theological or not
short star
humble shadow
short star
whats going on, you mean i should ask a stranger to join my cs2 lobby?
Do you have a local church?
yeah
rigid mountain
Catholic?
short star
Go repent there
short star
(The other ones are all a bit silly)
Average catholic
@rigid mountainjoin my cs2 lobby
pretyy please?
rigid mountain
Average catholic
One of them believes in an angel named Moron
rigid mountain
<@713567181618675723>join my cs2 lobby
I don’t play cs2
short star
I don’t play cs2
if this continues i will be the root cause of the day of judgement
short star
if this continues i will be the root cause of the day of judgement
You will be the Anti-Christ?
rigid mountain
Go on
And that he gave some guy more commandments on a golden tablet nobody else has ever seen
short star
You will be the Anti-Christ?
short star
And that he gave some guy more commandments on a golden tablet nobody else has e...
That just sounds like religion in general
humble shadow
One of them believes in an angel named Moron
Makes more sense than an old guy with a stick separating an entire sea for some people to pass. I feel like if he had that power to do that he had the power to, I don’t know make a bridge or something.
short star
Makes more sense than an old guy with a stick separating an entire sea for some ...
he entrapped the enemy
humble shadow
https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-inspiration-inspirational-quotes-inspirational-...
Roblox 🔥
humble shadow
he entrapped the enemy
What does that even mean? Was he cranking 90’s or some shit
rigid mountain
Makes more sense than an old guy with a stick separating an entire sea for some ...
It’s more cinematic that way, they were lead through the desert by a fire tornado after the angel of death killed every firstborn Egyptian son.
Old Testament God had a sense of style
Finesse
short star
What does that even mean? Was he cranking 90’s or some shit
no the enemy followed them. after they passed the wall of water came erupting on the enemy
humble shadow
It’s more cinematic that way, they were lead through the desert by a fire tornad...
If he had the power to move mass bodies of water, I feel like he’d have the power to move that same body of water into the fire stopping the fire
rigid mountain
The fire was on his side lol
short star
If he had the power to move mass bodies of water, I feel like he’d have the powe...
god gave him the powers at that time
Religion is such a pile hot garbage it makes no sense and inconsistent as fuck
humble shadow
Why didn’t god just do it?
short star
what he gives he can take
humble shadow
Why did he have to hire some old goon to do it for him?
short star
But hey
short star
Religion is such a pile hot garbage it makes no sense and inconsistent as fuck
thats why you should open up cs2
rigid mountain
Why didn’t god just do it?
Because it’s more fun
short star
im gonna die alone
Ok
humble shadow
Because it’s more fun
But my dad said that he didn’t have fun back in his day
humble shadow
https://tenor.com/view/judging-cat-cat-judging-side-eye-bombastic-side-eye-gif-4...
I enjoyed this, no reason in particular
short star
https://tenor.com/view/judging-cat-cat-judging-side-eye-bombastic-side-eye-gif-4...
Go down to your local church and repent for your sins now
rigid mountain
But my dad said that he didn’t have fun back in his day
God had all the fun to himself back then
short star
Go down to your local church and repent for your sins now
Its just a cat !
humble shadow
Its just a cat !
it’s not just a cat. It’s a feline.
short star
That cs2 server
lets not talk about that in here 😭
humble shadow
short star
Alright
rigid mountain
while True:
print("who want to play cs2")
TRUE TRUE
rigid mountain
Python 🤮
short star
WHO WANT TO PLAY CS2?
short star
Play a good game instead
example?
rigid mountain
while (true) {
System.out.println("who want to play cs2");
}
Wynncraft
short star
holy hell no
But
short star
i rather stare at my desktop than to play tf2
humble shadow
<#316978886087016449>
Now we’re talking
rigid mountain
StarCraft 2
short star
i dont like tf2, i get one shot instantly
gusty vale
Maybe get better at the game?
short star
i dont like tf2, i get one shot instantly
Do you play casual matches?
gusty vale
humble shadow
i dont like tf2, i get one shot instantly
“ I don’t like it I suck”
rigid mountain
Skill issue
humble shadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041741529179488321/1109346779742347305...
Enjoyed.
short star
Maybe get better at the game?
yeah but instead of getting better in tf2 i could get better at cs2
TF2 is only fun in casual matches cause you can joke around and be silly
short star
Do you play casual matches?
last time i played there was that case exploit
short star
last time i played there was that case exploit
That explains it
where u would get hats 100%
short star
thats what this channel is for, i learned
short star
thats what this channel is for, i learned
I thought that was a given
humble shadow
humble shadow
Me calling my ex
jolly egret
someone arrest them
short star
hiiiiiiiiii squirrlreles
jolly egret
that's literally what i said!
tardy wharf
tf2 isnt to improve at at all
short star
ikr
thick hill
dark aspen
https://tenor.com/view/its-not-just-a-boulder-its-a-rock-spongebob-spongebob-squ...
