Wynd planefapping

[patent reef]

Don’t

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This isn’t bad

It could end up bad

Ok no weather is good

Isn’t why they have given us like 3h+ for these flights

It’s like 1h50 each way

[patent reef]

@peak urchin opinion https://girlcockx.com/desireeamerica4/status/2011521344706355526?s=46

Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4)

Imagine looking out your window, wheels down, seconds from landing, and suddenly the pilot slams the throttle and pulls straight up.
︀︀
︀︀​That’s what happened to Southwest Flight 2504 at Chicago Midway. They were feet from the ground when a private jet just casually strolled onto the runway without clearance.
︀︀
︀︀​The investigation just confirmed the worst part: The private pilot was TOLD to stop. He repeated the order. And then he crossed anyway.
︀︀
︀︀​The Southwest pilot’s split-second reaction is the only reason 143 people went home to their families instead of the morgue. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is now threatening to pull licenses, and frankly, it’s about time.
︀︀​If you can't follow a simple instruction, you don't belong in a cockpit.
︀︀
︀︀​Would you get back on a plane after seeing this out your window?

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girlcockx · Jan 14, 2026, 7:30 PM

[peak urchin]

America

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/petemuntean/status/2011532868242325933?s=46 America

Pete Muntean (@petemuntean)

MAJOR UPDATE: The NTSB now says a 3-inch housing of an engine mount bearing failed in November’s crash of a UPS MD-11F crash in Louisville. The part was flagged in a Boeing alert to airlines in 2011.

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FixupX · Jan 14, 2026, 8:16 PM

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[errant laurel]

long flights

[rotund tree]

Have fun!

[abstract bane]

enjoy tenerife

[peak urchin]

I’m in Tenerife

Terrible

They are so slow

[patent reef]

Why is this not you

[errant laurel]

max gipsvluchten

[peak urchin]

@abstract bane map

[errant laurel]

weird map.

what is this

i dont like how they show inland waters as land

lelystad prank

[peak urchin]

Our inflight map on our work devices

[patent reef]

what is it connected to

[peak urchin]

Nothing

It loads the flight plan layer with a pre loaded map of the world on the bottom and you set the departure time and it will estimate your position

[rotund tree]

@peak urchin so you know what you're working in Feb yet?

[peak urchin]

1 month on every Friday a new week is released

I’m up to the 2nd week now

@rotund tree opinions on the MAG Stansted Travelcard

[rotund tree]

Why do you look 12?!

[peak urchin]

I’m also in 240p

[rotund tree]

What you working 1st Feb? If anything?

[rotund tree]

Not my flight then! Shame

You can wave to me as you taxi out and I taxi in!

I'm FR7383 that day, CPH-STN, arrival of 1305

[rotund tree]

Kwaliteh

£210 too? Does that cover train and coach?

[peak urchin]

Yes

[peak urchin]

Hou will not be arriving at 1305

[rotund tree]

Hopefully earlier as it's Ryan!

[errant laurel]

soo random collection of not even towns but administrative regio s

[errant laurel]

its his airline twink life

[patent reef]

Would, next

[noble rose]

nah mate, he is 13, he is on discord afterall

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[peak urchin]

We are training today

Ffs

[abstract bane]

bucharest flights good

enjou the 25 minutes there

[peak urchin]

This was a terrible day

We had a fugitive onboard

[fresh crater]

How did this go

[peak urchin]

Police took him to a special hotel with no windows

[fresh crater]

damn he got a free central London hotel

[peak urchin]

Yes

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/mickokeeffe/status/2013954610835103922?s=46

MichaeloKeeffe (@MickOKeeffe)

Michael O'Leary - "Elon Musk called me a retarded twat."
︀︀
︀︀😂

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FixupX · Jan 21, 2026, 12:39 PM

lol

[patent reef]

The full one is even better https://fixupx.com/wutangkids/status/2014012666918952990?s=46

Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids)

The @ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary is hilarious, just like their twitter account stuffing Elon in a locker

Quoting Ryanair (@Ryanair)
︀
.@elonmusk

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FixupX · Jan 21, 2026, 4:30 PM

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This is good

[rotund tree]

Nice!

