#memes

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hasty olive
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cheesed to limit you

neat snow
misty veldt
quiet gate
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what even is that

neat snow
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A potato I'm guessing?

quiet gate
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man that looks like a very deformed potato

misty veldt
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Sweet potato

quiet gate
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looks mutated as hell

misty veldt
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How do you expect how potato looks like ?

hasty olive
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do you not have the potato reference library installed?

neat snow
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I should 😔

misty veldt
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I don’t know how potato should look like maybe pyramid shape ?

naive thistle
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All potatoes are deformed

misty veldt
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Like my brain

naive thistle
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If you find a potato that's round don't trust it its a lie

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It was chemically conceived in a lab

hasty olive
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'tis a cut gem, really

neat snow
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gulugulu gulugulu

naive thistle
# neat snow

I hear gulugulu gulugulu after I drink a bunch of liquid and shake my body

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No fish required

neat snow
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I-

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hm.

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I see

misty veldt
# neat snow

Fish makes love in water that means when you drink water that makes you a fish lover

misty veldt
neat snow
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amazing photo

naive thistle
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That's one to break into a vault

neat snow
naive thistle
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Mr chedda was accidentally sat on

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He became a pancake

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Also is it just me or do they all look like teenagers

neat snow
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uh

misty veldt
neat snow
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oh god I felt that in my nose

naive thistle
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Never do this ever

misty veldt
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🤣

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When you do it with your nose it taste salty

neat snow
serene stirrup
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WTF

quiet gate
naive thistle
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Honestly if they don't use that dome for some jokes like this I'll be mega dissapointed

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It's already a waste of electricity and money might as well get some use out of it

thick hill
naive thistle
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Anthony is typing

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Oop he's gone

quiet gate
serene stirrup
quiet gate
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  • how much electricity does it consume
naive thistle
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Too much

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Use it for something else

quiet gate
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I hope the military actualyl uses the Rods of God on it

indigo dust
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I think the background text from the king should be a copypasta

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I think you can turn that entire wall of text into the premise for an anime

sly osprey
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it definetly does

ionic heron
harsh sphinx
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source?

harsh sphinx
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typical liberals 🙄

raw pollen
raw pollen
quick pelican
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what

raw pollen
quick pelican
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hold up

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u got some explaining to do

quick pelican
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it's joever

raw pollen
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😢

shell sparrow
serene stirrup
open portal
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Leave Alice alone

dense onyx
dense thicket
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It is 9 AM
I have not slept

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I feel singled out.

tropic yarrow
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Go to sleep

dense thicket
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sleep is for the weak and the reasonable, and I am neither

raw pollen
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glad to see schizophrenia representation in Wynncraft

alpine moss
raw pollen
misty veldt
paper prism
ionic heron
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Dark souls death animation dear god

velvet vector
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lf more memes

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the 7 minutes without memes are too much for me

fair solstice
coral surge
# fair solstice

Used to doodle on my tests until the teacher told us we could turn them in

fair solstice
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I still do

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Once drew my math teacher smoking a fat blunt

coral surge
queen furnace
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Who tf chops a banana

cerulean cove
remote relic
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accept that you're gay and you won't have to bother

inner kettle
quiet gate
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erasure

torpid peak
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bro that spone kid is a toxic femboy

alpine moss
torpid peak
dense onyx
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Brother what?

hidden fractal
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mfs getting ready to type in 'morph the nothing' after someone asks if someone has a non mythic build

queen furnace
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well i mean it's good

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i use it

hybrid hill
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i thought it was nerfed

hidden fractal
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i mean i never used morph the nothing

fair solstice
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Just give them a crafted build nerotroll

hidden fractal
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me after i found out what the elves did

thick hill
haughty herald
haughty herald
cerulean cove
hidden fractal
haughty herald
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you wouldnt

cerulean cove
haughty herald
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uncomfortable

severe trout
hidden fractal
naive thistle
haughty herald
naive thistle
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Don't listen to the person above that meme is loud

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Turn down your volume a bit

serene stirrup
short star
quiet gate
naive thistle
quiet gate
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it means Bismillah ilrahmeh ilraheem

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or in english terms: “in the name of god, the most gracious and the most merciful”

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each ﷽

hasty olive
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because having one character for all that is important

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anyways i believe this is an act punishable by death upon sight by moderator

quiet gate
haughty herald
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break the rules

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i dont run the server

quiet gate
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Is it against the rules?

haughty herald
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no idea

dark aspen
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I don't think you're name contradicts any rules

haughty herald
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but you can break them anyways

dark aspen
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It's not a slur for what I can tell

quiet gate
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Rule 7 might be the closest no innapropriate names.

dark aspen
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Nor the n word

quiet gate
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maybe no spamming?

