URF1 2012

[serene void]

i have scored more points than sebastian vettel in 2024

[royal ice]

sauber and i finally cooking for the first time since turkey

still yet to get podium this season

[royal ice]

WOW 👏

[serene void]

real

[fluid magnet]

you have scored less points than logan sargeant in 2024

[royal ice]

false

he's scored 101 more

[fluid magnet]

no it's true

[serene void]

say what?!??!?!?

[fluid magnet]

i can feel it

logan will score more points

[royal ice]

by the context of this message it says as of now

so thats simply false

[fluid magnet]

false

just trust

in William

[royal ice]

I'm not gonna bother continuing this argument

[fluid magnet]

s

[royal ice]

whos william

[serene void]

not me

[royal ice]

ehh I wouldn't think a native filipino would be called William

[serene void]

im.. im not that native actually

[royal ice]

unless your parents are from elsewhere

where

[fluid magnet]

spain

[serene void]

im chinese too

[royal ice]

fr?

[serene void]

yeah

[royal ice]

ight

I'd say you're about 60% likely to be called William

from this info

[serene void]

im not called william

i have a rare name actually so

[royal ice]

whats ur real name then

[serene void]

for privacy reasons i dont wanna say

[royal ice]

my guy I literally wear my name in my username everywhere

earl seress

it aint that big of a deal

its not like saying your address or your dob

even the latter I've shared all over discord

04/03/08

bro is proceeding to dump my dob and real name to everyone in his DMs

i can feel it

Official Race Classification after 34 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 European Grand Prix

Official Post-Europe World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[fluid magnet]

the mods don't like if you ask someone's age or dob

here

[serene void]

i dont even know your actual name

[royal ice]

i literally just said it

[serene void]

also yeah what enjoyer said

[royal ice]

I never asked his age or dob

I asked his real name

[royal ice]

earl seress

[fluid magnet]

ok cool but mods will also spite you if you ask someone for their real name

unless they already have it in public

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[serene void]

dam

[royal ice]

dam

[royal ice]

ham

[fluid magnet]

dam

[serene void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/393763681835548672.gif?size=48&name=hamdabbing&quality=lossless

[royal ice]

fun fact: search "hamdab" in gifs(dont do it actually this is /j)

[fluid magnet]

hamdab

[royal ice]

no more race tn

cuz schol

tomorrow I'll try my best to get both usa and brazil done at least

so basically 3 more days of the season if I try do 2 races a day

who knows, might be able to fit in 3 if I get the jackpot on the chores(bring in washing, dust the house and/or checking the wasp nest(i hate that last one but it only takes a minute))

[serene void]

schol

[royal ice]

goodnight

[serene void]

night night

[weary widget]

Bro is younger than me, whaaaat!!

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 American Grand Prix
Circuit: Circuit of the Americas
First held here: 2006
First American Grand Prix: 1908(Savannah)
Circuit Length: 5.51km(3.42 mi)
Race Laps: 29(159.79km)
Turns: 21

[abstract glade]

stroll top 10

or

uh

strolle position

😭

[royal ice]

lol

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
89% ☀️
11% ☁️
3% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 American Grand Prix

sauber mid moment

Race
Weather forecast:
79% ☀️
21% ☁️
10% 🌧️

Lap 3/29

COLLISION
CAR 13(KEV)
CAR 12(DIA)

JUDGMENT
Car 13(KEV) has been deemed to have left the Renault pitbox unsafely, cutting across on Car 12(DIA) and causing a collision, ultimately ending with terminal damage on both cars.
Renault may receive a fine for letting their driver go unsafely.

Lap 6/29

Lap 6/29

Lap 10/29

Lap 15/29

Lap 25/29

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 American Grand Prix

[royal ice]

Official Race Classification after 29 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 American Grand Prix

Official Post-America World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

bingu upwards still in the wdc fight

ferrari, rb, brawn still in wcc fight

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix
Circuit: Autódromo José Carlos Pace
First held here: 1972
First Brazilian Grand Prix: 1972(Autódromo José Carlos Pace)
Circuit Length: 4.30km(2.67 mi)
Race Laps: 37(159.43km)
Turns: 16

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
67% ☀️
33% ☁️
19% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

GLOCK TOP 10??!?
Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix

Race
Weather forecast:
61% ☀️
39% ☁️
24% 🌧️

Lap 4/37

BIN 6 - DNF(COLLISION)
Went off track into barrier from aquaplaning, no SC needed.

Lap 10/37

Lap 24/37

FIS 9 - DNF(PUNCTURE)
RR punctured coming out of the Senna S, couldn't make it to pits before spinning and beaching

[idle river]

Is this the last race or is it abu dhabi

Oh im out

Ffs

[royal ice]

brazil

abu dhabi is finale yes

after this we got singapore then japan then abu dhabi

Lap 30/37

[royal ice]

dw eriksens holding RB together

last lap

eriksen still leading by a hefty 12 secs

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix

[fluid magnet]

boys we are so back

[fluid magnet]

nevermind we're not back

wtf happened @royal ice

oh it's only p4 not p6

im blind

[hasty zealot]

RIGGED

[fluid magnet]

finally you see the truth behind this game

it's all.. RIGGEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[royal ice]

look don't blame me blame the ai 😭
these guys just come and go in their pitbox so no surprise there was a collision at last

[royal ice]

now give me one reason it is

[fluid magnet]

dude

[royal ice]

"i didnt win" is NOT a valid reason
"i keep dnfing" is NOT a valid reason

[fluid magnet]

/hj

i forgor

ok

[royal ice]

im just happy cause sauber got a podium at last

i will drink the fuck outta that champagne

but can we PLEASE talk about caytons recovery drive 🔥

p11 to p2

w/ fl

Official Race Classification after 37 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix

