URF1 2012

[fluid magnet]

oklol

@radiant ember okbro

[radiant ember]

admit defeat

[fluid magnet]

admit defeat

[radiant ember]

admin defeat

[fluid magnet]

admin defeat

funny

[radiant ember]

funny

[fluid magnet]

ok bro

[radiant ember]

ok bro

[fluid magnet]

okbro

[vital tangle]

I take Raikkonen Ferrari

[radiant ember]

we gotta wait for earl to wake up about enjoyer choosing a dumbass

[fluid magnet]

ok bro

i will personally report u for rule 1

.rule 1

[thorny schooner]

1984Enjoyer🇵🇸 (Duck Gang)

Rule 1

Be Respectful

  a) Be nice and respectful to everyone. Toxicity has no place in this server (2d mute / Ban) 
  b) Wishing harm upon anyone is prohibited. (Ban)
  c) Do not ping here/everyone or people for no reason. (1d mute)
  d) Do not spam the chats. (1d mute)

__

#rules-✅

Formula One

[radiant ember]

"u chose renault" 🤓

[radiant ember]

u chose kovalainen

like thats the worst top 3 teams pick

[fluid magnet]

alonso lost 2 titles to vettel

[radiant ember]

oklol

[fluid magnet]

it won't even be realistic performance for me

[radiant ember]

he won 2 titles against schumacher

[fluid magnet]

oklol

[fluid magnet]

mclaren honda

[radiant ember]

kovalainen?

fucking caterham

[fluid magnet]

skat?

fucking renault

[radiant ember]

Red Bull*

[fluid magnet]

force india renault*

in gp4

[radiant ember]

its mercedes

haha

fool

[fluid magnet]

does bro know the engine deal

[radiant ember]

no please

[fluid magnet]

he doesn't know

[radiant ember]

NO

NOOO

RED BULL X COSWORTH FOR 2014

[serene void]

Renault to become Skat's permanent engine supplier, which means every team he goes to, A Renault engine will be in place

[radiant ember]

if its that

skat moves to formula

e

[serene void]

oh btw renault have a fe team too

[fluid magnet]

renault is also there

[serene void]

and fe engine

[radiant ember]

skat moves to karting

[serene void]

renault also supply engines for karting

[radiant ember]

Skat becomes a teacher, teaching kids to hate renault

[fluid magnet]

renault will buy skat's school

[radiant ember]

Skat will accept his faith

[fluid magnet]

wat

[serene void]

dude

what the flip

[radiant ember]

lets go

[fluid magnet]

okbro

[pallid yarrow]

May i ask something

If i replace that driver will i get the pace and stuff of that driver too?

[idle river]

Name: Bingu
Abbreviation: BIN
Seat: Mark Webber
Nationality: British
Number: 6

Has it started yet

[pallid yarrow]

Nah

Anyway

Name: DeltaAeroLines123
Abbreviation: DAL
Seat: Nelson piquet jr.
Nationality: Thailand
Number: 26

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember Bro has someone who became nelson piquet jr

[inland mantle]

lets go

nah bro wins gp4 and ur2d2 f this

Tricko Sr.
TRI
Raikkonen @ Ferrari
Hungary 🇭🇺
7

[vital tangle]

Cayton
CAY
Massa Ferrari
Great Britain
14

[fluid magnet]

bad news tricko

[inland mantle]

uh

what

[fluid magnet]

ferrari's only available to the top 2 standings in s1

but hopefully earl gives an exception

[inland mantle]

...

i joined late smh

[fluid magnet]

i went for mclaren

[inland mantle]

enjoyer will we ever do 2008 in gp4

im tryna decide if this should be canon or not

[fluid magnet]

if we finish 2023 early maybe

[inland mantle]

kk

so this won't be canon

[inland mantle]

backup:
Kubica @ BMW

[idle river]

join me at red bull tricko

[fluid magnet]

he won't be fucking dc

[reef island]

Back when torro rosso was faster than red bull

[royal ice]

im just gonna sign u up and assume youre using same name and number as s1

[royal ice]

yes

[serene void]

IM WDC

[royal ice]

i dont control the drivers they control themselves not my fault enjoyer took verstappen 😭

[serene void]

WORLD CHAMPION DORI INCOMING

[inland mantle]

😭😭😭

this dude wins everything im sick of it

[royal ice]

he doesnt win car sounds contest tho

im p2 in that

mrcarsounds p1

bro goes "nyoom"

[inland mantle]

Earl did i end up in ferrari or no

cuz the top 2 rule

I'm just wondering

[serene void]

secret

[royal ice]

idk i might make exception

[inland mantle]

👀

[royal ice]

ur p4 in default championship(because leclerc points)

[serene void]

bro wants to compete with the world championdori 😭

[royal ice]

i gtg now

cya all tmrw probs

or later idk

[inland mantle]

cya

[royal ice]

i got a train to catch

[vital tangle]

Yh

14

[pallid yarrow]

Oh hell nah

I should have pick jarno truli 💀💀💀💀

Well guys im fucked now

Can i just give up the seat and then pick other driver 😂😂

[radiant ember]

Nelson piquet

[royal ice]

you can change driver before the season starts if you wish but not after it starts

[pallid yarrow]

Alr good

[royal ice]

so u want jarno?

