URF1 2012

[pallid yarrow]

But i don't have pc to play with 😭😭

[royal ice]

rip

the game is 11 bucks but i got it on half price sale

[hasty zealot]

your carrying renault hard, I've still only got a point

[royal ice]

thats nzd btw

[pallid yarrow]

Bruh it used to available on mobile

Now it doesn't

Smh

[radiant ember]

we love renault

[pallid yarrow]

Crashgate

[royal ice]

car pace is kinda slightly lower midfield, and ur on nearly the same level as everyone else in the midfield

skat on the other hand has alonso skills sooo

[pallid yarrow]

I need seb to cooked

[royal ice]

this should be .sebcook

"I need seb to cooked"

[hasty zealot]

its just my driver skill letting me down

[pallid yarrow]

Lol ye

Seriously tho seb beat both toyota irl

So i hope he will do something here

[royal ice]

their car used to be a clone of the 2007 RB before they had to change it

[pallid yarrow]

I mean you are playing as piquet lol

[pallid yarrow]

Oh so right now im running a pace of 2007 tr car?

[royal ice]

also toyota was past its prime in 2008, they used to be about where sauber is in 06-7 i think

so ye u should be nearly on par

[royal ice]

nah, i made it to the STR3

[pallid yarrow]

Oh nice

[royal ice]

which is their own car

[pallid yarrow]

Okay gud

[pallid yarrow]

Nah Toyota in 2006-2007 was not that good

2005,2008-2009 was toyota prime

[radiant ember]

enjoyer should say "u chose the goat"

[serene void]

FUCK

what if we make two series
one offline
one online

[weary widget]

So it’s European gp next right?

[fluid magnet]

renault in gp4:

[fluid magnet]

u chose renault

also if you think alonso is the goat quite simply leave the room

[radiant ember]

how could i forget

button

[fluid magnet]

exactly bro

[royal ice]

no, spain

[royal ice]

clark better

[weary widget]

When is it starting?

[royal ice]

hes in the top 20 goat list of my own

[serene void]

im better

oops

[royal ice]

tomorrow as i dont have more time tn

[serene void]

thon>

[weary widget]

Ah ok

[royal ice]

seress>>>>

[serene void]

thonaldo

[royal ice]

gn

[abstract glade]

sorry what

did we finish 2023

[serene void]

yeh

[abstract glade]

and are there positions left

can i assume button's position at honda

[reef island]

I was going to turn this into a faux gossip article but as you can probably see, it’s a bit shit so here you go

[serene void]

him fr

[idle river]

Bruh

[vital tangle]

Bin 💀

Tbf that’s cold

[fluid magnet]

tricko leaves ferrari

source? trust me bro

[radiant ember]

skat replaces

[royal ice]

if you wish

yes 2023 ended

[vital tangle]

2009 brawn gp

[royal ice]

base renault livery cause im changing it for their throwback one

[vital tangle]

2010 the rise of the bulls

[royal ice]

lets just say the new livery might be based off r25

Renault reveals livery for the Spanish Grand Prix
Prior to the upcoming Spanish Grand Prix, Renault have produced an updated livery featuring their classic blue and yellow back from Alonso's title days to tribute the driver and the R25. Will they be back on form with new drivers Kevin and Skat?

[royal ice]

ill put u in with ur previous name number etc

heres the template tho

and the available seats

[royal ice]

Spanish Grand Prix
Average lap time: 36.22
First Grand Prix: 1991
Race Laps: 22(102.45km)
Turns: 14

With plenty of elevation changes and sweeping curves, the Catalunya circuit located on the outskirts of Barcelona is home to some of the fastest racing on the F1 calendar. Having hosted the Spanish Grand Prix 16 times already, its 17th certainly looks to be an exciting one as the cars are even quicker this year.

Qualifying
Weather: Cloudy

Cayton takes pole position with a 34.38, alongside Thondori followed by Seress and Tricko. Both Renaults start in the top 10.

[inland mantle]

yikes

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: Cloudy, chance of interval rain

COULTHARD AND ENJOYER CRASH!!

[idle river]

When cant coulthard crash

[royal ice]

SC in

Race resuming Lap 5

Current FL

[idle river]

Podium??

[royal ice]

BARRICHELLO IS LOSING POWER

[idle river]

Did i pit

[inland mantle]

p5 :/

[royal ice]

ye

[idle river]

Alr

[royal ice]

THONDORI WINS THE SPANISH GRAND PRIX

[royal ice]

p3

Official UR2D2 F1 2008 Driver and Constructor Standings after Round 4 - Spanish Grand Prix

Thondori takes the lead of the Driver's Championship from Tricko with a memorable win from a great drive. Skat passes Enjoyer due to the latter's DNF with Coulthard who also falls victim to another driver, this one his teammate Bingu. Ferrari maintain their WCC lead and Williams enjoys a 2-point finish for Nico Rosberg, also DOTD.