[fluid magnet]

this team (Ferrari) does not deserve the amount of podiums they have

[royal ice]

Official Post-Brazil World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[royal ice]

wdym

[fluid magnet]

oh renault please do your thing

[fluid magnet]

their drivers are too good for the car 🔥

[royal ice]

mhm

I mean

tricko's got the best ovr of any driver currently

i gtg

[weary widget]

The struggle is real 💀

[fluid magnet]

i was more asking the engine not your team

[weary widget]

Alr mb

[pallid yarrow]

Hm p8 and p7

Decent

[grave fern]

P1 again pog

let's get this bread

[fluid magnet]

no

i must get my redemption season

[grave fern]

yes 😤

I shall win smh

[pallid yarrow]

Same

Im so washed this season 💀

[pallid yarrow]

More race today?

[glass bane]

Of course I DNF my first home race 😭

[glass bane]

YESSSSS TOP TEN LET'S GOOOOO
At my favorite track too 😁

[royal ice]

first point finish 🔥

also now its the weekend for me so I'll have more pc access today

perhaps finishing the season is an opportunity

[royal ice]

these are your teams competing in 2010 🔥

lemme fix something

boom

[inland mantle]

ok bro

[royal ice]

engine suppliers for 2010 and their customers:

Mercedes(4):

• McLaren
• Williams
• Force India
• Mercedes

Renault(2):

• Red Bull
• Lotus

Ferrari(2):

• Ferrari
• Toro Rosso

BMW(1):

• Sauber

Toyota(1):

• Toyota

2010 signup open, use the template(s) below

NEW DRIVER:
Name: (driver name)
Abbreviation: (3 letters associated with your name all in caps)
Seat: (the driver you want to replace)
Nationality: (the country you represent)
Number: (the number you wish to be represented with, YES we are doing numbers before 2014)

TEAM SWITCH:
Reason: (why you're switching teams)
Seat: (the driver you want to replace)

NEW TEAM SIGNUP:
Name: (team name)
Formality: (formal team name, example instead of Mercedes, Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team)
Replacement: (the team you're replacing, cannot be within the top 5 in last season's WCC unless those spots become filled)
Nationality: (the country the team is based in)
Drivers: (name both drivers you have signed to your team, main driver first)
Livery: (what you want the livery for this season to look like)
Note: You CANNOT signup a new team unless you have experienced at least 3 full seasons of UR2D2 as a driver(S1, 2008, 2009 eligible)

TEAM TAKEOVER:
Takeover: (the team you're taking over)
Formality: (formal team name, cannot modify the base name of the team)
Nationality: (the country the team is based in)
Drivers: (name both drivers you have signed to your team, main driver first)
Livery: (what you want the livery for this season to look like)
Note: You CANNOT signup a takeover team unless you have experienced at least 2 full seasons of UR2D2 as a driver(S1, 2008, 2009 eligible)

mods please pin this so I don't have to find it by searching 🙏

[radiant ember]

what

[royal ice]

2010 signup since 2009 is drawing to a close

[radiant ember]

i really want to move

[royal ice]

use the Team Switch template then

[radiant ember]

what seats are empty

[royal ice]

i'll make a list of who's obliged to a contract

[radiant ember]

oklol

[royal ice]

1984Enjoyer - No seat
A10 - Sauber(Team owner)
Adrian Sutil - Force India(AI)
Alonstare - Williams(1 season left)
Bingu - No seat
Cayton - Ferrari(1 season left)
DeltaAeroLines123 - No seat
Diamond - Toro Rosso(1 season left)
Earl Seress - Sauber(1 season left)
Giancarlo Fisichiella - Leaving(AI)
Hika Makkinen - Williams(1 season left)
Kevin - No seat
LAXX - No seat
Lance Stroll - Toyota(1 season left)
Sebastien Bourdais - Leaving(AI)
Skat - No seat
Thondori - McLaren(1 season left)
Timo Glock - Toyota(AI)
Tricko - Ferrari(Multi-season)
Zed Eriksen - Red Bull(Multi-season)

everyone without a seat will have to resign

here are open seats:

Ferrari - 0
Force India - 2
Lotus - 2
McLaren - 1
Mercedes - 1
Red Bull - 0
Sauber - 0
Toro Rosso - 1
Toyota - 1
Williams - 0

car performance provisional ranking for 2010:

1st - Red Bull
2nd - Ferrari
3rd - McLaren
4th - Mercedes
5th - Sauber
6th - Lotus
7th - Toyota
8th - Toro Rosso
9th - Force India
10th - Williams

[radiant ember]

TEAM SWITCH:
Reason: To get better results in a new team
Seat: Red Bull (idk which driver seat is free but i chose one of them)

[royal ice]

you're accepted for now, but there is a possibility based on 2009 WDC order that Tricko could take your seat if he activates the ferrari release clause and moves to RB(unlikely asf tho)

it's just a small chance

[radiant ember]

can i choose an alternative for now if that release clause happened?

