URF1 2012

[inland mantle]

I'm on the podium

duh

[royal ice]

and bourdais is in the top 10

[inland mantle]

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[serene void]

when did toyota leave again

im either a fraud or the car became shit

[royal ice]

end of 2009

[royal ice]

way more balanced

except for a few things

why is delta acting like hes still in toro rosso

he moved to mclaren

how is kevin(piquet jr)beating laxx(alonso)

what happened to A10

[serene void]

calm down delta you not in toro rosso

[royal ice]

this is slightly better idk

why is a10 pitting on lap 1 wtf

[pallid yarrow]

💀💀

[radiant ember]

What

[hasty zealot]

didnt you change the way our driver rating is?

I thought it wasnt based off the driver we replaced anymore

[royal ice]

true true

im just not used to it lmfao

[hasty zealot]

lol

[fluid magnet]

this is simply lovely

r u gonna take it

lol thondori

[fluid magnet]

yes because im leading

😎😎😎

ur 2009 carset is a bit weird lmao

[fluid magnet]

if not, @grave fern take the chance

[royal ice]

nah

im happy with sauber

[royal ice]

what

i tried my best man 😭

[fluid magnet]

no i know

do you create it yourself or download it from a forum

just like i do with a gp4 mod

[reef island]

What were the race results? Or was this preseason testing?

[royal ice]

not preseason

its balance testing to make sure the stats are what they should be

[fluid magnet]

????

[royal ice]

wdym exactly

the chassis is in the base game

i make the liveries using the ingame system

[royal ice]

.

we so back

🔥

2009 Ahead
New season, lots of regulation changes, what could be more exciting as we enter the last year of the decade?
Tricko's looking to defend his maiden title with Ferrari, but will others step up to the WDC challenge?

UR2D2 F1 2009 Australian Grand Prix
First held here: 1996
First Australian Grand Prix: 1928(Philip Island)
Track Length: 5.28km(3.30mi)
Race Laps: 30(158.34km)
Turns: 17

Qualifying
Weather: 86% clear, 7% chance of rain

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps

Race
Weather: 90% clear, 5% chance of rain

Lap 5/30

STR 17 - OUT

Lap 10/30

DAL 26 - OUT

[pallid yarrow]

💀💀💀

Bruh what

[royal ice]

KEV 13 - OUT

Lap 15/30

Lap 20/30

[serene void]

"this wasnt the race i was expecting"

[hasty zealot]

bruuh, cry

[royal ice]

TEAM RADIO - TRICKO

- 📻
"How the f*** are these.. these Brawn GP guys so fast!???"

📻 -
"I don't know, just focus on the pace and perhaps we'll find out after the race"

[serene void]

well

better win the philippine gp

[royal ice]

Lap 25/30

ROS 8 - OUT

Lap 30/30

Unofficial Race Results

Official Race Classification after 30 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Australian Grand Prix

Controversial Diffusers Spark Raised Eyebrows
It's been seen by the teams that Williams, Toyota and Brawn GP are using diffusers seemingly against the regulations. Ferrari's been the first to file a complaint, and Red Bull have already jumped onboard with them in the matter. The FiA have not yet released clarification, but it's surely just a matter of time before they do.

[weary widget]

Alonso did not impress me smh

[royal ice]

2009 renault was shit anyway

[weary widget]

In 2010 ferrari we believe

[royal ice]

Official Post-Australia WDC + WCC Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[weary widget]

Another race today earl?

[royal ice]

maybe

youll see if so

[weary widget]

Alright

[fluid magnet]

back to my form

[fluid magnet]

yet skat cannot pass zed

[fluid magnet]

crybabys

amirite

[fluid magnet]

@grave fern W

im about to have one good season

[royal ice]

fr

[fluid magnet]

no race 😔

[idle river]

Did bro forget

[pallid yarrow]

He forgor

Or he died again

[grave fern]

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS

noice

[royal ice]

sadly

I was tight on time

[royal ice]

3 races today, promise

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Filipino Grand Prix
First held here: 2009
First Filipino Grand Prix: 1973(Greenhills)
Track Length: 5.04km(3.13 mi)
Race Laps: 32(161.28km)
Turns: 19

[pallid yarrow]

Thailand gp when

[royal ice]

@serene void

[royal ice]

2010, promise 😉

[pallid yarrow]

W

[inland mantle]

are we cooking

[royal ice]

first I gotta cook up a 2010 calendar asap

(yes I know it's round 2 don't school me)

[inland mantle]

it's still 2009 what the freak

wait

[royal ice]

I'm just excited for 2010

[inland mantle]

is there a hungarian gp

[royal ice]

of course you doof

[inland mantle]

in 09

k

well

we need

a full hungarian calendar

🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

[royal ice]

I mean

there is another Hungarian track

but thats rallycross

I could try restore the full route

idk

[inland mantle]

ooo

it's literally

mini Hungaroring

I love it

[royal ice]

LET ME COOK 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

also uh @grave fern your home race will also be coming in 2010(estonian gp, fictional track tho)

[royal ice]

wifi killed itself again

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather: 72% clear, 14% chance of rain

[royal ice]

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

[pallid yarrow]

P13 💀

Bro wtf man

[royal ice]

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps

[royal ice]

meet the mclaren mp4-24

Race
Weather: 73% clear, 19% chance of rain

[pallid yarrow]

Is this the pace before the summer break?

