#Chris lore
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it's jsut your average bridge really
it's only famous for the steamtrain shot
It doesn't look like it's masonry work
Nairn viaduct south of inverness is similair
It looks like a concrete slab
just a bit less dramatic surrounding
damn still looks like winter there
scotland.. its always winter there
was nicer when i was there
but even then it's not that special to like half the bridges you find on random branch lines in the alps
It's a very good line
i was so underwelmed by the bridge i think i neve renve shared this photo's
that was september and eveythign already was pretty brown and greyish (the colours were taken up a bit in photoshop..)
There's like a hundred tourists taking pics from the outside too
it’s Harry Potter so it’s cool
yes. it seemed the only place with betaald parkeren in schotland.
I didn't know that the "harry potter bridge" was on the line to Mallaig
but when I told my colleagues I was gonna go take trains in Northern Scotland they were like "Oooh Are you gonna be on the fooking harry potter bridge???????"
Like idfk idfc
this part of scotland is kinda overrated, because its highland but still fairly south and reachable.
you wanna go north of ullapool
No i don't
i thought you were going to thurso
I'll definitely be back in the UK some time in the future
yeah esp the middle part where youre going inland
An important part of what I was hoping to do this time around was meet some people and so some trains
The Far North line never crossed my mind
when it comes to scotland I only want to do the Oban line and the kyle of lochalsh line
thurso had the cheapest hotels of the entire highland when i went lmao
jsut do all the highland lines. there are not many anyway
for true norf I want to do S&C, Carlisle - Newcastle, Stranraer, cumbrian coast, whitby (pickering), Windermere branch
I have done the rest already
for fake norf I want to do
all peak district lines
for Wales I want to do the
valleys, fishguard and milford haven, aberystwyth, phwelli and holyhead
and the remaining branches in cornwall and devon
sinas 100% uk
this is far from 100% uk
nothing in east anglia, nothing in south east and missing a hell of lit in the midlands and false norf
we should lowestoft area
and I should consider finishing the tyne metro
Behold: The Atlantic
fresh
Better colour at Mallaig
Highland lines good
Change of the Guard
cal mac my beloved
lmao
Girls here at the bus stop trying their luck at hitchhiking
every singlw person i spoke with that worked/been behind the passenger areas of calmac boats say they are old worn dangerous pieces of crap that shouldnt be allowed at sea. but the inspection kinda look away because otherwise the scotish isles are in great trouble.. and the new boats been on order forever already.
join in.
yes
Didn't seem to work for them
They walked off after a few minutes
Stagecoach Bus 52 Armadale-Broadford 17:15-3 - 17:37
Bus only took cash
I no longer have a Scottish £5 note
funny
This is on the 2023 timetable
Citylink bus 917 Broadford - Kyle of Lochalsh 18:25+10-18:46
Got the entire place to myself
The problem with an 8 bed hostel room is I can only really sleep in one
You can maybe schuif them together
oh it’s a hostel
get noodles
Dutch people in this Hostel
you should crosscountry on this trip
your only opportunity to do this
I haven't reserved a seat
So that is why Ian's curry is so good
ScotRail Kyle of Lochalsh - Inverness 6:11-8:50
Based
chris hooglanden
Now approaching Inverness
are you going south direct or over aberdeen?
Chris 158
Chris 170
Is he going via aberdeen or the direct line?
Direct
Both are nice tbh
Highland Mainline is more pretty
But the coastal Aberdeen is good too
I am forcing him off at Perth to make sure he isn't going via Stirling and going over the Forth Bridge and Fife Coast instead 😛
Dundee - waverly also good
Aye he'll do that minus the Dundee end bit
Develishly good
Tay bridge is cool tho
Aye
Can't give him everything in one go, mans already seen Kyle, West Highland and Seatttle Carlittle
Otherwise he wont be back
I need his EU euros
Will you join him?
Oooohhhh
you did get a hst innit?
Yash
Sadly it was poorly timed with a lot of rugby fans
Don't worry, there is always Mexico...or Nigeria now as well
But i did have a nice conversation with some about AI
Have you seen the interior for the nigerian ones?