Flight to HEL!

[peak urchin]

God has blessed me tomorrow with an empty fueteventura

[fresh crater]

holy shit wyndbrain Finland 🥰

[rotund tree]

Just booked on it to annoy you 😉

[peak urchin]

I will offload you

[errant laurel]

hmm when will sophie spawncamp on wynd flights

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[rotund tree]

Enjoy

[patent reef]

When are you accidentally deploying the emergency exit slide

[errant laurel]

he cant. ryanaie has this probably weg bezuinigd

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This is bad

[errant laurel]

enjoy your 35min of tenerife

when wynd jet2

[peak urchin]

Never jet2 shit airline

This flight is very full

[errant laurel]

:c

[peak urchin]

This is shit day

I dislike English people greatly

[errant laurel]

when will you work for a soupjurk airline?

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[rotund tree]

@peak urchin 9H-QAN

Thoughts?

[peak urchin]

I have flown in this

Good plane

[rotund tree]

Just landed in it at STN

[rotund tree]

First time ever hitting STN and it being very busy too

Tbf, the queue has been pretty much non-stop, thankfully

And freedom!

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/aviationbrk/status/2018716278639194540?s=46 sheesh

Breaking Aviation News & Videos (@aviationbrk)

A Cirrus SR20 G6 CAPS system gets entangled on an electricity pylon during an emergency landing attempt near Rochdale, Greater Manchester, UK.
︀︀
︀︀Police, firefighters and an air ambulance were sent to a patch of farmland close to Littleborough, Rochdale, shortly after 11:00 GMT.
︀︀
︀︀"We are currently in attendance to establish the full circumstances and assess any casualties," Greater Manchester Police said.
︀︀
︀︀The air ambulance called to the scene - in Tunshill Lane which is just off Kiln Lane and close to Tunshill Golf Club - later landed at Salford Royal Hospital.
︀︀
︀︀The Air Accident Investigation Branch confirmed an investigation had been launched and a team of inspectors had been sent to the scene.

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FixupX · Feb 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

[peak urchin]

Good standby

[abstract bane]

Great shift

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This is good shift @abstract bane

[errant laurel]

whats szz

[abstract bane]

Stettin I think

[peak urchin]

@fresh crater LEMONGE

[errant laurel]

very good

gemeentelijk vliegvelden Frankrijk vibe.

[fresh crater]

Good

[peak urchin]

They build the airport from cobblestone blocks

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This could be very bad

I think this will be ok

[fresh crater]

Finland!

Enjoy -22°c

[peak urchin]

Not good

[abstract bane]

Very good

[peak urchin]

Terrible wake up call

Bulgary terrible

[abstract bane]

Enjoy this

[errant laurel]

enjoy

[peak urchin]

@fresh crater today ritten

[fresh crater]

Good

I'm at Schiphol rn

[peak urchin]

Terrible

Why

[fresh crater]

Work

Holidaymakers are a good crowd to have in the bus

But they don't seem to understand that suitcases are also affected by gravity

[abstract bane]

please take treinen in finland

[peak urchin]

This is going to happen

[patent reef]

Amazing

Have fun

Is this with the missus

[peak urchin]

No

Mums birthday present

[patent reef]

cool

[peak urchin]

Terrible awful crap day

[rotund tree]

Double Marseille, ew

[abstract bane]

I don't like it

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/pubity/status/2025616132343026176?s=46 when are you doing this

Pubity (@pubity)

Lufthansa passengers were trapped overnight in an airplane after their flight from Munich to Copenhagen was cancelled on the runway
︀︀
︀︀Ground staff at Munich’s airport had already gone home and could not transport the passengers back to the airport until 6 A.M. the next day

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FixupX · Feb 22, 2026, 4:58 PM

[fresh crater]

bad kissingen

[peak urchin]

This seems ok

Skill issue but ok

I have done worst

Today shift

Lol someone got shocked

[patent reef]

wtf

[peak urchin]

Back on it

This is good shift

[patent reef]

https://www.arff-services.com/en/simulator/ when are you doing this

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[peak urchin]

@cosmic geyser I feel you would like these

[cosmic geyser]

I do omg

Epic, especially the mist one
Was that one taken yesterday?

