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use my phone
shoutout to @odd basalt for bypassing the filter and calling me the r slur
made me find this video again
when did this happen
ok but when
squish
i will be taking those ankles
I think, rather than struggling with the camera, it's more the camera is what happens when u eat dry ice... essentially die struggling
makes sense
the irony
sbittedf
Are you not aware of The Hanging of the Fat Man
Nuh uh
that violates so many laws
nuh uh
dude have you been living under a rock
if the rock is the moon just like everyone else here than yes
funny
It literally is?
Tmr will be another r/place
Whoever posted this Knight vid, thanks
FUCK
well, honestly, I have a small amount of ADHD so, this is not surprising
not enough to really bother me, but enough to be annoying
didnt read it because its small and im tired and the bottom part pops more (the punchline is usually the last thing)
I read the second part of the meme and now I'm questioning whether my life was a lie or not
fuck..
do you have a video file of phone guy singing ballin
no
https://tenor.com/view/seal-cute-seal-seal-cute-gif-25869508
tf2 summer update
wtf
Ikr
I mean my subs are also kindof 🥴 but they're better than that
Cucumber tho 😭
There’s a ton too
I get weird looks for mine
I get them to put every kind of meat they have on, and then loads of cheese
but like just cucumbers and olives??
That doesn’t sound bad
THIS DOES
Gotta try it before judging
What if it’s actually the best subway sandwich on the face of this earth
mine definitely is
there's just something about that processed meat and cheese subway have
This is amazing
bro how did you get a picture of my shopping recommendations
In a forest perhaps?
YOU LIVE IN SILENT HILL!?
yes
Dear GOD!
They put opium in it
cat on crack
weezer is the whitest white guy music ever
tally hall
25$ gone just like that
what is your favorite music
thats just an lgbt allegory
ok true
song?
yes
runaway
this my favorite kanye song https://youtu.be/DSY7u8Jg9c0
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have you heard jesus walks?
his opinions reflect into his music
ass opinions ass tracks
his earlier work was really good
I think among us is the single worst thing in human history - like in a billion years when we all in the simulation you gonna get the red imposter twerking on your "screen" with ear rape among us sounds
true
No
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this just looks genuinely interesting
Isn't that the "huh?" dog?
yes
Splendid.
that's my ringtone
I hate when that happens to mine
McDonalds manager throws a blender at customer for throwing food
💖 83
COUNTER!
I really wish fast food employees were exempt from the law in these cases
i told you he'd be back
I'd love to see them splash some hot oil on people
Wait that's illegal?
Man society is messed up
i dont think its illegal but they usually get fired
It unfortunately counts as assault
it plays like normal
descend
I might notice it
how do they get out of the theater…
portals
at the bottom there is a door
You ever heard of flipnote
Sometimes life isn't always action and excitement
I mean technically if they stopped wasting the sacrifices and started sending them to the kitchen the famine wouldn't be so bad
so true
just eat them
💀
Don't skull react me you know I'm right
if they each just ate a leg, they should be fine
a hand for each child
the organs are just free for all
Soylent Green
26 hours 34 minutes and 59 seconds of fictional racism
your memes here! No NSFW memes.
nsfw
beef in 10 years gonna be like this
i dont see a hard hat
very unsafe for work
I never used a hard hat on construction sites
dumbass
real
No I just never did cause I couldn't
I was always working up in the joists or tight spaces and the hat kept getting in the way
Sometimes it didn't even fit
he has no safety harness which makes it unsafe. He's at least like 15-20 feet in the air. That is enough to kill or seriously injure himself if he were to fall.
A hard hat would do shit unless he managed to land square on his head
real
typically you want to tie it to the nearest stable object. In this case it's the metal bar thingy supporting the lifting mechanism.
I trist that forklift more then I do a tall ass ladder
There are just better ways to approach what he was doing though, lol. Ways that ensure safety and protection.
