race commentary

[tardy rune]

Ah yes

[stray iron]

IT IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA. A NEW START. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP. IT'S ALMOST TIME. THE 5 LIGHTS ARE ON. AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO!

BUT THEN RAIN COMES IN. WILL HE PIT FOR INTERS?

[hardy turret]

AS NOW CARLOS SAINZ BREATHING DOWN GEORGE RUSSELL'S NECK AND ROUND THE OUTSIDE GOES CARLOS SAINZ AT TURN 4 WHAT A MOVE FOR THE SPAINISH DRIVER,AS ITS A 1 2 FOR MCLAREN BECAUSE CHARLES LECLERC HAS JUST SPUN AT TURN 5 AND THERES A SAFETY CAR.

CARLOS SAINZ IS NOW THE ONLY FERRARI IN THE RACE AS NOW THE RAIN HITS HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE AND LANDO NORRIS GOING WIDE AT TURN NUMBER 10 UNDER SAFETY CAR,ITS OBVIOUS THAT EVERYONE HAS TO PIT FOR WETS NOW

[tardy rune]

OH AND BIG SHUNT INTO TURN 4

[hardy turret]

AS NOW EVERYONE GOES ON THE INTERS XCEPT FOR GEORGE RUSSELL AS LANDO NORRIS SPINS RIGHT AFTER EXITING HIS PITLANE,THERES A BLOCKAGE IN THE PITLANE AND THE HAAS'S,HAMILTON AND BOTTAS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UP

AS NOW RICCIARDO IS GETTING AWAY SO SLOWLY AND RUSSELL IS ABSOLUTELY FLYING PASS ALBON ,SAINZ AND RICCIARDO ,THE WETS ARE FASTEST RIGHT NOW BUT ONLY GEORGE IS ON THE WETS,WOW WHAT A RESTART

[blazing loom]

No

[spring abyss]

No

[static drift]

No

[covert ferry]

No

[hardy turret]

SECTOR 3 IS PROBABY ALOT DRIER AS NOW RUSSELL HAS SPUN ON THE MAIN STRAIGHT

He just turned across Albon there.

AS NOW THERES A SAFETY CAR AND THE SAFETY CAR HAS SPUN AT THE PIT LANE EXIT,AND THE MEDICAL CAR HAS NOW REPLACED THE SAFETY CAR,NOW WE SEE THE MEDICAL CAR LEADING A GRAND PRIX,WOW

[covert ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-24966265

[blazing loom]

OH AND THATS A RED FLAG

I wonder who is it

[static drift]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[neat karma]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED

[blazing loom]

WE NEED TO KNOW

[neat karma]

AS WE SEE LANCE STROLL

[opaque hound]

I THINK HULKENBACK IS AHEAD OF GASLY

[blazing loom]

AS WE SEE LANCE STROLL HITTING THE BARRIER AND GOING OVER THE KERB

[static drift]

OH MY GOD SAINZ WON THÉ GRAND PRIX AND THÉ FIRST WIN

[opaque hound]

FUCK

[covert ferry]

HERE WE HAVE HAMILTON MAKING A MOVE ON GEORGE RUSSELL FOR P19, WHAT A MOVE!

[hardy turret]

nothing happened between lap 8 and lap 53

[static drift]

Oh

[opaque hound]

RADIO: “THE GRIP ISNT THAT GOOD”

[static drift]

OH MY GOD SAINZ A GOT FASTEST LAP

[covert ferry]

Max has amazing grip, what are you talking about

[static drift]

Radio : smooth operator

[opaque hound]

Grip on to fairness*

MAGBUSSIN MAKING A MOVE DOWN THE INSIDE OF CRYLOSS SAINZ AND HE GETS PAST SAINZ TO TAKE THE LEAD OF THE RACE

THE CHAT IS INACTIVE

YELLOW FLAG

OK GEEWIS LARBALMISTON

[static drift]

WHO WHO

OH MY GOOOOOD

[opaque hound]

ITS LEGLERG

HIS LEGS WERE TOO LONG

[static drift]

THAT’S BIG CRASH

[opaque hound]

SO HE FLUNG OUT THR CAT

[hardy turret]

GOOBOIS LOBSTERTAITION

HIS LEGS ARE FASTER THAN THE F1 CAR

[static drift]

HAMILTON AND RUSSELL ARE CONTACT THEN CRASH

[opaque hound]

RICCIARDO HOPS OUT OF THE CAR TO RUN OUT ON TRACK WITH HIM

[hardy turret]

AND HE FALLS APART AND HE IS A ROBOT

OMFG
A ROBOT ON TRAC

[static drift]

MERCEDES BOTH ARE CRASHED SINCE 2016 SPAIN

[hardy turret]

AS NOW VETTEL LAPS RICCIARDO 50 TIMES AND HE WINS

[opaque hound]

dnfd

SEBACEOUS SETTLE, WINS THE NORTH KORAN GP

BUT BEHIND HIM HAS LANCE STROLL BEEN IVERTAKENS BY NICO HULKENBACK

LETS SEE

[hardy turret]

THE BOBOT WIONS

[opaque hound]

OH WHAT HAS HAPPENED

[hardy turret]

ITS A 123 FOR ASTION AMRTIN

[opaque hound]

WE NEED TO KNOW

[hardy turret]

WHO HAAS COME OUT IN FRONT AS WEE SEE LANCE STROLL HITTING THE BARRIER AND GOING OVER THE CURB ONE MORE TIME

[opaque hound]

AND ITS HULKENBACK IN 2ND

STROLL FINISHED 3RD

[hardy turret]

WHAT A RACE AT ANTARTICA

it was supposed to be serious

but once the no revolution arrived it waS GAME OVER

WOW WAHT A COMEBACK FROM HIS HOUSE TO BAHRAIN

firsrt itme anyonbedoy raced on fot

pitstop 0 seconds

gn

[tardy rune]

Seb isn't even racing smh

That's 3 Aston Martins on the podium

Lmao

Oh

Lmfao

[opaque hound]

The chat is dead and out of the threads!

[tardy rune]

When you talk it resets the time for it to be removed

[neat karma]

sexer

[tardy rune]

ZHOU THE NEW ALFA ROMEO DRIVER IS OUT OF THR RACE. NOT A GOOD START FOR ALFA ROMEO

[lime sable]

ok

[hardy turret]

I am gonna try this
Its the monaco gp
Pole:Leclerc
2.Russell
3.Max
4.Perez
5.Lewis
6.Albon(great lap btw)
Just start the commentary at 5 red lights

[stray iron]

rain in bahrain?

[hardy turret]

yes

because its fake life

[stray iron]

[hardy turret]

shave ur balls mate