memes

[leaden tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996942029353402469/1125462853307076688/yo_meme_is_against_rules_xd-2.mp4

[mighty tartan]

I'm not getting trapped with Krinkles, he's the one getting trapped with me.

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-high-contrast-gif-24961625

[hasty kettle]

i just follow the rules of the meme

[naive thistle]

: )

[coral canyon]

They have to pay for healthcare if they are in the US that is

[rigid mountain]

Their parents pay for it though

[coral canyon]

oh yeah i forgot

[crystal hare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773108055558455296/1123217782276890634/caption-1-2.gif

[remote relic]

bcurry no...

[gray valve]

Where is gold?

[raven valley]

Damn that’s a good one

[limpid olive]

The Diamond Monkey is stronger

[torpid peak]

@ocean wind y is ur name woman enabler

sound lik a karen

[desert condor]

Yoda fudging ballin'

[elfin turret]

Guys is pasta sauce and crackers a good side dish

[cerulean cove]

That's a breakfast meal tho

[elfin turret]

Eh at

[rough quartz]

I trust my pfp with every ounce of my being

[coral canyon]

I do trust shrek

[raven snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300969621102788608/1125531034843361401/mondayleftmebroken.gif

[hybrid hill]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300969621102788608/1125531034843361401/mondayleftmebroken.gif

[torpid peak]

@ocean wind

[elfin turret]

Grandma just said “among us”

[fiery roost]

yes

[ocean wind]

i enable women

[astral wing]

grandma needs to be put down

[torpid peak]

@ocean windthanks 4 helping me

[jolly egret]

can you disable them too

[elfin turret]

PLEASE

[haughty herald]

too many people in general are already disabled

we dont need more

it doesnt improve the quality of their life

[jolly egret]

it was just a question

[haughty herald]

you're disableist

[jolly egret]

you're very accusatory

[dark aspen]

Thanks man

[deft moss]

Welcome.

Ftw!

[dark aspen]

lol

[haughty herald]

the pot calling the kettle black

[wanton sparrow]

Me literally rn

[naive thistle]

This won't age horribly

[winter zinc]

and now im sad cuz skyrim refuses to work on my laptop again

[hasty olive]

firstborn lost forever

[winter zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/re-life-anime-question-confused-gif-13129993

[tardy wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1123726996556480582/togif.gif

[verbal flame]

Dude that's genuinely so sad

[serene stirrup]

Fr actually sad

[north trench]

Sad story

If I did something like that my brother would beat my ass

[fiery roost]

NOOOO

[rugged prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065393620087222323/1125622322708090940/freddysoybear.gif

[hybrid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-doomer-tony-zaret-fail-gif-25574907

[coral surge]

This is my favorite

[daring gyro]

Posting these here too i guess. (originally posted these on #🌎wynncraft but whynot i bring them here too i guess?)

[wanton sparrow]

Lari will NEVER be ballin

[wanton sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-out-cereal-meme-wtf-wth-what-the-hell-gif-20467304

[austere peak]

how does this make any sense

[runic goblet]

it should say 8

[naive thistle]

8 bombs surround it

Add a 9 to the middle

It crafts into a super bomb

[serene stirrup]

Lari will never be not ballin

[austere peak]

yea but why is it a 9

[naive thistle]

There's the 9th one

[austere peak]

wtf

[naive thistle]

It's basic knowledge man

Just need a crafting table

[austere peak]

i missed the new minesweeper update

[serene stirrup]

Lol

[wanton sparrow]

Yea man version 19073858362684827494837274.2 changed a lot

[frail crater]

user sees meme
in memes channel
it obviously contradicts basic knowledge for the funny
"how does this make any sense"

[wanton sparrow]

Meme about trollface using oil to fly
“Bro thats not how oil works”

[storm grove]

They arranged the pixels on my screen in a way that I can somehow gain funny

[naive thistle]

Technically you can use oil to fly

You just can't use it to stop your momentum into the ground

[storm grove]

Also ghost trick fan based

[austere peak]

but how does this affect you personally

[frail crater]

gas leak 😨

[austere peak]

[wanton sparrow]

NO

THE KITTY DIE OF GAS LEAKAGE

SOMEONE FILL UP THE KITTY WITH GAS

[naive thistle]

https://youtu.be/iaVImhkveU8

[frail crater]

[austere peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878667126649532416/1124206764393508864/minor_gas_leak.mp4

[daring gyro]

He ain't lying

[naive thistle]

The cars were simply following orders

They didn't ask where they were going or what their cargo was

[wanton sparrow]

Bro’s about to start the Nuremberg Trials again over cars

[naive thistle]

x)

Although i do wonder

If humans don't exist and vehicles are alive

Does that mean that tanks and artillery pieces are also alive

[wanton sparrow]

“Your honor my client was just being a silly little goose, he didn’t mean any harm”
“He blew up Malaysia”

[naive thistle]

Could artillery shells technically be considered suicide bombers

[still flax]

i wonder how new cars are made

[naive thistle]

This is a very good question

Do cars build other cars in factories

If so who created the first cars

[still flax]

like are metals alive too?

[wanton sparrow]

Is there a car jesus?

If there is a car Jesus how was he crucified

[naive thistle]

Did they stab a wrench into his sides and did oil and wiper fluid come out?

[wanton sparrow]

Did 9/11 happen in the Cars world? While Cars 1 is happening are soldiers waging a war on terrorism in the Middle East?