[serene void]

“This win was meaningless”
-Thon

[radiant ember]

lets go

[inland mantle]

nice

podium in every race

lettuce cook

[radiant ember]

enjoyer might have a word to say about this

[serene void]

SIUUUUUUUU

[royal ice]

imma bet he will say rigged

[radiant ember]

"u chose renault"

[royal ice]

"renault won a championship last before mclaren"

lmfao

and if he says "mclaren has more wcc and wdc"

"could have more if u picked hamilton"

[radiant ember]

choosing kovalainen is the biggest fumble i have ever seen

[royal ice]

bro might win at hungary

[radiant ember]

i think kovalainen won at nurburgring idk

[reef island]

Tricko is a lucky guy

[radiant ember]

fr

[royal ice]

hungary only

[radiant ember]

yes

[royal ice]

and only after massa had engine fail

[radiant ember]

is that what enjoyer is planning

let tricko choose massa to win

[royal ice]

💀

[radiant ember]

in hungary

[serene void]

but i am hamilton

clearly.. i am the world champion

speaking facts

[royal ice]

except this is UR2D2

besides youre not hamilton

not irl

reveal ur face in video call if u are

[radiant ember]

bro might be hamilton

[royal ice]

OMG ITS LEWIS

IM UR BIGGEST FAN

[serene void]

i wanna say a joke but i cant

thondori's chance of winning the wdc

[pallid yarrow]

Bruh p11

[radiant ember]

cant wait for next race!!

[weary widget]

P14 to p8. Nice one 👌

[radiant ember]

what is next race?

[royal ice]

Turkish Grand Prix
Average lap time: 32.71
First Grand Prix: 2005
Race Laps: 20(106.76km)
Turns: 14

Istanbul Park is a circuit situated within the district of Tuzla, incorporating itself into the F1 calendar since 2005. It is one of few counter-clockwise tracks which put extra strain on the drivers' necks especially as they race around the multi-apex Turn 8, and racing is usually bliss as many overtaking opportunities present themselves.

[radiant ember]

bet bet

[weary widget]

Wow we have 2 races today?

Let’s go

Finally a race I can spectate lmao

[radiant ember]

lol

I just pissed someone off by saying rossi is not the goar

[weary widget]

Lmao, it’s true we have agostini 🐐

[radiant ember]

i said lorenzo was better

[royal ice]

agostini...

i dont really follow bike racing, but i remember agostini for other stuff

in particular, a certain event from a certain game

[serene void]

because thon is the goat

[weary widget]

Yeah no wonder that guy got pissed off lmao 😂

[radiant ember]

Lorenzo beat dovizioso and dovizioso cant beat marquez who beat rossi so technically lorenzo is goated

[weary widget]

So do we have a race today, or is it gonna be tmrw

[royal ice]

today

maybe 3 if i have time

also the 3 i said also includes spain

which already happened

[radiant ember]

race

[serene void]

imagine ur2d2 commentator

[royal ice]

thatd be now

[weary widget]

Wow nice

[radiant ember]

if u think about it tho

[serene void]

as in speaking in a vc

[royal ice]

if yall wanna hear me commentate the race, hop in vc

u dont have to speak

[radiant ember]

bet

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather: Clear

[radiant ember]

bet

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: Clear

[weary widget]

Wow it’s raining

[radiant ember]

thon wins!!1!!!!!

[serene void]

HAHA YES

[radiant ember]

thon what the fuck

[fluid magnet]

rigged!!!!!!

[fluid magnet]

FUCKING RIGGED MAN

fuck you dc

[royal ice]

my guy

you gotta give me $1000 now

[fluid magnet]

earl don't try to defend this

[radiant ember]

enjoyer is regretting this

[royal ice]

i bet it that you would say that

[fluid magnet]

you know the game is rigged

[fluid magnet]

hey atleast i would have accepted

points

but

dc man

fucking coulthard

[radiant ember]

would you accept being behind me in wdc?

[serene void]

SIU

[fluid magnet]

if it means you will fuck up more 👌

[royal ice]

chill

[serene void]

a couple more races before the best race of the season

[fluid magnet]

thondori will meet his idol

man united player

[serene void]

BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

THE GOAT

MESSI

[royal ice]

bro what 💀

[serene void]

I MEAN RONALDO

[royal ice]

if bro doesnt lead WDC hes gonna say rigged

my guy you picked fucking kovalainen wdye

[radiant ember]

forget leading wdc

blud aint top 5

[serene void]

im literally the better mclaren driver

[fluid magnet]

did you think i would lead the wdc with the kovalainen luck

skull

[royal ice]

then stop saying rigged my guy

[fluid magnet]

you're finishing no less than 12yh next season

12th

[radiant ember]

ok bro

[serene void]

world championdori

thonmilton

hamildori

[royal ice]

ham

hami

[radiant ember]

my fault

[weary widget]

After 2008 can v have 2012, it’s gonna be crazy

[fluid magnet]

no

[serene void]

no.

[fluid magnet]

we're gonna progress the year after 09

[royal ice]

imagine if bro said 12yo

[fluid magnet]

so

2009

2010

2011

[serene void]

2057

[weary widget]

Ah ok

[fluid magnet]

2012

shush thondori

[weary widget]

I thought it was random

[serene void]

2058 will be my year 🔥🔥🔥

[royal ice]

only S1 was diff

2023 season that was

[weary widget]

Yeah that’s y I was confused

[royal ice]

s1 was to get ppl into the league and get things running before it got serious

[weary widget]

Wait so the person who wins 2008 has the priority to choose a driver in 09?

[radiant ember]

yes

[royal ice]

yes, and number

[weary widget]

Bruh

[royal ice]

WDC order is choice of driver and number from 09 onwards

[weary widget]

Then it’s gonna be the same guy winning every season right?

[royal ice]

also we have custom teams in 09 onwards

[royal ice]

maybe, maybe not

[fluid magnet]

if thondori wins it then he is not going anywhere

trust

[serene void]

thondori f1 team.. here we go!

