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untold zinc Mar 13, 2023, 6:12 PM

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he is going to reovertake the position

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he is got the slip stream till the end of the straight i think he will try down the inside in the corner coming up

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BUT STROLL LOCKS UP AND CRASHES INTO THE BACK OF PEREZ AND THEY BOTH ARE ONTO THE BARRIER

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AND THEY BOTH ARE OUT OF THE RACE

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SAFETY CAR , SAFETY CAR

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PER11 - What is going on man.. this stroll man goes straight into the back of me i am out guys
STR18 - Ah f$*k i am out guys so sorry...

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Flag: scboard
Condition: Sunny
Best tire: Drys
Lap = 21/71

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Russell is pitting and retiring due to a mechanical fault under the safety car

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Alonso
Sainz
Bottas
De vries
Gasly
Albon
Norris
Piastri
Ocon
Sargeant
Magnussen
Tsunoda
Zhou
Leclerc

DNF:
Hulkenberg
Hamilton BlackAndWhite 5 place grid drop for next race
Verstappen
Stroll investigation
Perez
Russell

fresh lance Mar 13, 2023, 7:43 PM

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And it looks like another retirement

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It is an alfa Romeo

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OH NO ITS BOTTAS HE HAS DNF'ED

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Alonso
Sainz
De vries
Gasly
Albon
Norris
Piastry
Ocon
Sargeant
magnusen
Tsunoda
Zhou
Leclerc

DNF:
Hulkenberg
Hamilton BlackAndWhite 5 place grid drop for next race
Verstappen
Stroll investigation
Perez
Russell
Bottas

untold zinc Mar 14, 2023, 5:25 AM

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fresh lance OH NO ITS BOTTAS HE HAS DNF'ED

breh fck u

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 6:58 AM

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OH BUT THE ALFA JUST MADE A PITSTOP AND HAS COME BACK TO THE TRACK AGAIN

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IT WAS A PUNCTURE

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NOT A RETIREMENT

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Zakinobro please dont tell anything without confirmation during commentating

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bottas has only lost a place to de vries and looks like he is gaining on him with fresher faster tires

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Alonso
Sainz
Bottas
De vries
Gasly
Albon
Norris
Piastri
Ocon
Sargeant
magnusen
Tsunoda
Zhou
Leclerc

DNF:
Hulkenberg
Hamilton BlackAndWhite 5 place grid drop for next race
Verstappen
Stroll investigation
Perez
Russell

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ITS BOTTAS HE IS GAINING GAINGING GAINING HE GOES ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF DE VRIES AND TAKES THAT PODIUM POSITON BACK

dusk moth Mar 17, 2023, 1:25 PM

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But De Vries has locked up into the next corner! Can Bottas take 3rd back??!?! NOOO THEY CRASH INTO EACH OTHER

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 3:52 PM

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BOTTAS ONLY HAS LITTLE DAMAGE BUT HE CAN CARRY ON

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BUT DE VRIES'S FRONT WING IS ABSOLUTE DONE

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HE IS PITTING

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AND BOTTAS IS BACK ON THE PODIUM PLACES

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DEV21 - ahh f$&k sorry guys

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BOT77 - wtf is he doing man , check the sidepods i think i have damage
- you can carry on carry on damage is minor

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Flag: 🟩
Condition: Sunny
Best tire: Drys
Lap = 59/71

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OH ALONSO HAS LOCKED UP AND GONE OFF THE TRACK, SAINZ TAKES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE BUT ALONSO IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM

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BOTH OF THEM NOW FIGHTING FOR THE LEAD ALONSO GOES DOWN THE INSIDE BUT COULDNT MAKE THAT MOVE AND THAT HAS ALLOWED VALTERRI BOTTAS TO JOIN THE FIGHT

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We see yellow flags ohhh that is esteban ocon parked on the runoff area

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Sainz
Alonso
Bottas
Gasly
Zhou
Albon
Norris
Piastri
Sargeant
Leclerc
Tsunoda
Magnussen
De vries

DNF:
Hulkenberg
Hamilton BlackAndWhite 5 place grid drop for next race
Verstappen
Stroll investigation
Perez
Russell
Ocon

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AS WE GO DOWN TO LAP 70 THE SECOND LAST LAP OF THE RACE SAINZ IS LEADING THE RACE BY A LONG WHOLE ALONSO AND BOTTAS FIGHT FOR 2ND ALONSO LOOKS RATHER SLOW AS HIS TYRE DEG HAS CREEPED UP BOTTAS HAS FRESHER FASTER TYRES HE OVERTAKES ALONSO AS WE GO DOWN THE LAST LAP OF THE RACE

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CARLOS SAINZ WINS THE AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX!!!!!!! HIS 2ND WIN OVERALL BOTTAS TAKES AN ABSOLUTE FANTASTIC P2 FOR ALFA ROMEO AND GETS ALFA ROMEO THEIR FIRST PODIUM IN FORMULA 1 VALTERRI BOTTAS IS BACK ON THE PODIUM ONCE AGAIN

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:17 PM

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ABSULUTELY INSANE FANTASTIC RACE WHAT A THRILLER

regal capeBOT Mar 17, 2023, 4:17 PM

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Congrats @fresh lance, you're now on lap 15

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:17 PM

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FERNANDO ALONSO TAKES P3 AND GETS HIS 100TH PODIUM

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PIASTRI AND SARGEANT TAKES THEIR FIRST EVER POINTS IN FORMULA 1

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ABSOLUTE THRILLING RACE HERE IN AUSTRIA

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:18 PM

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ALO14 📻YEEEEEES GUYS YEESSSSS 100TH PODIUM YEAAH ALO14 📻

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:19 PM

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BOT77 📻 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GOOO GUYS
- LETS GOO VALTERRI ABSOLUTE FANTASTIC PERFOMANCE

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:19 PM

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SAI55 📻 LETS GOOOO YES YES YEEEES AND CONGRATS TO FERNANDO📻

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WOOOOHOOO

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WHAT A RACE

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:20 PM

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what a thrilling race eh zakinbono isnt it?

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:20 PM

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YES YES IT IS

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Brillant race

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:21 PM

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Look at the smile on valterri , a well deserved podium for him

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:22 PM

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You are right he is very happy

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:22 PM

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68th podium for this man i am sure he will celebrate that

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 4:23 PM

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And thats it for this weekend we will se you

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:23 PM

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and carlos sainz's 2nd win absolutely breathtaking

untold zinc Mar 17, 2023, 4:24 PM

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fresh lance And thats it for this weekend we will se you

yep we will see you next week in belgium for the belgian gp untill then its @untold zinc signing off...

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 7:45 PM

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Hello everybody and welcome back to this the british grand Prix here in silverstone this is the starting grid for todays exciting event

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

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@untold zinc did u just do the Spanish gp?

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

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fresh lance Hello everybody and welcome back to this the british grand Prix here in silverst...

What

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It's the Belgian gp

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

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Sorry

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

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Wait no

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Wtffff

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What is it

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

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untold zinc ABSOLUTE THRILLING RACE HERE IN AUSTRIA

Wa

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Where's the Sprint race

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Ok

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Sp

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@fresh lance totally mb, it is the British gp

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I'm sorry

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 7:49 PM

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Bruh

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:49 PM

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🗿

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You can do the starting grid ig idk

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If you want

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:52 PM

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untold zinc CARLOS SAINZ WINS THE AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX!!!!!!! HIS 2ND WIN OVERALL BOTTAS TAKE...

Final order for Austrian gp:

Sainz
Bottas
Alonso
Gasly
Zhou
Albon
Norris
Piastri
Sargeant
Leclerc
Tsunoda
Magnussen
De vries

DNF:
Hulkenberg
HamiltonBlackAndWhite 5 place grid drop for next race
Verstappen
Stroll investigation
Perez investigation
Russell
Ocon

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 7:53 PM

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P1 Alonso
P2 leclerc
P3 sainz
P4 Perez
P5 bottas
P6 zhou
P7 Russell
P8 Hamilton
P9 Stroll
P10 Hulkenberg
P11 magnusen
P12 de vries
P13 sargeant
P14 piastry
P15 albon
P16 tsunoda
P17 gasly
P18 ocon
P19 norris
P20 Verstappen BlackAndWhite

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 7:59 PM

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And it's 5 Red lights, ahead of the drivers for the British Grand prix...ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO!
Alonso gets a great start but so does Charles Leclerc! He's on the inside of Alonso and they're side by side! Sainz trying to get into the foray aswell, and both mercedes are ahead of the alfas!

fresh lance Mar 17, 2023, 8:05 PM

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GREAT DRIVING FROM BOTH OF THE MERCS

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 8:07 PM

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AND THATS AN ALPINE SPUN ROUND AT TURN2, SAFETY CAR DEPLOYED

proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 8:26 PM

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Position Order:

Alonso
Leclerc
Perez
Sainz
Russel
Hamilton
Verstappen
Stroll
Bottas
Gasly
Sargeant
Hulkenburg
Zhou
De vries
Piastri
Tsunoda
Albon
Magnusen
Norris

DNF:
20. Ocon BlackAndWhite

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 1
Flag: scboard

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That's Ocon in the barrier! Nyck De Vries under investigation for that collision.

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 9:30 PM

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@proper gull tell me how Verstappen went from p20 to p1 in 3 turns

proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 10:14 PM

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placid lagoon <@582621342814306305> tell me how Verstappen went from p20 to p1 in 3 turns

What do you mean? He never did. There wasn't any previous order posted.

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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fresh lance P1 Alonso P2 leclerc P3 sainz P4 Perez P5 bottas P6 zhou P7 Russell P8 Hamilton ...

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proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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placid lagoon ...

That was for the previous race

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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No it isnt

proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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How could max DNF before the race started?

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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placid lagoon You can do the starting grid ig idk

See, I told him to post the starting grid

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 10:18 PM

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proper gull How could max DNF before the race started?

He didn't dnf

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I guess he had an incident in quali

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Either didn't set a q1 time or had a collision with someone

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Could also be power Unit components

proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 10:19 PM

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Whatever

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Better?

placid lagoon Mar 17, 2023, 10:21 PM

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I mean

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Yes superficially is better but still, p20 to p7 in 3 corners is crazy

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Whatever

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Someone continue pls imma leave

proper gull Mar 17, 2023, 10:22 PM

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Considering a driver went off the track and DNF'd really can mess up the standings

untold zinc Mar 18, 2023, 5:44 AM

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placid lagoon <@989555845656371230> did u just do the Spanish gp?

we did the austrian gp

fresh lance Mar 18, 2023, 5:54 AM

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placid lagoon Could also be power Unit components

Power unit components

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Sorry i didnt say it was a grid penalty

untold zinc Mar 18, 2023, 10:48 AM

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"The collision between car number OCO31 and car number DEV21 has been considered a racing incident "

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AS WE GO TO GREEN FLAG RACING

untold zinc Mar 20, 2023, 3:42 PM

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why no one be active here.......

placid lagoon Mar 20, 2023, 6:21 PM

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Idk

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I still gotta do standings ahh

proper gull Mar 20, 2023, 7:16 PM

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Alonso still leading into turn 1, Verstappen trying to make a move on Hamilton- AND THERE'S A TIRE ON THE TRACK AS TSUNODA MAKES A MOVE ON PIASTRI. Tsunoda is out of the race. shows replay You can see how Piastri just cut Yuki off. We're under Virtual Safety Car conditions.