[royal ice]

everyone else ahead of you is either on fixed contract or is zed who is already RB lol

[royal ice]

yes

[abstract glade]

oh can i change my number to 18

[royal ice]

sure

now or in 2010

[idle river]

i thought i had a seat

[abstract glade]

2010

also i'd like to hear any teams offering contracts for 2011

[idle river]

i wanna stay with red bull for 2010

[royal ice]

contract ran out

you can resign tho

with RB

[idle river]

yeah

[royal ice]

but if skat keeps his promise hes taking the seat

[idle river]

i wanna resign

[royal ice]

because WDC order

[idle river]

bruh

[royal ice]

I meann

if you get lucky asf in the next 3 races

theres a chance

[idle river]

its not that

i didnt know we did conracts like that

[royal ice]

drivers get a fixed contract either 1 or 2 years depending on a wheelspin
1/4 chance to get a 2 year fixed contract
if they are contending within the top 4 of the wdc they can get a multiseason contract with an exit clause

if a team changes branding their contract dies regardless of the contract type

[idle river]

when do i not have contract drama in these types of sims

lol

[royal ice]

for example brawn gp to merc, both enjoyer and skat are left without contracts and have to resign

[abstract glade]

so i have no contract for 2010?

since toyota dies

oh yk what would be cool

keep the bmw and toyota

but add the three newcomers

plus USF1, StefanGP and Prodrive

they're all extremely shit

so 16 teams

[radiant ember]

lol

[abstract glade]

and only the top 26 race

like the nineties

[radiant ember]

let him cook

[abstract glade]

do it

please

it'd be funny

[inland mantle]

🔥

[inland mantle]

heh

bmw?

[abstract glade]

bmw sauber

[inland mantle]

nvm nvm

[abstract glade]

was bmw

[inland mantle]

ik but

they didn't leave

[abstract glade]

in 2007-09

[inland mantle]

the brand did but

ok

[abstract glade]

it was bmw sauber in name only

anyways

yk what i mean

basically

[inland mantle]

you lumped it in with teams that left

[abstract glade]

no teams leave

just add new ones

for the funnies

[inland mantle]

I agree

[abstract glade]

and in 2026 add rodin carlin and andretti

and panthera

[inland mantle]

• hitech

[royal ice]

toyota doesnt die

[royal ice]

thats literally what I did

[royal ice]

ur2d2 has 10 team limit :c

[abstract glade]

💩

[serene void]

bomboclat

[glass bane]

More teams means more seats are open so as long as there's enough spots for everyone who wants to be in this series I'm fine with it

[royal ice]

the way to add more seats for more drivers was considering a feeder series

because UR2D2 has a set limit of 10 teams

I hope in future updates the developers address this and add the ability to set up to 20 teams or something especially for online leagues with lots of drivers

[glass bane]

Yeah that would be nice

[royal ice]

I polled the feeder series earlier but people chose only once demand for it hit

that'll probably come once we get down to just a handful of backmarker seats

just in case, an F2 2012 league is sitting there for me to make happen

[glass bane]

NGL that sounds intriguing

[royal ice]

F2 would have a smaller calendar compared to the actual F1 races just like IRL, and also shorter races(probably 100km avg instead of 160)

[hasty zealot]

TEAM SWITCH:
Reason: Renault Is severly struggling and I want better results
Seat: Red Bull

I dunno who I'd be replacing from red bull, I just want either one lol

[royal ice]

RB seats are definitely out :c

[hasty zealot]

aww, I looked at that thing that said available seats and rb had one

[royal ice]

i'd recommend McLaren perhaps

[royal ice]

taken by skat already, gotta change that

or mercedes

[hasty zealot]

Can I moveto mercedes then?

[royal ice]

sure

[hasty zealot]

yay :D

[pallid yarrow]

What team is available rn

[royal ice]

@pallid yarrow

[pallid yarrow]

Okay i see it

[royal ice]

provisional lineup as of now

[pallid yarrow]

Name: DeltaAeroline123
Abbreviation: DAL
Seat: McLaren(whoever is in the second seat aside from thon)
Nationality: Thai
Number: 56

[royal ice]

that leaves 3 unconfirmed drivers

whilst we wait for them, let's race

[hasty zealot]

Ima dominate the season come 2014 (merc plz keep me)

[pallid yarrow]

Ima go to merc in 2014

Or Williams idk

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Singaporean Grand Prix
Track: Marina Bay Street Circuit
First held here: 2008
First Singaporean Grand Prix: 2008(Marina Bay Street Circuit)
Circuit Length: 4.94km(3.07mi)
Race Laps: 32(158.08km)
Turns: 22

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
94% ☀️
6% ☁️
0% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Singaporean Grand Prix

i washed out 💀

another glock top 10 wtf

Race
Weather forecast:
82% ☀️
18% ☁️
2% 🌧️

[radiant ember]

glock supremacy

[royal ice]

fucking hell

uhh I think the worst getaway ever just happened by the polesitter

and caused a 7-car turn 1 pileup

[radiant ember]

did i do anything wrong

[royal ice]

no

but you were involved

race restart?

yeah fuck it imma restart the race

from scratch

okay that was much smoother

[radiant ember]

lol

[royal ice]

Lap 3/32

[radiant ember]

yipie

[royal ice]

Lap 6/32

[radiant ember]

tricko p9🔥

[royal ice]

Lap 10/32

[hasty zealot]

p16, Im just the goat

[radiant ember]

tricko p12

[royal ice]

Lap 13/32

TRI 1 - DNF(COLLISION)

Already had poor pace on old hards, locked down the escape road but couldn't stop before the barrier engulfed the front end.

No SC needed

[radiant ember]

tricko masterclass

[royal ice]

ur in the lead rn btw

@radiant ember

Lap 16/32

Lap 19/32

[radiant ember]

flip

[pallid yarrow]

Still in point

[royal ice]

threatened by glock

(dont die)

STR 17 - DNF

spin out of turn 7

no SC needed because well off the racing lines

[pallid yarrow]

IS THAT GLOCK??(

[royal ice]

Lap 26/32

Lap 30/32

ALO 15 - DNF(ENGINE)
Engine blew on the back straight, pulled into escape road. No SC.

DAL 26 - DNF(SUSPENSION)
FR suspension came loose after kerb vibration into Turn 5. Forced to pull over because too dangerous to continue even to the pits.