[peak urchin]

Ye

Quite bad fog atm in the south of England

All day yesterday

[cosmic geyser]

Poggers

[peak urchin]

We had a goaround because of birds

We hit one

But it didn’t go in the engine so they have sent the engineer with the mop

[patent reef]

Engineer with the mop

[peak urchin]

To clean the dead bird off the aircraft

[patent reef]

Sucks

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This might be terrible

Oh it is terrible

[peak urchin]

Aircraft has just taken off from riga 1h20 late

This will be not kosher day

[errant laurel]

why are you complaining? you only got 4hrs work

[patent reef]

3 hours too many 🤣 🤣

[peak urchin]

4h work with full Prague with drunk English people

Today shift also isn’t great

Full and full and aircraft change

[errant laurel]

when jet2

or easyslet

or tapas air

[peak urchin]

Bad

Wtf

Oh it first officer

Daddy paid for my ATPL final boss

[cosmic geyser]

Scary

[cosmic geyser]

Lmao

[errant laurel]

buy it

they are worthless 2nd hand

[peak urchin]

@cosmic geyser

[cosmic geyser]

very cool

[abstract bane]

I disagree with the guy in the background of this image

[errant laurel]

most average bristish guy

[peak urchin]

Self love tattooed on the fingers , Money, Power, Respect on one leg, Born sinner and 7 sins on the other

This is idiot person

[errant laurel]

not as idiot as the person i just got on bus. with spiderwebs and tears tattood in his face

[peak urchin]

lol

just got the new pay proposal

83.30gbp extra per month for the mext 5 years dropping to 50gbp extra per month after the first year

[patent reef]

lol

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/turbinetraveler/status/2031642965555159519?s=46 🤩 Phuket closed

Turbine Traveller (@Turbinetraveler)

Phuket International Airport has been temporarily closed following a landing incident involving Air India Express flight IX938.
︀︀
︀︀The Boeing 737 MAX 8 (Reg: VT-BWQ) from Rajiv Gandhi International Airport reportedly suffered a nose wheel failure on landing, leaving the aircraft stranded on the runway and forcing the airport to suspend operations.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:06 AM

@peak urchin when are you SEA

[hollow cradle]

Holy shit i didn’t expect landing gears to be able to do that

Esp not the front one

[peak urchin]

this was one of ours

this was a really big pilot fuckup

manual braking with inop antiskid

locks your wheels up

then he failed to command for an evacuation when he should have

the captain had a very big no tea no biscuits meeting

[patent reef]

your wheel is not supposed to look like that

why should he have evacuated

did any of the sensors indicate fire

[hollow cradle]

Maybe structural integrity was compromised?

[hollow cradle]

https://youtu.be/0WFv2E69FSA?is=Y_b7AyI_mElb_BoD

[peak urchin]

they dont have any outside of the engine or apu

[hollow cradle]

I thought there was censors anywhere there is wires?

[peak urchin]

there was a small fire started on one of the tyres but he didnt command it

any situation like this its an immidiate evacuation no matter what anyone says

same with a runway excursion

[peak urchin]

no

[hollow cradle]

[peak urchin]

you have tyre temp sensors and break temp sensors but they both only work if the tyres and brakes still exist

[hollow cradle]

What’s the apu?

[peak urchin]

a small engine in the back of the plane for air pressure, A/C, electrical power and engine starts

[hollow cradle]

Ahh

Yeah cos i think i watched some video recently

[hollow cradle]

About some Swiss air flight

That got downed near Canada because of a fire near the A/C

[peak urchin]

this was an electrical fire in the overhead avionics compartment that was spread by fresh o2 supplied by the A/C system

the APU is only used when on the ground in normal situations

[hollow cradle]

Ahh

[peak urchin]

most flights actually only use it for abour 10-20 min

this captain really really fucked up

[patent reef]

not if it's before takeoff tho?

[peak urchin]

no

only landing

[patent reef]

aye fair

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This is ok shift

Made even better by today plane

[errant laurel]

buzz this still exists?

is this for legal reasons?