[still flax]

they put him up to a cross and nailed all his tires

[naive thistle]

I feel like there was an army of black and red Volkswagens at one point

[austere peak]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-mechanism-gif-27337191

[still flax]

what about a car buddha?

he just sit under a tree too?

[naive thistle]

There are too many questions not enough answers

[still flax]

we can’t answer everything

[naive thistle]

I feel like they created a universe built on shoddy and weak pretenses in the hope no one asked them

[still flax]

yeah

[wanton sparrow]

They thought that the kids who grew up watching Cars wouldn’t come back years later and ask these questions

[naive thistle]

If the hindenburg is alive

[fiery roost]

cerazy

[naive thistle]

And it carried a bunch of cars within it

Would it feel their deaths as it itself burned

[wanton sparrow]

Would you like a little sausage with that cheese biscuit?

[naive thistle]

That's not cheese

I refuse to accept those yellow plastic squares as cheese

[austere peak]

thats industrial glue with yellow textile colouring

[wanton sparrow]

Also known as “American Cheese”

[serene stirrup]

Carsus yes

In the holy car manual

[still flax]

nah those are freshly made plastic coasters

[serene stirrup]

Why so much cheese

[still flax]

not enough

[austere peak]

cheesed to meet you

[naive thistle]

That cheese does actually contain microplastics so

[serene stirrup]

[naive thistle]

It's technically plastic

[austere peak]

the authorities cant find enough evidence to make the charges stick

[austere peak]

i love it when the cheese merchant in ahmsord said this line

[naive thistle]

Stick a tree tap into the belly button and let it flow

[serene stirrup]

Mate

No

Vessel cruelty

[naive thistle]

Your the one who said it's full of soup

[serene stirrup]

I didn’t make you say this

[naive thistle]

Butterfly effect

You post a meme and there's a chance woe says something weird

[serene stirrup]

I don’t like you

[naive thistle]

That's because you don't know me chere

I say much weirder things then this

[crystal hare]

soup ✅✅✅👍👍👍

[astral wing]

woe

y r u i

is

i x2

[naive thistle]

I don't speak this language

[astral wing]

learn it then

[naive thistle]

I don't want to

[ripe terrace]

不要

[naive thistle]

It seems horribly inefficient for communicating

[astral wing]

its easy

you just need to donate half your soul

[daring gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/1054950966769745981/whar.gif

[naive thistle]

I don't think I have that much left

Can I pay with another person's?

[astral wing]

τι λέει αυτός ο άνθρωπος

[astral wing]

lakki kan kee ta'uu qaba

[naive thistle]

I don't speak the language of trees

The dryads died long ago

[astral wing]

devenir arbre

[naive thistle]

Alright that one I don't recognize

[astral wing]

of course you dont recognize it

nobody wants to recognize the french

[naive thistle]

I speak English and Canadian

[astral wing]

canadian is just english

[stable dagger]

No

[astral wing]

but you add aye at the end of every sentence

[stable dagger]

The z

[astral wing]

oh right

z doesnt exist in canadian

[naive thistle]

We also change every about to aboot

[fiery roost]

send link

[elfin turret]

https://youtu.be/feeLrcJpc1Y

[wanton sparrow]

Ain’t no way they said Google is dying

[fiery roost]

what dose it mean

[elfin turret]

It kind of is

[fiery roost]

tell me what does it mean

"a peaceful day in corkus"

[pearl flint]

me who uses firefox ¯_(ツ)_/¯

manifest v3 ain't gonna effect me

[naive thistle]

Look at the numbers

[fiery roost]

oh

whats the copypasta

[gritty lichen]

it would be funny to see matt gaetz meet with susie from deltarune

stained, brutal karma

[fiery roost]

heh

[serene stirrup]

69

Nice

[last dove]

ive started something
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119538362609578074/1125686334665789640/image.png

[wanton sparrow]

I am laughing out loud

[marble sparrow]

Ah yes, No chests looted...

[hexed bolt]

chest API is kill

[marble sparrow]

wot

[hexed bolt]

chest API is kill

[marble sparrow]

how tf do you loot chests with killing?

[hexed bolt]

you don't understand

[marble sparrow]

yes

[hexed bolt]

the chest API is kill

[marble sparrow]

im redarted and stupid

[hexed bolt]

it ded

[marble sparrow]

[hexed bolt]

people made a bot abusing chest API to get good lootrun worlds and then charged money to be able to use it

and then wynn killed chest API

[marble sparrow]

oke

[haughty herald]

this might be the dumbest shit ever

what a completely irrelevant thing

[austere peak]

but how does this affect you personally

[haughty herald]

it would physically hurt me not to react to this

[austere peak]

thats not my problem

[boreal echo]

post more memes

[haughty herald]

good for you???

[austere peak]

exactly

[austere peak]

where is this

[haughty herald]

again mighty irrelevant though

[boreal echo]

I have 0 idea

[naive thistle]

I'll be honest

My guess is either in Japan or China

[austere peak]

but how does this affect you personally

[austere peak]

yea thats my initial guess too

[haughty herald]

and now you're going in circles

[naive thistle]

I don't think I've seen a catmaid Cafe in Canada or the states

[boreal echo]

Has to be Japan

But he’s right tho

They’re teenage girls troll

[naive thistle]

Do they have catboy cafes down there?