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Position Order:

Alonso
Leclerc
Perez
Sainz
Russel
Verstappen
Hamilton
Stroll
Bottas
Sargeant
Gasly
Hulkenburg
Zhou
De vries
Piastri 5S
Albon
Magnusen
Norris

DNF:
19. Tsunoda
20. Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 2
Flag: vscboard

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And Piastri has gotten a 5 second penalty! Albon also appears to have front wing damage and Piastri appears to be missing a chunk of his floor.

fresh lance Mar 20, 2023, 7:36 PM

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But Piastri stays out and is out of Luck because norris in last is 2 SECONDS behind him.

proper gull Mar 20, 2023, 7:59 PM

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Albon is coming into the pits as the debris is now off the track. We are expecting a green flag shortly.

placid lagoon Mar 21, 2023, 1:23 AM

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Alonso backing up the back as they head around the final corner, weaving, waiting...and he goes! Leclerc already on his tail, pushing him along as they head around turns 1 and 2! Hamilton side by side with Verstappen and ITS BY AN INCH! VERSTAPPEN ALMOST PUSHES HAMILTON INTO THE WALL, but they make it through cleanly, Hamilton on the inside and SENDS IT ON MAX VERSTAPPEN! THE DUTCHMAN HAS TO GO OFF, CUTS THE CHICANE, OFF GOES HAMILTON, THROUGH GOES LOGAN SARGEANT!!

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The American up from p10 to p6!!!

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And we cut to the lead where it's 3 WIDE GOING INTO BROOKLANDS! (Alonso on the inside, leclerc to the right, and Perez around the outside)

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proper gull Mar 21, 2023, 1:43 AM

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This is amazing racing! Piastri pushing quite hard on De Vries, he seems quite determined to make up his penalty. AND OH MY! ITS FOUR WIDE BETWEEN ALBON, PIASTRI, NORRIS, AND MAGNUSSON! Kevin keeping the lead throughout the chicane.

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McLaren (Piastri) Radio : Box box. You've got some front wing damage from you clash there. We'll serve you five second penalty as well.

untold zinc Mar 21, 2023, 12:33 PM

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Oh we see yellow flags in sector 3 OHHH ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN he is having a mechanical failure and is retiring from this grand prix

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That is a safety car as we see max verstappen stopped on the side of the track

placid lagoon Mar 21, 2023, 1:18 PM

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And that triggers a bunch of activity in the pitlane, almost the entire field coming into the pits

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Order after pits:

placid lagoon Mar 21, 2023, 1:33 PM

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Position Order:

Driver - stops

Stroll - 0 w_soft
Gasly - 0 w_soft
Hulkenberg - 0 w_medium
De Vries - 0
Leclerc - 1 w_hard
Alonso - 1 w_hard
Perez - 1 w_hard
Sainz - 1 w_hard
Norris - 0 w_soft
Russell - 1 w_hard
Sargeant - 1 w_hard
Hamilton - 1 w_hard
Magnusen - 1
Zhou - 1 w_hard
Albon - 1
Bottas - 1 w_hard
Piastri - 1

DNF:
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 13
Flag: scboard

untold zinc Mar 21, 2023, 1:39 PM

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We are under the safety car and might go to green flag racing but OHHH GEORGE RUSSELL IS IN GRAVEL!!!!

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Russell was trying to heat up the tyres but then he spun it and beached that mercedes onto the gravel and he is out of this race and the safety car period has been extended.... on his home race again!!!

placid lagoon Mar 21, 2023, 2:38 PM

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That's unfortunate for George, second year in a row he is out at his home race.

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(A few laps later) the safety car is ending on lap 19, and away we go! Stroll gets a good getaway but Gasly is right on his back! They're side by side going into farm, Stroll defending on the inside!

proper gull Mar 21, 2023, 7:26 PM

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BUT GASLY PUSHED THE ALPINE AS MUCH AS HE CAN! AND HE MAKES THE MOVE! That's Pierre Gasly in the lead of the British Grand Prix! Can he he get his second win today? Gasly is on soft tyres so he will have to pit, but his pace is insane! Sargeant also making a wonderful overtake on Norris.

placid lagoon Mar 21, 2023, 10:21 PM

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Position Order:

Driver - stops

Gasly - 0 w_soft
Stroll - 0 w_soft
Leclerc - 1 w_hard
Alonso - 1 w_hard
Sainz - 1 w_hard
Perez - 1 w_hard
Russell - 1 w_hard
Hulkenberg - 0 w_medium
Sargeant - 1 w_hard
Hamilton - 1 w_hard
De Vries - 0
Norris - 0 w_soft
Magnusen - 1
Zhou - 1 w_hard
Albon - 1
Bottas - 1 w_hard
Piastri - 1

DNF:
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 21
Flag: greenflag

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Gasly and Stroll with relatively heavy degradation now, and leclerc breezes past the Aston martin, and is hot on the heels of gasly

proper gull Mar 21, 2023, 10:36 PM

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Aston Martin (Stroll) Radio : Come in this lap.

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Stroll is pitting! We'll see how the overcut fared against the drivers who pitted during the safety car. Stroll does have a 7 second lead on Sainz. He should be coming out right behind Hulkenburg. Gasly and Norris should be coming in soon as well.

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 1:11 PM

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BUT HERE COMES CARLOS SAINZ DOWN THE INSIDE OF ALONSO AND LECLERC AND HE MAKES A DOUBLE OVERTAKE FOR 2nd

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As we see gasly pitting and that means sainz has taken the lead of british gp

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ferrari 1-2 position now at this very moment as we see bottas overtaking albon and zhou

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 1:16 PM

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placid lagoon Position Order: Driver - stops Gasly - 0 <:w_soft:957996491597811743> Stroll ...

Btw russel dnfed

placid lagoon Mar 22, 2023, 1:19 PM

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Oh I forgot

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Mb

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Position Order:

Driver - stops

Leclerc - 1 w_hard
Sainz - 1 w_hard
Alonso - 1 w_hard
Hamilton - 1 w_hard
Perez - 1 w_hard
Sargeant - 1 w_hard
Gasly - 1 w_medium
Stroll - 1
Magnusen - 1
Bottas - 1 w_hard
Zhou - 1 w_hard
Albon - 1
Piastri - 1
Hulkenberg - 1 w_soft
De Vries - 1 w_soft
Norris - 1

DNF:
Russell
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 30
Flag: greenflag

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 2:58 PM

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1.Leclerc - 1 w_hard
2.Sainz - 1 w_hard
3.Alonso - 1 w_hard
4.Hamilton - 1 w_hard
5.Perez - 1 w_hard
6.Sargeant - 1 w_hard
7.Gasly - 1 w_medium
8.Stroll - 1
9.Magnusen - 1
10.Bottas - 1 w_hard
11.Zhou - 1 w_hard
12.Albon - 1
13.Piastri - 1
14.Hulkenberg - 1 w_soft
15.De Vries - 1 w_soft
16.Norris - 1

DNF:
Russell
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 33
Flag: greenflag

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OH THERE IS A REDBULL GONE OFF AND IT IS SERGIO PEREZ AND THE MERCEDES OF HAMILTON

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Perez has gone into the barrier hard and hamilton has a puncture and broken wing

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as we see the replay

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perez was going for 4th when lewis spun him and he has crashed

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Race control fialogo - "Car number HAM44 (HAM)has got a 10 second penalty for causing a collision with Car number PER11 (PER) "

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oh and its a RED FLAG

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Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 37
Flag: : redflag

placid lagoon Mar 22, 2023, 3:15 PM

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15 laps to go after the red flag concludes!

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 3:15 PM

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ITS LIGHTS OUT AND A WE GO AGAIN!!!

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 5:18 PM

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Bottas gets a great start he has overtaken magnussen

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Lando gets an absolutely fantastic start he just made a triple overtake

proper gull Mar 22, 2023, 5:48 PM

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But Leclerc's tires are cold! He looses thee positions from the restart!

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Leclerc Radio ferrari : F***!!!! NO!!

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Most of the drivers on hards all seem to be falling back a bit. Lewis Hamilton locked up into turn two! Gasly's already back up to fifth!

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Driver - Interval

Sainz - Leader
Alonso - +0.216
Perez - + 0.167
Leclerc - +0.366
Gasly - +0.258
Sargeant - +0.163
Stroll - +0.096
Bottas - +0.192
Magnusen - +0.247
Albon - +0.291
Zhou - +0.547
Piastri - +0.411
Norris - +0.172
Hulkenberg - +0.294
De Vries - +0.173
Hamilton - +0.265

DNF:
17. Russell
18. Verstappen
19. Tsunoda
20. Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Partly cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 37
Flag: greenflag

untold zinc Mar 22, 2023, 6:14 PM

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proper gull Most of the drivers on hards all seem to be falling back a bit. Lewis Hamilton l...

lewis is in the back of the grid cuz he was overtaken by everyone after the crash

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and then the red flag came

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so

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hamilton aint p6

proper gull Mar 22, 2023, 6:45 PM

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untold zinc lewis is in the back of the grid cuz he was overtaken by everyone after the cras...

Oh sorry

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Fixed it

placid lagoon Mar 22, 2023, 7:57 PM

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Wouldn't everyone change to softs or mediums after a red flag @proper gull?

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I don't get why people would be on hards

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For 15 laps

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Driver - Interval

Sainz - Leader
Alonso - +0.216
Perez - + 0.167
Leclerc - +0.366
Gasly - +0.258
Sargeant - +0.163
Stroll - +0.096
Bottas - +0.192
Magnusen - +0.247
Albon - +0.291
Zhou - +0.547
Piastri - +0.411
Norris - +0.172
Hulkenberg - +0.294
De Vries - +0.173
Hamilton - +0.265

DNF:
17. Russell
18. Verstappen
19. Tsunoda
20. Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Partly cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 38/52
Flag: greenflag

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"Martin, I don't know if it's just me, but will the soft tires last the full distance?"

"Well, everyone on sorts is on used sorts apart from Lando Norris, so theyll be getting into puncture territory. All the medium runners are on used tires aswell."

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"Interesting strategy from ferrari, putting leclerc on hards..."

placid lagoon Mar 22, 2023, 8:03 PM

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placid lagoon Wouldn't everyone change to softs or mediums after a red flag <@5826213428143063...

Asking your opinion to see if we can make the ending exciting

proper gull Mar 22, 2023, 8:14 PM

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placid lagoon Asking your opinion to see if we can make the ending exciting

Yeah forgot about the red flag. Just pretend they changed

placid lagoon Mar 22, 2023, 8:15 PM

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Done totoyes

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And we continue on lap 38

proper gull Mar 22, 2023, 8:16 PM

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Stroll seems to be making a move on Sargeant. The gap is down to 0.021 seconds!

