#Three word F1 story
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The cockpit and
he is able
to drive the
car. 30 years
later, Sebastian told
us: “i had
Massive understeer through
my bed with
a four time
World Champion because
Of his time
At Red Bull
But he is
prone to spinning
Especially when at
high speed corners
because his car
Was built by
the ferrari clowns
.
Daniel Advocado is
cool and based
based and cool
extremly funny guy
very very struggling
to be happy
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Lets go Lando!
lando it’s okay
to be shit
When your leading
the russian GP
On dry tyres
and it starts
Raining kimi’s drink
And Hamilton pits
during the safety
But massi nooooooo
no michale no
.
Gentlemen, a short
dick has broken
because its to
small and thin
for your mom
crofty with coulthard
And leclerc screams
I am stupid
and also NOOOOOOOO
.
Five second penalty
as usual for
oh no! Anyway
Chinese guy named
i am stupid
and i agree
he is stupid
Very stupid fr
Not Smooth operator
very anti carlos
his own dad
Down the stairs
of the mall
And laughed loudly.
Micheal was crying
because ferraris engine
burned his hand
when it exploded
he instantly died
very tragic indeed
on his mum
and it got
leaked to helmut
marko who immediately
slapped max verstappen
and fired him
.
The ferrari garage
However Leclerc got
A good House
But ferrari ruined
His only hope
Of getting bitches
By making a
Plan b for
someone getting bitches
Which failed again.
Tom Cruise and
Max Verstappen drove
off a cliff
where Nelson Piquet
won his first
to last challenge.
Straight into the
wall of champions
And become the
2012 Fia World
champion of death
Is that Glock?
going slower than
jarno trulli in
doing someone’s mom
and getting bitches
but Mr beast
Donated his ICE
so carlos sainz
Could Let ferrari
win the championship
and vettel retire
because of stroll
And latifi’s big
williams rear end
that’s bigger than
Daddy’s cash career
or the known
Was absolutely hilarious
because lance stroll
killed an animal
which was Albon's
wife and concubine
Haas became powerful
while aston died
they were sad
And Mercedes Became
Even poopier than
my old school
which ate shit
and harassed kids
that is now
a juvenile prison
has no seat
just like Hulkenberg
and also Piastri
and de vries
. Vettel decided to
BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418152690044895242/959255452758179850/Vettel.mp4
but here comes
sebastian vettel’s kids
to win the
2016 Drivers championship
in equal machinery
as 2015 McLaren
the worst car
in history’s history
beating lewis hamilton
by .5 points
By sheer pace
retiring immediately after
like the infamous
Max Ver Stap
VOTE SEBASTIAN VETTEL AS DRIVER OF THE DAY IN ABU DHABI⚠️
with a Jordan
That only had
one testicle and
a Ferrari engine
which blew up
Because I sabotaged
Binottos heroin infused
ERS Deployment System
has exploded again.
Ferrari failed again.
leclerc bakes bread
||that's 4 words man||
||OH SHIT OOPS||
And eats it
and poops it
Mercedes is back
but not really
just half back
they stopped sandbagging
but no wins
they beat ferrari
(binotto master plan)
Caus ferrari had
That idiot strategist
flying Lauda Air
Into the barrier
Which caused Ferrari
To spin around
Into the guardrail
And max wins
And Merc 2-3
ferrari double dnf
And latifi DSQ
but here comes
Sebastian Vettel, he's
Verstappen is champion
of the world
Killed Lance Stroll
The 2 Canadians
Collided and died
a painful death
And they never
Saw the light
because lance stroll
Fucking sucks but
the halo saved
Pole winner Turkey
Contracted a rare
Occurrence of leclerc
Luck Syndrome, He
Got a puncture
and he died
But came back
From the dead
But he was
0 wins ever
Around the big
apple, although he
Got a win
in the MotoGP
but retired after
Crashing in Texas
refusing to elaborate
then married a
Actually pastor Maldonado
Actually nikita mazepin
No Carlos Sr
But truly Goatifi
and lance stroll
Retired from f1
Because Nikita Mazepin
And He dead
But still alive
With goatifi’s money
GOATifi notices and
Decides to buy
His dads big
black shiny car
And kill Stroll
Now Toto's mad
That his car
Was stolen by
Binotto and he
Gave it to
Lewis but he
Crashed it immediately
Like leclerc in
2021 Italy Crash
now binotto will
Cry about it
And call Kimi
To have drinks
and get fired
From ferrari thAt
Congrats @tender falcon, you're now on lap 5
Didn't really like
Beans in the
soup and car
while Oscar Piastri
Needed a lawyer
Because alpine f1
Has said publicy
Piastri to Alpine
But Piastri wants
To have some
Chocolate and Mclaren
Wants to fire
Oscar pistari cause
He Murdered six
Hedgehogs from the
Sonic the hedgehog
.
After all the
Its friday then
On lap 42069
With pierre gasly
winning in monza
And spinning out
into Paul di
Ck wait what
Did you just
Say a bad
|| its paul di resta ||
Word and got
5s penalty for
tsunoda of alphatauri
Because why not
He is annoying
and always swear
The the the
What the fuck?
Interruption of our
Toilet shitting itself
View back into
Your bum hole
And again tries
to have anal
With some weird
Toys that are
Insanely huge and
Crofty got sacked
And magically transported
to the tifosi
where sky q
Is located in
Sebastian Vettels crib.
. Nelson Piquet was
Caught lacking in
Your dad's bed
man stole Prost's
Giant rubber dildo
from under his
Tiny little chicken
i am a
really big brain
And i will
rob the Mazepins
And then assault
the family. lando
And steal their
wealth to become
The biggest frauds
In United Kingdom
will come for
Through goes Lewis
into your mom
Which likes your
Small narrow dick
Around copse corner
And into your
Goofy little ass
That is right
les paaarty
At the circuit
located in the
big red button
on your sky
What has happened
We need to
Perfect the strategy
so we don’t
Get fucked by
The rain which
always fucks me
makes me lose
My ferrari love
for real tho
latifi, massi, toto
They are all
really really really
Down the inside
Three horny people
are christian horner
||stop trying to sexualize these ffs||
.
Through goes Prost
and then senna
. But here comes
Goat Sebastian Vettel
In Copse against
Meanwhile copse is
Lewis hamiltons favourite
Corner and apex
He always hits
Every single time
The Pierreeeee Gaslyyyyy
Moment is when
gentlemen, a short
view back to
the past. thirty
years ago, niki
lauda told us
if you put
a trained monkey