[austere peak]

probably not

but nothing is stopping anyone from entering the cafe as a catboy

[austere peak]

nice pfp is that orin

[lucid wave]

necron is so incredibly based

[limpid olive]

Ye and floor 7 is so easy

[austere peak]

hes a based individual

[shadow storm]

🟥 🟧 🟨 🟩 🟪 🟫 ⬛ ⬜

[stable dagger]

Moron vibes

[limpid grotto]

average wynncraft day

[maiden shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311207181699514368/959452626146164736/video0_7_2.mp4

[jolly egret]

you need to talk to give off vibes

[maiden shale]

fair enough

[vapid otter]

WD-40 breathing dragon https://youtube.com/watch?v=EpEeEbmdXJc&t=199

No fucking way

[coral canyon]

The Sharp Crocodile is for getting revenge

[limpid olive]

lol imagine pulling up to someone party with that bad boy

[vapid otter]

I think the toy guitar/electric flyswatter fusion is the most practical

[haughty herald]

Increase the strength of the springs by a little bit

For the alligator

That’s be my only change

[elfin turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1123726996556480582/togif.gif

[elfin turret]

Just saw a deer look both ways before crossing the street

[cosmic forge]

They are evolving

[elfin turret]

It literally stood at the edge of the street until all cars had passed

[hasty olive]

yes animals that are along/around/straight up living in the city are actually street savy

[elfin turret]

I’m in rural area

Not rural

Suburbs

[elfin turret]

What song is this

[harsh sphinx]

clair de lune

[bitter flax]

me

[mossy nebula]

oughghghghhhhhhhhhhhhh~~

[coral canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/v2-ultrakill-gif-24969144

No way Ultrakill v2 refrence????

🤯😱🤯🤯

[bitter flax]

crazy

[fair solstice]

My honest reaction:

[austere peak]

real

[coral canyon]

Ikr

[remote relic]

the fucking pepper grinder

[neat snow]

A exemplary chess strategy

[vagrant shoal]

Thats the giga queen

[remote relic]

I'd say the middle finger is rubbing salt into the wound

[verbal flame]

Gigaqueen

[remote relic]

but I think "salt" isn't the right thing to say

[neat snow]

Boooo get the hell out of here

🍅

[neat snow]

NOOOOOO

[remote relic]

kind of fucked up how they did that though

[neat snow]

I thought that was fake or nah

[remote relic]

didn't install the hanson_corpse.mdl update smh

[remote relic]

it's real

[neat snow]

eugh yikes

[remote relic]

yeah

[haughty herald]

Why do you know that

[remote relic]

it was covered

by ytbers

and it was memed

[jolly egret]

someone did it

[fiery roost]

nice

[jolly egret]

god i wish this was me

[severe trout]

no me

[vapid otter]

As someone who wished they could watch the entirety of chapters 6, 7, 8, and 9 of Portal 2 while destroying my ears in the process, this is a lifesaver (Loud warning)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291185557789343744/1125810901665206392/im_not_a_moron.mp4

[naive thistle]

I don't know who this person is but I hate them

[hasty olive]

i think it's quirsley

[scenic glade]

it can't be quirsley, they died from ligma a couple years ago

[fiery roost]

another one!

[hasty olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/1125852871624241253/tumblr_2599a3a7aafdd94268deee06afb6bd30_4307c769_640.jpg

[neat snow]

Brisket 😋

[haughty herald]

losing all the marbles

[fast flame]

Did somebody say marbles-

[dark aspen]

Is that what they meant by "noise can kill"?

[tardy wharf]

laughing way too hard at this shit ngl

[haughty herald]

can you make your pronouns shorter

im unable to read them in their entirety

[remote relic]

I. AM NOT. A MORON.

[vapid otter]

[remote relic]

Wheatley our beloved

[vapid otter]

Yes you are, you're the moron they built to make me an idiot!

[remote relic]

wouldn't Wheatley live longer than GLaDOS

[fiery roost]

...

[remote relic]

cuz he was flung into space, so when the sun expands and consumes earth, he's probably gonna be a bit further away

or do you think he'd get attracted to Earth's gravity and just circle it

or would the earth start circling him cuz he's so dense

[tardy wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064402555523829821/1114182011993718816/Fortnite_zombies.gif

[elfin turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420437555037863937/1125951945920761896/F0N-9kSWwAMgq4y.png

[naive thistle]

Realistically tho earth bending would be very cool

If you had a very high level of control over it you could literally build cities

[fiery roost]

wow

[quiet gate]

true asmr

[naive thistle]

To quote someone else, it's the sound of some low paid employee or unfortunate bystander cleaning up your mess cause your influential ass certainly won't

[hasty olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/1125964374264254574/Screenshot_20230418-022338-198.png

[quiet gate]

unfortunately

[runic goblet]

its filmed in like a fucking 3rd world apartment

do you see how poorly constructed the stairs are

[fiery roost]

w h a t

[runic goblet]

no chance they have any kind of butler lmao

[random tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069667540151844884/1125820129276592188/SPOILER_caption-24.gif

[naive thistle]

I think most places don't contain butlers

[runic goblet]

ok

most places dont contain giant jars of marbles

[naive thistle]

A lot of places contain marbles and jars

You just need to waste money buying them and combining them

[hybrid hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001701268261187594/1125972001706745936/sh0tpost-05-07-2023-0001.webp

[hasty olive]

how do you change the batteries

[fiery roost]

fact

[jolly egret]

rgb oobs

[short star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[naive thistle]