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there now it should follow the rules if it was No spamming

haughty herald
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who cares

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you'll get notified if it breaks the rules

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otherwise go for it

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just tell someone to grow a pair if they start whining about it

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you cant send the nword

dark aspen
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No spamming?

quick pelican
quick pelican
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@quiet gate youre gonna get banned for not breaking any rules just because the mods said so

quick pelican
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they do

dark aspen
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Hey it's a meme chat; I can post memes if I want

quick pelican
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no my thing got auto deleted

dark aspen
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Ah

quick pelican
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and i dont feel like retyping it

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actually i will

quick pelican
# quick pelican they do

i love it when the mods explicity tell me what im doing IS allowed then i get banned because some content team member birches about it

fair solstice
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No mute?

quick pelican
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see thats why i shouldnt have been banned because the mf straight up defamed me

quiet gate
hasty olive
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why's it got earrings

quick pelican
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gotta love it when someone doesnt understand correlation != causation

haughty herald
naive thistle
hybrid sedge
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glad you've stopped doin it and are actually like, participating in a meaningful way now

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no joke

quick pelican
hybrid sedge
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you do a little trolling

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fuck me this server's emotes suck ass

quick pelican
hybrid sedge
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case in point

haughty herald
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isnt it case and point

quick pelican
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no

humble beacon
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how do i get access to the gold rush cave

hasty olive
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give homeless people pickaxes

humble beacon
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skipping that one then

brisk hedge
naive thistle
short star
remote relic
short star
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it was me

quick pelican
remote relic
short star
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yes

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by me

still flax
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why post again

short star
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and i did it again

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pancake bnuuy

still flax
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not even reasoning

short star
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indeed fine sir

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there is no need for dispute or disagreement

still flax
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dispute is not required if you admit your mistake

short star
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it is not a mistake

short star
short star
fair solstice
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Splendid

short star
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pancake bnuuy

fair solstice
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Yes

quick pelican
still flax
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is that not enough

quick pelican
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but you didnt touch grass did you?

still flax
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i did

quick pelican
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either dirt or cement

still flax
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there is a heavy amount of grass on the trail i went to

quick pelican
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no one ride it or what??

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how does the grass come back

quiet gate
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i mean they could be in bumfuck nowhere

quick pelican
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probably ive been on some trails where it just goes through a field

short star
dark aspen
quiet gate
dark aspen
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What if she did and found it childish anyway?

elfin turret
dark aspen
random tiger
jolly egret
random tiger
# willow fog

so being racist is require to be a good graphic designer

rigid mountain
willow fog
willow fog
# dark aspen

I will never understand how a shit ass horror game have a huge fan base

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"guys this horror game lore so good guys 🤓"

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Jpeg jumpscare

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So much fun

rigid mountain
elfin turret
willow fog
fair solstice
willow fog
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Ah sorry i dont play enough to consider myself a tf2 player yet

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Im on the grind

restive rune
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soon the new batch of recruits will be ready and racing

fair solstice
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Yes

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The new rocket jumpers

willow fog
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Most sane valve games fanbase

unique osprey
gray valve
willow fog
random tiger
desert condor
willow fog
jolly egret
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what is a touho

desert condor
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I think it's popular mainly due to the music

desert condor
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honestly, for some reason there's a bunch of songs that sound really positive and upbeat but are about suicide and depression

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that's one, another is "no title", an american one is "all the other kids" or whatever it's called

knotty hound
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pumped up kicks is the song name

naive thistle
quick pelican
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and yes i live in america so i thought some shit boutta go down

desert condor
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like the speaker system

quick pelican
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airport i wouldnt care cus theres thousands of people, strict security, etc

