let tricko end it off
#Create a Race (F1 Commentary)
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It'd be funny
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do not make them crash-
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LANDO NORRIS IS GOING SLOW IS HE HAVING A ISSUE HE IS LOOSING 2 TENTHS CORNER BY CORNER
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wtf 😬
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Down the inside the Dane goes, fighting for traction on the exit!
They're side by side through the entire sector!
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Down the inside the Dane goes, fighting for traction on the exit!
YES HE IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH HULKENBERG NOW
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IS HULKENBERG AND MAGNUSSEN GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT AND TAKE THAT PODIUM AWAY FROM NORRIS
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As he gets ahead by turn 7!
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INTO SECTOR 3
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TO TURN 15 WE GO, NORRIS IS SLOW
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NORRIS IS REALLY SLOW HULKENBERG AND MAGNUSSEN GOES THROUGH
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Norris might have a puncture!
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DOWN THE INSIDE GOES KEVIN MAGNUSSEN
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HE CANT MAKE THE MOVE STICK
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HE PUSHES NORRIS ONTO THE RUNOFF
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LAST CORNER NOW
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KEVIN MAGNUSSEN GETS THE SPOT INTO 2ND
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HULKENBERG P2!
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BUT HULKENBERG GETS IT
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NORRIS P4 BACKWARDS ACROSS THE LINE
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Great battle from the Haas cars!
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AND MAGNUSSEN TAKES P3 IT WAS A PHOTO FINISH!! WE NEED TO SEE IT
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ALONSO
HULKENBERG
MAGNUSSEN
NORRIS
📻 - WHAT THE FOCK LETS FOCKING GO
BRILLIANT DRIVE!
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AS WE COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT FERNANDO ALONSO WINS THE GERMAN GRAND PRIX!!!!!
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📻 You can fock smash my door all you want
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- Alonso
- Hulkenberg
- Magnussen
What a amazing special edition Grand Prix!
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📻 - Let's go! P1 baby, wahoo
untold zinc
📻 - Now we look like a bunch of focking rockstars eh?
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Brilliant drive by Alonso, holding it together with all his experience!
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<:Haas:1069985123849748610> 📻 You can fock smash my door all you want
📻 ILL BE FOCK SMASHING THOSE WOMEN TONIGHT WOOHOO BAYYYBYYY
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RACE - FINISHED , FINALS RESULTS
P1 Alonso
P2 Hulkenberg
P3 Magnussen
P4 Norris 
P5 Bottas 
P6 De Vries 
P7 Zhou 
P8 Piastri 
P9 Albon 
P10Sargeant 
P11 Russell 
P12 Hamilton 
DNF
P13 Gasly
P14 Sainz
P15 Tsunoda
P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll
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broadcast cuts out and glitches as we snap back to the 2023 f1 season
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|| 📻 oh wait I have a wife ||
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📻 - I'm done.
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||and a daughter||
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<:MAG20:1081253123873583144> 📻 <:Haas:1069985123849748610> ILL BE FOCK SMASHING...
||*I CAN FOCK THE WHOLE PADDOCK NOW BABYY, the man himself said it||
untold zinc
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*broadcast cuts out and glitches as we snap back to the 2023 f1 season*
Behind them, Hamilton heavy on the brakes as he moves up into p10
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Behind them, Hamilton heavy on the brakes as he moves up into p10
This was the last thing that happened
Bottas ahead of Alonso then Russell then Piastri
untold zinc
||yea i am out yall continue peace||
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(Cya)
To turn 8 we go, and Alonso sends it down the inside! The two bang tires as bottas goes wide!
Russell tries to sneak down the inside and ITS 3 WIDE TO TURN 9!
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Belgian GP 🇧🇪
1 Bottas
2 Alonso
3 Piastri
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The wall is approaching as it is Russell trying to stick it around the outside of bottas and alonso!
Will they keep it clean?
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It seems Oscar Piastri is also there! Just behind them he sneaks it past Russell as he goes onto the kerb!
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4 wide and BOTTAS HAS SPUN IT ON THE INSIDE!
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Alonso
Russell
Piastri
As bottas tries but it won't move!
Virtual safety car on lap 2!
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1 Alonso
2 Russell
3 Piastri
||(I don’t have the VSC sticker so act like it says VSC)||
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(Is there no vsc one)
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(there isn’t)
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||(I don’t have the VSC sticker so act like it says VSC)||
(Why is it named red flag)
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Anyway
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1.Alonso
2.Russell
3.Piastri
4.Perez
5.sainz
6.gasly
7.leclerc
8.Norris
9. Hamilton
10.Sargeant
11.Tsunoda
12.stroll
13.ocon
14.Zhou
15.hulkenberg
16.Albon
17. De vries
18.verstappen
19.Magnussen
DNFs:
20. Bottas
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“That’s the first DNF today!”
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||also aint someone making the championship standings?? (both of them)||
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I am
It's just tough cause I gotta redo it all
Forgot to account for sprint races
And I record them race by race so I gotta update each race file
Gimme a bit
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It looks like we will be going green again just in a second!
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I hate math
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Down to turn 1, Russell has a little look!
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GREEN FLAG AS VERSTAPPEN AND MAGNUSSEN DOWN BEHIND BOTH OVERTAKE A BUNCH OF CARS PUTTING THEM P16-P15
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ALONSO AND RUSSELL SIDE BY SIDE GOING INTO EAU ROUGE
RUSSELL ON THE INSIDE, INCHES BETWEEN THEM
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THATS ALONSO GOING WIDE
HE MANAGES TO GET IT BACK ON TRACK BUT RUSSELL TOOK THE LEAD
- Russell
- Alonso
- Sainz
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SAINZ HAS A CHANCE TO ATTACK ALONSO NOW ON THE KEMMEL STRAIGHT
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We can see Sainz overtook Piastri who had a pretty bad start!
OH THATS CLOSE RACING!
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AROUND THE OUTSIDE, GAINING AND GAINING
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CAN ALONSO HOLD IT OFF
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RUSSELL COVERS THEM BOTH OFF BUT HERE COMES OSCAR PIASTRI
HES NECK AND NECK WITH FERNANDO ALONSO
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OH OSCAR PIASTRI VERY WIDE THERE BUT SWITCHBACKS ALONSO INTO THE BUSSTOP SECTION!
OSCAR PIASTRI GOES INTO THIRD
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It looks like the Mclaren of Piastri on those Softs is falling behind from Second!
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Alonso sends it down the inside!
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📻 “Yeah we need to box come next lap the softs are finished after the battle with Sainz and Alonso.”
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(On lap 3?)
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oh-
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wait yes
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🗿
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Yeah
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It looks like Max Verstappen has made his way up to 11th!
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It looks like Max Verstappen has made his way up to 11th!
omg srsly? damn
thts crazy omg
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“As we pan over to Magnussen overtaking Zhou for 13th, great action here!”
📻 “Yes Boys! We can get good points today if we continue!”
📻 “Okay Kevin, we need to focus now to catch 12th.”
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📻 - We need to pickup the pace , push push
📻 - yea ok
1.Alonso -
2.Perez - 
3.Russell -
4.Sainz -
5.Gasly - 
6.Norris -
7.Leclerc -
8.Sargeant -
9.Verstappen -
10.Tsunoda -
11.Hamilton -
12.Stroll -
13.Magnussen -
14.Zhou -
15.Ocon -
16.Albon -
17.Piastri -
18Hulkenberg -
19.De vries -
DNF -
Bottas -
Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest Tyre: Dry
Flag: 
Lap: 8
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“We can see Magnussen tries the outside of Stroll here!”
But Stroll takes the kerb a bit too hardly and he loses the back end!
Stroll tumbles down to P18!
📻 “WHAT THE FUCK MAN THE CAR IS SO BAD AT TAKING THESE APEXES IT ALWAYS SPINS!”
📻 “Yeah golden boy we are checking”
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📻 : Push hard, push, push. Stroll made a mistake.
📻 : I AM!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Further up the track, we see Russell trying to make a move on Perez, with pressure from Sainz behind. INTO TURN 1 RUSSELL DIVES PEREZ AND HE TAKES SECOND!!! BUT HE RUNS WIDE!!! PEREZ BACK UP TO SECOND AND SAINZ IS WHEEL-TO-WHEEL WITH RUSSELL!!! AND THEY MAKE CONTACT!! RUSSELL INTO THE BARRIER AND THE FRONT WING OF SAINZ IS OFF!
||pretend this is vsc, the other safety car one can be for full safety car||
FIA: Incedent between cars 55 (SAI) and 63 (RUS) is under investigation.
1.Alonso -
2.Perez -
3.Gasly -
4Sainz - 
5.Norris -
6.Leclerc -
7.Verstappen -
8.Sargeant -
9.Tsunoda -
10.Hamilton -
11.Magnussen -
12.Zhou -
13.Ocon -
14.Albon -
15.Piastri -
16.Hulkenberg -
17. Stroll -
18.De vries -
DNF -
19. Russel -
20. Bottas -
Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest Tyre: Dry
Flag: 
Lap: 9
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Battle for 1st:
- Alonso Leader
- Perez
+0.270 - Gasly
+0.928 - Sainz +0.418 (
+10 Seconds) - Norris +0.371
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Lap 20:
Alonso
Perez
Norris
Gasly
Sainz
Leclerc
Hamilton
Verstappen
Sargeant
Magnussen
Tsunoda
Zhou
Piastri
Ocon
Albon
Stroll
Hulkenberg
De vries
Russell
Bottas
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📻 : Box box. We'll put you on hards and serve out your penalty.
