Formula 1 (@F1) on X

[steep yarrow]

fork found in kitchen

[versed gull]

:0

[simple aurora]

what!?

[compact herald]

lol

[fossil hazel]

Ah, gardening leave is over

[mental walrus]

worst kept secret

[tight dust]

🤔

[zealous spade]

oof

[snow shuttle]

Daym

[trim sand]

Unsurprising tbh

[high surge]

aston martin wins the wcc

[vocal oxide]

going to design a one car, cause the other will be crashed by stroll

[languid jolt]

Brad Pitt's line can now be actually true lmao

[sour moss]

el plan

[exotic spade]

The worst kept secret of the year

[uneven stratus]

NO WAY🤯🤯🤯🤯

[frigid rivet]

omg ! no.. way..!!!!

[slender lily]

this is so skibidi

[trim sand]

theres no way yall are surprised at this

[frigid rivet]

i-im soo surprised...!!

[uneven stratus]

sarcasm.

[unkempt dew]

who is this guy?

[frigid rivet]

idk some marshall i bet

[exotic spade]

Oh wait sorry I forgot, we're supposed to be SHOCKED, GUYS! QUICK! BE SHOCKED!!! /s/jk

[jolly oxide]

Skibidi toilet

[languid jolt]

what do you mean my mind has literally exploded, there's brain matter everywhere now.

[tough whale]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sour moss]

aston martin main 2026 driver

[languid jolt]

im so surprised

[tribal shadow]

WERE SO GODDAMN BACK BOYS

[frigid rivet]

lance stroll is soo back🙏

[tough whale]

[sour moss]

Lets

[rancid valley]

woah

[leaden gate]

WAIT WHAT NO WAY I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GO TO FERRARI OR SOMETHING THIS IS LIKE SUCH NEW KNEWS

[frigid rivet]

no way u thought he gonna be in ferrari bfr

[zealous echo]

Here you go son, I bought you Newey

[tough whale]

it's been known for ages

[tribal shadow]

would be extremely poetical if he wins the title in 26

[jolly bridge]

wtf

[steep yarrow]

its not like they were subtle with it 😭

[tough whale]

only in the start people suspected Ferrari

[jolly bridge]

even worse news 💀

[opal loom]

TF

[tribal shadow]

20 years after the last one

[jolly bridge]

then audi

[frigid rivet]

i dont think money was the main reason for this move

[near shadow]

oh lance is def winning a race next year

[tribal shadow]

my guy living under a rock

[jolly bridge]

no

no

no

no

[flint orchid]

El plan ❌ Adrian's plan

[leaden gate]

Its a joke bro

[steep yarrow]

i think bro doesnt want lance to win

[leaden gate]

whyr yall so dry 😭

[tough whale]

at least one? for sure

[tribal shadow]

nah man he always has his ayrton senna arc mid season

[zealous echo]

Yeah obviously, Newey has always been that kind of person to prop up an emerging team, still it's funny to poke at the Strolls

[sour moss]

Lets

[native zinc]

ALONSO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[tough whale]

any half competent driver can win eventually in a rocketship

[river tapir]

The dream team is slowly forming

[split galleon]

[near shadow]

i mean he really was being pursued by ferrari at some point.

[steep yarrow]

alonso 3rd drivers champ lets go guys

[languid jolt]

meanwhile my dream team is crashing and burning

[frigid rivet]

they only offered, not pursued i think

[fossil hazel]

Serial Sexter.

[tough whale]

🙏🙏

[near shadow]

i’d love to see this new alonso rookie win a championship

[tough whale]

fr, this guy is so underrated can't wait for his first podium

[steep yarrow]

wrong redbull higher-up (JOKE!! MODS THIS IS A JOKE!! (a yolk))

[tribal shadow]

HE'S BEATEN SCHUMACHER AND HAMILTON, ALONSO ROUNDS UP THE FINAL CORNER AND AT 50 YEARS OLD HE WINS EIGHT, HE'S THE 2032 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

[fathom spear]

hmm i wonder who’s surprised

[native zinc]

Absolutely no one

[tribal shadow]

this guy aparently

[last flicker]

Grays

[near shadow]

someone ping me in this server when lance wins his first race in his 9th year

[fossil hazel]

soon™️

[zealous echo]

fans would get bored of Alonso domination

[tribal shadow]

bored but he deserves it after what happened in rari and mclaren

[near shadow]

no fan would be bored of rookie domination

[zealous echo]

real

[tribal shadow]

fr

[near shadow]

but fr what a day for aston martin fans

first time they’ve been happy in a while

[zealous echo]

they finally have a glimmer of redemption

[tribal shadow]

im shaking man

VAMOS ALONSO JODEEER AL FIN ESCOGISTE BIEN SIII

[grim bough]

chat were cooked..

