#crackheads do math

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crystal spruce
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-exp(iπ) = number of races max finished so far this year

deep lava
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Do you ever just expand triple brackets when you’re bored

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They’re piss easy but there’s something satisfying about them

fluid pelican
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they're frustrating

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especially when they come in lengthy problems

mint slate
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i hate them

glacial light
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meth so good

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do meth my friends

quasi hull
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don't do school

stay in meth.

fluid pelican
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Monthly Meth Session

<t:1651347000:f> <t:1651347000:R>

deep lava
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What’s wrong with them

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It’s just multiplication

minor briar
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3:30am moment

muted crow
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many skill issues

placid obsidian
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timezone moment

atomic willow
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man's doing meth session at 1 in the morning

placid obsidian
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:trollfaceDepressed:

glacial light
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timezone moment

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after 10:00 pm my brain shuts off

fluid pelican
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1 am is the optimal time boys

mint slate
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ew

glacial light
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nah

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3 am

fluid pelican
copper marsh
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lol fuckin nerds

fluid pelican
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join us

glacial light
fluid pelican
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@remote jasperonly fair to rename the chats to crackheads doing meth 😤

remote jasper
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oi cunts

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me need some help

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@undone delta

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400 million people live in an Asian country.

a) 17/50 is younger than 18 years. How many is it?

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b) 10/50 are over 60 years old. How many is it?

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c) 23/50 is between 19 - 60 years. How many is it?

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how do i solve this

atomic willow
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ah

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multiply

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for a divide 400 million by 50 and then multiply by 17
for b divide 400 million by 50 and then multiply by 10
for c divide 400 million by 50 and then multiply by 23

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no?

crystal spruce
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yes

remote jasper
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no clue

crystal spruce
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try it it's fun

remote jasper
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yes its correct danke danke

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i do not understand how teacher expect us to be able to do shit like this after like 2 years of not doing this math

atomic willow
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well it's esentially 40/5 and then multiplying 17x8, 10x8, 23x8

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and not forgetting the 0s

remote jasper
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The container ship M / S Alexandra has just left the port of Hamburg with a full load. 1/5 of all containers on the ship contain computers. Of all containers with computers, 1/4 of the containers contain laptops. This means that the ship carries 150 containers with laptops.
a) How many containers of computers does the ship carry?
b) How many containers does the ship carry in total?

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how does one figure this out

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educate me

atomic willow
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ah

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let containers containing computers be x
so 1/4 of x is 150

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so containers containing coputers is 600

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let total containers be y
so 1/5 of y is 600

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so total containers is 3k

crystal spruce
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think of it this way
if there are 100 containers then 100/5 = 20 containers contain computers
of those 20, 20/4 = 5 of them contain laptops
now replace 5 with 150 and work your way in reverse (that means 150 * 4 * 5)

remote jasper
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danke

undone delta
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Brih i was about to answer but someok e alrwadu did

remote jasper
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sllow

undone delta
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@remote jasper SORRY

deep lava
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It’s the wording that will confuse you

remote jasper
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that and

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i dont know how to math

deep lava
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Well you know how to divide and multiply

remote jasper
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yes

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but not how to do stuff

minor briar
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Dang

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Calculus has been ok so far
chemistry is what gets my brain fried

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Even tho, its still math
Difference is thst I have to memorize what to substitute on the compounds and stuff and it makes no sense at all

atomic willow
minor briar
atomic willow
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oh

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gl :p

minor briar
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Dyin man
Even the teacher admits that chem is a boring subject

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Its gonna be worse in collage

atomic willow
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😩

placid obsidian
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chem is just hell

light hatch
minor briar
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Haha
it only goes down from here

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Just like the bell curve
It goes up to the Y X=0 axis from the negative x axis then down again near the X axis but it never meets and ends

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That message alone costed 50 braincells

light hatch
minor briar
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wtf is r
all I know is lim facepalm

mint slate
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what is this

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take me back to the good old days

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When math was actually about numbers

light hatch
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College maths basically

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Something you’ll be introduced to soon willmao

mint slate
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This year

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💀

atomic willow
crystal spruce
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@minor briar

light hatch
minor briar
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Wtf

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I have no clue about spheres

quasi hull
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Or khan academy.

mint slate
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🙏

light hatch
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Brown people and m a t h s 🥰

mint slate
remote jasper
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how do i solve this

glacial light
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by using math

remote jasper
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yes but how

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teach me the ways of math

glacial light
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so first multiply 7 and 7/4

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BODMASS

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rule

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so you get 49/4-7/4

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49-7/4

crystal spruce
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always give priority to multiplication

glacial light
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yes

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if division is there

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then that

crystal spruce
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btw if you're multiplying a whole number with a fraction multiply the whole number with the numerator (the number at the top)

glacial light
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so follow BODMAS
B- Brackett
O-Open
D-Division
M-Multiplication
A-Addition
S-Subtraction

