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I was told I couldn’t use those, not fair!
Fnf fans got scammed ong 💀
Wait.
Hold on a second.
Im literally the guy in the pic.
2022
Blud think he the Eldritch entity 😂
Oh? You thought you had a choice? This is an order.
I WILL NEVER CROSSDRESS
The power of Christ compels you!
Begone demon!
Jokes on you, I don't believe in Christ! The only thing that can repel me are people running around boasting that autism is an illness and that they have a cure for it.
Autism is an illness and I have the cure for it!
if this happened we wouldn't know. We are but a bread crum in his mouth. We could just sit there and chill out for trillions of years. He doesn't have a toothbrush
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You were this close to defeating me @dark aspen but you screwed up.
It's my anti-autism cure armor
Oh
THEY'RE TROWING SERINGUES THROUGH THE SIGHT!?
Wuh.
Now become cured of autism!
Indeed joker, indeed.
But now is no time for celebration.
We must go watch american football and go to the gym along with thinking about the roman empire.
To create a resistant defense against the femboys.
Literally me
Ryan Gosling
Or just execute order 66 with a twist
I suppose we could execute order 66…
YEMEN
BOTTOM TEXT
pause

That's not one letter tho
Lari fans when she steps in the ocean.
You have no idea how much that NPC annoyed me during that quest holy crap
Bend her fingers backwards
40.7 degrees north (latitude), 74 degrees west (longitude)
Does killing the boss in a single hit count as that
Yes.
What? Is this supposed to be my location?
In that case it has been done
Wonderful
I am very tempted to send the weird cat gif
On second thought
I wont because a mod will absolutely slap me into the shadow realm
Smart move.
I know.
Ive seen it already.
Proof?
Delectable
I've seen it!!! Nobody post it for anyone else!!!! I've already seen it!!!!!
Lasang
Lasang
stuffing your face as usual.
I gotta have a good meal
Garfield you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
it's time to kick odie of the table
dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!
time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze
garfield you lazy cat
I hate alram clocks
I'm am hungry I want some lasang
you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield
enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going
GRUB TIME...
where Are the 3-cheese pizzas
I ate those food
where Are the taco shells ?
I ate those food
where did all the hamburger helper go
burp
You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw grarfileld
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Perhaps I misunderstood, forgive me
Forgiven.

Me when I occupy the same space as another object.
@short star do I send the cat gif as a DM, yes/no. Think carefully as it is in fact an abomination, although it IS sfw.
You could but it depends on whom you send it to.
You.
I mean ive seen worse.
Is that a yes?
Shouldnt bother me much especially if its sfw so yeah go for it.
I thought it was a different one thats… quite the cat.
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Imagine recieving this and being bisexual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I've seen it
Bruh
Bruh
i need more
I posted it first
I hope you get badlauck for 1 minute
aint no way adventure time among us
A pair of women residing within a mobile home travel in a circular motion across the exterior of their property (circular motion across the exterior of their property, circular motion across the exterior of their property, circular motion across the exterior of their property).
what was it!
No
It was blatant ban bait, idk what they were hoping for, why they would enjoy getting banned or whatever but it was blatant gross bait
do not ask questions with answers you are not prepared for
They pinged me?
yea
Yea
💀
ffs...why do people do that, its not funny nor is it entertaining
it was awful
i hate having to see that
because its the same image that keeps getting used 😭
yea
Is it a raid type thing or is it just every once in a while a similar account posts the image?
nah its just like
an obvious bait account
their name was ban me if you hate <n word>
so
very obvious
Idk how one would derive joy from posting something obviously against the rules and getting banned outside of the middle schooler “ong I actually got in trouble for that look at how stupid they are” type crap
Knew kids like that, did something obviously stupid then laughed at the teachers when they got in trouble
I mean yea obviously, I was just wondering if there have been multiple similar instances
yea, always such dumb kids...wish people used that cluster of mass inside their skull from time to time....
yeah
there are
Probably the same terminally online dude who just gets joy out of traumatizing young people
I'm kinda scared to see what a mod has to look at and remove every week
I feel like most of the time it’s stuff that barely steps over the line with the occasional trauma inducing crap
I wonder what the people who make those images that other post everywhere think when they do it...
do they ever just stop and look at it
Like a meme that was slightly too mature, some dude who thought it would be funny to spam the n-word, or another dude who thought it would be funny to spam goth nsfw
I suppose only a few people are deranged enough to have the traumatizing stuff saved and then post it
One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those mod screens… What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty….