I cried
Chris would love this
I think they did the same with the Talgo thing from USA? uff
Most autism friendly thing in africa
really good
They'll run as metro in nigeria i Believe
Oh I would've missed the 4th bridge?
That's no good
This place stops at a place called Kingussie
were you not aware of this
No
And I planned poorly I guess
I was like ah yes more time in Edinburgh but that came at the cost of not going via Burntisle
Scotrail Inverness - Perth 9:42-11:55
Kingussy
dont worry, I got you
Will you be trying to say Pitlochry in Gaelic?
Unlikely
I heard people speak Gaelic in Kyle
I also heard people speak Dutch there
Truly a multicultural society
I like how the ticket inspectors say every placename different from how I do it Perth has a pronounced R apparently
I say Purrth cause I'm all englishish, but to say it right it is Pearth like pear + thhh
I did /pə:θ/
She did /pɛɹθ/
"This stop of 4 score and 7 years is a planned stop and won't affect our arrival time"
This ages long stop isn't scheduled, will affect our arrival time, and doesn't get an announcement
Puple bugla alam
yeah that’s how I would imagine Scottish people realise Perth
But where is Chris 
Bri'ish trains innit m8
Ack aye
Our chariot to Edinburgh has already started it’s engine
Ride like the wind!
B
baal
Oh how I missed sirens
what
oh bad
ased
LNER Edinburgh - Darlington 7:30-9:26
Very long announcement saying everyone's ticket is invalid, so is yours, you'll get a fine
Map up to this point
nice
Good map
Northern Darlington - Shildon 9:55-10:13
Alright time to check what time the train to York runs
chris 100% maglevs
This requires going to an industrial estate in California
More a pod really
do it!
I don't wanna go to the US
It's a relatively small museum
Clear signs of the red line being painted over
So weird
Northern Shildon - Darlington 11:32-1 - 11:53
🚲
LNER Darlington - York 12:02-12:29
It was alright
Buienradar says it'll keep raining all day
welcome to the UK
I know a guy that’s a big fan of hebden bridge
max as well
As in RandomRoman?
hmhm
maq
are ypu meeting him, this trip
Nah he had to work
shame
Excellent Chris lore
Northern Hebden Bridge - Manchester Victoria 11:57-12:37
They're alright
chris train pics are funny
This one was moving and I wanted to get on & couldn't be arsed to take a better one
i like them as well
is pilot still uncontactable?

lies
Transpennine Express Manchester Oxford Road - Piccadilly 7:26-7:29
Avanti Manchester Piccadilly - London Euston 7:35-10:16
Damn the Eurostar terminal in St. Pancras is horrible
Not as much of a bunker as Brussels tho
But it's way under capacity
9142 Pancras - Midi 15:04-18:05
Rain :(
Brussel metro time
Low floor spanish solution
MIVB Zuid - Noord 18:29-18:40
It's a well-used metro
My train to Antwerp will do Zaventem
9263 Brussel-Noord - Antwerpen Centraal 18:56-19:42
Wajoo this train has bins with every seat
The UK could never
Dam
French announcements with a Dutch accent instead of the other way around
nice centraal avoiding lol
Thanks
huj?? the bypass is much more direct?
As in the one that goes via
Busy platform for the Roosendaler
Turns out these trains have a 1st class that's perfectly identical to second class elsewhere
2569 Antwerpen-Centraal - Roosendaal 19:50+1 - 20:38
Overfull on a 3+2
So much fun
why are you going via Roosendaal?
Breda HSL aansluiting is fucked
So this is the fastest route according to the reisplanner
No
Brusselaar decided fuck it we're going straight to Rotterdam
That's what the announcement said
I cannot conjure into existence any other information other than what drops out of the reisplanner and the conductor roeps om
it's in the Roosendaal departures
I could not have known
but yeah the works into just says doesn't stop in noorderkempen and breda
bad
last time they did say it stopped in roosendaal
Nmbs fault
Reisplanner also doesn't know
This is forbidden Eldrich knowledge that only those who happen to know know, surely with the sole purpose of making me feel bad about a thing out of my control
You got to window hang now
I don't care
I'm sitting on the corner of a 3+2
It's a miracle I can even sit
Rechts rijden to let the Eurostar pass
+6
Sure looks like a Thalys to me
From 🇳🇱 's-Hertogenbosch to 🇳🇱 's-Hertogenbosch
3229km without metro's
quite amazed how little time that highland loop took.