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📻: “🎶there was something in my line of sight, the sun was bright.🎶”
📻: “BOX BOX, NOT SING, PIT CONFIRM PLEASE”
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📻 “smooth operator, smoooth operator”
📻 “we are checking”
📻 “we are not smooth operator’ing Carlos we are P16”
📻 “nonono, we can talk about this man! It is so unfair man wait until after the race we can speak with the stewards!”
📡 
“CARLOS SAINZ WHINING - INCIDENT UNDER INVESTIGATION”
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Race Control: Black flag for 55 (SAI) - Whining about the stewards || joke btw||
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📻 ; Come into the pits immediately. You've been black flagged. 🏴
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Wtf 😭
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<:ferrari:361787679324635136> 📻 <:SAI55:1081253139698700410> ; Come into the pi...
damn
thts crazy
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untold zinc
CARLOS SAINZ HAS BEEN BLACK FLAGGED FOR WHINING ABOUT THE STEWARDS THATS A SERIOUS CRIME HE MIGHT GET PENALTY POINTS IN HIS LISCENCE || ||
drowsy frost
CARLOS SAINZ HAS BEEN BLACK FLAGGED FOR WHINING ABOUT THE STEWARDS THATS A SERIO...
omg u serious? damn
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📻 - That was not a smooth operation
VSC HAS ENDED AND WE ARE BACK TO RACING
PEREZ IS RIGHT BEHIND ALONSO HE HAS DRS HE MAKES A LATE LUNGE DOWN THE INSIDE AND TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE
BUT ITS NOT OVER YET ALONSO IS RIGHT BEHIND PEREZ AND NOW THEY ARE SIDE BY SIDE INTO EAU ROUGE AND THEY ARE STILL SIDE BY SIDE AND PEREZ LOCKS UP AND FERNANDO DOES THE OLD SWITCHEROO AND TAKES BACK THE LEAD OF THE RACE
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BUT ITS NOT OVER YET ALONSO IS RIGHT BEHIND PEREZ AND NOW THEY ARE SIDE BY SIDE ...
wow its not over yet? damn i thought it did
damn crazy
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As we see sargeant overtaking verstappen
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verstappen not in form in the gp
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SARGEANT AND HAMILTON SIDE BY SIDE INTO POUHON
Sargeant on the outside, surely he's not gonna hang it round
HES GONNA TRY, SARGEANT, ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF POUHON....AND HE'S AHEAD, OUTRAGEOUS OVERTAKE FROM THE AMERICAN
Sargeant moves to the outside for T12, Hamilton however is on the inside
Turn 12 is not a conventional place for an overtake BUT HE DIVES, HAMILTON DIVES INTO THE CORNER
BUT HE LOCKS UP AND TAGS SARGEANT, SARGEANT'S SPINNING OFF THE ROAD AND HITS THE BARRIER
📡 'Man what the f--- was that'
UNDER INVESTIGATION - CAR 44 (HAM) CAUSING A COLLISION
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Race Control: 10 second time penalty for 44 (HAM) - For causing a collision
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Race Control: The 10 second time penalty for car 44 (HAM) can not be served in the pits.
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📻: “THIS RACE EXHALE IS BEING MANIPULATED MAN! ITS BEEN MANIPULATED!”
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Meanwhile, Perez is tucked up behind Alonso heading into the Bus Stop chicane, PEREZ PULLS OUT TO THE INSIDE, ITS A LATE MOVE BUT ALONSO STAYS AHEAD
Brundle: but of course Alonso has now compromised his exit out of the chicane, Perez gets the better traction and pulls past Fernando
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Hulkenberg is on fire now he has overtaken 4 cars in the span of 2 laps amazing stuff all the way to P13
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Oh no!
His Haas took that too literally, and he's pulling over with the back of the car on fire
That's going to be a full safety car 
Hulkenberg climbs out of the car
untold zinc
thats a huge fire thats a full course safety car
all the cars are bunched up now
Race Control: 5 second time penalty for car 31 (OCO) - Incorrect starting grid position
ESTEBAN OCON HAS GOT A 5 SECOND PENALTY!!!
FOR INCORRECT STARTING GRID POSITION AND IT TOOK THEM 23 LAPS TO SAY THAT??? THATS RIDICULOUS!!!
📻 
- So esetban, We have a 5 second time penalty...
📻 - For what???
📻 - For incorrect starting grid positon
📻 - OH FOR F**KS SAKE!!
Magnussen is pitting??? oh he is retiring!!!
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ITS GREEN FLAG AND WE ARE BACK TO GREEN FLAG RACING
ZHOU AND TSUNODA GETS A JUMP ON VERSTAPPEN!! VERSTAPPEN APPEARS TO BE REALLY OUT OF PACE HERE IN SPA
NORRIS AND GASLY GETS PAST PEREZ RIGHT BEFORE EAU ROUGE
NORRIS AND GASLY ARE SIDE BY SIDE IN EAU ROUGE
BUT NORRIS GETS THROUGH!!!
The red bulls are really off the pace here in belgium
albon gets past piastri!!
1.Alonso
2.Norris
3.Gasly
4.Perez
5.Leclerc
6.Hamilton
7.Tsunoda
8.Zhou
9.Verstappen
10.Albon
11.Piastri
12.Ocon 5 second penalty
13.Stroll
14.De vries
DNF:
Sainz
Russell
Bottas
Magnussen
Hulkenberg
Sargeant
Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest Tyre: Drys
Flag:
Lap: 26
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Yellow flag in sector 3! Who’s gone off?
OH NO
FERNANDO ALONSO HAS SPUN AROUND INTO THE BARRIER
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Alonso manages to keep going, but he's all the way down in 14th and he's gonna have A LOT of work to do
Lap 27 and the safety car pulls into the pits
Norris gets an excellent restart, and is already 7 tenths up on Gasly
Gasly with a terrible restart, and Perez is already right on his tail, but holds off into T1
Norris leads, AND PEREZ GETS IN FRONT OF GASLY INTO EAU ROUGE
Verstappen has pitted, and it looks like an issue for the reigning world champion
He's retiring
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Zhou overtakes Tsunoda in Kemmel Straight
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He's retiring
omg after verstappen retires , goatifi came and fix the car.
NOW HE IS IN THE RACE
GOATIFI THE GOAT
IS NOW RACING
HE JUST OVERTOOK 10 PEEPS ONLY IN 1 CORNER
GOATIFI USING 50 PERCENT OF HIS ABILITY
HE NOW SETS THE FASTEST LAP , HE FINISHED THE LAP IN JUST 30 SECONDS
PEREZ TRYING TO ESCAPE HIM
BUT GAOTIFI JUST DID A 360 AND PUSHED PEREZ IN GRAVEL
NOW GOATIFI IS RULING THE RACE
WAIT
MAZESPIN JUST YEETED MAGNESSUN OUT OF THE CAR AND HE JUMPED INTO THE HAAS
HE ALSO FLYING THROUGH THE POSITIONS
AND NOW
BOTH THE GOATIFI AND MAZESPIN FIGHTING HARD
BUT GOATIFI DENFEDING IT HARD
LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW
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another yellow in sector 3
it looks like latifi is slowing
could see another safety car
and alonso smashes into the back of latifi
RED FLAG
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No
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Perez is trying to overtake Alonso
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And into the no name corner it's side-by-side between Perez and Alonso! As they pull into malmedy Perez maintains the inside line and makes the move in Bruxelles! That's Perez onto the podium of the 2023 Belgian Grand Prix!
With 15 laps to go, Fernando Alonso is coming into the pit lane! He's putting on a fresh pair of soft tyres! He's into P12 with 14 laps to make up as much time as possible! He has a 40 second time gap between him and Perez running on 20 lap old hards!
Meanwhile, Perez is making ground fast and is already within 3 tenths of a second of Gasly! He's looking like he might win this Grand Prix here at Spa!
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Is this going to be a strategy masterclass or a disasterclass for aston martin to put fernando in softs??
As we see albon and verstappen side by side in the straight!!!
is albon going to overtake verstappen???
verstappen goes deep!!! albon does the switchback and overtakes verstappen!!!
As we see stroll and de vries right behind ocon looking for a perfect time to overtake
as we know ocon has a 5 second penalty unless ocon can bridge a 5 second gap from stroll he can keep the place but i highly doubt it
Alonso is already in p9 ahead of albon!! Great progress
Zhou and tsunoda has been fighting soo much that alonso is right behind them is he going to overtake them both???
ZHOU AND TSUNODA ARE SIDE BY SIDE EAU ROUGE ALONSO RIGHT BEHIND THEM , BUT HERE COMES FERNANDO ALONSO HE IS NECK AND NECK WITH TSUNODA AND ZHOU AT THE END OF THE STRAIGHT HE OVERTAKES BOTH OF THEM!!!!
LOOK AT THE PACE DIFFERENCE IN THE SOFTS!!!
Fernando right behind hamilton right now!!!
ITS A LATE LUNGE FROM FERNANDO IS HE GOING TO MAKE THE MOVE STICK YES HE IS GOING TO HE OVERTAKEN HAMILTON!!!
as we see piastri overtaking verstappen
1.Norris
2.Gasly
3.Perez
4.Leclerc
5.Alonso
6.Hamilton
7.Tsunoda
8.Zhou
9.Albon
10.Piastri
11. Verstappen
12.Ocon 5 second penalty
13.Stroll
14.De vries
DNF:
Sainz
Russell
Bottas
Magnussen
Hulkenberg
Sargeant
Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest Tyre: Drys
Flag:
Lap: 35
9 laps to go
fernando is in the heels of leclerc he goes round the outside for a beautiful overtake!!
upto 4th
Its a 3 way fight now for 2nd between gasly , perez and alonso
and norris is 7 seconds ahead of them
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As we see albon and verstappen side by side in the straight!!!
||Verstappen had retired but ok||
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1.Norris <:McLaren:805836499647725588>
2.Gasly <:Alpine:794564025965871144>
3....
||go from here ig||
📡 So rain expected imminently
📡 I think we gamble now
And sure enough, the rain did fall imminently!