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Williams Sargeant Radio : Bottas will be pushing Stroll soon. Keep pushing for a few more laps.

placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 1:41 AM

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A lap later, and stroll is on full attack mode on Sargeant! Coming down the hangar straight with DRS on the American! He fakes to the left to the right, AND SENDS THE DUMMY AROUND THE OUTSIDE! Logan will fight it at Vale now, looking for a gap...

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But the camera has cut away as there's yellow flags in sector 1 AND ITS CARLOS SAINZ! CARLOS SAINZ HAS A FRONT LEFT PUNCTURE WITH 7 LAPS TO GO, OH MY OH MY! He's trundling through abbey with 3 wheels, and he has fallen right down the order! Surely that'll scare some of the soft tire runners!

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Driver - Interval

Alonso - Leader
Perez - + 1.217
Leclerc - +0.966
Gasly - +1.858
Stroll - +0.096
Sargeant - +0.041
Bottas - +0.612
Magnusen - +0.711
Albon - +1.391
Sainz - +1.891 (Puncture)
Zhou - +0.247
Hamilton - +0.1.45
Norris - +1.372
Piastri - +2.301
Hulkenberg - +0.104
De Vries - +1.145

DNF:
17. Russell
18. Verstappen
19. Tsunoda
20. Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Partly cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 45/52
Flag: yellowflag S1

untold zinc Mar 23, 2023, 9:37 AM

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Its really unfortunate for sainz in this late stage of this race

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really unlucky

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OH AND THERE IS SMOKE FROM THE REAR OF THE FERRARI AND THATS CHARLES LECLERC

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CHARLES LECLERC IS OUT OF THIS RACE!!!!!!!!!

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He has stopped in the side of the track which has caused a late SAFETY CAR

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everyone will be bunching up now

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LEC16 📻 - F**K NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Conditions:
Weather: Partly cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 47/52
Flag: scboard

proper gull Mar 23, 2023, 11:04 AM

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Well, that has most definitely saved Sargeant for now, but Ferrari's weekend has been destroyed in the matter of seconds.

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But this puts Gasly up to third! Will he settle for a podium or will he go for a win?

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AND LEWIS HAMILTON IS COMING INTO THE PITS FOR A NEW SET OF SOFTS! THIS IS CRAZY! Can the 7 time world champion make up all his positions and gain with new softs?

placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 11:33 AM

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Driver - Tire
Alonso w_soft
Perez - w_medium
Gasly -
Stroll - w_soft
Sargeant -
Bottas - w_soft
Magnusen - w_soft
Albon -
Zhou -
Norris - w_soft
Piastri -
Hulkenberg -
De Vries - w_soft
Hamilton -
Sainz - w_soft

DNF:
Leclerc
Russell
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon

Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 49/52
Flag: greenflag

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And we go green! Alonso leads Perez precariously on the soft tires, ahead of gasly, Stroll, and Logan Sargeant. Hamilton has already gained a place into turn 2!

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Martin: I don't know if the softs are gonna make it to the end for Alonso, Stroll, bottas, Magnussen, and de vries. Hamilton should be mighty quick though, so we will see if he can reach maybe into the points.

proper gull Mar 23, 2023, 11:41 AM

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And Norris makes a mighty overtake on Zhou and Albon who were in their own battle for 8th- AND ALONSO SPINS INTO TURN THREE! PEREZ IS LEADING THE SILVERSTONE GP 2023! CAN HE GET HIS 6th WIN? PIERRE GASLY IN SECOND AND STROLL CLOSE BEHIND! THE AMERICAN OF SARGEANT UP TO FOURTH! HE'S PUSHING FOR THAT PODIUM!

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Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Lap: 49/52
Flag: Yellow S3

placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 12:34 PM

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ALONSO HAS A PUNCTURE FROM THAT SPIN! HIS RIGHT FRONT IS SHREDDED AND THAT IS HIM LIMPING DOWN THE WELLINGTON STRAIGHT!

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No yellow flags as he pulls off into a safe place to retire.

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And that's a williams off at Stowe, AND ITS ALEX ALBON! His mediums have gone flat and he's pulling into the pitlane! Everyone seems to be struggling with tire wear at the end of this race!

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Weather: Light rain
Lap: 49/52
Flag: Green

untold zinc Mar 23, 2023, 12:54 PM

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bruhhh

placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 12:59 PM

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It happens

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Yall keep taking out Hamilton and Russell 🗿

untold zinc Mar 23, 2023, 1:46 PM

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placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 2:30 PM

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redbull 📻 - Nurse the tires home please
PER11 📻 - Gasly is close though, I've gotta keep pushing
redbull 📻 - Checo, this an order, please nurse the tires home
PER11 📻 - No!

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Alpine 📻 - Perez has high tire wear, keep on him

untold zinc Mar 23, 2023, 4:07 PM

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BUT HERE COMES LOGAN SARGEANT DOWN THE INSIDE OF STROLL AND TAKES THAT P3

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BUT STROLL IS NOT GIVING UP WITHOUT A FIGHT HE IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH SARGEANT

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OH STROLL HAS A PUNCTURE THAT SOFT TYRES ARE DEAD

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AS HE IS NOW LIMPING BACK TO THE PITS LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE ON THAT ASTON MARTIN

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STR18 📻 - NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOO
- We are sorry lance box box

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OH PEREZ LOCKS UP!!!!!!!!!! HE DIDNT HEAR THE TEAM ORDERS AND THAT MEDIUM TYRES ARE DYING RIGHT NOW HE HAS LOST THE POSITION TO GASLY AND LOGAN AND BOTTAS IN THE SECOND LAST LAP

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PIERE GASLY LEADS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX AND LOGAN SARGEANT IN P2 AND VALTERRI BOTTAS IN P3 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

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1.Gasly 🥇
2.Sargeant 🥈
3;Bottas 🥉
4.Perez
5.Magnusen
6.Albon
7.Zhou
8.Hamilton
9.Sainz
10.Norris
11.Piastri
12.Stroll
13.Hulkenberg
14.De Vries

DNF:
Leclerc
Russell
Verstappen
Tsunoda
Ocon
Alonso

Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 52/52
Flag: greenflag

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AS WE ROUND UP THE FINAL CORNERS PIERE GASLY WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!!!!!!!!! LOGAN SARGEANT TAKES P2 FOR HIS FIRST EVER PODIUM IN FORMULA 1!!!!!! VALTERRI BOTTAS THE CONSISTENT MAN TAKES ANOTHER PODIUM AND TAKES THAT P3

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GAS10 📻 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS WHAT DID WE JUST DO GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO
- OH MY GOD PIERE YOU JUST WON THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX

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SAR2 📻 - LETS GOOOOOOOOOO THATS A PODIUM HAHA IT FEELS GOOD!! AHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
- LOGAN THAT WAS FANTASTIC MARVELOUS

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BOT77 📻 - HAHA YES GUYS WE DID IT AGAIN!!! WOHOOOOO F**K YEA!!! WOOOO
- GREAT JOB VALTERRI !!!! FANTASTIC JOB

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FANTASTIC RACE FOR ALL THESE DRIVERS AS THEY WALK INTO THE PODIUM

placid lagoon Mar 23, 2023, 6:25 PM

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(Sargeant won the Saudi gp)

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Alpine 📻 - Pierre, you did amazing today! Fantastic job out on track to bring home Alpine's second win! Brilliant!

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SAR2 📻 - OOOH SAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEE
williams 📻 - BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIGHT

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williams 📻 - Fantastic job today, first Jeddah now this! Big thank you from the whole team, brilliant performance.

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(Note: let's do sprints as well as sprint weekends for the remaining 4 sprints

proper gull Mar 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

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Hello and welcome to Hungary! We're here bright and early for practice 1. Pierre Gasly took a wonderful win last race in Silverstone, can he keep that pace with him? The Williams of Sargeant also brought home the second podium of the year. We do have some light rain today, and it's expected to get worse.

dusk moth Mar 24, 2023, 5:29 AM

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And FP1 has started with the 2 Red Bulls coming out of the pits. (Fast forward 15 minutes) Oh! That's a Ferrari! It's Carlos Sainz! He's in the wakll at the same place he crashed last year!

untold zinc Mar 24, 2023, 5:42 AM

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do we really have to fp sessions?

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i think quali and race is enough..

fresh lance Mar 24, 2023, 6:15 AM

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Me too it takes to long time

untold zinc Mar 24, 2023, 6:18 AM

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time travels into qualifying

proper gull Mar 24, 2023, 10:51 AM

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Welcome back to Hungary. We're here for qualifying this Saturday morning. Earlier this morning, the two Red Bulls showed incredible pace.

untold zinc Mar 24, 2023, 12:46 PM

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As we start getting into Q1

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oooh perez has gone fastest

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and max is going for his one and only flying lap here

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As we cut back to nico hulkenberg crossing the line only for p17

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kevin magnussen next to cross the line for p15

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there is yellow flags out there in sector 3 and it is MAX VERSTAPPEN

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max verstappen is going very slowly in sector 3 he has a gearbox failure!!!

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VER1 📻 - Ahhhh gearbox is gone f**k
argh - Box box we see the issue its critical we are out in Q1

proper gull Mar 24, 2023, 7:10 PM

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PER11 📻 - Is Max out?
argh - Yeah. Gearbox issues

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Fortunately, Max did set a P7 time before his gearbox issue. However, he would defrenitly want to improve that. And we cut over to the two Ferraris. Leclerc letting Sainz get his slipstre- AND SAINZ HAS CRASHED INTO LECLERC! THATS A FIRE! THEY ARE BOTH OUT WITH ONLY LECLERC SETTING A TIME! And that's a red flag I see!

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Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest Tire Compound: Dry
Time Remaining: 15:08
Flag: redflag

Pole: Sergio Perez

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 8:37 AM

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As we see both drivers getting out of their car and looks to be okay!

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Thank god they both are okay Leclerc must frustated by him right now

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https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-fan-frustration-anger-bang-cap-ferrari-gif-26299713

Tenor

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Another day for scuderia ferrari fans to forget...

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 9:50 AM

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As the session starts

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as we cut back lewis hamilton about to finish is first and only lap of q3 OH AND HE GOES FOR POLE

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LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES POLE POSITION FOR THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

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chequered flag has been bought out

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is lewis going for pole??? after a long time

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sergio perez crosses the line and its only good for P2!!!!!

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Valterri is next to cross the line AND HE GOES TO P2 AND GOES ONTO THE FRONT ROW IN THAT ALFA ROMEO AND PUTS PEREZ TO P3!!!!!

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THATS A STUNNING LAP FOR VALTERRI BOTTAS

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and piere gasly last race winner crosses the line for p4

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and ocon goes to p5

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stunning job from alpine

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lando norris crosses the line for p6

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logan sargeant takes p7

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fernando alonso crosses the line p8 after a horrendous Q3

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Leclerc takes p9 with no time

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Verstappen takes the last position of the top 10 with no time

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Lewis hamilton takes pole position for the hungarian grand prix!!!!

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Hamilton - POLE
Bottas
Perez
Gasly
Ocon
Norris
Sargeant
Alonso
Leclerc
Verstappen
Russell
Zhou
Stroll
14.Albon
Sainz
Piastri
Hulkenberg
Magnussen
Tsunoda
De vries

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:17 PM

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🗿

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Why ping 🗿

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:18 PM

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bored 🗿

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:18 PM

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Ok

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:18 PM

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start the race

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:18 PM

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Let's do this then ig

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Welcome to the 2023 Hungarian Grand Prix! As the rain pours down on the track, let's take a look at our starting grid.