True speedrub
Last time I checked, when I went, the true speedrun was actually making it back to Glasgow on the same day by taking a train immediately from Kyle of Lochalsh, but I couldn't make that anymore because my ferry didn't run
max idiot
I needed to be in Edinburgh
A speedrun
you could've at least made it to Inverness on the same day iirc
No I literally couldn't have
I took the first train, the first boat and the first bus
I don't think there was a train to Inverness
If there was I would've had literally no view to enjoy
Scotland speedrun gang
I enjoyed an entire afternoon in both Glasgow and Edinburgh
I don't feel like I rushed it that much
when will you speedrun highlands by car though
No plans
You should do this
Maybe different timetable now then, my plan was to take the first train + ferry + bus on Isle of Skye and then the first train to Inverness, but couldn’t follow through because of high tide
Mevrouw
It is just so awful and crowded
Former goods depot
Yes
And the train's already on the platform
And they're not cleaning it
Just let people on the train
Gare du Nord is marginally better
Gare du Nord isn't useful between the Netherlands and the UK
Once you're through border control why not make it like just a normal train
Why corral passengers like cattle to the only train in the station? To make it more airport like? I hate airports for this very reason
A bunch of British stations also kinda do this
Euston is the same shit
Same with Inverness and Glasgow Queen Street
ironically I once took a Thalys from Brussels to Paris to change for London. It's not logical, but did it anyway as I was supposed to be in Paris, but ended up not being there when I booked Paris - London
omg&gggg
chris loor
Eurobahn RE13 Venlo-Hamm 8:05-10:34
hagen, dat moet je durven wagen
wel lekker gewoon drie uur aan een stuk op dit toestel
Eurobahn RB 89 Hamm-Paderborn 11:46 - 12:40
dit kan wel in een flirt
Nordwestbahn RB85 12:53-13:57 Paderborn Hbf-Bodenfelde
@minor cave stoptrein Oost Duitsland
Thank you
HSB 89106 Nordhausen-Nord - Stiege
HSB 8962 Harzgerode - Quedlinburg 8:47-10:15
😍
Abellio RE11 Quedlinburg - Halberstadt 10:33-10:49
HSB 8914 Eisfelder Talmühle - Hasselfelden 14:01-14:35
DB RB 82 Goslar - Kreiensen 12:36-13:11
perfect fitment
RE42 Essen - Vierssen 18:45-19:26
thief
not me
Putdeksels
@royal python kijk uit
So beautiful
Ik word nerveus van deze beelden
@oblique adder ik snap nog steeds niet waarom je me hierover bevraagde
Data collectie
chrisfeet.zip @minor cave
You know this will haunt me until february 18th 2055 but this is fine legal allowed and dealable
good item to fap. in NL they often come from Tegelen, this is were AGMI is gevestigd.
TBS putdeksels komen echter van het "Technisch Bureau voor gietijzerproducten Soest" en zijn wijdt versprijdt door nederland
also putdeksels are cool
i should found putdekselforum.nl
i got a small collection of putdeksel foto's
Weegels weert is also very common
Altho they made more stoeprand afvoerpurtjes than actual putdeksels as far as i know
tsb is most common
Tegelen mentioned 🥰🥰🥰
Ewals Cargo Care, my favourite trucking/logistics company is also gevestigd there
They really are
And it's cool how many designs there are and how incredibly long they can last
Minor lore today
Somehow the Hoflijnboog slipped through as not yet done
I've done metro E tho
J
Change of plans
I intended to do this to rek time because I needed to be in the hospital between 18:00 and 20:00 to visit my grandma
No longer need to rek time
So I'll do it sooner
Laa is a stupid stationsafkorting
Indië fappers
de oost
Veel plezier
Ledn*
Oh
leiden C
Chris viert Hemelvaart in Meppel
Ik vier niets
Meppel heb ik al ingestuurd jongeman
En toch doe ik het
Chris bestaat tijdens Hemelvaart (een verder normale donderdag) in Meppel*
Nee dit is zondag
Hemelvaart is vandaag?