The discord Mod, a unsuspecting animal of prey to those who choose to break the rules in such a vile way
Though some may dislike the discord mod, the mod is the only thing between them and some nasty stuff
they lie on the brink of the insane and the sane, keeping those from crossing over too far
f
Did you ban them 
Someone spent time doing this
What was it
Oh
Was it naked shrek
no. i made a trial do it 
WHAT WAS IT!!!!!!
NSFW as usual
You see, that's the problem
From what I know it only eats bones
We live we love we die
Yes die already
:3
You realize your post only serves to perpetuate the joke, yes?
I don’t care
Given the context of the meme you sent tho it implies you do care
Nothing happened in Galleon's Graveyard on September 24th, 2023, 14:44
We die, we hate, we truth
Did the gif just get deleted
No, that wouldn’t of warranted a ban, but instead immediate promotion to head moderhater 
what.......
Don't waste brain cells trying to figure it out
lari
Is bad
NIRVANA?!1?1!1?!1
From what I can tell its based off the assassination of some American president
Except they are basing it around the cp edp
I'm not unintelligent enough tho to understand what the hell all the Donald trump images are referring to
The cupcakes tho are a reference to certain things that can't be mentioned here
But the air isn't what it used to be.
that was horrifying
Silly String (physics) :)
Why are they fortnite dancing
Monty Python has taught me a valuable lesson regarding bunnies.
:grenade:
Is it holy tho?
Of Antioch?
Indeed, Joker.
Did you count to three?
Nitrate?
no
Is that not the same thing? If not, what is it?
What in the world is wrong with that steel?
I get it now
😁👍
Oh boy do I have a story about this.
Ill DM it later
It's the same steel zoros sword in the one piece live action is made of
IT IS SUNDAY. IT IS NOT THE DAY TO BE DOING CHEMISTRY
I LIKE THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I CAN GET OUT OF MY AP CHEMISTRY CLASS
Cry about it
I might as well, nitwit
Lolling super hard & attempting to beatbox at the same time. YEET!
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PV=nRT
@mighty tartan @austere peak
I think that's a physics equation
Can relate
It’s both
Even more fun when you get some tiny equation when you know you shouldn't
PV=nRT is physics, but you use it a lot later on in Chem because it’s important for many experiments.
Mostly for knowing how much a reaction used or produced.
hahaha love
love the aerodynamic cow
hate how it's not a sphere
fr no approximations. fake physicists!
No. Uahahaha
Wa-was that a joke?
oh wait they're all deformed
Thats true. But thats actually a cat
Naked cat
where is the funny sound
guys
man, that air time
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Jerb: ...
Thats not a nursery rhyme thats a sin
It's kinda trash
:9
May ur eggs be fermented 😭
Garden Warfare was incredible
its their fucking job 😭
That's what he said
Wha-
My bank account says otherwise
What about anime aerodynamics 
Me and the boys Taylor expanding at every given opportunity
What about Sagittarius A*
Good morning volt seven
can only rely on the penrose process for this one maybe
otherwise u will perish
Based
Not really. 
I mean
When someone is hired to make music
Them making the music is technically considered their job
It’s not their job to make it exceptionally good though.
Well they could make it shitty
Exactly
They still did their job.
Therefore making it so he didn't do his job correctly
Ok so @austere peak
Just very poorly…
Because if you did your job they would accept it
A group of first year students just made a massive boo-boo
Basically
One high voltage supply is now very very broken
The entire labroom smells like burned plastic
And the floor breaker annihilated itself
But even then they could have made it decent or acceptable but they decided to make it excellent.
They also melted an entire breadboard
How you may ask
The answer is
I have no clue whatsoever how they managed this
You should let them work with the more advanced but older instruments now. They will make sure, that you get a new batch of instruments within next week ;)
😂
Ok so this is actually unironically very bad
Because this means the fume hoods stop working for a few seconds
Till their back up supply kicks in
Chemical engineering also has a practical at the moment
no director is gonna tell someone to not make good music, they're always expected to use their talents to their fullest.