[tribal shadow]

where is the video form alonso where he says

[near shadow]

as a mclaren fan we might be cooked next year

[grim bough]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 😭

[near shadow]

being a mclaren fan is so hard. these people behave like a mid field team when they have the fastest car rn

[tribal shadow]

1-2 IN PRACTICE, 1-2 IN QUALIFYING, 1-2 IN THE RACE, TOTAL DOMINATION

[grim bough]

real real

[near shadow]

don’t jinx yourself

remember u still have strulovitch

[grim bough]

espically being a lando fan and people think your one of those lando fans

[tribal shadow]

nah aston will somehow still fuck up the upgrades

[tribal shadow]

i dont care about goddamn stroll

[grim bough]

like just let me watch the goddamn races and shi 🙏😭

[tribal shadow]

im an alonso fan lmao

im only an aston fan bc alonso is in it

like pretty much every aston fan

[grim bough]

you have a point

[near shadow]

….you haven’t seen the stroll fans on instagram

and i envy you for that

[tough whale]

yeah it's kinda sad Aston is stuck with stroll, but I'm just happy to see El Padre getting a chance for the car he deserves

[leaden gate]

IM NOT SUPRISED morning chat is so dry

[near shadow]

i love how they make edits about him and if they’ll ever include victories it’s the podiums from ages ago

[prime fog]

wow

absolute shocker.

[serene ferry]

Fernando Alonsooo

[grim bough]

were fried next season

[tribal shadow]

also if newey pulls another rb19 but this time called amr25 alonso will win the wcc on his own

[near shadow]

MANNN i feel bad for you😭😭

[spark glacier]

FU DU DU DU LAWRENCE STROLL

[uneven epoch]

nando will love the new car

[prime fog]

how much was newey paid to join this team

[tough whale]

nah he will work on 2026 car

[prime fog]

this is like lawrenze's second son.

[tribal shadow]

well then amr26

[near shadow]

iirc 100 mil for 4 years

[grim bough]

im real happy for nando, but at the same time get a better driver 2. 🙏

[near shadow]

could be wrong

[tough whale]

yup

[tribal shadow]

ig he will work on some upgrades for 25 as well

[prime fog]

thats crazy

[tribal shadow]

if they have time

[tough whale]

and boost team morale

[prime fog]

im not very concerned if they got lance stroll in a seat though

seems familiar

verstappen + perez

nando + stroll

[grim bough]

real

[tribal shadow]

man, newey, cardile and caldwell

[near shadow]

i was so delulu
i wanted sainz as the second driver for AM
an all-spanish line up

[tribal shadow]

what a team aston has formed man

[tribal shadow]

me too

[grim bough]

i wouda fainted if that happened
im not even a aston fan

[near shadow]

this could’ve been possible if AM were a moral team but someone is their daddy’s son

[spare walrus]

omg where is the tiktok with the girl that made a “wedding seating list” where she put newey with aston martin

[tough whale]

would've been sick but won't be happening sadge

[tribal shadow]

as a spaniard i would've loved an all spanish lineup at aston karting

[weak cape]

who is this guy?

[prime fog]

hear me out

stroll comeback next szn

[near shadow]

comeback from what?😭😭

[prime fog]

daddy issues.

