was gonna say just pick 2 but i remembered they lowered the class limit for rankless people to 3 but it got changed to 5 before release but that's still forcing losing another class to take a dupe
#🍺general
rich tusk
its all on 1 slot
i just cant decide
what to actually use
i got hero
so i got enough slots
just cant decide bc
highest dps is exploding summon hadal
and lowest is absolution
but the hadal ones are just
1 hit and im dead
viral inlet
Easy solution : don’t get hit 
slate vine
is minecraft down for anyone else
short tide
is minecraft down for anyone else
yea
wispy acorn
Cannot access outlook.com either
short tide
viral inlet
Wanted to play on priv server with my wive today guess not 🥲
chrome hazel
hollow knot
who plays chess here
keen hemlock
same my minecraft telling me im offline bruh
hollow knot
who plays chess here
me
stable sentinel
DAILY REMINDER 💥 WATER, FOOD 💥 DAILY REMINDER
grizzled tapir
Wait, wait, wait
So, question
I am not the only one who has issues with getting on Minecraft?
wispy acorn
***I am not the only one who has issues with getting on Minecraft?***
Potential microsoft issue
crimson olive
everyone on earth is rn
grizzled tapir
Bruh, I legit started to feel like I got IP Banned by Mojang, lol.
stable sentinel
the entire universe is down
vapid summit
everyone on earth is rn
people on Mars chillin
stable sentinel
minecraft rapture is upon us
spare moth
hello, I have the same problem
short tide
hello, I have the same problem
yea give it few hours, im sure theyre gonna fix it soon
rich tusk
i think ill never ever use hadal again
spare moth
yea give it few hours, im sure theyre gonna fix it soon
I can't even run minecraft (prism launcher)
rich tusk
always feel like im playing with 1 hp but 1mil dps
short tide
I can't even run minecraft (prism launcher)
try modrinth or normal minecraft launcher, my essentials arent working either when playing singleplayer
crimson olive
I can't even run minecraft (prism launcher)
my thing got completely deauthed and i have to reconnect the account to it but i can't since the page is down lol
grizzled tapir
I can't even run minecraft (prism launcher)
Having switched to Linux, I also just run Prism Launcher now, and it gives me the same errors.
grizzled tapir
try modrinth or normal minecraft launcher, my essentials arent working either wh...
Normal launcher doesnt work either for me
wispy acorn
Microsoft problem
grizzled tapir
Puts me in offline mode
short tide
Normal launcher doesnt work either for me
huh, weird
crimson olive
microsofts' services is dead entirely rn
short tide
modrinth works but the skins wont load
crimson olive
there's essentially nothing to connect to
short tide
microsofts' services is dead entirely rn
r we even surprised?
thick ibex
no
gaunt mortar
😿
grizzled tapir
vapid summit
https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969
What is he touching and why is it so bright where he is
stable sentinel
it’s like a pc screen but max brightness in the sky
grizzled tapir
What is he touching and why is it so bright where he is
Ultra 4K HD Grassblock Textures.
spare moth
open the door buddy, nature is waiting
no, please(
agile sail
time to touch grass until 
fixes minecraft servers
gleaming zephyr
Major Microsoft outage happening right now. (Explains why some cannot login to Minecraft.)
So far they're saying Azure is down, Affecting, Teams, Xbox, Office 365, Minecraft, etc.
https://azure.status.microsoft/en-gb/status
From 29 second ago..
"Azure Portal Access Issues
Starting at approximately 16:00 UTC, we began experiencing Azure Front Door issues resulting in a loss of availability of some services. In addition. customers may experience issues accessing the Azure Portal. Customers can attempt to use programmatic methods (PowerShell, CLI, etc.) to access/utilize resources if they are unable to access the portal directly. We have failed the portal away from Azure Front Door (AFD) to attempt to mitigate the portal access issues and are continuing to assess the situation.
We are actively assessing failover options of internal services from our AFD infrastructure. Our investigation into the contributing factors and additional recovery workstreams continues. More information will be provided within 60 minutes or sooner.
This message was last updated at 16:57 UTC on 29 October 2025"
indigo plover
From 29 second ago..
"Azure Portal Access Issues
Starting at approximately 16...
whats azure
ionic crane
thank you Microsoft very cool
stable sentinel
From 29 second ago..
"Azure Portal Access Issues
Starting at approximately 16...
so we just need to ssh in? let me pull out my private key rq
gleaming zephyr
so we just need to ssh in? let me pull out my private key rq
Go for it lad.
stable sentinel
secret mc trapdoor auth method
spare moth
I cant believe it, how am I gonna get my coffee
The morning doesn't start with coffee(
stable jewel
now i understand where the 1500 ping is coming from
stable sentinel
now i understand where the 1500 ping is coming from
nah that’s probably still just wynn hahaha
stable jewel
nah that’s probably still just wynn hahaha
havent joined the server yet
its been my ping on everything for the past 7hrs
stable sentinel
ahh ok
tight sphinx
😎
простите, правительство моей страны решило к чёрту положить не только русский интернет
-# Sorry, my country's government has decided to shut down not only the Russian internet
stable jewel
xD
queen citrus
my lr 
stable jewel
my lr <:life:1278036425350058004>
queen citrus
<:do_you_fart:1275735345509695629>
yes, i'm currently experiencing early onset symptoms of food poisoning 
imagine getting food poisoning 2 weeks in a row 
stable jewel
yes, i'm currently experiencing early onset symptoms of food poisoning <:xdd:117...
sounds lovely.
queen citrus
the fact that it happened 2 weeks in a row is the problem
i was fighting for my life last thursday too 
fucking hell
stable jewel
just dont eat food 🧠
queen citrus
thick ibex
or just gather your own food
stable jewel
expired milk only
thick ibex
like fish,berries,etc
stable jewel
minecraft irl
queen citrus
gather 100 wheats and sell it in the trade market
grizzled tapir
Okay, lowkey, this is actually kinda funny
oak moat
what did microsoft do smh
spare moth
простите, правительство моей страны решило к чёрту положить не только русский ин...