Just wait till they make some meth or something
You have no idea…
you're right! i don't!
THEN STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE ITS A FACT
i meant i have no idea what you're talking about, you can't just go "you have no idea" as a counter lmao
provide a little substance
the director of the agency that has the artists though
i was using director loosly anyways, the person directing the artist
Never in my life have I heard of a music agency
you have no idea...
Which is usually the artist?
One word: Bromine
Tell me a music agency then
Oh dear.
its a two word google
now thats contradictory? so theres no one at all telling the artist what to do?
Usually the artist is just told what kind of music to make and then they just make it
yes, and they're never gonna say "don't make good music"
they just tell them what to make
As long as it’s acceptable they did their job it dosent have to be exceptional.
@short star what potion effect would this give
When chugged
yes, it doesn't have to be exceptional but thats not something thats verbally communicated
its an unspoken standard
"exceptional" work is subjective anyways, so its not like they can verify it. they usually just expect the best work said artist can provide
Is that OJ?
Definitely strength with a side effect of liquid diarrhea
You say that like you work in the industry
do you?
Wrong. Kanye West is liked by everyone.
thats what i'm sayin!
I have friends who do but I do not myself
@short star kanye west or ed sheeran?
I am living evidence that confirms that is total bullshit
None of the above
i also have friends who do. my dad actually works for nintendo and my other dad works for roblox and hes gonna get your account banned
Very funny
Yeah
I said it
I hate rap
It’s genuinely the worst form of art
I dont know why people like such an abomination of music
Dont call it 'art'
Kanye aint a rapper
Hes a vision
A vision of a better humanity
Antisemitist controversy
cough
What
When
I was about to say that
Nah this guys actually saying kanye is good i thought it was a joke
@short star
Finally we can agree on something
So u and @short star actually share an opinion?

You're welcome 🥰
Kanye bringing world peace, again
🤝
Certified gigachad.
Thats extremely backwards logic
I hope they are
Lmao
What happened?
What'd you try to say lmao
You will perish to the Witch Slap of God
Ah
Bioluminescence
Are you referring to our friend here or kanye
In the Netherlands we have this politician
Who is literally going insane atm
He publicly claimed that the government is being run by lizard people and that the moonlanding was staged lmao
He also tried to start his own currency
And his own school system
And religion (?)
Yeah but it wasnt lizard people it was piglins
And stuff like that

Zombified or not
Well
Bateman and that yakuza guy
Tbh bateman and kanye would be great friends too
Ok good
No
Arent both mentally... ya know
Is the netherlands technically in the overworld or is it still the nether
Let me build a portal one second
I hate these gifs...
He ruined my dream journal! I did not!! Mr Electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!

Chat fr i moved my chair
And some girl got pissed off
And thought she could lecture me
Dude
Bend her finger backwards
Make her experience
MORTIS
Real
At least you have seen
Yea
fair enough, it's this
Morbius
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🐡
Chat is that real
idk chat
Chat is this real
This actually wont work
You cant reliably use the == operator with strings
You need to use the .equals() function
equals()
You can tell this person had literally one lecture of java and went "real programmers" hahaha
put some bullshit recursive method in there
I have the body of a pig!
i thought that was the mistake he was going to correct but he kept it there lol
Bruh.
Oh no... I knew there was that mistake, but I thought it was if I used the equals function.
Fixing it right up
And also, you Do know in terms of programming languages there's: Java, Python, Kotlin, C++, C# and so on so forth. And you expect any programmer to remember precisely what the equals function do? (Though I do feel pretty sad that I mixed up the two of them since I felt the most confident in Java)
choose 1 
... it is one of the most basic things in java. It you're proficient in other things, do that instead.you should like, try to run your code before making the meme?
I tried to base by memory
I'm proficient in C, C++, python, and java and i can remember the equals function
And my memory was flawed...
Further more, other languages also have trouble comparing strings like that
Further more, you used incorrect syntax, the strings aren't defined. I know this sounds dumb, but String has to be capitalized, can't have a lowercase s
No wonder she is accusing him of not making sense
Frien
I also was uncertain of which one was the correct one...