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:19 PM

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||imagine if we stimulated the entire race together ||

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:19 PM

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Hamilton
Bottas
Perez
Gasly
Ocon
Norris
Sargeant
Alonso
Leclerc
Verstappen
Russell
Zhou
Stroll
14.Albon
Sainz
Piastri
Hulkenberg
Magnussen
Tsunoda
De vries

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:19 PM

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untold zinc ||imagine if we stimulated the entire race together ||

It'd be silly

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And someone's off on the formation lap and it's KEVIN MAGNUSSEN! Just like in 2016 Brazil, a haas has gone off on the formation lap

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And that's it for his race, before it even begins!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:20 PM

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That means the alpha tauri's have been promoted 1 place

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:21 PM

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Certified HAAS moment ™️

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And it's 5 red lights ahead of the drivers for the Hungarian Grand prix...

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:22 PM

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AND ITS LIGHTS OUT AND A WAY WE GO!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:23 PM

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Hamilton gets an excellent start, but bottas is falling back! Perez comes through, then gasly, but they're all away cleanly! Down into turn 1, Hamilton defends the inside from perez

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:23 PM

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Another really poor start for valterri bottas

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:25 PM

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Martin: his tires were cold, you could see he had no traction off the line whatsoever!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:25 PM

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that afla's tyres have been warmed up as he goes to overtake the alpine of gasly and ROUND THE OUTSIDE of gasly goes valterri bottas and takes p3 for now!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:26 PM

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And there's debris in the back and A RED BULL IS ROUND

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A stray front wing aswell as that'll be a safety car!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:27 PM

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and at the front of the pack perez is right on the heels of hamilton just trying to get the opportunity oh buts its a safety car!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:27 PM

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Now who has gone into the back of max Verstappen?!

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Verstappen will rejoin the race but he will be dead last

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:28 PM

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Martin who hit verstappen ?

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as we see max verstappen pitting for a front wing change

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max must be fuming right now after reliability issues in qualifying and now he has been hit in lap 1

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:31 PM

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Zhou guanyu comes in for a new front wing, so I suppose he got involved in this turn 1 collision.

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Really unfortunate for the Chinese driver and for the whole Alfa team. They had an abysmal start.

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Hamilton
Perez
Bottas
Gasly
Alonso
Leclerc
Norris
Sargeant
Russell
Stroll
Sainz
Albon
Piastri
Hulkenberg
Tsunoda
De vries
Verstappen
Zhou

Lap: 2/70
Weather: Heavy rain w_wet
Flag: scboard

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:34 PM

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its lap 4 of the race as we see the safety car coming in and we go back to green flag racing

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:35 PM

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Hamilton gets a decent getaway, but Perez has an even better one!

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Who will be last on the brakes?

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:37 PM

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as we go into turn 1 Perez fakes to left goes to the right AND DOWN THE INSIDE OF HAMILTON GOES PEREZ

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and takes the lead

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As george russell overtakes logan sargeant

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:38 PM

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Bottas and gasly dueling into turn 2, gasly trying the long way around!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:39 PM

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oooh george russell is flying right now he overtakes both albon and piastri in the same corner for a double overtake now

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that merc has definitely has got some pace in there

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:40 PM

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Gasly goes around the outside of Valtteri bottas! Hes stuck it through into p3 once again, but out of turn 3 he gets a little twitch of oversteer, and that invites Fernando Alonso into the mix aswell!

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He's trying to get through both of them, on the outside of Bottas here into turn 4

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Can he stick it?

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:42 PM

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No he cant as alonso has got no room and bottas holds for that p4

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:42 PM

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Alonso goes wide and HERE COMES CHARLES LECLERC!

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On the outside of turn 5, side by side!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:43 PM

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Charles leclerc overtake fernando alonso that aston martin is definitely having some issues in the rain

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:46 PM

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Now we cut to Carlos sainz going around the outside of Lance Stroll at turn 5, very similar to his teammate's move

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:46 PM

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VER1 📻 - Uhhh.. Is there some other damage in the car the car feels really slow into turn 7
argh 📻 - We are checking we will come back to you

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:47 PM

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Onto lap 5 now, Hamilton is sizing up a re-overtake on perez

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:48 PM

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Hamilton Is going ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF PEREZ!!!!

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AND TAKES THE LEAD AGAIN

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Oh esteban ocon is going slow and coming to a stop on the side of the track oh ocon's race is over now

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As we see perez going for another overtake BUT HE CANT STOP HE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRIER AND HE IS OUT OF THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

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PER11 📻 - BRAKE FAILURE !!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Perez has got a brake failure and he goes straight on and he is out and that is a safety car

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:55 PM

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Alex albon comes in to pit for slight wing damage

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 1:55 PM

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placid lagoon Hamilton Perez Bottas Gasly Alonso Leclerc Norris Sargeant Russell Stroll Sainz...

1.Hamilton
2.Bottas
3.Gasly
4.Leclerc
5.Alonso
6.Russell
7.Norris
8.Sainz
9.Sargeant
10Stroll
11.Piastri
12.Hulkenberg
13.Magnussen
14.Tsunoda
15.De Vries
16.Albon
17.Zhou
18.Verstappen

DNF
Ocon
Perez

Lap: 12/70
Weather: Heavy Rain
Best trye - w_wet
Flag: scboard

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 1:56 PM

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The safety car is coming in, and we can get racing once again! Hamilton with a good start this time, already stretching his lead to Valtteri Bottas, who is under pressure from Gasly!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:00 PM

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But valterri covers off gasly and still maintains his position

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Oooh bottas and gasly both gaining on hamilton

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:01 PM

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As Russell sends it down the inside of Fernando alonso, and moves up into 5th place

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:02 PM

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OH GASLY CUTS THE CHICANE OFF GOES LEWIS AND THROUGH GOES VALTERRI BOTTAS!!!!!!

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UNBELIVEABLE STUFF

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Up into first he goes!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Gasly overtakes lewis as well!!!!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:03 PM

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And lewis is struggling as leclerc and Russell are on him going onto lap 14

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:03 PM

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lewis suddenly in the span of 2 corners goes to p3

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Russell overtakes leclerc IS HE GOING FOR THE DOUBLE OVERTAKE ON HAMILTON AS WELL?!??!?!?

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:05 PM

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Into turn 2, down the inside he goes! The two bang tires, but George Russell is up into p3!

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HAM44 📻 - Is there damage? The car feels slow

mercedes 📻 - So, lewis, there seems to be minor floor damage. Keep it in check. Nothing serious at the moment, just make sure to not worsen it.

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:06 PM

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OH THATS BAD NEWS FOR MERCEDES HAMILTON HAS SOME DAMAGE ON HIS FLOOR

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What a start for russell that is from all the way from p11 to p3!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:08 PM

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And he's already on the back of Pierre Gasly!

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This man is unstoppable!

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To turn 12 we go, sizing up a move on the Frenchman...

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:09 PM

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HE GOES FOR THE DIVEBOMB ON GASLY

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TO TAKE P2 OF THIS GRAND PRIX

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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING STUFF

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As we see the forecast the rain will stop at around lap 60

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Heavy rain till lap 58

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:11 PM

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2 laps later, right on the tail of Valtteri Bottas into turn 1!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:12 PM

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Valterri is not giving up that fight easily he defends from russell

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We all know the past between these 2 people in 2021

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This fight is a bit personal between these 2

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:13 PM

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To turn 2 we go, Russell has a great exit, he tries the inside, BUT FAKES TO THE OUTSIDE! HE HOLDS IT AROUND THE CORNER, BUT HAS A SMALL TWITCH OF OVERSTEER AND SLIDES ONTO THE GRASS! He concedes the position, but keeps p2.

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:13 PM

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its lap 25 now

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:14 PM

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The pressure is on here

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:14 PM

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some drivers are struggling with tyre wear

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:14 PM

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As bottas once again has to defend from George russell

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He dives down the inside but goes deep!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:15 PM

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VER1 📻 - Man i am dead last i cant do anything its really slow i would advise we retire to save the components
argh 📻 - Max i think we have some potential in for some points during the dry period stay out stay out!!

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And bottas keeps that lead

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As we see tension from red bull garage they are not having fun during the last couple of races

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:18 PM

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AlfaRomeo 📻 - Box box, box box for wets
BOT77 📻 - ok

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:18 PM

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RUS63 📻 - Crikey this man is defending like hell

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As race leader valterri bottas box for a new set of wets for the rest of the wet period

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cheekytoto 📻 - BOX BOX BOX

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:19 PM

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RUS63 📻 - Confirm

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As Russell comes in to pit, wait is that Piastri on the inters?

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Martin, his sector times are crazy!

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I didn't finish

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🗣️

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I had to go do smth and was gonna say

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"His times are 3 seconds off, what was mclaren thinking?"

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Smh

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:22 PM

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Forecast - Rain stops at lap 58
- Dry period from lap 60 to the rest of the race

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Mclaren getting some inspiration from ferrari here what were they thinking???

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oh russell has got a slow stop 6.3 seconds that has given bottas some breathing room

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:24 PM

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(6.3 nice)

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Gasly coming down the straight, side by side with Russell into turn 1! Can he capitalize on the bad stop?

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:25 PM

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GASLY GONE FOR THE DIVEBOMB ON RUSSELL TAKES THAT P2 BUT NOT FOR LONG!!

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Russel has come for the switchback on gasly and take that p2 back again

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Toto must have shit his pants by now

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anyways

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:28 PM

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2 laps later...

DEV21 📻 - Gearbox! Gearbox is gone!

alphatauri 📻 - OK nyck, pull over in a safe position, we have to retire the car.

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:28 PM

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OH more bad luck for de vries again!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:28 PM

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He's pulled over on the main straight, and that's a dangerous position for a car to be stricken!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:28 PM

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Safety car deployed!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:28 PM

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That'll help a bunch of drivers that were going long!

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Order after pitstops:

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:29 PM

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That is really bad for valterri as he just built a gap and now its gone

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Its lap 55 now and we go green flag racing back again

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bottas gets an excellent start he has already got a second on russell by turn 3

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:31 PM

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Bottas
Russell
Gasly
Leclerc
Norris
Sainz
Alonso
Hamilton
Stroll
Hulkenberg
Tsunoda
Zhou
Sargeant
Albon
Verstappen
Piastri

DNF
De Vries
Ocon
Perez

Lap: 55/70
Weather: Heavy Rain
Best trye - w_wet
Flag: scboard

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:32 PM

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OHH GASLY MAKES CONTACT ON RUSSELL AND HE HAS SOME MINOR DAMAGE

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RUS63 📻 - I have been hit
cheekytoto 📻 - Damage is minimal, Its is fine carry on carry on

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:33 PM

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Russell loses the place!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:34 PM

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BUT THE BRIT ISNT GIVING UP HE IS FAKING TO THE LEFT GOES TO THE RIGHT AND OVERTAKES GASLY AGAIN!!!!