🤓 incorrect 🤓
crashgate

@inland mantle i have decided to make ferrari top 4 or higher as well as mclaren so ur in with raikkonen 🔥

[serene void]

still world championdori

[royal ice]

so uhh we have 9 drivers registered please correct me if somethings wrong here 🙏

[serene void]

honda looks a little weird

[royal ice]

what

[serene void]

the color

its..

its not right

[royal ice]

what

[serene void]

blud think they mercedes 😭😭

[royal ice]

wdym

[serene void]

gotta be a little more greener

[royal ice]

kk

i was just blending with the white

no blue cause already got 4 blue teams

this better?

[serene void]

PERFECT

[royal ice]

ight

[serene void]

almost like the actual color

[idle river]

When do we start 2008

[royal ice]

once the following criteria is met:

• 8 drivers registered ✅
• finished calendar
• liveries set up ✅

[idle river]

Ok

[serene void]

do you want me to help

[royal ice]

calendar is nearly done it's basically the base 2008 calendar with a couple races changed

so far these are confirmed

[royal ice]

guys we got 2 liveries ready so far

stats will come later

[vital tangle]

Me and Tricko teamates 🔥

[inland mantle]

danke

[inland mantle]

again 🔥🔥

[royal ice]

working on more liveries team by team

sauber

works good enough for this i suppose

renault

toyota

fixed sauber

[inland mantle]

cook

[royal ice]

toro rosso

all the way down to the gold nose lmao

i wish there were more livery part slots so i could put extra detail but oh well

theres only 4

red bull

kinda bad but oh well

i might try fix it

maybe this is better idk

funny how the ingame williams livery actually resembles the 2008 car a little

its a 2021 AT in game tho so ye

gotta change it

pretty easy to make this one

why is hondas 06 car here wtf 😭

honda

[abstract glade]

dibs

earthdreams is cool livery

[royal ice]

isnt really accurate but oh well

and theres our grid with the liveries

[serene void]

??? is really good

[royal ice]

mf 😭 theyre free seats

[serene void]

thats the point

[royal ice]

now time for stats

[hasty zealot]

Name: Kevin
Abbreviation: KEV
Seat: Nelson Piquet Jr
Nationality: 🇳🇿 New Zealand
Number: 13

[royal ice]

bros gonna crashgate

[hasty zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938032600948310037/1062093737322369064/ezgif-4-0bbd1fd328.gif

im gonna dominate this season frfr

[royal ice]

real

[serene void]

hi

my name is thon

i used to like women, now i like men 😎

[royal ice]

car skills set up, gonna do drivers now

speed - straight line speed
accel - how quick it can get to top speed
grip - how non-slidey it is
turbo - how good the kers is

[reef island]

Damn so we'll be beating them off the line then

[royal ice]

yeah but idk about the grip

might wear off too quickly

then we go into the gravel 🔥

[hasty zealot]

make evryones grip nought except renault

[royal ice]

sure

i just realised the backmarkers arent balanced like they should be

thats better

[reef island]

Wasn’t watching in 2008, wasn’t mclaren the better car or did they just have better drivers

[hasty zealot]

Yeah, I was gonna say force indias turbo seemed high

[serene void]

idk either, all ik is im gonna be a world champion

[reef island]

Thons on his way back to the midfield

[serene void]

in a mclaren

[reef island]

Yup

[serene void]

frauddori moment

[reef island]

Washed much?

[serene void]

washeddori 😭

[royal ice]

theyre even on stats but diff stat revoking

[hasty zealot]

nah, skat will. Ima crashgate him into the championship

[royal ice]

both have 3 stat points taken off

ferrari has 1 in speed, accel, and turbo
mclaren has 1 in accel and 2 in turbo

driver stats done
yall get slowly better over the season

[inland mantle]

🔥🔥

[royal ice]

ykw

i wanna run a test race with these rq

what track should we do

yall pick

[idle river]

What driver is mark

Oh 2

[royal ice]

you

lol

[idle river]

I meant for skill

[royal ice]

youre driver 2 since coulthard was no 1 in 2008 for RB

[hasty zealot]

whoo, gonna be mid again

[idle river]

Are we doing 2009

[royal ice]

im feeling devious rn

[royal ice]

yes, from 2008 onwards we are going up year by year

[hasty zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938032600948310037/1063890217913811054/ezgif-4-4211d977ce.gif

[royal ice]

imma bet GP4 cant get to 2017 before we can

[idle river]

Enjoyer only does 1 race a day so probably

[royal ice]

OR

[idle river]

Races are longer tho

[hasty zealot]

duckling circuit

[royal ice]

yeah, laps in this are somehow like half the real time

[hasty zealot]

it has duck in it

[royal ice]

yes

[idle river]

And we do q1 q2 and q3

[inland mantle]

Nordschleife

[royal ice]

lets do 15 laps

[inland mantle]

aw man

I tried

[royal ice]

ok we got 1 vote for nord 1 vote for duckling kart circuit

[inland mantle]

KART CIRCUIT?!

LMAO

we literally chose polar opposites

that's crazy

[royal ice]

i wish i could do q1 q2 q3 aswell but game only lets me choose laps from 1 to 3 💀

[hasty zealot]

@fluid magnet will agree that we do the duck track

[inland mantle]

no fr I'm changing mine to fuji

🔥

[hasty zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/697995591921172532.gif

[inland mantle]

fuji or duck speedway

[royal ice]

we also have these

also these

ignore my bugged tracks lmao

[hasty zealot]

d u c k

[reef island]

So glad this isn’t true to life

[idle river]

New track 🔥

[inland mantle]

no way they got the triangle speedway

idk the name but

[reef island]

We will challenge for the championship next year!
doesn’t challenge for the championship next year

[inland mantle]

ik the track

they run truck races there

[royal ice]

ye

i forgot its name too

[reef island]

Ponoca?