Plug them into a wall society

Make sure to use the right adaptable cord

[elfin turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108387955283853332/1108468824774287522/freeze.gif

[chilly trellis]

wireless charging bra obviously

[upper yarrow]

They firefly powered bruh whachu mean

[thick hill]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482958702211497994/1125979535486230608/RDT_20230703_184106.mp4

[ripe marsh]

oh dear god im sure ik what would have popped up

[jolly egret]

deserved

[proud moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550936934369722378/937030159394037880/Oogpisterbeetle-1.mp4

[random tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069667540151844884/1126029034472624158/FtLVY2oXoAEn1hx.jpg

[open prawn]

Me

[plain lynx]

i-i-i be poppin bottles

sparkles and champagne

[desert condor]

man, that beetle just looks constantly disoriented

[round cosmos]

[restive rune]

holy shit that's actually dogshit

[naive thistle]

Now

Hear me out-

[short star]

"you become the thing you hate"

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-wtf-monkey-gasp-monkey-gif-22578374

[austere peak]

thats how i became myself

[short star]

Thats how I became a billionaire

[austere peak]

thats how i became ct

[scenic glade]

Thats how i

[fair solstice]

And that's how I started doing profs

[cerulean cove]

i hated myself, and i became myself

[scenic glade]

I hate racism...

[elfin locust]

thats how i didnt become volt seven

(i love volt seven)

[haughty herald]

Only took a couple of months

[remote relic]

how time affects people

[boreal echo]

Wait what happens to people who hate racism

[brisk hedge]

they race

[remote relic]

romantic partner from the race they hate

learning to not be a jerk

[boreal echo]

whar?

[random tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069667540151844884/1126046473797242941/6sG1ubm.mp4

[remote relic]

land of the free

can't even build a house in home depot without being judged

smh

[haughty herald]

asmr tiktok remix

[vapid otter]

[mighty tartan]

Food

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-lecter-silence-of-the-lambs-mask-evil-stare-gif-5961895

[haughty herald]

just some blue mfer speeding past

[remote relic]

||real talk, my earphones breaking and me no longer being able to be ignorant to the world around me was a good experience that really developed me as a person, take a break from technological distractions, everyone ||

[remote relic]

they didn't forget they earphone

[haughty herald]

maybe they were on a foamcall

[remote relic]

maybe

how did venus fly traps even kill/absorb pray

[haughty herald]

fluid

[remote relic]

do they just wait for it to start decomposing

ah

[haughty herald]

they have a sticky substance in there

that increases it

and they are able to extract nutrients from it

[remote relic]

interesting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628354321209229324/1125159672937197658/ssstik.io_1688328235029.mp4

sure is a good deal

[neat snow]

The first time I saw that on sale I immediately picked it up

Best decision of my life

[haughty herald]

whats in it

[remote relic]

all valve games

[fast flame]

Corrosive Acids

[haughty herald]

this tells me little

[remote relic]

day of defeat source, team fortress classic, day of defeat, dethamtch classic, half life opposing force, ricochet, half life, half life blue shift, half life 2, counter strike source, half life source, half life 2 episode one and two, portal, portal 2, left 4 dead, left 4 dead 2, csgo, tf2, dota 2 (ew), the lab

interestingly

I don't see HLA

[haughty herald]

could you get this package

[remote relic]

or desk job

[haughty herald]

but without both team fortresses

[remote relic]

or.. pfftt. artifact

lmfao

or underloards or hand lab

alien swarm but I don't think that was fully valve?

condition zero

weird how those aren't part of it

[jolly egret]

at what point do they just make the games free

[neat snow]

HL Alyx is not surprising since it’s a newer title and VR but Condition Zero?

[remote relic]

yea

[remote relic]

csgo, tf2 dota 2 and the lab are free

everything else is like

priced under 10 bucks

[neat snow]

Yeah it’s usually just the older titles for that pack

[jolly egret]

700,000 games for 1 cent

[neat snow]

Because when I bought it before CSGO was free, it wasn’t on there

[remote relic]

hm

even portal 2 / l4d2 are under 10 bucks now

god damn

[neat snow]

I need to play Portal 1 and 2 for some reason I haven’t done that

[remote relic]

I remember when I had to save up like 40 BGL to buy it

[remote relic]

YOU PLAYED EZ2 WITHOUT PLAYING PORTAL!?!?!?

[neat snow]

Yeah

[remote relic]

BROTHER.

[neat snow]

Portal 1 and 2 are the only Valve games from that era that I haven’t played for some odd reason

HL 2, L4D2, I’ve played but not portal

[neat snow]

I’ve already had the games spoiled for me (unsurprisingly since the games are like a decade old now)

[remote relic]

I'll only tell you one thing, that GLaDOS stands for
genetic life and disc operating system
and that
Wilson. had a GL disc.