This is worked a treat for Alex Albon, as the rain falls heavier and heavier
AND THAT'S GASLY OFF THE ROAD
it looks like he's been into the barriers somewhere, by the state of that rear wing
AND LECLERC'S SPUN AS WELL
and now we can see everyone but Albon diving into the pits for a set of Full Wets
and that has gifted Alex Albon the race lead
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This has worked amazing for albon
alonso's pit to softs has worked really bad because of this rain
the order has changed drastically
albon leads then norris then hamilton then perez then leclerc then alonso
HAMILTON HAS SPUN WHILE TRYING TO CATCH THE SAFETY CAR!!
HE IS BEACHED!!!!
HAMILTON IS OUT OF THE RACE!!! HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO GET A PODIUM THIS SEASON BUT HE HAS BINNED IT INTO THE GRAVEL TRAP
1.Albon
2.Norris
3.Leclerc
4.Alonso
5. Perez
6.Hamilton
7.Tsunoda
8.Zhou
9.Piastri
10.Ocon 15 second penalty
11.Stroll
12.De vries
13. Verstappen
DNF:
Sainz
Russell
Bottas
Magnussen
Hulkenberg
Sargeant
Hamilton
Conditions:
Weather: Heavy rain
Fastest Tyre: Full Wets
Flag: 
Lap: 38
**Race Control: 10 second time penalty for car 31 (OCO) - Serving the penalty incorrectly **
OH NO NOT AGAIN FOR OCON
📻 - So uhm Esteban we have got 10 second time penalty for serving the penalty incorrectly, really sorry!
📻 - ARE U F**KING SERIOUS!!!!
📻 - Sorry about that..
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1.Albon <:williams:842735624309702667>
2.Norris <:McLaren:805836499647725588>
...
||I think you may want to change weather to heavy rain seeing as the fastest tyres are wets||
Alonso now pits, dropping him plumb last, but I think he'd rather be last and on wets over be 4th and on softs
Lap 40, the safety car pulls in
Albon gets a phenomenal restart, and so does Lando, but he wisely doesn't dive down into Turn 1
Perez is right on Leclerc's gearbox, UP EAU ROUGE HE GOES, AND AHEAD OF CHARLES LECLERC HE GOES
BUT PEREZ HAS A MASSIVE SLIDE
BUT HE HOLDS IT AND KEEPS THE POSITION
SERGIO PEREZ IS FEARLESS TODAY
📡 we have too many penalties, let's save this engine
📡 Copy Esteban, box to retire
- Albon
- Norris
- Perez
- Leclerc
- Tsunoda
- Zhou
- Piastri
- Stroll
- De Vries
- Verstappen
- Alonso
DNF
Ocon
Hamilton
Gasly
Sainz
Russell
Bottas
Magnussen
Hulkenberg
Sargeant
Weather: heavy rain
Fastest tyre: full wets
Flag:
Lap 40
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Tsunoda is on the back of Leclerc here! AND AROUND THE OUTSIDE IN EAU ROUGE AND HE DOES IT WHAT A MOVE!
📻 
“Nice move Yuki, We are P4 now.”
OH AND THATS PEREZ SPUN AROUND IN THE BUS STOP!
📻 “What happened?”
📻 “THIS WEATHER MAN AGHHH” WE ARE DROPPED TO P4 NOW, NO?”
That’s means Yuki Tsunoda is in Third! On run for a maiden podium!
Sergio Perez rejoins the track in P4 now!
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Perez is reeling in Tsunoda, out of Blanchimont they go, AND THEY BANG WHEELS THROUGH T18, THERE'S DEBRIS FLYING EVERYWHERE
PEREZ HAS A PUNCTURE
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BUT PEREZ GETS A PUNCTURE!
📻 “NOOOOO”
📻 “that’s not good checo retire the car.”
AND WE HAVE A RED FLAG
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HE GOES STRAIGHT ON INTO THE CHICANE
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WILL THEY OPT TO END THE SESSION?
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HE GOES STRAIGHT ON INTO THE CHICANE
WITH A BRAKE FAILURE
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With about 2 laps left what will happen?
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WILL THEY OPT TO END THE SESSION?
Brundle: it's possible but there's still 2 laps left
after the chaos of Melbourne, race control opt for a rolling restart
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Top 3
We missed out on Norris getting the lead!
It all happened while the Perez Chaos was ongoing!
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Race Control: 5 SECOND PENALTY FOR CAR 22 (TSU) - CAUSING A COLLISION
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Tsunoda luckily gets going again in 3rd, with this rolling restart we will have one sole lap
📻 “We got a penalty?”
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ALBON LOOKS TO THE INSIDE BUT THINKS THE BETTER OF IT
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📻 “yes we do yuki.”
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Norris leads into Les Combes
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📻 “NOOOOO”
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HE HAS THE INSIDE LINE INTO THE NO NAME CORNER
AND ALBON LEADS AS THEY GO INTO POUHON
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BUT NORRIS SWITCHES IT BACK
AND THATS NORRIS INFRONT GOING INTO SECTOR 3
BUT THATS ALBON BACK NOW
ON THE INSIDE
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OHH BUT NORRIS HAS THE INSIDE NOW
GOING TO THE LINE WHO WILL WIN
SIDE BY SIDE ALBON EDGES NORRIS OUT
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ALBON GETS THE BETTER EXIT
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AND WINS THE BELGIAN GRAND PRIX!
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ALEX ALBON WINS THE 2023 BELGIAN GRAND PRIX! NORRIS HAS TO SETTLE FOR SECOND
TSUNODA CROSSES THE LINE IN 3RD BUT LECLERC INHERITS THE PODIUM
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📻 “YESSS BOYS HAHAHAHA YESSSS YESSSS WE ARE BACK OH MY GOOOD YESSSSS inaudible happy screaming”
📻 “THATS BEAITFUL BEATIFUL ALEX YES YES!”
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||Alex won a race earlier this season I'm pretty sure||
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📻 “FUCK THIS CAR WHY IS IT SO BAD ON STRAIGHTS WE COULDVE WON MAN”
📻 “sorry lando we can’t do much about it.”
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📡 anyways, close there boys, we'll get there
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📻 “noo noo guys we lost the podium man!”
📻 “next time Yuki, we have zandvoort you do good we promise.”
pans to Dutch Grand Prix opening sequence
“Hello and welcome to Zandvoort for the Dutch Grand Prix!”
TOP 5 for the start
Verstappen
Russell
Norris
Tsunoda
Hamilton
LIGHTS GO OUT TSUNODA TAKES P3 INTO T1 RUSSELL VERSTAPPEN SIDE BY SIDE
VERSTAPPEN CLIPS RUSSELLS TYRE HERE! LOSING THE SPOT!” BUT BACK ON THE OUTSIDE NOW!”
THATS VERSTAPPEN IN THE BACK OF RUSSELL THEYRE INTO THE GRAVEL!
YUKI TSUNODA IS NOW LEADING ON LAP 2!
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2023 BELGIAN GP FINAL CLASSIFICATION
- ALBON +25pts
- NORRIS +19pts
- LECLERC +15pts
- ZHOU +12pts
- PIASTRI +10pts
- STROLL +8pts
- DE VRIES +6pts
- VERSTAPPEN +4pts
- ALONSO +2pts
- TSUNODA +1pt
DNF
- PEREZ
- OCON
NOT CLASSIFIED
HAMILTON
GASLY
SAINZ
RUSSELL
BOTTAS
MAGNUSSEN
HULKENBERG
SARGEANT
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Lap 5/66
- TSUNODA
- NORRIS
- PEREZ
- HAMILTON
- LECLERC
AND WITH THE RESTART TSUNODA GAINS ATLEAST SECOND ON NORRIS DEFENDING FROM PEREZ AS LECLERC OVERTAKES HAMILTON
PEREZ AND NORRIS SIDE BY SIDE INTO T7! THATS CLOSE AND THEY TOUCH THATS DAMAGE TO PEREZ!
📻 “THATS THE FRONT WING MAN”
📻 “pick up pick up we are now P10, we will try to continue until we pit”
untold zinc
||I think you may want to change weather to heavy rain seeing as the fastest tyr...
||forgot to change it sorry 😅 ||
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||it's calm||
placid lagoon
(Lando is never gonna win a race is he)
untold zinc
(Lando is never gonna win a race is he)
||unpopular opinion - id rather have alex win than lando tbh||
untold zinc
Race control has decided that the incident was a racing incident
Tsunoda lead the dutch grand prix!!!
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Virtual Safety Car is ending. Prepar to resume to racing speeds
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And Tsunoda resumes the race in first! But we have Norris and Leclerc fighting behind! Who will come out victorious here?
That’s looks like Leclerc! BUT NORRIS COMES BACK INTO T8! THATS SO CLOSE AS THEY BARELY TOUCH THERE AND LECLERC FALLS OFF!