РосКомПозор и до америки добрался
thick ibex
what did microsoft do smh
probably accidentally pulled off the plug
spice solar
#📫noticeboard message were the winners never announced?
oak moat
lead dev probably got redstone trapped
grizzled tapir
probably accidentally pulled off the plug
Me, with my army of mind controlled sharks
stable sentinel
https://discord.com/channels/143852930036924417/1152744969732378645/142871821347...
later today or tomorrow
stable jewel
unpluged the wrong cord
stable sentinel
hahaha
spice solar
🥀
tight sphinx
РосКомПозор и до америки добрался
и не говори
grizzled tapir
I feel like this is a sign XD
stable jewel
🛑
wispy bobcat
Okay, lowkey, this is actually kinda funny
I hate living through interesting times why must Microsoft die
grizzled tapir
oak moat
intern accidentally caused 1 krillion dollars of damage with this one simple move
raw nebula
weird how google and microsoft just have so many products the average person will likely never know about
stable jewel
oak moat
weird how google and microsoft just have so many products the average person wil...
they license them for company use
grizzled tapir
i should upgrade from windows 11 to linux (/hj)
I upgraded from Windows 10 to Linux Mint Cinnamon
wet hazel
I upgraded from Windows 10 to Linux Mint Cinnamon
Same
I did have to cut the loss in terms of using multiple processes at once, but I guess you can't win 'em all
But looks like Mojang's completely bollocked up now
plush fractal
raw nebula
thank you
knotty current
raw nebula
aw haha
exotic cedar
stable jewel
raw nebula
i suppose mc is down for me also, i'll wamtch fullmetal instead of wynn tonight
stable jewel
lets raid microsoft
grizzled tapir
lets raid microsoft
Raid Microsoft Shadow Legends
quartz basin
Game working yet?
stable jewel
Game working yet?
quartz basin
https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-muppets-meme-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-1698...
Rip
stable jewel
upbeat leaf
stable jewel
lucky me
rich tusk
raw nebula
kittr
trail bobcat
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MicroSoft
clear trench
elder sonnet
clear trench
steel pond
minecraft is down
stable jewel
minecraft is down
didnt notice
steel pond
didnt notice
ikr
elder sonnet
damn really
stable jewel
raw nebula
inland viper
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318383862761521242/1318383862954463242/G...
gg sight mounted right behind the fucking iron 😭
prime python
microsoft servers got screwed or what?
steel pond
microsoft servers got screwed or what?
it is officially down forever
the end of microsoft
elder sonnet
yeah they got nuked apparently
steel pond
touch grass guys
dry karma
true
stable jewel
-20k 😭
steel pond
use this time to touch grass
rich tusk
time to hop on path of exile
stable sentinel
rich tusk
and roblox
stable jewel
NOOOOO
steel pond
frfr
prime python
rich tusk
and megabonk
steel pond
steam games
rare compass
2 months left for fruma
steel pond
2 months left for fruma
2 years*
idle vessel
yeah they got nuked apparently
nuked by mossad who expected this
stable sentinel
we really got gta 6 before fruma
raw nebula
colossal rat chewed on the cables
inland viper
the mossad is after microsoft
steel pond
nuked by mossad who expected this
ofc who else
inland viper
rich tusk
so
steel pond
they revealed the truth
prime python
a wee-big rat broke into microsoft servers?
rich tusk
microsoft gone for a while?
steel pond
they broke their pacts with devils
inland viper
collosal rat
stable sentinel
a wee-big rat broke into microsoft servers?
colossal, even
steel pond
so ofc mossad is after microsoft
rich tusk
guess what
inland viper
chicken butt
stable sentinel
i’ll bind your isaac
inland viper
imma go ask whats wrong with microsoft
hollow plaza
bruh fuck aws ngl
inland viper
stable jewel
imma go ask whats wrong with microsoft
thanks
hollow plaza
thre one day off work
rich tusk
i want to grind my mage to lvl 105 today
hollow plaza
they fuck my day over
inland viper
thre one day off work
SO TRUE
rich tusk
but now i cant
inland viper
LAWL
raw nebula
they fuck my day over
sorry... ):
inland viper
ahhh you bum
rich tusk
I am working 6 days
inland viper
dont get employed
hollow plaza
46 hours
dry karma
hollow plaza
today my 1 day off this week
stable jewel
rich tusk
https://tenor.com/view/jeonghan-horse-on-beach-jeonghan-man-jeonghan-jeonghan-si...
idk why i keep saying it just so idk prob not even meant to use it that way
addictive
fierce glen
i love how this place becomes every time servers down
hollow plaza
anyone watch lazerbeam?
dry karma
idk why i keep saying it just so idk prob not even meant to use it that way
It's fine
rich tusk
fierce glen
thankfully this time i see no human ouroboros
stable jewel
anyone watch lazerbeam?
