#memes

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haughty herald
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landlord shill

fiery roost
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day 2 of looking at memes in 2021

elfin turret
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Me in TotK

gray valve
fiery roost
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the cow?

gray valve
quiet gate
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i played touhou this is easy

fiery roost
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nice

vague trail
neat snow
haughty herald
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Rechenmaschine will never be weebposting

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Ole’ lying ass

jolly egret
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true

gusty vale
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💀

random tiger
naive thistle
# random tiger

Bro you can't just share personal photos of the daily baguette poster in Wynn

hasty olive
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finally some reddit content

neat snow
raven ivy
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preparing for hard quests be like

crystal hare
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even if it were, take off the fuckin charm

naive thistle
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Of course it would be hard

raven ivy
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i have heal spell

stray skiff
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charm moment

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30% more damage taken

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thats why the quest is hard

raven ivy
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and i have heal spell

stray skiff
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you will die a lot faster with 30% more damage taken

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heal spell is not that overpowered

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especially with morph cascade

raven ivy
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true but i an a healer

stray skiff
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you are in morph cascade

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just remove the charm

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please

raven ivy
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and i use event horizon

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not cascade

stray skiff
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same difference

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the charm doesnt even work for lvl 103

raven ivy
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oh

stray skiff
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you're just making your life harder without reason

raven ivy
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im doing it anyways

stray skiff
naive thistle
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Your going to have so much fun with the ahc boss fights

stray skiff
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^

raven ivy
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ahc what

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well ok

naive thistle
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A hunters calling

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Quest after the eldritch outlook dungeon

raven ivy
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i have lots of pots

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and my wand gives me 4k more hp

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imma start soon

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ill tell u if i fail or if i dont

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ok ill start now

zenith hound
naive thistle
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I've unfortunately never been able to face him as the second phase

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He's always died before aledar x)

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Which sucks

gusty vale
hasty olive
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oh boy! twitter!

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looks like the real one

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nifty!

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best guy

gusty vale
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Cope

naive thistle
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Does anyone else watch shows with decomposing bodies and mutilated corpses while eating

austere peak
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i watched 1000 ways to die while eating breakfast as a kid

naive thistle
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Oh my God same

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Except for me it was supper

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I'll be honest that was a very interesting show

austere peak
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some of them were insane

hasty olive
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mental meetings

naive thistle
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I remember some like swallowing magnets or bouncing down a hill in a rubber ball

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Internal bleeding broken bones etc

quick pelican
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should be fairly obvious that ai shouldnt be allowed?

gusty vale
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What

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Its

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It's a meme cause al yankovic is making a joke about it

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😟

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Al vs AI

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(They look the same 🤯)

quick pelican
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too much to think about

gray valve
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Classic @elfin turret

quiet gate
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seems about right

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seems about salted

verbal flame
dusty stream
hushed light
naive thistle
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I unfortunately don't remember that one

random tiger
naive thistle
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Please explain

random tiger
naive thistle
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I still don't understand

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Are you saying airplanes rammed into them causing collapse or death

fiery roost
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what song

naive thistle
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But if the towers were replaced with two girls what would the airplanes be

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Cars?

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Wild animals

fiery roost
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whats the song

naive thistle
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I know the song

fiery roost
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what is it name

naive thistle
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Unfortunately the sheer amount of godliness this man is putting off is making the name elude me

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Which is annoying

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@fiery roost

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I've done some investigating journalism

fiery roost
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yes

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whats then ame

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name

naive thistle
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Now I couldn't remember the song name at all but

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I happened to scroll down like 7 messages under that meme

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And someone posted the link to the song

fiery roost
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oh

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what

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OHHH

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yeah

naive thistle
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x)

fiery roost
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jesus christ

buoyant citrus
haughty herald
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@primal cypress ?