[inland mantle]

ferrari cycle

[royal ice]

YO?

[inland mantle]

FINNNNLLLAAAAANNNNDDDDDD

[hasty zealot]

new zealand mentioned :0

[serene void]

AVUS

[idle river]

Finland could finally have a grand prix

[serene void]

LETS DO AVUS GUYS

I LOVE AVUS

[inland mantle]

oml

[serene void]

is there a portuguese track

[royal ice]

ye

[serene void]

THERE IS

[hasty zealot]

duck

[serene void]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

RONALDO

for the portuguese grand prix, i would like to temporarily change my driver number to 7

[royal ice]

several

[serene void]

plzplzplz

[reef island]

Actually ponoco but I was right for once!

[royal ice]

💀

thats an american track

[serene void]

earl

[royal ice]

not german

also, pocono

[reef island]

Oh.

[reef island]

Yes

[serene void]

earl

i want to request

[royal ice]

ye

[serene void]

umm

if were gonna get portuguese gp

umm

i want to change my number to 7 only for the portuguese gp

siuuuuu

[hasty zealot]

Lausitzring

[serene void]

AVUS

[royal ice]

i dont think thats allowed in actual F1

but fine

[hasty zealot]

Im meaning I founf the traingle german track lmao

[serene void]

IS THAT

[royal ice]

norisring

[serene void]

if max can change from 33 to 1 then we can

THATS AVUS

[royal ice]

we also have ovals

[royal ice]

thats between seasons tho

[serene void]

fuck it

[inland mantle]

ngl

daytona road course

that sounds good rn

[hasty zealot]

Infinity oval

I want chaos

[royal ice]

YES

its decided

infinity oval

[inland mantle]

I vote infinity aswell not sure it matters tho

Kevin can i ask you something

since you seem to like this league quite a bit

would you be interested in joining a similar one that enjoyer, thon, and I have?

[royal ice]

ykw
im gonna stream the race
yall are welcome to join

[inland mantle]

I can give more details if you want them

[hasty zealot]

sure, that sounds fun

[serene void]

CAN I COMMENTATE PWEASE :3

[royal ice]

just hop in games vc if u wanna watch

[royal ice]

sure

[hasty zealot]

aight ill hop in

[serene void]

(its gonna sound like a child)

[inland mantle]

bet, #1124345560917356655

[serene void]

say less

[hasty zealot]

ill have a look after this test race

[inland mantle]

nw

[royal ice]

my wifi cut out for a split sec its fine now

[serene void]

i actually cant speak im in class bro 😭

its free time btw so

[inland mantle]

@reef island I'll extend the same offer to you my friend

[hasty zealot]

no sound?

[reef island]

Sure, I’ll join soon

[serene void]

its a..

ITS A POLEDORI

[inland mantle]

sounds good, upon request I'll slide both of you a dm with the server link

whenever you want

no rush

[inland mantle]

you sure bout that

[serene void]

yes.

i am confident in my driving ability

I TOLD YOU

[hasty zealot]

9th, thats alright

[serene void]

I TOLD YOU

POLEDORI

[hasty zealot]

now all hell shall break loose

[serene void]

THEY DONT KNOW ME SON.

damn, no commentary 😔

[hasty zealot]

19th

[serene void]

1ST!!!!

[hasty zealot]

??? leading🔥

[serene void]

FUCK

[hasty zealot]

washedori

[serene void]

actual chaos

[hasty zealot]

??? confused

noooo my teamate

from 2nd

I finished behind skat who dnfed

when I didnt dnf

[royal ice]

so that was...

[serene void]

SHIT

[royal ice]

one chaotic race

[serene void]

WHAT. THE. FLIP

[royal ice]

imagine

that was one chaotic race

I do not regret it

results

[inland mantle]

awh man

[reef island]

I'm happy to receive the link whenever you're available to send

Thanks btw

[reef island]

OH YEAH

NOT MID ANYMORE BABY

[hasty zealot]

oh theres a server link

I thought it was just in that forum

Same as A10 im happy to receive when you can sedn

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah jarno is alot better than piquet jr

Wait

Ima go with seb vettel

[royal ice]

kk

[pallid yarrow]

Name: DeltaAeroLines123
Abbreviation: DAL
Seat: Sebastian Vettel
Nationality: Thailand
Number: 26

As much as i want to be in toyota I can't give up seb man

[royal ice]

done

[pallid yarrow]

Alr thanks

[royal ice]

im finishing the calendar now

then we do a couple opening races maybe tonight

[pallid yarrow]

Okay

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember okbro

[fluid magnet]

yes

[fluid magnet]

bullshit bro

[serene void]

bro failed under the infinity oval

[fluid magnet]

hey atleast you failed

too

[serene void]

SHUT UP DUDE

YOU ARE A BIG BIG BIG MEANIE!

[royal ice]

it's the infinity oval

of course there's gonna be weird results

the track is a figure 8

which means

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-accident-balloons-gif-13625445

[serene void]

intersections in f1 😭

[fluid magnet]

what do u have to say bro

[serene void]

kekw

[royal ice]

calendar and lineup before 2008 begins

[serene void]

FUCK

THERE ISNT A PORTUGUESE GRAND PRIX 😭😭

[royal ice]

wait

there is tho

european gp

[serene void]

SIUUUU

i will change my number in the european gp to 7

in honor of my king.. my pookie.. and also my husband.. ronaldo

[royal ice]

european gp track

[serene void]

yeah im winning this for my king

[royal ice]

cant anymore because uhh
tricko kinda took it

but then again you finished higher in S1 wdc soo

[serene void]

i paid him to not take 7

[royal ice]

idk we'll sort it out when we get there

[royal ice]

how much

[serene void]

6 billion

TH7 goes hard

[royal ice]

real

well, it's australia time

first tho imma get some dinner

brb

back

[hasty zealot]

speed dinner

[fluid magnet]

what does skat have to say now

[fluid magnet]

@radiant ember thoughts on p17

[reef island]

It’s real trippy now that I’m in the first timezone of australia

[serene void]

hey a10

i mean bbg

[fluid magnet]

skull

[serene void]

that is way too normal for me tbh

[fluid magnet]

....