nah mate
rich tusk
https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-frog-talking-discussing-meme-gif-26871471
microsoft when it comes to making the worst minecraft updates
stable jewel
rich tusk
https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-the-creaking-new-minecraft-update-minecraft-upd...
depression update
quick merlin
Is the minecraft server not working for anyone else
dry karma
kinda
rich tusk
merry token
guys
stable jewel
Is the minecraft server not working for anyone else
nah working fine
merry token
is minecraft down?
lyric lion
microsoft servers blew up
dry karma
yes mc is down
raw nebula
grass ❤️
stable jewel
stable jewel
ykw it's raining and pretty cold outside... im going to take a jog!
wanna interlock toes insted?
rich tusk
guys trust me he will save the world
night coyote
wanna interlock toes insted?
if I can suck them?
dry karma
stable jewel
night coyote
stable sentinel
stable jewel
freaky ahh
rich tusk
https://tenor.com/view/hump-day-happy-meeting-sex-make-love-gif-15543099
i found this and i find it weirdly funny
stable jewel
raw nebula
i... im just going to go, bye ppl
and goodbye ducklord ✨ o/
elder sonnet
damn bro servers better get back soon shi getting weird
clear trench
stable sentinel
yeah kinda wild how ppl are posting crazy stuff in this chat
dry karma
grizzled tapir
damn bro servers better get back soon shi getting weird
It is an entire mega corporation who just failed globally.
night coyote
it’s nuts
clear trench
grizzled tapir
That's gonna take a while to fix.
stable jewel
stable jewel
elder sonnet
post your first ever favourited gif
kinda wanna stay not banned in the discord ngl
stable sentinel
sly flame
https://tenor.com/view/op-cube-animation-gif-15857075
satisfying
clear trench
kinda wanna stay not banned in the discord ngl
facts
rich tusk
kinda wanna stay not banned in the discord ngl
i can agree since 1 missclick will get me banned too ❤️
elder sonnet
stable jewel
kinda wanna stay not banned in the discord ngl
thats why i didnt do the first
elder sonnet
well just do this
stable jewel
dry karma
cat
rich tusk
we should all play shellshock live
night coyote
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288425279802576993/1294197405612245022/t...
is that a yes… ?
With duck
static harbor
mmh, are Microsoft's servers still down?
broken bison
mmh, are Microsoft's servers still down?
yes
static harbor
yeesh
sly flame
night coyote
Once the servers are back online my villagers are going to be punished
stable jewel
Once the servers are back online my villagers are going to be punished
wym by that
elder sonnet
rich tusk
imma play "grow a garden"
elder sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-25282707
pov his villagers
clear trench
imma play "grow a garden"
no
stable jewel
imma play "grow a garden"
night coyote
https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-25282707
Ah yes
clear trench
dry karma
I'm luck didn't got crash minecraft yet
stable jewel
https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-25282707
sly flame
gentlemanly zombie
naive monolith
https://tenor.com/view/mojang-minecraft-hate-minecraft-memes-meme-gif-26084264
dont hurt rainbow sheeps
xD
dry karma
xddd
dry karma
dont hurt rainbow sheeps
don't worry I don't
sly flame
naive monolith
don't worry I don't
ok
rich tusk
im feeling hungry
stable jewel
clear trench
vague grove
Did the servers just go down in the last few minutes?
rich tusk
oml genuinly roblox is such garbage like why does it take 3 minutes to load into a game
rich tusk
Did the servers just go down in the last few minutes?
nah
they fine
you cant join bc you are not good enough
dry karma
just microsoft trolling
elder sonnet
macrohard
autumn rock
is minecraft down?
dry karma
orcmiftost
stable jewel
Did the servers just go down in the last few minutes?
shut karma
is anyone using the Feather client?
stable jewel
vivid inlet
@solar bone hey i have a joke for you wanna hear?
stable jewel
<@842945115084816404> hey i have a joke for you wanna hear?
no
solar bone
<@842945115084816404> hey i have a joke for you wanna hear?
Ok YvBow
stable jewel
learn to read bro im speaking to talisman
no
solar bone
Whos there
vivid inlet
6
spark turret
is anyone using the Feather client?
every launcher that label themself as "client" are bad
solar bone
6 who
shut karma
every launcher that label themself as "client" are bad
i cant log in my minecraft account.
rich tusk
everytime i want to go in minecraft i read "minecraft.exe" and im feeling like im playing with a launcher thats a virus
spark turret
i cant log in my minecraft account.
auth servers are down atm
rich tusk
but its the basic launcher
shut karma
auth servers are down atm
fkkk
spark turret
blame microsoft
stable jewel
steel citrus
@stable jewel wanna hear a joke
vast totem
@stable jewel wanna hear a joke
vast totem
Ok. why was the wynncraft afraid of 6?
steel citrus
why did the diddy blud cross the road
dry karma
💀
vivid inlet
i wanna hear it
solar bone
stable jewel
baby oil
solar bone
Bow why was 6 afraid of 8
steel citrus
because 67
vast totem
because the 67 of the other side wynn craft 😂
steel citrus
maniac i heard u were a diddy disciple bro
stable jewel
vast totem
this is me when you say 67 is bad meme
stable jewel
maniac i heard u were a diddy disciple bro
how do you know this
steel citrus
everytime u say 67 isnt funny a 67 blud loses his wings 💔
steel citrus
how do you know this
im with the IDF
autumn rock
is minecraft down?
solar bone
is minecraft down?