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Your ping got deleted

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That truly does explain a lot

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Racial slurs get auto deleted

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So it makes sense

haughty herald
quiet gate
elfin turret
quiet gate
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bruh you can mute it if ya want

naive thistle
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It looks upset tho I hope it's ok

wanton sparrow
short star
short star
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I don’t remember this in the diary of a wimpy kid

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Could the cheese touch be some sort of code

serene stirrup
wanton sparrow
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@worldly field I SAW THAT

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or @midnight summit

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Either way

worldly field
worldly field
wanton sparrow
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ong its :kittystare:

worldly field
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Thoughts?

elfin locust
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Nagisa!! 😍

honest vortex
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for real tho
waffles or pancakes

shadow storm
wanton sparrow
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Waffle if I want a more crispy breakfast texture and pancakes if I want a chewier texture

short star
short star
wanton sparrow
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Nuh uh

wanton sparrow
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No takesie backsies

short star
short star
formal arrow
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Squalor irk

desert condor
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as beautiful as the land is, doesn't change the fact they are sleeping outdoors

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well, unless druids build shacks out of cut down wood like the rest of civilization

pliant nexus
cloud bough
# pliant nexus

"if your height begins with a 5- ill never date you" said the one whose weight starts with a 10

pliant nexus
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20*

smoky phoenix
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40*

tropic yarrow
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Be reasonable

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39*

short star
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Her weight starts with a 5 🗿

wanton sparrow
short star
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Oh

wanton sparrow
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🤨

coral surge
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I don’t like that trick

north trench
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i wanna hear an unpopular opinion

coral surge
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Airplane seats are actually genuinely comfy, with no one around you

stoic robin
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+1

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having just one open space next to you makes a big difference

jolly egret
coral surge
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I don’t care what anyone says, it’s the best seat

haughty herald
neat snow
north trench
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for now

wanton sparrow
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Cool

crimson mural
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Airplane seats aren't comfy for me because I have about 50% more leg than legroom

jolly egret
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proof?

haughty herald
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to corroborate this statement

wanton sparrow
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Agreed

crimson mural
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This would require me to buy a flight or commit a felony

sick kelp
zenith hound
haughty herald
crimson mural
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I don't have thigh-highs but I do have a maid outfit

haughty herald
crimson mural
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It was given to me to play paintball in on my birthday, was pretty comfy ngl

haughty herald
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paintballing with basically no padding is crazy

crimson mural
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Eh I'm used to it, worst part was not having kneepads at that point so I busted up my knee a bit

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Anyways, related meme

uneven zealot
uneven zealot
still flax
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balls

fast flame
tribal musk
ionic heron
still flax
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oh hell nah

neat snow
fiery roost
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this is cool

hasty olive
astral wing
fiery roost
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perfect

ornate slate
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why ping me for a meme i sent like 2 years ago xD

fiery roost
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i agree

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sunday again

honest badge
quick pelican
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tf is this shit

elfin turret
dense olive
fiery roost
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all te memes dont loadd

neat snow
dense olive
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EW

desert fog
small cradle
remote relic
gusty vale
neat snow
pliant nexus
haughty herald
pliant nexus
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Anyone?

neat snow
pliant nexus
mighty tartan
vocal cobalt
pliant nexus
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at last... I knew I saw him XD

haughty herald
vocal cobalt
pliant nexus
boreal echo
knotty hound
elfin turret
naive thistle
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m&ms and skittles have letters on their candy, so each piece is easy to tell apart

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And reeses pieces candy is flatter then m&ms and skittles so it's also easy to tell apart

haughty herald
naive thistle
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And even if these two obvious traits weren't there you could just semi crush the candy between your fingers

vocal cobalt
haughty herald
vocal cobalt
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im questioning ur question

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cuz it was compeltely out of the blue

haughty herald
vocal cobalt
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ima just ignore u ig

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u make no sense

haughty herald
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Dodging

vocal cobalt
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sorry im not answering random unrelated questions from people idk

hasty olive
haughty herald
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You’d just be shoveling a hand full into your mouth each time

hasty olive
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sophisticated as i am i would pick one with my gilded pincer every 5 minutes and would cut each one into 4 with a pill cutter and only eat a quarter every minute

haughty herald
short star
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Resident memer Olaf

haughty herald
gusty vale
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Woah its that one guy from the new spider man movie

remote relic
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wuh

haughty herald
hasty olive
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roflmaoing my assemble right now

haughty herald
boreal echo
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I’ve seen so much on YouTube