[reef island]

Perth still is evening while it’s dark here

[serene void]

hey enjoyer

i have a fun fact for you

[reef island]

Yep

[serene void]

what is good

[royal ice]

and it's not dark here

in NZ

[serene void]

and its also not dark here

i wanna move to portugal for my bbg rona- i mean for the vibes you know

[hasty zealot]

:0

you live in nz!

[royal ice]

yeah

[hasty zealot]

fellow kiwi lmao

[royal ice]

neat

north or south island?

im north

[hasty zealot]

North

Hawkes bay

[serene void]

im central

[royal ice]

kapiti coast

[hasty zealot]

how were you guys in the cyclone?

I don't really remember how bad it was over there

[reef island]

Man, am I the only aussie here

[serene void]

am i the only filipino here

[royal ice]

we didnt get hit that much, although i remember a house near my nan's got a torn off roof

[hasty zealot]

ah yep

Hawkes bay got hit really bad. Not my area but napier was terrible which is like 20k away from me

[royal ice]

damn

[hasty zealot]

napier

[royal ice]

it was really just a come and go up here, but then it lingered around palmerston north and went east

[hasty zealot]

mhm

[serene void]

idk what yall talking about but

[royal ice]

thats pretty bad, at least theres some ground around still

like around most houses

[hasty zealot]

I believ that photos is from like 2 days after it hit

[hasty zealot]

kiwiland got hit by a cyclone early last year

[royal ice]

called gabriel

i still dont know who they name them after lol

troublemakers??

[hasty zealot]

lmao

ill search it up rq

[royal ice]

wow

thats complicated for no reason but I like it lol

[royal ice]

New Season, New Challenges

The 2008 F1 season is about to get underway, with 20 of the most skilled drivers from around the globe ready to get in on the action. Ferrari are looking hopeful for a second straight constructors' title, but with McLaren and many other teams right on their tail it'll be a big challenge for drivers Tricko and Cayton to keep in the lead. Who will fail, and who will prevail? It'll take a good few races to see how the championship may shape, the first of 18 in the form of the Australian Grand Prix at the Albert Park circuit.

[fluid magnet]

ermm that's ackshually a 2007 picture

[royal ice]

exactly

2008 hasnt happened yet how can there be photos?

🤦‍♂️

[fluid magnet]

frfr wtf enjoyer

hey man

[serene void]

earl you should make a youtube channel

[serene void]

NO SWEARING DUDE

[royal ice]

i have one

[serene void]

LIKE WHAT THE FLIP!!!!!

[royal ice]

it had GP4MULA races

[serene void]

for the series itself?

[royal ice]

and some other stuff

[royal ice]

no

[serene void]

oh

you should

[royal ice]

i dont feel like recording/streaming them at this stage tho

[serene void]

and maybe get some commentators or something idk

alright

[royal ice]

Australian Grand Prix
Average lap time: 34.49
First Grand Prix: 1996
Race Laps: 21(111.36km)
Turns: 15

The Albert Park Circuit winds around a picturesque lake and is a temporary street circuit as the track is also used by the public when no races are happening. Ever since 1996 it has hosted a round near the beginning of the championship and is said by many to be great for racing, although it lacks total character compared to many other circuits.

[fluid magnet]

thondori really likes us having youtube channels

[royal ice]

Qualifying
Weather: Clear

Everyone's heading for their outlap and it seems the pack is already spreading out when ghosted!

The McLarens seem to be consistent in the turns and they aren't losing much on the straights.

Cayton claims provisional pole with a 34.37, but there's two more laps to go!

[serene void]

i want subscribers

[royal ice]

Qualifying is over, and Cayton claims the first pole position of the year!
Followed by both McLarens on the grid and then his teammate Tricko, can Ferrari outpace their closest rivals?

[hasty zealot]

p11

I'll take that

[serene void]

HAHA YES

SIUUUUUUUUUU

for my husband

cristiano ronaldo

[hasty zealot]

im gonna win from p11

[royal ice]

REAL

[idle river]

I will take p10

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: Clear, 6% chance of rain

[fluid magnet]

p3 nice

[reef island]

So the aim is for p4 or higher this year right?

[royal ice]

ill make a list of team/driver goals

Full list of UR2D2 F1 Season Goals for Teams and Drivers - 2008

Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro - 1st
- Tricko - 1st
- Cayton - 2nd
Vodafone McLaren Mercedes - 1st
- Thondori - 1st
- 1984Enjoyer - 3rd
BMW Sauber F1 Team - 3rd
- Earl Seress - 4th
- A10 - 5th
ING Renault F1 Team - 4th
- Skat - 5th
- Kevin - 9th
Panasonic Toyota Racing - 6th
- Jarno Trulli - 10th
- Timo Glock - 12th
Scuderia Toro Rosso - 7th
- Sébastien Bourdais - 15th
- DeltaAeroLines123 - 13th
Red Bull Racing - 5th
- David Coulthard - 9th
- Bingu - 11th
AT&T Williams - 9th
- Nico Rosberg - 15th
- Kazuki Nakajima - 18th
Honda Racing F1 Team - 8th
- Jenson Button - 15th
- Rubens Barrichello - 15th
Force India F1 Team - 9th
- Adrian Sutil - 19th
- Giancarlo Fischiella - 17th

@reef island

[royal ice]

Back to the race!