[royal ice]

Lap 5/32

[royal ice]

Lap 12/32

LAXX 33 - OUT

STR 17 - OUT

Lap 18/32

Lap 24/32

Lap 31/32

Unofficial Race Results

[serene void]

sorry guys

[royal ice]

Official Race Classification after 32 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Filipino Grand Prix

funny how brawn and RB are still tied on points

Official Post-Phillipines WDC + WCC Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[pallid yarrow]

One point 💀

Atleast i score some shit

[pallid yarrow]

I mean after Hungary they were doing well

[royal ice]

FiA conclude diffuser matter
The FiA have released a document stating that the "illegal" cars have been thoroughly inspected and found to be legal. In the document the FiA also stated double-decker diffusers were completely in line with regulations and no harm done, however most teams are furious with the result. Despite this, they are now all working on their own new diffusers, hopefully closing in on the current frontrunners.

[pallid yarrow]

When next race

[royal ice]

now

[pallid yarrow]

Alr

[pallid yarrow]

Is bro wifi ded

[royal ice]

yeah and then I had dinner

[pallid yarrow]

Ah okay

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Indian Grand Prix
First held here: 2007
First Indian Grand Prix: 2007(Buddh International Circuit)
Track Length: 5.12km(3.18 mi)
Race Laps: 31(158.72km)
Turns: 15

Qualifying
Weather: 79% clear, 8% chance of rain

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps

tf happened to cayton 😭 😭

[fluid magnet]

WHAT THE FUCK

[fluid magnet]

oh heyyy

let go

[royal ice]

thank god you didnt stay at mclaren tho

especially as kovi 💀

[fluid magnet]

they clearly did not give me fair treatment

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: 87% clear, 5% chance of rain

[fluid magnet]

i had the skills and pace to beat tricko

but they relied more on fucking thondori

[royal ice]

THO 44 - OUT
A10 88 - OUT

[fluid magnet]

hah

[serene void]

THE GODDAMN WIND

[royal ice]

it wasnt ur fault

neither A10 tho

A10's brakes completely failed by the looks of it, and he took you out in the process

ENDING

Lap 5/31

[fluid magnet]

how is zed this good

[royal ice]

skil-

Lap 11/31

[fluid magnet]

Gap
+0

[royal ice]

tie when

I mean....

[fluid magnet]

did i make a move

[royal ice]

yes

Lap 19/31
from now on, highlighted driver is FL

SUT 99 - OUT

Lap 26/31

Lap 30/31

Unofficial Race Results

Official Race Classification after 31 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Indian Grand Prix

Official Post-India WDC + WCC Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[vital tangle]

I’ve had a stinker

[royal ice]

Season shaping up

• March 2, 2009
  The third round at Buddh has just concluded, with some brilliant racing being witnessed across the paddock. So far, we have seen an unexpected title charge from the new Brawn GP team, currently sitting in the lead of the WCC, 11 points ahead of Red Bull who has also jumped up to the very front of the field. Ferrari hasn't shown title-winning pace, but with expected upgrades in Bahrain, I'm hoping they can find their way back into the fight. McLaren have had one of their worst seasons so far, lead driver Thondori merely getting close to a podium finish. Sauber's been going somewhat poor compared to 2008, in which they placed 3rd, but they're still ahead of Renault like last time. Williams has just scored points faster than Toyota, the latter team's parts seeming to want to fail often. Toro Rosso are much poorer than last year, having lost DeltaAero to McLaren, but definitely hoping for a point or two along the way. Force India find themselves in dead last, both drivers struggling to find pace with the new chassis.

@inland mantle defend your title 😡 😡 😡

[royal ice]

lemme put out the season goals in a bit

[pallid yarrow]

Me be like: 🗿🗿🗿

Oh p6

Nice

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Bahraini Grand Prix
First held here: 2004
First Bahraini Grand Prix: 2004(Bahrain International Circuit)
Track Length: 5.41km(3.36 mi)
Race Laps: 30(162.36km)
Turns: 15

Qualifying
Weather: 92% clear, 2% chance of rain

[weary widget]

First indian grand prix?