[haughty herald]

did you buy it via steam directly

or keyshops

[remote relic]

steam

[haughty herald]

could've saved a lot of $

[remote relic]

eh

[haughty herald]

maybe half if you were lucky

i still need to buy polytopia

[fickle token]

https://tenor.com/view/toe-funny-vsign-victory-gif-12509296

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859392788834418728/956696063220265040/RZ1N.gif

[remote relic]

wow it's a video that changes its aspect ratio

how cool

[elfin locust]

wow it's a video that changes its aspect ratio

[jolly egret]

how cool

[hybrid hill]

payday 2 is 1 dollar

[neat snow]

Payday 3 is 1 GAZILLION dollars

[remote relic]

pay day 3 is 3 paydillion dollars

[neat snow]

Payday 3 story will be about trying to get money to pay off your crippling debt after buying Payday 3

[scenic glade]

Payday 3 story will be about a man who need a medig bag

[coral canyon]

Pull the Trigger SHOOT ME

[vapid otter]

I have no idea who Wilson is but it is implied that, in the Lab Rat comic, the gravity gun is mostly the work of Aperture

[remote relic]

I mean if we take what Cave tells us as truth, Black Mesa is a bunch of idea thiefs

also Wilson is an NPC defective turret from the mod Entropy Zero 2

[vapid otter]

Ah

[remote relic]

mod for Half Life 2 that finally merges both universes

and you see! and climb onto! the borealis!

[remote relic]

also this is cringe, just put it on dude

[elfin turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932799236066664488/1126174061861543946/rendercombined.png

[coral canyon]

No im a man not a Femboy

and i will never ever Get commanded by Anime Girls

[elfin turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769834826148216873/1126178219754782790/image0-1-3.png

[frail crater]

Imagine being so insecure about your gender identity that you wouldn't put on a dress to save your life

[coral canyon]

Id rather fight than put on a dress!

[deft moss]

Creepy uncle joe

[frail crater]

Insecurity at its finest

[coral canyon]

Even if i did put on the dress who knows what horrors will follow

[remote relic]

cringe

[frail crater]

Vaguely edgy response

You're one of those people

[remote relic]

sounds like you're in the closet @coral canyon

[frail crater]

Fr

[remote relic]

it's okay

the world is more accepting now

you can come out

[coral canyon]

😭

[remote relic]

shhh it's okay pal, it's okay

🫂

[neat snow]

the hell am I witnessing here

[neat snow]

Real

[short star]

Wear a dress

It’s fun!

[remote relic]

it is!

[coral canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-kiss-bang-american-psycho-gif-8914021

Litterly ME 11!!!111!!11!

[remote relic]

uh huh

sure, buddy

[coral canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-gif-24305672

[remote relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921945359243153448/1098918200802029568/Fn0fV6JWYAMOtB6.gif

[neat snow]

I will not take Bill Clinton

[neat snow]

fuck those guys

[remote relic]

https://tenor.com/view/futuristic-drones-amazing-drones-surveilance-drones-gif-15499206

[neat snow]

blinding my ass in City 17

[remote relic]

and the claw scanners

in that one map

after the nexus

where you fight a strider while in a like factory

and there's just claw scanners coming at you and blinding your ass while a shotgunner is melting your ass

lot of stuff happening to your ass

[neat snow]

Generless

[remote relic]

lmfao

also damn they're called shield scanners?

[drowsy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[remote relic]

prefer calling them claw scanners cuz. claw that holds hoppers

[dark aspen]

Please respect the generless people

[drowsy vault]

No gener

[coral canyon]

JUSST LIKE ME

[drowsy vault]

Only scan

[neat snow]

I’ve never seen these before in game what the hell are these

[drowsy vault]

Gener*

[remote relic]

they claw!

they use that to hold hopper mines

[neat snow]

If genda is what’s in your pants then I am full of

SHIT

[neat snow]

The civilian scream lmao

[drowsy vault]

What is in your pants? DOOM.

[dark aspen]

Actually, I think it's pronounced "genrer"

[drowsy vault]

why did you have that on standby

[neat snow]

I wish I could install Doom on my TI84 CE calculator

[remote relic]

had it on my desktop but kept forgetting to post it

[neat snow]

But I do have pokemon red on it

[drowsy vault]

Neat

[remote relic]

speaking of doom

[neat snow]

Why am I being subjected to anything related to Weezer

[remote relic]

hanson was that you

[coral canyon]

Women be like NOOOOO Someone died 😂😂😂😂😂🔥😱🤯🗣️💯🙏

[neat snow]

this was for real my face during that

[neat snow]

I like how that video came out of obscurity randomly

[remote relic]

yeah

love that video

[remote relic]

youtube what the fuck are you recommending me

I haven't shown any interest in fairly oddparends

why is it giving me an analysis on it

[neat snow]

People get surprised when I tell them I haven’t watched any popular American TV kid’s cartoon

Like homie my parents were Chinese they made me watch Chinese cartoons lmao

[remote relic]

me when I tell americans they're not the center of everything and that not everyone is or has to be informed on them

(they have a mental breakdown)

[neat snow]

(I have a mental breakdown)

Shoutout to Pleasant Goat and Big Wolf for being the reason why I still probably know some Mandarin

[remote relic]

now THIS is something I'm interested in

[neat snow]

Is that the Dilemma Meow Version

[remote relic]

yea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFycXozo844

[neat snow]

Damn mfer you listened to it for 50 minutes?

[remote relic]

yea

can't a man do what they have the free right to do

[neat snow]

No I’m manipulative

[remote relic]

ok but I have cursed you to require pissing when you see a video

[remote relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza6-gif-22779891

[elfin turret]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/04/powder-found-at-the-white-house/70381902007/

[remote relic]

demoman jumpscares man

[neat snow]

omori my belo- holy shit a scotsman

[remote relic]

you appear to have treaded on the mines!

wait it's trodden

nvm

[neat snow]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard that voiceline in-game before

[remote relic]

yea

I've heard "couldn't ya see the bloodeh bombs!?!?"

ahaha....