[radiant ember]

and cyaton wins

[royal ice]

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Singaporean Grand Prix

glock point no way 🤯

(probably because DAL dnf)

[inland mantle]

@royal ice how the fuck am I 1000 seconds off

[royal ice]

because you DNF'ed

[inland mantle]

bruhh

[royal ice]

the game doesnt show it after a race tho lol

[inland mantle]

ok

thanks

that's annoying

[serene void]

why am i so consistent

[royal ice]

consistentdori

[inland mantle]

fraudcko

[serene void]

new pfp check

[royal ice]

at least cayton held ferrari together

eriksen slightly extends the gap to enjoyer further

2 races left

im rooting for eriksen because at least he doesnt joke about the races being "rigged"

if either DNFs at the next race it'll sway the championship into jeopardy

pretty sure brawn are getting away with the WCC because bingu is a washing machine

[pallid yarrow]

Bruh what 💀💀

[royal ice]

bros suspension decided to go "fuck you"

[pallid yarrow]

Fr

[inland mantle]

mechanics forgot to tighten a bolt

[royal ice]

at least it wasnt a buemi

[inland mantle]

real

[royal ice]

Official Race Classification after 32 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Singaporean Grand Prix

Official Post-Singapore World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

this graph is hella interesting

[radiant ember]

more podiums than tricko, ez

[royal ice]

lol

[weary widget]

I wanna join merc!

Is there a seat open?

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Japanese Grand Prix
Track: Suzuka International Racing Course
First held here: 1987
First Japanese Grand Prix: 1976(Fuji Speedway)
Circuit Length: 5.80km(3.60mi)
Race Laps: 28(162.59km)
Turns: 21

[royal ice]

yes

[weary widget]

Yoo finally, please add me

[royal ice]

alright

[weary widget]

A good team lets goo

[royal ice]

if bingu or enjoyer kick you out, you could probably go to lotus as theyre still on par with literally any other top 6 team

(they can cause wdc order)

[weary widget]

Alr sure np

[weary widget]

Lotus has kimi doesn't it?

[royal ice]

nope, never will

[weary widget]

Or was it 2012..

[royal ice]

tricko is "kimi"

[weary widget]

Oh yeah ofc

[royal ice]

anyways lets kick off

2 races left starting with this one

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
80% ☀️
20% ☁️
8% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

shocking how bourdais aint in last 4 for once 🤯

nvm

Lap 2/3

well this is interesting
Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Japanese Grand Prix

[radiant ember]

shid

[royal ice]

Race
Weather forecast:
63% ☀️
37% ☁️
19% 🌧️

[royal ice]

skilisue

jk

oh god

when it said 19% rain i didnt epect this

Lap 3/28

IS THAT GLOCK

bro's brakes said "nah im out"

aquaplaned into 5 cars at chicane

[radiant ember]

hope not me

[royal ice]

nope

backfield

cars involved:

• glock
• fischiella
• sutil
• diamond
• alonstare

oh and stroll took a small hit too

but pitted

everyone else is beached

race gonna restart

but not a full restart cause we've already completed 4 laps

race restarting

Lap 6/28

Lap 8/28

[radiant ember]

p4

[weary widget]

Also @royal ice got a doubt
If I drive for merc will I technically be "alonso driving for merc" or " rosberg/Michael driving for merc"?

[royal ice]

alonso since you replaced him perma

[weary widget]

Oh alr thanks mate

[royal ice]

he wont go to renault/ferrari/anywhere else

[weary widget]

👍

[royal ice]

IT'S JOEVER

NO FUCKING WAY

HOW

bingu sniped enjoyer 😭 💀

well not really sniped cuz it looks like a driver error

enjoyer's either gonna go off at me or bingu

or both of us

😭

im done for 💀

Lap 12/28

[radiant ember]

where me

[royal ice]

p1

Lap 15/28

[radiant ember]

enjoyer what do u think about this

[weary widget]

Y r some people on wets? Is it raining?

[royal ice]

yeah its raining heavy rn

water level max

[weary widget]

Dayum

[royal ice]

but its stopping soon

Lap 23/28

the dnf count 💀

[radiant ember]

no need half points

[weary widget]

I agree

[royal ice]

you sure??

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Japanese Grand Prix

full points awarded

since less than 8 cars DNFed, and race went to the end

i just realised that the fastest lap time is the exact same time as the pole lap time

Official Race Classification after 28 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Japanese Grand Prix

Official Post-Japan World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

it's over 😔

@grave fern
Zed Eriksen, a show of brilliance this whole season, winning off the bat and carrying Red Bull against Brawn GP, poor results not enough to diminish track confidence. With one round to go, you've given Red Bull their first World Driver's Championship, but there's still the WCC to be decided.
Welcome to the list of UR2D2 F1 Champions!
You may choose to stick with number 64 for 2010, or switch to number 1 as designation of your championship title.

Place your WCC votes for Abu Dhabi!
- Red Bull Racing
🟢 - Brawn GP

[fluid magnet]

Reason: to get better results and just end up without no team lol
Seat: Bingu

@royal ice does that count

[fluid magnet]

can we switch the game to gp4 next season

[royal ice]

why

whats the point of having 2 gp4 leagues

[royal ice]

yes since bingu cant overhaul you, nor can skat

but where will he go now

skat that is

also why would you go to your rival's team

[fluid magnet]

because ur2d2 is rigged!!!! /j

sorry i can't

i can't resist

i just lost a championship ok let me mourn

[royal ice]

so is gp4

whats ur point

[royal ice]

bro theres like infinite more championships what are u on abt

not to mention you already have s1

and 2007

[fluid magnet]

evidence

not one of our drivers has won on dead hard tyres somehow managing to pass someone with also dead tyres but had a lucky escape through parabolica?