Ja
Dank
groene waterstof
tekst is blauw
Today's map
Nice map
It's free with a museum jaarkaart but I don't have one
No, -1
Meeting Chris at Museumspoorlijn
This is the afternoon ticket
Or 1/2 class
I got 3rd
The ones i bought were €9,50 p.p
???
Oh i fucked up lol
Smh
I bought afternoon singles
But I'm curious to what train you'll take
The 15:00
So you have 40min now then?
you should have told me this
II genuinely would have probably come with you today
Ah well
are more museum railways covered by this
I think maybe Boekelo
Tbf I reckoned saying anything about it would just invite ridicule, so I didn't
Especially because I wasn't sure if I wanted to go at all
Because I'd be the retard paying full price to go on a random kettle
Sophie has mocked either me or someone else about the ridiculousness of doing this
So that's not true
3641 Ht-Rsd 12:42-13:33
maybe you shouldn’t take that to heart so much but idk
Maybe
Lots of pretty long stops on this line
Poor timetabling
Quite
This is why you have one place centric timetables keeps the stops tight
what
not hangable
enjoy
It's more hangable than the steam train would've been
omCs are also just nicer
frankly more historically interesting then any steam train they will have
I assume it’s also relatively modern german stuff at least
There's also nothing in Hoedekenskerke and Wouter & Kyan were taking this one
So by all accounts this was just better
hm this was owned by the DSM at some point
Cool
Also this doesn't have screaming kids
yes this is why I don’t like museumspoorlijnen
harz really only had this from quedlingburg to the foot of the brocken line
i should get museumkaart
I did consider getting one but I couldn't be arsed
chris niet gereet
Very goed
Map updated
Very nice
trent valley line
dit is een nare lijn
Did you stop at any of the following places?
Coventry
Birmingham international
Birmingham new street
Wolverhampton
If yes, then you didnt take the trent valley line
I don't remember
Google maps has one point at Rugby and one at Armitage
Map seems to suggest anything other than Trent valley would've been silly
Basel time
ICE 255 does not continue past Köln Hbf, from there we have a different ICE as a replacement service
My friend is already stressing
DB stress is for when shit gets cancelled right in front of your nose
Not this
Or when you cannot miss stuff
Yes this is fine
ICE 255 Den Bosch - Köln Hbf 8:39-10:50
lol
this is standard
-10 M'gladbach
goede zaken
kinda bad pad i think
this traject should have pretty betrouwbare rijtijd
also kinda bad they just have a platform in mgb where they can park an ICE for this long
emmerich is closed so its just a mess
-10 is surprising but i guess you just gotta go for it if theres a gap
maybe?
i guess all the capaciteit for kaldenkirchen dülken is just freight
and when there isnt freight you can just speedrun
juni will be big money and also early money because 23e is sunday
i normally make 13,03*13,27
i reckon i can probably get like 40 overuren this month maybe more
and also everything *1,08
Good lore
very Chris lore
Oh cross platform
Bluffed the reservation
We did get one
But it kinda got voided
They weren't very convinced but "funktioniert leider nicht" when they pointed out the screens did the trick
ICE 2885 Köln Hbf - Basel SBB 10:55+12 - 14:47
Oh they just announced it fully got voided
We've been Basel Baded
good
Behold: Gleis 3 4
leg uit
ICE 73 Basel Bad - Basel SBB 14:48+9 - 14:55+4
Ze zeiden dat we naar spoor 4 gespoorwijzigd werden
Amazing Chris rit
This is lovely
Thank you Chris I love you
There were people in the way of the pic
SBB IC61 Basel SBB - Olten 15:28-15:55
chrisfoto <3
IR90 Lausanne-Vevey 17:50+3-18:03
casa del brandon
ic5 isnt very reliable yes
IR90 Vevey-Martigny 10:36+2-11:09
nice
R91 Riddes - Martigny 14:31-14:42
Good
Nice
Plan for tomorow
Innertkirchen Grimseltor
wait what the hell is that thing
ive never seen that train
It's a weeb train with a livery celebrating some collaboration with a Japanese railway in Zweisimmen
yeah i get the livery lol
somehow that makes sense to me