📻 “I think some of the front wing is loose”
- CAR NUMBER - BLACK AND ORANGE FLAG
MUST PIT NEXT LAP
Going onto Lap 16 here we have Tsunoda leading with +11,560s
It looks like we have Norris going onto hards and serving five seconds which means we have a Alphatauri of Yuki Tsunoda in P1 with a gap to second of +18,169s now!
📻 “Box Box, we go onto mediums”
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📻 : It looks like you have a mechanical issue. Come into the pits and retire this lap.
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THATS LECLERC DONE FOR TODAY
THAT PROMOTES HAMILTON INTO P3.
- TSUNODA LEADER
- NORRIS +23,211s
- HAMILTON +1,886s
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But wait! Valtteri Bottas is on the gearbox of Hamilton! The former Mercedes second driver is proving he should've been the first! Into turn 1 Bottas lunges but can't pull off the move! Into turn three they go AND BOTTAS GOES AROUND THE OUTSIDE AND THATS HIM ON THE PODIUM!
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- TSUNODA LEADER
- NORRIS +24,003s
- BOTTAS +4,443s
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Yellow flags in sector 2 as THATS YUKI TSUNODA WITH A FRONT LEFT PUNCTURE COMING TO TURN 11!
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He's run over some debris!
After the pit stops he rejoins in 2nd place hunting down Lando norris!
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Diving in the pits for hards and coming out in that second spot!
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Good on him to keep it on the road!
Meanwhile lewis hamilton and Valtteri bottas side by side into turn 1!
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📻 “we continue on hards till the end, we can still push for the win push push.”
placid lagoon
Hamilton has the outside and he swoops through into 3rd!
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- Norris Leader
- Tsunoda +1,567s
- Hamilton +7,445s
Lap 31/66
Green Flags 🟩
Fastest Tyre - (NEW)
Fastest Lap - Tsunoda
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Yellow flag. Seems like Ocon has crashed with Logan Sargeant! Ocon gets another penalty and edges closer to race ban
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That’s good for Tsunoda as he pitted only three laps ago! This means he has virtually all-new tyres as everyone else seems to be pitting!
untold zinc
||anyone gon send the full leaderboard of the current race||
Its green flag and we go back to racing!!!
Hamilton and bottas are side by side in the straights
bottas is not giving this up he GOES FOR A LATE LUNGE ITS A LATE LUNGE FROM BOTTAS AND THATS A SENSATIONAL MOVE
leclerc right behind them too
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1 - TSUNODA Leader
2 - NORRIS +9,457s
3 - BOTTAS +4,212s
placid lagoon
Bottas pulls over to the side of the track just before turn 1, and that's him out!
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||anyone gon send the full leaderboard of the current race||
||yeah please||
untold zinc
will it be a vsc? no it wont be.... just yellow flags
1.Tsunoda
2.Norris
3.Hamilton
4.Sainz
5.Albon
6.Alonso
7.Perez
8.Hulkenberg
9.Zhou
10. Gasly
11.Stroll
12.De vries
13.Verstappen
14.Russell
15.Magnussen
16. Piastri
DNF:
Ocon 5 place grid penalty for next race
Sargeant
Bottas
Leclerc
Conditions:
Weather: Sunny
Fastest Tyre: Drys
Flag: 
Lap: 38
untold zinc
There's yellow flags in sector 2?? what has happened? ITS LEWIS HAMILTON HE HAS STOPPED ON THE SIDE OF THE TRACK
he couldnt make it to the runoff area
its a vsc
drowsy frost
There's yellow flags in sector 2?? what has happened? ITS LEWIS HAMILTON HE HAS ...
wow
damn
thts crazy
bro created a whole irl race with his imagination
untold zinc
Its back to green and we are back to racing
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Tsunoda is the fastest on track now
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Alonso overtakes Albon in turn 1!
untold zinc
Hulkenberg is right behind the red bull of perez
they are side by side into the last corner
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and he goes for a beautiful overtake before the 1st corner
untold zinc
Can I join in the commentary?
||You can join the current race! Welcome @cedar vine !! just a quick side note that please dont commentate like lots of crashes... another note is that the user named section 25 is a troll ignore him||
cedar vine
||You can join the current race! Welcome <@954984256592023562> !! just a quick s...
||Ok thanks ||
- Tsunoda
- Norris
- Sainz
- Alonso
- Albon
- Hulkenberg
- Perez
- Zhou
9.gasly
10.Stroll
11.De vries
12.Verstappen
13.Russell
14.Magnussen
15.Piastri
DNF
Ocon 5 place grid penalty for next race
Sargeant
Bottas
Hamilton
Leclerc
Conditions:
Weather: cloudy
Fastest tyre: Drys 
Flag:
Lap 41/66
Fastest lap: Sainz
Here is the current standings of the race
Looks a bit cloudy out there as sainz takes the fastest lap of the race
Looks like Gasly is having problems out there
Stroll gaining on him
Russell looking really good
Piastri makes a move on Magnussen down at the first banking
And they touch!
Piastri has some front wing damage
cedar vine
📻 "box box"
📻 "what was this guy's doing!"
Oscar in the pits
And goes on the hards like everyone else
Sadly i am on my own
Anyways
Lap 43/66
placid lagoon
Norris closing the gap to Yuki Tsunoda, gaining almost 3 tenths a lap now!
AWS: Striking Distance - 10 laps
cedar vine
Verstappen overtakes De vries for 11th now using DRS
untold zinc
Hulkenberg is charging through the field he makes an overtake on albon for 5th great stuff
untold zinc
Zhou overtakes perez that rb definitely looks like it has issues
📻 - Why is our car soo slow , We are really massively off the pace we need to sort this issue guys...
📻 - Copy checo we will look into it
Sainz and norris are half a second away from each other
its the next lap now and Sainz is right behind him right now he has got the slipstream and he is SIDE BY SIDE RIGHT NOW
Norris not giving up tho in this late part of the race
he goes for a LATE LUNGE HE CANT MAKE THE MOVE STICK
they have been battling soo much that alonso and hulkenberg has joined the party
drowsy frost
Zhou overtakes perez that rb definitely looks like it has issues
OMG WHAT A SUPRISE
CANT EVEN IMAGINE THAT THESE ALL ARE JUST IMAGINATIONS
placid lagoon
This is zandvoort
untold zinc
Belgium GP has 44 laps
||belgium literally finished 4 days ago we are in zandvoort||
Sainz's tyres are wearing out now and he has lost time to norris , norris has a 5 second gap to sainz
meanwhile right behind sainz is hulkenberg and alonso
its a 3 way battle for 3rd place
📻 - These tyres are wearing too much guys they are going to overtake me soon
📻 - Nurse the tires carlos if u have to give up the position do it, we need to bring the car home
📻 - Sainz looks slow i am going to overtake him
📻 - Copy
We are onto Lap 50 now AND SAINZ AND ALONSO AND HUKENBERG ARE 3 WIDE AS WE START THE NEXT LAP AND THEY BOTH OVERTAKE SAINZ!!!
Alonso is now onto the podium places and hulkenberg right behind him
📻 - F**king disaster
📻 - Great job nico we are now P4 P4 podium is very much possible
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📻 “We box for softs now Yuki, we undercut Norris because he has a lot of tyre wear and will pit soon.”
TSUNODA BOXING!
THATS HIM OUT ON FRESH SOFTS WITH 14 LAPS AND 8s TO A VERY TIRED NORRIS
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WE CAN ALREADY SEE HIM CATCHING NORRIS ON OLD TYRES HES WITHIN 7S!
untold zinc
📻 - You are the fastest man on track right now , keep up the pace we will catch norris
AS TSUNODA GOES FOR THE FASTEST LAP OF THE RACE
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📻 “Tsunoda is undercutting us, we won’t pit he can’t make it I think.”
📻 “ come on guys! He’s catching so fast and I am oversteering every corner!”
untold zinc
clearly there are lots of frustrations down in mclaren right now
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THATS NORRIS SPUN INTO THE GRAVEL AND TSUNODA TAKES THE LEAD! HULKENBERG ALSO INHERITS P3! THIS IS WILD! 📻 “NOOO! NOO!”
📻 “we are p1 yuki we can win this with 10 laps more!”
and Norris rejoins 5th no safety car.
untold zinc
1.Tsunoda
2.Alonso
3.Hulkenberg
4.Sainz
5.Norris
6.Albon
7.Zhou
8.Perez
9.Gasly
10.Stroll
11.Verstappen
12.De vries
13.Russell
14.Magnussen
15.Piastri
DNF
Ocon 5 place grid penalty for next race
Sargeant
Bottas
Hamilton
Leclerc
Conditions:
Weather: cloudy
Fastest tyre: Drys
Flag:
Lap 56/66
Fastest lap: Tsunoda
LANDO'S HOPES FOR A WIN OR A PODIUM ALL IN SHATTERS
📻 - We have some bodywork damage so we wont be fast try to hold position
9 LAPS LATER
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📻 “YOU WON YES YUKI OH MY GOD YESSSS!”
📻 “YESSS YESSS YESSS OH MY GOD TEAM THANK YOUU YESSSSS”
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🆎 SOLUTELY AMAZING
untold zinc
delete
ALONSO CROSSES THE LINE FOR P2 THE EVER THE CONSISTENT MAN HE IS HE FINISHES ON THE PODIUM
AND NICO HULKENBERG TAKES HIS FIRST EVER PODIUM IN FORMULA 1!!!!!
And the driver of the day goes to tsunoda
DUTCH GRAND PRIX FINAL RESULTS!