[peak urchin]

Polish subsidiary

Formerly Ryanair sun

Introduced to operate charter and adhoc flights from Poland

They fly to like Antalya and Izmir

Non normal Ryanair destinations

[patent reef]

Did you wear a bee costume

[peak urchin]

No

[patent reef]

Sad

[peak urchin]

Got called of standby on my day 1

Terrible

Awful

[abstract bane]

This is great thank you

Wyndbrain Veendam

[peak urchin]

Veendam

[fresh crater]

Please do more matritten

[patent reef]

Maxritten 🤩

[peak urchin]

Nigerian presidents plane

ACJ330

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This is horrible

[rotund tree]

Could be worse! At least you have Leave in there! Least I'm assuming that's what the Ls are?

[errant laurel]

guy allmos thas 2 weeks off and no flights and complains?

[peak urchin]

7 days in a row

Illegal pattern

Max you can do is 6 in a row rostered and 7 if you swap for it

[abstract bane]

Amazing

[peak urchin]

@abstract bane SOFIA

[abstract bane]

so nice

I disagree with the computer that made ryanair timetables

[peak urchin]

Oh

Oh now this is going to be fun

[fading orchid]

nice

[rotund tree]

Is this Cabin Crew?

[peak urchin]

Ye

[fresh crater]

Strikes incoming?

[peak urchin]

Maybe

We have to see what they offer

Today shift

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/hocstaffer/status/2036056149271708129?s=46 @peak urchin onion on this whole accident?

HoCStaffer (@HoCStaffer)

Air Traffic Controller who allowed fire truck to cross runway in front of #AC8646 admits he "messed up."

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FixupX · Mar 23, 2026, 12:23 PM

[peak urchin]

Bit shocking tbh I think ATC was way too overworked

[patent reef]

New update dropped

Christ

[fading orchid]

jip

[rotund tree]

Ryanair cabin crew life innit

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/suzierizzo1/status/2036349149197549618?s=46 truly fucked country innit

Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1)

This Female Air Traffic Controller who seems excellent at her job & also really sweet is working while she’s really sick with most likely a respiratory infection & they won’t allow her to take any time off she said. You can hear how concerned the Pilots are while talking to her!

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FixupX · Mar 24, 2026, 7:47 AM

[peak urchin]

Get fucked

[patent reef]

This isn’t the flex you think it is

Stanst*d

[peak urchin]

Today shift

This should be easy

@patent reef BADEN-BADEN 🫣🫣🫣🫣🥵🥵🥵🥵🦶🦶🦶🦶👌👌👌👌🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🔫🔫🔫🔫🇸🇳🇸🇳🇸🇳🇸🇳

[patent reef]

😳😳😳😳😳😳

[rotund tree]

I like FR63... was my first flight after 6.5 years!

[peak urchin]

Interesting

[peak urchin]

@fresh crater LUX

[patent reef]

@jagged coral opinion

[fresh crater]

Very good

[jagged coral]

seems like typical stalling tactics

[peak urchin]

I mean we have like 70% of the uk in the union now

It’s not like they can just ignore the threat of IA

People are saying no sales for a week see how they react

[jagged coral]

yeah lmao ive never understood the rationale when companies do this and try and pretend nothing is going on because it just makes stuff worse

people get pissed off

[jagged coral]

lmaooooooo yes

[peak urchin]

@rotund tree @fresh crater

Love Luxembourg

@cosmic geyser

[rotund tree]

Very nice

[patent reef]

Opinion on this deal @peak urchin

[peak urchin]

Subway bad

[fresh crater]

Ready to fly sub

You

[peak urchin]

Gran Canaria cool

[peak urchin]

I had subway today ☹️

[peak urchin]

Last day finally

@abstract bane opinions on Cagliari

[abstract bane]

pretty good

sardinie

[rotund tree]

Not my brain forgetting the clocks changed thinking "why is Stansted LT different to UTC?"

[peak urchin]

This pissed me off

I thought I would finish at like 10

Week done

Baden-Baden, Bratislava, Szczecin, Luxembourg, Athens, Gran Canaria and Cagliari

Decent week

[patent reef]

dumbass

[fresh crater]

fuck you wyndbrain

[jagged coral]

sbubby

[peak urchin]

Why you bully me

[fresh crater]

This shit

[peak urchin]

i send these to my gf

funny asf

[errant laurel]

ow do these originate via wynd?