... and stone
graceful trench
verbal flame
dark aspen
short star
deft moss
short star
DO NOT PLAY 5 OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME!
Jokes on you I’m using Discord Mobile!
short star
Monster...
Do you expect me to walk around with my pc?
short star
Jokes on you this is webm video
Jokes on you opens file
ruby fog
You can actually play multiple at a time on mobile if they are all linked in the same message
dark aspen
Do you expect me to walk around with my pc?
short star
You can actually play multiple at a time on mobile if they are all linked in the...
True
dark aspen
No, become the computer
short star
No, become the computer
I would like to
ruby fog
I would post 5 but that would be spam probably
Also, I hate the bnuuy
Death
Stupid pancake head
dark aspen
Also, I hate the bnuuy
short star
Stupid pancake head
ruby fog
Can't even hold its ears upright
short star
Hey
ruby fog
short star
Cats lack brains too!
ruby fog
You're telling me this isn't a polite distinguished gentleman?
dark aspen
No thoughts head empty looking boy
ruby fog
No this is what a cat with no thoughts looks like
short star
No this is what a cat with no thoughts looks like
That’s a cat with no brain
The other has no thoughts
dark aspen
cats are indeed cuter
dark aspen
dark aspen
Look at this good boy and tell me any bunny is cuter
It wears a ribbon... but I can't stop laughing...
it's so adorable
ruby fog
It's a bowtie not a ribbon
short star
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433748473335119893/1158004967530037288/IM...
Her name is Sasha
Very cute
(Not mine but still very precious)
short star
This just got real
short star
https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-r...
Do not
short star
https://tenor.com/view/bullet-tf2-heavy-funny-haha-gif-20897357
Boolet
wet epoch
i agree, bnuys, cats and dawgs are cute, everyone has their preferences but they are cute!!! now rise brothers! share your pet pics
short star
Basically MGR
wet epoch
tardy wharf
short star
ionic heron
short star
dark aspen
i agree, bnuys, cats and dawgs are cute, everyone has their preferences but they...
No, the demon core is definitely cuter.
short star
No, the demon core is definitely cuter.
Spit your shit indeed brother
dark aspen
That's a picture of a fake demon core
tardy wharf
there is
short star
DON'T GODDAMN LOOK!
Is it bad?
dark aspen
It's characters having *** with the demon core
dark aspen
I don't know; only caught a glimpse before shutting the door tight, glued that shit up and barricaded with 12 tons of rocks
tardy wharf
filtered
short star
I don't know; only caught a glimpse before shutting the door tight, glued that s...
Respect
tardy wharf
i mean it shouldnt ever reach critical mass as long as you keep it there
naive thistle
How do you *do* that
Well
Actually
Maybe I shouldn't explain there is minors here
gusty vale
gusty vale
short star
Not you
shut robin
short star
shut robin
Or just do it myself
shut robin
Ohio sus
short star
5$ venmo or paypal
For what?
short star
Don't worry about it
Yeah I know
shut robin
Or just do it myself
.
naive thistle
Fold it into an origami heart and offer it to death?
short star
Get married to Death.
short star
Fold it into an origami heart and offer it to death?
What if it’s five individuals one dollar bills
Oh
Wait
naive thistle
5 origami hearts
short star
You are Canadian
naive thistle
Yeah we don't got one dollar bills here x)
short star
I bet you guys use hockey pucks as money
naive thistle
We got loonies and toonies :3
thick hill
Other countries exist???
short star
Other countries exist???
Surprisingly
Apparently there are these things called “Provinces”
naive thistle
One of the things a lot of Canadians can agree on is
We don't know how to draw our flag
short star
One of the things a lot of Americans can agree on is
We don’t know how to do math
(20% of Americans can’t do basic maths)
plain schooner
tbh that means that like 90% can so its fine
short star
(21% of American adults can’t read)
(54% of adults in America have a literacy below sixth-grade level.)
A majority of us are incompetent
Thankfully, I’m not your average American.
bronze spear
One of the things a lot of Canadians can agree on is
Another thing we can agree on: natural maple syrup is superior to the trash known as “table syrup”
plain schooner
Thankfully, I’m not your average American.
im below average 😎
wtf is table syrup
is it like table salt
short star
Water doesn’t exist in Canada, it’s just maple syrup rivers
short star
wtf is table syrup
Average American.
bronze spear
Water doesn’t exist in Canada, it’s just maple syrup rivers
What about the Great Lakes?
rigid mountain
wtf is table syrup
Artificial maple syrup
short star
What about the Great Lakes?
Aren’t those American land?
rigid mountain
What about the Great Lakes?
Their half is syrup of course
rigid mountain
Aren’t those American land?
bronze spear
Aren’t those American land?
The boarder goes through the Great Lakes
short star
Their half is syrup of course
It’s like brackish water but it doesn’t mix at all it’s just a fine line between America and Canada
short star
The boarder goes through the Great Lakes
Good to know
short star
It’s like brackish water but it doesn’t mix at all it’s just a fine line between...