[radiant ember]

P3 merchant

[royal ice]

fuck

fixed

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps

Race
Weather: 98% clear, 0% chance of rain

[pallid yarrow]

Me getting beat by thon in quali 4 races in a row moment

[royal ice]

bro got p12 again

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

P12 merchant

[royal ice]

Lap 5/30

cars are pitting dw

[pallid yarrow]

McLaren p15, p17

What an absolute masterclass

[royal ice]

GLO 2 - OUT

[pallid yarrow]

IS THAT GLOCK??

[royal ice]

yes

IS THAT CO-

[pallid yarrow]

🗿🗿

[royal ice]

Lap 10/30

ah yes

0.00 gap

Lap 15/30

HOLY SHIT

[radiant ember]

Lol

[pallid yarrow]

What

[royal ice]

SKA 29, BIN 6, SER 32, NAK 24, BOU 58, TRI 1 - OUT

[pallid yarrow]

What did bro do

WHAT

THE HELL

Explain now

What happened

[royal ice]

so uh

I was viewing nakajima vs bourdais

cars were coming up to lap right?

[pallid yarrow]

Did they use alinio and then got shot?

[pallid yarrow]

Ye

Since they were dead last

[royal ice]

well... bingu decided to divebomb skat, and in the process take out both cars about to be lapped, and they all came back onto the track after the collision, and.... yeah

big fat accident

[pallid yarrow]

💀💀

How many lap left btw

[royal ice]

none, race stopped

zed wins

[pallid yarrow]

Ahhh okay

[royal ice]

half points

bro istg imma kill bingu 💀

jkjk

[pallid yarrow]

Chill

[royal ice]

well that was eventful

standings and FL right before red flag

[radiant ember]

I have the fl

[royal ice]

nah

u were highlighted because view crash

[pallid yarrow]

So

Thon is p7

Im p9

But half point

Atleast im in point lol

[radiant ember]

I hate this

[royal ice]

I hate this too

but theres still a long way to go

[royal ice]

hes actually p5

ur p7

[pallid yarrow]

W

More race today?

[royal ice]

nah

i gtg

but i did 3 like i promised

[fluid magnet]

ez

[royal ice]

Official Race Classification after 30 17 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Bahraini Grand Prix
Note: Race red flagged on Lap 17 after huge collision involving 6 cars, half points awarded

[fluid magnet]

me vs zed vs hopefully skat for the title

[royal ice]

Official Post-Bahrain WDC + WCC Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[fluid magnet]

uh

[royal ice]

what

[fluid magnet]

LOL

LOL

LOL

[royal ice]

i gtg

gn

[fluid magnet]

still a podium

gn

[royal ice]

2 or maybe 3 races tmrw

[fluid magnet]

ok

[royal ice]

dont DNF in monaco istg

lol

[fluid magnet]

i will not

[idle river]

I havent got a podium yet 😔

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/initial-d-shitpost-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-anime-gif-26083857

caught u

lmao

@fluid magnet get back here

[fluid magnet]

what the fuck

i did not type at all

did the keyboard really gain sentiment and typed itself

[royal ice]

dont play dumb

[idle river]

Ok?

[inland mantle]

you're not on there 🗣️🗣️

[royal ice]

ocon>bingu

ocon>>>>>>>

[inland mantle]

facts

see he gets it

[reef island]

Good thing I took over the team damn

I was bad before but this is just taking the piss

[royal ice]

get good

jk

[pallid yarrow]

When race today

[royal ice]

in a bit, I'm finishing up work today on a helmet

[pallid yarrow]

Alr

[serene void]

im washed now

[royal ice]

car is washed

[pallid yarrow]

We are both washed bro

[royal ice]

aight uhhh I've lost all motivation to do a race today, someone help

[reef island]

Enjoy your break!

[humble egret]

yooooooooooo

hika makkinen enters the competition

where do i sign up

[fluid magnet]

@royal ice you're having the privilege

of having sir hika makkinen

joining the competition

[fluid magnet]

um

wait

[humble egret]

no need for such honory remarks hah

im def getting last place

[fluid magnet]

oh yeah

u have to dm earl

he will give u available teams to choose

[humble egret]

i did

👍

[serene void]

Mr. Sir Hika Makkinen

[humble egret]

You flatter me thondori. No need.

[serene void]

ermm

do you mean

sir thondori

[humble egret]

Ah my mistake good sir.

Your reputation is definitely deserving of that title....Sir Thondori

[serene void]

Sir Thon the First.

[humble egret]

I must say, Sir Thondori is much more regal.

[serene void]

i think so

sirdori moment 😭

[pallid yarrow]

Holy

[humble egret]

Indeed

[pallid yarrow]

My gp4 teammate

[humble egret]

How flavorful

[pallid yarrow]

Gunna join the League

[humble egret]

I had to.

All my friends already here.