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meanwhile this is all playing in for valterri's hands as he has a 5 second gap already!

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its lap 58 and the rain has stopped!!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:35 PM

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Russell blinks first and pits for softs

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:35 PM

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And almost the entire grid boxes for a new spanking set of softs

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Literally everyone - BOX
all the drivers - copy

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Gasly jumps russel in the pits tho

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valterri has got smooth stop and has gone

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but george is not giving up he goes again for a divebomb on gasly and takes p2 again!!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:37 PM

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Hamilton has gained places, as has Norris and Albon

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:37 PM

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untold zinc but george is not giving up he goes again for a divebomb on gasly and takes p2 a...

Brilliant battle between the pair!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:37 PM

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Indeed!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:37 PM

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3 laps later...

Russell gaining on bottas with DRS, 3 tenths, 2 tenths, and down the inside he goes!!!

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He takes the inside, and they're side by side on the exit!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:38 PM

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GEORGE RUSSEL TAKES THE LEAD OF THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

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BUT THE FINN IS NOT GIVING UP THO!!

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:38 PM

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At turn 2, bottas will try a lunge...

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:38 PM

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As he bottas from all the way from the back DOES A LATE LUNGE ON RUSSELL AND TAKES THE LEAD AGAIN

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THIS IS FANTASTIC

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AS WE GO FOR THE LAST LAP OF THE GRAND PRIX!!!!

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LAP 70

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:40 PM

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RUSSELL WITH DRS

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:40 PM

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GAINING GAINING GAINING GAINING

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:40 PM

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Fakes to the left, to the right..

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:40 PM

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AND TAKES THE LEAD AGAIN!!

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VALTERRI DOES THE OLD SWITCHEROO

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AND TAKES THE LEAD AGAIN

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AS HE GOES DOWN TO THE FINAL CORNERS OF THE LAP TO WIN THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

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VALTERRI BOTTAS WINS THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:41 PM

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WHAT A RACE!

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BOT77 📻 - YESSSS BOYS! HAHA!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:42 PM

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BOT77 📻 - To whom it may concern , F**k you

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:42 PM

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cheekytoto 📻 - Good stuff mate, not quite the win but a brilliant comeback drive nontheless!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:43 PM

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GASLY CONCEDES FOR P3 ANOTHER PODIUM FOR THE FRENCHMEN

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:43 PM

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untold zinc <:BOT77:1081253106664345622> 📻 - To whom it may concern , F**k you

AlfaRomeo 📻 - Thank you Valtteri! Brilliant drive! That's our first win as Alfa Romeo in formula 1!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:43 PM

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placid lagoon <:AlfaRomeo:1081917314825474058> 📻 - Thank you Valtteri! Brilliant drive! That'...

BOT77 📻 - YESS WOHOOO!!!! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING GUYS

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Valterri takes his 11th win of his career

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:44 PM

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RUS63 📻 - Good race boys...p2! Congratulations to valtteri, he defended like an animal!

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:45 PM

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Bottas 🥇
Russell 🥈
Gasly 🥉
Leclerc
Norris
Sainz
Alonso
Hamilton
Stroll
Hulkenberg
Tsunoda
Zhou
Sargeant
Albon
Verstappen
Piastri

DNF
De Vries
Ocon
Perez

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:45 PM

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W race

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:46 PM

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As the drivers goes for the podium celebrations

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look at that man valterri he fully deserved this win

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:47 PM

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📺 🎙️ - Valtteri, what do you think led you to your victory today?

BOT77 🎙️ - Well, it must have something to do with the Porridge I ate this morning haha

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:48 PM

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haha!! the porridge boss is back again

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:48 PM

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untold zinc ||imagine if we stimulated the entire race together ||

^ willmao

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:49 PM

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Lmao

untold zinc Mar 25, 2023, 2:50 PM

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we just spent almost 1 hr 30 mins commentating lmaooo

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us both 🐐

placid lagoon Mar 25, 2023, 2:58 PM

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Oh wait fr lmao

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🐐 🐐

proper gull Mar 25, 2023, 5:41 PM

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You just did an entire race in 1.5 hours 😲

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||next race||

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Hello and welcome to Spa! We're here for qualifying. Clear skies and no signs of rain this morning.

untold zinc Mar 27, 2023, 5:17 AM

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for now

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As we get into Q1

proper gull Mar 27, 2023, 10:58 AM

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We see the Haas of Kevin Magnussen on his out lap

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There appears to be some technical faults in the Ferrari garage as well.

untold zinc Mar 27, 2023, 11:58 AM

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oh no not again for ferrari

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last race they both crashed into each other in qualifying now they have technical fault

untold zinc Mar 27, 2023, 12:48 PM

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We have got more updates on ferrari they have fixed it and both cars are going for their runs

untold zinc Mar 27, 2023, 2:54 PM

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Carlos sainz across the line HE GOES P1 WOW!!! THATS POLE POSITION

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stunning stuff from carlos

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next to cross the line FERNANDO ALONSO GOES P2!!!

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sergio perez to cross the line oh p3

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last race winner valterri bottas crosses the line to get?? P4 wow that alfa romeo has got some lightning pace

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lewis hamilton crosses the line for p5 just behind valterri (oh how the tables have turned)

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george russell crosses the line to get p6

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piere gasly crosses the line for p7

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max verstappen crosses for p8 after a horrendous qualifying yet again

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lando norris crosses for p9

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and logan sargeant rounds up the top 10

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chalres leclerc choosing not to do Q3 as they will be at the back of the grid with grid penalties for engine components

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So here is our qualifying results

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Sainz - POLE
Alonso
Perez
Bottas
Hamilton
Russell
Gasly
Verstappen
Norris
Sargeant
Stroll
Tsunoda
De vries
Albon
Zhou
Ocon
Piastri
Hulkenberg
Magnussen
Leclerc (grid penalty for engine components)

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ferrari sandwich willmao

proper gull Mar 27, 2023, 7:10 PM

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||next season we should make a championship so we can keep track of things||

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Welcome to Belgium! We're here at a cloudy but hot Spa. For todays sprint, Carlos Sainz will be starting in the lead today, but can he hold it for all 14 (maybe 15 not sure) laps? Bottas is also quite fast on this track, at least in the Mercedes. Can he keep that pace in the Alfa?

placid lagoon Mar 27, 2023, 8:49 PM

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proper gull ||next season we should make a championship so we can keep track of things||

(I'm keeping track)

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(Just fallen a race or two behind)

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(I'll get it up to date soon)

untold zinc Mar 28, 2023, 11:18 AM

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30 seconds until the start lights

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ITS LIGHTS OUT AND A WAY WE GO!!!

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Sainz gets an excellent start he defends against fernando alonso

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as we got eau rouge ALONSO AND SAINZ ARE SIDE BY SIDE UPTO EAU ROUGE AND THEY ARE STILL SIDE BY SIDE IN THE STRAIGHTS

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Sainz outbrakes alonso and takes the lead again what a great job from sainz

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As we see leclerc making up places at the start he is already upto 15th

proper gull Mar 28, 2023, 11:30 AM

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We see Verstappen easily getting sixth. The Haas of Kevin Magnussen is also catching Leclerc by about two tenths a lap. AND THATS A FRONT LOCK UP FROM SAINZ! ALONSO, PEREZ, AND BOTTAS ALL OVERTAKE HIM! That probably destroyed his tyres.

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📻: FK F**K!!!!!!! IM STUPID!!!!

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📻 ferrari : Your breaks are overheating. Take it easy into the corners.

placid lagoon Mar 28, 2023, 1:03 PM

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(Sainz locked up, the others overtook him)

untold zinc Mar 28, 2023, 1:22 PM

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placid lagoon (Sainz locked up, the others overtook him)

||bruh||

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||also like who all overtake him i literally make the race lb and i am confused af||

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thats huge!!!!

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Hamilton and bottas fighting each other they were old teammates for 5 years now but no james vowels can stop then now

proper gull Mar 28, 2023, 7:10 PM

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untold zinc ||also like who all overtake him i literally make the race lb and i am confused ...

||alonso, Perez, Bottas and I guess Lewis||

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We're onboard with Sainz here watching the commotion ahead. We're almost done with 2 of the 14 laps. Bottas succesfully fended off Lewis and Sainz is capitalizing on this! He's side-by-side at the chicane, THATS CONTACT AND A WING COMES FLYING OFF! THATS A MERCEDES WING!!! LEWIS JUST MISSED THE PITS AS HE STARTS LAP 3! It seems Bottas is the better driver of the two after all!

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Sprint Racing Order:

Alonso
Perez
Bottas
Sainz
Verstappen
Russell
Gasly
Sargeant
Norris
Tsunoda
Stroll
Zhou
Albon
Ocon
Leclerc
Hulkenberg
De vries
Magnussen
Piastri
Hamilton

Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest tire: Dry
Lap: 3/14
Flag: yellowflag S3

placid lagoon Mar 28, 2023, 10:08 PM

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RACE CONTROL: BLACK AND WHITE FLAG FOR CAR 77 (BOT)

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RACE CONTROL: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY FOR CAR 44 (HAM)

untold zinc Mar 29, 2023, 11:13 AM

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Oh as we see bottas getting a warning and race control has decided to give hamilton a 5 second penalty for the collision

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he is serving for the pitstop

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hamilton has come dead last now

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there is a titanic battle for the lead of the race between perez and alonso

proper gull Mar 29, 2023, 11:16 AM

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Perez has faster pace, but Alonso is maintaining the lead of the race. Verstappen and Sainz also squabbling for 4th. Further down the grid, there's a three-way fight for 13th, Leclerc overtaking Ocon

dusk moth Mar 31, 2023, 8:27 AM

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Into turn 5 now, Perez will have DRS, he's going for a lunge! Ohhhh... almost into Alonso!

peak patio Mar 31, 2023, 10:17 AM

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EVERY DRIVER HAS CRASHED OUT AT THE FIRST CORNER

drowsy frost Mar 31, 2023, 11:21 AM

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peak patio EVERY DRIVER HAS CRASHED OUT AT THE FIRST CORNER

WE JUST CAME TO KNOW THAT THIS COMMENTATOR IS A FREAKING LIER AND DESERVES TO BE SUE

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THE RACE STILL GOING ON PEREZ CATCHING UP TO MAX

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MAX LOOKING SLOW

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:22 PM

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breh max aint even in the top fighting

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cant yall leave us alone

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:22 PM

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Ignore them

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🚫 and move on willmao

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(For the 9th time this year we have a through goes Hamilton moment)

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:25 PM

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dusk moth Into turn 5 now, Perez will have DRS, he's going for a lunge! Ohhhh... almost in...

PEREZ GOES OF THE TRACK , CUTS THE CHICANE , OFF GOES ALONSO ....THROUGH GOES VALTERRI BOTTAS UNBELIEVABLE STUFF!!!!!

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:25 PM

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PEREZ GOES OF THE TRACK , CUTS THE CHICANE , OFF GOES ALONSO ....THROUGH GOES VALTERRI BOTTAS UNBELIEVABLE STUFF!!!!!

