#Two Word Formula 1 Story
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And 10
Years ago
He eat
some porridge
And dick
with sauce
"Valtteri Sauce"
And ass
||stop fucking saying ass in every thing lolmao||
And dick
short view
Back to
the future
Nicholas Latifi
6969 WDC
and his
Lover named
Nicholas Latifi
Won the
2021 wdc
with ass
and the
Williams team
won the
Fucking trophy
Seb finally
won a
million jellybeans
he deserved
after he
Won the
Binotto GP
slow button
on slow
button on
on fast
Pick up
zero points
because the
Fia deemed
seb to
five years
In prison
.
Gentlemen, a
short view
back to
the past
Sexo perez
bruh
told us
Put latifi
into the
Cockpit, place
a computer
into wheel
and it
can eat
my ass
because my
balls are
Big asf
But they’re
shitty asf
Kevin Magnussem
died of
Haas delusion
Nicholas Latifi
win the
toy car
Because why
would anybody
. Lewis went
Revive him
and kill
him again
And Lewis
Screams in
Lowercase letters
To try
said that
Nikita Mazespin
Was gay
but he
decided to
spin out
because he
fok smash
Steiner's door
Out of
the universe
and into
Mick's arse
Licked his
Car for
Mazepin's return
And sold
Haas f1
. George crashes
||what?||
Into Bottas
, shouts at
mr consistent
who then
Divebombs Mazepin
And makes
a crash
But Hulkenberg
Beats nico
rosberg and
Eats a
bagel because
In equal
to a
Record breaking
haas driver
Who beat
Mahaveer Raghunathan
in f2
While piastri
smashed into
Some grass
that weighed
The drivers
Shadow's chassis
which was
very slow
and unreliable
broke after
Three millimetres
of driving
in 2022
is the
death of
The FIA
because they
and the
Four time
Champion of
THE WORLD
are idiots
because of
vettels milk
And Daddy’s
cash bank
And green
red bull
Through goes
But Here
Comes Lewis
Comes Lewis Comes Sebastian

Felipe Drugovich
Once told
joe mama
"I love
deez nuts
Denny Hamlin
Gets f1
World championship
For the
11th time
Now Ocon
is the
owner of
El plan
after Fernando
is Nikita
Mazepin because
Nikita Mazepin
Is Nikita
Mazepin because
Nikita Mazepin
Is not
Nikita Mazepin.
Lawrence Stroll
strolled down
To Martinsville
with his
Aston Martin
Safety Car
Which mercedes
Binned it
Understeering friend
he crashed
the red
haas car
aka white
Mercedes W09
Are not
That good
Alphatauri is
White bull
Just like
Toro Rosso
was the
Goat simulator
For both
Red cow
with marcoredes
And green
Brussel sprouts
With cheese
and milk
and onions
Lewis hamilton
Loves to
murder children
while he
3am life
And porpoise
on Verstappen
because the
Azerbaijan E
Prix is
absolute bollocks
that's p1
for Sebastian
Vettel. Your
True hero.