[pallid yarrow]

Ye lol

[humble egret]

im gonna get a backmarker team arent i

[pallid yarrow]

Maybe

Toyota is available

Tr is available

Force india, Williams is available

[humble egret]

backmarkers

.

i would have to join williams

[pallid yarrow]

Either Williams or Toyota

I remember toyota weren't being this bad 💀💀

[humble egret]

they look kind of bad in the wcc

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah Williams seem to be best choice rn

[humble egret]

mhm

[pallid yarrow]

But man I didn't remember toyota are this bad

Like yeah they do sometimes fucked things up

But not this bad

[humble egret]

yeah

this is a disaster

[pallid yarrow]

Fr

Same goes for my team lol

Im in McLaren

[fluid magnet]

toyota wasn't bad in 09

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

[fluid magnet]

and 2005

[humble egret]

toyota was 5th in 2009 no?

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

They were 5th

With some few podium too i think

In this tho

0.5 point 💀

[humble egret]

damn

really fell off huh

[pallid yarrow]

Basically lotus in gp4

[humble egret]

lmao

but u know we cooked

they dont know it yet

[pallid yarrow]

Ye

Let us cooked

[humble egret]

lettuce cock

[serene void]

let cook

[royal ice]

no race today 😔
3 tomorrow tho, trust 🙏

[fluid magnet]

noo

[royal ice]

Hika Makkinen enters UR2D2 F1
Star GP2 driver Hika Makkinen is set to replace Kazuki Nakajima immediately at Williams, the Japanese driver leaving the sport after a relatively underwhelming career for unknown reasons. It's also unknown how Hika will progress in his first couple of seasons, but with more than 70% of his race starts resulting in podiums the future is looking bright.

i forgor how to spell

"unknown"

[fluid magnet]

the goat

[pallid yarrow]

😭😭

[pallid yarrow]

My man

[humble egret]

insane stats

thank you all for receiving me so lovingly

[humble egret]

soon

[fluid magnet]

race when

oh

wonderful time to type

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Turkish Grand Prix
Circuit: Istanbul Park
First held here: 2005
First Turkish Grand Prix: 2005(Istanbul Park)
Circuit Length: 5.33km(3.31 mi)
Race Laps: 30(159.90km)
Turns: 18

[fluid magnet]

first Bahraini Grand Prix: 2005(Istanbul Park)

[royal ice]

i did it again 💀

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
86% ☀️
14% ☁️
5% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

SHIT I FORGOT TO CHANGE SOMETHING

Qualifying voided

yeah um RB was buffed when those upgrades were supposed to be for the race after this

its fixed now

it was toro rosso I was meant to upgrade

also fixed Hika's name in

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
88% ☀️
12% ☁️
6% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

[serene void]

WASHEDDORI 😭😭

[royal ice]

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Turkish Grand Prix

[serene void]

that was quick

[royal ice]

bro got beaten by a renault

[royal ice]

pole is 29.77 wdye

[serene void]

jeez im a second off pole

[fluid magnet]

quite literally the goat

[royal ice]

Race
Weather forecast:
78% ☀️
32% ☁️
11% 🌧️

[fluid magnet]

thon 10th place you love to see it

[royal ice]

race paused for dinner, sorry

will be back soonish

[serene void]

when i went out of the car i threw my helmet

[humble egret]

ayo

raec

[royal ice]

lol

am back

its only lap 1

Lap 3/30

BIN 6 - DNF

Lap 6/30

Lap 9/30

[humble egret]

legoat

p16

[serene void]

GOATDORI MASTERCLASS AGAIN

[royal ice]

Lap 12/30

SKA 29 - DNF

[humble egret]

hika makkinen charge

on hards

[royal ice]

fr

Lap 16/30

STR 17, KEV 13 - OUT

TRACK ORDER FROZEN

RACE RESUMING ON LAP 19

Lap 22/30

Lap 26/30

[serene void]

im actually washed man

[royal ice]

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Turkish Grand Prix

how is tricko the only driver with a fastest lap time below 30 seconds wtf

[fluid magnet]

how is zed doing this

outrageous

[royal ice]

rb 2009 wdc/wcc ?!?

[humble egret]

so close to points

[royal ice]

teammate scored tho 🔥

[humble egret]

fr, so good

[royal ice]

thats why he got into merc i think

like uhh p7 or p8 was it in real life

[fluid magnet]

the goat almost at points

man

[royal ice]

who do you vote dotd

[fluid magnet]

tricko

because he's somehow keeping this shitbox with a good amount of points

[royal ice]

you too @serene void @humble egret

[fluid magnet]

and fastest laps

[royal ice]

frfr

[humble egret]

trico

Krico

[royal ice]

ye imma say tricko too actually

[royal ice]

kawasaki

[humble egret]

cago

[royal ice]

estriper

Official Race Classification after 30 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Turkish Grand Prix

Official Post-Turkey World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

[fluid magnet]

wait a minute

how did i get an extra point

OH YEAH

pole point

[royal ice]

pole

ye

FiA reveal mega 2010 provisional calendar
24 rounds has been unheard of in F1 for the entire 59-year existence of the formula, but it just so happens that new tracks popping up around the globe are jostling for spots on the calendar. The European Grand Prix moves from Algarve which now has its own Portuguese Grand Prix to the Nurburgring, which has been seen before in history. Bahrain, now a night-time race, becomes the opening round and there are new Grands Prix in the form of Thailand, Estonia and Korea. The Canadian Grand Prix will also return to the calendar after being absent from 2009.
But will these massive changes prevail in the face of a new decade?