Like what
A tall ass ladder
There is nothing he can tie himself to in any scenario here
Bucket truck
That's essentially the same thing as a forklift
But it's at least 17 million times safer
Trust me being that far up on forks is never fun no matter how solid they feel on the ground
If a machine that heavy tips over by you standing on its prongs there's a problem
It’s too late chat, @crimson mural is forklift certified!
It's not a matter of tipping over it's just that a bucket is designed to have a person in it, forks are easy to fall off of
Well that sounds like a personal problem
So what I'm hearing is that you volunteer to go up on the forks next time :)
Yeah so do I, but that doesn't make it safe
Safe only exists so people feel secure that they won't get sued
Because you know some idiot will not listen to procedures, get themselves injured and then blame the company
That and to stop people from falling off forks 15ft up
Also workplace safety regulations exist mostly so an employer can't fire you for refusing to do something unsafe
If I want to work on top of a 15 foot forklift at the sake of my own health an employer should let me
I think you just need a bigger ladder
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wtf is oppenheimer?
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what is this even from
I love how the funny accent slowly fades in
curcuit
what
@elfin turret i dont like people named ethan
ok
So what your saying is
If English was a consistent language we would all be a mix of French and Scottish
Got it
yes
it didn’t work for me :(
honestly, at the end, this sounded entirely like someone who is part Swedish and part French
honestly, that's exactly what would happen if we really met a god "Guess I was wrong" (though, no idea why there's a picture of burning as that would not have atheists believe in a god)
u fall into a lavascape after you die, that does not confirm an existence such as god, it only confirms there's an afterlife
he's just getting cremated after death
Wtf are you watching and going through the comments of
found you
shut the fuck up
with love
Bro what
I remembered that meme that goes like "ur mom, no offence"
Ou yeah btw
Yo guys look at this funny sticker I just found!
BRO put a jumpscare warning... smh
same thing
It is
julius caesar was a fun unit
my class had to make memes about it
i made like 8
are those mutually exclusive?
Chad.
No you’re doing both at the same time I presume
no i finished the video???
And then you don’t find another one
But you instead check if your opinion is validated by others?
there is no opinion to have about the contents of the video
you’re grasping at straws olaf
is this ai generated
no
i was the driver
it looks like someone transcribed a dream into a video while drunk
It's live action
were the ducks paid actors?
No, they were the directors
This must be what being on drugs is like
And also I feel like I dreamt of this before
stole this from olinus’ discord
I was projecting
bro wtf did i find on yt XD
what does "will the nether to the overworld be fixed" even mean
luckily we will never have to know, as it has since been fixed
Probably the old jank with nether portals failing in every way imaginable
Which honestly adds to the realism, because interdimensional portals are notoriously unstable
why does this song go so hard?
honestly, no matter what song u put in front of me, if the design changes to a beat, I'll enjoy it just by watching
which is honestly the reason I enjoy watching "Just Shapes And Beats" so much
Five nights at freddy’s meets shitcore
it has english lyrics but YT-DLP doesnt post that
The nether generator maybe?
holy shit you just reminded me of the nether core reactor from pocket edition
i used to play that on my kindle
Real ogs remember this
Oh damn
The good old days
Simpler times
I don't
I remember well
omg you just bought a whole wave of memories sending this pic
ik man i miss it
fuck bedrock and the microtransaction hell it turned into
give me pocket edition back
at 21 seconds in it becomes shit
i feel vocaloids ruin songs
thats your opinion
IMO if vocaloids are tuned correctly (like that one) it can still make the song go hard
this sounds very defensive
if they removed the vocals
the song would have been in my playlist within seconds
You say this because you can't understand what it says
so true
Gonna be honest i agree with the other person, the vocaloid sounds good
i hate vocals it general
It does yes
no it sounds like shit
agreed
Shit has many sounds joe
Call me 'Winter'
depending on its consistency
vocals ruin so many good songs
my opinion
was in the middle of typing and only saw the symbol and not ur name and was too lazy to click profile, my bad!