[fluid magnet]

no

no

[royal ice]

no no no

[radiant ember]

USF1 team

[serene void]

Lamborghini F1 Team

[royal ice]

custom teams as in you take over a team and make it great, not completely rename teams
ONLY when teams leave may you take a spot of your choosing

[serene void]

exact

[weary widget]

Alr so that’s it for today? Or do v have one more race?

[royal ice]

another one

[weary widget]

Ooooh

[royal ice]

the next race is monaco btw

[weary widget]

Oh no

Gonna be chaos

[royal ice]

might be, might not

[radiant ember]

no overtake?!?

[royal ice]

the S1 race was pretty straightforward

[serene void]

me in monaco 🔥🔥🔥

[royal ice]

you in monaco 😭 😭 😭

[royal ice]

then again that was before we had proper dnfs and weather soo idk

[weary widget]

Yeah cuz cars in 2023 can’t overtake lmao

08 on the other hand….

[royal ice]

laughs in UR2D2

UR2D2 has more overtakes in its f1 races than nascar

[weary widget]

I hope so

[radiant ember]

ur2d2 cars are SMALL

[royal ice]

Honda and Red Bull reveal special liveries for Monaco Grand Prix
Both Honda and Red Bull are bringing special liveries to the prestigious street circuit, with Honda promoting its "Make Cars Green" campaign to the maximum, whilst already having had liveries this year and last year based on Earth, this special one bringing the literal wording to itself. Red Bull on the other hand is promoting the recently released Revenge of the Sith movie, as well as its very own pit crew sporting Stormtrooper uniforms. Which team will go one better?

[royal ice]

Monaco Grand Prix
Average lap time: 30.01
First Grand Prix: 1929
Race Laps: 19(63.40km)
Turns: 18

One of, if not, the most prestigious races on the calendar, the Monaco Grand Prix is one of the select few events to be first held before the formula for Grand Prix racing was a thing. A very tight and demanding circuit from the drivers and tires, Formula One's only tunnel lies here around the harbour.

[serene void]

how do you calculate for race distance bro

[royal ice]

Qualifying

[serene void]

POLEDORIII!!!!

[royal ice]

average lap time divided by 1.63, rounded to nearest whole number, laps amount
then i multiply that by the circuit distance to get the race distance in km

[radiant ember]

😎

[serene void]

my brain died

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/rasmus-pelamo-gif-24266041

[weary widget]

Bruh DNF’ed already 💀

[royal ice]

uhhhhhh

half points

[royal ice]

i thought it wouldnt be chaotic when you said it was going to be

yet NAK and all cars from there DNF'ed

[weary widget]

It’s Monaco, ofc it’s gonna be chaotic
Add rain and it’s demolition derby lmao

[royal ice]

thats what happened

rain

whilst nearly everyone was on softs

then ppl locked up at the hairpin and chicane and uhh

yeah

imma change the format for calculating race distance cause ive realised it doesnt work well

[pallid yarrow]

Les go p6

W

[royal ice]

half points tho

more than half the grid DNFed

that starts with nakajima

[pallid yarrow]

Ah

Atleast i got 4 point

[serene void]

woah

hyder

wonder what hes doing there in vc with you guys

[radiant ember]

where wdc

[royal ice]

new format is based on covered distance

lap distance multiplied by 8.3, rounded to nearest whole number

[serene void]

im dogshit in monaco bro

[serene void]

i select mclaren

[royal ice]

we know

Canadian Grand Prix
Average lap time: 29.89
First Grand Prix: 2002
Race Laps: 31(135.19km)
Turns: 12

Qualifying

Weather: Cloudy

[weary widget]

Canada asw today?

Omd

Let’s go

[serene void]

cant wait for europe

[hasty zealot]

whoo im 52.5 points behind my own teamate

[royal ice]

i messed up the settings, fuck

[hasty zealot]

So I just lost a 7th place quali? 🥲

[royal ice]

join general vc if yall want to hear me commentate

[royal ice]

no, the car stats were incorrect

also the race laps were set incorrectly

[hasty zealot]

lemme get my headphones

[royal ice]

ight

ill wait a little

[hasty zealot]

You sound like an old freind of mine XD

[royal ice]

lol

[hasty zealot]

whoo

kevin mentioned

[weary widget]

How am always 1 place below a10 lmao

We are stuck together always

[hasty zealot]

XD

whoo, In the points

[radiant ember]

I need to do work

holon

[serene void]

bro had to do work

[serene void]

pole

[hasty zealot]

poledori

[weary widget]

Has the race started?

[hasty zealot]

race is nearing completition

[weary widget]

Which place am I in?

[hasty zealot]

Tricko just won

[hasty zealot]

Not sure, the results'll be posted here in a sec

5th

[weary widget]

Oh my god

Vamos

[hasty zealot]

you cooked lmao

[radiant ember]

earl is lagging

[royal ice]

2 DNFs(Stroll and Glock)

[hasty zealot]

7th

im super happy with that tbh

[radiant ember]

lets go

[hasty zealot]

Sorry, gotta dip

[weary widget]

Yeah

[hasty zealot]

Im stuffed

[royal ice]

cya

[hasty zealot]

had a long day at the taupo race track lol

[radiant ember]

lol

[royal ice]

yooo

neat

i wanna go there

[serene void]

FUCK

[pallid yarrow]

Aye another point finished

Im happi

[royal ice]

goals btw

just to refresh

cayton is nearing the danger zone for the goals he needs to achieve(ferrari is more strict with their goals too)

[weary widget]

2 points below a10 and 2 points below Red Bull 😅

[pallid yarrow]

Okay i guess im safe rn

[royal ice]

p2 in wdc is his goal, its kinda alright if he gets p3 or p4 but p5 especially being behind a renault is kinda eyebrow raising

[pallid yarrow]

In vettel we trust

[royal ice]

kevin is also def in danger zone

[radiant ember]

lets see enjoyer

[royal ice]

most others are fine

[pallid yarrow]

Considering that kev is playing as piquet jr rn i really doubt he would survive

[weary widget]

Ahem…..ahem….we still have Singapore left.