AND PEEWAN
For the
Scuderia AlphaTauri
who dominated
In magny
and Monza
, their home
. Tsunoda won
But hit
Goatifi p1
not anymore
because he
Had mercy
on the
Whole grid
- the goat
gave chances
in MotoGP
for Renault
not mercedes
But Ferrari
came last
because of
The engine
Exploding because
Of the
ferrari spirit
and strategies
And vodka
water pump
in my
Mercedes W10
Electric motor
Gear box
Grand Prix
in 1931
where
McLaren
HQ burned
Rear door
right now
Or Guenther
will smash
your mother
in her
Stupid face
because ferrari
Love trolling
Lando norris
Once said
||never mind resend what you just said||
'DR's got
||ok||
A huge
Win streak
Wins in
Australia 2023
, Monaco 2023
,Whole championship
became champion
and dominated
Lana Rhodes
Caught in
the Lutos
Kyle Busch
isn't good
To drive
a Ferrari
McLaren BMW
where Glock
A gun
In America
is going
To Spain
Without the
S
in Suzuka
, in Antarctica
Is the
Big bang
Bush light
Solar powered
Coal energy
From oil
great taste
Along with
Great power
Comes great
Success, Unless
Big responsibility
Overcomes Your
Good skills
And Causes
Geeat failure
Making your
Future worst
. This Wont
Make me
More Popular
Among boys
And girls
Will hate
A banana
After i
disquise in
A sausage
That Charles
During the
Night race
And His
Friend cried
because of
The smell
that came
After the
Night race
Lando jumped
through the
Plane propeller
. Then Jeremy
Ate lunch
With Hammond
At the
British GP
After lewis
went past
Got pushed
by chastain
Bad strategy
Chastain wins
The big
white ferrari
Crashed in
red ferrari
Driven by
carl zine
Brother of
Maga Zine
And both
said that
Niki lauda
is a
Fat bitch
He cant
Keep spinning
Inside me
Faster and
Keep on
Going harder
. James May
The end
Of Ferrari
And Kimi's
Love life
Max overrated
. But then
Beat Lewis
in the
Chess game
And now
Hamilton is
winning again
In dreams
Nicholas Latifi
For real
its better
than a
washing machine
With clothes
turn events
At Abu
dhabi this
Is pineapple
juice in
A coconut
.
I took
Denny Hamlin
To the
Room of
Barack Obama's
Pit wall
Verstappen Wins
In Miami
Drinking in
His car
And complaining
about sex
Whilst Latifi
Wins once
And has
72 titles
And constipation
Has retired
From Haas
After he
Won twenty
Random giveaways
and donuts
and latifi
Has successfully
Moved to
East Croydon
In Australia
Northwest of
Ferrari sucks
Hope from
ferrari crew
To leave
nascar cup
From Formula
Renault eurocup
Became nikita
Everyone was
spinning crazy
because of
Monaco traction
Which was
Too sticky
for the
Exhaust pipe
what the-
He just
won the
Nikita Mazepin
award 69thedition
for sbinning
In debut
Grand prix
At baku
From running
on track
To crashing
Into the
Glass building
Which didn’t
hit the
door that
Flew open
and got
smashed by
guenther steiner
Loves men
Who look
Like cats
Divided by
Color and
Furriness because
He is
on his
Way to
Win the
Boat competition
in monaco
and is
lights out
and away
We go
Have seggs
But it
Slipped out
Between his
Legs and
Into Hamilton
Third leg
under the
Latifi's figure
Gold statue
Of his
Big ball
And sandbags
Full of
Red Flag
Hello!
Ross Chastain
Debut to
FIA Formula
One McLaren
Amogus Championship
, he crashed
into Blanchimont
Eau bleu
with a
Huge p* nis
And sausage
And hamburgers
And Sector
Number Two
by ferrari
Then crashed
because sausage
Was baked
,Sausage kerbs
are yummy
For Mazepin
Time with
The ferrari
Exhaust pipe
Because it
Felt nice
Unlike their
Shitty Engine .
Life is
meaningless as
Latifi not
Winning anymore
in a
London bus
because he
Rode it
Ass into
My mum
Died in
Bahrain 2020
Because of
Car failure
Of Mazepin
During a
Backwards overtake
While doing
No scopes
Whilst scoping
Bottas butt
while smacking
The other
side of
His butt
Like George
sucking Hamilton’s
Big ass
without using
magnum condoms
Made of
Nikita Mazepin's
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@west vale stop you idioto that’s the two word story not bot commands do that in #botspam
You can be more respectful, it was a mistake
You should have seen the previous messages though
Anyway continue from:
Lando's car
Was spinning
After Ericsson
Hit us
With his
Big booty
oh yeah
Won 50
World constructor
Championships with
Cock Racing
Better than
world championships
By FIA
Wanted to
kill goatifi
Because they
were not
As good
as the
your mom
Jokes he
died of
Made by
china man
Xiao ling
The third
with his
Cousin damascus
Went to
Yuki restaurant
And order
Fried engines
, Ferrari's Speciality
Wait a
Florida man
Did some
Weird stuff
With a
But penis
Was too
Alligator like
joe guanyu
Shat his
Arse in
George Russell's
Under wear
and pulled
out his
engine off
, it was
Too hot
for him
When he
ate it
And sucked
Günther Steiner
Apart like
A lollipop
Inside him
An got
Iron man
Pregnant with
your mum
it was
So nice
that he
Which was
very intense
in equal
physics movement
That was
Nico Rosberg
Beating Lewis
in equal
Inferior machinery
7 time
love champion
loves winning
free wifi
And fake
wish items
to death
His m||ints||
into the
gravel at
Saint devote
Jeff said
, “Check your
white van
for new
Children kidnaps
strategy mother
Of ferrari
Up my
bum bum
hole which
Tasted like
vanilla ice
cream which
Was cold
like my
Cold retina
Yet hot
eye lashes
Went in
My eye
Then in
My hedgehog\
Which sucks
quandale dingle
Got killed.
