F1 Manufacturer Clash

[distant hollow]

bc ferrari 2019 got 3 wins in a row not 4

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar See Ricky got it

[distant hollow]

looking like 2 main contenders n gallagher as a 3rd party

[crisp badger]

4 to go

[distant hollow]

russell/antonelli type gap between the mercs

when did bertolini enter this series

[crisp badger]

Season 10

[distant hollow]

pole to p8 💔
wait thats the same as magnussen in the brazil 2022 sprint

[crisp badger]

4 seasons with Honda

[distant hollow]

clearly hes taking some time to get used to merc

[elfin briar]

CAN WE STOP THIS

[crisp badger]

KLE << 20 pts >> COS

R19/23

[elfin briar]

thiago will clutch trust

[distant hollow]

costa still got a chance if he unbottles

[crisp badger]

Next up is Turkey

[distant hollow]

is there an equivalent to stroll in this series

[crisp badger]

Then 'Murica 2 times and Interlagos

[crisp badger]

Not really

[distant hollow]

its funny that the only dutch driver in this is named oscar

[crisp badger]

https://tenor.com/view/oscar-piastri-mclaren-f1-piastri-scheming-gif-6149259093474007470

[elfin briar]

who invited nils moreau bruh

2017 alonso ah

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar @distant hollow Thiago Costa ran over a manhole in FP. Will take a grid penalty

[distant hollow]

bruh what

[elfin briar]

i will

block you

ur ragebaiting me

[distant hollow]

sainz levels of luck...

oh wait

[crisp badger]

2 time runner-up in WDC

[distant hollow]

he seems to be doing ok in renault

[crisp badger]

Costa qualified P2 but took a 10-place grid penalty

[distant hollow]

is this stewart guy a rookie or

what season is he in

[crisp badger]

Nope

2nd or 3rd season

[distant hollow]

bc im getting 2021 george russell vibes w bros quali form

slowest car on the grid in terms of points but has put it on pole

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar

[elfin briar]

HOHOHO

im done bruh

[distant hollow]

oh theres a porsche on pole

[elfin briar]

this is gaslighting

shush

hoffman will fumble

[crisp badger]

The RNG just prefers Germany over Brazil maybe...?

[elfin briar]

what happened to diogo

[elfin briar]

2014 reference

[crisp badger]

ENGINE FAILURE FOR KLEIN

ON THE FORMATION LAP

@elfin briar @distant hollow

[distant hollow]

🗣️

ok costa better not throw this one

i swear bros gonna pull a lando baku 2025

[elfin briar]

do not do ts thiago

do not.

ur named after one of my fav defenders

[crisp badger]

DAVIDE RINALDI WINS THE TURKISH GP!

[elfin briar]

DEATH

[crisp badger]

[elfin briar]

pls tell me thiago got a podium atleast

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

[crisp badger]

OK well... how do I say this...?

[elfin briar]

do not.

do not.

dont..

[crisp badger]

So on the last lap Rinaldi was cruising to a win

[elfin briar]

yeah...

[crisp badger]

Van den Berg was P2, Costa P3 and Hoffman P4. They all were within DRS range of each other

[elfin briar]

and costa got fucked over basically..

[crisp badger]

Costa launched a move in T12, locked up and both of them got ahead of him

Hoffman managed P2

Costa P4

[elfin briar]

yeah no this simulation hates me

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar
KLE << 8 pts >> COS

R20/23

[elfin briar]

hey the gap decreased

alot

constructors kinda funny tho

[crisp badger]

Klein's engine gave up

Before the race started

[elfin briar]

loser

[crisp badger]

By the way

5 wins in a row for Ferrari

[elfin briar]

something is wrong

i can feel it

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-my-eyes-on-you-watching-you-signal-point-stalk-gif-5960200

[crisp badger]

They now have the most wins out of the constructors

58 points behind the WCC battle

[elfin briar]

gcl script

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042

[crisp badger]

COSTA ON PROVISIONAL POLE FOR THE US GP!

3

2

1

[elfin briar]

OKAY...

[crisp badger]

But the reigning champion dethroned him at the end

[distant hollow]

someone check the fuel flow sensors rq

[elfin briar]

DAMN YOU TOBIAS

okay where is honda popping up from tho

oscar had a stinker too

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar @distant hollow COSTA LAUNCHES A DIVEBOMB INTO T1!

NOSE & FRONT WING GONE FOR CAR 22!

FLOOR DAMAGE FOR CAR 1!

[elfin briar]

i will be taking my pills and going to sleep.

okay still salvageable tho

are they both cooked

[crisp badger]

DNF for Costa, Klein has dropped to mid-pack with pace loss

[elfin briar]

wonderful day to believe in the brazilians

[distant hollow]

Gallagher WDC incoming

[crisp badger]

LUKAS HOFFMAN WINS THE US GP!

@elfin briar

[elfin briar]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crisp badger]

Klein P9

[elfin briar]

fuck

unc still salvaged some points

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow First non-Ferrari win since Hungary

[elfin briar]

ferrari...

hmmm

[distant hollow]

shi
they found the sensors

[crisp badger]

Did we order for guests in the WDC?

[elfin briar]

who invited blud gallagher

[crisp badger]

2 to go

[elfin briar]

klein gets another one easy

i lost hope

[elfin briar]

ts race couldve gotten merc close the wcc too

fuck ts

[crisp badger]

2 races left

Watch Costa fumble first and call him a fraud

[elfin briar]

he will fumble

he keeps typing

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar @distant hollow "31.9 for the first sector, that's the fastest sector we've had so far. But this is where he needs the tow, on the long straight, on the back side of the track. He's leaving no margin out there at all, up against the walls, Klein knows this is it! This is the lap of the weekend! It's Costa-Klein, Klein-Costa, who's gonna take pole position here? Klein absolutely flying! The championship leader, he is 10 points up on Thiago Costa, going into this race weekend. Costa and Hoffman are 1st and 2nd at the moment, as Hoffman goes 2nd fastest, but Klein CAN spoil the Porsche party and ruin their 1-2, as HE HITS THE WALL! RIGHT AT THE FINAL CORNER AND POLE POSITION SLIDES OUT OF HIS GRASP! RIGHT AT THE END!"