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willmao

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:26 PM

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VALTERRI BOTTAS TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE IN A SPAN OF 2 CORNERS

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SAINZ AND VERSTAPPEN IS STILL FIGHTING FOR 4TH ITS BEEN 2 LAPS NOW SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING

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THEY ARE SIDE BY SIDE INTO THE NEXT CORNER

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:27 PM

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(Wait what turn)

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(LOL)

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AROUND THE OUTSIDE GOES CARLOS SAINZ

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:28 PM

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SAINZ GETS THE BETTER EXIT THO VERSTAPPEN IS RIGHT BEHIND

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VERSTAPPEN LOCKS UP INTO SAINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:28 PM

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To campus we go AND VERSTAPPE-

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HES HIT THE SIDEPODS OF THE FERRARI

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They go off into the gravel!

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:29 PM

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SAINZ CONTINUES THO VERSTAPPEN IS BEACHED!!!!!

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:29 PM

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Thats another safety car

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Alright update time

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:29 PM

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SAI55 📻 - Ahhh i have damage
ferrari 📻 - Tyres are okay minor damage to the sidepods be careful

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:30 PM

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Bottas
Alonso
Perez
Russell
Sainz
Gasly
Norris
Sargeant
Leclerc
Tsunoda
Hamilton
Stroll
Zhou
Ocon
Albon
Piastri
Hulkenberg
De vries
Magnussen

DNFs:
Verstappen

Weather: Cloudy
Fastest Tire: Dry
Lap: 7/14
Flag: scboard

Rain in approx. 5 minutes

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:31 PM

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VER1 📻 - Ahhh fk FK Fk fk i am beached what the f*k is this man

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argh 📻 - We are out max, engine off

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:32 PM

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redbull 📻 Safety car, safety car, get out when it's safe to do so.

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:32 PM

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its a safety car no surprise

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:32 PM

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BOT77 📻 So, Valtteri, rain in approximately 5 minutes, we will be keeping an eye on the weather.

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:32 PM

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OH WE HAVE RAIN IN THE SPRINT RACE

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:33 PM

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ALO14 📻 Do we pit for inters?
astonmartin 📻 Stand by.

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It's gonna be a gamble for anyone who pits

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:33 PM

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in about 3 to 4 laps its gonna rain

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no teams are pitting they are not ready to gamble

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:34 PM

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However, here we see Oscar piastri pitting.

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Going to hope for rain at the end

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He will drop right to the back but with a huge advantage if it rains

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:34 PM

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its lap 9 and we go green flag racing

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rain is suspected to come in next lap

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THE ENTIRE GRID BOXES FOR INTERS

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wow almost every single team is double stacking except mclaren

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:35 PM

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Oscar piastri takes the lead?!

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Unbelievable!

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:35 PM

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OSCAR PIASTRI TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE

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THAT GAMBLE HAS WORKED WONDERS

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:36 PM

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He's got a 5 second gap to Alonso already, who comes out in front!

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:36 PM

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ALONSO COMES OUT AHEAD OF BOTTAS THEN PEREZ

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for the first time ever oscar piastri is leading a race(sprint)

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its pouring now

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:37 PM

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Piastri
Bottas
Alonso
Perez
Russell
Sainz
Magnussen w_medium
Gasly
Norris
Sargeant
Tsunoda
Leclerc
Hamilton
Stroll
Zhou
Ocon
Albon
Hulkenberg
De vries

DNFs:
Verstappen

Weather: Mild Rain
Fastest Tire: w_intermediate
Lap: 9/14
Flag: greenflag

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Yeah got it

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:37 PM

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what on earth is magnussen doing in the mediums its pouring right now but still inters

placid lagoon Mar 31, 2023, 2:38 PM

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Mild rain

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It's barely enough for inters

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He took a gamble

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Onto lap 10 we go, the gap between the top 2 down to 3.7 seconds!

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Alonso is flying in these conditions

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As we see Magnussen finally pitting for inters, the rain is getting worse

untold zinc Mar 31, 2023, 2:40 PM

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valterri bottas cant keep up with alonso in this conditions

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alonso is flying right now

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the gap has been bought down to 2.1 seconds!!

proper gull Mar 31, 2023, 3:02 PM

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AND SAINZ IS GOING SLOW!!! SMOKE COMING OUT THE BACK AS HE PULLS TO THE SIDE OF THE TRACK!

fierce swan Mar 31, 2023, 4:13 PM

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DISASTER FOR FERRARI!!! AND THIS MIGHT BE A SAFTEY CAR!!!

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 6:01 AM

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FERRARI CRASHED INTO MAGNESSUN

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NOW BOTTAS IS LEADING THE RACE

untold zinc Apr 1, 2023, 6:26 AM

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fierce swan DISASTER FOR FERRARI!!! AND THIS MIGHT BE A SAFTEY CAR!!!

IT IS A SAFETY CAR!!!!

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HOW MANY SAFETY CARS WILL WE HAVE THIS RACE

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ITS ALREADY 3

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 6:27 AM

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cringe fr

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🤡

untold zinc Apr 1, 2023, 6:29 AM

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SAFETY CAR COMES IN LAP 10 AS WE GO GREEN FLAG RACING

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ALONSO IS RIGHT BEHIND PIASTRI

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HE GOES ROUND THE OUTSIDE FOR THE LEAD OF THE SPRINT RACE

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ALONSO TAKES THE LEAD!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING STUFF RIGHT HERE BUT OHHHH PIASTRI HAS LOCKED UP NOW AND BOTTAS IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH PIASTRI AND BOTTAS TAKES THAT P2 AWAY FROM PIASTRI BUT PIASTRI ISNT GIVING UP HE IS GOING SIDE BY SIDE AGAIN WITH VALTERRI!!! HE GOES DEEP AND VALTERRI DOES THE SWITCHBACK ON PIASTRI AND TAKES THAT P2 BACK

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 6:31 AM

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LMAO what a cringe forum

untold zinc Apr 1, 2023, 6:32 AM

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@marsh wolf pls do something

marsh wolf Apr 1, 2023, 9:41 AM

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untold zinc <@808002254710898708> pls do something

well what do you want me to do

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 12:51 PM

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drowsy frost LMAO what a cringe forum

Then just leave haha

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Is it that hard

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:03 PM

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placid lagoon Then just leave haha

i was just telling the truth

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you cant escape fax

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so ya

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:04 PM

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Great, if you think that, then you are welcome to see yourself out. Leaving is the best option for you, but i simply could not care less if you still hung around here.

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Keep being a clown, it won't change anything

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:05 PM

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placid lagoon Keep being a clown, it won't change anything

saying truth dosent means u are clown bro

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reality is rude

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accept it

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and the reality is the forum is cringe

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you cant do anything

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nor u can change reality

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:06 PM

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Your "reality" is just a little opinion spat out by your little pea brain.

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Please shut up thank you

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Just cause you think something is cringe doesn't mean that it is suddenly the universal correct thing

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:07 PM

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placid lagoon Your "reality" is just a little opinion spat out by your little pea brain.

truth arnt opinion bro its like you saying the earth is round , it isnt opinion it is fax

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same goes with this

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this forum cringe

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:08 PM

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Except you're the one saying the earth is flat

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:08 PM

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placid lagoon Except you're the one saying the earth is flat

lmao i aint stupid like you

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:08 PM

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drowsy frost truth arnt opinion bro its like you saying the earth is round , it isnt opinion ...

Yeah I'm speaking fax, you're being an idiot

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:08 PM

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mad?

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:08 PM

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Keep crying about it, I'll leave you to wail at the wall

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🗣️

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:09 PM

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placid lagoon Keep crying about it, I'll leave you to wail at the wall

damn he just learnt tht phrase and now he using everywhere

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👍🏻

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:10 PM

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What else am I supposed to say? You're probably tearing up behind your 2006 ah monitor

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This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed willmao

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:10 PM

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placid lagoon What else am I supposed to say? You're probably tearing up behind your 2006 ah m...

Damn nice comeback , from which browser did u search that?

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:11 PM

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Lmao

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None

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:12 PM

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placid lagoon None

lmao i see this comeback from reddit posts

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:12 PM

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Coincidence then

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:12 PM

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placid lagoon Coincidence then

haha then other coincidence is this forum cringe and it is universal fact

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:12 PM

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You calling us clowns is smth I see on reddit aswell

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:12 PM

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drowsy frost haha then other coincidence is this forum cringe and it is universal fact

Do you even know what the word coincidence means

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💀

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:13 PM

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placid lagoon Do you even know what the word coincidence means

better than you kid

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:13 PM

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Who are you calling kid lol

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:13 PM

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placid lagoon You calling us clowns is smth I see on reddit aswell

lmao now using loopholes of my sentences to trap me? haha L

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nice try

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:13 PM

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drowsy frost lmao now using loopholes of my sentences to trap me? haha L

It's not a loophole if it's super obvious

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:14 PM

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placid lagoon It's not a loophole if it's super obvious

lmao this clown thingy is used by many peeps

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:14 PM

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Your sentences have 0 continuity other than "clown", "cringe" and stupidity

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:14 PM

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placid lagoon Your sentences have 0 continuity other than "clown", "cringe" and stupidity

mad?

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:16 PM

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Wow that's your only move huh

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:16 PM

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placid lagoon Wow that's your only move huh

why ? couldnt find a comeback on google for this?

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:17 PM

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Comebacks are only worth using if the original post has any substance to it

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:17 PM

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bro using chatgtp to ans my questions . LOL

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:18 PM

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I am not, I'm just using more than 2 braincells

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Putting together a cohesive thought is hard huh?

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:18 PM

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ya i only expect tht from you

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:18 PM

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???lol

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:19 PM

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placid lagoon ???lol

imagine not being able to understand a simple sentence

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:19 PM

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Imagine not being able to put together a simple sentence lol

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What were you referring to

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:20 PM

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placid lagoon Imagine not being able to put together a simple sentence lol

lmao my sentence framing is far beyong ur capicity of brain.

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:20 PM

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Beyong

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:20 PM

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beyond*

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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My spelling capabilities are far beyond yours as I see

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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placid lagoon My spelling capabilities are far beyond yours as I see

its a freaking typo

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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Beyong ur capacity ofbrain

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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if u cant understand

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what typo is

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then

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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I don't speak stupid willmao

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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good luck

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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Now shut up please ty

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:21 PM

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my keybaord typo klido

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kido*

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:22 PM

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💀 💀

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:23 PM

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placid lagoon 💀 💀

?

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bro watched beluga vids and tot of winning a argument by seeing spelling mistakes L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:24 PM

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Spelling mistakes make you look like a little kid yelling at the street vendor to give them more lollipops

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What else am I supposed to do, you keep repeating the same shit 🗣️

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:25 PM

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placid lagoon Spelling mistakes make you look like a little kid yelling at the street vendor t...

haha you too naive

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ngl

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:25 PM

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You look stupid, alright? Stop embarrassing yourself

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:27 PM

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placid lagoon You look stupid, alright? Stop embarrassing yourself

lmao mad?