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but at school nah man it hits different

desert condor
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yeah, fair, it is a song about a school shooting

quick pelican
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especially with a shooting happening 30 min away from me and fake threats the following week

naive thistle
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It's about shoes

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Silly

quick pelican
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still absolute 🔥 tho

desert condor
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is it? I've never really cared to pay attention to the song fully so idk if it's just a massive misunderstanding

naive thistle
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No it's definitely about a school shooting

desert condor
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oh ok

naive thistle
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x)

desert condor
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still, why are there so many songs that are oxymoronic

quick pelican
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because theyre good

naive thistle
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Cause music is free

desert condor
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actually, never mind, I don't really know any "paywalled" song other than the "live" ones but the lives can be recorded and the song doesn't have to be played live

naive thistle
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No I didn't mean cost

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I meant like

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Nvm

quick pelican
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thank you toothpaste man

quiet gate
desert condor
naive thistle
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About 7 to 8

quiet gate
desert condor
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I see

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so... counted it all, 32 is max?

desert condor
quiet gate
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1 secx

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sec*

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it means Bismillah ilrahmeh ilraheem
or in english terms: “in the name of god, the most gracious and the most merciful”
each ﷽

desert condor
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oh... man, religious crap

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honestly, "merciful" god my ass

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the entire reason life exists is because of natural selection, the cruelty of nature

quiet gate
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yeah each little thing

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is 1 Unicode character

desert condor
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I see

tribal pecan
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dang you are gonna be happy with that outlook on life! can't wait for your future

desert condor
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I, cannot for the life of me, see how something with like 15 sylables can be a single character XD

quiet gate
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I dont believe there is a god personally

desert condor
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yeah, me neither

quiet gate
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If there was he would have killed me already

desert condor
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but if there was, it sure ain't "merciful"

tribal pecan
quiet gate
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im just downloading unlisted videos rn

tribal pecan
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one person says that he would've killed him already and one person says he is not merciful which one is it

quiet gate
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downloading a hour long video about allegations take a while

desert condor
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like, even in christian lore, "god" kicked humans out of paradise because of a single mistake, and even now, with whoever their god is, the world has hunger, starvation, suicide, war crimes, slavery

jolly egret
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that’s not god’s fault that’s pandora's fault

tribal pecan
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If he intervened in everything wouldn't that just make us slaves?

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and pawns

quiet gate
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I mean technically we already are

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Fate exists

tribal pecan
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that is the stupidest thing to argue because you can't prove nor disprove it

quiet gate
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same thing about god

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Did god even exist

tribal pecan
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No there are ways that he is proven real through the letters and messages and the history

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while fate is as real as area 51 containing aliens

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can't prove nor disprove really

quiet gate
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True.

desert condor
quiet gate
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Also true.

naive thistle
quiet gate
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It could be writings from a mentally fucked man

tribal pecan
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with how much backing they have you really can as example how the entire book of john was found almost word for word in the Dead Sea caves or whatever the holes are called

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also that would have to be a lot of mentally I'll people

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ill*

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because It was written over hundreds of years

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technically a lot more if you count genesis

quiet gate
glad sinew
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As I recall hearing, Genesis, by some scholars' conclusions, was written in retrospect by Moses, under the guidance and dictation of God.

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Along with the other first 5 books of the bible

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(I neither have citations for that, nor do I wish to be cited on the matter)

quiet gate
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So summary god MAY exist

tribal pecan
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yes but I am talking about when the events occured if you take into just the writer than yeah but it still took place over hundreds maybe thousands of years all combined into one book which means many crazy people would need to put there same crazy ideas together

glad sinew
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A quick Google search shows a consensus that there are 40 biblical authors throughout history, only 35 of whom are named.

quiet gate
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So lets go under the assumption that God DOES exist

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He should step in sometimes to help us out.

naive thistle
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Last time he stepped in he caused a flood and genicided the entire planet

quiet gate
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sometimes, atleast

glad sinew
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I have seen him do so in the lives of people close to me, and I believe he has exerted an not-insignificant influence over my own life.

quiet gate
tribal pecan
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He does you just don't realise it because it isn't made as obvious as a burning bush

glad sinew
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Two people close to me (who, to my knowledge, have no relation to one another) have been cured of celiac disease (a digestive disorder) in an instant.