Ya
stable jewel
rookie
idle vessel
im with the IDF
iranian defensive force?
steel citrus
iranian defensive force?
no israeli
stable jewel
i play mc since 2017
rookie
idle vessel
no israeli
iranian
hollow plaza
mc still down?
steel citrus
🇮🇱
idle vessel
yeah
dry karma
enchant speaking moment
idle vessel
ꖎ𝙹∷↸ 𝙹⎓ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ⍊╎ꖎᒷ
atleast 2 shaloms in there
steel citrus
you wont catch me im all oiled up
my vice grip insnares all you shall not escape me
dry karma
xdddd
stable jewel
my vice grip insnares all you shall not escape me
dry karma
bro chilling
steel citrus
if i held ur mom hostage would u say 67 is funny to save her life
stable jewel
if i held ur mom hostage would u say 67 is funny to save her life
she already gone man
vivid inlet
if i held ur mom hostage would u say 67 is funny to save her life
i wouldnt even say 6-7 is unfunny to save my moms life
steel citrus
she already gone man
wb yo baby mama
stable jewel
not american mate
idle vessel
if i held ur mom hostage would u say 67 is funny to save her life
hostage?
reminds me of something
vast totem
maniac sus because he say 67 is bad meme
grizzled tapir
I would say 6 7 is unfunny to kill someone.
stable jewel
havent said anythin about it
vast totem
I would say 6 7 is unfunny to kill someone.
Why ?
steel citrus
if u say 67 isnt funny i will rip ur larynx out ur neck
vast totem
Its not.
steel citrus
vivid inlet
like among us?
solar bone
If i was held hostage i would say 
to convince them to let me go
steel citrus
SUS DIDDYBLUD
grizzled tapir
Bro, freaking Brainrotted Zoomers
vivid inlet
im not brainrotted
steel citrus
freaking diddy blud
idle vessel
If i was held hostage i would say <:steamhappy:1431116505151701013> to convince ...
you would get bombed before you could convince them
dry karma
chaos
solar bone
you would get bombed before you could convince them
Well no because i’d say it fast
steel citrus
you would get bombed before you could convince them
im israeli and i can confirm this to be true
solar bone
Sure bow
vivid inlet
why was 5 scared of 6
idle vessel
Well no because i’d say it fast
faster than the mossad3000 bomb?
solar bone
I dont know bow
vivid inlet
because 6-7 XD
solar bone
faster than the mossad3000 bomb?
Ya
solar bone
Oh ok bow good one bow
stable jewel
https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210
funny
rich tusk
https://tenor.com/view/spaghetti-spaghetti-in-swimming-pool-spaghetti-swimming-p...
not enough
vivid inlet
https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210
did unc snap
XD
steel citrus
41 BUT I GOT 41 GOLD
rich tusk
guys
steel citrus
u have to pledge ur allegiance to 67 to play minecraft rn
rich tusk
i got 67 emote in cr
grizzled tapir
Me, a traditionalist, remembering when 69 was the only meme number.
stable jewel
Me, a traditionalist, remembering when 69 was the only meme number.
ikr
dry karma
I think, I really need a popcorn right now watching in chat lol
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, even 420 didn't exist yet
steel citrus
Back in my day, even 420 didn't exist yet
whatever gramps
stable jewel
ong feelin old now
vivid inlet
Back in my day, even 420 didn't exist yet
holy unc
rich tusk
Back in my day, even 420 didn't exist yet
grizzled tapir
back in your day you was playing fortnite season 1 too huh?
Back in my day, Fortnite wasn't a thing yet.
steel citrus
back in my day we killed people with hammers
rich tusk
back in your day you was playing fortnite season 1 too huh?
season 4 and 5 🥀
vivid inlet
Back in my day, Fortnite wasn't a thing yet.
dang how was the dinosaurs unc
rich tusk
back in my day we killed people with hammers
back in my day i ate sand
steel citrus
cyrillian owes jesus $5 bruh this blud so old
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, Minecraft was still developed by Notch
mint fjord
are the servers still down
stable jewel
back in my day diddy wasnt in jail
steel citrus
back in my day daniel schnider licked my toe
rich tusk
back in my day i was in my day
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, Facebook and YouTube were still new
vivid inlet
anyone here want to vc
vivid inlet
Back in my day, Facebook and YouTube were still new
those were out before i was born bro
you are so unc
stable jewel
back in my day the iphone wasnt a thing
grizzled tapir
those were out before i was born bro
Bro, how flipping young are you
dry karma
Back in my day when secret clock dungeon completed first time lol
steel citrus
back in my day we called tiktok vine
vivid inlet
Bro, how flipping young are you
2012
stable jewel
im not 50 breh
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, I still used Windows XP
steel citrus
back in my day u could find the love of ur life on Kik
stable jewel
back in my day. i cant remeber
grizzled tapir
back in my day u could find the love of ur life on Kik
Back in my day, MySpace and ClubPenguin
stable jewel
Back in my day, MySpace and ClubPenguin
i miss that shit
mint fjord
servers still down?
dry karma
back in my day. Human I remember you're wynn solider
steel citrus
Back in my day, MySpace and ClubPenguin
back in my day u could drop hella slurs on club penguin
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, Nintendo was still good
vivid inlet
Back in my day, MySpace and ClubPenguin
ive never heard of either of those
how old are you
wth
rich tusk
back in my day wynncraft didnt exist
wispy acorn
Hello any chill gooners?
dry karma
wat
steel citrus
back in my day u could abbreviate club penguin in public
stable jewel
i dont talk to children
vivid inlet
icl
grizzled tapir
You're born in 2012?