[distant hollow]

wait a second

Jeddah 2021

[elfin briar]

WHAT IS THIS SCRIPT

[distant hollow]

that’s literally the Jeddah 2021 commentary

[elfin briar]

not complaining tho

[crisp badger]

Yes, Las Vegas is the penultimate race of this season

[distant hollow]

with Klein being max

[distant hollow]

walls r close there too tbf

LMAO

bro gotta change the script

[crisp badger]

Porsche 1-2. Costa has the chance

[elfin briar]

wait till

uh greycolorfruit rules

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar OK so...

[elfin briar]

and he fumbles

[crisp badger]

How do I word this...?

[elfin briar]

so he fumbles.

[crisp badger]

https://tenor.com/view/hungary-f1-bottas-crash-bowling-gif-2982099746705531860

Basically

[elfin briar]

FUCK THIS

[crisp badger]

This is a representation

[elfin briar]

gcl i swear to god

[crisp badger]

Hoffman helped Costa

[elfin briar]

what is this script

[crisp badger]

Hoffman did the Bottas

[elfin briar]

as long as costa can

get p1

[crisp badger]

Thiago still P1

[elfin briar]

and not have some randomass ocon steal the race

[distant hollow]

alright istg

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar @distant hollow Track is getting wet, Costa's engineer tells him to stay out for the standing start while the rest of the drivers pit for inters

[distant hollow]

NOOOOO

[elfin briar]

UR FUCKING

KIDDING ME

[distant hollow]

it’s reverse Hungary

[elfin briar]

ts ragebait

ts ragebait

[distant hollow]

wait @crisp badger why did Stewart just pass 5 ppl in the pit lane

[elfin briar]

reference

i swear hes going to make ferrari win

[distant hollow]

Russell = Stewart

[crisp badger]

Ferrari started P13 and P18

[elfin briar]

okay wtv

[crisp badger]

FIA punished them

[distant hollow]

lmfao

2020 Ferrari revival

[distant hollow]

I think a Peugeot just got taken out in the pit lane

[elfin briar]

[distant hollow]

alright whos gonna be Alonso in ts

and Ocon

[elfin briar]

just let thiago win please

i cant do ts

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar MOREAU IS HOLDING UP COSTA!

[elfin briar]

DEATH

NILS DONT DO THIS

me when f1 manufacturer clash but its just reusing scripts

[crisp badger]

EMIL NOVAK WINS THE LAS VEGAS GP!

[distant hollow]

what

[elfin briar]

vegas?

[crisp badger]

Moreau's teammate at Renault

[elfin briar]

oh

wtv bruh

isnt as bad cuz emil didnt shaft nils all season like ocon did

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

Hoffman jumped the start and kamikaze'd

[elfin briar]

WHY IS HE FUCKING P5

[crisp badger]

Because he was 15th after he pitted for inters

[elfin briar]

hoffman sacrifice 🫡

[crisp badger]

Remember his engineer kept him out

[elfin briar]

was hamilton p5 in hungary

idrm

[crisp badger]

P2

[elfin briar]

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT THEN

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-16678637603760811240

[crisp badger]

Who said I'd make it 100% accurate?

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-mj-laugh-michael-jordan-laugh-michael-jordan-no-gd-factory-gif-12988437911705674771

[elfin briar]

ur shafting my driver

[distant hollow]

P5 😭

[elfin briar]

bringing in scripts just to shaft my driver and then leaving him out when it gets good

[elfin briar]

ts so scripted zawg

okay wtv last race decides it type shit

[elfin briar]

can merc still get a wcc

idts

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar @distant hollow COSTA DISQUALIFIED IN BRAZIL QUALIFYING FOR THE DRS FLAP!

[elfin briar]

im going bruh

never ping me again

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-jelly-blue-jelly-blue-jelly-laughing-emoji-gif-9069699325776467460

[crisp badger]

He's also taking a 5-place grid penalty for a new engine

ICE to be exact

[elfin briar]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

[elfin briar]

DONTG WPIGRCN4IL;5UQ3CTBLGWIORUCTHNEQ;4COIWURTEQE

DIONT PINTG MNER

[crisp badger]

I will

[elfin briar]

my driver pulls an alonso 2012 performance

fucking fraud

[crisp badger]

💀

[elfin briar]

rewind the script dont make ts happen like ts

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-16678637603760811240

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

[crisp badger]

Remember when Costa was called the Bortoleto of the series

[elfin briar]

ban

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar

[distant hollow]

wait

ham

Hamilton Brazil

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar See there's hope

[elfin briar]

not really

im crine bruh

[crisp badger]

HOFFMAN ON POLE, KLEIN P2!

[elfin briar]

zip it

okay wait

lukas

LUKAS

[crisp badger]

Excuse me?

[elfin briar]

ur excused brah

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow HOFFMAN TURNS IN ON KLEIN!

KLEIN'S CAR IS DAMAGED!