But Revived
By Rosberg
Is that
same machinery?
Goatifi wasn’t
winning so
he killed
mazepin and
kissed Michael
which lead
the FIA
race between
goatifi and
paul di resta
Have sex
into the
television set
with mazepinascameraman
james charles
Who isn't
2016 Champion
It was
Rosberg who
beat Lewis
in equal
Ferrari dead
Machine that
beat the
equal machinery
Of Rosberg
Is the
best soccer
referee ever
as he
Yeeted checo
into hell
because he
Moaned to
his wife
Rick ware
Niki lauda
Wins the
1847 Ukrainian
Grand prix
and he
actually came
From Antarctica
to suck
some dick
, Russell’s dick
is small
but tastes
absolutely amazing
ur mom
likes it
the hamilton
twister 3000
Available now
in lazada
the official
youtube driver
Of the
freaking month
He loses
the world
supercalifragilisticexpialodocius pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
and then
gets eviscerated
Seeing Kimi
Say bwoah
and lando
does geography
and fails
to accomplish
science homework
and cried
because his
equal machinery
Latifi friend
was killed
in equal
. Max Verstappen
Was beat
By his
teammate Checo
in equal
Machinery like
Rosberg and
The pigeon
killed ur
Toto Wolf
and then
at spa
and then Monza!
Steak for
Dinner with
leclercs girlfriend
then he
kissed her
then he
Fucked her
then Steiner
Merc mid
and big
dick man
played fifa
With Messi
and exploded
cristiano ronaldo
is worse
than Toto
At giving
Blowjob at
pele and
eating shit
and shiting
in my
small house.
with leclerc
and verstappen
then they
had good
sex with
mike krack
and his
nose was
equally machineried
with his
Small pp
but Latifi
ate dick
and sucked
Big apples
from Lewis
and got
Diabtes and
depression from
sucking Steiner
balls and
feeling happy
Deez nuts
Are outdated
but latifi
loves mazepin
and dreams
About Marrying
with him
. Raikkonen and
montoya had
two words
when they
both crashed
into Alonso
who screamed
and smashed
lando's mom
who sang
it’s friday
then saturday
sunday what
its friday
then saturday
sunday what
it's joe
guanyu who
Focksmashed Gunther's
favourite door
he came
😳 😳
and smashed
his balls
His deez
is shit
Formula-E is
kinda meh
lewis’ has
tiny cock
While max
a discussion
Has ended.
walter white
fucked dad
... the end
of the
ferrari era
im happy
because the
Bri'ish lost
Jenson Button
has sniped
Lewis Hamilton
which means
alonso has
Hot chocolate
Because alpine
Has won
four times
in 6
Seconds the
world will
Enjoy monaco
and spa
leaving the
las vegas
grand Prix
out of
the calendar
for god's
sake. I
fucked up
and i
fucked up
by having
Mercedes leave
F1 fr
They suck (:sob :)
They’re unaerodynamic
so is
When not
scuderia ferrari
then i
stop to
check my
mirrors because
ferrari strategists
reimerged with
the glass
s🅱️inotto s🅱️inalla
Amogus sus