I'm like, at least twice your age.
steel citrus
im just a babeh 🥺
stable jewel
13 xD
stable jewel
older than that buddo
steel citrus
born in 2012? rough bruh
vast totem
@wispy acorn sus
rich tusk
imma visit jasper
vivid inlet
join vc pals
grizzled tapir
Back in my day.
It was still the 20th Century.
rich tusk
ok coming back
wispy acorn
older than that buddo
u got the corniest profile ever ngl to u
vivid inlet
You're born in 2012?
I'm like, at least twice your age.
nah i was joking
im actually 20
XD
anyways join vc im bored..
stable jewel
u got the corniest profile ever ngl to u
thanks lil man
full swallow
Where are the giveaway winners at
rich tusk
i cant talk
grizzled tapir
Back in my day, I was upset because I couldn't watch SpongeBob.
Because 9/11 flooded the news.
vast totem
Back in my day, I was upset because I couldn't watch SpongeBob.
Because 9/11 flo...
You are a wynncuck
steel citrus
You are a wynncuck
LOL
vast totem
This is a spin off of cucks and wynncraft
vivid inlet
Back in my day, I was upset because I couldn't watch SpongeBob.
Because 9/11 flo...
so youre like 30?
stable jewel
Back in my day, I was upset because I couldn't watch SpongeBob.
Because 9/11 flo...
im not that old
dry karma
Back in my day, when got my laptop, and begin playing minecraft.
wispy acorn
im not that old
how old are u
onyx reef
what is this conversation i checked up on this server once in like 4 years
stable jewel
fkn old but also not old
steel citrus
back in my day u could play minecraft hunger games all day
rich tusk
@turbid wadi show build gng
onyx reef
ngl i got a sudden urge to play wynncraft again that's why im here
grizzled tapir
You are a wynncuck
Back in my day, Wynncraft's Corrupted Sand-Swept Tomb Dungeon was speedrunned every weekend with DXP.
vivid inlet
@grizzled tapirback in my day i had intercourse with your mom
stable jewel
how old are u
between 2001 - 2007 so thats not old
stable sentinel
<@430344965416157195>back in my day i had intercourse with your mom
cult classic
wispy acorn
between 2001 - 2007 so thats not old
lol pedo
grizzled tapir
Also, I'm 27.
wispy acorn
Also, I'm 27.
27 playing wynncraft god damn bruh
vast totem
Also, I'm 27.
U are old enough to retire
steel citrus
@stable jewel back in my day i touched ur mom WITH consent
stable jewel
<@642332635128922133> back in my day i touched ur mom WITH consent
type shit
wispy acorn
back in my day consent wasnt a thing
vivid inlet
Also, I'm 27.
why are you speaking so seriously and punctual on discord unc..
vast totem
back in my day consent wasnt a thing
#RELATABLE
vivid inlet
just hop off the platform..
grizzled tapir
why are you speaking so seriously and punctual on discord unc..
I have manners.
stable sentinel
Also, I'm 27.
You’re so old. (I’m 25)
stable jewel
You’re so old. (I’m 25)
both of yous are older than me
grizzled tapir
Ur acting like this is the most important email of your life
Well, duh, I know, but I just like typing this way.
wispy acorn
lol remember when they created the first computer? good days
stable sentinel
both of yous are older than me
that would be correct ✅
grizzled tapir
I find a lack of punctuation and too much abbreviation to be messy.
stable sentinel
mm yeah i hate ppl who do tht
grizzled tapir
So when I have literally nothing else go do, other than typing, I type like this.
stable jewel
I find a lack of punctuation and too much abbreviation to be messy.
they haven't learnt punctuation yet at school
grizzled tapir
Of course I also have moments where I pretty much don't care how messy my texts look, because I'm stressed out.
vivid inlet
mm yeah i hate ppl who do tht
he just said he hates abbreviation and you agreed while abbreviating "people" LOL
solar bone
i was alive in 87 bc when the first analogue computer was made by the greeks
stable sentinel
he just said he hates abbreviation and you agreed while abbreviating "people" LO...
😈
rich tusk
solar bone
lets all join vc
no.... never..
dry karma
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276518074190790688/1276519976165183488/M...
blocktales lol
grizzled tapir
he just said he hates abbreviation and you agreed while abbreviating "people" LO...
Back in my day, I was there when LOL was invented.
stable sentinel
Back in my day, I was there when LOL was invented.
I bet they don’t know what coolmathgames.com even is
vivid inlet
Back in my day, I was there when LOL was invented.
ya ok loser
grizzled tapir
I remember when LMFAO was just a band.
solar bone
i was alive when words were invented
vast totem
I remember when LMFAO was just a band.