[fluid magnet]

logistics be like /s

[royal ice]

frfr

[royal ice]

2006 - 2007 calendars(yes we are building this alternate universe 🔥)

[humble egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cicak-goyang-gif-25298070

[royal ice]

who should be 2006 wdc

and wcc

[humble egret]

hika makkinen

[serene void]

whats europe now

now that we have portuguese gp

[royal ice]

U DEBUTED IN 2009 BRO 😭

[serene void]

uh

me

[royal ice]

bro can you read

[humble egret]

hika makkinen sr

[serene void]

oh

my dumbass loves images

[royal ice]

real

[royal ice]

u debuted in 2007 tho

because

h a m i l t o w n

[humble egret]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-water-turtle-bath-gif-14149735

[royal ice]

tf

[serene void]

sudanese gp when

[royal ice]

2012 maybe if i learn the editor in time

[fluid magnet]

wtf is Abu Dhabian Grand Prix

just use "Abu Dhabi Grand Prix" smh

[royal ice]

monegasque

italian

german

hungarian

why not use it for every race

[royal ice]

how about YES

last season wdc 🔥 🔥

[humble egret]

ON GOD

rosberg family this series

🔥

[royal ice]

i think i'm cooking something special here

[pallid yarrow]

Hi

[humble egret]

hello dear teammate from another series

[pallid yarrow]

Hi my fellow teammates from other leagues

[humble egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cicak-goyang-gif-25298070

race when

[royal ice]

now

[humble egret]

the goat

i only asked cuz i saw u type

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Chinese Grand Prix
Circuit: Shanghai International Circuit
First held here: 2004
First Chinese Grand Prix: 2004(Shanghai International Circuit)
Circuit Length: 5.45km(3.38 mi)
Race Laps: 29(158.07km)
Turns: 16

[royal ice]

fr

[humble egret]

double williams points

[idle river]

Im gonna dnf again

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
74% ☀️
26% ☁️
19% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Chinese Grand Prix

Race
Weather forecast:
67% ☀️
43% ☁️
22% 🌧️

[idle river]

Im ahead of zed 😨

[serene void]

fortnite

[royal ice]

NO WAY @humble egret

POINTS!??!?

also lap 3

wait how tf is enjoyer p16

BRO PITTED FOR DAMAGE NAWWW

@serene void is leading a race for the first time since 2008 :c

it's raining it's pouring tricko is balling

[weary widget]

Rain or dry…
Would I ever get out of that mid field

Smh

[royal ice]

idk

OH MY

[idle river]

Is it me

[royal ice]

no

ur teammate

[idle river]

Oh

[royal ice]

ERI 64, ENJ 5 - OUT

title rivalry at its finest :c

[vital tangle]

lol

[idle river]

Where me

[royal ice]

p5, technically p4

cause enj is 4th yet dnf

[idle river]

Podium???

[humble egret]

man

i fell off

[royal ice]

laxx FL

[royal ice]

what

ur battling for p9

[serene void]

im abt to knee slide

[humble egret]

oh i am?

i was 12 in the last ss cuz

[royal ice]

ur now comfortably in p9 lol

DAL went off

[vital tangle]

P3 not bad

[humble egret]

tyre whisper this stint on hards

🙏

[royal ice]

rain coming again

fuck

CAYTON MASTER STRAT

BRO

BRO STAYED OUT ON HARDS

EVERYONE ELSE PITTED FOR SLICK

[vital tangle]

🥶

[royal ice]

NOW THEY GOTTA PIT AGAIN

[vital tangle]

What lap

[royal ice]

20

out of 29

bro has 6.6 gap to teammate in 2nd 🥶

make that 7 lmao

[vital tangle]

Cayton
Tactical brilliance

[humble egret]

POINTS

dont DNF

🙏

[royal ice]

Lap 25/29

[humble egret]

wtf is this weather 😭

[royal ice]

idk

on off rain

[humble egret]

better not ruin my points

🙏

20 sec gap is insane

[royal ice]

@humble egret

lapped teammate

[humble egret]

such a prodigy lmao

[royal ice]

TACTICAL MASTERCLASS

ITS A FERRARI 1-2
Unofficial Race Results

[humble egret]

no way

ferrari on the rise

[royal ice]

cant be bothered to do formal

cause I gtg

goodnight

[humble egret]

goodnight

2nd race in that car and points

[idle river]

How did skat get a podium before me

Also goodnight

[pallid yarrow]

Wow 5 races in a row with point

[weary widget]

Fastest lap for first time wohoo

[inland mantle]

simply the goat

[inland mantle]

how am I keeping up 💀💀💀😭😭😭

[inland mantle]

LETTUCE COOK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

how am I literally in championship contention

actually this reminds me

Tricko Extends Ferrari Contract
2008 F1 World Champion Tricko has signed a new deal with Ferrari, with him staying at Maranello until the end of the 2013 season.