[distant hollow]

LMAO

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar

[elfin briar]

YEAHHH

LUKAAAS

[crisp badger]

LIVE RACE:

Van den Berg P1
Hoffman P13
Costa P16
Klein P22, pitting for a nose change

[distant hollow]

isn’t that the Lewis Brazil 2022 crash

[crisp badger]

LIVE WDC:

Klein - 251
Costa - 251

[elfin briar]

NOBODY INVITED THE DUTCH

[crisp badger]

Shhhh

@distant hollow @elfin briar COSTA MAKES A LUNGE INTO STEWART FOR P10! KLEIN P20

Race still led by the BMW

[elfin briar]

didnt kmag get pole

in that race

brazil 2022

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar COSTA OVERTAKES BERTOLINI FOR P3!

Klein now P9

[elfin briar]

OKAY..

i have shit memory i can not draw similarities from old races from ts

[crisp badger]

At the moment Van den Berg still leads the race

[crisp badger]

Now we'll wait for @distant hollow to return and we'll wave the chequered flag

[elfin briar]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

its 3 am

@crisp badger end my misery

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

[elfin briar]

i need to zleep

[crisp badger]

OK...

[distant hollow]

hi

[elfin briar]

did the fraud win

[distant hollow]

who won

[elfin briar]

i dont like when he writes paragraphs

[crisp badger]

LIVE WDC (LAP 70/71):

1. COS - 266
2. GAL - 260
3. KLE - 252
4. VDB - 251

LAP 71/71:

"Oscar we need to let Owen through, he can win the title, it's only fair!"

"HE CAN SEE THE CROWD STANDING UP FOR HIM, HE'S HAD A GREAT SEASON, AND AT THE END, HE HAS THE FINAL SAY! OWEN GALLAGHER WINS THE SAO PAULO GRAND PRIX!"

WDC:

1. GAL - 267
2. COS - 266
3. KLE - 252
4. VDB - 244

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar

[elfin briar]

oh okay

@thiago costa

fraud

[elfin briar]

all that driving and for what

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-alonso-f1-formula1-reaction-gif-13826450

[crisp badger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[elfin briar]

https://tenor.com/view/door-disassembly-door-breakdown-breaking-door-door-gif-20313531

[crisp badger]

Costa was a 2-time champion for 10 laps

[elfin briar]

blueberry rules is so ass

[crisp badger]

It gave them an extra title

[elfin briar]

u hate me

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[crisp badger]

Costa is just a car merchant

[elfin briar]

okay wtv

im going to sleep

[distant hollow]

BRO ITS KIMI RAIKKONEN

2007

massa let him through in 07

and bmw won constructors js like ferrari

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar

Thiago Costa's all time stats after S16:

1712 points
22 wins
18 poles
58 podiums
1 WDC
27 fastest laps
253 GP's (11 seasons)

Career history:

Honda: S6
Renault: S7-S11
Porsche: S12-present

You now possess the ability to decide the next season's circumstances

Like Earl did

[serene spruce]

What Is The Next TEAM??? @crisp badger

[crisp badger]

Eh, I think you'd need to understand how it works first

[limber shale]

What's next for this Artificial Galaxy

[crisp badger]

Audience decides

You're one of them so you have the shared power to do it

[limber shale]

do a reset

this has been going for too long

don't you think?

[crisp badger]

Reset in what meaning?

Start over with a different setup?

[limber shale]

full reset

choose other manufacturers

and other everything

[crisp badger]

Nah, I don't want to have to pick Tesla or something

[crisp badger]

So @limber shale @elfin briar @distant hollow, suggest storylines and driver changes

[elfin briar]

@lilac depot wake up

[limber shale]

Ferrari officially announces their retirement from the sport

[elfin briar]

can we not have lewistappen here

[crisp badger]

Unless you, Earl and Ricky take things in control I'm afraid Lewistappen has the veto power

[elfin briar]

im leaving then

[crisp badger]

Make your own storyline ideas and driver transfer ideas

Tell the other 2 to do the same

Otherwise I'm not doing anything

[wild osprey]

can i join

[crisp badger]

Dawg, what's this?

[crisp badger]

Sure

[wild osprey]

YAY

but be careful

ill warn u about this

don't ping 3+ people in one message

1d mute

[lilac depot]

i am awake now

[crisp badger]

I've never pinged more than 3

[wild osprey]

ok i pick

[lilac depot]

time to think of a few new characters

for rookies

[elfin briar]

idrc about ts anymore sorry

[crisp badger]

Instruction is straightforward: Prevent Lewistappen from having the veto power

[lilac depot]

lol

[crisp badger]

I'll make Costa win 2 WDC's in a row

[elfin briar]

no

[crisp badger]

5

[wild osprey]

can we have horacio pagani in here

[fathom meteor]

are there any brazilians

[wild osprey]

my goat

[crisp badger]

@wild osprey @fathom meteor Sorry to say this but I'm afraid I need you to check for the standings above to get an idea of how things are going

I don't include real-life characters

[wild osprey]

where tf are the standings ho

[crisp badger]

.

[crisp badger]

.

[fathom meteor]

so let me understand, characters are created, and then they race with irl manufacturers

[crisp badger]

Correct

[fathom meteor]

this sounds fun

[wild osprey]

gimme hoffman

[crisp badger]

Erm...

You gotta be a bit specific

[fathom meteor]

do we just cheer or

can we do things

[crisp badger]

You can decide storylines for the following season such as the pecking order and that

And do driver transfers

Or add new rookies

Or retire drivers

But for the latter one you need the GP count of each driver

[fathom meteor]

oh this is cool

[wild osprey]

how 😭

give me like

a template of how u apply

[crisp badger]

Earl did one

I can't find it now

[lilac depot]

you really just need a realistic name, nationality and number I think

[crisp badger]

For reference here's the S16 lineup:

I can give their career lengths if needed

[wild osprey]

aigp

[wild osprey]

i would love to grab Lukas HOFFMAN from Porsche using number 3

[lilac depot]

@crisp badger can we have a list of how long drivers have been in the sport

i remember you did one last season but i can't find it

[crisp badger]

OK but it'll take a while

[crisp badger]

You need to project to which team they go and which driver gets sacked

[wild osprey]

Sack Daniel Stewart.