LMFAO is not a band they made party rocking
solar bone
i actually wrote the first word (not including the inventor of words)
wispy acorn
@grizzled tapir in which episode of jidion do u show up
rich tusk
blocktales lol
stable jewel
back in my day some guy died on the cross
wispy acorn
cyrillian do u have a wife and kids
dry karma
https://tenor.com/view/sharko-deepwoken-sharko-deepwoken-megalodaunt-the-deep-is...
ok what ups lol
vivid inlet
back in my day we invented fire in 5000 B.C
grizzled tapir
cyrillian do u have a wife and kids
Nah.
vivid inlet
where were you guys?
spare moth
guys, minecraft now working or still not?
dry karma
back in my day when secret discovery on (886 AP)
stable sentinel
guys, minecraft now working or still not?
negatory ghost rider
rich tusk
ok what ups lol
i dont get it but yyes
sharp oxide
Who won the giveaway
solar bone
bow i invented the word fire
stable jewel
back in my day we invented fire in 5000 B.C
120k years ago it was inveted ur off a few years there
stable sentinel
Who won the giveaway
announced later today or tomorrow
rich tusk
that could only mean 1 thing
sharp oxide
Okay ty
rich tusk
he is scared to answer wrongly
dry karma
E
solar bone
hello
steel citrus
@grizzled tapir do u have a significant other
vivid inlet
120k years ago it was inveted ur off a few years there
ya it was a clear joke making fun of that chaoid guy
you idiot..
solar bone
bow you seem strange wanna play wynncraft
stable jewel
you idiot..
funny
grizzled tapir
<@430344965416157195> do u have a significant other
No, and I'm not interested in one either.
stable jewel
solar bone
w
rich tusk
No, and I'm not interested in one either.
steel citrus
No, and I'm not interested in one either.
sooo ur 27 with no plans of having a family or anything
stable jewel
sooo ur 27 with no plans of having a family or anything
you dont gotta have a fam to be happy
steel citrus
#cooked #youllregretthatin10years
grizzled tapir
you dont gotta have a fam to be happy
Yep.
stable jewel
man is still young anyways
solar bone
im happy playing wynncraft and im 2100 years old
dry karma
ok
steel citrus
man is still young anyways
hes pushing 30 bruh idk bout that “young” part
grizzled tapir
Oh, you sweet summer child.
stable jewel
hes pushing 30 bruh idk bout that “young” part
40 is old mate
stable jewel
this statement just made me hella uncomfortable
inner diddy coming out
grizzled tapir
Smh, mfw the zoomers don't even know common rhetoric and figures of speech.
steel citrus
inner diddy coming out
i diddled ur mum keed
stable jewel
i diddled ur mum keed
thanks lil man
steel citrus
Smh, mfw the zoomers don't even know common rhetoric and figures of speech.
i know what it means it just sounds weird coming from u
grizzled tapir
i know what it means it just sounds weird coming from u
Good.
solar bone
these darn zoomers am i right
grizzled tapir
these darn zoomers am i right
"Get off my lawn!"
steel citrus
heh, millennials.
grizzled tapir
Well, see, the funny thing is.
People born in 1998 are legally part of Generation Z.
grizzled tapir
heh, millennials.
In other words.
I wish I was a millennial.
steel citrus
In other words.
I ***wish*** I was a millennial.
do u have a career or anything
or plans for the future
steel citrus
minecraft the only thing keeping u going
stone shoal
any tips for combat level 54? what should i do
prisma edge
flesh cave
ember knoll
Is the server down?
prisma edge
Is the server down?
the whole game is down
lost ice
microsoft servers are down
steel citrus
any tips for combat level 54? what should i do
sell ur gear ur gonna need the money
ember knoll
the whole game is down
damn...
prisma edge
any tips for combat level 54? what should i do
flesh cave
stone shoal
flesh cave
how does that help
hybrid nova
any tips for combat level 54? what should i do
quests
just do quests
dont do flesh on first playthrough
grizzled tapir
I only really popped in chat today, because I was curious if I was just IP Banned by Mojang, or if others had problems with Minecraft as well.
prisma edge
how does that help
fastest level farm in the game
dense yacht
no way the servers are still down 🙁
mild mortar
any tips for combat level 54? what should i do
Quest , dont do fast level , enjoy the game
stone shoal
alr, thanks
pastel herald
I only really popped in chat today, because I was curious if I was just IP Banne...
microsoft azure is down due to dns so mc auth servers dont work
grizzled tapir
microsoft azure is down due to dns so mc auth servers dont work
Yep, I read about that an hour or so ago.
Whole situation is pretty funny, actually.
grizzled tapir
I worked in an office space for 4 years.
Do you know how many companies depend on Microsoft Office?
All of that is down as well.
pastel herald
das so fire
stable jewel
I worked in an office space for 4 years.
Do you know how many companies depend o...
i couldnt sit in an office for that long
verbal heart
when serv will come back?
grizzled tapir
It would be "relatively" tame, if it was just Minecraft being down.
hollow plaza
mc back up?
grizzled tapir
when serv will come back?
Ask Bill Gates.
wet hazel
when serv will come back?
It'll come back when Microsoft Azure's issue has been resolved
dusty turret
i couldnt sit in an office for that long
Take a Coffee. and just chill
wet hazel
This isn't a problem on Mojang's side, its Microsoft Azure having an issue, which has also caused other systems to go down, including NatWest (a British bank), and heck even the Scottish Parliament is having issues!
Patience is the only thing we can use atm, not much we can do as its up to Microsoft to fix their own issues
If you got any offline worlds you want to play on, you can do so, its just no multiplayer access
vapid summit
This isn't a problem on Mojang's side, its Microsoft Azure having an issue, whic...
Kind of Mojangs fault for selling out to Microsoft
safe current
This isn't a problem on Mojang's side, its Microsoft Azure having an issue, whic...
as well as, scarily, Heathrow and Alaska's airports
rapid fossil
minecraft down?
prisma edge
yes
grizzled tapir
as well as, scarily, Heathrow and Alaska's airports
Heh, funny.
rapid fossil
🙁
wet hazel
Kind of Mojangs fault for selling out to Microsoft
Agreed, especially with Microsoft basically turning Minecraft into something else, especially with the EULA change that involved the prohibitation of firearms and stuff, which was not announced in advance, and could've violated some sort of law
wet hazel
minecraft down?