[pallid yarrow]

But man skat is literally killed it rn

[pallid yarrow]

Ah yeah see that

Will there be more race today?

[royal ice]

yes

[radiant ember]

@fluid magnet from front row to p6, what do you think?

[pallid yarrow]

Okay nice

Truly the moment of all time

[royal ice]

i bet $1000 he says "rigged"

[radiant ember]

no pls

[weary widget]

Wow thanks man

[royal ice]

British Grand Prix
Average lap time: 38.95
First Grand Prix: 1948
Race Laps: 23(135.49km)
Turns: 17

Another calendar gem having the title of first race under F1 regulations, Silverstone has been home to the British Grand Prix for a long time. Its extremely fast layout with some of the most recognisable corners in history such as Stowe, Maggotts, Copse, and Luffield provide excellent racing opportunities.

Qualifying
Weather: Light rain

[pallid yarrow]

Bro what

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: Heavy rain

[pallid yarrow]

Why is my quali so trash

[royal ice]

well it was wet conditions so that may have been a factor

[pallid yarrow]

I guess seb decided to forgot how to drive in wet then

[radiant ember]

wait earl

[royal ice]

i think he remembered them this race, ur p8

FL as well

BAHAHAHAH

@pallid yarrow

you just lapped yo teammate

[pallid yarrow]

Lmafo

How is race goin rn

[radiant ember]

bad for me

[weary widget]

Enjoyer pit 3 times and still in p3?

[radiant ember]

he won lol

@fluid magnet u won scallywag

[royal ice]

bottom 5 dnfed

@pallid yarrow

masterclass performance 👏

[pallid yarrow]

Holy

Wow

Finally some good stuff

[royal ice]

10 positions gained, in a toro rosso

[pallid yarrow]

Man W

[fluid magnet]

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

[fluid magnet]

ok bro

[radiant ember]

kovalainen paid off

[pallid yarrow]

Bro im only 2 tens behind skat lmao

[fluid magnet]

michael schumacher ahh strategy

[royal ice]

u were side by side

at the finish

[fluid magnet]

that's why u always trust the process 😎

[pallid yarrow]

In vettel we trust

[weary widget]

At least I’m above a10

Now

[weary widget]

Nice one mate

[royal ice]

a10 dnfed

[pallid yarrow]

Ahhh man i almost got him

P6 is still great result tho

[royal ice]

ye

good points

[pallid yarrow]

What next race

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember @royal ice yk

u guys

could make private server and commentate there if you don't stream on discord

[radiant ember]

no

[fluid magnet]

skull

[serene void]

i will smash my tv

[fluid magnet]

you will be driving mecachrome engine next season

[fluid magnet]

y

[royal ice]

whats wrong with doing it here

[fluid magnet]

u finished p2

[royal ice]

besides only 3 ppl are in the server and i cant send the link till mod approval which thon is still waiting on

[fluid magnet]

seems a bit strange to do it here but ok

ok

[royal ice]

fuck

i just realised i forgot to make mclaren special livery

[serene void]

to this day they still havent responded to my ticket

[fluid magnet]

je moeder

[fluid magnet]

just bump it and wait

[royal ice]

this is the livery

its based off the mp4/4 which mclaren used to dominate 20 years before 2008

[fluid magnet]

ban

[royal ice]

so its an anniversary edition

[radiant ember]

wdc moment

[fluid magnet]

because it resembles marlboro livery

not allowed!!!!!!!!

[royal ice]

it doesnt have marlboro sponsoring

[pallid yarrow]

Tobacco mention

[fluid magnet]

fia fuming at this information

[royal ice]

real

[fluid magnet]

@inland mantle r u still awake

[royal ice]

i have time, lets do next race

[fluid magnet]

skull

[royal ice]

i could do more races today then you can do in 1 week with GP4 💀

[pallid yarrow]

Lmafo

[fluid magnet]

not true

you need to do atleast 7 races

[royal ice]

then lets do 8

or hell even 9

[fluid magnet]

you're lucky you run at a reduced distance

[weary widget]

Let’s go lmao

[fluid magnet]

you don't know what's hell with full

[royal ice]

me who increased distance to nearly half:

hell I could run like 3 or so races at full distance

just because of the laptimes

[fluid magnet]

ever since i installed the 4gb patch and other patches into gp4 races have been a bit quicker

brazil especially

[fluid magnet]

cayton in the mud 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[royal ice]

he was leading after round 1
dropped off 💀

[serene void]

3 more races

[fluid magnet]

siu

[royal ice]

ill try to get close to european gp

also if yall didnt notice, i removed polish gp and replaced it with singapore because i forgot singapore on the calendar 💀 💀 💀

[pallid yarrow]

4 point till i reach top 10

Nice

[radiant ember]

polish gp

[weary widget]

Crashgate incoming baby

[pallid yarrow]

Polished gp

[weary widget]

🔥

[fluid magnet]

held in warsaw

[pallid yarrow]

Kev gotta do the job

[royal ice]

poland track

[radiant ember]

poland

[serene void]

more chicanes than i have bitches

[radiant ember]