[lilac depot]

he beat his teammate 💔

[crisp badger]

Thiago Costa - 253 races (11 seasons)
Mateo Alvarez - 230 races (10 seasons)
Emil Novak - 230 races (10 seasons)
Tobias Klein - 230 races (10 seasons)
Adrian Noordwijk - 184 races (8 seasons)
Luca Bertolini - 161 races (7 seasons)
Matheus Rojas - 161 races (7 seasons)
Nils Moreau - 138 races (6 seasons)
Matthew Johansson - 138 races (6 seasons)
Jean-Eric Clement - 115 races (5 seasons)
Oscar van den Berg - 69 races (3 seasons)
Julien Martin - 69 races (3 seasons)
Lukas Hoffman - 69 races (3 seasons)
Davide Rinaldi - 69 races (3 seasons)
Rafael Moreno - 69 races (3 seasons)
Owen Gallagher - 46 races (2 seasons, reigning champion)
Marcus Allison - 46 races (2 seasons)
Daniel Stewart - 46 races (2 seasons)
Kenji Morita - 46 races (2 seasons)
Diego Fernandes - S16 rookie
Matias Somerkoski - S16 rookie
Jonas Trösch - S16 rookie

@wild osprey @lilac depot

That should be all 22 drivers

[lilac depot]

thanks

[wild osprey]

69 races huh

[crisp badger]

The record is at 299

Which is 13 seasons

So yeah, the inaugural generation was fully gone 3 seasons ago

[fathom meteor]

damn

[crisp badger]

@wild osprey @fathom meteor I'll now send some all time stats so you see some history

[fathom meteor]

ayo

[crisp badger]

WDC

And the teams' table

[fathom meteor]

damn bro

Ford actually sucks

[crisp badger]

Best WCC position is 4th

[fathom meteor]

crazy

[crisp badger]

While Renault grew competitive after season 10

2 times P2 in WCC

[fathom meteor]

crazy timeline, huh

[crisp badger]

The most 2016 season was this

Mercedes has the best individual season for teams

While Costa in S14 got the best indvidual season for drivers

[fathom meteor]

retired 1?????

[crisp badger]

Once in that specific season

[fathom meteor]

oh

right

[crisp badger]

14 wins is like a Verstappen 2023 feat in the series

Though it's still much less perfect

[crisp badger]

S11 was the most competitive season overall

[fathom meteor]

damn

yeah no Ford needs to be more competitive...

[crisp badger]

This is Ford's peak

1 win, 2 poles, 7 podiums that season

P7 & P9 in WDC

[fathom meteor]

they need to come back to that good form

[crisp badger]

And this was the first ever season

[fathom meteor]

bro that porsche points number

😭

[crisp badger]

And also, can't leave this out

Toyota's farewell season which happened to be the one-season-wonder

After being shit for 12 seasons

[fathom meteor]

damn

[crisp badger]

Renault's first runner-up finish in the WCC

[lilac depot]

S17 Driver Market:

• Nissan announce their exit from the sport
• Volvo enter in their place, and sign Matthew Johansson
• Kenji morita moves into Super GT
• Matheus Rojas signs with Ford, effectively swapping seats with Johansson
• After 10 seasons, Mateo Alvarez retires
• After 8 seasons, Adrian Noordwijk moves into endurance racing
• After 7 seasons, Luca Bertolini retires
• After 6 seasons, Nils Moreau moves into endurance racing
• After a highly impressive rookie season, Diego Fernandes signs with Ferrari
• Julien Martin moves to Lamborghini, replacing Alvarez
• Lukas Hoffman moves to Mercedes, replacing Bertolini
• Porsche announce they sign Owen Gallagher in Hoffman's absence, but then he puts out a tweet stating he never signed a contract with them and will not be racing for them in s17, and ultimately stays with BMW
• Porsche sign Matias Somerkoski instead
• Jean-Eric Clement moves from Audi to Peugeot
• Jonas Trosch exits the sport, unable to find a seat, and moves into formula e

S17 Lineups:
BMW | Owen Gallagher 🇳🇿 (C) / Oscar van den Berg 🇳🇱
Porsche | Thiago Costa 🇧🇷 (C) / Matias Somerkoski 🇵🇱
Mercedes | Tobias Klein 🇩🇪 (C) / Lukas Hoffman 🇩🇪
Ferrari | Davide Rinaldi 🇮🇹 / Diego Fernandes 🇵🇹
Renault | Emil Novak 🇨🇿 / Sophia Beilensohn 🇫🇷 (R)
Ford | Matheus Rojas 🇨🇴 / James Murray 🇮🇪 (R)
Audi | Marcus Allison 🇬🇧 / Miikael Ruud 🇪🇪 (R)
Honda | Rafael Moreno 🇪🇨 / Julio Oliveira 🇧🇷 (R)
Peugeot | Adrian Noordwijk 🇳🇱 / Jean-Eric Clement 🇫🇷
Lamborghini | Julien Martin 🇫🇷 / Daniel Stewart 🇬🇧
Volvo | Matthew Johansson 🇸🇪 / Gabriel Adams 🇨🇦 (R)

Rookies:

• James Murray 🇮🇪 #10 (Ford, reigning F2 champion)
• Miikael Ruud 🇪🇪 #27 (Audi, F2 runner-up)
• Julio Oliveira 🇧🇷 #7 (Honda, P4 in F2) credit to @fathom meteor
• Sophia Beilensohn 🇫🇷 #34 (Renault, P5 in F2)
• Gabriel Adams 🇨🇦 #19 (Volvo, Reigning FE champion)