1.Tsunoda +26
2.Alonso +18
3.Hulkenberg +15
4.Sainz +12
5.Norris +10
6.Albon +8
7.Zhou +6
8.Perez +4
9.Gasly +2
10.Stroll +1
11.Verstappen
12.De vries
13.Russell
14.Magnussen
15.Piastri
DNF
Ocon 5 place grid penalty for next race
Sargeant
Bottas
Hamilton
Leclerc
Conditions:
Weather: cloudy
Fastest tyre: Drys
Flag: 
Lap 66/66
Fastest lap: Tsunoda
pans to Italian Grand Prix opening sequence
waxen ginkgo
This is zandvoort
Sorry
drowsy frost
damn
OMG THTS CRAZY
NEVER EXPERINCED SUCH A RACE
I ENJOYING IT
WOW WE AT MONZA NOW
THTS FAR BEYOND CRAZY
DAMN
U ALL SO COOL
THT U CAN CREATE RACES WITH IMAGINATIONS !!!!!!
untold zinc
ITALIAN GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING CLASSIFICATION
1.Hamilton
2.Bottas
3.Leclerc
4.Sainz
5.Gasly
6.Alonso
7.Hulkenberg
8.Norris
9.Russell
9.Albon
10.Zhou
11.Perez
12.Stroll
13.Verstappen
14.De vries
16.Magnussen
17.Piastri (Grid penalty for engine component's)
18.Ocon (Gridpenalty for engine component's)
19.Sargeant (Grid penalty for engine component's)
20.Tsunoda (Grid penalty for engine component's)
Weather: Suny
Fastest tyre: Drys
“Hello and welcome to Monza , the temple of speed here its an absolutely buzzing atmosphere here in italy lots of high hopes and pressure for ferrari .... In yesterday's qualifying ferrari couldnt get pole but they locked out the 2nd row.. Will they get a win in their home race only 30 mins left for lights out!
Hamilton takes pole position alongside his ex-teammate valterri bottas then leclerc then sainz then piereeeeeeeeeee gaslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
cedar vine
“Hello and welcome to Monza , the temple of speed here its an absolutely buzzing...
Along side Pierce is Alonso followed by Hulkenberg and Norris
Wait why is there 2 9th places?
Your missing 15
Anyway
We are so close form lights out
ITALIAN GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING CLASSIFICATION
1.Hamilton
2.Bottas
3.Leclerc
4.Sainz
5.Gasly
6.Alonso
7.Hulkenberg
8.Norris
9.Russell
9.Albon
10.Zhou
11.Perez
12.Stroll
13.Verstappen
14.De vries
16.Magnussen
17.Piastri (Grid penalty for engine component's)
18.Ocon (Gridpenalty for engine component's)
19.Sargeant (Grid penalty for engine component's)
20.Tsunoda (Grid penalty for engine component's)
Weather: Suny
Fastest tyre: Drys
?
Anyway
Lights out is so close now
📻 "ok Lando. We have had a great quil, let's turn this 8th to a 1st"
📻 " copy"
It's five red lights and off we go!!!
Leclerc gets great start from sainz is goes head first into turn 1!!
Hamilton caught off guard
Bottas gets in front
Leclerc in to the lead!!!
Looks like albon has gone in the wall!
Wow what a turn 1
cedar vine
ITALIAN GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING CLASSIFICATION
1.Hamilton <:mercedes:361787679173...
How many laps @untold zinc?
Back to racing
Verstappen makes a move down the inside of turn 1 on stroll
📻 
"good move let's chase down your teammate
1.Leclerc
2.Bottas
3. Hamilton
4.sainz
5.Gasly
6.Hulkenberg
7.Alonso
8.Norris
9.Russell
10.Zhou 2 seconds
11.Perez
12.Verstappen
13.Stroll
14.De vries
15.Magnussen
16.Ocon
17.Piastri
18.Tsounoda
19. Sargeant
DNF
Albon
Weather: sunny
Fastest tyres: Drys
📻 "ok Zhou you have a 2 second time penalty for pushing alex into the wall in turn 1.
📻 "Fk. I was fking in between the Mercedes and some other car"
📻 "Zhou has a 2 second time penalty"
Alonso looking on a move on hulkenberg
Gets the move done
cedar vine
Verstappen gets in front of his teammate
Oh no
It's Gasly in the wall!!
And is a safety car!
📻 "you ok?"
📻 "fuck!"
@untold zinc how many laps are their?
Ok I found it
5/53
Looks like sainz has some damage
cedar vine
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📻 “The damage is impossible man! It isn’t smooth operating!”
📻 “ok we are checking. Looks like underfloor, will you keep going? question?”
cedar vine
This isn't good for sainz
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and it looks like Carlos Sainz is ending it today! He dives into the pits!
they’re pulling him out
cedar vine
Oh no!
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||btw we can’t roleplay too many crashes||
cedar vine
||Yes I know||
Looks like one Ferrari down. One more to go
Bottas looking for the move on leclerc now
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- Leclerc LEADER
- Bottas +5,786
- Hamilton +0,402
Hamilton on a fast one now! Tries the move on Bottas into parabolica!
OH BUT THATS BOTTAS IN THE GRAVEL? HE SEEMS TO HAVE WENT WIDE ON THE ENTRY OF THE FINISH STRAIGHT!
cedar vine
Omg
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cedar vine
Looks like leclerc now has Hamilton behind him
Was Bottas touched making him go wide?
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📻 “fuck fuck fuck.” “We need to stop the cars finished.”
REPLAY
We can clearly see that Bottas had lots of space!
He pressed the throttle too much and spun into the gravel it looks like!
We have a VSC!
It looks like many will pit for mediums now!
cedar vine
📻 "you ok?"
📻 "he just went wide"
cedar vine
He pressed the throttle too much and spun into the gravel it looks like!
Yes
📻 "VSC out, box box"
📻 "No, No we stay out, stay out!"
1.Leclerc
2.Hamilton
3.Alonso
4.Hulkenberg
5.Norris
6.Zhou 2 seconds
7.Perez
8.Stroll
9.Ocon
10.Russell
11.Verstappen
12.De vries
13.Magnussen
14.piastri
15.Tsounoda
16.Sargeant
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Weather: Sunny
Best tyres: Drys
Fastest lap: Hamilton
Zhou has a 2 second time penalty for making Albon DNF
Williams again using hard tyres
📻 "this car. Fucking shit. Has no power"
📻 "we are checking Yuki just chill ok"
untold zinc
No way bottas would be that high and the red bulls that low
||my dude its f1 in an alternate universe who gives a shi + delete te grid u made||
||also why cant we have a race without many crashes we already got 4 dnfs ||
Alonso is right behind hamilton right now as they go down to turn 1 but alonso gets the better exit and through goes alonso and he is up to 2nd place
📻 - So uhm lando the gap to hulkenberg is 2.3 , 2.3 seconds close the gap now push push our target is p4 after overtaking hulkenberg
📻 - Copy...
cedar vine
||also why cant we have a race without many crashes we already got 4 dnfs ||
I know
16/53
Russell looking for a move on Ocon
But Verstappen could join the party
📻 "you have the fastest lap"
📻 "fuck the guys in front don't know how to drive"
Leclerc in the pits now
And goes on the hards
untold zinc
verstappen making a double overtake on ocon and russell and into p9
and russell gets past ocon after that
cedar vine
Ocon looking a bit slow as well
untold zinc
stroll and perez having a titanic battle here as we go onto to start the next lap
aston martin vs redbull
cedar vine
18/53
untold zinc
Zhou ran wide and rejoins the track behind stroll and perez
regal capeBOT
Congrats @untold zinc, you're now on lap 25
untold zinc
onto turn 1
cedar vine
And they touch!
untold zinc
perez cuts the corner cuts the chicane , off goes stroll THROUGH GOES ZHOU GUANYU
Unbelievable stuff
cedar vine
The FIA will be doing on Perez
untold zinc
and they still side by side stroll and perez
AND THEY TOUCH BOTH MAKE CONTACT AND THEY CRASH INTO EACH OTHER
cedar vine
📻 "he should give the place back"
untold zinc
AND THEY BOTH UNCONTROLLABLY SPIN INTO THE GRAVEL
cedar vine
Holy shit
untold zinc
AND THATS BOTH STROLL AND PEREZ OUT OF THE RACE!!!!!!!!
untold zinc
AND ITS A SAFETY CAR!!!
THAT WAS A DRAMATIC CRASH
📻 - What the f**k was that guy doing man
cedar vine
📻 "please box this lap"
📻 "fuck the Mercedes are fast"
untold zinc
this has given all the soft tire runners a huge advantage
as ALL THE SOFT TYRE RUNNERS PIT
untold zinc
📻 - BOX BOX BOX
📻 - WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT LATE CALL I ALREADY PASSED THE PITLANE
cedar vine
📻 "Lewis box"
📻 "tell me early dude. That was shit"
untold zinc
hamilton pits but he dives in really late and ran over the line might get a penalty for that
untold zinc
as race leader leclerc pits and that was a clean pitstop from the ferrari 2.1 seconds
untold zinc
Race Control: 5 second time penalty for car 44 (HAM) - Running over the line and joining the pits late
cedar vine
📻 "that's not fair." "my brakes. They are like what"
untold zinc
📻 - So uhm lewis we have got a 5 second penalty for that incident
📻 - This race is deep breath is getting manipulated man
untold zinc
1.Leclerc
2.Hamilton 5 Second penalty
3.Alonso
4.Hulkenberg
5.Zhou
6.Norris .