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Healings which were confirmed by medical tests (specifically bloodwork)

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I understand that these unverifiable claims of healing are coming from an effectively anonymous person on the internet, so use whatever degree of skepticism you deem appropriate.

naive thistle
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People in the future (if humanity survives that long) will be so lucky

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The advances of medical technology once we better understand the better as well as regular technology will make treating even life threatening diseases trivial

tribal pecan
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true

quiet gate
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I would be shocked if humanity survives for 300 years

glad sinew
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It is unfortunate that those same technologies can be easily and cheaply weaponized.

naive thistle
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No amount of praying will stop the advances of humanity's cruelty

glad sinew
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Eh, humanity likely will, but society as we know it probably won't.

tribal pecan
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Besides all of humanity becoming good people

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but that's impossible

glad sinew
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Oh that such a thing were possible.

naive thistle
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Well

glad sinew
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Alas.

naive thistle
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Technically it is...

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In a sense

tribal pecan
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how

naive thistle
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Youd just have to commit the worst war crimes ever known throughout history

glad sinew
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It's about as possible as a naked singularity. All the odds in the world stack against it.

tribal pecan
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If a person kills a murderer has the number of murderers gone down though?

glad sinew
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If that person already was a murderer, sure

tribal pecan
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lmao

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let's imagine they weren't yet

naive thistle
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One person kills for the sake of taking peoples lives for their own pleasure, one kills to remove that person from the world

glad sinew
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then they'd simply need to kill more than one murderer. Your point?

naive thistle
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Letting that person live would just cause more deaths

tribal pecan
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Life in prison ez

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😎

glad sinew
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Frankly it would be quite the logistical hassle to maintain a constant number of murderers whilst using murder to reduce the human population.

naive thistle
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Have you heard of the death penalty

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Seems like an easy solution to your problem there

glad sinew
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The death penalty is not administered by a new person each time, though, nor is the person who administers it subjected to it.

wanton sparrow
tribal pecan
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Ye bro see little timmy over there he stole candy from the candy store death penalty time

wanton sparrow
naive thistle
glad sinew
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Though I suppose a much easier solution would be to have every existing murder kill only non-murderers and never each other. That would solve the constant-murderer-quantity problem.

naive thistle
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Dresses normally not like some anime weeb

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Plus white is God awful to clean

wanton sparrow
wanton sparrow
naive thistle
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What's that face for

glad sinew
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anyways that's enough post-midnight philosophy for me, gn

wanton sparrow
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Implied say gex

naive thistle
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Night twage

naive thistle
glad sinew
naive thistle
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I may not have an iq or be book smart but I've absorbed and memorized a lot of random info online

wanton sparrow
wanton sparrow
naive thistle
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Long legged beastie

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Completely chill and relaxed

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Sublime perfection

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Also

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Is that a stack of wooden logs

wanton sparrow
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Yes, we had a fireplace in that house

naive thistle
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Lucky

naive thistle
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That's because they intentionally dress and look in a manner of speaking

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Girly

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So while your brain knows they are in fact a guy, it's processing them more so as a female due to their actions and whatnot

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Either that or your secretly still in the closest and need to come out

ionic heron
astral wing
raw pollen
queen furnace
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that's a murderer, right there

deft moss
dark aspen
velvet vector
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why are you behind the cow

vapid otter
ancient merlin
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youre riding on a cow

dark aspen
ancient merlin
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read yhe caption

ancient merlin
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b-baka!!

dense onyx
dark aspen
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I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!!

velvet vector
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I DIDNT EXPECT THIS!

dark aspen
hidden fractal
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with tasim coming in as a close second

slim plover
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General Graken is still the best waifu

unique osprey
gritty parrot
dark aspen
haughty herald
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no one has yet mentioned that sam o'nella uploaded

still flax
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he uploaded a while ago

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i think he finished his college education or whatever

naive thistle
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Also

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Why do you keep swapping from green to white olaf

misty veldt
dark aspen
thick hill
gritty parrot
dense onyx
elfin turret
quick pelican
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no way x videos in memes chat

haughty herald
quick pelican
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its a video from X

haughty herald
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ah

pure cosmos
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my ears

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omfg

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so much regret

neat snow
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I was like in disbelief the first time I saw that I was like "THEY MADE ROCKET LEAGUE IN CS?"

