Pencil

[astral moat]

poking holes and/or twisting an eraser until it split >>>>>>

[sharp fulcrum]

Erasers taste better than pencils just sayin

[astral moat]

do you, by any chance, eat the unused tyres after every race or something

[quartz gust]

of course

f1 employs me for this specific purpose

i reduce their carbon emissions or... something?

[astral moat]

bros idea of fine dining is a nice hot soft tyre

[sharp fulcrum]

i haven't but i drink the gas leftovers

f1 pays very well

[quartz gust]

mmm

chewy