@radiant ember bro now please

[royal ice]

i dont have a podium in 2014 yet i have one in 2013
thats proof

[fluid magnet]

atleast we gotta get the wcc

[fluid magnet]

bro adam literally has a win

[royal ice]

yeah and he doesnt in 2014

its proof!1!1!!!!!1!

[fluid magnet]

sauber would be 2012 sauber if it was rigged 1!1!!2!2!11?1?1!!1!1!!

[royal ice]

the drivers arent accurate to irl!1!!1!1!!!111!!1!

[fluid magnet]

huh

what do you mean the seat?

[royal ice]

vettel is supposed to have won all of these titles from 2010-2013!!1!11!!11!
but instead you have these fictional characters called dick seaman and 1984enjoyer!!!!1!!1!!!1!1!11!

my guy it's called a racing league, let it be

[radiant ember]

fuck i do

[royal ice]

move elsewhere

current prov lineup(i added flags)

you can overwrite one of the mercs if you want

or go to lotus or smth

or mclaren and kick out delta

[pallid yarrow]

💀💀💀

[radiant ember]

bro

wtf

[hasty zealot]

Non You cant overide one of us

nuh uh

[radiant ember]

this is unacceptable

[royal ice]

just go to lotus and be kind 💀

[radiant ember]

unacceptable

[hasty zealot]

Nah, go to bmw sauber and kick earl

[radiant ember]

i chose red bull first!

You'll be hearing from my lawyer

[royal ice]

i have a fixed contract tho

[royal ice]

WDC order prevails

except for fixed contracts

u cant kick them out

[radiant ember]

wait

[hasty zealot]

I assume I can't just ask for a fixed contract till like 2012? I need to perform well first aye

[radiant ember]

yes kevin

[weary widget]

Yo @hasty zealot we teammates again lol

Vamos

[royal ice]

@hasty zealot 😔

[royal ice]

that aged well 💀

2 seconds later

[radiant ember]

why leak the chat

[royal ice]

so he has proof

[weary widget]

Bro 💀

[serene void]

let me cook

[radiant ember]

when last race

[royal ice]

tmrw probs

on monday we start 2010

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault force india renault

[fluid magnet]

tell that to real racing drivers

i forgor to reply

[grave fern]

oh nice Skat will be my teammate

[fluid magnet]

WRONG

check the lineups again ☺️

[grave fern]

that's not how I would've wanted to win but I'm happy to be WDC at last, I think I'll stick with the number 64 for 2010

[fluid magnet]

oh my god no wonder zed won it

this game is so rigged

so goddamn rigged im gonna go cry to bed now

😭

[radiant ember]

sadly no

[hasty zealot]

I finally got a good team

So, what other teams are open?

[weary widget]

Lotus

[hasty zealot]

well, Im a lotus driver for 2010 then ig

[hasty zealot]

@royal ice

[fluid magnet]

nope

@radiant ember Get out of mercedes or bad things will happen

[grave fern]

hm? I saw you as my teammate for 2010

[fluid magnet]

im now your teammate

because i am higher in wdc order

[grave fern]

oh

[fluid magnet]

sorry skat but i have to keep my career going high and strong

[grave fern]

https://tenor.com/view/legendary-battle-worthy-opponent-finally-a-worthy-opponent-our-battle-will-be-legendary-gif-14616660

finally, the Leclerc-Hamilton pairing of UR2D2 F1

[radiant ember]

merc still a best of the rest team luckily

[idle river]

Name: Bingu
Abbreviation: BIN
Seat: Mercedes (whoever is in the second seat)
Nationality: British
Number: 6

If i dont get the red bull seat

[idle river]

Ffs

[radiant ember]

laxx getting kicked is sad

[idle river]

Time zones can suck my ass

[radiant ember]

wait

there is a loophole on how u can still get the merc seat ig

wdc order

[idle river]

Oh yeah

Laxx wont overtake me

I will still sign up for mercedes if i dont get the red bull seat

[radiant ember]

thats sad

rip laxx

[weary widget]

Damn bingu

Alr @royal ice move me to lotus

[weary widget]

Fr man 😔

[radiant ember]

saddest thing

[idle river]

Hehe

Lotus isnt that bad tho

[weary widget]

I am literally a certified midfield driver smh

[idle river]

Mid

[glass bane]

It's Suzuka
We were bound to see a lot of DNFs

[glass bane]

I'll take a 12th at Singapore
Street circuits are usually my worst tracks

Although I'm amazing at Baku for some reason

[royal ice]

i'm the opposite lol

i'm amazing at any street circuit u throw at me except baku 💀

so this is the current 2010 lineup based on the switches from last night

no longer do we have unconfirmed drivers wooo

it might change more

because there's also someone new who wants to enter the league

[idle river]

And if I finish ahead of skat or not

[royal ice]

doesnt really matter since one seat isnt better than the other

you're on your own statistics now remember lol

[idle river]

Oh yeah

[marsh condor]

NEW DRIVER:
Name: Jesse Amze
Abbreviation: JAM
Seat: Timo Glock (Toyota)
Nationality: Barbados🇧🇧
Number: 44

[royal ice]

one quick thing, you'll have to change number because someone's already got 44 💀

[marsh condor]

aight 38

[royal ice]

boom ur in

[marsh condor]

cool

[royal ice]

prov lineup updated

[idle river]

Why is enjoyer at rb now

[fluid magnet]

toyota tf110 is about to cook oh god

[royal ice]

because he's done the unexpected

[idle river]

Bros at rb in 2 simulations

[royal ice]

fun fact: the top 6 teams are within 2 ovr of eachother(by car performance) 💀

[fluid magnet]

shush bingu

[idle river]