haughty herald
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i was expecting it to just be a simulator of people saying racial slurs

hybrid hill
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its ok people made that too

haughty herald
vapid otter
haughty herald
knotty hound
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just stumbled upon this on my youtube recommended

raw pollen
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and yea he did post this in #your_work a while ago yesterday

knotty hound
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ah

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have all other channels muted other than memes

hybrid hill
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wtf

remote relic
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here have a blunder from me making the map

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blame @neat snow for the ping

raw pollen
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based?

neat snow
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The only channels I frequent are wynncraft, general, memes, and vip_room

dark aspen
neat snow
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Sorry man I was providing moral support

dark aspen
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The best of all support.

tardy wharf
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i frequent dn

dark aspen
haughty herald
remote relic
remote relic
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real

haughty herald
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if thats a slur in japanese blame someone.

hybrid hill
remote relic
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ew guild community member

hybrid hill
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wtf...

haughty herald
dark aspen
# haughty herald

I kind of want to be pet actually... I don't know what that says about me though.

haughty herald
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or lonely

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or both

dark aspen
dark aspen
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yooooooo

thick hill
remote relic
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REAL

raven pike
neat snow
naive thistle
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But if you go beyond that

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Your dead to me

serene stirrup
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Beyond that being?

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Neck scratches?

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Belly rubs?

short star
short star
dark aspen
short star
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damn got me there but

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consider the following

dark aspen
graceful trench
fair solstice
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Thank you

hybrid hill
graceful trench
hybrid hill
molten zinc
dark aspen
naive thistle
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Imagine what memes channel could be like if people didn't have a 5 second attention span and didn't send the same meme multiple times in a row 😔

dark aspen
molten zinc
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Imagine what memes channel could be like if it was unmoderated 😔

dark aspen
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That'd be bad

remote relic
# hybrid hill

what the hell is he doing there!!!!! it's a highly radioactive area

remote relic
molten zinc
dark aspen
short star
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pancake bnuuy spreads

molten zinc
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[Y’all] NEED TO STOP WITH THIS [Soft Coding] STUFF!

  [You Are] GENERALLY REFERRING TO REMOVING [Repeat Loop] CODE  – AND [Factual Statement] ,THIS IS A GOOD THING, [normally].HOWEVER, THERE ARE [Dós] REASONS AGAINST THE ATTITUDE AROUND [This Particular Principle]

FIRST, NOT [Every Single] SITUATION [Specifically Requires] THIS TYPE OF CODE STRUCTURE. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE OF SMALLER [Experiences] MADE BY NEWER DEVELOPERS. WE SHOULDN’T [Dodge] ADDING CERTAIN [Quality of Life] FEATURES SIMPLY BECAUSE IN A [Correctly] CODED GAME IT ISN’T NECESSARY. THIS [Dòs]N’T POINT DOESN’T APPLY SPECIFICALLY TO THIS [Lively Chat] but I see it BUT I SEE COMING UP FREQUENTLY SO [Here goes nothing]: A LOT OF PEOPLE TAKE THIS WAY TO FAR.

I HAVE SEEN SO MANY [Epic Gaming Experiences] WHERE THEY DO [Crazy Epic Way] THINGS LIKE S[&$!] ITEMS ON THE GROUND TO LOAD INFORMATION AND [Random Other Reasons]. THIS IS [Very Very Extremely Bad]. DON’T SACRIFICE CODE LEGIBILITY AND EFFICIENCY SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY [b e l i e v e] IT MAKES [Hyperlink Blocked] EASIER. THERE IS A [Fragile] BALANCE BETWEEN WELL DESIGNED, EASY TO MAINTAIN, AND [Efficiency V] CODE.SOFTCODING IS NOT ALWAYS THE WAY TO [Advancement] THIS BALANCE. SO PLEASE, JUST THTINK ABOUT THE SYSTEMS YOU’RE DESIGNING AND THINK IF ANYTHING IS ACTUALLY [Getting Better!]