[hollow cradle]

“Babe should we try this?”

[peak urchin]

nah more like "haha look at this dipshit"

[patent reef]

Uh huh yeah sure

[peak urchin]

Today shift

Aircraft change bad

Very bad

@rotund tree terrible news the sex aventra at 0521 is a 5 car 😭😭😭

Whoever planned this should be fingered by a sandpaper glove

[peak urchin]

Already a 45 min slot

Today will make me kill myself

Terrible day

5 car to Stansted rammed

Aircraft change and delayed already

[abstract bane]

hmm nice

[rotund tree]

Derailment in one of the depots. It was either a 5-car on cancel it

Expect your train home to be shorter as well

All 5-cars allocated after you arrive until the 1443 train

[peak urchin]

Great

Can’t wait

Fuck sake

[rotund tree]

Situation vastly improved. Now back up to 10-cars

[patent reef]

https://girlcockx.com/turbinetraveler/status/2039482188727455889?s=46 oh they made a plane for you

Turbine Traveller (@Turbinetraveler)

That 'RETARD' call just wouldn't quit...
︀︀SAS Airbus A320 lands at Svalbard Airport with the callout stuck all the way to the gate.
︀︀📹: B. P

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girlcockx · Apr 1, 2026, 11:17 PM

[peak urchin]

what the pilots hear when your onboard

[patent reef]

I’m coming for you

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[rotund tree]

Have fun

[peak urchin]

Today shift very long

1h of spare time and uk weather is fucked

[fresh crater]

Why are you lava

[peak urchin]

Brat city

[errant laurel]

he isnt called Brat.

[peak urchin]

Just been called 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[errant laurel]

lol. are you even able to make that

[peak urchin]

I made it

[peak urchin]

Last shift before AL

[rotund tree]

Finished by 3. I wish that was me 😂

[peak urchin]

Cfu

[peak urchin]

Bird got clarted on departure from Corfu lol

[jagged coral]

F

[patent reef]

F

[peak urchin]

Today shift

[rotund tree]

Nice short day! Have fun!

[peak urchin]

Today ritten

This is pretty bad

I was supposed to do something worse tho

So I don’t mind

[patent reef]

Epic

[peak urchin]

@patent reef opinions on Malmö airport

[patent reef]

Not needed

Just take a train

[peak urchin]

They better fucking not

I will be throwing hands

[rotund tree]

Wyndbain Ibiza incoming?

[peak urchin]

Stansted is currently closed due to a drone

Amazing

Love it

[rotund tree]

Oh dear

Holy...

[peak urchin]

Reopen again now

Getting everything out

[cosmic geyser]

Im not max but I have positive nostalgic memories about it

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/spaethflies/status/2047618705052356626?s=46 cool

Andreas Spaeth (@SpaethFlies)

BREAKING @Ryanair closes base at @berlinairport with 7 a/c in October, loss of 210 jobs and 50% of FR routes at BER. Airline blames high German and particularly BER costs and “hopeless inefficiency.” #avgeek

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FixupX · Apr 24, 2026, 10:08 AM

https://x.com/berlinairport/status/2047642809763516669?s=46 Airport drama 🤩

BER – Berlin Brandenburg Airport (@berlinairport)

@SpaethFlies @Ryanair We are surprised by Ryanair’s announcement at this stage. We are currently in negotiations with the airlines. There are no plans to increase airport charges.