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Just 羽田佐 fatal

wanton sparrow
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Its not her room its your room and you just haven’t taken your meds

runic goblet
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thats my room you can tell by all of the pee stains

wanton sparrow
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Wake up this isn’t real

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Wake up

lament wraith
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The fact this server is able to break my mind even after three years is concerning

gusty vale
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Jokes on you I would never get invited to someone else's room

haughty herald
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a high quality one

gusty vale
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No

elfin turret
desert condor
short star
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Sone the type of guy to get invited to a lot of girl slumber parties (🏳️‍🌈🤣🤣)

upper yarrow
gilded spire
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Playing Hypixel Skyblock

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playing wynncraft

jolly egret
gusty vale
hybrid hill
fast flame
desert condor
quick pelican
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but... ip doesnt work like that

desert condor
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actually, the "this is your ip" threat is useless as hell, 99% of computer users don't know what their own IP even is, and those that do don't remember

quick pelican
desert condor
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ah

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fair

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I forgot, there's a limit to binary

desert condor
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if there's more computers the IPv4 might get upgraded to hold more than 32 bits

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nvm

quick pelican
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thats literally what ipv6 is

desert condor
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that's also wrong, there's already an IPv6 which can hold more

desert condor
quick pelican
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its not that deep

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it was funny screenshot

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but its also a lot easier to type ipv4 to log into your router or something

desert condor
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yeah

thick hill
pliant nexus
pliant nexus
naive thistle
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Jokes on you I still have my sense of touch and smell

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Because m&ms have chocolate inside of them compared to the skittles candy filling, squeezing them causes them to fragment

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Whereas skittles candy when squeezed more so squishes

pliant nexus
naive thistle
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Reeves pieces if they are the solid kind will either not squish at all or fragment, and if they have the peanut butter in them they will fragment and squish

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Ergo

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I can still tell each of them apart

naive thistle
# pliant nexus

Also these feathers could have just been collected from off the ground

pliant nexus
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:/

naive thistle
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No birds were harmed in the making of this meme

pliant nexus
naive thistle
naive thistle
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And I think I exist

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So maybe idk

pliant nexus
naive thistle
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I do not know what that is

pliant nexus
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That one guy , in this case means that I’m referring to you as the killjoy or the kid that everyone dislikes

naive thistle
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Classic horror movie character line

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Let's kill off the person making sense and then we will die in horrendous ways later because we didn't want to listen to them

pliant nexus
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:/

naive thistle
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If you die from a peanut allergy reaction by dipping your hand into mixed bowl of skittles m&ms and reeses pieces I am not at fault

naive thistle
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Here take this and don't tell no one

pliant nexus
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I have a photo of parrot being too close and too curious for chocolate fountain

naive thistle
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Just don't have friends and you'll never go through this emotional pain

pliant nexus
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That’s exactly why I have enemies 😎

naive thistle
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That guy is real sus

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But also

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9 dollars per month?

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Jesus I'm in the wrong business

pliant nexus
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Yea… we need equality as that’s a HUGE wage gap

naive thistle
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Also where the hell is he it's just a field

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Like nothing else, just field

pliant nexus
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Yea, he’s in America probably

naive thistle
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I've never seen such a large flat plain without trees

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It's weird, I dont like it

pliant nexus
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If that makes you feel better, try finding out how our earth looks like

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There is a place inside of “I think” inside inside inside which is inside a crator

harsh sphinx
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huh

pliant nexus
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It’s all fun till a mod shows up with “huh”

naive thistle
gusty vale
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huh

pliant nexus
naive thistle
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That is true

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Meaning they are open to bribes

pliant nexus
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🤔 yea…

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@harsh sphinx i will pay you $50 or £250 to ban woe. 😈

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Let’s see if he’s bribable

naive thistle
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My rank costs that much I've already paid off staff

elfin locust
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Huh

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We get paid??