but ive never seen that model of train either
where are you going today
I'm doing a bit of a tour, optimising for narrow gauge
right
the interlaken - luzern line is very nice
but honestly you can also just go into the berner oberland nowadays and its much nicer if the weather is ok
The weather is shite
it can be much nicer if you enter a different valley
They predicted shite weather for the entire country
BOB doesn't appear to be in interrail
Ah
so is the cable car lauterbrunnen - grütschalp
and the grütschalp - mürren railway
and the wengerbahn to wengen, but not beyond wengen
Bought 2 cups of spread thinking I'd need more than just 1 for my bread
Now I have 1,5 cups of spread and no more bread
R70 Interlaken Ost - Meiringen 11:33-12:07
R71 Meiringen - Innertkirchen Mib 12:18+2-12:29
Annoying child here >:(
This train is comically wide
Standard gauge train on narrow gauge bogie
sgm
Station Unterwasser is decidedly above water
Same train R71 Innertkirchen - Meiringen 12:29+3-12:40+2
PE Meiringen - Luzern 12:41+1-13:55
EC178 Luzern - Olten 13:54+3-14:28
Ran for the negative transfer to save half an hour
Train delayed
:(
Interrail app really hates transfers that are technically speaking negative
Chris swiss maxxin
Rich man
"Chris ist das richtig?" Interesting question from the conductor
He then didn't ask for any proof
IC5 Olten - Solothurn 14:40-14:56
Olten 🤩🤩🚨🥶🔥
🇧🇷🇾🇹🧮🏳️⚧️👩✈️🫔
Looked like it had a good knoop
I needed to get on a train just outside the knoop
amazing
I was gonna ask why it's so dark and them I remembered that Bern station is just like that
This is good for km statistics
IR90 Lausanne - Vevey 17:21-17:35
Back in Vevey 2.5 hours sooner than the original plan
Gonna do the train to Les Pleiades real quick
R35 Vevey - Les Pleiades 17:41-18:19
Travelling on a weekday during rush hour
Very smart
it's friday
I fucked up autocomplete
wait which train did you not take
?
I didn't skip a thing
I left the house an hour earlier than originally planned, and then got 2 illegal transfers
View from Les Pleiades
I went back until Vevey Vignerons
Träwelling says 418km (which is wrong because it takes 2 trains as the crow flies) and 9h31m
I'm confused how they do ERTMS with rack rail
R74 Villars-sur-Ollon - Col-de-Bretaye 11:50-12:08
R74 Bouquetins - Col-de-Bretaye 14:34-14:38
R74 Col-de-Bretaye - Villars-sur-Ollon 14:45-15:07
Also TVV between Barboleuse and Villars
good
R74 Barboleuse - Bex 15:20-15:57
IR15 Lausanne - Bern 7:44-8:56
IC61 Lausanne - Basel 9:04-10:01
is that your IC
ICE 370 Basel - Mannheim 10:13-12:24
I just wanna be able to do a last minute reservation but computer said no >:(
Train too full
Was asked to get out at Mannheim
IC 2004 Karlsruhe - Mannheim 12:23-12:50
Long transfer at Mannheim
Early
Ok
Negative skibidi Ohio rizz

Why not RE27
very nice
Ye but it doesn't run when I need it
Which is at a time such that it's faster than RB27
Time to wait for half an hour at Venlo
Wayyy too many people at the platform
People waiting to get in in such a way people can't get out
Like 20 people were left behind
Really on the venlovirm?
Oh yeah this is normal
Usually it's not properly impossible to exit the platform because of an endless stream of people
Germans have no manners
The rule to let people out before you board doesn't exist there
It's a free for all
The people right next to the door allowed people to get off first
Everyone else formed a barricade so people wouldn't actually be able to get out of the train
3766 Venlo - 's-Hertogenbosch 17:33-18:36

Goed punt
gewoon duwen
ja
I did
Got shouted at in German
But I wasn't really able to push against the flow of people who weren't yet waiting at any door
sucks to be them
F

ok
nice trip
goed bezig chris
This date for the Antwerp one is wrong but idk what it should be
is dit iets waar wij mee kunnen helpen
can anyone edit station names
I think you need to edit them on OSM
I think we can buy not sure
we're not paying you to be not sure, go find out
This Saturday the Roosendaal-Antwerp train will go through the port again right?