X · Apr 24, 2026, 11:44 AM

[errant laurel]

they will just find some random polish airport willing to adopt berlin in its name

[fading orchid]

ryanair dingen 🥰

[errant laurel]

I like O'leary

he doesnt let anybody fuck with him

[peak urchin]

Berlin-Szczecin

This is bad tbh

More Berlin flights from Stansted

[peak urchin]

Today shift is terrible

I hope I get hit by an Iranian drone

[fresh crater]

Cyprus

Enjoy

[errant laurel]

hmm paphos. this is benidorm but cyprus for brits.

enjoy elderly having sex somewhere in the plane like the jet2 flight

[peak urchin]

Yes

This would be good

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/avgeek_jan/status/2048385639599522176?s=46

Avgeek Jan (@Avgeek_Jan)

🔴 A TAP Air Portugal pilot ignored four separate warnings before nearly crashing his Airbus A320neo into the hills near Prague Airport, this past January. Two warnings came from his co-pilot, two more from air traffic control. None of them made him pull up.
︀︀
︀︀Investigators believe he fell into a state of "tunnel vision" and misread the navigation map, thinking he was already 13 km closer to Prague than he actually was. He began descending as if on final approach to the airport, while still flying over forested terrain west of the city.
︀︀
︀︀The emergency pull-up only started at 295 meters above the ground. The plane climbed to 1,784 meters, with passengers experiencing 2G forces in the cabin during the sharp ascent. The crew then made a hard left turn to loop back and try the approach again, which investigators say further confirms the pilot believed he was already near the airport.
︀︀
︀︀To make things worse, the cockpit voice recorder captured n…

FixupX · Apr 26, 2026, 12:56 PM

Onion?

[peak urchin]

Terriblr

Today shift brrrrr

[rotund tree]

I hope you've Polished the plane!

[peak urchin]

I will time you out

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/Ryanair_ES/status/2048694824933507330/video/1?s=46 lol

Ryanair España (@Ryanair_ES)

Los aeropuertos regionales españoles están vacíos ‼️
︀︀
︀︀Entonces… ¿por qué se embolsa el Gobierno 834 millones de euros de Aena…? 🧐
︀︀
︀︀¡Es el #DíaDeLosDividendos! Woohoo!
︀︀
︀︀En lugar de frenar el colapso del tráfico en los aeropuertos regionales españoles por un sistema de tasas que no funciona, el Gobierno prefiere seguir absorbiendo miles de millones de euros en dividendos procedentes de su monopolio (cerca de 5.000M€ en los últimos cuatro años), y mirar hacia otro lado mientras se invierte en aeropuertos internacionales 👎

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2026, 9:24 AM

[patent reef]

https://x.com/avgeek_jan/status/2049005691772289427?s=46 @peak urchin does Ryanair benefit from spendings at airside retail stores?

Avgeek Jan (@Avgeek_Jan)

🔴 @Ryanair is tightening its check-in rules starting this November, moving the desk closure (including baggage drop) from 40 to 60 minutes before departure. This is not a minor tweak. It is a deliberate shift of responsibility onto passengers, driven by instability at European

X · Apr 28, 2026, 6:00 AM

[peak urchin]

Maybe in like memmingen

Not Stansted

[patent reef]

does Ryanair own parts of that airport or the stores then

[peak urchin]

No the airports are just so small that they might have a deal to take like 2% sales commission

Memmingen is pretty much Ryanair and then a few Wizz flights that’s about it

They have individual agreements with each airport so they might say to La Rochelle “€20 per passenger but if they buy anything we want 2%” whereas somewhere like Stansted they wouldn’t have a deal

But it’s a bit different in Stansted

We have entire sections of the airport dedicated to Ryanair

So they sublet out office space and shop space

[patent reef]

crazy

[peak urchin]

Stansted is pretty unique for this

Same sort of thing as MTR

There is a “bar” a whsmiths and a Costa who’s landlord is Ryanair

So we get free coffee from the bar

Free water from the smiths and a 30% discount in Costa

But just at those specific ones in gates 40-59

[patent reef]

based

[peak urchin]

It’s actually a pretty good deal

The general airport discount for staff is between 5-20%

[patent reef]

@peak urchin https://careers.ba.com/job/chicago/taxi-crew-chicago-o-hare/22348/94593554176

[peak urchin]

Ohhhhh no

This is gonna be covid again

Can we just bomb all cruise ships please

[hollow cradle]

Oh for fucks sake

[jagged coral]

we need to pay those people with the mini subs for drugs to torpedo cruise ships instead

[patent reef]

https://x.com/theinsiderpaper/status/2052305851076202870?s=46

Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper)