5 lights...

[idle river]

Glad i didnt chose force india

[royal ice]

Away we go!

[royal ice]

1st season so not much to expect there

Thondori gets a great start and passes for the lead into turn 1!

Coulthard goes off, collecting A10!

[idle river]

💔

[royal ice]

End of Lap 1 and both Coulthard and A10 are forced to pit for damage!

Thondori is steadily building a gap over Cayton!

Enjoyer's closing in!

And he makes the pass! McLaren now run 1-2 in this race...

An impressive run from Bingu looking to help rescue Red Bull's race, passing Skat for 5th!

[hasty zealot]

up to p7

[royal ice]

And he passes Tricko too!

Many cars are pitting after some contact shenanigans in the midfield!

Bingu has damage!

KEVIN IS PUSHED OFF!

BY GLOCK!!

That'll be a stop-and-go for the Toyota driver!

Kevin has to pit!

Earl Seress claims the fastest lap!

[serene void]

i stubbed my toe 😔😔

[royal ice]

Skat leads the field as Thon and Tricko battle for P2!

[hasty zealot]

glock you cock

[royal ice]

FISICHELLA IS SLOWING DOWN!!

SMOKE COMING FROM THE FORCE INDIA AND THATS A RETIREMENT!!

[hasty zealot]

what lap we on?

rip fisi

did you see what happened?

[royal ice]

8

[royal ice]

i think a driver error sent him into the wall

his tires were low on grip

[reef island]

Ah nice, thanks

[serene void]

goals for what

[royal ice]

Tricko leads by quite the margin, having lapped almost half the field by Lap 14!

[royal ice]

read my guy

[serene void]

ik but like

goals for keeping the seat or like

[royal ice]

goals for the season

if you finish too low below the goals you may get kicked from your seat

about 4 or 5 positions under, that is

[pallid yarrow]

Dam

Im p17

Toro washer

[royal ice]

THERES SMOKE COMING FROM BOURDAIS!! HES GONE OFF AND ROSBERG WENT INTO THE BACK OF HIM

[pallid yarrow]

Is this the pace before the upgrade?

[royal ice]

TR is usually faster than this but its been a bit of a chaotic Australian GP

[pallid yarrow]

Ah okay

So it was mid-late season pace all along then

[royal ice]

SKAT AND CAYTON ARE BATTLING

LAST COUPLE OF LAPS

SKAT PUSHES OFF CAYTON!!!!!!

THATLL BE A PEN

[pallid yarrow]

Rip skat

[royal ice]

AND SKAT... wins? the AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX

Final results
2 DNFs(FIS and BOU)
FL: 30.53 by A10
DOTD: SER
PEN: +5 sec SKA, S+G GLO

[radiant ember]

i win

[royal ice]

wrong

P4 because pen

[idle river]

P7 🔥

[royal ice]

UR2D2 F1 2008 Post Round 1 Driver and Constructor Standings

[radiant ember]

singapore isnt here yet bro😭

[pallid yarrow]

Alright p15

I'll take that

[radiant ember]

ahead of both mclarens

i take that

[royal ice]

lol

guys we are gonna have special one off liveries at specific events for specific teams

imma make a list

[idle river]

2005 monaco star wars

For rb

[fluid magnet]

rigged

[fluid magnet]

u chose renault

[royal ice]

why do you always say that when you dont get a podium 😭

its not rigged ffs 😭

[fluid magnet]

because...

because....

[royal ice]

because why

[fluid magnet]

i like the livery

good suggestion

[royal ice]

lifes not all about winning my guy

[fluid magnet]

because......

[royal ice]

yes

[reef island]

Holy cannoli I've got a rocketship for this season

[royal ice]

it is 3rd best car

best engine, but mediocre reliability and handling skills

still very good

[reef island]

True

[royal ice]

the first custom livery is gonna be force india in india

hand designed by me

based off the indian flag btw

what do yall think

imma make the green a bit darker tho

thats better

old livery for future reference

when i change it back

List of special liveries - UR2D2 F1 2008
India - Force India(Indian Tribute)
Spain - Renault(Throwback)
Monaco - Red Bull(Star Wars)
Monaco - Honda(Make Cars Green)
Britain - McLaren(20th Anniversary Domination)
Belgium - Williams(Belcolade)
Italy - Ferrari(Hawthorn Tribute)
Japan - Toyota(Home Special)
China - Renault(Sichuan Earthquake)
Brazil - Red Bull(Coulthard)
Brazil - Sauber(Finale)

[radiant ember]

behind thon aswell😂

[fluid magnet]

maybe stop pushing people off and u will get a win

[royal ice]

yeah skat

[radiant ember]

maybe dont choose kovalainen and u will get a win

[fluid magnet]

maybe don't finish p17 in an oval and maybe u will get a win

[radiant ember]

maybe dont choose kovalainen and u will get a win

[royal ice]

maybe dont choose crashgate subject and u wont get sketchy comments

[fluid magnet]

bro keeps spamming the same things

crazy

[royal ice]

maybe dont repeat the same thing twice like a robot if u wanna win

[radiant ember]