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Hell yeah

naive thistle
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Yeah salted just tweeted

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Yall are getting a raise

elfin locust
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Wowza!!! 🥳

naive thistle
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Instead of a yearly coffee you'll be getting one every half a year instead

harsh sphinx
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also i’m a she blushcry emoji

harsh sphinx
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brUh

gusty vale
harsh sphinx
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wtf shub

gusty vale
elfin locust
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Wahoo

harsh sphinx
elfin locust
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Yo min t whats your honest opinion on the wahoo fish

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Oh

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There it is

harsh sphinx
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wahoo

elfin locust
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Wahoo

elfin turret
harsh sphinx
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it’s quite a

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waHOOT if you know what i mean

elfin locust
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Sorry that went past my head

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Im too dumb for this

gusty vale
harsh sphinx
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it’s fine honestly i don’t know what i mean either

elfin locust
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Over my head

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Fuck

harsh sphinx
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i was hoping someone else would figure it out for me

naive thistle
pliant nexus
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Hey @elfin locust @harsh sphinx if I wanna chat go to appropriate channel, this is chat for poor

elfin locust
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What

harsh sphinx
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whuh

naive thistle
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Wheh

gusty vale
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🙏

elfin locust
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Goofy goblins

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Holy moly ive only got two more weeks if windowing ahead of me 🤠

naive thistle
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Goofy goblin may be level 1 but I'll still turn it inside out looking for a gold coin

harsh sphinx
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guys look at my humorous internet meymey

elfin locust
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Then ill only be a two armed guy 😔

harsh sphinx
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NOOO

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you’ll always be my window man

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🥺🥺

elfin locust
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Half of my personality will be lost.

naive thistle
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You could do your own windows

elfin locust
naive thistle
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You could do your neighbour's windows while they are at work or asleep

elfin locust
harsh sphinx
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that is a splendid idea

verbal flame
# pliant nexus

Completely ignoring whatever Andrew Tate crap this guy is on, he has some SICK moves

harsh sphinx
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marvellous, even

naive thistle
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Too bad we need to report him to the police

elfin locust
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Istg this shit is so repetitive id go bananas if i didnt have music

verbal flame
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I'll skip the part of learning his opinions, I wanna learn his moves

elfin locust
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Ive done abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvw amount of windows in 2.5 months 😎

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#winning

naive thistle
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Wat

elfin locust
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Im starting to realize it was a bad idea marking them with letters rather than numbers

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Its okay to be a little quirky every once in a while 🤠

verbal flame
gusty vale
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It's hexadecimal

elfin locust
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Hi shadow

harsh sphinx
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hi shub

gusty vale
elfin locust
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Hi min t

harsh sphinx
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hi window man

elfin locust
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Hello

harsh sphinx
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should i call you window man or would you prefer something else?

elfin locust
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Hmm

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Anything except for toby

gusty vale
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Ok toby

elfin locust
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Fuck off

harsh sphinx
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understood Matthew

elfin locust
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😭

gusty vale
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Thats not very nice

harsh sphinx
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someone call the mods!

elfin locust
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What are you gonna do, BAN ME???

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🤯

gusty vale
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Yeah

elfin locust
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Oh

harsh sphinx
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oh gee golly

elfin locust
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I will go cry to nara (we're friends)

frosty crest
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.

upper yarrow
wanton sparrow
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Uh oh

hasty olive
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that is HORRID

round cosmos
mental magnet
deft moss
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It's almost criminal not to have the Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo Daaaayo part

remote relic
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as if everything else isn't also criminal

deft moss
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Nah its comedy gold

uneven zealot
gusty vale
astral wing
fast flame
gusty vale
queen furnace
quiet gate
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cat speaking facts

neat snow
elfin turret
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Me after going to the dentist at 2:30

remote relic
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ofc that's your room

naive thistle
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I'll be honest