BREAKING: A flight attendant from Haarlem has been hospitalized due to a possible hantavirus infection, according to Dutch broadcaster RTL. She came into contact in Johannesburg, South Africa, with the 69-year-old Dutch woman who died from the virus a day later

X · May 7, 2026, 8:33 AM

[peak urchin]

@patent reef Warsaw MODLIN

[patent reef]

🤯

[peak urchin]

Great start

[patent reef]

Oh fuck

[errant laurel]

whats up?

zo slecht it het weer nou ook weer niet

[patent reef]

Valt mee nu

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/fl360aero/status/2055748782373957900?s=46 @peak urchin why

FL360aero (@fl360aero)

A more clear visual by dnevnik.hr showing the brutal force of PW1524G-3 engines while the 11 month old Croatia Airlines Airbus A220-300 aircraft (9A-CAN) veered off ploughing through the grass next to the Runway.
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︀︀The Air Traffic Accident Investigation Agency says it was a serious incident that occurred during an aborted take-off today.
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︀︀The runway was closed to all takeoffs and landings until 4 p.m.
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︀︀#aircraft

Quoting FL360aero (@fl360aero)
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A Croatia Airlines Airbus A220-300 aircraft (9A-CAN) bound for Frankfurt via Flight OU412, veered off the runway during a rejected take-off at Split Airport of Croatia, and came to a halt in a grassy area next to the runway.
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︀︀The aircraft, that reached a maximum speed of 131 knots, sustained damage, but 132 passengers and crew onboard are safe, with no injuries.
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︀︀The aircraft hit a marker board and runway edge lights as aviation authorities started investigating…

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FixupX · May 16, 2026, 8:34 PM

[peak urchin]

Not sure

Engine loss of thrust?

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https://fixupx.com/fahadnaimb/status/2056021759300866183?s=46 @peak urchin how afraid are you that this’ll happen to you

Fahad Naim (@Fahadnaimb)

Picture this... it's your second day as a British Airways flight attendant and you’re already living the aviation nightmare. 😅
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︀︀Yesterday afternoon (May 16), on BA217 from Heathrow T5 to Washington Dulles, a brand new crew member on literally his second flight ever heard the captain say 'Cabin doors to automatic' during pushback... and thought it meant 'open the damn door.'
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︀︀Boom... he yanks the handle on Door 3L. Emergency slide deploys full send onto the tarmac. Fire trucks roll in thinking it's a real evac. The 26-year-old Boeing 777-200ER (G-VIIY) sits there for over SIX HOURS while engineers swap the slide and check everything.
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︀︀That one mistake cost BA a fortune... new slides aren't cheap, plus lost slots, crew hours, etc. Passengers were stuck on the plane or gate for ages.
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︀︀As someone who's been through the training, they DRILL this into you: door ops are sacred. One wrong move and you're suspend…

FixupX · May 17, 2026, 2:39 PM

Also how could this happen isn’t he trained to understand what the captain meant

[peak urchin]

nah they are just retarded ngl

[cosmic geyser]

Yeah idk how you mess this up even I know you aren't supposed to do that during that call

[patent reef]

https://fixupx.com/fahadnaimb/status/2058527138509406309?s=46 how afraid are you of this? I’m always scared this will happen

Fahad Naim (@Fahadnaimb)

Cathay Pacific flight CX156 (Airbus A350-900, registration B-LRV) from Brisbane (BNE) to Hong Kong (HKG) that got absolutely wrecked by turbulence yesterday.... 10 people hurt (6 crew, 4 pax), 8 in hospital. It hit right as they were serving meals. Clear air turbulence is sneaky AF because no warning on radar. Stay safe up there, always keep your belt on

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FixupX · May 24, 2026, 12:34 PM

[fresh crater]

people who dont wear their seatbelt

[peak urchin]

You pussy

It’s easy

Literally wear a belt and if you go flying try not to hit your head

[patent reef]

I mean I’m mostly talking about the crew

[peak urchin]

Tuck and roll

The further towards the back of the aircraft you are the more you can feel it coming

The fuselage bends and you can feel it

So sit immediately or try to secure yourself

If your in the cabin your basically fucked