[grave fern]

nooooooo DNF for me 😭

[inland mantle]

ended the streak

[idle river]

I finished ahead of u for once

I shouldve signed up for david

I thought no one would and i was planning on taking sebs seat 😭

[grave fern]

meanwhile I took that seat because I knew it was Seb's seat irl

sorry 😔

[idle river]

Its ok 😔

[fluid magnet]

wait WHAT

WHAT????????

it is quite literally over

[fluid magnet]

what the hell happened

also i notice that im a pole merchant

this might help my title fight

[weary widget]

I will soon be ur teammate 🤝

[fluid magnet]

source

[weary widget]

I am alonso

Alonso doesn't need a source. He is the source himself 🐐

[inland mantle]

🤝

[royal ice]

"brawn gp"

[royal ice]

hi im spiderman

jk

what about Cayton though

[royal ice]

yessir 🔥

[idle river]

I thought he was still in renaukt lol

[royal ice]

because theres still more than half a season left

even bourdais has a chance

[royal ice]

ah

[fluid magnet]

brawn gp renault

imagine

[humble egret]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-gif-23859876

[weary widget]

But Alonso will drive for Ferrari in 2010 yeah?

[royal ice]

i said YOU choose where he goes

not him

[weary widget]

Ah ok

[fluid magnet]

not every gp needs an adjective

[royal ice]

bro just said the equivalent of "not every grammatically correct sentence starts with a capital letter"

[fluid magnet]

ok man

how many pole points do you have this season then?

[royal ice]

bros pulling wildcards out his ass 🔥

how many times have you caused a crash?

[royal ice]

want me to remove pole points, hmmm?

[serene void]

NO

PELAE

PLEADR

PLEASE

[royal ice]

bro hasnt even got close to a pole

[serene void]

i will soon

im just mewing bro

[royal ice]

ok man

when are you gonna host gp4 again?

[serene void]

petition for mclaren to upgrade my car

[royal ice]

wait for britain

[pallid yarrow]

When race

[fluid magnet]

quite literally i did

[humble egret]

agreed

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-gif-23859876

[royal ice]

very soon

[royal ice]

very soon

[humble egret]

yes

soon

[radiant ember]

if only u know what hes doing

[pallid yarrow]

Real

[royal ice]

yeah

I'm hosting another league at the same time as this

[radiant ember]

we were playing poke

[royal ice]

sooo constraints

[radiant ember]

r

[royal ice]

💀

[pallid yarrow]

Ded

[royal ice]

nope

UR2D2 F1 2009 Monegasque Grand Prix
Circuit: Circuit de Monaco
First held here: 1929
First Monegasque Grand Prix: 1929(Circuit de Monaco)
Circuit Length: 3.33km(2.07 mi)
Race Laps: 42(140.15km)
Turns: 19

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
89% ☀️
11% ☁️
4% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Monegasque Grand Prix

brawn gp sweep??

Race
Weather forecast:
91% ☀️
9% ☁️
2% 🌧️

Lap 4/42

A10 88 - DNF

Lap 10/42

Race paused for shower

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

I should go shower too

[fluid magnet]

goat

[fluid magnet]

fucking tricko

[weary widget]

How is tricko doing this

🐐

Indeed

[serene void]

p10dori..

CANCEL OUT THE 0 AND IM P1 BABY

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[royal ice]

Race Resuming

HIK 16 - DNF

[serene void]

THO or DOR guys 🤔

nah im keeping tho it looks good

[royal ice]

Lap 16/42

Lap 22/42

Lap 26/42

FIS 9 - DNF

[fluid magnet]

how is tricko that good

absolutely rigged

[royal ice]

Lap 33/42

[royal ice]

i dont control the drivers my guy 💀

[fluid magnet]

blud thinks he's 2014 mercedes tricko

[royal ice]

the game does

[fluid magnet]

well the game is rigged then

smh

[royal ice]

what

at least you're ahead of your main title rival my guy

be grateful 💀

besides, it's monaco

the AI are quirky there because tight ahh track

[fluid magnet]

earl stop taking me seriously actually

it's getting pretty annoying now

you know im always joking but yet

[royal ice]

then stop saying its rigged

it feels like ur actually attacking me bro

not even a joke

[serene void]

hi guys

i got reshade

yaho

[fluid magnet]

what 💀

[fluid magnet]

nice

[royal ice]