[fathom meteor]

damn

[lilac depot]

@crisp badger

now for storyline

• after winning his first wdc, gallagher comes strong into s17, and the bmw teammates endure a lengthy and hard-fought championship battle amongst themselves, unaware of the outside danger
• porsche are almost as strong as bmw, and costa will definitely peek his nose into that title fight
• ferrari bounce back and perhaps fight the front 2 teams, whilst mercedes is averagely 4th best, but it is tight between all of them
• renault drops a bit further, and is now fighting audi and peugeot, who bounce back after a poor s16
• the rest of the scraps are fought amongst by lamborghini, ford, and volvo, whilst honda is in a rut struggling to even get a couple points all season long
• the rookie class performs well against their teammates
• hoffman adapts to mercedes quite well, he will definitely fight klein a bit
• somerkoski floats at porsche, he doesn't drown but doesn't swim, although he has quite a few accidents

[fathom meteor]

im thinking murray has a bit of a meh beginning in f1, but eventually finds his pace (probably around mid table idk)

[lilac depot]

just realised there's a hole in the driver market at honda

[fathom meteor]

oh

!

[lilac depot]

someone else should make a rookie character

[fathom meteor]

IT IS TIME

for the brazilian

welcome julio oliveira, #7, from brazil!!!! he had a decent season at f2 (p4)

sadly though he is cooked

considering HONDA

[lilac depot]

unfortunate 💔

[fathom meteor]

he can have at least one decent race

or two

please 🙏

[lilac depot]

p20 to p11

[fathom meteor]

AT LEAST SOME POINTS

😭

[lilac depot]

this season is gonna be like a mix of 2024 and 2025

2025 type wdc fight but add the 2024 race winner chaos from the second half
one team that can hardly get points all season long (2024)
a bunch of rookies just like 2025, one of them at a decent team (beilensohn)

[fathom meteor]

itll be fun

[limber shale]

cool storyline for the upcoming season

[crisp badger]

@lilac depot @fathom meteor @elfin briar S17 kicking off

@wild osprey @limber shale @distant hollow S17 kicking off

[fathom meteor]

YAY

[crisp badger]

Oscar van den Berg (BMW) on pole in Australia

[distant hollow]

bet

[distant hollow]

last season was a combo of 2021 and 2007

i wonder what this one will be

[distant hollow]

good storyline id say

[crisp badger]

OWEN GALLAGHER WINS THE AUSTRALIAN GP!

[distant hollow]

bmw 1-2 im assuming

[crisp badger]

Van den Berg just misses out

[crisp badger]

Yes

[distant hollow]

who are the rookies this year btw

oh nvm

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow The ones with (R) are rookies

[distant hollow]

murray seems like he has a lot of potential

[crisp badger]

Disastrous start for Beilensohn, Martin, Fernandes and Moreno

[distant hollow]

somerkoski on the podium??

[fathom meteor]

heyyy! julio is doing well

[distant hollow]

outperforming costa the title contender last year??

[crisp badger]

Yes

[crisp badger]

The title bottler maybe

[distant hollow]

yeah that was uhm

painful to watch

[distant hollow]

merc went in with so much hype

n instead they r 6-7

we gotta give credit to adams tho, p8 on debut

[crisp badger]

Earl says they'll be best of the rest

Behind the top 3 teams

[distant hollow]

@crisp badger

[crisp badger]

Hm

[fathom meteor]

i believe julio can impress

i believe in him

and not THIAGO COSTA THE BOTTLER

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @fathom meteor Diego Fernandes (Ferrari) on pole in Malaysia

BMW 6-10

[fathom meteor]

damn!

[distant hollow]

fernandes in just his 2nd season on pole??

wait a second

charles leclerc is that you

[crisp badger]

He got a pole last season too

With Ford

[distant hollow]

didnt every team get a pole last season

[crisp badger]

Miscalculated

The yellow Frenchmen didn't get a pole

[distant hollow]

ok

[crisp badger]

(Renault)

[distant hollow]

last season will go down as an all-time classic tho

mostly bc of costa bottling

[crisp badger]

OSCAR VAN DEN BERG WINS THE MALAYSIAN GP!

Fernandes got overtaken by both BMW's with less than 10 laps to go

[distant hollow]

might be seeing a solid teammate battle

[distant hollow]

wait a fuckin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VjWY--QdMA

[crisp badger]

Oh wait

No

NO!

[crisp badger]

I actually scripted that unintentionally

[distant hollow]

lmfao

[crisp badger]

Forgot Charles' first win also went in ruins like that

It's his birthday as well today

[distant hollow]

fernandes charles comparisons will not go away

[distant hollow]

send race results tq

rq

[fathom meteor]

its gonna be bmw all season lo- SOMERKOSKI

[distant hollow]

costa wtf

[distant hollow]

@crisp badger bro its like 2025 verstappen vs hamilton

instead of fighting for p1 and p2

its p7 and p8

for klein n costa

[crisp badger]

[distant hollow]

wait a sec

costa p10 😭

[fathom meteor]

damn bro Julio lost 4 positions

[crisp badger]

COSTA ON POLE IN SHANGHAI!

[distant hollow]

what

[fathom meteor]

AY

YES

[distant hollow]

hes alive!!

[crisp badger]

OWEN GALLAGHER WINS THE CHINESE GP!

But this time it's not a BMW 1-2

[fathom meteor]

race results?

[distant hollow]

costa splits the bmws!!

[distant hollow]

renault rookie is p6??

[crisp badger]

Yes

[distant hollow]

ruud p5????