L thon

[royal ice]

20 turns that one

[royal ice]

-2983354563656673546534

bitches that is

[radiant ember]

-13475258587437060784576874378671070717854757682783460768270107747827610432768727187783782798478943676897624

[royal ice]

cause it literally has 3 chicanes

[serene void]

-7777777777777777777777777777777

[royal ice]

2 at start, 1 near the end

[serene void]

i just love the number 7

[radiant ember]

i just love 29

[royal ice]

i just love 32

[weary widget]

Yeah just for the traditions

[royal ice]

real

[radiant ember]

@vital tangle what do u think

[vital tangle]

Solid track

Especially for Polska

[radiant ember]

nah

bro got misled

[royal ice]

he means what do you think of the current standings

[vital tangle]

Bruh

Oh no

Me and enjoyer throwing and skat is ahead of us

[royal ice]

German Grand Prix
Track: Hockenheim
Race Laps: 30(137.22km)
First Grand Prix: 1977
Turns: 13

First held in 1977 at the Hockenheimring, and previously two daunting circuits - the Nordschleife, and the banked AVUS - the German Grand Prix has had a unique history, one like no other. Nowadays it enjoys some comfort alternating itself between the new Nurburgring and the 2008 Hockenheim host, although the track originally was a much longer and faster edition getting cars past 200MPH.

Qualifying
Weather: 67% cloud, 8% chance of rain

[serene void]

avus mentioned

[royal ice]

@pallid yarrow bro lapped his teammate for the second race in a row

also uhh @serene void

[weary widget]

What’s the positions like?

[serene void]

point guard shooting guard small forward power forward center

[radiant ember]

wrong

[serene void]

WHAT???

THE FLIP

[radiant ember]

shooting forward*

[serene void]

what the fudge dude

[pallid yarrow]

Lmafo

[royal ice]

6 DNFs(ENJ, FIS, BAR, GLO, STR, THO)

[pallid yarrow]

AYO P4?

WTF

[royal ice]

@pallid yarrow bro is actually fucken cooking this wdc

[pallid yarrow]

FR

[royal ice]

also my first win 🥳

[pallid yarrow]

SEBASTIAN MY GOAT

[weary widget]

P5 omd

[pallid yarrow]

I MEAN VETTEL NOT BOURDAIS

[pallid yarrow]

Nice

[pallid yarrow]

Not gonna lie your pace are really good

[weary widget]

Ayo nice one

[radiant ember]

buemi

[pallid yarrow]

Real

Buemi wasn't bad tbh

[fluid magnet]

the temptations

to say rigged

how did i even dnf

[serene void]

NOT A SIU MOMENT

[radiant ember]

i hit u behind

thats why i was p7

[serene void]

NONONONONONONO

NONONONO

[royal ice]

collisions

[serene void]

NONONONONO

[royal ice]

first with skat

[serene void]

NONONONONONONONONO

[fluid magnet]

i hope you have mecachrome engine, judd power unit, ferrari reliabllity, and petrov malaysia 2011 steering wheel

[royal ice]

then another with the wall after glock punted u off(who also dnfed later)

[royal ice]

what the flip

[fluid magnet]

fuck sakes man

[radiant ember]

that already happened in 2013

[serene void]

.noswearing

[thorny schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/644253409494695946/694869842045435974/6bb2.png

[pallid yarrow]

Hell nah

I mean that car does exist

[fluid magnet]

you were actually in the dallara

[pallid yarrow]

It life l190

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember first time im hearing your voice

fucking no way

😭😭😭😭

[radiant ember]

now let me hear your

[fluid magnet]

okbro

[royal ice]

wb mine

[pallid yarrow]

How does he sound

[fluid magnet]

no

[royal ice]

yes

[fluid magnet]

fine

literally on my phone rn

would sound shit

[radiant ember]

dw

[serene void]

you havent heard my voice yet

[fluid magnet]

um

that's interesting

[serene void]

yes

[radiant ember]

wow bro

[fluid magnet]

so next race today?

or tomorrow

[radiant ember]

today

[fluid magnet]

hey man

[radiant ember]

leaving the call without talking is a waste of time

[fluid magnet]

rule 1

man

[radiant ember]

no

[fluid magnet]

luton

luton

luton

[royal ice]

today

[fluid magnet]

yay

[royal ice]

bro is excited to lose

[serene void]

2 MORE

[fluid magnet]

check your bmw engine

[royal ice]

ehh it's finished more races than ur merc

[fluid magnet]

check if the oil is overfilled tho 🙂

[royal ice]

real

slippery ahh

[pallid yarrow]

W p9

[royal ice]

bros ahead of both RB 🤣

[weary widget]

Finally above Red Bull let’s go

[reef island]

Why am I always so mid :/

[weary widget]

Oh wait I’m above a10 asw

[serene void]

enjoyer no voice reveal moment

[weary widget]

Nice

[fluid magnet]

ok bro

[royal ice]

guys we are officially halfway through the season aswell

[reef island]

@royal ice are you commentating a race now?