TO LONG, DIDN’T READ? HOW ABOUT READ SOME [Furry Fanfic]!&!@$!&!!&$1!!

quick pelican
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has it really become that famous of a copypasta

molten zinc
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no?

quick pelican
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ok good

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keep it where it came from

molten zinc
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where did it come from?

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i copied and pasted it from a old post in this channel

quick pelican
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one of the diamondfire discords

molten zinc
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LMFAO it originated from diamond fire?

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didnt see that coming but makes sense

quiet gate
quick pelican
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its a server

quiet gate
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pancake bnuuy

dark aspen
naive thistle
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Waste of food

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She doesn't deserve supper

hushed light
quiet gate
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I mean she is a bnuuy

quick pelican
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looks like a human to me

quiet gate
#

she is pretty fuckin dumb

quiet gate
# quick pelican looks like a human to me
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hasty olive
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i don't think you get to refute "looks human to me" with lunarians

jolly egret
quiet gate
austere peak
quiet gate
#

pancake tower

sudden kiln
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touhou

quiet gate
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tenshi WITH DRIP

austere peak
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no way

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this is a touhou channel now

quiet gate
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We are liberating the #memes channel now

austere peak
quiet gate
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wrong one oops

hybrid hill
jolly egret
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No.

hybrid hill
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what...?

jolly egret
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I do not approve

hybrid hill
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your execution is scheduled in 3 hours

jolly egret
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can you make it sooner or are all the times before that full

serene stirrup
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No u

astral wing
quiet gate
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no touhou post in a while

plucky pulsar
elfin turret
still flax
quiet gate
still flax
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that one

quiet gate
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WHAT "THAT ONE"

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THERE IS A LOT OF POSTS

still flax
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it’s that one

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very easy to tell smh

quiet gate
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MFER WHAT

still flax
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ok?

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you’ll see

quiet gate
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bruh the arabic lettering just brings up my profile

upper yarrow
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What is a touho

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I came here for memes and it’s all touho

still flax
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anime something

serene stirrup
raw pollen
quiet gate
still flax
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don’t do it

quiet gate
warped ibex
still flax
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let me edate Rythm#3722 (it has been in my personal server for years and i haven’t removed it yet)

warped ibex
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bro what tf is ur name @quiet gate

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what does it mean

quiet gate
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each little fuckin﷽

warped ibex
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ok ok

quiet gate
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btw ﷽

warped ibex
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i know the whole hting

quiet gate
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is one character

warped ibex
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i dont know the arabic toi english spelling

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just hte words

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bro so ure username is dua

quiet gate
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English motherfucker do you speak it

warped ibex
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bro is praying dua every time

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bro is about to eat

still flax
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yeah that is what my muslim friend does say before eating

warped ibex
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bro

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ive been around muslims so long i know the entire freakin fatiha

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or at least most of it from memory

warped ibex
still flax
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i know of muslim culture but i don’t know any arabic

warped ibex
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have u tried pinch and twist

still flax
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nah not yet

warped ibex
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cool aah language fr

still flax
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same

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i’m hindu too

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you from tamil nadu or what?

warped ibex
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nah bro

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im not a rich indian

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im telugu

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andhra ally

still flax
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that’s where my dad from

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my mother from uttar pradesh

warped ibex
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utp

still flax
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my dad’s from kakinada

warped ibex
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KAKINADA W

still flax
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true

warped ibex
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indian spotted

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are ur parents goated

still flax
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yeah they are

quiet gate
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wtf

still flax
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we having indian convo get outta here

quiet gate
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Im just downloading some shitty reuploaded anime and i tabbed back in what the fuck

warped ibex
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my dad is from chicago, my dads dad is from visakupattnum

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i cant spell it right

still flax
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you live in the usa or what?

warped ibex
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my mom is from hyderabad

warped ibex
still flax
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damn

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i’m sorry for you

warped ibex
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goofy place fr

still flax
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i live in maryland

warped ibex
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everyone is so competitive

still flax
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had to take shelter from a tornado today

warped ibex
warped ibex
still flax
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normal maryland

warped ibex
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its not even part of tornado valley

still flax
warped ibex
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alley*

warped ibex
still flax
warped ibex
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bro im going to college in about 5 days

warped ibex
still flax
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i’m gonna be a junior in high school in two weeks