Lap 37/42

[weary widget]

@hasty zealot we gotta talk with our team principal to know what is actually wrong with our car 💀

[fluid magnet]

i can only pray that i switch to mediums

[royal ice]

2009 renault was way off compared to 2008

mostly because new regs

[weary widget]

Yeah

[royal ice]

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Monegasque Grand Prix

@fluid magnet is this rigged

[fluid magnet]

discord image wont load

nice

[royal ice]

you won

[fluid magnet]

oh fuck yeah brother

[royal ice]

ahead of tricko then skat

cayton, eriksen

[fluid magnet]

the gods accepted my prayer and gave me mediums

2nd win woohoo

[royal ice]

ye

[royal ice]

what about S1

[fluid magnet]

no im talking about

this season

not

[royal ice]

ah

[fluid magnet]

my overall career

[royal ice]

well technically S1 is diff universe to this one

Official Race Classification after 42 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Monegasque Grand Prix

Official Post-Monaco World Driver's and Constructor's Championships Classification - UR2D2 F1 2009

@fluid magnet

[radiant ember]

Holy shit

[weary widget]

Also earl what r our objectives/goals for this season?

[royal ice]

good idea, time to reveal em

[radiant ember]

No objectives pls

NO

Laxx what the flip

[weary widget]

Dw I ain’t meeting mine either

[radiant ember]

Oh man

[fluid magnet]

26 points in the bag

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1034592209795809382/1196829022122946570/paradise.mp4?ex=65b90ce2&is=65a697e2&hm=66875f86d0293ce133bf48acab7ff4ccbb4ac6bd1536afc7895c076a4d13bfa8&

[radiant ember]

Enjoyer

Im a p3 merchant

[weary widget]

Yo enjoyer WC incoming. Rooting for u brother 💪🏻

[fluid magnet]

u will get p2 or P1 soon

trust

[radiant ember]

Trust

Earl aint xoiignking

[fluid magnet]

wat

[weary widget]

Skat r u button or Ruben’s?

[radiant ember]

From how i perform

Rubens

[weary widget]

Lmao

[fluid magnet]

i think it is decided on wdc order

from 2008

so skat is probably barrichello

[royal ice]

Full list of UR2D2 F1 Season Goals for Teams and Drivers - 2009
The philosophy behind these goals comes from the WDC after Round 7(Monaco), so teams have time to get adjusted to the season and prepare these goals.

Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro - 1st
- Tricko - 1st
- Cayton - 2nd
Vodafone McLaren Mercedes - 4th
- Thondori - 4th
- DeltaAeroLines123 - 7th
BMW Sauber Petronas F1 Team - 4th
- Earl Seress - 5th
- A10 - 5th
ING Renault F1 Team - 6th
- LAXX - 12th
- Kevin - 14th
Red Bull Racing - 3rd
- Zed Eriksen - 3rd
- Bingu - 5th
Panasonic Toyota Racing - 5th
- Lance Stroll - 12th
- Timo Glock - 14th
Scuderia Toro Rosso - 7th
- Sébastien Bourdais - 15th
- Sebastien Buemi - 15th
AT&T Williams - 8th
- Nico Rosberg - 15th
- Hika Makkinen - 16th
Force India F1 Team - 9th
- Adrian Sutil - 18th
- Giancarlo Fischiella - 17th
Brawn GP F1 Team - 1st
- 1984Enjoyer - 1st
- Skat - 3rd

[fluid magnet]

please skat

clutch next race

and get 3rd or 2nd

[weary widget]

I should get 6th? 😂

[royal ice]

oops

fixed

those werent changed from 2008 by accident

cause i copied it over

[weary widget]

👍🏻

[hasty zealot]

Yeah, its so shit

[royal ice]

wait for britain

most teams are bringing overhauls there

[hasty zealot]

pog

[royal ice]

including renault, williams, sauber, toyota, mclaren, and force india

mclaren is the team that needs it the most lmao

frontrunner teams(brawn, ferrari, red bull)are bringing upgrades at spain tho

like overhauls

[fluid magnet]

let's go upgrades

[royal ice]

upgrades have been happening already aswell

first upgrades came at india(ferrari, williams)

then bahrain(tr)

turkey(red bull, toyota)

but those were all minor

china had none

monaco had brawn gp change the rear wing structure slightly for 1 more point of downforce 💀

[radiant ember]

i will

trust

[pallid yarrow]

Dam 7th

Should be ok

[pallid yarrow]

Fr

I mean we're been consistently scoring point

But obviously it not enough

Also more race today?

[grave fern]

dammit I only finished 5th 😔

also bruh we're behind Brawn and Ferrari in the WCC

[serene void]

i pray my first podium will be in the european grand prix

[inland mantle]

chat is this a title challenge?