[neat snow]

I want to play TF2 again but I’m DOGSHIT at it

the last time I played was MvM

[elfin turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125158086101962832/1126206870525333554/FB_IMG_1688577127162.png

[remote relic]

I want to play TF2 but I can't get the motivation to play anything really

[neat snow]

fair enuff

Should’ve sent this yesterday

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GMdSYNptJ7I&feature=sharec

[remote relic]

табуретка

[haughty herald]

Who cares what you think, you’re a woman now

[remote relic]

Cosmo

moment

[haughty herald]

Truly

[remote relic]

never actually saw that episode

think they stopped translating episodes past like, the first season

cuz here they don't air the cartoon as is, they translate em

and voice em

[haughty herald]

Someone.’s 1588-1672

[haughty herald]

also incredibly good drivers

[quick pelican]

ok nvm my whole sentence got censored

the feds are onto me

[haughty herald]

that wasnt a kiss on the forehead

tried to suck out his eyeball

[wanton sparrow]

I don’t need to be hypnotized to be told that

[queen jasper]

this world should know peanuts!

[tardy wharf]

they're only in city 17 when you return in the later part of the game

and they're pretty easy to miss

all they do is drop mines

and fly away

[neat snow]

ohhh I remember now thank you

[fiery roost]

90% of gamblers quit

[dark aspen]

Why is she in Naruto?

[fast flame]

So thats what the dogs doin

[fickle token]

this is why mans doesnt live longer then woman 😂

[deft moss]

He ain't wrong tho

[dark aspen]

Yup

[haughty herald]

The person who created mov should be executed

[rigid mountain]

It really is, that’s crazy

[rigid mountain]

The creator of mov meeting the creator of webp:

[ruby sentinel]

day 1 of my secret plan trying to ruin the market for jester necklace

[serene stirrup]

Oh damn

[tardy wharf]

not very secret

[short star]

How to control the market in 5 easy steps
Step 1. Look for a niche item everyone wants and the supply isn’t that high for (atlas, or curador boots for example)
Step 2. Buy The entire stock in the TM (hardest step)
Step 3. Using alt accounts, resell and artificially jack up the price
Step 4. Monitor TM on an another alt account to buy up any chumps trying to sell and then repeat step 3
Step 5. Profit

[tired haven]

should've used your side B :/

[still flax]

honestly

you forgot to use your grab

[fathom willow]

how many alts do i need

[short star]

5-6

Or if you have hero rank

On all of them 2-4

[random tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069667540151844884/1126312441148625008/unknown.png

[dark aspen]

This reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/Y3MrwYH3hCY

[elfin turret]

We’ve invented ways to capture sound and sight (without and with color), so why haven’t we been able to capture smell yet

[thick hill]

because smell is just molecules

capturing a smell is a way of saying you have a bunch of molecules in one place

[elfin turret]

What

[dark aspen]

Exactly what he said

Molecules have properties, such as smell. For example: CO2. CO2 is a gas, but also a molecule, and that molecule has a specific smell. And so is for a lot of other molecules like amoniac or lavender.

[fiery roost]

f

[fathom willow]

gonna spend 150 bucks on mc accounts then

[serene stirrup]

Why stinky tho

[neat snow]

Dunno

He stinky

[serene stirrup]

Don’t make fun of him give him a bath

[neat snow]

ok

[naive thistle]

May I introduce you to the wonderful world of scratch and sniff

Or scented candles

Markers

[elfin turret]

No you don’t get it

I’m obviously talking about film

Duh

[tropic yarrow]

Ah

No

[elfin turret]

What

[short star]

I take no responsibility for your financial actions or decisions

[elfin turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1123726996556480582/togif.gif

[fiery roost]

yooo

[deft moss]

Lolol

[fiery roost]

good

SHOOT I DIDNT MEANTO PING

IM SORRY

[naive thistle]

That would be the coolest thing to ever happen to that poor German child

He'd die in a badass way no one could make fun of

Wait wtf

How did I end up in 2021

The amount of boat memes should have tipped me off to something being wrong...

[serene stirrup]

Now he is wet tho

You gotta dry him

[hasty olive]

https://vxtwitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1676492586163355649

[random tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069667540151844884/1126359024254857226/Snaptik.app_7245351510685535530-1.mov

[gray valve]

Me when morph ruby

[fiery roost]

wowww dude these 2021 things are better than rn

[fiery roost]

yeah

[fiery roost]

its bcs u clicked my reply msg

[runic goblet]

I dont get it

[tawdry warren]

racist ^

[runic goblet]

yes I know I am but I still dont get it

[serene stirrup]

Kill it

Burn it

[naive thistle]

Why would you give your parents access to your bank account

[runic goblet]

trust?

different values etc

[tawdry warren]

you can set up accounts on your parents if say they were young and couldn't get a separate account

[runic goblet]

My friend who doesnt even live in the same state as his dad anymore still have linked accounts to make moving money super easy

[desert condor]

it's required by law

[runic goblet]

?

[desert condor]

until you're 21, your parents have access to your bank accounts, and have to report the spending to a court... or at least that's required for my parents

[runic goblet]

it says nothing about their age in that image

[desert condor]

well, fair

[naive thistle]

My parents never had access to my account 👀

[desert condor]

but I'm fairly sure that the brother is younger else then the parents shouldn't have access

[runic goblet]

there is no shouldnt, they either do or they dont for one reason or another

u dont have to revoke their access or association once you turn a certain age if they were required to be a part of it beforehand

not like it matters that much, it's just a meme

[desert condor]

I see

[austere peak]

canadians seeing "poutine"

[elfin turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1123726996556480582/togif.gif

[runic goblet]

barrel child

[elfin turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420437555037863937/1126402533796085841/IMG_2093.png

[naive thistle]

Well....