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give me advice

warped ibex
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do ap if oyu want

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or dont who cares

still flax
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i’m taking it too easy

warped ibex
still flax
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i ain’t getting the straight a

warped ibex
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bro get the straight a

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oyu have the brown blood in ur veins

still flax
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yeah i gotta grind

warped ibex
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bro its not a grind if you use ur head

still flax
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fr

warped ibex
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its junior high u will be fine

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just think

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and dont play video games until after you do ur work

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do oyu have ib in maryland

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international bacchelaureate

still flax
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yeah but i ain’t taking it because it relies on you having to do full language credits

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that’s gonna kill me

warped ibex
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ye

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its also extremely challenging

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i did

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i did ib

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not worth it at all unless u plan to go to college outside the country

still flax
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yeah

warped ibex
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if you want a challenge do it

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i like a challenge so i enjoyed it

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but otherwise dont bother

still flax
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i’m taking some ap classes next year, mostly ones that i’d enjoy

warped ibex
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hgap?

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euro?

still flax
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like ap environmental and world history

warped ibex
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whap is a slog

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be ready for notes

still flax
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that’s fine

warped ibex
#

apes is goated

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w class

still flax
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good to know

warped ibex
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think about fulfilling college credit

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it saves a lot of money long term

still flax
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i’ll be taking community college courses in senior year

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already decided that

warped ibex
#

good

still flax
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i ain’t getting a scholarship

warped ibex
#

check on what classes are taken buy most colleges

still flax
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my school is way too competitive

warped ibex
elfin turret
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Yeah

warped ibex
#

d

still flax
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also i’m in the 8th best school in md

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so very competitive

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my brain fries

warped ibex
#

JKJKJKJK

still flax
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nah it’s all good

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one of my friends is trying to get internships

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he almost got one as a freshman

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he has a massive brain

warped ibex
#

bro

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internships shmimternships

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go have fun and do stuff

still flax
#

he do that too

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we hang out like daily

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i’ve lived 2 blocks from him half my life

warped ibex
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does he talk about his acheivements or what he is working on or does he do so when asked

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i have major respect for him either way

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freshman internships is insane

still flax
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yeah he has shit planned out

warped ibex
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still, it shouldnt pressure you to do the same

still flax
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i won’t

warped ibex
still flax
warped ibex
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🗿

still flax
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also how much does the sat matter

warped ibex
#

my biggest advice

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live ur life dude

still flax
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i am

warped ibex
still flax
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what

warped ibex
#

if you fail ur responsibilities then you lose opportunities you could have had

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and thats just a bruh moment at that point

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nsmqt is the official PSAT you take as a sophomore i think

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or it might be junior

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not sophomore, junior

still flax
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yeah it junior

warped ibex
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thats the national merit scholar qualifying test

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nmsqt

still flax
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imma try to grind for the psat and sat

warped ibex
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you need to get at least a 1470 to get national merit

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although the baseline changes every year

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if you get national merit and become a finalist

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you get hella scholarships

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my national merit buddy got PAID to go to college

still flax
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i always could take it multiple times, right?

warped ibex
#

by the college

still flax
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oh

warped ibex
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nmsqt is one time only

still flax
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ok so i’ll grind for that

warped ibex
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i got a 1430 on it, biggest mistake of my life

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alos

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also

still flax
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yuh

warped ibex
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have you already started the sat grind

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ur a freshman then right

still flax
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nah

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i’m going to be a junior

warped ibex
#

ok

still flax
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3rd year

warped ibex
#

start right now

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like tomorrow

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when u wake up

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go to khan academy and grind out all the writing sections till you 100% them

still flax
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yeah i will be at the start of the year, i got a tutor and everything lined up

warped ibex
#

and then keep grinding them till you can do them no problem

warped ibex
#

become a god of sat

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the actual SAT doesnt matter too much

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aim for a 1500+ but it doesnt matter if u get it or not

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remember that the NMSQT is the most important one

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dont worry of u dont make it tho, just work hard in other things and scholarships will come

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my twin brother bombed is nmsqt and he got a full ride anyway bc of grades