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Looks like a nice room

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It's neat, orderly, clean

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Maybe a bit sparse in terms of furniture, atleast add a desk and a computer

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Maybe some bookshelves

north trench
north trench
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u take them

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oh yea btw guys i have a warning for u all

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dont search for "kys" in disc gif search bar it wont show u what u want

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dont take the risk

hasty olive
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hmmm

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bait rule doesn't account for baiting to do bad stuff

north trench
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im just warning ppl

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dont do it brother

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its for ur safety

hasty olive
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guys for the love of god do NOT drink gasoline it is SUCH a terrible mistake i've done 3 seconds ago

hasty olive
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absolutely do NOT get naked and light yourself on fire and run into traffic

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worst mistake of my life

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you are so boring

north trench
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xd im warning ppl bruh

remote relic
hasty olive
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sounds like something a bigot would say

north trench
hasty olive
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i don't even have anything ridiculous that comes to mind that you wouldn't do naturally anyways

remote relic
hasty olive
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i don't have a joke

north trench
remote relic
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too bad

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let it die

north trench
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but it looks like i f*** up

remote relic
hasty olive
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ROBLOX FAN

north trench
remote relic
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what

hasty olive
haughty herald
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someone. is allowed to do his gay little things

north trench
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hell nah

haughty herald
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and we love him for it

north trench
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i dont use reddit

remote relic
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good

hasty olive
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guys absolutely do not go to r/carsfuckingdragon it is just so awful you absolutely should not do not absoulyte do n ot

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i am just warning

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almo

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lmao

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tate is the big g what's your issue?

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do you have like a woman mind?

remote relic
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DRAGON CAR GIF

hasty olive
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idiot lmfoa

ruby fog
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Dragon car gif

north trench
remote relic
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absolutely DO NOT look up dragon car in gifs

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unless they removed it

ruby fog
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Yeah definitely do not

north trench
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wtf

ruby fog
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It will leave a mental image

remote relic
ruby fog
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That you cannot remove

hasty olive
north trench
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bruh looks like my plan worked

remote relic
ruby fog
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It's still there

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Yeah don't

remote relic
ruby fog
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You will not be able to unsee it

remote relic
north trench
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i made my ppl laugh

remote relic
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for the bad reasons

north trench
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we do the minimum amount of trolling saltroll

north trench
stoic robin
neat snow
elfin turret
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neat snow
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this goes hard

desert condor
deft moss
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That's great

quick pelican
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who tf uses light mode

desert condor
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exactly

cerulean cove
desert condor
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didn't realize it was a massive text block

hasty olive
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can you get us bongo cat next time

fiery roost
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perfect

fading vessel
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wtf

fiery roost
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sorry lmao

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NO WAY

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ITS A THING

sleek glacier
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I think you lied

gusty vale
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squirley would never lie

fiery roost
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this is cursed...

sleek glacier
quiet gate
quick pelican
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accurate

quiet gate
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occasionally

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just to piss people off if i am screenshotting discord

jolly egret
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literally me

gusty vale
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literally me

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Except for the girl part Clueless

jolly egret
gusty vale
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No thanks

elfin turret
hasty olive
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aren't you so lonely you vlog events in your life in here

jolly egret
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owned

desert condor
fast flame
astral wing
fiery roost
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here is end of day 3

naive thistle
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It will not be painless I promise, and if you are not able to go to the bathroom after three days once the bandages are off you'll die but

gusty vale
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no

naive thistle
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Think of the benefits

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You'll be more sensitive towards people and life, experience more feelings

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Atleast I think that's how it works...

scenic glade
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that's old

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how did you find that ?

hexed bolt
naive thistle
hexed bolt
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until then?

mighty tartan
hexed bolt
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wait it's not normal to want to be one past that?