Aye, its Microsoft Azure's well, fault atm (Mojang and other services were affected as part of a domino effect)
naive snow
is wynn still down?
lost ice
when is it not gonna be down
wet hazel
when is it not gonna be down
No ETA yet
grizzled tapir
when is it not gonna be down
Ask Bill Gates.
prisma edge
microsoft holding minecraft hostage until fruma comes out
low dove
damn mc being down? never imagine in a million years
wet hazel
damn mc being down? never imagine in a million years
Well last outage was on Mojang's part afaik
This time? Microsoft Azure of all freaking services
Hey!
Yes
Its fine
wet hazel
You can play offline stuff like I said, but Wynncraft and other servers can't work atm
grizzled tapir
Huh
wet hazel
@knotty hornet Issue resolved now
stable jewel
lmao
wet hazel
There's someone using a slur here
inner pilot
You can play offline stuff like I said, but Wynncraft and other servers can't wo...
wynncraft works
you just cant connect it
inner pilot
if you was there it working fine
knotty hornet
good riddance
grizzled tapir
good riddance
Nice.
inner pilot
almost 1h waiting for groots queue
hollow plaza
almost 1h waiting for groots queue
lol
wet hazel
I was afk while trying to keep an eye on my guild's terrs but Microsoft Azure decided to heck things up
wet hazel
Looks like there's signs of recovery atm, but we've gotta wait and see
hollow plaza
my 1 off day fucking ruined
stable jewel
havent even joined the server im so pumped
wet hazel
havent even joined the server im so pumped
You new?
wet hazel
Alright
stable jewel
i dont know anything about the server xD
wet hazel
If you've played Hypixel SkyBlock or other MMO servers, its kinda like such, with it mostly being PvE focused
stable jewel
ah easy
wet hazel
is hsb even an mmo?
Yes, but RPG is kind of a hit and miss thing as well
Cos there's not much RPG about it
prisma edge
true
wet hazel
But anyway, Wynncraft is pretty much an RPG much like Runescape, which was likely inspiration for such
prisma edge
wynncrafts boss fights suck unfortunately, at least the ones that werent revamped
verbal arch
anyone else having trouble to launch minecraft?
west fiber
hi chat
steel pond
anyone else having trouble to launch minecraft?
mojang is down
prisma edge
bob, qira, amadel and a lot of quest bosses still have that 10+ year old ai with the ring of white particles into some bullshit
wet hazel
ah easy
Of course, you do get to choose any one of 5 classes, but if you're new to RPGs, Mage is arguably something good to try for a starter, otherwise Warrior if you want something tanky, but its up to you
verbal arch
mojang is down
Thanks i alrady knew i was just checking to make sure
halcyon flower
anyone else having trouble to launch minecraft?
Anything related to Microsoft is down. Took out half the internet.
First AWS, then CloudFlare, now azure
stable jewel
Of course, you do get to choose any one of 5 classes, but if you're new to RPGs,...
cheers
halcyon flower
Wtf is happening to the internet these days
west fiber
stable jewel
Wtf is happening to the internet these days
soft mirco
naive monolith
https://tenor.com/view/stelle-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-peak-peak-cinema-gif-1487...
mc is finally playable
halcyon flower
First AWS, then CloudFlare, now azure
All the "too big to fail" services are imploding
stable jewel
mc is finally playable
lucky
halcyon flower
And at the same time no less
wet hazel
Archer, Assassin and Shaman are also other classes you can choose, but I just listed the two in case you wanted to choose either a Damage-focused class (it can also later be used for Support) or something Tanky (which can also be good damage as well)
sharp atlas
perfect time for me to learn how to lootrun
ionic tartan
pull up that one lr guide!
wet hazel
Just note there is no "best class" to use in Wynncraft, but the only recommendations are to be taken with a grain of salt
sharp atlas
from flop studios?
orchid niche
Anything related to Microsoft is down. Took out half the internet.
When it was aws it was fine but Minecraft??
Going too far
wet hazel
Looks like I can get back on now
sharp atlas
I heard warrior is best for lootruns
wet hazel
I heard warrior is best for lootruns
Yep
naive monolith
from flop studios?
yes ig
orchid niche
Seems like it has been down for hours too
west fiber
I heard warrior is best for lootruns
i'd say warrior is second best
halcyon flower
When it was aws it was fine but Minecraft??
This isn't taking out Minecraft, it took out half the internet.
west fiber
(first best imo is mage)
sharp atlas
is lootquality items still good?
ionic tartan
but a bit aged
actually more aged than expected
sharp atlas
I used to lootrun before the lootrun update
wet hazel
Morph Collapse is arguably the best budget build as well, especially with it being useable for any archetype
prisma edge
is this another global bsod situation
ionic tartan
crimson beacons are recent
naive monolith
actually more aged than expected
yes
ionic tartan
west fiber
like mage has the best movement when getting from challenge to challenge
sharp atlas
I have a couple mythics like Discoverer, fatal, dawnbreak and Monster
ionic tartan
heres one i found when i was searching aye
halcyon flower
Amazon explodes the internet, then CloudFlare explodes the internet, now Microsoft exploded the internet.