7.Verstappen
8.Russell
9.Ocon
10.De vries
11.Magnussen
12.Piastri
13.Tsunoda
14.Sargeant
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Perez
Stroll 5 place grid penalty for the next race
Conditions:
Weather: Sunny
Fastest tyre: Drys
Flag:
Lap 20/53
Fastest lap: Hamilton
cedar vine
Zhou has a 2 second time penalty btw
untold zinc
he served it when he pitted
cedar vine
Oh yes
untold zinc
Race Control: Under investigation for car number 31 (OCO) - Starting grid positon
untold zinc
And ocon is under investigation
cedar vine
Oh no
untold zinc
**Race Control: 5 second time penalty for car number 31 (OCO) - Incorrect Starting grid positon **
cedar vine
Not good for ocon
placid lagoon
||my dude its f1 in an alternate universe who gives a shi + delete te grid u mad...
Damn OK then 🗿
untold zinc
📻 - I will send more pictures to prove it otmar be patient!
cedar vine
📻 "fine but"
untold zinc
📻 - What the f##k has happened to the car its soo slow f##k f##k
📻 - So yuki we have some damage possibly from that lap 1 incident we suspect its some floor damage we will be slow... Stay calm
cedar vine
📻 "fuck"
untold zinc
Tsunoda clearly unhappy with the car last race's winner tsunoda clearly struggling
cedar vine
Yes
untold zinc
Leclerc has a commanding 8 second lead over lewis hamilton who has a 5 second penalty
untold zinc
Now its alonso's and hulkenberg job to catch up to hamilton and be within 5 seconds
which by the looks of it alonso is 1 second behind hamilton and hulkenberg 5 seconds behind alonso
We are onto lap 27 right now and hulkenberg is right behind him this is good for both drivers they get promoted 1 place if they can keep up with hamilton
vague jetty
||can we not have like 7 crashes in a race please||
vapid carbon
and Hulkenberg is closing the gap between him and Alonso
untold zinc
||can we not have like 7 crashes in a race please||
||i barely make crashes my guy u all made 6 cars dnf in the first 15 laps when i wasnt even commentating those laps||
Onboard with lewis OHH thats huge snap of oversteer
he almost lost it
untold zinc
📻 - I am struggling here guys its really hard
📻 - Copy lewis
untold zinc
||mate that was the other guy not me I made one dnf||
||we need to make a rule where the max cars u want to dnf is 5 or smth cuz these dnfs are getting out of hand||
Alonso is right behind lewis pressuring him and force him to make a mistake
vapid carbon
📻 
- "Good pace, Nico."
📻 : - "Yeah."
untold zinc
Fernando right behind lewis is he going to make a move on him? as we go down to turn 4 AND LEWIS HAS SPUN!!!! LEWIS HAS SPUN WHILE GOING THROUGH TURN 4 AND 5!! AND NOW ALONSO AND HULKENBERG ARE THROUGH
📻 - OH NO NO!!! i am soooo sorry guys!!
📻 - Its ok lewis head down
vapid carbon
Alonso now separating himself even more from the Haas of Nico Hulkenberg!
Hulkenberg now in podium position
untold zinc
📻 - So lewis we have some underbody damage when we spun on the kerb the underbody got hit hard so we will be slow .... bring it home
📻 - F##K!!!
|| 2 SC , 1 VSC , 1 red flag every 3 races and 5 dnfs is the limit per race||
untold zinc
as we go onto lap 30 here is the current leaderboard
1.Leclerc
2.Alonso
3.Hulkenberg
4.Hamilton 5 Second penalty
5.Zhou
6.Norris .
7.Verstappen
8.Russell
9.Ocon 5 second penalty
10.De vries
11.Magnussen
12.Sargeant
13.Piastri
14.Tsunoda
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Perez
Stroll 5 place grid penalty for the next race
Conditions:
Weather: Sunny
Fastest tyre: Drys
Flag:
Lap 30/53
Fastest lap: Hamilton
placid lagoon
Russell closing in on Verstappen out of the final corner, with DRS and chasing down the red bull!
vapid carbon
And Russell overtakes Verstappen! Verstappen to P8!!
untold zinc
Clean move from russell there.... something we dont see that often
vapid carbon
Leclerc gaining on everyone else
untold zinc
Sargeant is right behind magnussen he has got DRS he is gaining gaining gaining AND ROUND THE OUTSIDE of turn 11 he goes and sargeant upto P11
And leclerc has now got a commanding 16 second lead because of that incident that happened earlier but that gap is slowly decreasing
vapid carbon
Alonso now closing the gap between him and Leclerc, but Hulkenberg is only about 3 seconds behind him
placid lagoon
AWS: Striking Distance - 10 laps ------>
untold zinc
📻 - So nico we think P2 is possible around here so in 1 lap we go for maximum push for 4 laps we can get him!
📻 - Copy i will try my best
untold zinc
Fernando and hulkenberg are pushing and slowly taking chunks of time from leclerc
📻 - Whats the gap to uh fernando?
📻 - So the gap is was 16 seconds but now its 14 seconds , alonso and hulkenberg are going max push .. so max push max push charles....
cedar vine
Oh ok
vague jetty
just saying I feel like you did a lot
cedar vine
Ok sorry
vague jetty
it’s fine
cedar vine
Ok
vague jetty
OH AND MAX VERSTAPPEN SIDE BY SIDE WITH RUSSELL HERE AND HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN! UP TO P7 NOW!
cedar vine
📻 "good pass"
Ocon in danger with De vries now
De vries looking for the inside to pass
vague jetty
We can slowly see some rain on the horizon here! But will it reach the track before the end of the race we can see here one of the team radios let’s listen!
📻 “So we predict rain in 20 laps, so for the end there might be rain.”
📻 “Alright”
cedar vine
📻 "ok Hamilton how is the car"
📻 "I think we could box idk it feels ok"
De vries could make the move
untold zinc
📻 - So yuki we think we have fixed the issue so try to push
📻 - Copy
Oh yuki is on charge right now
he is already behind piastri
AND ROUND THE OUTSIDE INTO TURN 11 HE GOES!!! AND UPTO P13
cedar vine
Wow Yuki on full charge
untold zinc
📻 - The car is undrivable man its slow as hell
📻 - Copy.....
cedar vine
Ocon having a hard time at there
untold zinc
We see yellow flags in sector 3??? what has happened
untold zinc
ITS VERSTAPPEN HE HAS RAN WIDE
cedar vine
Oh no!
untold zinc
THROUGH TURN 9 HE CARRIED WAY TOO MUCH SPEED AND HE ALMOST HITS THE WALL
HE KEEPS GOING!!!
but has lost the position to russell
📻 - F##k
📻 - What was that max...
vapid carbon
Hulkenberg is mighty fast, he is catching up quickly to Fernando Alonso
vapid carbon
Alonso now just 11 seconds behind Charles Leclerc, Hulkenberg still 3 seconds behind him
cedar vine
Oh no!
It's sargeant!
He's gone in the gravel
Buts he's ok
Back to green and hulkenberg is gaining on Alonso
vapid carbon
📻 - "Alright Nico, we think we can push now. Max push, Nico. Max push."
📻 - "Copy."
cedar vine
📻 "Alonso push please Nico is gaining"
📻 "I'm trying its just Hamilton is fast and this car" "ahhhhhh!!"
vapid carbon
And right into lap 31! Nico Hulkenberg overtakes Fernando Alonso!
cedar vine
Well-done to Nico nicely done
Now Leclerc is in front by 9 seconds
Verstappen takes th fastest lap of the race
cedar vine
32/53
cedar vine
1.Leclerc
2.Hulkenberg
3.Alonso
4.Hallilton 5 second penalty
5.Zhou
6:Norris
7.Verstappan
8.Russell
9.Ocon 5 second penalty
10.De vries
11.Magnussen
12.Piastri
13.Tsunoda
14.Sargeant
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Perez
Stroll 5 place grid for the next race
Conditions
Weather: Sunny
Fastest tyres: Drys
Flag:
Lap: 32/53
Fastest lap: Verstappen
cedar vine
Zhou gaining on Hamilton : /
But at the back tsunoda overtakes Piastri for 12th
📻 "ok Nick box this lap we are going for Mediums"
untold zinc
Magnussen gaining on de vries he is just 2 tenths behind is going to make a move??
He is gaining gaining HE HAS LOST IT!!!!
HE LOOSES CONTROL AND MAKES CONTACT WITH THE BARRIER
HE HAS LOST THE REAR WHEEL
cedar vine
Any way Zhou looks for a move on Hamilton
untold zinc
AND THATS A LOT OF DEBRIS ON THE TRACK AND THERE IS A WHEEL ON TRACK
cedar vine
Could this be a safety car!?
untold zinc
ITS A RED FLAG!!!
cedar vine
It's a red flag!
untold zinc
THIS IS INSANE STUFF
cedar vine
And Zhou gets into 4th. Will he have to give Hamilton the place back!?
cedar vine
And it looks like it
untold zinc
Zhou overtaking hamilton
cedar vine
Yes it is
untold zinc
We have got information that kevin magnussen can still race
the mechanics are fixing the car during this red flag period
he can keep on going for the race
cedar vine
So leclerc will be under pressure from Alonso and hulkenberg on the restart
Lap 34/53
untold zinc
1.Leclerc
2.Hulkenberg
3.Alonso
4.Hamilton 5 second penalty
5.Zhou
6:Norris
7.Verstappen
8.Russell
9.Ocon 5 second penalty
10.De vries
11.Piastri
12.Tsunoda
13.Sargeant
14.Magnussen
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Perez
Stroll 5 place grid for the next race
Conditions
Weather: Sunny
Fastest tyres: Drys
Flag: 
Lap: 34/53
Fastest lap: Verstappen
This means everyone can change their tyres now
cedar vine
Yes they can
But Nick de vries can't bc he made a pit stop just before the red flag. Made one or two laps
untold zinc
Everyone changing to a fresh set of mediums
cedar vine
And everyone on hards are going to mediums
cedar vine
Ok it looks like the drivers are back on the grid for the restart
Lap 34
And..