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I know it isn't normal for a self proclaimed cis person

hexed bolt
cerulean cove
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You want back pain from your bewbs ?

naive thistle
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It's purely logical

hexed bolt
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is what an egg would say :)

naive thistle
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I really don't understand what your attempting to get at

hexed bolt
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anyway wanna see a meme

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this. this has to be a fucking meme

hexed bolt
naive thistle
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I do not know what cis or afab is

hexed bolt
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cis = not trans

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afab = assigned female at birth = "born a girl"

gusty vale
naive thistle
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This world confuses me

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Too many ways to describe a person

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My small brain can't remember them all x)

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Why not just say female instead of afab

short star
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LGBTQ somehow inventing 3000 different ways to describe a female

hexed bolt
naive thistle
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Just saying female works

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Cause they are female...

verbal flame
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Got me good, auto-mod

naive thistle
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Chat filter strikes again

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Rip yoshi

wanton sparrow
hexed bolt
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love auto mod

naive thistle
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Wynncraft update 2.05, we finally fixed our discord chat filter bot

verbal flame
hexed bolt
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never gonna happen

naive thistle
hexed bolt
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yeah I'm confused as well now idfk anymore

verbal flame
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Gender is a societal construct, unlike secks. Look it up, some smart guy a long time ago figured there was a difference

naive thistle
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Biologically speaking everyone is born either male or female, or very rarely both

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But mentally or physically they can change how they see and act throughout life

hexed bolt
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suppose that's correct

verbal flame
hexed bolt
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welp I gtg, lesson starts kill me

naive thistle
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I've always known gender and sax to be the same, just two different words..

verbal flame
naive thistle
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It's completely redundant

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If they are female just say female, saying afab is weird

verbal flame
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Probably before you were born lol

naive thistle
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Who's to say

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Either way I desperately am trying to understand the terms and phrases used but there is just so many and its constantly confusing me

verbal flame
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The American Physiological Society, according to google

naive thistle
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Everytime I think I got a handle on it people start using new words ive enver heard of x)

verbal flame
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The truth of the matter is that plenty of it is extremely conflictive, and there is plenty of in-fighting within the communities associated. I'm Asexual, but I don't like telling folks because they lump me in with Twitter degenerates.

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Praise the folks who don't make being gay their single personality trait

naive thistle
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How does being asexual relate to Twitter degenerates

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Oh

verbal flame
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Asexuality falls under the LGBT+ umbrella

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Hence the +

naive thistle
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Wait how

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If asexual is just feeling no saxual attraction that just seems normal

verbal flame
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But I pretend that Pride month has absolutely nothing to do with me because companies marketing my sexuality is extremely obnoxious

verbal flame
naive thistle
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Are you displeased that your not saxually attracted to people?

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If so then it's a problem but

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If your happy with it that's all that matters

verbal flame
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It's not something I've ever had, so I don't miss it. I've really no opinion on it

potent dune
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Yo this is memes and this sounds like a general channel conversation

naive thistle
tired haven
verbal flame
naive thistle
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It's the best chat for it cause when people start posting memes again everything gets buried

tired haven
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Yeah that’s about it usually

verbal flame
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There's nothing stopping y'all from posting memes while we talk lol

tired haven
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Any conversation can instantly be ended by the sudden appearance of 3.7 billion memes, so that changes the vibe I think

modern gyro
verbal flame
naive thistle
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Also realistically the only reason why not being saxually or romantically attracted to a person isn't considered normal is because society as a whole is geared towards making people think they need a partner to be happy

verbal flame
naive thistle
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As a person who walks and takes the bus more then I drive I see living in London as an absolute win

tired haven
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Wow it’s as if London wants to encourage walking and the use of public transport 😳

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Good on ‘em tbh

formal arrow
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Xd moment

naive thistle
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Who needs walkable cities promoting green spaces when gas companies can make mass amounts of money and acres of land can be paved over into a gray bland scene

formal arrow
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That moment when in the country where public transport is among the most advanced in the whole world, everyone still complains it's poorly managed

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Netherlands moment

marsh prairie
inner needle
slow elbow
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ok shut the FUCK up about politics and donate to my tna bounty

inner needle
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anyway trans rights

slow elbow
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nope they need lefts aswell

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how will they live with only the right half??!?@?!m?@???