Do something different

[fluid magnet]

i don't need to if it preferably helps my career

[inland mantle]

we will win the title, trust

[fluid magnet]

you're not him

[royal ice]

ferririririri

[inland mantle]

yknow what

just for that

im rooting for zed

[royal ice]

🔥

how have only 2 ppl voted

[inland mantle]

where is this

[fluid magnet]

it will NOT change results though

[fluid magnet]

bagatta

[royal ice]

lumberjumber

[serene void]

uhh me

ferririiriririri or lumburgumbur

[royal ice]

#1184325594381570159 message

[inland mantle]

ez

[royal ice]

final race of 2009 will be held later today as I have to focus on a diff league today for a bit aswell

[radiant ember]

that was fun earl

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Abu Dhabian Grand Prix
Track: Yas Marina Circuit
First held here: 2009
First Abu Dhabian Grand Prix: 2009(Yas Marina Circuit)
Circuit Length: 5.28km(3.28mi)
Race Laps: 30(158.43km)
Turns: 16

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
91% ☀️
9% ☁️
1% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Abu Dhabian Grand Prix

Race
Weather forecast:
87% ☀️
13% ☁️
0% 🌧️

WTF IS GLOCK DOING

BRO IS LIKE STROLL AT MONZA RN

[radiant ember]

i did nothing

[royal ice]

Lap 5/30

[radiant ember]

how am i 8th

[royal ice]

Lap 10/30

what the fuck happened to zed

[serene void]

thonny please

cook

[royal ice]

nvm he just pitted early

[fluid magnet]

actually fuck off the midfield

ONE FUCKING RACE

YOU DECIDE TO SHOW UP

[royal ice]

bruh

[serene void]

as long as im in the points we good 🙏

[fluid magnet]

that doesn't only include you

delta aswell

[royal ice]

bro i have a podium already and multiple p4s what u on

[fluid magnet]

wait zed is p12

ok we could do it

[fluid magnet]

the reason i am going off is because skat is behind

[royal ice]

Lap 15/30

bruh

[fluid magnet]

oh for actual fucking sakes

WAIR

WAIT

pit for mediums pit for mediums pit for mediums pit for mediums

[royal ice]

u just did

right before the SC

[serene void]

YES! 👍

[fluid magnet]

nice

[royal ice]

how does bro know his pit strats 🤨

also the SC was caused by the ALO duo

A10 and ALO

[fluid magnet]

i just feel it

yk

[royal ice]

both are out

[fluid magnet]

alonstare?

[royal ice]

but one is on the track so i gotta ghost

[serene void]

- Thon, safety car.

- Yeah yeah, okay. Do I pit?

- ...

- So.. do I pit?

[royal ice]

if ykyk 😭

[fluid magnet]

so is it alonstare or alonso

[serene void]

wym

(im actually clueless)

[weary widget]

AD 21

[fluid magnet]

LOL

[serene void]

NONONONO

NMONOONONONOONO\

NOONONONONONO

NOT THIS AGAIN

[weary widget]

Lmao

[serene void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1193393370140258364.webp?size=48&name=pain&quality=lossless

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/george-crying-gif-22612166

[serene void]

- Alright, box box.

- Kay..

- NO WAIT STAY OUT STAY OUT

- FUCK

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-f1memes-f1-formula1-rage-gif-25940116

[serene void]

i just made an accidental ad21 reference..

[weary widget]

So... anybody could win?

[royal ice]

[serene void]

yes! 👍

[royal ice]

ehh it also comes down to the drivers

[weary widget]

Hmm

[royal ice]

Lap 21/30

[fluid magnet]

?

did you not say i pitted for mediums

how they gone already

[royal ice]

you pitted after for hards

idk why

[serene void]

why did you do that

[royal ice]

bro double pitted

or the team got the wrong tire on u and swapped correct this time lol

[serene void]

enjoyer you arent supposed to do that

[royal ice]

idk how pits really work in ur2d2

[fluid magnet]

i don't do my pitstop

the crew does

[serene void]

tell your crew that they shouldnt do that

[royal ice]

Lap 25/30

[serene void]

P6DORI??!?!?!?!?

shit zed's behind

[royal ice]

BOU 58 - DNF(COLLISION)
bro either forgot where the brake pedal was or thought he could take hotel 2nd turn at full speed(he ended up touching the wall and dragging the car to the next corner's runoff)

Lap 28/30

[radiant ember]

i suck

[royal ice]

at least in this state brawns taking home wcc

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Abu Dhabian Grand Prix

and with that, UR2D2 F1 2009 draws to its final chequered flag!

Brawn GP take home the WCC after an intense season-long fight with Red Bull Racing, although the latter's star driver Zed Eriksen takes a memorable WDC!

Official Race Classification after 30 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Abu Dhabian Grand Prix

Official Post-Abu Dhabi World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

say goodbye to your 2009 liveries

but... I WILL COOK

[serene void]

i love toyta

[royal ice]

wanna see new mclaren livery

i did it myself from scratch

barely based on irl car

[fluid magnet]

get in there

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2010

[radiant ember]

lets do 1 2010 race if can

[fluid magnet]

Happiest man in Birmingham

@radiant ember bro

cayton overtook u in standings

[radiant ember]

he was always ahead of me

[fluid magnet]

no he wasn't lamo

he only was at the end of the season

[radiant ember]

scroll up more

and check those standings

[fluid magnet]

is this denial

[radiant ember]

no

[fluid magnet]

sounds like it

[radiant ember]

wrong

[royal ice]

no

[royal ice]

that happened in brazil

[royal ice]

check if need

[royal ice]

.