"u chose renault"🤓

[fluid magnet]

force india renault

gp4

[radiant ember]

red bull judd

gp4

[royal ice]

https://tenor.com/view/gp2-alonso-f1-gif-21534584

skat in 2014

the toro rosso is delta

[radiant ember]

thats ellie

mclaren

[royal ice]

this aint gp4 mf 😭

[fluid magnet]

skat when he builds a Birmingham car

[radiant ember]

better than a sudan car

[royal ice]

BIRMINGHAM CAR 🔥

[fluid magnet]

nah

[fluid magnet]

he will be using the best formula 4 renault engine

[fluid magnet]

even judd is better

[royal ice]

BIRMINGHAM CAR 🔥

[fluid magnet]

real

[royal ice]

@radiant ember meet your new best friend

[radiant ember]

new zealand car

[fluid magnet]

still will perform better

[royal ice]

a lamb can outrun ur gp2 engine 🔥

[radiant ember]

u got p6 on a fucking mclaren

[royal ice]

u got p17 on a fucking renault

not even dnf

and finish behind someone who did

(the oval race)

[radiant ember]

what the fuck is oval race

[royal ice]

.

[royal ice]

what the fuck is kilometre

[radiant ember]

im not the other dumbass renault driver

[royal ice]

dont call kevin dumbass

bros gonna get sacked for teammate argument

[radiant ember]

he is nelson piquet jr

he is gonna get sacked

[fluid magnet]

i will swap skat's mercedes engine with renault in gp4

he won't even notice

also power unit and all that

[radiant ember]

i wont notice

[fluid magnet]

because i will be bringing new car 😁

[radiant ember]

lolol

[royal ice]

guys do yall want me to do india now

[radiant ember]

do singapore.

[fluid magnet]

no

cancel singapore

do india

[royal ice]

i cant skip to singapore

so india it is

[reef island]

Nice

Excited for my first podium provided dc doesn’t punt me off again

[radiant ember]

excited for a good race where no penalty

[pallid yarrow]

Im excited to score some point

[radiant ember]

same

[hasty zealot]

excited to not score point

[pallid yarrow]

Seb vettel pls don't fuck this race

Yeah i think i make a good choice not going for nelson piquet jr lol

As much as i want to drive Renault piquet jr is suck

So seb and tr it is

Atleast tr in 2008 was good

[royal ice]

Force India reveals one-off Indian Tribute livery

Vijay Mallya and both Force India drivers presented a livery based off of the Indian Flag to be used in the Indian Grand Prix weekend to pay tribute to the team's first outing on home soil. Named the "Indian Tribute", it will certainly be a vibrantly different car on the track.

[fluid magnet]

ok

[pallid yarrow]

When India race

[royal ice]

Indian Grand Prix
Average lap time: 34.61
First Grand Prix: 2007
Race Laps: 21(107.62km)
Turns: 16

Situated in northern India, the second-newest track on the calendar bar debuting street circuit Marina Bay, the Buddh International Circuit enjoyed a great race last year and is looking forward to more action as the F1 circus heads gradually towards Europe, its continental home.

Qualifying
Weather: Cloudy

A shocking performance from Rubens Barrichello, showing pace in the midfielding Honda and claiming 4th on the grid!
Thondori sits on pole position, whilst the specially made Force Indias do look beautiful but they don't seem to be walking the walk.

[pallid yarrow]

Alr p14

I guess not too bad

[royal ice]

We're off!

Thondori's attempting to build a big gap here!

[pallid yarrow]

Dam p12

Good start

[royal ice]

It's a McLaren 1-3 currently, tainted only by the Ferrari of Tricko!

[pallid yarrow]

How am i doing rn?

[royal ice]

P13

you're about to pit I think, considering your softs

[pallid yarrow]

Okay

Not too bad tbh

[royal ice]

you rejoin in P17 behind your teammate

Thon's already lapped Sutil!

[weary widget]

R any seats left?

[pallid yarrow]

Ye

There is some seat left

[pallid yarrow]

Okay cool

Everyone in front gonna pit anyway

[serene void]

PORTUGAL

[pallid yarrow]

I recommend join toyota

Best team available rn

[royal ice]

yes

want the template?

here it is

[weary widget]

Yeah u sure?

I was thinking bout coulthard

[pallid yarrow]

Uhhhhh

Coulthard in 2008 was not really good

Keep in mind that if you select that driver you will get that driver stat too

[royal ice]

he was off prime but if you want him you can have him

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

[weary widget]

Alr tell me who I gotta choose

[pallid yarrow]

Jarno truli

Best choice available

[weary widget]

Alr jarno trillion it is

[royal ice]

seats list

[weary widget]

Name: LAXX
Driver: Jarno Trulli
Abbreviation: LAX
Nationality: UAE
Number: 6

[royal ice]

use the full template

Name:
Abbreviation:
Seat:
Nationality:
Number:

ight ur good

[pallid yarrow]

Btw

How's race goin

[royal ice]

lap 19/21

[pallid yarrow]

Where me?

[royal ice]

thon leads from seress and tricko, ur in p11

[pallid yarrow]

Oh dam

[royal ice]

fighting for p10 rn

[pallid yarrow]

Oh nice

[royal ice]

with kevin

[pallid yarrow]

Come on Sebastian

[royal ice]

im watching

[pallid yarrow]

Sebastian please do the magic

[royal ice]

KEVIN PUSHES DELTA WIDE

FUCK

[pallid yarrow]

💀💀💀

KEV

WHY

[royal ice]

kevin tryna crashgate 💀

[pallid yarrow]

real 💀

Did he get pen?