[crisp badger]

Yes

Very unlikely to see a WCC fight erupt now

Earl's script is punishing for other teams

[distant hollow]

lambo is 2020 williams bro 🥀

someone give stewart the callup to a better team in the penultimate round

hes better than this, hes gotten a pole position in singapore ffs

[crisp badger]

Lambo used to be best of the rest back in the day

Now they fell off like an elephant

[distant hollow]

[crisp badger]

They've been like this for a while actually

Think S11 was their last competitive season

[fathom meteor]

my Brazilians....

[distant hollow]

bmw 1-2 porsche 3-4 ferrari 5-6 mercedes 7-8

it all feels

too perfect

[fathom meteor]

come on Honda

[crisp badger]

Davide Rinaldi on pole in Japan!

DOUBLE Q2 ELIMINATION FOR BMW!

[fathom meteor]

WOAH

[crisp badger]

And yes Stewart outqualified his teammate again

P18 vs P22

[fathom meteor]

hows the Honda duo

[crisp badger]

P2 and P4

[fathom meteor]

WHAT

[distant hollow]

what

tf

[fathom meteor]

AYO

COME ON

[fathom meteor]

JULIO ON 2

AAYAYAYAYAYAYA

[distant hollow]

might be the best rookie class

that we have seen

[fathom meteor]

i bet hes gonna lose some positions tho

but still end up getting points

THIS IS GOOD

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar THIAGO COSTA WINS THE JAPANESE GP!

[fathom meteor]

oh my

where's

where's Julio

Please tell me he did decently

[crisp badger]

P4

[fathom meteor]

YAH

WOO

[distant hollow]

oh hes alive

again

[crisp badger]

BMW 5-7

[distant hollow]

for a sec i thought somerski was stealing the spotlight

[fathom meteor]

damn

race results overall?

[crisp badger]

The Porsche was just better than the Ferrari

[fathom meteor]

somerkoski is fire damn

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @fathom meteor Can Thiago and Porsche do something?

[fathom meteor]

i think they can honestly

[distant hollow]

doubt in the constructors

[fathom meteor]

safe to say, if van den berg can be held back by a rookie, anything can happen

[distant hollow]

maybe drivers

[fathom meteor]

COME ON JULIO

[crisp badger]

One second

[distant hollow]

stewart points

rahhhh

[crisp badger]

@fathom meteor Davide Rinaldi on pole in Bahrain!

[distant hollow]

ah thats better

ferrari back

[fathom meteor]

okaaay

hows the grid

[elfin briar]

why was i pinged

[fathom meteor]

costa won

something

[elfin briar]

yeah idc anymore hes a fraud

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @fathom meteor "Lap 17 and the fastest lap of the race goes to Owen Gallagher who's going now FOR THE LEAD OF THE RACE, and in a shower of sparks makes his way around turn 1 ahead of Davide Rinaldi. Tried to get past Rinaldi as he came out of the pits, had to wait a lap, but now can Rinaldi with DRS get back at Gallagher? We're heading towards turn 4! This has been a bit of a problem for these two in the past, no problem this time for Davide Rinaldi! Can he stay on track and it is JUST, as he retakes the lead from Owen Gallagher!"

[fathom meteor]

EXCITING RACE

[distant hollow]

what race is this based on

i swear ik this

[thin estuary]

holy

[distant hollow]

OH ITS BAHRAIN 2022

wait but that means

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @fathom meteor Lap 44, ROJAS OUT!

A few laps later:

Gallagher: "Mate what's going on with the battery?"
Battery fine

• "No it's not, now I have no rear, what the #### is this?"

"DIEGO FERNANDES PULLS OUT TO THE INSIDE AND OVERTAKES OWEN GALLAGHER, AND IT'S A FERRARI 1-2 HERE IN BAHRAIN!"

Gallagher DNF's

A few laps later: "AND VAN DEN BERG HAS SPUN ROUND, ON TURN 2!"

[fathom meteor]

OH WHAT

[thin estuary]

new championship leader

its literally bahrain 2022

[distant hollow]

this is bahrain 2022

[thin estuary]

yeah

100% identical

[distant hollow]

whos rojas then

gasly?

also a redbull PU failure iirc

[distant hollow]

klein being hamilton makes sense

[fathom meteor]

COME ON COSTA???

damn bro julio only cooked once.

[distant hollow]

top 5 are so close

[thin estuary]

points difference in top 5 = 11

[fathom meteor]

this is gonna be very competitive

[thin estuary]

and bmw with porche 12 points

[fathom meteor]

i think bmw could bottle

[thin estuary]

probably

[crisp badger]

@thin estuary @distant hollow Oscar van den Berg on pole in Jeddah!

[thin estuary]

nice 👍

ts going to be exiting

[crisp badger]

VDB 1:27.007
GAL +0.011
OLI +1.086
COS +1.203

Very

[fathom meteor]

WHAT???

OLIVEIRA P3

[thin estuary]

VERY CLOSE

[fathom meteor]

OH MY

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @fathom meteor @thin estuary COSTA CRASHES OUT!

[fathom meteor]

WOAH

NO

but wait this is good for our other Brazilian

CAN HE GET A PODIUM FINISH

PLEASE

🙏

[crisp badger]

VAN DEN BERG WINS IN SAUDI ARABIA!

0.5s ahead of his teammate

[fathom meteor]

ok, expected

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @thin estuary

[fathom meteor]

OLIVEIRA PODIUM

[distant hollow]

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgEars7_gA

[crisp badger]

No this is like a 2021 battle not 2022

[distant hollow]

ok bet

[fathom meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/1993-senna-ayrton-senna-formula1-grand-prix4-gif-23905624

[distant hollow]

also olivera on the podium???

[fathom meteor]

YES HE IS

[distant hollow]

bruh why

[fathom meteor]

this is amazing

i can see porsche and ferrari fighting for 2nd here

[crisp badger]

We've completed 6/23 races now

Next up is the first European leg

4 races

[fathom meteor]

oo

[crisp badger]

@fathom meteor @distant hollow Diego Fernandes on pole in Portugal!