Why tf is all that happening in such a short period of time
sharp atlas
is discoverer still good?
ionic tartan
is discoverer still good?
for boxed runs
sharp atlas
or have they nerfed lootbonus
halcyon flower
Amazon explodes the internet, then CloudFlare explodes the internet, now Microso...
It's like people just decided that this is the correct month to break the internet.
ionic tartan
flying chest stuffs
prisma edge
It's like people just decided that this is the correct month to break the intern...
im just glad this didnt happen during fruma
steel pond
Amazon explodes the internet, then CloudFlare explodes the internet, now Microso...
its for a ritual
west fiber
is discoverer still good?
if you do boxed mythic runs sure
and if you want more mob drops
ionic tartan
i still havent found any boxed mythics despite me running 😪😪😪
wet hazel
Nope its not working for me
ionic tartan
come on molten give me 3 boxed crabs
wet hazel
It was able to work, but not now
west fiber
my pb is 5 boxed mythics in a lootrun
ionic tartan
mine is 1 box and its a pure
night fractal
server back up?
west fiber
boxed pure is hard to find
prisma edge
no
halcyon flower
server back up?
Microsoft blew up the internet. It will take some time for this to get fixed.
vapid summit
Servers are back
steel pond
mojang is still down
ionic tartan
boxed pure is hard to find
still got terrible rolls on it
wet hazel
My first Mythic was a Grandmother from a chest when I was doing a Corkus lootrun in 2024, and my latest was a Discoverer, also in a chest but with a lootrun in the Molten Heights, I sold both
jolly swallow
Anyone back in yet?
orchid niche
I can connect to minecraft.net now so it's getting better
Site isn't loading but it's not giving an error
west fiber
still got terrible rolls on it
i have yet to get a boxed warp 😔
ionic tartan
oh well man im going to try and lootrun again tomorrow
wet hazel
I was almost able to get on via Prism Launcher but because my laptop froze, I had to log out using Ctrl, Alt and Backspace on Linux Mint, and now I'm offline atm
I'll try re-launching Prism Launcher
ionic tartan
i failed an optigourmand one because i had hubris on high scaling mobs
wet hazel
Crap
steel pond
microsoft is up
wet hazel
Still down for me
orchid niche
Minecraft.net was down too but now it's good
stable jewel
gonna be down for me for a while
orchid niche
Means they're working on it at least
steel pond
starbucks.com is also down
mossy harbor
is Fruma coming out OMG OMG
wet hazel
NatWest's app is working for me
prisma edge
is Fruma coming out OMG OMG
no
trim imp
fruma crashed the whole internet
orchid niche
is Fruma coming out OMG OMG
Yep this whole internet shutdown is cause fruma is otw
wet hazel
So that's good for something in the UK
grizzled tapir
My first Mythic was a Grandmother from a chest when I was doing a Corkus lootrun...
My first one was Apocalypse
orchid niche
fruma crashed the whole internet
YEA
wet hazel
My first one was Apocalypse
Nice
mossy harbor
Yep this whole internet shutdown is cause fruma is otw
yessir
trim imp
that would be a big ad btw
orchid niche
Also hi shoyo
rich tusk
I NEED WYNNCRAFT
prisma edge
realistically we should get the fruma website as soon as the event is over
but thats the optimistic route
wet hazel
Bugger, its still wanting me to play Offline cos I can't get on
rich tusk
anyone here who used or uses absolution?
primal fossil
oh its not just me??
verbal arch
not for me sadly
wet hazel
Not for me
verbal arch
oh its not just me??
its the whole world
primal fossil
okay good i thought my computer was finally eating shit & dying 😮💨
dense lion
site is useless... need the launcher bud
verbal arch
okay good i thought my computer was finally eating shit & dying 😮💨
if run so many powershell scripts haha
verbal arch
mann i was just starting to play wynn again after 3 years haha
orchid niche
I swear everyone here has been playing this for years
wet hazel
Nope can't access the site on my phone either
orchid niche
And I just got into it it's so weird
orchid niche
Nope can't access the site on my phone either
It's working for me
Very slow to load tho
wet hazel
Yeah my Wi-Fi is playing up now
ruby dagger
i cry
spare moth
nice
wet hazel
Okay maybe not
quick merlin
Sorry guys, minecraft being down is my fault. I have to study for an exam and God knows I was tryna hop on the craft
ruby dagger
doesnt even let me in
stable sentinel
Sorry guys, minecraft being down is my fault. I have to study for an exam and G...
name checks out
orchid niche
I'm getting on I think
grizzled tapir
Current status.
orchid niche
Just very slowly lol
thin eagle
Sorry guys, minecraft being down is my fault. I have to study for an exam and G...
goddamnit asian matthew
You've fucked us all
wet hazel
Yeah I think some regions are fine for some parts, but it's taking time
halcyon flower
Current status.
Quick question
south shard
Current status.
wow
thin eagle
Just because you couldn't put the computer down for a few hours
halcyon flower
Current status.
Who the fuck uses Microsoft viva engage
stable sentinel
who was here for the great minecraft outage of 2025?
ruby dagger
What happened to that image
halcyon flower
Who the fuck uses Microsoft viva engage
And more importantly
stable jewel
site is useless... need the launcher bud
roblox launcher for minecraft
orchid niche
Who the fuck uses Microsoft viva engage
I don't even know what the fuck that is
LOL
halcyon flower
And more importantly
Who the fuck cares enough about viva engage to bother reporting it to down detector
orchid niche
Who the fuck cares enough about viva engage to bother reporting it to down detec...
REAL
steel pond
steel pond
nope