[royal ice]

ur in p13 but kevins gonna get hit for that

with a 10 sec pen

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

Rip kev

[royal ice]

final lap now

[weary widget]

When will we have the next race?

[royal ice]

Final results
1 DNF(NAK)
FL: 31.03 by A10(again?!)
DOTD: BAR
PEN: +10 sec KEV

[serene void]

LET ME GRIDDY

[royal ice]

soon

like

in about 20 mins maybe

[pallid yarrow]

Man if I didn't get gone wide by kev i would've been in top 10

[radiant ember]

1 point🗣

[weary widget]

Oooh excited

[royal ice]

2023 pts system with pole point tho so u get 4

[radiant ember]

Oh yes

[royal ice]

oh one thing
you cant use number 6, because someone already registered it and by the number laws he has the right
number laws:

• WDC order from previous season can override lower placements for numbers
• Only previous champion can use no. 1
• If you register after the season starts anyone else's number is blocked off(except the AI ones)this is the one you breach
• If youre new to the league and signup before the season starts its first in first served

[pallid yarrow]

Also i didn't realise that everyone except p20 get point lmao

[royal ice]

no, thats the game counting points

[pallid yarrow]

Oh

Yeah

[royal ice]

we use the default 2023 system for counting, with a pole point

[serene void]

thondori pre-race fits are the coldest in history

[pallid yarrow]

Oh okay

[weary widget]

Can u tell me what’s taken

So that I can choose another one

[royal ice]

44, 5, 6, 26, 14, 7, 13, 29, 32, 88 are all taken

[weary widget]

33

[royal ice]

ight done

[serene void]

WORLD CHAMPIONDORI

[radiant ember]

Earl, show standing or no lamb

[royal ice]

😢

[serene void]

today i will kiss cristiano ronaldo

[royal ice]

im inputting the results to FGC currently

[royal ice]

you should become your PFP

[serene void]

yes thats me

[reef island]

I’m making some stellar recovery drives as of late

[royal ice]

yeah

[reef island]

The day somebody doesn’t punt me off track at the start is the day I win

[royal ice]

lol

[radiant ember]

Im starting to love renault now😁

[reef island]

Is this anime girl based off anybody in particular?

[serene void]

TODAY I WILL MESS UP THE RENAULT ENGINE

...its not what you think it is

[reef island]

No need, they do that themselves

[serene void]

no

[weary widget]

I hope Toyota doesn’t disappoint me 💀

[reef island]

Who needs performance when you have love

[weary widget]

Facts

[royal ice]

it may, or may not, but it's your first season so you can progress up the ranks as people get sacked from their teams

[serene void]

im extra motivated due to the european grand prix

i think you guys know why

[royal ice]

bro cannot wait

[royal ice]

we all do 🙄

[serene void]

its my husband's home grand prix

FUCK

[weary widget]

Wait how do people get sacked?

[serene void]

I COULDNT RESIST

[reef island]

Why don’t you and ronaldo kiss already

[serene void]

we already did

[reef island]

By sucking

[serene void]

by what

[weary widget]

So I get to change my driver from trulli to someone else then?

[royal ice]

if they fail poorly to try and meet the season goal for the seat, theyll get sacked and either go to a lower team, take a break, or leave entirely

[royal ice]

no, you'll still have the trulli base driver, you just gradually improve over your career

[serene void]

how am i doing so far in the wdc standings

[weary widget]

Ah ok

[reef island]

Us at bmw must be a solid third, as the cars stats might suggest lol

[royal ice]

these are all the goals for the teams/drivers this season

[serene void]

i need to be a world champion

[pallid yarrow]

Bmw is definitely 3-4 guaranteed

[serene void]

thats my dream

[pallid yarrow]

Us? Idk

Maybe 6-7 at best

[reef island]

Double podium, none of which are mine, yet

[royal ice]

still 16 races to go, plenty of action to come

[pallid yarrow]

Yeah

I really doubt we can get to top 5

[weary widget]

So I shud get p10 or higher this season?

If not then relegation

[serene void]

Thondori interview

Interviewer: "Alright Thon, impressive start to the season, how do you feel so far about the season?"
Thon: "Pretty good, I hope I get to win the championship"
Interviewer: "It seems like though, you want to win it for something else"
Thon: "Yes, for Ronaldo"

[pallid yarrow]

Can i use this as interview template?

[serene void]

go ahead

[pallid yarrow]

Alr thanks

[royal ice]

p10 is your goal, missing it by a bit doesnt hurt your seat chances much, but if you say finish p14 or lower thats a bit of trouble

[weary widget]

Wow

This is actually exciting lmao

Thank u for accepting me @royal ice

[pallid yarrow]

DeltaAeroLines123 interview

Interviewer: "Alright Delta, not too bad start to the season considering the car you have, how do you feel so far about the season?"
Delta: "Honestly It wasn't too bad i think we can do better if everything came on our side, the car we have right now could definitely fight for points so yeah im excited for next and more races to come "
Interviewer: "Alright im glad to hear that, your car definitely isn't the best car in the grid but I'm sure you can bring it to score some point here and there, goodluck with the next races"
Delta: "Alright thanks alot"

[serene void]

my interviews/radio cant be normal

[pallid yarrow]

Wdym

[serene void]

Thondori radio after race

Engineer: "Congrats on the win Thon, bring the championship ho-
Thon: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD WHAT THE FLIP IVE MADE A MESS"
Engineer: "OH MY FUCKING DAYS BRO"

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

[weary widget]

Wait where’s my flag 😢

[royal ice]

sorry, added it now

[weary widget]