Doing this an hour later
have fun
Port of Antwerp time
Means I don't have the time to take a different route to Tilburg tho
No Liège Aachen HSL
I did consider Turnhout but TVV
is there a good source for België tvv
hgbtf?
They have stations overzicht but no werkzaamheden overzicht afaik
nice
🥰
They do on the site
Yesss Antwerpen-Centraal is great
It really is just so good
I think while St. Pancras is better from the outside, the interior views of Antwerp just make it that much better
Sint Alvleesklier Internationaal just kinda looks like a mall from the inside
"Beste reizigers, de bestuurder z'n trein heeft wat vertraging"
2562 Antwerpen - Roosendaal 12:29+7 - 13:38+3
Me using up an Interrail day to go to Belgium for an hour
But tomorrow is the last day my pass is valid
So I feel this is reasonable
youre not going anywhere else?
I need to be at my cousin's birthday party
And my original plans weren't possible because NS cancelled my train
can still do Puurs line or smth
I could've
Maybe I should've
It's a good one to get out of the way
They're doing the port loop in the same direction both ways
yes
Windowhanging really messes up your hair
chris haar in de war
fly nibbling
3650 Roosendaal - Breda 13:57-14:15
this is ns new cost saving measure to clean trains. have birbs nibble the front clean
Doves aren't fun
we have a dove here for 3 weeks already. he is now named jimmy and shits everywhere
They're just kinda stupid rats with wings
Jackdaws are intelligent, jolly creatures
Dè 9314
That's why it's good
omlóóp 3113
They're too dumb to get sad about being locked up
sophie duivenvrouwtje
Parrots need a shitton of attention
parkieten though
I'm more of an ekster persoon tbh
Yeah but what if you just have the one bird just vibing and thinking oh it's my favourite oversized monkey. No need to lock them up
But animals don't work like that outside of Disney movies
dogs kinda do
idk my parents one never barks, she is weird.
we not sure if she even is able to bark.
only one other dog she sometimes meets and she deeply hates forever. she barks at if that one start bark to her
Our dogs bark all the time
ew 4 digit omloop
That's funny. I was there not too long after
You pulled into the station as I left
I saw the train leave
The goal for 2024 is 40 000km by train in total
We have more than half of the year left
I'm at 20 088km
Long distance international trips this year:
29-05~02-06 SBB 2446km
10-05 Couvin 589km
26/27/28-04 Harz 1272km
13~20-04 UK 3231km
28/29/30-03 Bouzonville 1170km
16/17-03 Schengen 1113km
06-01 Spa 432km
I expect at least 8000km from commutes left leaving 12 000km in trips
If I do the Estonia trip that'd be another 4500kmish
100% Montenegro
Or Slovenia
Slovenia is very doable
Except 1 summer only border crossing
Yeah but it's like 1,5/2 weeks of grinding
Yeah but I don't wanna spend 1,5/2 weeks to grind on the other side of europe
i dont think it would take you that long
i think some of these might be lies though
defo
Matches this map quite well tho
Lithuania seems relatively easy as well
On par with Estonia I feel
Every single Baltic country seems easy enough to 100%
Only karlovac border doesn't have trains
Most trains to metlika, a couple spitstreinen to sevnica I think it was, 1 or 2 stations further towards the border
Rosalnice I meant
Finished the Bouzonville trip but it's not a super interesting read
Next I wanna make a thing about my Scandinavia trip from 2022
still cool how i was literally sitting at the other end of platform on bench waiting for my train and we missed...
probably could even see me on foto it was turned a bit more left
our parallel runs were pretty good
Working on this is dangerous
Just makes me wanna go back
Maybe that's why I'm putting off writing my Scandinavia trip report
I wanna go baaaack
jelle has site with trip reports?
Hmmm chris ritten
Make a Polarsteps Jelle
make a basic html website alá fransmensonides and nicospilt
yes, this is good. you don't need css
4473 20:28-21:21 Hertogenbosch ('s-) - Helmond Brouwhuis
3517 7:36-7:58 Deurne-Venlo
1855 15:03-15:15 Gvc-Ldn
8857 15:23-16:06