Mate if you want the song & lyrics... here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrHTI04i9yk
(you need captions on)
ok but do you have the song without the vocals
i just went to 40 seconds and it gets worse
its not that i cant understand it its that it just sucks
vocals ruin songs
mf that is the whole point of rap 💀
exactly
I love the entire song
cause rap is bad in its entirety
ever heard NF?
rap is so aggressive
i agree
Bro hates poems
i just dont like rap
ever heard NF?
i love poems, not rap
🤝
whats NF
a guy
makes sense
NFrealmusic. Official YouTube channel for NF. Find more music, videos, and shows at nfrealmusic.com
listen to one of his songs
rap is so much more aggressive than rock or metal change my mind
But I agree, I don't like rap either, at least the kind of rap people seem to be into.
a lot of it is people that cant sing or write for shit and use all 2000 buttons in the studio to make it sound half decent
i can never figure out what rappers say either i swear they just speak gibberish
and thats why i like NF
cus hes not garbage modern day unintelligible no voice rapper
yeah
this song is unironically pretty good
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literally the only song that i like with vocals not that i would put it in a playlist
bit id vibe to it
the remix is better!!
I don't know, it's not the same thing without vocals
choose your paper shape!
Where are the great value blueberries
none fuck off
OH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BAIT AND SWITCH?
NO THIS IS A TOUHOU SONG WITH FANART
can u post some blueberries instead
no those still suck
you deserve enternal darkness
i just dont like those
That’s not a meme
We only talk about memes or politics in this channel
i have blueberries in my garden
Well now I'm jealous
Why can't the voices in my head sound cute and friendly
I want a refund
The voices in my head:
be careful for what you wish for
That's right; a lot of demons hide themselves as "cute and friendly" creatures.
ok
I have never understood why that's a problem for people
Voices?
You either have demons that sound horrible or demons that sound cute and friendly
They are still demons
Might as well have the nice sounding one
This was so much easier to do when people spoke Latin
But that's exactly where the problem lies, the cute sounding ones just trick you more than the ones plainfully blunt
That doesn't sound like the demons fault just sounds like the person's fault tbh
Demons have rights too
Welcome to memes chat
Rarely get anything funny here
ive been here for a while
Either people spam the same image or post speech bubbles
but i never got a welcome though
sounds about right
I'd say this place is mostly funny
it has ok memes
You had to learn someday
Of course it's broken
I've watched sword art online and didn't regret my time.
you must not have watched all of it
i will never watch anime ever again
hilariously bad after the first season?
Couldn't stop laughing
only one i watched was indigo league
Like women…
careful before they ban you for misogyny
Sort of yes. I could understand their intentions in some scenes, but the way they tried to display it was just hilarious
(you can get banned for simply reacting with a thumbs down on "exclusively women")
Only if you don't treat them right
even if you treat them right
stop posting this
I simply reacted to your comment
could have just used the reaction feature
i carry water buckets for a reason
ok
why did this post at like 10PM get attention
why did my post out of all things
stole it
cuz funr
hegh hegh hyeh fahck yyou!
the orb is hilarious lookin
how is this stupid virtual shark child so popular
It's a virtual shark girl, why wouldn't she?
because touched-starved redditors
also i have no idea who posted it before
damn thats the most real response i have ever heard
i hate virtual wo- wait
i hate vtubers
sounds less funny
"They're all males"?
Most of the reason why vtubers are popular is touched-starved people
real
you didn’t
I'm considered a 'weeb' cuz i have fumos and watch small amounts of anime
im not fucking kidding
im considered a weeb for that
"small"? must be nice...
small? pathetic
whar
did i stutter
what type of addiction is it
I remember that shark girl before she was a shark girl
But fumo though.