inner needle
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we've already got the leftists we just need the right wing to not kill us hope this helps :)

slow elbow
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Me saying communism = evil on a big server and putting my phone on vibrate

inner needle
slow elbow
short star
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True

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Thoust bretherine is unable to witness people discussing thy names for genders

inner needle
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oh dw girlies i block anyone that i think is annoying

slow elbow
short star
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"I will block anyone who I think is mildly annoying"

hearty urchin
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Looks like y’all are proving their point

remote relic
inner needle
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pro tip if you want to be a girl you just can be

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there's no need to buy thigh highs or skirts or anything like that you can simply Be A Girl, no monetary exchange necessary

hearty urchin
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You have to pay me a hundred dollars actually

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It’s the fee

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Sorry y’all

remote relic
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saying you are and looking down and seeing you are is completely different

slow elbow
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^

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honestly all of this shit is fucked

remote relic
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and the whole like thinking/telling yourself that you are, while not being it is how you get stuff like afab/amab that confuses some people like Woe

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it's not bad to do it, but like

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if you're willing to go through the smallest bit to make you feel the way you want to be, why not just do it

brisk hedge
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what is a chair
while this question would work as an example under ideal circumstances it, more often than not, will be counterproductive
it is not worth it

remote relic
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buy those cute clothes

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🫵

runic goblet
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Go outside

cerulean cove
runic goblet
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all of you

remote relic
cerulean cove
remote relic
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there's the goal then

cerulean cove
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It's in the making currently

remote relic
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nice

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cerulean cove
short star
drowsy vault
haughty herald
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We’re cool like that

haughty herald
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They could’ve reused the google logo

short star
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I became a top player by just FISHING ?

dense olive
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yeah its brilliant

drowsy vault
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2006 honda civic

hexed bolt
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what the hell have I done

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this wasn't meant to be serious, why did you all start having a discussion about it

short star
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vap profile pic / nichijou banner....

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monkayikes fr !!!

hexed bolt
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I may have accidentally started some discussion

short star
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about

hexed bolt
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trans and gender

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I was making a joke

short star
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i got the perfect meme

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hold on two ticks

round cosmos
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idk

hexed bolt
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anyway imma go home and hug my blåhaj

round cosmos
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someone took it seriously i guess

short star
brisk hedge
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this what happens when a slightly unstable topic appears with many opinions on said topic both in legal and technical circumstances
(I severely regret not just watching it happen)

short star
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Gender...

hexed bolt
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gender

round cosmos
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he is just so gender

hexed bolt
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it scares me

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for I do not understand

ebon slate
haughty herald
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@haughty herald whats good resident memer

haughty herald
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Anything but chinchillas

short star
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you know everything in the world is right if olaf is here

haughty herald
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they sogged the woman

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cute mustache

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Join kittystare

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( a server about this kitty )

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emptyiness.

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LOL'

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Rekt

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The hyperspecific subreddit and the upvote sent me

hexed bolt
cerulean cove
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Sad

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But so was that

haughty herald
hexed bolt
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it's not a dog, it's an alien

pliant nexus
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Sigma based Andrew tate hustle alpha escape the matrix overthrow the Bolivian government

drowsy vault
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so true bestie

short star
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Fr fr L BOZO feminist straight 🔥 Andrew tate Aidan Ross assassinate the french prime minister

mighty tartan
jolly egret
pliant nexus
astral wing
pliant nexus
mystic cave
cosmic forge
pliant nexus
elfin turret
naive thistle
haughty herald
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people who pretend it isnt just havent tasted real pizza

naive thistle
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Dominoes is the best pizza I've had

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All other pizza chains suck

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You just have bad taste if you think dominoes is bad

haughty herald
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and not a pizza from a pizza chain

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pizza chain pizza also sucks

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just that dominoes sucks more

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cant say that

naive thistle
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Wait is it dominoes I'm thinking of or panago...

haughty herald
naive thistle
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It might be panago

haughty herald
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this?