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i go to a stingy ass college so i didnt get paid a lot

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it is what it is

still flax
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alright

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do clubs matter a lot?

warped ibex
#

but after nmsqt just focus up

warped ibex
#

especially leadership positions

still flax
#

yeah i be doing those

warped ibex
#

stick with clubs a long tim

#

e

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that shows dedication

still flax
warped ibex
still flax
#

no leadership positions

still flax
warped ibex
#

same

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wait what

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why

still flax
#

yeah

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parents

warped ibex
#

rip

still flax
#

scared of covid

warped ibex
#

yeah

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i get it

still flax
#

it’s understandable

warped ibex
#

regardless get over it

still flax
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but i got slammed

warped ibex
still flax
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imma join some different clubs

warped ibex
#

i got obsessed with robotics and solar car, i put safety third

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got into a lot of accidents

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injuries lmao

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hopefully you didnt do that

still flax
#

so grades went down

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no studying ability

warped ibex
#

the only grades that really matter are in ur junior year

#

junior year is the most critical year

still flax
#

yeah ik

warped ibex
#

good

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do ur best bro

still flax
#

thanks

warped ibex
#

i hope i didnt seem arrogant or whatever

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and i hope i helped too bro

still flax
#

nah you being helpful

warped ibex
#

dm if you have any questions

still flax
#

i’m doing volunteering

warped ibex
still flax
#

that’s good right?

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yeah

warped ibex
#

yeah, do you enjoy it?

quick pelican
still flax
#

yeah i do

warped ibex
#

good

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thats the most important thing

#

the more fullfilling stuff you do the better you feel

still flax
#

teaching little children how to do math is so easy too

warped ibex
#

bro that sounds cute af

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w mans

still flax
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nah one of them kids flips me off every class

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he 8 years old

warped ibex
#

bro got attitude

still flax
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he watches ishowspeed

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that’s what

warped ibex
#

does the idiot bark?

still flax
#

idk some parents don’t pay attention

warped ibex
quick pelican
still flax
#

i can’t

quick pelican
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man

still flax
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i wish i could too, but it’s quiet in the learning center i volunteer at so i’d stick out like a sore thumb

still flax
#

i don’t get it

quick pelican
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bro aint even getting paid 😭

warped ibex
#

parents are like that

quick pelican
#

me personally i would never deal with 8 year olds for free

still flax
#

most of them are fine

warped ibex
#

nobody gets an accurate objective guidebook to parenting

still flax
#

just that one mid kid

warped ibex
#

so people do the best they can with what they have

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who knows, if oyu keep showing him kindness you could be his rolemodel

still flax
#

nah but we live in a good neighborhood and everything

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his parents just don’t care

#

they’ve also raised other kids

warped ibex
#

are you kind to him at least

still flax
#

one of them is 21 according to him

warped ibex
still flax
warped ibex
still flax
warped ibex
#

thats all you need to do fr

still flax
warped ibex
hasty kettle
still flax
#

he could have been a “mistake” child for all i know, but i’ve never met the kids parents, which could explain why they are so laid back with him

still flax
warped ibex
#

bro

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my biggest advice is the same as before

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enjoy urself

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i found that school feels less like a chore when you like what you learn

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and you will like what u learn when you need to put in more work to be happy with your accomplishments

still flax
#

i’m also trying to improve myself, exercising more, just going outside

warped ibex
#

and ur extracurriculars should just be stuff you like to do

warped ibex
#

if you achieve or feel happy doing one thing, you begin to feel happy doing manythings

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during my senior year i was spread thin from robotics and excersizing while tackling the IB workload and school

quick pelican
#

at least for me

warped ibex
#

but i still did astonishingly well in my opinion because i loved doing robotics, calisthenics, and classes

#

i was just doing my job

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summa c u m laude is banned?

#

thats lame

quick pelican
#

i dont think its spelled with a c

warped ibex
quick pelican
#

oh what

still flax
warped ibex
quick pelican
#

oh

merry jay
#

summa

warped ibex
#

bro ib senior year is a warcrime

quick pelican
#

thats such a weird word or phrase whatever tf it is

warped ibex
#

just like how run in japanese is a slur in english