[weak cape]

Stroll ain't even doing bad this season

[tribal shadow]

aston karting wont be anymore, TRACTOR MARTIN IS OVER

[grim bough]

stroll would be an absolute legend for am if he did that

[weak cape]

He has recently been matching alonso

[prime fog]

he might reserve out of the wall this time who knows

[tough whale]

wdym he pulls ahead lmao

[near shadow]

if lance starts dominating it’ll be the sign of the times

the end will be near

[prime fog]

i really want magnussen to go to sauber

[tough whale]

or are you talking about the team orders

[tribal shadow]

alonso just doesnt give a flying fuck if the car isnt competitive, now if it was like last year he would be 15-0 in both qualy and rache

[prime fog]

would be so fucking funny

[dense cargo]

Stroll will get fired quicker

[weak cape]

when did I say pull ahead

[tough whale]

stroll won't be fired, family is family

[prime fog]

nando will probably die in the car

[tough whale]

meant match

[prime fog]

rather than in bed or smth

[grim bough]

😭

[dense cargo]

yeah... there's no aston martin without lawrence

[glad oriole]

:0

[tribal shadow]

if lawrence has the level of dedication he's showing that he has with the team, once stroll is actually sarting to make them lose championships not even family bonds will save him

[weak cape]

check race head to head, quali difference in recent races

[prime fog]

the only reason why i think aston is cool is because they have a team principal called mike krack

and thats fucking peak

so piss off

[near shadow]

my crack

[tribal shadow]

fucking based

[grim bough]

real

[tough whale]

you know, lawrence basically bought this team to give a seat for his son

im sure it's what motivates him

so no won't happen

[near shadow]

it didn’t even start in f1

it started in f3

[grim bough]

and keeps him up at night

[near shadow]

he bought lance’s f3 team iirc

[tough whale]

kek really?

definition of don't like it? I'll buy the restaurant

[prime fog]

none of this news will get me

[safe minnow]

FERNANDO ALONSO 3RD WORLD CHAMP

[prime fog]

the only thing that interests me this month is liam lawson getting a seat or not

i want a kiwi

[frigid rivet]

people mad lance got a loving, kind father supporting his passion 🤣🤣😂

[near shadow]

The report claims his father, the fashion mogul and billionaire Lawrence Stroll, bought the Prema F3 team and installed well-known Ferrari engineer Luca Baldisserri to oversee Stroll's rise. Young Stroll was then the clear No. 1 driver this year, benefiting from F1 engineers seconded to his F3 campaign and a special simulator installed at Williams' Grove base.

[near shadow]

oh yes that’s totally why we’re talking about this

[tough whale]

im happy for stroll and sad for the team points

[still path]

You can be a loving and supporting father without nepotism

[frigid rivet]

lance early f1 career was so peak bro idk what happened to him

[frigid rivet]

its not his fault he was born into a rich family and loves racing?

[near shadow]

he got too comfortable because he knows he ain’t leaving. so why should he bother with winning

[still path]

Yeah, he has enough money to race in another league lmao. Plenty of young drivers who could get that seat

[prime fog]

piastri 2025 wc

[tough whale]

lmaooo so he put an F1 engineer to make a little f3 car and it boosted him to the top

[near shadow]

honestly my main issue with lance isn’t his nepotism. this sport is full of it.
it’s his attitude with drivers on track, namely the ricci incident from earlier this season.

[prime fog]

honestly just expect lance to crash every race and you'll be brilliantly surprised

best way to go around it

[tough whale]

I don't have an issue with lance himself he just doesn't deserve his seat

give him to audi

[prime fog]

slight problem

his father isnt there

[still path]

Audi wants German drivers

[tough whale]

lul

[near shadow]

you won’t see lance fans address this
they’ll just tell you “you have daddy issues and you’re jealous!!”
no dear, your favorite acts so entitled on track

[frigid rivet]

idk how u see him entitled lol

[prime fog]

why is bro smiling like that

diddler looking ahh

[near shadow]

again, his behaviour after his crash with Ricciardo. i stated that earlier

[still path]

You can see Lance has lost his passion for racing. He’s only there because his dad spent so much money

[near shadow]

<insert the three dragon meme>

[frigid rivet]

i think so too, after all the hate he recieved, he crashed out

[glad oriole]

Alon-sus

[prime fog]

why is he rubbing his hands 😭

put them down brother

hands back on the wheel

[glad oriole]

[fallow glen]

[frigid rivet]

max will retire in 2-3 years

[prime fog]

💀

[frigid rivet]

tbh

[prime fog]

we're doomed

[normal iron]

Nice work Aston Martin.

Shame new regs will be engine based.

[fallow glen]

[foggy pine]

whos this unc

[near shadow]

yeah he’s been so clear about not wanting to drag out his f1 career. he spoke about wanting to get into endurance racing too.