And just some drunk lady shitposting
shiny object syndrome i believe is the term
I posted this
fumos are like a cult from an outside perspective atleast from what i can see
wooper
but am i wrong?
it feels so cult like
I don't understand the hype for fumos...
thats all i know
Tf is a fumo
tf
google 'fumo plushie'
put a jumpscare warning
i feel thats a bad idea
The fumo "cult" after I tell them I want to quit the group:
whats so cool about them
they look slightly unnerving
(Please tell me if it's innapropriate and I need to delete it)
i think its fine
but why is the following of fumos so strange
and occult
like isnt there like a whole fetish surrounding those things
isnt like plushophile or something
That's what google says
im pretty sure ive heard about a subreddit on it before
so its touhou
so yes then it is a cult
I mean, I guess it's similar to liking genshin impact
so its 100% a cult
touhou is just anime undertale
I knew I might have said something disagreeable
its an anime bullet hell
The touhou fans:
how is freddy fazbear have anything to do with touhou
^
fumos is venom
thats how imagine it
hm
I mean, it is a cult thing, to waste money on useless cult merch for useless purposes
dude
thats capitalism
ok now everything makes sense
Zacha boy when he says something that is literally capitalism:
i didnt expect to see a blue waddle dee with purple feet tposing in space today
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/583357143441342471/1132111364035448852/image.png saw this in dfs discord and thought it was funny
Yeah, the weather is peculiar today
It sent me to a plant vs zombie server
ok
I literally took all risk no reward kinda stance by accident
well
Trans flag coloured I like it
casually ignores the text
DO NOT DO discord .gg /gotouchgrass (not in this server since it will be deleted)
ok but why
go do it in like a private DM
is it like REALLY bad
yes
oh
not gore bad
I didn't lie though, so I must have been blind
go look no balls
women when you say no balls
i feel like this is a horrible idea
Do it no balls you wont
you literally told me not to minutes ago
Why don't you click on something you should absolutely click on instead?
i am physically stopping myself doing it
do it.
i like this though
peer pressure
You clicked it didn't you?
You killed an innocent cat
Your curiousity to be satiated
Or "thing"
i think i know what it is
Your curiousity quelled
i really dont want it to be
wait
i have an idea
THE INTERNET
anyway im gonna chicken out so i dont do it
just do it in a DM
Getting traumatized over Winter's stupid great idea:
yeah
The air outside smells like pollutants
Car exhaust
Smog
Sometimes cooking food which can be nice sometimes
People
Whereas my home smells clean
my uncle’s house smelled like smoke
air conditioner didnt fix that
id go outside anytime there
Well that's your uncles fault
you cant convince him to not smoke in his own house
Smokers don't realize how bad their smoke is but yes your right
One of the few times I enjoy going out is when it's raining or after it's rained
Cause it smells clean
As good as that meme is all I can think about was a suckling baby was taken away from its mum while feeding x)
It's probably confused as shit
They probably can't even see too
I love this
Gnome appreciation
that hurt me
CHOOSE WISELY
The music used is "Chicken Fried" by the Zac Brown Band:
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Remember it's never to late for an abortion
They clearly need one
narrated memes make the memes themselves lose their comedic value
only a TTS voice keeps the same comedic value
not wrong actually
Disagree get Gianni or Luke on something it’s funnier 100%
i disagree with YOU!!
true
i mean its sometimes funny if its a tumblr post
sometimes yea
I see it's spreading, good.
Moderators, remove this man's skull
Bro
Nah mate you make sure they have no one else to be a cameraman so you can get away with doing shit like this
I dont get it?
skill issue
reading diff
She is talking about how much the airport has improved, claiming that the flights are usually on time now. The board says otherwise
lol
ever few days or so
I check to find memes I like, and Im not sure if saying this server doesn't dissapoint is a good or bad thing
ah yes... now i get to taste what foreign cuisine tastes like
im going to so look forward to exposing young children to the internet
very insightful commentary on the russian revolution
might as well sell the whole body. he wont know
"Did you take a gray bike from these railings on the night of the 25th?"