It's lights out and away we go now
Alonso gets past hulkenberg and maybe leclerc
Hamilton dropping down now
And into turn 1 and Alonso takes the lead if the grand Prix!!!!!
trail cargo
What has happened? we need to know whose gonna come out in front
cedar vine
And it's Alonso in front
trail cargo
That just opened the door for Alonso
cedar vine
Tsounoda looking good already up in 10th
trail cargo
Russel making a move on Hamilton and it's a rather easy overtake
cedar vine
As Hamilton still has damage
trail cargo
Hamilton in the pits
cedar vine
No it's floor damage
proper gull
📻 : Why do we even need a floor?!? We already took off side pods, just take off the floor!
cedar vine
And it looks like Mercedes are putting Hamilton to take off the floor but leave some parts on
vapid carbon
interesting strategy
untold zinc
Leclerc powering down the straight gaining gaining gaining and ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF ALONSO and he makes that move stick and leclerc is leading the Italian grand prix!!!! the tifosi absolutely loving this!!
Hamilton gets overtaken by ocon and down to 9th
As leclerc takes the fastest lap of the race
untold zinc
Its a 3 way battle for 11th
between piastri , sargeant and debris ahem... i mean de vries
as we go onto lap 41
PIASTRI AND DE VRIES ARE SIDE BY SIDE BUT HERE COMES LOGAN SARGEANT HE IS NECK AND NECK WITH PIASTRI AND DE VRIES THEY MAKE IT 3 WIDE INTO THE FIRST CORNER AND SARGEANT JUST MADE A BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE OVERTAKE AND DE VRIES GETS AHEAD OF PIASTRI AHEAD OF THE FIRST CORNER
wow that was sensational
great stuff in the back of the pack
as leclerc laps magnussen he has been having a pretty tough time
untold zinc
tf where are yall?
placid lagoon
untold zinc
https://tenor.com/view/life-barrel-me-roll-gif-17943995
understandable have a great day
proper gull
📻 : We seem to have a problem on our end. Hang on in we're looking into it.
As we see Lewis Hamilton without the floor being lapped by magnussen for the 5th time
spring parcel
<:ferrari:361787679324635136> 📻 <:LEC16:1081253122032287804> : We seem to have ...
📻 : “of FUCKING COURSE THE PURE ITALIAN IN THE FUCKING BACK OF MY CAR IS SHIT”
peak patio
📻 : ok we’re gonna need you to retire. We can’t risk you carrying on with this race
untold zinc
bro we already have 6 dnfs we cant afford anything more!
charles leclerc is not retiring
proper gull
<:LEC16:1081253122032287804> 📻 : “of FUCKING COURSE THE PURE ITALIAN IN THE FUC...
Return to here 
📻 : Okay, your DRS doesn't seem to be working we'll keep an eye out on the next straight and we'll check it out when you put
untold zinc
<:ferrari:361787679324635136> 📻 <:LEC16:1081253122032287804> : Okay, your DRS d...
Ferrari has fixed the issue with the drs and he is back again
untold zinc
As we see hamilton getting overtaken by debris.. ahem i mean de vries and hamilton is down to p10
drowsy frost
As we see hamilton getting overtaken by debris.. ahem i mean de vries and hamilt...
oh debris got out of the track and lost 3 positions now devris is p13
proper gull
As we see hamilton getting overtaken by debris.. ahem i mean de vries and hamilt...
📻 You're down to P10, that's us in P10.
📻 : Is there even a point for this position?
📻 : Yes, there's one point.
untold zinc
Zhou and alonso are having a fantastic battle here
as we go through ascari they are side by side with each other
and they are stll side by side in the last corner as we start lap 50
3 more laps to go
and zhou is still side by side and round the outside of alonso he goes for P3 the whole of china will be celebrating right now but fernando is not done yet
fernando gets drs and he cant move stick!!!
fernando alonso goes down the inside of zhou and he is back to P3 but zhou is not giving up .. alonso locks up a little and zhou does the switchback
this is absolutely fantastic stuff to see
Fernando is not giving up the podium this late into the race
he goes for a late lunge into T1 and makes the move again!!
fernando and zhou are SIDE BY SIDE AS WE START THE LAST LAP OF THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX
ONTO LAP 53 THE LAST LAP
ZHOU HAS DRS IN THE STRAIGHT AND MAKES A CLEAN MOVE ON ALONSO AND INTO P3!!!! IS HE GOING TO TAKE IT CAN HE HOLD ONTO THAT P3 IN THE LAST LAP!!!
as charles rounds out of the final corner TO WIN THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX CHARLES LECLERC WIN FOR FERRARI IN THEIR HOME GRAND PRIX!!!!
NICO HULKENBERG DOES AN ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC FOR P2 IN THE RACE
AND ZHOU GUANYU ROUNDS OUT THE PODIUM AND TAKES HIS FIRST EVER PODIUM FORMULA 1!!!
drowsy frost
bro grinding it
untold zinc
FINAL ITALIAN GRAND PRIX CLASSIFICATION
1.Leclerc +26
2.Hulkenberg +18
3.Zhou +15
4.Alonso +12
5:Norris +10
6.Verstappen +8
7.Russell +6
8.Sargeant +4
9.Tsunoda +2
10.Hamilton +1
11.De vries
12.Piastri
13.Ocon
14.Magnussen
DNF
Bottas
Sainz
Gasly
Albon
Perez
Stroll 5 place grid for the next race
Conditions
Weather: Sunny
Fastest tyres: Drys
Flag:
Lap: 53/53
Fastest lap: Leclerc
hamilton dosent loose position even after the penalty so he keeps p10
and esteban ocon goes all the way to p13 for his penalty
what a race that was
📻 - YESSSSSSSSS WHAT DID WE JUST DO!!!!!
📻 - P1 IN MONZA CHARLES LETS GOOOOO
📻 - Damn another podium that was amazing
📻 - That was fantastic nico great job see u on the podium
📻 - DID WE JUST FINISH ON THE F##KING PODIUM?????
📻 - ZHOU YOU JUST FINISHED P3 ON THE PODIUM
📻 - LETS F##KING GOOOO
untold zinc
||@placid lagoon i know u have a life but like still when are the championship standings coming..||
tall finch
and it looks like fernando alonso is
untold zinc
P4
untold zinc
📻 - So sorry guys i had too much tire wear at the end
📻 - Its ok fernando solid race
“Hello and welcome to Singapore for the Singapore Grand Prix, here its an absolutely buzzing atmosphere here in Singapore one of the most physically challenging circuits for the drivers .... In yesterday's qualifying Carlos Sainz took pole position alongside Sergio Perez then max Verstappen then Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton rounds out the TOP 5. Only 30 mins left for lights out!
proper gull
As lights out approaches, the drivers are heading out onto the track and a few are getting into their cars
With 10 minutes until light out, only the technical team members are out on the track. All the final tests are being run right now
With only a few minutes to go, let's run down our grid order
Starting from the 20th grid slot we have George Russel who took a grid penalty after breaking his gearbox in qualifying
Just ahead of him sits the Alphatauri of Nyck De Vries who had a unfortunate qualifying session yesterday
Zhou Gaunyu takes P18, Nico Hülkenburg taking P17, and Oscar Piastri sits in the P16 slot after taking a 5 place engine penalty.
P15 goes to Kevin Magnussen and Alex Albon starts next to the Dane. Pierre Gasly taking P13 and Valtteri Bottas claimed the 12th grid slot. A quick Logan Sargeant starts in 11th and Ocon is from P10.
A speedy Yuki Tsunoda starting from 9th ahead of the Frenchman and Norris starts from P8. Lance stroll will start from P7 alongside Charles Leclerc in P6.
For the top five we have Lewis Hamilton starting in P5, Alonso in P4, Max Verstappen starts from P3, Perez from P2, and by only 2 hundredths of a second, Carlos Sainz starts from pole position.
We're getting ready for the formation lap
⚫⚫⚫⚫🔴
We're just waiting for the green lights
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
As the formation lap starts Carlos Sainz leads the pack
proper gull
Grid order and tire compound:
P1. Sainz
P2. Perez
P3. Verstappen
P4 Alonso
P5 Hamilton
P6 Leclerc
P7 Stroll
P8 Norris
P9 Tsunoda
P10 Ocon
P11 Sargeant
P12 Bottas
P13 Gasly
P14 Albon
P15 Magnussen
P16 Piastri
P17 Hülkenburg
P18 Zhou
P19 De Vries
P20 Russell
We see the Mercedes cars have clearly taken some influence from the Ferrari strategists
POWERED BY AWS; OPTIMAL TYRE STRATEGY
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜LAP 33-39🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨LAP 22-28⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
As Sainz rounds the final corner and approaches he grid slot, we're all getting ready for the 5 lights to go out
Oh my! Lewis Hamilton has clearly overrstimated his breaks! He's parked outside of his spot
RACE CONTROL 📡: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY TO CAR 44 (HAM) FOR IMPROPER PARKING
This will certainly shake up the order of this race!
Green flags are being waved and a light is on!