Mtf spotted
Is this better?
Even if it's a silly little thing, I can't have it flawed on god.
all my joy... vanishing... Now I only got grapefruits 😔
Instructions unclear, eyeballs got replaced by pomegranates.
What’s the joke of this meme anyway?
private void printGreeting(String word) {
if(word.equals("Hello") || word.equals("Hi")) {
System.out.println("HiHi");
}
}```
Ok that's cute af. Thank you
Guys i love you all
Thank you for the good memes 🥰
That programmers don't make sense if they speak in programming format to normal people.
Well, it's more to examplify that programming languages are meant for writing format than speaking format
That’s true by definition
there just
French is the same way
is no funny
💀
its not making fun of anything
its just
"this is how things are
"
while even getting the syntax of the code incorrect your first few attempts
😭
I know...
I should never allow myself to base off my memory even for the simplest things it seems...
But at least I do make funny memes... sometimes...
if (coffee.isEmpty()) {
refill();
} else {
enjoy();
}
Ok, I love that one
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Lmao
Wait wha-
In China they eat dog
I know
Good
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Outdated Covid meme or commentary on some new end of the world made in China?
( •_•)
Its just a joke about how basically everything is made in china.
the CIA is made in china
That's why I'll never send my dog to a trip to China
the chinese also created the simpsons 
gumball meme.
no se si arrepentime o sentirme orgulloso de este video
voiced by @MysteryMilk
idea from @bojerim and some random guy on twitter idk
Shit, I’m out.
GG
wrong post
THIS ONE IS MINE
Blueberry with burger actually tastes good
Not super uncommon to see people put blueberry jelly on their burger
It’s not a bad combo
its mold 
no it doesnt
only in america i guess
I promise you it doesn’t taste bad
A mix of sweet and savory is good and that’s literally what this is
Like Bacon and Maple Syrup
It’s not that different, you just need a decent combo lmao
if the sweet and savoury is like fruit salad with cheese then it still sounds fine
Like obviously certain Burger setups won’t work with it
ig yea depends on what else goes into the burger
what the fuck
Try it out one day
Thats more than extra
I don’t think that’s cheese
I think that’s like lettuce and the cheese is in the middle of it and the burger
That guy isnt allowed to eat fruit salad. Dw
Whoever eats fruit salad with cheese is, first of all, a skinwalker
Second of all american
Im racist towards my own country
God I hate Americans
and America
Same
Still… WHAT?
Nooooo. Don't get me wrong. Hot as in freshly baked bread
What does "Goon" mean in this context
I've never seen that before
I swear i have a hitlist. Everybody posting these trash gifs are on it
In case of an investigation by any federal entities or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party. I do not support any actions by the members of this group.
Buffoon? Minion? Idk man
They’re not trash
They are the root cause of C
They're comically satirical
Jokes on you im on mobile!
Discord on Mobile sucks so bad that the joke is honestly on you for using it lol
Thats a different joke though
So jokes on you
Opinion on carrot cake?
For some reason, people think a cake can’t exist if it has vegetables in it.
But carrot cake does, and it’s good
hello
Our generation is lost
So true fr fr skibitid toilet true
It's always been there lol
What
are you guys going trick or treating?
taking away your black card
are you guys going trick or treating?
are you guys going trick or treating?
The factions...
are you guys going trick or treating?
are you guys going trick or treating?
are you guys going trick or treating
squirley that's a bad meme to bring back
let the private die in peace already
the war is over
we're free
I may be an adult but that isnt stopping me from doing shit
(He's going trick or treating)
WE GONNA GET THAT BAG (candy)
How did you get that pic of me?
It spreads its shitass flavor onto every other fruit
I just wanted the blueberries bro
I despise cantaloupe I'd much rather be eating watermelon
I have my ways
cantaloupe tastes like water with a little bit of ass mixed in
That is perfect
I love this response
cantaloupe tastes like it wanted to be sweet but didn't try hard enough so you have this sort of gross attempt at sweetness
Cantaloupe is good
Manaos...
manaus...
Roadkill
... ok?
first good woe opinion in years
Soda body pillow...