cosmic forge
haughty herald
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thats a pizza that looks a hell of a lot better than dominoes

haughty herald
ruby fog
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Little Ceasars

naive thistle
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I was definitely thinking of panago not dominoes

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Excuse my brain I basically just woke up x)

remote relic
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y'all haven't had real pizza and it shows

naive thistle
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Panago pizza rocks

remote relic
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sure, what you can get from these chains is technically pizza, but man are you missing out if you're eating those bland factory made pizzas

naive thistle
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Some of us don't live the high society life where we can spend 4 hours preparing a home made pizza and sipping champagne

remote relic
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you just fell into a trap, woe

naive thistle
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I like traps

remote relic
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I don't live in high society life and I don't sip champagne
I'm still taking about a pizza you'd buy from somewhere, it's just that some places make godly hand made pizzas and by some MIRACLE I got to experience one in my own town

remote relic
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and after eating it, every other chain's pizza became so much worse

naive thistle
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Ah so you found one in your home town by some small miracle

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A hometown where almost no one else here lives eh

remote relic
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a town that is 100% worse than yours

haughty herald
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sometimes for cheaper than dominoes too lol

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and its better

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made in real pizza ovens

naive thistle
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I order panago cause its the best

haughty herald
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instead of those conveyor belt bullshit

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ovens

remote relic
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bro

naive thistle
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Where else am I going to get that barbecue chicken bacon pizza

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With barbecue sauce, red onions

remote relic
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I swear some of those pizza chains just use frozen pizzas

haughty herald
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they dont have a monopoly on toppings

naive thistle
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I have yet to see a restaurant here with that kind of pizza

haughty herald
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have you been looking?

remote relic
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clearly not since he only chooses one place

naive thistle
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I've settled on one place because it's the best

remote relic
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have you tested every place to see if there's any better

haughty herald
neat snow
remote relic
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lmao

haughty herald
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and he doesnt even realise it

naive thistle
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It may be Canada but I don't want to be politely shanked

haughty herald
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you have google

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just google a place

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an
italian place whatever

naive thistle
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I don't trust Google it monitors what I say

remote relic
neat snow
haughty herald
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then use another browser

remote relic
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John Oliver Fork

neat snow
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Oh the reddit attribution can fuck off

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I don’t care if someone sees I got it off r/pics

haughty herald
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dont you use that language here buddy

neat snow
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sowwy

naive thistle
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People eat chopped up onions how bad could a whole one be

hasty olive
quick pelican
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green lantern???

naive thistle
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What?

quick pelican
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actually might be local to me nvm

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thouyght it was biugger

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but JETS???

naive thistle
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I don't see what planes have to do with pizza

haughty herald
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not beating the allegations

remote relic
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yeah

haughty herald
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i dont think i can post what i want to

remote relic
haughty herald
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just imagine i sent the funniest thing ever

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but at the same time not that funny

naive thistle
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If it's not that funny then it can't be the funniest thing ever

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Checkmate

haughty herald
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i realized the pigs cannot fathom the beauty of a diamond

naive thistle
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Diamonds are not pretty

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It's just a shiny stone grossly overpriced to bleed people's wallets dry

haughty herald
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CVD diamonds

neat snow
pliant nexus
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guys, how do you weigh a millennial?

neat snow
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with time

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no wait that’s millennium

pliant nexus
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no, you do it in insta grams

haughty herald
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kevin gates needs to be put down

pliant nexus
remote relic
pliant nexus
ruby fog
neat snow
pliant nexus
ruby fog
pliant nexus
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I mean... Im #1 lari simp but c'mon

🤔 is there lari dakimakura?

remote relic
queen furnace
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the hell is a dakimakura

ruby fog
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Her actions aren't based. And I mean in any sense of the word at all

neat snow
ruby fog
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I didnt need to know that

neat snow
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I wish I didn’t

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I think I’ll just hug my blahaj to sleep

crystal hare
hybrid hill
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who has it

neat snow
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Probably the person who draws the orphion fanart

hasty olive
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y'know

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the person

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as in, singular

neat snow
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yes