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:27 PM

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LMAO

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Bro is built like a parrot

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Knows 2 phrases and won't shut the fuck up

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:28 PM

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placid lagoon Knows 2 phrases and won't shut the fuck up

I just telling ur state of mind

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u are mad rn

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just agree and touch some grass bro

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:28 PM

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Wow so this is what we've come to

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You're not a therapist lol

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:29 PM

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k nvm i bored talking to kid

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so nvm

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bai

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nice f1 commentary 💀

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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Nice "comebacks"

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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placid lagoon Nice "comebacks"

nah i dont wanna decrease my iq by talking to a kid

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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Oh he's back for more?!

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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so thts why

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i ending

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bai

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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drowsy frost nah i dont wanna decrease my iq by talking to a kid

How can it go below 0

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:30 PM

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imagine copying someone phrase

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:31 PM

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Imagine just saying L

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To seem like you have a valid argument

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:31 PM

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nah L just repesent you

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you know space without stars is more brighter than you

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:32 PM

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🤡 represents you

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:32 PM

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drowsy frost you know space without stars is more brighter than you

Woah that's crazy

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I'm the stars then

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That make space how it is

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I see you changing your comeback

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:32 PM

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placid lagoon I see you changing your comeback

lmao no kid

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space is just a deep void

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deep pitched black void

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:32 PM

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With glowing balls of hydrogen and helium, yes

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:32 PM

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stars does not equal to space

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so shut yo mouth

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:33 PM

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placid lagoon With glowing balls of hydrogen and helium, yes

lmao tht are components of star only

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:33 PM

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Space as a whole is comprised of matter and energy

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Stars are 99% of the matter

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And energy

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:33 PM

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lmao no kido

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:33 PM

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Not counting dark matter and dark energy

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That's a whole other topic

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:33 PM

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stars dosent form space

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they are just in the space

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space litteral defination is pitch blck void

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so tht is u

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:34 PM

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It is a part of the universe as a whole

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:34 PM

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drowsy frost so tht is u

An overwhelming mass of matter and energy that keeps everything together?

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:34 PM

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placid lagoon An overwhelming mass of matter and energy that keeps everything together?

lmao imagine not able to understand context

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bwahahaa

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L

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:35 PM

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Imagine using the worst metaphors possible

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I can't believe you're still here, I thought I decreased your iq?

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Bye now

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:36 PM

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placid lagoon I can't believe you're still here, I thought I decreased your iq?

it did already

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bai kid

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:36 PM

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Goodbye infant

drowsy frost Apr 1, 2023, 1:36 PM

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placid lagoon Imagine using the worst metaphors possible

lmao i cant do anything if u cant understand pppl context

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 1:37 PM

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You're sorry for me huh?

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I'm sorry that you wasted your time haha

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 2:23 PM

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(ʎɹɐʇuǝɯɯoƆ ƖℲ) ǝɔɐɹ ɐ ǝʇɐǝɹƆ

proper gull Apr 1, 2023, 5:22 PM

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<@&781898349006684170>

wide sundial Apr 1, 2023, 5:22 PM

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proper gull <@&781898349006684170>

what

rose mantle Apr 1, 2023, 5:23 PM

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what

low tulip Apr 1, 2023, 5:23 PM

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Wassup

proper gull Apr 1, 2023, 5:23 PM

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The conversation above??? Off topic and 1/a?

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

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Man idk

low tulip Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

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Ok well you can just explain right away saves time lmao

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

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Dude came in and said this was cringe

low tulip Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

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Anyway it’s dealt with

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

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W

low tulip Apr 1, 2023, 5:29 PM

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However ping us sooner next time. No need to engage or resort to name calling even if you’re provoked

placid lagoon Apr 1, 2023, 5:29 PM

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Yeah I personally didn't want to alert any mods cause it wasn't that big of a deal, it's the stuff you encounter online yknow

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But thanks @proper gull for stepping up

low tulip Apr 1, 2023, 5:34 PM

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yeah but we'd rather deal with it ourselves than escalating the way it did

untold zinc Apr 1, 2023, 5:56 PM

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Its been a wild sprint race this afternoon and fernando alonso takes pole position for tomorrow's race and valterri bottas takes the front row start tomorrow and oscar piastri takes his first ever top 3 start in his career ... fantastic recovery for charles leclerc to take P9

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1.Alonso
2.Bottas
3.Piastri
4.Perez
5.Russell
6.Sainz
7.Gasly
8.Norris
9.Leclerc
10.Sargeant
11.Tsunoda
12.Hamilton
13.Stroll
14.Zhou
15.Ocon
16.Albon
17Hulkenberg
18.De vries
19.Magnussen
20.Verstappen - DNF in sprint

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Grid for tomorrow's race ^

proper gull Apr 2, 2023, 5:37 PM

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Welcome to Belgium! We're here at a wet Spa for a race that looks like it will be very exciting!

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Today we have Alonso taking pole position and Bottas finishes out the front row. Piastri taking his first second row in F1. All the drivers are on wets except Stroll who is starting on inters. Rain is expected to slow in about 9 minutes, so Stroll will have a advantage later on.

untold zinc Apr 3, 2023, 9:29 AM

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Only a few minutes before lights out

untold zinc Apr 3, 2023, 2:46 PM

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its been 6 years now and it finally time for lights out

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1,2,3,4,5 red lights AND A WAY WE GOOOOO

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Alonso has got a great start so does bottas and piastri has had a bad start but he still defends perez and keeps that P3

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In the back of the pack albon has had a fantastic start he has overtaken ocon,zhou and stroll in the start and is upto 13th now

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verstappen is side by side with magnussen for 19th

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and he gets that overtake done

placid lagoon Apr 3, 2023, 2:56 PM

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Create a Race (F1 Commentary)

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Up througu radillion and down the kimmel straight we go, and here comes Oscar Piastri! It's 3 wide heading into les combes, Alonso defending the inside and piastri in the middle!

untold zinc Apr 4, 2023, 7:53 AM

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ALONSO AND PIASTRI ARE SIDE BY SIDE IN THE STRAIGHT

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BUT HERE COMES VALTERRI BOTTAS HE IS NECK AND NECK WITH FERNANDO ALONSO

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AND TAKES THE LEAD

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RUSSELL MAKES IT 4 WIDE DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND VALTERRI BOTTAS TAKES THE LEAD

vague jetty Apr 4, 2023, 5:41 PM

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BOT77 📻 AlfaRomeo “Great guys! Good!”

AlfaRomeo 📻 BOT77 “Good overtake man, continue the effort you are pulling 0.109 tenths on Russell, switch to mode 🅱️, mode 🅱️”

vague jetty Apr 5, 2023, 7:54 AM

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VALTERRI Bottas wins the Belgian Grand Prix!

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Good day here from the well known Nurburgring which has returned to the calendar! Here we have Leclerc and Sainz going out to put in their Q1 laps.

proper gull Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 AM

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Quali

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?

vague jetty Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 AM

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do we do quali?

proper gull Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 AM

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Yeah

vague jetty Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 AM

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one sec

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there we go

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LEC16 📻 ferrari “we do 2 warm ups, no?”

ferrari 📻 LEC16 “ok, ok so with current conditions we go warmup 2, warmup 2, do you copy?”

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LEC16 📻 ferrari “copy, warmup 2”

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👨 🎙 “we see some minor raindrops rolling in now as Logan Sargeant sets in a new lap, putting him 14th.”

mental bough Apr 5, 2023, 9:20 AM

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Q1

📻 VER1 "Ok Max we go full and we hopefully get through"
VER1 📻 "But you said not to go fast, No?"

📻 LEC16 "Verstappen fastest 1:32:879"
LEC16 📻 "No that cant be true"
📻 LEC16 "And Sargeant crashed... Respect the delta"

📻 SAR2 "And Logan are you good?"
SAR2 📻 "All good"

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Q2

HAM44 📻 "Guys... this engine doesn't sound good"
📻 HAM44 "And Lewis Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop"

RUS63 📻 "Why did Lewis stop?"
📻 RUS63 "Engine issue"

📻 VER1 "And we are through well done"

SAI55 📻 "NO THEY CANNOT DO THIS! WE SHOULD MAKE TO Q3"

untold zinc Apr 5, 2023, 10:00 AM

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bro

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we literally did a sprint

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for fricks sake

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ignore quali

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we literally started the race man

vague jetty Apr 5, 2023, 12:10 PM

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no we started quali-

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Q3

OCO31 📻 Alpine “How fast is Leclerc going?”

Alpine 📻 OCO31 “Leclerc is in P5, P5. With a lap time of 1.33.071. We do two warmups, do you copy?”

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👨 🎙 🌎 “And we see heavy rain in sector 2 now, which means all the cars currently in the pits, that being Gasly and Sainz will change to inters with only 5 minutes left! The others have barely sat proper times now which means they both have to pit and go out, will this mean a improved position for Gasly and Sainz? Let’s see.”

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GAS10 📻 Alpine “There’s a really lot of rain, I can barely see on turn 6.”

Alpine 📻 GAS10 “Many teams are reporting this, some have asked fia to end qualifying here, but we will see.”

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And Pierre Gasly, pushing through the rain onto some more easy track here, fastest in sector 2! Interesting stuff, as he goes into 3rd!

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fialogo 📻 SESSION STOPPED, CURRENT STANDINGS ARE RESULTS”

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So we have a top 3 of, Gasly in 3rd, Sainz 2nd and Verstappen taking pole!

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see you later for the race here at the nurburgring

pure ermine Apr 5, 2023, 12:21 PM

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chequeredflagboard

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 12:27 PM

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No there's no Nürburgring

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The calendar follows the 2023 f1 calendar

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 12:27 PM

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untold zinc RUSSELL MAKES IT 4 WIDE DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND VALTERRI BOTTAS TAKES THE LEAD

We continue from here on lap 1 of the 2023 Belgian Grand Prix

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Currently working on standings for this 2023 season

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 1:01 PM

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What we can also do is you guys can do this race and it doesn't count as part of the championship

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It's not a bad thing to take a break

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 1:02 PM

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vague jetty see you later for the race here at the nurburgring

5 red lights ahead of the drivers for the German Grand Prix...
It's lights out and away we go!
Verstappen gets a great start, already covering off Sainz as we head down into turn 1

vague jetty Apr 5, 2023, 1:07 PM

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We see Pierre Gasly clipping Sainz’s rear wheel sending Sainz onto the grass, Yellow flags go out!

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GAS10 📻 Alpine “he cannot just squeeze me like that I had his rear and he saw it unbelievable man!”

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Alpine 📻 GAS10 “you have no damage, no damage hold the pace, hold the pace.”

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SAI55 📻 ferrari “this guy is unbelievable I had the apex man he has to pull out!.”

ferrari 📻 SAI55 “We have underfloor damage Carlos, we are P13, keep on pushing we have Hulkenberg ahead, 1.245s.”

mental bough Apr 5, 2023, 1:20 PM

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placid lagoon 5 red lights ahead of the drivers for the German Grand Prix... It's lights out a...

What driver i can have?

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 1:23 PM

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mental bough What driver i can have?

The way it works is you basically just say what happens next, either in commentary or radio format
You can control the events of any driver, just make it realistic, and most importantly, fun

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 1:25 PM

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vague jetty <:SAI55:1081253139698700410> 📻 <:ferrari:361787679324635136> “this guy is unbel...