[prime fog]

endurance racing 💀

probably cuz bro stays up till 3am sim racing

[near shadow]

i could be mistaken though😭 i forgot which race was it

he said it recently

he mentioned wanting to do it with nyck

[eager slate]

dang it

[normal iron]

Oh right, so im hearing Aston Martin have offered Newey a share - hes now an owner.

[fresh pulsar]

Why are people surprised. We all knew it was gonna happen

[prime fog]

we're not

[real bluff]

Who here saw that coming lol

Wow

Shock
(/S)

[fresh pulsar]

Look that the top of chat

[fresh pulsar]

I did

[prime fog]

or at least

im not lmao

[frigid rivet]

everyone did

[prime fog]

this was literally hinted at like several times in the most obvious ways

dating back to like 5 months ago

[near shadow]

Verstappen has revealed the four drivers he’d love to race with at the Le Mans 24 Hours if he was given carte blanche to choose.

“So, if I look around now, one I would like to have on my team is Nyck de Vries,”

“I keep joking with Fernando that we would like to do it together so that would be pretty cool”

third driver is his dad

fourth i cba to check

[prime fog]

couldn't say the same for f1

[upbeat atlas]

Red Bull is Cooked they going to turn into toro Rosso 2

[near shadow]

this is from 2 months ago

honestly if someone is surprised it’s because they were getting their news from insta pages that post rumors

[frigid rivet]

or they dont open media at all

my parents are a long time fan of f1 but dont follow the f1 pages in their socials lol

they always ask me for updates and stuff

old people bro

[zealous echo]

Adrian Newey did go to Oxfordshire this morning

[last bronze]

beautiful

[high fossil]

ah yep there jt is

[sudden trellis]

tbh there was already former RB personnel there

[calm dagger]

Strulovich masterplan

[safe stream]

hmm

can stroll win a race next year tho

taht would be crazy ngl

[brazen hawk]

Wasnt this announced like over a week ago?

[brave elbow]

no

[cunning plume]

Alonso deserve another title before he retires

[solid rain]

3 time world champion fernando alonso

[pure crow]

why

why would you give someone as shit and spoiled and as annoying as stroll a good car

why

[queen spire]

fuck no

fuck this shit

[warm geyser]

Fernando Alonso domination incoming?

[leaden gate]

Cus 1 alonso 2 lawrence

[zealous adder]

Insegna come sono più importanti i soldi che il prestigio

[thin crest]

we need perez to aston martin

former team

[velvet rune]

[tall ivy]

EL PLAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[timber heart]

my rookie needs a win

[shy edge]

Imagine lance stroll winning if fernando has a Crash or Engine failure 💀

[vapid egret]

WHAT ABOUT FERRARI

[hushed basin]

this news came out like 5 months ago 💀

[long thunder]

Fr

MV1 to Aston Martin mark my words!

[west oasis]

Yup Alonso is getting his third

[silk dune]

Alonso bouta win 5 straight championships

[onyx warren]

Ahh we are fucked.

Stroll dominance in coming.

[sonic ocean]

Aston Martin about to become a top team

[wintry edge]

Newey working with Honda still

[zealous echo]

HES LIAR

he aid he wanted to build a car for the greatest team and agruably the greatest driver

[restive lodge]

Lance stroll gonna win drivers championship

can we all just agree that if it wasnt for lance his dad wouldnt be funding the team and newey wouldnt have a reason to go to aston

[carmine spoke]

33 IS COMING

[hybrid pewter]

Aston Martin, Honda, Dan Fallows, ADRIAN NEWEY, all left red bull 😭😭😭

[stone skiff]

what the hell

[strong flax]

Lance Troll 2030 World Champion

[slow fox]

🤣🤣🤣

[vivid saddle]

fernando alonso dominance incoming

[cloud thicket]

uh oh

[wanton dagger]

Alonso 3rd wdc incoming

[nimble cliff]

26 not 25

[fresh pulsar]

Renault all over again

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-f1-formula1-formel1-alonso-gif-10123085

[eager slate]

lance troll is goin to win some wdcs

[burnt oak]

If by that you mean world destructors championship then yeah

[indigo mauve]

real

[indigo mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-gif-15409674451501385698

[twilit crater]

it would have been so big if he went to Ferrari tho

[quartz oasis]

Indeed

[surreal haven]

se viene la 33

se viene