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go in this order

remote jasper
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i know that order but like whole number multiplying into fraction stuff is confusing

glacial light
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terms are separated by + and - signs

remote jasper
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ah ok

glacial light
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so first term is 7 . 7/4

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multiply that

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and then subtract

atomic willow
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7 is basically 7/1

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so it's 7/1 x 7/4

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7x7/4x1

remote jasper
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how do i solve this one

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i need to get z

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explain

atomic willow
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zam

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3 gets cancelled

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it becomes 5z = (4z+8) x 3/3

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so 3/3 gets cancelled

remote jasper
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yes

atomic willow
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you get 5z = 4z + 8
5z-4z=8
z=8

remote jasper
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how is

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5z-4z=8

atomic willow
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5z=4z+8 right?

remote jasper
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yeah

atomic willow
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here 4z is on the right hand side and is positive

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you take it to the left hand side and make it negative

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4z and 8 add up to make 5z so if you remove 4z from 5z you should get 8

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that is what we are doing here

remote jasper
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ok

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danke danke

minor briar
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I wish my math was still like that

atomic willow
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Same

glacial light
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same

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now its fking symbols

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numbers are not much

mint slate
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Ikr

minor briar
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4 hours ago totofacepalm

fluid pelican
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charles it should've reached your houses

crystal spruce
crystal spruce
minor briar
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No

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Why must you forsaken us

fluid pelican
mint slate
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my brain

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fry

crystal spruce
glacial light
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i

mint slate
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c

glacial light
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z

mint slate
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u

fluid pelican
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h

mint slate
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o

quasi hull
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h

quasi hull
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MoH - Masters of Hardcore

crystal spruce
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quick mafs

mint slate
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uh

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but

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how

fluid pelican
glacial light
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meth

mint slate
crystal spruce
atomic willow
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Yes big brain

glacial light
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i agree

left fox
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i mean he ain't wrong

fluid pelican
mint slate
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(2+4)² is 2² + 4² + 2x2x4 which is 36

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2² + 4² is 20

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there

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joke ruined

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you're welcome

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🤝

fluid pelican
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nickstare
kick rocket from thread when

left fox
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Done

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Muted better

mint slate
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h

mint slate
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nvm i just realised

mint slate
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idk why i thought of this but

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nickstare im dum

crystal spruce
remote jasper
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me when calcualting math

mint slate
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Same

left fox
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Ikr

crystal spruce
deep lava
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i just remember it

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havent needed to use it for over a year and i still remember it

fluid pelican
left fox
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lmao

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actually it's

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x1,2 = ........

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get gud

obsidian ginkgo
left fox
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Ikr

crystal spruce
crystal spruce
left fox
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I've successfully completed my last Math exam of the year

muted crow
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POG

left fox
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🫂

fluid pelican
left fox
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Only 5 more exams to go 💀

light hatch
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YOU FUCKIN BALL

crystal spruce
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L + intuitive + trivial + obvious + you fakesolved + wrong answer + incorrect small cases + no proof + well known + failed nationals + failed tst + oeis + d0 + the answer is on quora + mind your decisions video + my dog could solve it + you didnt draw the circumcircle + A hunter and an invisible rabbit play a game in the Euclidean plane. + ratio + you used geogebra + 1/7 + you could have trig bashed + it was R+ --> R+ not R --> R + pointwise trap + hook length formula + i have amputated your legs (without anaesthetic) + you misread the question + B-symmetric + this problem was on cf + L part 2 + ratio + cross ratio + just expand + combi + inequality + tony wang has inverted your mother about the orthocentre (without anaesthetic) + combi again + you paid for a copy of egmo + you spilt your chinese noodle soup + you brought in a protractor + pathological solution + you cut yourself with your compass + you drew triangle before circumcircle + you're a simp + cancelled + L part 3 + you leaked imo shortlist + didn’t finish ACPS + skips class + didn’t learn calculus for physics + can’t do complex bash + can’t walk straight + inverts lines to circles through center of a circle with no special properties + can’t identify similar triangles + can’t synth-solve geo + can’t do write-ups properly + always falls short of time + trivial by 665 theorem + 1-liner + combinatorial nullstellensatz + IMO 2020/2 moment + cited theorem wrong + IMO 2021/2 moment + trivial by sharkydevil and queue point + blocked by 30 mohs p1 + trivial by jensen + trivial by jayasharmaramankumarguptareddybavarajugopal's lemma + sobad + trivial by infinite descent + nut + unoriginal + CCCCCC + used lagrange multipliers + GGGGGG + one point deduction for no diagram + walked out early + you got blocked by pigeon + you can't solve 0 mohs problem + L part 4 + skill issue + configuration issue + you thought you solved collatz conjecture + assumed the triangle was acute + L part 5 + no space because discord nitro