[royal ice]

yes

we're about to do the next one

hungarian grand prix

[serene void]

tricko

[royal ice]

maybe belgium if i have time

[fluid magnet]

"tricko wins"

[pallid yarrow]

This is what i called Sebastian Vettel supremacy

[fluid magnet]

can we move on to belgium next

[serene void]

sudanese gp when 🗣️

[royal ice]

ehh we'll see 👿

[fluid magnet]

there isn't a track there even

[royal ice]

when i learn the track editor

[fluid magnet]

not for a very long time

o

[reef island]

If bourdais wasn't so unlucky torro rosso could've gotten the fabled p5

[serene void]

holy smackaronis dude

[pallid yarrow]

I definitely agree with that

If bourdais was faster and didn't being so unlucky tr can definitely secure p5 in wcc

[royal ice]

bourdais has consistency, just poor skill

[pallid yarrow]

He drive fine

Just not fast enough

[royal ice]

Hungarian Grand Prix
Track: Hungaroring
Race Laps: 31(135.81km)
First Grand Prix: 1986
Turns: 15

The Hungaroring has been the home of the Hungarian Grand Prix since 1986, the first to be held behind the Iron Curtain. Nicknamed Monaco without the walls, the track is infamous for being tricky to overtake, and precariously difficult to balance the cars around. Despite this, the track recieves many a fanbase, especially from the Hungarian residents.

[pallid yarrow]

Hungry gp

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather: 87% clear, 0% chance of rain

[pallid yarrow]

Okay p12

I'll take that

Honestly i didn't expect much from quali

[royal ice]

hi bingu

[pallid yarrow]

Since yeah im in tr

[serene void]

POLEDORI

AGAIN

[idle river]

Imagine coulthard crashes again

[pallid yarrow]

Tr in quali is abit ass

[idle river]

Hello

[pallid yarrow]

Sup

[royal ice]

real

[idle river]

Im going to f1 arcade soon

[pallid yarrow]

Dammmmm nice

[royal ice]

imagine being both beaten by delta tho

[radiant ember]

P8

[royal ice]

also neat

[pallid yarrow]

Im jealous

[radiant ember]

After series of great drive

[idle river]

Shut

[radiant ember]

I still take p8

[royal ice]

cayton is showing old form

[pallid yarrow]

I mean you are literally alonso rn so yeah

[royal ice]

at last

[radiant ember]

I might lose p4 in wdc lol

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: 93% clear, 1% chance of rain
Join general VC for commentary!

[pallid yarrow]

Dam

[serene void]

jc:

[pallid yarrow]

Commentary

[idle river]

Im in a car 😔

[weary widget]

What r the positions like @royal ice

[weary widget]

Ooh nice

[pallid yarrow]

Wtf im p13

[vital tangle]

Yooooo

[pallid yarrow]

Nooooooooo

[vital tangle]

Podium

Finally

[royal ice]

u have a win too

[vital tangle]

It will come

Another race?

[royal ice]

maybe

[idle river]

Championship standings?

[pallid yarrow]

Oh hell no

[idle river]

Delta is ahead of me 😭

[royal ice]

ikr

[serene void]

ONE MORE!!

[pallid yarrow]

You were one point behind me tho

And kev is one point behind u

[idle river]

Scary

[royal ice]

bourdais: whats a point?

😭

[serene void]

@sfiad. fisi reference

[idle river]

Bro tagged the wrong one

[serene void]

fuck

[pallid yarrow]

Fr 💀💀💀

What is my teammate doing

[serene void]

racing

[royal ice]

existing

[mortal robin]

Hey, @serene void wants to invite the ones who wants to join a server for updates and all that

https://discord.gg/BWgAsQQVbg

[serene void]

LET GO

SIU

[royal ice]

siu

[serene void]

W

[grave fern]

would it be possible to join mid-season?

[weary widget]

Ofc I joined mid season

[grave fern]

oh

I'd take either the free seat at RB or Honda

[pallid yarrow]

Go for rb

Honda suck

[weary widget]

U can join Toyota asw

[royal ice]

RB has shown quicker over the season, but it's up to you

[pallid yarrow]

Oh yeah toyota is good one too

[weary widget]

We can be teammates

[pallid yarrow]

Also uh

Better join tr

[idle river]

Be my teamate at rb

[grave fern]

let me think about it, though as I'm already at TR in Enjoyer's league I wouldn't mind being at a non-RB team here

[idle river]

Fair

[weary widget]

Enjoyer has a league?

[grave fern]

yes

[pallid yarrow]

Gp4

[serene void]

yes but were full

[royal ice]

have a think, I'll link the template in the meantime

[idle river]

For the first time were full

[serene void]

were planning on doing feeder series tho so you have a chance

[pallid yarrow]

Better join toyota then

[weary widget]

Toyota is the best choice if u don’t want rb.

[royal ice]

.

[serene void]

@idle river this could mean huge news for you

[idle river]

Why

[weary widget]

Oh nice I wasn’t aware of that which is y I didn’t join

[serene void]

you can finally get demoted

[idle river]

I already won gp2

[serene void]

to gp2

[idle river]

And gp3

[serene void]

go back to karting

[pallid yarrow]

Go back to rc

[royal ice]

go back to being born

[idle river]

When i do another new career can i be one in 2020

Im gonna cook

[serene void]

blud might join ferrari

[idle river]

Probably wont

This is a plan b

[pallid yarrow]

Nah he probably join Williams

[royal ice]

i wish a mod would pin the template and the seats list aswell as the seasonal goals, as theyre 3 things that need to kinda be viewable off the bat for anyone

[serene void]

world champion

[serene void]

ask zed

or idk

[royal ice]

i wont ping tho

[idle river]

Im gonna do a piastri career if i dont go to ferrari and my career is even more shit

[serene void]

ur2d2 feeder series when

[royal ice]

when 2013 is done

then when 2014 is done, wec

[serene void]

wehk

[pallid yarrow]

Dam endurance

[grave fern]