"You are GOING TO DIE!!!"
Didnt gianni start voicing furry smut
Tough shit but VAs take commissions I guess
Check his Twitter
It was posted in this channel
That he has a whole new account for nsfw furry stuff
This is me trying to make memes: thoughts?
pretty ok just that the alignment is a bit wonky
I mean, I am easy to satisfy
I like... good memes
THIS ISNT A MEME WE EED TO HELP
Goddamnit, I have a lot of dark humor memes, but if I post them I might get banned
DEFEND THE LORD
Indeed
I mean it kinda is a meme because of amogi
I'm sorry I doubted you
never gets old
NOOO
yes yes very good
British people preparing to put beans on bread
this again
i do it just to piss people off
hey... how about being smart and... instead of aiming at vitals, aim for the chest
I mean honestly, if I'd be faced with a walking knight armor and all I had was a gun with a bayonet, fuck this shit I'm running away.
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what the actual fuck
game theory
So Tenet is a prequel and a sequel at the same time I think
I don't play d&d whats the funny here
You don’t have to play D&D to see what’s funny
The card used, from what I’ve heard, is worth thousands
If I ever get rich imma buy that “the one ring” card and do this w/ it
Why a fucking black lotus
It's a MTG card
the best asmr video of all time
Dunno does it play dnd
WoTC is DnD and magic
im posting this again, its still fucking baller
i know, i'm the nerd, i'm smarter than you
says the man with a weeby ass pfp
the only thing good about your profile is the jirachi art
im posting this again, this becomes shit 21 seconds in
Says the man with the weeby ass pfp
so thats what this banger came from (joke)
sotrue
My man never heard of /j before
man i love 's music. i meant 's music. i meant 's music wait why cant i say his name
jack hammer
this is how any easy demon with a wave part feels to me
man built different 💀
One must imagine Freeman happy
One must imagine the player angry
One must imagine irony
My SoA
there's nothing to indicate it's an A
how do you not grow a centimeter in those 10 years
dwarfism
at some point you'd just luck into finding the right sizes
get good
@neat snow
It's me Gordon
Barney from Black Mesa
About that beer I owed ya
My So7
closer but still far
tbh its also not an n
tbh it looks like the letters were drawn on via phone editing
so id give it some slack
they also couldnt color pick the right background color
lmao
jesus christ
its like the opposite of ocd made real
Protein
shuttup and observe him
500 calories
WTF
you could hit him at LEAST a couple hundred meters with the right golfclub
top right sticker
you're either a mtf or a hard bottom
Why is Fish in the lion king font
Olaf stop digging into people's lives
you're weird
but you're not contradicting me
thats the telling part
theres no judgement attached
you're not less for being either
im just saying
Mad respect for mtf people, mobile task force work is tough af
yeah but you're snooping into stuff you shouldn't
HE SENT THE PICTURE
It’s public
fair
circus
but it always starts off with the basic stuff with him
One Thousand Burning Farts
That doesn't sound like a practical or cost efficient method
I believe you should use another
Of course it matters
You could just be creating extra work for yourself afterwards
Which is never fun
reaching for the bodycam
It won't scan, what's the QR code?

ok now remove the image
leave just the text
and post it in this channel
remove the discord
its both
every single person who has EVER joined wynncraft is a furry
wynncraft > wynncraft discord tho
thats true
You can self project all you want but I am not and never will be a furry
Even if I ever had the slightest notion of being one, I am way too poor
I live within my means
all your friends are becoming ones
5 stages of grief: denial
lol
thats kind of the idea behind illegal substances in for example sports
The only thing I'm in denial about is why I'm paying taxes to a government that still won't fix my road
"You can self project you furry but i am NOT a furry cuz FUCK that furry shit if i ever was a furry i would like NOT be a furry FUCK that shit fr"
easy solution. start an uprising. become leader. fix the road. then give back leadership
I loved the old psa's
They were shit quality and goofy as hell but funny