[fathom meteor]

oo

ok

exciting

come on Ferrari go get them

[crisp badger]

Gallagher wins in Portugal!

[fathom meteor]

im not gonna act surprised

race results?

[fathom meteor]

damn Rinaldi dnf

and oliveira is back to being crap again

[distant hollow]

wulp

another bmw 1-2

somerkoski actually cooking costa rn

[fathom meteor]

costa should RETIRE

[crisp badger]

Time to proceed

Spain up next

[crisp badger]

Lukas Hoffman on pole in Spain! @distant hollow

[fathom meteor]

woah okay

please Julio do well here 🙏

[distant hollow]

interesting

[crisp badger]

Owen Gallagher wins the Spanish GP!

[distant hollow]

before klein too

[distant hollow]

[crisp badger]

@fathom meteor

[distant hollow]

bmw in every quali:

[crisp badger]

It was a crazy race

[fathom meteor]

race results pls

[crisp badger]

Costa took Klein out and got an outstanding penalty

[fathom meteor]

SOPHIA is cookin...

[crisp badger]

Welp...

BMW pretty much have it now

[fathom meteor]

its so over

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow

[fathom meteor]

at least my Brazilian is in 10th

[crisp badger]

MATIAS SOMERKOSKI WINS HIS FIRST EVER RACE OF THE SERIES AT IMOLA! @distant hollow @fathom meteor

[fathom meteor]

OH WOAH

he's doing it

he's the future of Porsche

[crisp badger]

BMW 2-3

[fathom meteor]

oop.

race results overall tho?

[fathom meteor]

look at Ruud there! wow

julio is back to being shit ig

[crisp badger]

Last race for the time being

[fathom meteor]

oki doki

(I love this stuff)

[elfin briar]

https://tenor.com/view/uuh-cat-funny-cats-uhh-gif-5575392758585270122

[fathom meteor]

im right

i know im right

[crisp badger]

We need you here

[elfin briar]

no i retire like costa

[crisp badger]

If Costa wins in Monaco then you have to come back

[elfin briar]

okay

[limber shale]

what happened to Max Fewtrell?

[crisp badger]

You're late

He was gone long ago

[limber shale]

yeah sorry

irl entered the chat

[fathom meteor]

i need more of this

[crisp badger]

@distant hollow @elfin briar @lilac depot

[wild osprey]

let me sleep u ho

[lilac depot]

BEILENSOHN POINTS

[lilac depot]

MORE BEILENSOHN POINTS

novak is getting schooled by a female rookie

[crisp badger]

TIME TO CONTINUE THE SERIES @fathom meteor @distant hollow

[lilac depot]

hell yeah

[crisp badger]

@fathom meteor @elfin briar @distant hollow Klein on pole in Monaco!

[lilac depot]

the fact that somerkoski is beating costa rn is insane

[lilac depot]

peak

[crisp badger]

@lilac depot @fathom meteor @elfin briar THIAGO COSTA WINS THE MONACO GP!

[lilac depot]

back in the fight I suppose

[crisp badger]

Oh I forgot to mention

Sophia took her 2nd podium of the season in Monaco

[lilac depot]

no way

i missed the first

generational talent ⁉️

[crisp badger]

13 races left, any WCC battle chance?

If Porsche get it all together

[lilac depot]

porsche need like 4 wins/double podiums in the next 6 or so races to make a true comeback

bmw are too consistent otherwise

[crisp badger]

Good emphasis for Canada

Wait

Canada is where McLaren fumbled this season

[lilac depot]

uh oh

[crisp badger]

[lilac depot]

bmw disasterclass?

double dnf incoming i can smell it

klein back to winning ways?

[crisp badger]

Thiago Costa on pole in Canada!

[lilac depot]

or technically ferrari is in merc's position this year

[elfin briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074768915370094624/1303210809316479097/attachment-4.gif

[lilac depot]

fernandes maiden win incoming

[crisp badger]

A bet is a bet

Your driver won

[lilac depot]

costa is definitely brazilian max

[fathom meteor]

NO

[crisp badger]

That'd be a disgrace to Max

Costa fumbled last season's title

[lilac depot]

he had the statistically most dominant season of all time

[fathom meteor]

JULIO DNF i hate this

[crisp badger]

OWEN GALLAGHER ENGINE FAILURE ON LAP 1!

(The championship leader)

[crisp badger]

Yeah but

He was in a superior team

[lilac depot]

so was max lmao

[elfin briar]

thiago fumbled cuz gcl was being a poopypants

[lilac depot]

https://tenor.com/view/thisdis-discord-shit-gif-16891250796647249833

[elfin briar]

let me fuck over the brazilians type shit

[crisp badger]

THIAGO COSTA WINS THE CANADIAN GP!

2 wins in a row!

[crisp badger]

@lilac depot @fathom meteor @elfin briar

3 wins in a row for Porsche

[lilac depot]

I KNEW A BMW WOULD DNF

[lilac depot]

novak finally got off his ass and pulled something after seeing his teammate get 2 podiums

[fathom meteor]

OH MAN HONDA

honda gotta get more points

[crisp badger]

Davide Rinaldi's P2 in Canada marked Ferrari's 200th podium in the series!

[lilac depot]

honda is p6

[fathom meteor]

brooo Julio get a podium again please i beg you

[lilac depot]

wow

[fathom meteor]

my Brazilian

[lilac depot]

beilensohn vs oliveira for roty

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar Costa is now 37 points off the lead. Does he have a chance?

[lilac depot]

ruud also doing quietly well

[fathom meteor]

i think its gonna be beilensohn roty ngl

true

[crisp badger]

DANIEL STEWART ON POLE IN AUSTRIA!