I heard that apparently Honda has something really good in the works for 2009

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/webber-flip-tomfoolery-we-partake-gif-26084495

hondas plan

[pallid yarrow]

I would probably join either rb or honda after 2008 ends

Most likely rb

[grave fern]

who knows

yeah I'll join either RB or Honda

[royal ice]

i mean
since custom teams will exist from 2009 onwards, maybe someone will revive honda

[pallid yarrow]

Wait what

Custom team

[grave fern]

huh

[pallid yarrow]

Does that mean

[idle river]

ADD FEMBOY SEX

PLS

PLS

[pallid yarrow]

PORSCHE IN F1 SIUUUUU

Alright guys im join honda and revive it as Porsche f1 team

[grave fern]

I'll join RB then

[pallid yarrow]

Sure

Rb in 2009 is really strong

[grave fern]

wait

since custom teams will exist, could Toyota continue past 2009?

[royal ice]

yes

[pallid yarrow]

Ye

[idle river]

What team could be femboy sex

[royal ice]

but theres a limit of 10 teams in ur2d2

[pallid yarrow]

Can someone who own a team drive in a team they own?

[royal ice]

yes

[pallid yarrow]

W

HELL YES

[grave fern]

fuck it RB it is

[royal ice]

i gtg now

[grave fern]

Name: Zed Eriksen
Abbreviation: ERI
Seat: David Coulthard, Red Bull
Nationality: Estonia
Number: 64

[pallid yarrow]

Alr

[royal ice]

32 is already taken, otherwise youre good

[grave fern]

right

https://tenor.com/view/unwrap-present-christmas-nintendo64-christmasmorning-gif-5631572

[royal ice]

ill add u tomorrow, and belgium, europe and italy will happen tomorrow aswell

[grave fern]

nice

[fluid magnet]

what did i fucking say

anyway smoking that skat pack

[grave fern]

brooooo that gap 💀

at least he won't need Briatore to have his teammate crash so he could win lmao

[fluid magnet]

no fucking way zed appearance????

[grave fern]

yes

gonna be driving for RB here as well

[fluid magnet]

wow so you're taking tips before 2016

/j

[grave fern]

lmao

well I did consider picking a non-RB team but there aren't any good options so I figured whatever

[fluid magnet]

let's go

[serene void]

yes

[inland mantle]

wa

[fluid magnet]

wa

[idle river]

wa

[serene void]

w

[royal ice]

he DNFed that why he was 3.6 thousand secs behind lol

[grave fern]

yeah I figured

[royal ice]

hopefully next race wont be a disaster run for anyone

i mean it is monza tho so might have some crashes to do with the chicanes

[grave fern]

yeah

[inland mantle]

oh I won kek

goat?

this is insane form lmao

[vital tangle]

Tricko making me look like a number 2 driver fr

[inland mantle]

you are

/j

[royal ice]

i mean, irl this season he woulda finished runner up(u 3rd)but ye

[royal ice]

bro is yet to not get a podium

[inland mantle]

wait rq

what's the points system

the modern one?

[royal ice]

modern

pole point aswell

[inland mantle]

imo should be the actual 2008 one 😶‍🌫️

but that's nice

no fastest lap pt?

[royal ice]

we just carried over from S1

fl point ye

[inland mantle]

hm ok

[radiant ember]

P5 in wdc

Perfect

[vital tangle]

Race?

Can’t wait to win

[radiant ember]

He is asleep

[royal ice]

im not asleep you goofy

[royal ice]

we will see about that 😈

[abstract glade]

i thought yout pfp was a mercedes clkgtr for the longest time 😭

[royal ice]

what

my pfp's been a blobeye scoobie for about 2 months now

3849

3850

[royal ice]

2008 UR2D2 F1 Belgian Grand Prix
Track: Spa-Francorchamps
First held here: 1925
First Belgian Grand Prix: 1925
Race Laps: 19(133.07km)
Turns: 17

Spa-Francorchamps is the longest track on the F1 calendar not to mention being highly prestigious and classic, having hosted its first Grand Prix more than 80 years ago. Many memorable corners await, from the sweeping uphill rise of the Eau Rouge/Raidillon complex to the La Source and Bruxelles hairpins, the latter leading down to Pouhon and later Stavelot.

Williams reveal chocolate livery
Williams' partnership this year with Belcolade chocolate has lead to a special one-off livery where the deep blue that trademarks Williams is replaced with a delicious-looking chocolate textured paintjob. Unfortunately, it's not edible, but will it propel them past the competition, being mostly uncompetitive this year so far?

Qualifying
74% clear, 16% chance of rain

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results
Tricko takes his 3rd pole position of the season, lined up alongside him Thondori, behind of which are the two Saubers in line with Enjoyer and Cayton on the other side.
Rosberg takes a noted 7th grid slot, with Skat, Barrichello, and Bingu closing off the top 10.

welp just realised I forgot to put in zed's name 💀
I'll fix it before Europe, dw

Race
Weather: 53% clear, 21% chance of rain

Five lights, we're off, Tricko gets away poorly and Thondori snatches an early lead!

Enjoyer's up into 3rd, and there's been an accident between Cayton and Skat!

Cayton's definitely out, and although Skat seems to be continuing on, he's going to have to pit... but the lane is closed due to the safety car!

SC in, race resumes on Lap 4!

Lap 5/19

Lap 9/19

KEVIN GOES OFF INTO THE BARRIER!