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫
Lights out and away we go! Go go go!
||I probably said too much 
||
proper gull
@placid lagoon we really need the standings
If you can't/don't want to I can manage it if you'd like
drowsy frost
damn yall so productive
placid lagoon
If you can't/don't want to I can manage it if you'd like
I'd love it if you did it, I have finals lol
I can do them soon but I first gotta get these exams over with
drowsy frost
I'd love it if you did it, I have finals lol
may i do it???
untold zinc
||I probably said too much <:awklando:782272336484892712>||
||Its ok its actually more entertaining than baku23 tbh ||
proper gull
I'd love it if you did it, I have finals lol
Alright I'll do it
proper gull
Standings after Monza
Drivers Standings:
- Alonso (149)
- Albon (123)
- Bottas (122)
- Norris (108)
- Sargeant (82)
- Leclerc (80)
- Perez (78)
- Gasly (76)
- Hamilton (71)
- Sainz (70)
- Stroll (69)
- Russell (67)
- Verstappen (66)
- Piastri (65)
- Zhou (50)
- De Vries (47)
- Tsunoda (48)
- Hulkenberg (46)
- Magnussen (35)
- Ocon (34)
Constructors Standings:
- Aston Martin (218)
- Williams (205)
- McLaren (173)
- Alfa Romeo (172)
- Ferrari (150)
- Red Bull (144)
- Mercedes (138)
- Alpine (110)
- AlphaTauri (95)
- HAAS (81)
proper gull
**Standings after Monza**
*Drivers Standings:*
1. Alonso (149)
2. Albon (123)
3...
@untold zinc @placid lagoon I've gotten them done!
placid lagoon
Legend
proper gull
We really screwed Ocon and magnussen
placid lagoon
**POWERED BY AWS; OPTIMAL TYRE STRATEGY**
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜*LAP 33-39*🟨🟨🟨🟨
Weather Report
Now: ☁️
10m: ☁️
20m: 🌧️
30m: ⛈️
placid lagoon
Grid order and tire compound:
P1. <:SAI55:1081253139698700410> Sainz <:w_medium...
Carlos Sainz gets a decent start but PEREZ HAS A BETTER ONE! They're side by side going into turn 1, and PEREZ GOES THROUGH INTO FIRST! Behind them, Alonso goes off wide as he's trying to hold off Hamilton, and there's an Alfa Romeo spun round!
Around turn 3 we go, Norris really wanting to get on with it as he goes side by side with Lance Stroll and THEY MAKE CONTACT! LANCE STROLL IS IN THE WALL AND OUT AS NORRIS TUMBLES DOWN THE ORDER WITH A PUNCTURE
placid lagoon
Carlos Sainz gets a decent start but PEREZ HAS A BETTER ONE! They're side by sid...
As we look at Gasly's onboard...he gets a better start than Bottas, and tries to go down the inside into turn 1, but he goes over the kerb and into the side of bottas he goes...
Perez
Sainz
Verstappen
Leclerc
Alonso
Hamilton
Tsunoda
Sargeant
Ocon
Albon
Hülkenberg
Magnussen
Russell
Piastri
Zhou
De Vries
Norris
DNF:
Stroll (R suspension & floor)
Gasly (FR suspension)
Bottas (RL suspension & sidepod)
proper gull
Race Stewards: Car 10 (GAS) under investigation for causing a crash
Sargeant capitalized on these double yellows and is in the tail of Tsunoda. Meanwhile verstappen is right behind Sainz
We have a lap 1 safety car!!
placid lagoon
Sargeant capitalized on these double yellows and is in the tail of Tsunoda. Mean...
||Verstappen is right behind Verstappen||
Lap 4/61
The safety car is coming in and we go racing again!
proper gull
placid lagoon
Sainz gets a good jump but Verstappen gets a better one!
proper gull
FIA 📡: Car 10 (GAS) is awarded a 5 place grid drop for the Japanese Grand Prix
vapid carbon
Hamilton going faster and faster down turn 10 and he overtakes Fernando Alonso! Moves like this show the brilliance of Lewis Hamilton!
📻 - "He's just faster!"
drowsy frost
**Standings after Monza**
*Drivers Standings:*
1. Alonso (149)
2. Albon (123)
3...
most realistic standings of 2023 ever.
yall rb haters ngl
proper gull
📻 : Keep on him, he has a 3 second penalty.
cedar vine
📻 : Ah!
untold zinc
**Standings after Monza**
*Drivers Standings:*
1. Alonso (149)
2. Albon (123)
3...
||this has gotta be the most realistic championship standings i have ever seen 😂 ||
naive hound
||so how do I do this?||
drowsy frost
||so how do I do this?||
just get a big imagination , try to make ur fav team to prosper at top by making this imaginary race , ( u have to be sync with other ppl) then the team u hate , try to say things which will make ur hated team look noob and continue it.
this race must have reality
not like goatifi jumping in middle by yeeting logan off
its should be realstic
got it?
untold zinc
||so how do I do this?||
||Welcome @naive hound You can join the current race! You are free to commentate the current race we are in singapore and just a quick side note that please dont commentate like lots of crashes thank you and also the user named section 25 is a troll ignore him ....
Also max limit - 2 SC , 1 VSC , 1 red flag every 3 races and 5 dnfs is the limit per race||
untold zinc
Perez
Sainz
Verstappen
Leclerc
Alonso
Hamilton
Tsunoda
Sargeant
Ocon
Albon
Hülk...
||3 Dnf's in lap 1 😭 why cant yall have a clean lap 1 for once 😭||
As we start lap 6 overcast conditions but rain will arrive in 1 hour as predicited and sainz is right behind perez
perez has a small lockup onto turn 1 and sainz is side by side with him right now and he make it stick and sainz is back to P1!!!
As albon overtakes esteban ocon
charles leclerc is now fighting with max verstappen!!!
max goes deep to defend and leclerc does the switchback and he is upto P3 as we see max have a huge snap of oversteer for max verstappen
As we see a 3 WAY BATTLE FOR 7TH BETWEEN TSUNODA,SARGEANT AND ALBON
drowsy frost
||Welcome <@527283942638878720> You can join the current race! You are free to ...
u dont have to say ignore him XD
naive hound
||time to put mclaren back on the radar||
placid lagoon
||3 Dnf's in lap 1 😭 why cant yall have a clean lap 1 for once 😭||
It's singapore
I've wanted to make it chaotic for forever
I haven't been the one making crashes galore on lap 1
untold zinc
I haven't been the one making crashes galore on lap 1
**max limit - 2 SC , 1 VSC , 1 red flag every 3 races and 5 dnfs is the limit per race
**
We all agreed to this
ots lap 4 and we are already 3 dnfs and 1 sc in
proper gull
📻 : Come on, get those places back!
We see some motivation from the Red Bull team, this clearly works as on the turn 6 straight the Red Bull are side by side with their Ferrari competitors! Max easily gets Leclerc who had no DRS and Perez gets past Sainz into turn 7!
📻 : These tires have no grip!! Ferrari strategies...
placid lagoon
Weather Forecast:
Now: ☁️
10m: 🌧️
20m: ⛈️
spring parcel
📻 “Rain a few kilometers out, be aware”
📻 “WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRR”
placid lagoon
📻 "RAHHHHHH"
And that's a fastest lap for Logan Sargeant as he prepares a move on Yuki Tsunoda
proper gull
We see Lewis Hamilton loosing his back end a bit and looses a few positions
Racing Order
P1. Perez
P2. Verstappen
P3. Sainz
P4. Leclerc
P5. Alonso
P6. Tsunoda
P7. Sargeant
P8. Hamilton ( + 5 seconds)
P9. Albon
P10. Hulkenberg
P11. Magnussen
P12. Piastri
P13. Ocon
P14. Russell
P15. Zhou
P16. De Vries
P17. Norris
DNF:
P18. Stroll
P19. Gasly
P20. Bottas
proper gull
📻 : Box, box, come in this lap.
It's lap 10 and Ferrari have put leclerc on the mediums. He still has 1 stop left but will be changed with the rain
tough patio
📻 : Box Box, Max your coming in this lap.
: Has Charles done his stop?
: Yes Max, Charles has done his stop last lap.
Its now lap 11 and Leclerc and Verstappen have completed their stops for the mediums.
Max has one more stop which will be completed with the rainy forecast ahead of time.
vapid carbon
De Vries attacking Zhou Guanyu through turn 5 - He's getting mighty fast as the gap between him and the Alfa Romeo shortens rapidly...
De Vries is through turn 9 side by side with Zhou Guanyu! Meanwhile, Piastri is gaining on Magnussen but there is Nyck De Vries who has just overtaken Zhou!
cedar vine
Nicely done
drowsy frost
De Vries is through turn 9 side by side with Zhou Guanyu! Meanwhile, Piastri is ...
mid debris just gone into debris and he is now out of the race
untold zinc
We had 6 dnfs in monza
||bro we made the rule after the race...i literally stopped another guy from doing another dnf u just didnt see it||
drowsy frost
||bro we made the rule after the race...i literally stopped another guy from doi...
excuses?
@placid lagoon ig u need to fire him
we cant allow this bheavior
we need to take strict actions about this
so tht any person dont repeat this again
placid lagoon
||bro we made the rule after the race...i literally stopped another guy from doi...
We made the rule far before the race
drowsy frost
We made the rule far before the race
omg ! now we srsly need to fire him
untold zinc
We made the rule far before the race
||We did it during the fcking race after we had fcking 6 dnfs when i pointed it out then we made the rule||
drowsy frost
||We did it during the fcking race after we had fcking 6 dnfs when i pointed it ...
excuses
drowsy frost
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