Like oil on water but vertically
Can we all agree that Quebec sucks though?
As Americans and Canadians.
naive thistle
Another thing we can agree on: natural maple syrup is superior to the trash know...
God yes
rigid mountain
All of Canada is just a copy paste of the most generic American suburb, coast to coast
naive thistle
All of Canada is just a copy paste of the most generic American suburb, coast to...
Atleast almost all if not none of our cities flood
dark aspen
Canada is a pseudonym of America ain't 😱
short star
Canada is a pseudonym of America ain't 😱
plain schooner
Average American.
i use maple syrup 😭 like a normal person
short star
i use maple syrup 😭 like a normal person
Which. Kind.
short star
maple
Canadians, beat him to death with hockey sticks.
(Or whatever you guys do up there)
dark aspen
i use maple syrup 😭 like a normal person
Don't use my pronoun so casually bro 😭
dark aspen
That's one of my pronouns tho
dark aspen
Checking for a friend
short star
Checking for a friend
“A friend” huh?
Seems a little suspicious
AS YOU DON’T HAVE ANY
dark aspen
I mean boyfriend- I mean brother- I mean fuck- I mean friend- shit!
gusty vale
dark aspen
Your honor, I rest my case.
Yo- you don't have hoes!
devout pulsar
short star
https://tenor.com/view/scout-memes-scout-tf2-me-when-memes-discord-channel-gif-2...
Get used to it
devout pulsar
never any memes here for me to steal 😔
short star
“There can’t be a homeless problem if there are no homeless people!”
dark aspen
Apparently some subway vents in New York are made so that homeless people can't rest on them
rigid mountain
The benches are also being replaced with weird lean benches that are barely more than a bump on the wall
dark aspen
The benches are also being replaced with weird lean benches that are barely more...
Benches? How the hell can you use them now?
short star
Spikes in front of private businesses…
rigid mountain
dark aspen
What if I run a 20 lap and want to rest on a bench? Do I just defy gravity?
short star
Yes
dark aspen
rigid mountain
dark aspen
THERE IT IS!
plain schooner
Don't use my pronoun so casually bro 😭
what is bro soaying
dark aspen
Look at my bio
rigid mountain
rigid mountain
Look at my bio
Asperger’s is the same as high functioning autism, yes?
dark aspen
Asperger’s is the same as high functioning autism, yes?
They're different, but pretty much yeah.
rigid mountain
I love when my tax dollars go to making poor people suffer
rigid mountain
or exploding foreigners
short star
There is this fun little trick called
rigid mountain
I already do that
copper summit
cant they just do something useful with tax dollars for once
like wiping us all out in one nuclear sweep
dark aspen
The dead grandma supposedly surrendered her corpse for science, sold to military and exploded in "tests"
short star
cant they just do something useful with tax dollars for once
like wiping us all ...
Things just got real
short star
The dead grandma supposedly surrendered her corpse for science, sold to military...
Heard about that
rigid mountain
cant they just do something useful with tax dollars for once
like wiping us all ...
The suffering isn’t prolonged enough for those sadists
dark aspen
Heard about that
Half hilarious and half "ha maaaan..."
dark aspen
Yeah like: who science sell corpses to Military?
short star
that aint science
copper summit
to an irl ragdoll sim
dark aspen
Bro, if science ends up selling my dead corpse to military, I want them to at least make sure they'll use me as a human shell
I want to be fired as a projectile
copper summit
metal af
neat snow
tardy wharf
or exploding foreigners
naive thistle
thats just donating yourself
The idea of donating your body to science is so they can learn things off of it that they couldn't if you were alive
That's why places like body farms exist
They take dead bodies and arrange them in multitudes of different ways and different scenarios
dark aspen
Bro if I wanted them to play barbie with my dead body, I would just say so.
naive thistle
If your idea of playing barbie is having different species of insects introduced to your flesh to see which ones consume you faster or which chemicals preserve or destroy tissue or bone better then have fun
dark aspen
I'm pretty sure there are kids like that.
Maybe not to a sciencific degree, but still.
jolly egret
i want to have my body taxidermied
dark aspen
That must be funny somehow; you get to the living room and there he is: your taxidermied grandpa or something.
wet epoch
GLYPHID DREADKNAUGHT!
naive thistle
Coal miner when he hears his friend pull out a match
dark aspen
Coal miner when he hears his friend pull out a match
Real
thick hill
elfin turret
i want to have my body taxidermied
Gross
short star
deep aurora
shut robin
tardy wharf
bro just posting hydrogen bomb diagram
jolly egret
fathom willow
thick hill
shut robin
bro just posting hydrogen bomb diagram
👍
thick hill
copper summit
why tf did i go out of my way to see if musk and zelenskyy actually tweeted that
shell sparrow
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debating whether i should send gifs since they are usually even less funny than other memes
eh ill only send a few