WET QUALIFYING!

[lilac depot]

WOW

[fathom meteor]

vro what

[crisp badger]

In a Lambo

[fathom meteor]

wheres Julio

[crisp badger]

[lilac depot]

lamborghini on pole somehow

[crisp badger]

P2

[fathom meteor]

WHAT

oh my

[lilac depot]

crazy

[fathom meteor]

julio every 5 races turns into prime Senna what the hell

(except he doesn't win)

[lilac depot]

audi 4-5

ferrari 17-18

costa klein 19-20

[fathom meteor]

come on Rafa gather some points for honda please

[lilac depot]

guh

i smell a merc win

hoffman p3 is a good starting position

[fathom meteor]

true

[crisp badger]

OSCAR VAN DEN BERG WINS THE AUSTRIAN GP!

[lilac depot]

oh

[fathom meteor]

julio could hold at least p6 i beli- Ok

[crisp badger]

21-22*

[fathom meteor]

Race results please

[lilac depot]

forgot 11th team existed

[elfin briar]

im going to eat you

[fathom meteor]

P5 LETS GO

[lilac depot]

stewart p4 feeds the masses

[crisp badger]

I'll accept anything as long as you're active

[crisp badger]

In a shit box as well

[lilac depot]

audi had a strong race too

[crisp badger]

Van den Berg retakes the lead

Ruud is now best of the rest

[fathom meteor]

beilensohn is dangerously close

damn

[crisp badger]

Perfect race for BMW, opposite for Porsche

[lilac depot]

its ok they can still pull it back with a bunch of wins

or double podiums

and one or two bmw disasterclasses

[crisp badger]

Davide Rinaldi on pole at Silverstone!

But there's something else to steal the spotlight

@fathom meteor @elfin briar

[fathom meteor]

STEWART

[lilac depot]

stewart what the fuck

[fathom meteor]

oh man

[crisp badger]

Lambo 3-5

[lilac depot]

forgot martin existed

he dipped from relevancy

this season

[fathom meteor]

julio Please give me a good decent race

[crisp badger]

WET RACE

[lilac depot]

yes

yay

[fathom meteor]

HERE COMES THE NEXT AYRTON SENNA

[lilac depot]

if costa is max he will spin on an sc restart

and beilensohn will get a podium if this is 2025 silverstone

[fathom meteor]

please Julio

cook

[crisp badger]

THIAGO COSTA WINS THE BRITISH GP!

[fathom meteor]

okok Race results

[crisp badger]

@elfin briar

[lilac depot]

race results will be interesting

[lilac depot]

the dnfs are crazy

[fathom meteor]

10 dnfs

[crisp badger]

Look at the podium 🙏

[fathom meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/drogba-disgrace-complain-gif-13030495025833868706

stewart podium is well deserved

[crisp badger]

Costa quietly reasserting himself into a potential title fight

[crisp badger]

@lilac depot Thoughts?

@lilac depot @fathom meteor Owen Gallagher on pole in Germany

[limber shale]

i told you to retire ferrari from this world bro

[crisp badger]

Earl didn't want that

[fathom meteor]

bmw is gonna win lowkey

wheres julio

[crisp badger]

P19

@elfin briar If you aren't active Costa will get a DNF streak

[limber shale]

only earl was against this

right

[fathom meteor]

😭

[elfin briar]

can u stop pinging me so many times

[fathom meteor]

trude please

[elfin briar]

thanks

[crisp badger]

[fathom meteor]

yea ngl the pings are a bit annoying

unless julio wins

[limber shale]

yeah gcl rio has spoken about this already

[fathom meteor]

[limber shale]

you can't consistently multi ping people

[crisp badger]

Rio was busy sleeping

[elfin briar]

review s16 then ask me if im justified

[crisp badger]

We can fix that

[elfin briar]

dont ping me unless costa wins a race

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249425202446602323/1333546739428360212/copy_84877E2E-E21A-463A-AA2D-A728D047E8FE.gif

[fathom meteor]

very fair

give us some race results now

[crisp badger]

@fathom meteor @lilac depot Hoffman wins the German GP!

[fathom meteor]

nice

how did costa and julio

do

[crisp badger]

P6 and P8

[fathom meteor]

JULIO POINTS

WOHOOO

[fathom meteor]

18th to 5th

this ruud dude

[crisp badger]

That's Novak

Ruud is 4th

[fathom meteor]

oh

still inpressive

lets ignore the 10 dnfs

[wild osprey]

what season are we on rn

[crisp badger]

Season 17

Thought you went to sleep

[wild osprey]

nah

im awake for a bit

ill write for s18 i guess

[crisp badger]

You're early for that

We're in the middle of S17

[wild osprey]

it'll take a long time ho

[wild osprey]

@crisp badger could you do the same for s17

the lineup

[crisp badger]

You can't really depict transfers without this season's circumstances though

[wild osprey]

explain in simple words

[crisp badger]

?

[fathom meteor]

no transferrs without context

ig

[wild osprey]

wdym i can't depict transfers 😭

[wild osprey]

oh ok

[crisp badger]

You need transfers to be logical

[wild osprey]

ok

[crisp badger]

You can't just say for example Gallagher goes from BMW to Renault

When he currently leads the WDC for BMW

And BMW is the best team on the grid

[fathom meteor]

man Volvo sucks so bad

[crisp badger]

New team syndrome

[wild osprey]

all these characters are made up, right?

[fathom meteor]

yes

[wild osprey]

ok uhh

let's say a driver gets sacked

should i make a random driver

that poses as a rookie

[wild osprey]

can i*

[fathom meteor]

yes

for example honda had a gap

[wild osprey]

alr