Lap 15/19

@idle river bruh a TR is ahead what happened 😭

Lap 17/19

Unofficial Race Results
DNFs:

• Cayton(lap 1, collision damage)
• Kevin(lap 13, crash)

Penalties:
None

[weary widget]

Damn what is coulthard cooking

[royal ice]

*zed

I just forgot to change the name lmao

decent debut

[weary widget]

Oh yes

Do we have another one today @royal ice ?

[royal ice]

yes

Official Race Classification after 19 laps - 2008 UR2D2 F1 Belgian Grand Prix

[royal ice]

Official Post-Belgium Driver and Constructor Standings - UR2D2 F1 2008

[pallid yarrow]

Dam im p11 💀

[weary widget]

Man what is my teammate doing 🤦🏻

[royal ice]

at least he finished the race

eh kevin?

[weary widget]

I don’t think it matters when u get finishes like this💀

[idle river]

Bruh

[radiant ember]

Fuck

[weary widget]

@royal ice can v have a race now?

[radiant ember]

only 1 race today?

[pallid yarrow]

Where is earl

[serene void]

earl isnt swirl today

where is earl

[pallid yarrow]

Is bro dead

[inland mantle]

"That's another **** podium"

[serene void]

when are you gonna finish outside of the top 3

[royal ice]

yeah i died guys 😭 😭 you can host my funeral thon

⚰️

3 races today btw

[serene void]

this is so not siu

[royal ice]

2008 UR2D2 F1 European Grand Prix 🇪🇺
Track: Algarve International Circuit 🇵🇹
First held here: 2008
First European Grand Prix: 1983
Race Laps: 29(134.93km)
Turns: 16

Hosting the European Grand Prix this year after Valencia Street Circuit ran out of money after last year's event despite a contract lasting until 2011, the Algarve International Circuit is brand new to both the racing world and the F1 calendar, construction being completed earlier this year. The track features many elevation changes and it will be interesting to see how it all plays out.

Number Swap
Prior to the next Grand Prix, Thondori has made an agreement with the FiA, Tricko, and both McLaren and Ferrari to run number 7 on his car instead of 44 for specific reasons he doesn't want to detail. Tricko will use number 77 instead of 7 for this Grand Prix.

Qualifying
Weather: 53% clear, 8% chance of rain

Lap 1/3

Lap 2/3

Official Qualifying Results after 3 Laps
Thondori takes pole position wearing number 7 with Seress alongside. Eriksen has a really good qualifying with 4th on the grid and A10 is the only frontrunner starting outside the top 10.

[inland mantle]

pee three

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: 52% clear, 17% chance of rain

[inland mantle]

ngl this series is more exciting than gp4 rn

we haven't done a race in 5 days 🤥

[royal ice]

Lap 5/29

[royal ice]

do one then

lol

[inland mantle]

enjoyer wont

we haven't even done testing for 2014

[royal ice]

imagine if i finish this season before yall get to testing

lmao

[inland mantle]

it was supposed to be today too

[royal ice]

L

[inland mantle]

kinda mad cuz now from here on out ill miss sessions cuz of school

[royal ice]

i should do testing but only races are really allowed

[inland mantle]

top 3 again 😭😭

[royal ice]

soonish i will also be only able to do like 1 or 2 races on weekdays

cuz of school

[inland mantle]

rip

[royal ice]

seress DNF, fuck

that leaves only 3 current drivers without a DNF(you, zed and delta)

[hasty zealot]

whoo, qualified p5

thats brilliant for me lmao

[hasty zealot]

You can make the custom race series and do like a quick race at a certain track

as kinda like "testing"

[royal ice]

maybe

bro its a rainbow of tires rn 😭

Lap 10/29 ^^^

[idle river]

Omg rainbow

Gay tyres

[hasty zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877887611400761368/1177594565008568380/769713616395829288.gif?ex=65731366&is=65609e66&hm=19eebde42289700bf5d1545788903db88a5ef2cf29d5990b3eb72e3e6d2503ee&

we cookin

[royal ice]

fr

[idle river]

Whos coulthard now

[inland mantle]

can I get an update pls

[radiant ember]

Where me

[royal ice]

laxx dnf

Lap 16/29

[inland mantle]

bruh

let's go

lmao

[royal ice]

u needa pit tho

[inland mantle]

shit

how long is a pit stop

[royal ice]

uhh like 10 seconds including the drive through the pitlane

[inland mantle]

shit

[royal ice]

a pitstop itself is like 2-3 secs

[inland mantle]

do others need to pit

[royal ice]

ye some others

[inland mantle]

we can still do it

[royal ice]

Lap 20/29

Fastest Laps

[inland mantle]

oh come on

I actually jinxed it

LOL

[radiant ember]

Shit

[inland mantle]

imma be p4 boys

it's over

why did they out me on hards tho

like actually

[radiant ember]

P10 is crazy

[vital tangle]

Same

[royal ice]

yep... sorry @inland mantle but your podium streak is ended

Unofficial Race Results
DNFs:

• Earl Seress(lap 9, engine)
• LAXX(lap 15, puncture)

Penalties:

• Kevin(+3 seconds, caused a collision)
• Kazuki Nakajima(+2 seconds, rejoined track unsafely)

[vital tangle]

Suiiii

Finally cooking

[radiant ember]

P7 ig

[royal ice]

tasted sweet today

[inland mantle]

...

:c

[royal ice]

i wonder if tricko will ever choose to run #77 again

[inland mantle]

I actually jinxed it

[vital tangle]

In Portugal aswell 🥶

[inland mantle]

no

give me back #7

@serene void why

why

why did you ask me this