[fluid magnet]

see

end of season

[royal ice]

bro is confusing 2009 with 2008

[fluid magnet]

im not referring to one race as the end of the season

like

that was 2 races to go

[royal ice]

ah

[radiant ember]

dumbas

still secured the wcc

[royal ice]

heres your 2010 liveries 🔥
notes: these liveries arent really based off all 2010 cars now, theyre moreso based on good liveries from each team
for example, force india resembles 2014 car now a bit more instead of 2010 cause the latter is kinda ugly imo
also sauber may not be finalised as @reef island owns the team so he gets to decide what looks good

the car stats are NOT real(yet)

because theyre the same from 09

time to refresh these

[weary widget]

That lotus livery looks insane

[royal ice]

ikr

i kept playing around then i hit the red and gold on the middle of the car and it was too beautiful not to keep

another livery that looks good is mclaren imo

i swapped the base color for the vermillion then put everything else modded in gray to make it a bit more authentic to irl chrome mclarens

wait i just realised tr didnt change 💀

im dumb i forgor lol

holy mother of god I cooked
just need to fix the red a little

not quite...

NEVERMIND-

cars now have base stats

gotta conv drivers tho

[fluid magnet]

rigged ferrari

/j

[royal ice]

real

[hasty zealot]

Damn, whys everyone so mid

[hasty zealot]

Well, we still are teamates :D
Just not in mercedes lmao

[weary widget]

Yessir

🫂

[abstract glade]

wait you can buy teams

can i buy half of toyota

[fluid magnet]

no

[abstract glade]

[hasty zealot]

🫂

[pallid yarrow]

HOLY WTF PODIUM???

What a way to end the season

Yeah im happy lol

Finally

[marsh condor]

Aight my first season lets hope I dont end up like Taki Inoue

[glass bane]

"STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT-
IT'S TOO F---ING LATE NOW, FOR F---'S SAKE!"

[glass bane]

You know what
Usually I suck at Abu Dhabi so I'll take it

[inland mantle]

hype

[royal ice]

misinformation

you can takeover any team you want as long as you have 2 full season's experience

you can rebrand any team you want as long as you have 3 full season's experience

(only canon seasons count btw)

so no 2007 and prior cause that wasnt simmed

s1 counts

also you can only drive for your own team and can only own one team at a time ofc

[fluid magnet]

bro I'm JOKING

did you not see strolls reaction after that ffs

[inland mantle]

oh I have plans hold UP

dms

[fluid magnet]

what is tricko cooking

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-mewing-jawline-check-mew-mewing-jawline-gif-1857708269451069621

[abstract glade]

ight i'll take half of toyota

[royal ice]

lol

[royal ice]

2010 Season Ahead
With the new decade coming to fruition, drivers have made changes across the grid.
Out exits Giancarlo Fisichella, his final race for Force India a tribute to many Italian fans, but to be replaced by Vitantonio Liuzzi who last drove in 2006 for Toro Rosso.
1984Enjoyer has made a shock move to Red Bull, home of last year's challenger Zed Eriksen, replacing Bingu who essentially swaps out back to his original seat, now in the form of Mercedes, returning to F1 as a constructor after 55 years.
Skat stays in his original seat but with Mercedes now, and both Renault drivers stay for the new Lotus rebranding.
Timo Glock exits F1 to be replaced by GP2 2009 runner-up Jesse Amze from Barbados.
Sebastien Bourdais leaves F1 to be replaced by Spanish Jaime Alguersuari.
The huge racing calendar comprising has made one slight adjustment since the improv, with the Spanish Grand Prix moving from Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya to the Valencia Street Circuit.

[pallid yarrow]

When race today

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2010 Bahraini Grand Prix 🇧🇭
Venue: Bahrain International Circuit 🇧🇭
First held here: 2004
First Bahraini Grand Prix: 2004(Bahrain International Circuit 🇧🇭)
Circuit Length: 5.41km(3.36 mi)
Race Laps: 37(200.17km)
Turns: 15
Previous Victor: Zed Eriksen

[fluid magnet]

fuck

using the endurance layout?

circuit length doesn't seem like that

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
98% ☀️
2% ☁️
0% 🌧️

[fluid magnet]

please i hope

[royal ice]

nope

[fluid magnet]

it's not the endurance layout

Yes

YES

[royal ice]

bro thought i would do that abomination 💀

[fluid magnet]

well

[royal ice]

also quick sauber livery update

[fluid magnet]

realism 🤓

[royal ice]

who needs realism when you can branch off and COMPLETELY rewrite history

as you may have seen with the race calendar

updated race length as it wasn't accurate

tyre wear reduced to normal btw

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2010 Bahraini Grand Prix 🇧🇭

[fluid magnet]

rigged

rigged

rigged

rigged

[royal ice]

and where's your proof, hm?

[fluid magnet]

sauber should be doing better

[royal ice]

they're already doing amazing

like I said, the top 6 teams are between 1 ovr when it comes to their cars

and out of 100 that's insane

[fluid magnet]

this is actual disrespect

[royal ice]

insanely close

[fluid magnet]

how does ferrari gain 1-2

meanwhile the team who finished p2 prior the year before

is 6-7

man

tho nice one from bingu

[royal ice]

mostly luck, but I do think the race will definitely be interesting because of this

Race
Weather forecast:
95% ☀️
5% ☁️
1% 🌧️

[fluid magnet]

just make it a 100% dry race lol

with no cloud or rain chances

it's very rare

[royal ice]

AND THERE'S A COLLISION

not SC worthy

but uh

[fluid magnet]

i hope it's both the ferrari's

[royal ice]

TRI 7, SKA 29 - DNF(COLLISION)
Skat tried the inside of Turn 4 on Lap 2 and touched with Tricko, both of them went off into the sand and became beached.