Wait are these body pillows
Yes
Always have been
The soda is only 11 😭
japanese culture moment
"guys i SWEAR its not normalized pedophilia"
KIL LYOURSEFL!!
Whats normal there is unacceptable here
People need to learn that
are you saying that normalized pedophilia is ok because of cultural differences
that doesnt make it morally good
How do we tell him?
a brawl is surely brewing
True I dont want to get into the technicalities
So uh
what technicalities
Argument over
pedophilia is bad
Im not getting into how humans work biologically
"technicalities"
aint no way bro just said that
you cant refute him, he said no
anyway it doesnt matter how you think or act, pedophilia is morally objectively bad and anyone who tries to argue otherwise is mentally ill
Completely correct
You're doing the right choice
Humans shouldnt even be living past 30
But we do due to civilization and medication
@sleek glacier i will bend your fingers backwards
bros defending pedophile sympathizers 💀
its so over
I dont think people should do it
Di-
Children arent mentally developed enough to make those decisions
and do it twice over 🥰
for what reason? because its bad or because you'll get incarcerated for it?
idk why you're defending pedophilia like straight up
We arent defending it
I'll murder you.
We are just saying its not morally incorrect
If you bend my words. One more time.
which in turn is defending it
Close minded individual
you're saying that in the absence of a developed society, pedophilia is ok
i am bending no words
Its not ok its natural
You clearly are
You definitely are
saying something you dont like is not bending your words
someone check his search history
Its all curseforge

Im not saying people should do it as children shouldnt be making sexual decisions at such an age
there are certainly natural things that are very morally bad
i dont see your point
That's not "something you don't like" it's straight up saying that me, telling him to not go into technical details is the right choice since it's a bad idea to get into the topic, is considered defending pedophilia!
Bruh wtf
You straight up bent my words in an impossible way
you reacted with a check mark to this statement
Because he Is right
Message link moment
there you're defending pedophilia
“In the beginning, God created the Skibidi and the Banban”
But that doesn't make pedophilia right and we know it
glad we could get that cleared up
Depends on your morals
Exactly
I have absolutely no morals whatsoever
there is an objective sense of morality and to argue there isnt is to be barbaric and ignorant
You are currently being barbaric and ignoring our words.
I had a stroke while i was reading this not that you did anything wrong its just a coincidence
im addressing everything you're saying
unlike you, who just used the word i used in a different way while not addressing my statement's meaning at all
Morality is a very subjective
There is no “Morally correct decision.”
Those dont exist
My morals are “The ends justify the means.”
Oh no don't say that...
except there are such things as morally correct decisions and you're just denying that to be edgy for some reason
So if it requires the death of a hundred newborn children to save some species form extinction
Its worth it
To what end. You wonder. What do we speak of? To what end?
First thing to come to mind
thats "the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few or the one"
Isn't, moral based on opinion?
not whatever you said previously
God im playing too much FAITH
Absolutely
I struggled to word that apologies
killing innocent people is bad, anyone who argues killing innocent people is good is mentally ill
Just realized I was reading messages from 2017 wondering why I hadn't hit current yet
If it takes a death to give a hundred people food for a night its worth it
thus as a mentally ill person (psychopath) you are invalid in deciding what is morally good
Morally good is subjective
Invalidated
thats not whats being argued, is a reasonless killing of an innocent morally good?
morally good is objective, people who are mentally ill (psychopathic) cannot decide what is morally good
But for what purpose?
"reasonless" implies no reason you goombart
lets say the murderer thought it was fun
I'm too lazy to read all of this, who is based and who is cringe?
It’s subjective morally good depends on morals
therefore if someone argues killing people is good (mentally ill, psychopathic) then that opinion is invalid
Bad
Oh... that's a question even I can't argue with.
do you believe in an absolute sense of morality
No, most decisions of morality fall into a grey area
we are arguing over whether there is an absolute sense of morality
murder is, in fact, bad
Shouldn't... the convo be moved somewhere else?
uhh yeah?
google altruism
but in the extremes, you agree there is a sense of objectivity?
It's gonna spoil the memes
it started as someone saying pedophilia was "technically" wrong
Everything goes into memes
I do enjoy killing a good rapscallion
what are the implications of "technically"
egg is saying its not morally bad, just socially bad