[haughty herald]

but how does this affect you personally

[worldly field]

Discord cropping made the images above make no sense

[naive thistle]

Makes sense to me

[austere peak]

idk, how does this affect YOU personally

[haughty herald]

but how does this affect you personally

[austere peak]

idk, how does this affect YOU personally

[hardy schooner]

But how does this affect you both personally

[dark aspen]

Bruh we're not in Brave New World, that shit ain't that easy to do.

[dark aspen]

True

[austere peak]

idk, how does this affect YOU personally

[mighty tartan]

I can send a 4th but I dont feel like getting banned for a meme

[random tiger]

tbh mods on this server punish u pretty lightly

u probably only get banned if u intentionally act dumb

[dark aspen]

They Do?

[random tiger]

i mean i got warn 3 times and my shit get deleted silently multiple time and im still here

[alpine moss]

my first mod encounter was the "kids, don't be racist" meme with garnet

[remote relic]

must be an old map smh

the Netherlands would be yellow if it was true

[runic goblet]

https://youtu.be/Jd7Uf_oXkeM

[random tiger]

surely that was all of it

[alpine moss]

of course not all

[austere peak]

but how does this affect you personally

[odd basalt]

but how does this affect you personally

[deft moss]

https://tenor.com/view/no-drevil-gif-19685425

[fickle token]

best one

[haughty herald]

Spreken is zilver en zwijgen is goud

[dark aspen]

Nice

but how does this affect you personally?

[deft moss]

That's pretty cool ngl..

[dark aspen]

I mean, gold... ain't he fuckin' as resistant as butter?

Like, can't you just knife gold as if it were butter?

[dense thicket]

Gold is soft, but nowhere near that soft

Like, you can bite pure gold and leave a tooth mark, but you are not spreading it on bread

[hasty olive]

6 broken teeth

[cerulean cove]

what if you have both ?

[hasty olive]

physical impossibility

[cerulean cove]

i mean, i have 13 different lego minecraft sets, and still have a girlfriend
granted, its not ninjago

[dark aspen]

Mmmmmh... gold spreaded on bread... sounds... painful?

[rigid mountain]

Yes, clips of movie battles are very historical

The music really helps you focus too, very good vibes

[short star]

I hate people who are like “I’m a history buff” and only talk about WW1 and WW2 it’s fucking annoying and shows you only fucking care about that stupid ass European wars. Good wars? Look at fucking wars in Asia, brutal as hell, rad to learn about

But don’t just learn about wars

Actually enjoy history

[paper pagoda]

true

[dark aspen]

I mean, the world wars are not only about what happened, but also about they managed to create and to use.

I'm personally a fan of the tanks of WW2

[short star]

Also this may be generalized statements so take it with a grain of salt but a lot of those history buffs have really shitty political ideology

[dark aspen]

You mean the reason they went to war?

[short star]

They look like they frequent conservative forums and do an alternative history of “what is the Nazis won”

[short star]

I’m trying to say a lot of the people who idolize and worship war, especially from the area of the early to mid 20th centuries are usually conservatives with a warped view of war and honor, or people who like Games

The ladder is fine

[dark aspen]

I mean, if nazis won, they'd auto destroy themselves and wipe themselves out after less than few hundred years

[short star]

I guess fair take

I’m talk about the people who just drum up some fictional society of nazism

That’s a “utopia”

When in reality you are right

They would destroy themselves in short time

Imma bout out now before I escalate things further

[brisk hedge]

cheezits have a rich history

well
surprisingly
m&ms might have not been a thing without war
course I know nothing of it
something about bringing chocolate that could last in all environments or something

[dark aspen]

I'm being blocked from writing something about nazis' stupidity, sadge.

[dark aspen]

Willy wonka!?

[brisk hedge]

the coating was ingenious

[dark aspen]

Well, if you make an hard outer layer and put an inner layer made out of chocolate, you might preserve the chocolate yes.

[brisk hedge]

in the heat specifically it was made for that
can’t really have chocolate if it melts
the company that created cheezits started as a biscuit supplier and then turned into it after the war

though with history comes inaccuracy
for example the civil war’s main purpose not being about slavery despite the big big thing it is portrayed as (which of course, it is big, but not the main reason)

[hasty olive]

history is inaccurate as fuck

nearly everything is decided by the richest and most powerful country at the time

[brisk hedge]

the importance is the lessons gained from it

[dark aspen]

It reminds me of the french revolution: where women fought with men to get more rights, but in the end, when they won the revolution, the men were like: "More women rights? They don't need more rights!"

[brisk hedge]

people won’t treat people like people for various reasons, no matter how small
something to live with, until someone comes around to change it
of course, one person could say “why don’t you just not hate this specific demographic” and they would be right
they could just not do that
however that’s not how people think and a statement like that will not change their minds

generally speaking people come to revelations (I guess develop is the right word here) by themselves
being told a revelation, whether beneficial or nonbeneficial, is unimpactful and defies their current thought unless they are specifically looking for or are on the page with it

[dark aspen]

Yup. It takes time and patience, but sometimes the time required is beyond what you have left and no progress is made despite your best efforts.