[fluid magnet]

YES

alhamdulilah

[royal ice]

Lap 4/37

[fluid magnet]

huh

no this has to be a joke right

[royal ice]

told you, within 1 ovr of eachother

[fluid magnet]

ive actually gone down

was i involved

[royal ice]

of course there's gonna be tons of overtakes

[fluid magnet]

bro people ahead dnfed

how have people taken more advantage than me man

[royal ice]

no, you were 1 spot behind the crash at the time

[fluid magnet]

this is getting too dangerously close

make the gap bigger somehow

and still competitive racing

[royal ice]

UR2D2 physics 🗿

[fluid magnet]

so tricko went

p2 > p6

[royal ice]

no

p2 > p5

[fluid magnet]

and i didn't go up a place?

fucking rigged this game is

not you

the game

[royal ice]

bro what 💀

[fluid magnet]

it has it out for redbull

smh

no actually it has it out for me everytime i move to a new team

that's my conspiracy theory

[royal ice]

fr

Lap 7/37

Lap 11/37

@fluid magnet get on

Lap 15/37

Lap 19/37

[fluid magnet]

ive gone down again

but inshallah hards work

[royal ice]

Lap 22/37

Lap 26/37

Lap 29/37

[fluid magnet]

please please please please

this will be a great debut if we hold on

[royal ice]

Lap 34/37

[fluid magnet]

shit

i hope zed pits now

and we overtake with the new softs

[royal ice]

Unofficial Race Classification - UR2D2 F1 2010 Bahraini Grand Prix 🇧🇭

@fluid magnet p3 aint bad

rb will take away most points this race too

[fluid magnet]

GOOD STUFF

mclaren still mid lololloollol

2010 is not their year

[royal ice]

ehh might have been this race, but when you consider 3 ovr between all cars it could easily change for them

also uh you might wanna hear that theres a new points system

more balanced

gives more points

more competition

[fluid magnet]

30 points for win

crazy

[royal ice]

35 max if you take pole, win, and fl

[fluid magnet]

what

33 points atleast

[royal ice]

nope

[fluid magnet]

where did 2 extra fone from

[royal ice]

FL now gives 2 points

[fluid magnet]

😭

[royal ice]

pole is 3

2nd in quali is 2

3rd in quali is 1

[fluid magnet]

damn

@humble egret you got all of them

[royal ice]

wdym

dont u mean cayton lol

[humble egret]

Yeah

Not a big deal

[royal ice]

Official Race Classification after 37 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2010 Bahraini Grand Prix 🇧🇭

Official Post-Bahrain World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2010

well i predicted wrong

apparently ferrari gets 37 because of tricko's p2 in quali

[pallid yarrow]

McLaren disasterclass yall

Like bruh Renault and sauber beat us 💀💀💀💀

[hasty zealot]

@weary widget double points finish (and a podium to boot)

[royal ice]

not renault

lotus

[royal ice]

fire

sauber strong off the bat too

this season will be very interesting

[pallid yarrow]

Ah yeah sorry

Ngl i want to rebrand the team

TAG McLaren Porsche

[royal ice]

ooh

you can, but you'll only be able to drive for the team

[pallid yarrow]

Alright

Well it just an idea lol

[royal ice]

control the livery, and control driver contracts too

[pallid yarrow]

I didn't Really have any plan to do it yet

[royal ice]

yeah

also retirements gonna be optional by the end of this season

[fluid magnet]

this is not the 1980s

[royal ice]

and you don't control the league

[idle river]

🤓

[royal ice]

he can choose to rebrand it like that if he wants

not your choice

[fluid magnet]

earl you're starting to get on my nerves

for how serious

you take my messages

😭

[royal ice]

you've been on my nerves sending these kinda messages

[fluid magnet]

what the flip im not a nerd

[royal ice]

and you haven't even said /j in like any of them recently

i genuinely dont know if ur joking or not so i gotta treat it seriously

[fluid magnet]

/j

is that what you want

[royal ice]

yes

[pallid yarrow]

Yes no ok bye

[royal ice]

then maybe u wont get mad at me for not knowing if its a joke or serious

[pallid yarrow]

This is why I don't take anything in internet serious

OF1D V UR2D2?????

Nah jk

[weary widget]

OMG VAMOSSSSSS!!!!!
FINALLY

[weary widget]

Let's goo mate!!

[serene void]

🤔

2 car brands in one name

[pallid yarrow]

Why not?

I mean

McLaren mercedes

Isn't that also 2 car brands in one name

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2010 Chinese Grand Prix 🇨🇳
Venue: Shanghai International Circuit 🇨🇳
First held here: 2004
First Chinese Grand Prix: 2004(Shanghai International Circuit 🇨🇳)
Circuit Length: 5.45km(3.38 mi)
Race Laps: 36(196.20km)
Turns: 16

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
79% ☀️
21% ☁️
9% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Classification after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2010 Chinese Grand Prix 🇨🇳

Race
Weather forecast:
76% ☀️
24% ☁️
13% 🌧️

[serene void]

im cooking damn

[royal ice]

Lap 4/36

dont mind the early bird pitters, there was slight contact on lap 2 between a bunch of cars

no accidents tho

Lap 7/36

[pallid yarrow]

HOLY

@serene void WE ARE COOKING

[serene void]

oh my god guys

[pallid yarrow]

Oh yeah i just moved from p12 to p2 like wtf 💀

[serene void]

i will literally hit the griddy

DELTA WE CAN DO IT

WE CAN 1-2 THIS RACE PLEASE

[royal ice]

late pitter

[pallid yarrow]

Oh

[pallid yarrow]

If I don't fucked up ofc

But bro my quali pace are so crap

Opposite of jarno truli

[royal ice]

Lap 11/36