fluid pelican
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Evaluate the line integral where C is the given curve. We're integrating over the curve C, y to the third ds, and C is the curve with parametric equations x = t cubed, y = t. We're going from t = 0 to t = 2. So we're going to integrate over that curve C of y to the third ds. We're going to convert everything into our parameter t in terms of our parameter t. So I'm going to be integrating from t = 0 to t = 2. Those will be my limits of integration. Now y is equal to t, so I'm going to replace y with what it's equal to in terms of t. So I'm going to be integrating the function t to the third. Now ds we're going to write as a square root of dx dt squared + dy dt squared, squared of all that as we said dt. So we're integrating now everything with respect to t. So this is going to be equal to the integral from 0 to 2 of t to the third times the square root of -- see the derivative of x with respect to t is 3 t squared. So we have 3 t squared squared + dy dt; well, that's just 1 squared dt. So we have the integral from 0 to 2 of t to the third times the square root of 9 t to the fourth + 1 dt. So this is a pretty straightforward integration here. We're going to let u be equal to 9 t to the fourth + 1 then du is equal to 36 t to the third dt and so that tells me I can replace a t to the third dt with a du over 36. And so we're going to have the integral then from -- well, new limits of integration. I'm just going to put some squiggly marks there to remind myself that we switched variables. So I'm not going from t = 0 to t = 2. I'm doing things in terms of you right now. But I have a 1 over 36. I'll put that out front, and we're going to have the square root of u. So u to the 1/2, t to the third dt was replaced by du over 36. We got the 36 out front. And so now this is a pretty easy antiderivative in terms of u. It's u to the 3/2 times 2/3. And again, different limits of

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integration. We could figure out what they are in terms of u, but I'm going to convert back into t. So we're going to have 1 over 36 times 2/3 times u to the 3/2. Now, u is 9 t to the fourth + 1, that to the 3/2 power. And now we can go ahead and go from original limits of integration 0 to 2. So let's see, when I put a 2 in here, we're going to have -- 1 over 36 times 2/3. That's going to be 1 over 54, isn't it? So we'll have 1 over 54 times -- putting a 2 in, we have 9 times 2 to the fourth. That's 9 times 16, which is 144 + 1, is 145. So we put the 2 in there, we get 145 to the 3/2 minus, putting the 0 in, we get 9 x 0 to the fourth. That's 0. 0 + 1 is 1. So we just get 1 to the 3/2 or 1. So let's see, what's the best way to write this. How about 1 over 54 -- I guess we could leave it like that. We could also write 145 to the 3/2 as 145 times the square root of 145 and then minus 1. And that is that line integral of y to the third ds over the given curve C.

left fox
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Evaluate the line integral where C is the given curve. We're integrating over the curve C, y to the third ds, and C is the curve with parametric equations x = t cubed, y = t. We're going from t = 0 to t = 2. So we're going to integrate over that curve C of y to the third ds. We're going to convert everything into our parameter t in terms of our parameter t. So I'm going to be integrating from t = 0 to t = 2. Those will be my limits of integration. Now y is equal to t, so I'm going to replace y with what it's equal to in terms of t. So I'm going to be integrating the function t to the third. Now ds we're going to write as a square root of dx dt squared + dy dt squared, squared of all that as we said dt. So we're integrating now everything with respect to t. So this is going to be equal to the integral from 0 to 2 of t to the third times the square root of -- see the derivative of x with respect to t is 3 t squared. So we have 3 t squared squared + dy dt; well, that's just 1 squared dt. So we have the integral from 0 to 2 of t to the third times the square root of 9 t to the fourth + 1 dt. So this is a pretty straightforward integration here. We're going to let u be equal to 9 t to the fourth + 1 then du is equal to 36 t to the third dt and so that tells me I can replace a t to the third dt with a du over 36. And so we're going to have the integral then from -- well, new limits of integration. I'm just going to put some squiggly marks there to remind myself that we switched variables. So I'm not going from t = 0 to t = 2. I'm doing things in terms of you right now. But I have a 1 over 36. I'll put that out front, and we're going to have the square root of u. So u to the 1/2, t to the third dt was replaced by du over 36. We got the 36 out front. And so now this is a pretty easy antiderivative in terms of u. It's u to the 3/2 times 2/3. And again, different limits of monke jam vary depending on the juice a monke can produce.

crystal spruce
glacial light
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i believe you

left fox
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Lmao

crystal spruce
gloomy mirage
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