Ah it’s ok

[weary widget]

So now Bahrain isn’t it

[royal ice]

yes

[serene void]

its portugal actually

(im delusional)

[pallid yarrow]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuu

[royal ice]

sadly I have to go, its like midnight and my brain feels a bit funny so imma go sleep

I will do bahrain, spain and probably turkey tomorrow

[pallid yarrow]

Ah okay

[royal ice]

uuuuuuuuuuuuiS

gn

[weary widget]

Gn

[fluid magnet]

hi

[serene void]

dont scroll up

[hasty zealot]

LFG I got a point

[royal ice]

we boutta hit bahrain 🔥

also this ones a daytime race

[serene void]

cursed

bahrain in the morning

[royal ice]

2008 bahrain was a daytime race

[royal ice]

Bahraini Grand Prix
Average lap time: 35.58
First Grand Prix: 2004
Race Laps: 22(119.06km)
Turns: 16

Located in the Sakhir desert hills, the Bahrain International Circuit has hosted F1 races annually since 2004 and is a favorite to the drivers for its easy-to-overtake and balanced structure with several elevation changes and wide running areas. The heat of the Middle East certainly presents the biggest challenge of all here in Bahrain.

Qualifying
Weather: Clear, high temperature

[radiant ember]

This is cazry

[royal ice]

Lap 1/3

[inland mantle]

pee one

[royal ice]

Lap 2/3

[inland mantle]

pee three

[serene void]

p1

WILL BE MINE

[inland mantle]

pee won?

[radiant ember]

Pee umm

[royal ice]

Final Qualifying Results
Tricko takes the first pole position of his career, followed by Coulthard showing old form and Thondori in P3. The real highlight is LAXX's debut, starting from 4th on the grid.

[radiant ember]

Oh nice

[royal ice]

(yes i know its not the first of ur career tricko this is alternate universe tho)

[radiant ember]

Pee ate

[royal ice]

Race
Weather: Clear, high temperature

5 lights!

They're out, and away the cars go!

BUTTON GOES OFF!

[serene void]

FUCK

[royal ice]

Current FLs

(as of Lap 11)

BINGU IS LOSING POWER

[inland mantle]

w rizz

[inland mantle]

wicko

[royal ice]

yet to pit tho

[inland mantle]

nah ik

lol

[royal ice]

staying out another lap damn

[inland mantle]

I'm just good like that

its not a Ferrari strategy blunder

why are my tires poo brown

[serene void]

im coming for you buddy

[inland mantle]

you are not coming for me

late soft stint gonna go hard

[royal ice]

*medium

[inland mantle]

they fucked my strategy

[inland mantle]

ha

BIN in the BIN

L bingu

[royal ice]

💀

[inland mantle]

how am i sitting rn

[royal ice]

race over

[serene void]

i wanted to say something but i fear it would be too far

[royal ice]

sauber has 3 fastest laps 💀

[serene void]

earl is in sauber in gp4 and ur2d2

[radiant ember]

P5

[serene void]

also earl i actually got approval now from tricko to wear number 7 in the european grand prix

[royal ice]

thats part of the reason i chose bmw sauber

[serene void]

my favorite gp tbh

[royal ice]

@inland mantle is this true

[serene void]

I LOVE THE EUROPEAN GP

I CANT WAIT

[royal ice]

bro is gonna marry the european gp aswell as ronaldo at the same time

[serene void]

im gonna be extra motivated in the european gp

[royal ice]

ok

[serene void]

ima win the european gp

as long as its in portugal

[royal ice]

Breaking: European GP moves to Imola

[serene void]

FUCK

[royal ice]

im kidding

[radiant ember]

European gp moves to miami

[royal ice]

real

leaked image of thon at european gp

[serene void]

sorry, it was due to me thinking too much about my honey boo boo bear

[inland mantle]

yes

imma be 77 for 1 race

[serene void]

the european grand prix

[inland mantle]

YES BOOYSSSSS COME ON! WE DID IT, P1!!!

[serene void]

t: im thinking about him bro.. hes so hot
e: THON. ENOUGH.
t: OHHHHHHH MY GOD I MADE A MESS AGAIN
e: STOP

[inland mantle]

..

wait

imma be p1 in the standings

I think

[serene void]

bro just realized

[royal ice]

bottas⁉️

[inland mantle]

ig

[pallid yarrow]

Yay im p10

[royal ice]

...

UR2D2 F1 2008

i finally remembered to change the post name LMAO

Official UR2D2 F1 2008 Driver and Constructor Standings after Round 3 - Bahraini Grand Prix

Tricko leads the Drivers' Championship with his recent win, being the only driver to have a podium at every race so far. LAXX jumps up the field quite far with P4, also boosting Toyota past Honda in the constructors' championship, which is leaded by Ferrari, with McLaren tailing some distance off, although there's still 15 more rounds to run.

[radiant ember]

I love renaulr

[pallid yarrow]

Should have join Renault or Toyota smh

Atleast im driving as seb vettel tho

[weary widget]

P4 ON DEBUT!!!
Vamooosss

[pallid yarrow]

How

[royal ice]

say "get gud" to the AI

idk

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

Seb vettel is undercooking i guess

That why im slow

[royal ice]

UR2D2 AI is actually really easy to beat when u urself are playing

this is me qualifying against 100 difficulty AI

[pallid yarrow]

Alr u know what ima hack into ur game and play as seb and win every single race

[royal ice]

lmfao

[pallid yarrow]

Lmao

[royal ice]

I mean

online does exist

[pallid yarrow]

Oh nice