[brisk hedge]

a simple argument for example
two people are upset with each other
one decides to completely let it go abruptly

the other doesn’t know what to think or continues on as if it never happened

alright think it’s over

[verbal flame]

I'm pretty sure the top dialogue option is only available for <5 intelligence lol

[vapid otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539508281526190090/1126513055661051975/F0VUovEWcAU0RL7.png

[verbal flame]

I thought Noita was developed by a Swedish guy?

[vapid otter]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[verbal flame]

[random tiger]

wait what all of this were made by Finnish devs ?

[hasty olive]

half of discord didn't even know about finland until this meme started existing

[rigid mountain]

Finland is the less memorable Sweden that makes Russia mald

[vapid otter]

True

[stuck zinc]

Fear and Hunger is a game

Where you can lose it all with a single coin toss

[north trench]

i have a question to all of u wynncraft players

would it be better if wynncraft was a seperate game from minecraft?

[fair solstice]

1. Why ask memes of all places

2. Probably since it wouldn't restrict some development features (although making a game from scratch is also hard)

[north trench]

i asked memes cus this wasnt a searious question

[stable dagger]

Did you just wake up.

[north trench]

wd

wdym?*

[stable dagger]

Are you serious

[north trench]

wdym what going on its just a question for fun

like whats wrong with asking a question in memes?

[jolly egret]

this is #memes we start arguments and spread hate for no reason

[fair solstice]

Exactly

[verbal flame]

Coherant thought in my memes channel? Absolutely not.

[drowsy vault]

It definitely could be, but it wouldn't be as "special"

cause a whole mmo inside vanilla minecraft is a cool flex

[elfin turret]

Ok

[quiet gate]

average wynn server conversation

[dark aspen]

God, I love how I played Wynncraft for a week and then just stopped to continue vibing in the meme chat instead.

[jolly egret]

wynncraft is just not fun

[deft moss]

Lol

[elfin locust]

i only know noita is a finnish word meaning "witch"

would make sense it being a finnish game but idk either

[verbal flame]

I might be totally wrong lol

[elfin locust]

me too, thats literally all i know about noita, that it means witch lol

[quick pelican]

Wynn is the type of game that sounds awesome and really fun and then it's just not

[fickle token]

bruh

anyone plays Craftsman + Hardcore + Ironman ?>

[short star]

You know what?! SO many people have to take a class at aiming ngl

[spring leaf]

OOF!

[dark aspen]

Indeed

[maiden shale]

like @elfin locust said, noita is a finnish word for "witch" and the game studio's name Nolla Games also contains the finnish word nolla, meaning "zero"

the game studio is also based in the capital of Finland so yeah, a finnish game

[verbal flame]

My bad lol

[ruby sentinel]

Goblin noises intensifies

[elfin turret]

cringe

[hardy schooner]

Snek

[elfin turret]

cringe

[hardy schooner]

Snek tho

[elfin turret]

"aww so cute and wholes-"

[hardy schooner]

Snek

[elfin turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/647252821611118620/1016982046838620170/F92BBBAD-74A5-4224-8380-D562F90F5662-1.gif

[hardy schooner]

Good luck with that

[elfin turret]

CUTE AND WHOLESOME IS CRINGE

[hardy schooner]

You are cringe

[dark aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-gif-25354017

But snek though

[dark aspen]

Is that who I Think it is?!

[mighty tartan]

If they manage to hit the ceiling they should be able to hit the target.

[jolly egret]

what is wrong with you

[runic goblet]

N||oodle||

[jolly egret]

at least it's not (european country)

[remote relic]

no, no

the USA is far worse than anything you can imagine

[lone pebble]

USA might not always be perfect, but at least we arent dutch

[rigid mountain]

Well opinionated

[winter zinc]

whats wrong with being dutch

[lone pebble]

other than whatever is going on in the country right now, every dutch person i've seen has been fairly insufferable and quite full of themselves

[remote relic]

lol real

[fathom willow]

eat a cheese curd europoor

[remote relic]

suffocate in car fumes, american't

[fathom willow]

get your teeth fixed british person

[still flax]

he's bulgarian

[fathom willow]

fuck

[still flax]

trolled

[remote relic]

ew British

[remote relic]

you'll probably find some racist shit lmao

[fathom willow]

probably

[still flax]

i usually browse the racial slur database

[fathom willow]

uhhh

macedonian

[remote relic]

hah

good attempt

[fathom willow]

uh ok time for plan b

i know where you live (bulgaria)

[remote relic]

ok

from your reaction I could assume you live in the USA

[fathom willow]

yeah

florida

[remote relic]

ew

move out of there

[fathom willow]

i am lol

[remote relic]

good

[fathom willow]

still

for the time being

im floridian

[jolly egret]

north korea

[fathom willow]

mid meme

[hybrid hill]

no you are just jealous

[fathom willow]

no its just a bad meme

[hybrid hill]

you are jealous that none of your memes are good as mine

[fathom willow]

i disagree

but i cant post them here because last time i did i got warned

[hybrid hill]

that is right you are too scared

[fathom willow]

if you continue to disagree with me i shall have to take drastic measures (i will insult your pfp 👍 )

[fathom willow]

good meme

[remote relic]

табуретка

[hybrid hill]

your pfp is ugly

[fathom willow]

yes it is

[stuck zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-opinion-rejected-ichiban-absolutely-obliterating-an-innocent-citizen-gif-24570806