[fluid magnet]

you're using illegal setups

i know

[inland mantle]

how

[fluid magnet]

um

well

you know

uh

that

and this and that

that's it

[serene void]

blud explained it vaguely 😭

[royal ice]

bro thinks this is 2019

[royal ice]

ski-
RB is bringing upgrades next race tho, hopefully back to podiums at spain

[grave fern]

🤞

[grave fern]

or more period accurately 2007

[royal ice]

true true

i used 2019 because decade apart

[grave fern]

that's fair

[royal ice]

no fastest lap, skill issue

no 27 points, skill issue

jkjk

[idle river]

Hopefully i get my first

[fluid magnet]

that's illegal engines

[reef island]

Can't be fired when you own the team

[royal ice]

ye lol

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2009 Spanish Grand Prix
Circuit: Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya
First held here: 1991
First Spanish Grand Prix: 1913(Guadarrama)
Circuit Length: 3.33km(2.07 mi)
Race Laps: 34(158.33km)
Turns: 15

Qualifying
Weather forecast:
74% ☀️
26% ☁️
14% 🌧️

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

@idle river first pole position

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps - UR2D2 F1 2009 Spanish Grand Prix

[hasty zealot]

12th and 13th 😭

[idle river]

Im gonna bottle

[royal ice]

dont 😭

Race
Weather forecast:
67% ☀️
33% ☁️
19% 🌧️

[pallid yarrow]

P11 💀

Decent enough

Also tricko p2 wtf

[royal ice]

Lap 4/34

[royal ice]

upgrades™️

wtf happened to skat though

[pallid yarrow]

What round until Britain

[royal ice]

Lap 7/34

[royal ice]

after this race

[pallid yarrow]

W

[royal ice]

Lap 10/34

[pallid yarrow]

Dam p9

Hika bro 😭😭😭😭

[royal ice]

Lap 14/34

[idle river]

Im still leading

Damn

[royal ice]

THO 44 - DNF

💀

[idle river]

💀

[serene void]

remove the chicane

[royal ice]

it is removed

[pallid yarrow]

🗿🗿🗿🗿

[serene void]

im dead

early mercedes debut

[fluid magnet]

how is tricko still ahead, absolutely rigged

[idle river]

Im leading lol

[fluid magnet]

average thondori driving

[serene void]

no actually

skat is leading

[fluid magnet]

these car setups, fuel flow limits and engine need to be investigated

[fluid magnet]

nice

[serene void]

after i looked into the bgp 001 car i can conclude that tricko did indeed have those illegally setted up

hes a bad boy

[fluid magnet]

you were supposed to look into the f60 dog

[royal ice]

Lap 23/34

[serene void]

DANGIT

I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH BRAWN

[fluid magnet]

these mediums will prove excellency once again

trust

[serene void]

ok so

ima investigate the f60 now

trust its fr this time

ok so tricko basically had illegal setups, engine, etc

[royal ice]

people on hards:

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[serene void]

bad boy tricko man

[fluid magnet]

i have more grip dude

my tyre strategy these past races... goated.

[royal ice]

meanwhile, in ferrari:

jk their strategys not bad tbh

[pallid yarrow]

Aye p9

Still going strong

[serene void]

DNF

IM GOING STRONG

[pallid yarrow]

REAL

Bro is driving too fast that his engine died

[serene void]

im just that fast yk

[pallid yarrow]

Too fast for engine to handle

[royal ice]

Lap 33/34

[pallid yarrow]

P10 wtf

[idle river]

Im actually gonna win

And its a red bull 1-2

[pallid yarrow]

Come lemee get that p9

[fluid magnet]

well fgs

atleast tricko is behind

[royal ice]

Unofficial Race Results - UR2D2 F1 2009 Spanish Grand Prix

only 1 dnf this time, new record 🔥

[idle river]

Lets go

[royal ice]

1st win 🔥

[idle river]

And a 1-2

[royal ice]

RB are back frfr

[idle river]

Fr

[pallid yarrow]

Holy p8

Didn't expect that

[royal ice]

saved mclaren today, kinda

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

BUT

Next race

[royal ice]

upgrades next race too, maybe get closer to podiums

[pallid yarrow]

We r gonna Cook

[royal ice]

yeeee

[pallid yarrow]

@serene void lad we are gonna cook next race

[royal ice]

bro pinged wrong guy

[pallid yarrow]

BRUH SORRY

[royal ice]

lmao

[pallid yarrow]

To whoever i ping there im sorry

I misclicked 😭😭😭

[royal ice]

eh it should be fine

[pallid yarrow]

So I've been scoring point in all race so far aren't i?

Except for round 1

[royal ice]

i think except r1

ye

[pallid yarrow]

W

Mr consistency

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember it's not looking good

[royal ice]

seress in s1:

[pallid yarrow]

How was he doing in s1?