BOT77 📻 I've got damage, damage to my front wing
AlfaRomeo 📻 Box box, box box Valtteri

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Lance Stroll is stranded in the gravel! That'll be a safety car

mental bough Apr 5, 2023, 2:20 PM

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placid lagoon The way it works is you basically just say what happens next, either in commenta...

Ahh

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I see now

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 2:23 PM

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Of course, you do have the option of just focusing on one driver if you want lol

untold zinc Apr 5, 2023, 2:31 PM

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bruh wtf is happening

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belgian gp race then qualifying then we went to Nürburgring wtf

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 3:11 PM

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@untold zinc in the 2023 series we are on lap 1 of Belgian gp, but we are taking a break to do a Nürburgring gp on the side

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It doesn't count towards the championship

untold zinc Apr 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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ok so its like a side race that dosent count ok fine

placid lagoon Apr 5, 2023, 6:05 PM

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Yep

untold zinc Apr 6, 2023, 10:37 AM

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someone send the current race lb

untold zinc Apr 8, 2023, 9:57 AM

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waiting

waxen ginkgo Apr 8, 2023, 10:07 AM

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Piastri had a great start going from P15 for P10 in the first lap

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Race positions after 3 laps:

Safety car on track

P1 Verstappen redbull VER1
P2 Gasly Alpine GAS10
P3 Hamilton mercedes HAM44
P4 Perez redbull PER11
P5 Leclerc ferrari LEC16
P6 Russell RUS63
P7 Ocon Alpine OCO31
P8 Alonso astonmartin ALO14
P9 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27
P10 Piastri McLaren PIA81
P11 Magnussen Haas MAG20
P12 Norris McLaren NOR4
P13 Sainz damaged ❗ ferrari SAI55
P14 De Vries alphatauri DEV21
P15 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24
P16 Tsunoda TSU22
P17 Albon williams ALB23
P18 Sargeant SAR2
P19 Bottas after change the front wing BOT77
P20 Stroll out of race ❌ astonmartin STR18

Do you all agree?

drowsy frost Apr 8, 2023, 6:04 PM

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waxen ginkgo Race positions after 3 laps: Safety car on track P1 Verstappen <:redbull:4577...

no i dont

untold zinc Apr 9, 2023, 5:51 AM

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Perez slicing up for an overtake on hamilton he is side by side in the straight and he overtakes hamilton

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Perez is gaining a lot on gasly nearly 0.500 seconds per lap

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is he going to make this a rb 1-2??

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NOW HE IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH GASLY AND OVERTAKES TO MAKE IT A RB 1-2

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yellow flags into turn 5 OH ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN HE HAS RAN WIDE

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AND PEREZ TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE

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max is right behind him

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now

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OH HE HAS LOCKED UP AND STRIAGHT ON TO THE BACK OF VERSTAPPEN

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https://tenor.com/view/max-danniric-f1-crash-mad-max-gif-24232710

Tenor

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THEY ARE BOTH OUT OF THE RACE!!!!!

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its a a safety car for rb!!!

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VER1 📻 - MAN WTF THE BRAKES ARE SO F******G POOR MAN I RAN WIDE BECAUSE OF THE SAME ISSUE!!! NOW I RAN INTO CHECO AND WE ARE BOTH OUT
PER11 📻 - what the heck just happened???
argh 📻 - I am sorry we are out engine off

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SO THAT MEANS PIERE GASLY HAS TAKEN THE LEAD OF THE RACE

proper gull Apr 9, 2023, 6:09 AM

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Race positions:

P1 Gasly Alpine GAS10
P2 Hamilton DAMAGED mercedes HAM44
P3 Leclerc ferrari LEC16
P4 Ocon Alpine OCO31
P5 Alonso astonmartin ALO14
P6 Russel DAMAGED RUS63
P7 Hulkenburg Haas HUL27
P8 Magnussen Haas MAG20
P9 Piastri McLaren PIA81
P10 Norris McLaren NOR4
P11 De Vries alphatauri DEV21
P12 Sainz DAMGED ferrari SAI55
P13 Tsunoda TSU22
P14 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24
P15 Albon williams ALB23
P16 Sargeant SAR2
P17 Bottas BOT77

DNF

P18 Perez redbull PER11
P19 Verstappen redbull VER1
P20 Stroll astonmartin STR18

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.
Conditions:
Weather: Clear
Fastest Tyre: Dry
Flag: scboard
Lap: 4/60

untold zinc Apr 9, 2023, 8:32 AM

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In 1 lap we will go green flag racing BUT OCON IS PITTING?? what on earth is alpine thinking??? ohhh ocon is retiring from the race and ocon is also out of this race

waxen ginkgo Apr 9, 2023, 9:42 AM

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In which lap we are?

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Nurburgring has 60 laps

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Green flag!

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Piastri is doing a double overtake in turn 1 and 2 and now he is ahead of the two Haas!

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Leclerc is trying to overtake Lewis Hamilton, he is on the left of turn 1, Hamilton is a litle bit in front and he is in the inside, Hamilton brakes a litle bit late but he keeps the inside to turn 2, Leclerc is faster and is in the inside of turn 3 and Leclerc did an amazing overtake!

Bottas overtook Sargeant in turn 5

Norris overtook Magnussen in turn 1

waxen ginkgo Apr 9, 2023, 11:48 AM

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Now we are in lap 7

drowsy frost Apr 9, 2023, 1:41 PM

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Alonso very close to Hamilton , Hamilton is not trying to fight for the position and Alonso is now p3.

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AT THE END OF THE LAST TURN CHARLES OVERTAKES GASLY AND NOW IS LEADING THE RACE!

waxen ginkgo Apr 9, 2023, 2:42 PM

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Now drivers can open DRS!

drowsy frost Apr 9, 2023, 3:22 PM

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@proper gull i want to swear so hard on u but i cant as i got muted by swearing on this forum.

proper gull Apr 9, 2023, 6:36 PM

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mercedes 📻 HAM44 : Come in next lap. Next lap.
📻 RUS63 : Box, box. Lewis will come in next lap. New front wing will be put on.

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That's russel getting the command to go into the pits! And Lewis should be coming in next lap. But that's Lewis going in already!

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RUS63 📻 mercedes : WHAT THE F**K IS HE DOING?

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RUS63 📻 HAM44 : WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING MATE? YOU COME IN NEXT LAP YOU MORON.

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That's some fighting within the team! That's due to slow them down!

waxen ginkgo Apr 10, 2023, 7:11 AM

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Russell is pitting! He was with soft and now he is with hard tyre! Is Russell trying to do a 1 stop strategy?

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Now Russell is P10 because he was the first to stop

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LAP 13/60

P1 Leclerc ferrari LEC16 w_soft 13
P2 Gasly Alpine GAS10 w_soft 13
P3 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_soft 13
P4 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 DAMAGED w_soft 13
P5 Piastri McLaren PIA81 w_soft 13
P6 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_medium 13
P7 Norris McLaren NOR4 w_soft 13
P8 Magnussen Haas MAG20 13
P9 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 13
P10 Russell RUS63 w_hard 0
P11 Sainz ferrari SAI55 DAMAGED 13
P12 Tsunoda TSU22 w_soft 13
P13 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_soft 13
P14 Albon williams ALB23 w_soft 13
P15 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 10
P16 Sargeant SAR2 w_hard 13

DNF

P17 Ocon Alpine OCO31
P18 Perez redbull PER11
P19 Verstappen redbull VER1
P20 Stroll astonmartin STR18

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Now i put numbers on the right. Numbers are tyre age, S is soft, M is medium and H is hard.

proper gull Apr 10, 2023, 10:31 AM

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waxen ginkgo LAP 13/60 P1 Leclerc <:ferrari:361787679324635136> <:LEC16:1081253122032287804>...

||lewis pitted. He has no damage but is further down grid||

waxen ginkgo Apr 10, 2023, 2:31 PM

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We are in lap 15, Gasly pitted for medium tyres, Alpine is trying a two stops strategy!

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LAP 23/60

P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_hard 0
P2 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_hard 0
P3 Gasly Alpine GAS10 w_medium 8
P4 Magnussen Haas MAG20 w_hard 0
P5 Norris McLaren NOR4 0
P6 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 15 +2.1
P7 Sainz ferrari SAI55 DAMAGED w_soft 0
P8 Tsunoda TSU22 0
P9 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 0
P10 Piastri McLaren PIA81 0
P11 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_hard 0
P12 Albon williams ALB23 w_hard 0
P13 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 0
P14 Sargeant SAR2 w_medium 0
P15 Russell RUS63 0

DNF

P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll

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Drivers with soft are starting to go slow!

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George Russell overtakes Nyck de Vries on the straight!

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Gasly is just behind Nico Hulkenberg!

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Russell is going for Magnussen!

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Hamilton overtakes Tsunoda on turn 13! New tyres are so fast!

regal capeBOT Apr 10, 2023, 2:46 PM

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Congrats @waxen ginkgo, you're now on lap 5

vague jetty Apr 10, 2023, 5:46 PM

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We can see that the mediums are slowly giving Magnussen MAG20 Haas a advantage! And we now see he passes Norris through turn 4! Great push from Magnussen!

MAG20 📻 Haas “These tyres are beginning to feel so good!”

Haas 📻 MAG20 “Okay Kevin, push the tyres maximum now, we are pitting for the hards in 8 laps, and then after that we go softs to finish. We are looking at points.”

untold zinc Apr 10, 2023, 5:46 PM

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soft tyre runners are slowly pitting for new mediums or hards

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as we see hulkenberg catching rapidly to piastri

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as that soft tyres are definitely done

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is he going for the overtake for P3???

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HE IS SIDE BY SIDE IN THE STRAIGHT AND MAKES A BEAUTIFUL OVERTAKE FOR P3!!!!!

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piastri is pitting they have done the max of that tyres

mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 6:02 PM

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The rear left tyre is missing!

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Its all gone wrong for oscar!

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and Piastri finally leaves the pit with a 20 second pit stop! oh dear!

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PIA81 📻 McLaren "What the *** just happened guys ?"

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Many pit stop errors have been happening today

mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 6:16 PM

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placid lagoon <@989555845656371230> in the 2023 series we are on lap 1 of Belgian gp, but we a...

||Is it the Grand Prix Layout or the full track?||

placid lagoon Apr 10, 2023, 6:19 PM

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Grand prix

mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 6:25 PM

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Oscar is all the way down to P13!

mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 7:47 PM

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P1 Leclerc ferrari LEC16 w_soft 15 Interval
P2 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_soft 15 +6.2
P3 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_medium 15 +4.2
P4 Gasly Alpine GAS10 0 +0.2
P5 Norris McLaren NOR4 w_soft 15 +1.3
P6 Magnussen Haas MAG20 15 +2.5
P7 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 15 +2.3
P8 Russell mercedes RUS63 w_hard 2 +0.3
P9 Sainz ferrari SAI55 DAMAGED 15 +1.8
P10 Tsunoda TSU22 w_soft 15 +1.8
P11 Hamilton HAM44 w_hard 1 +1.2
P12 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_soft 15 +1.8
P13 Piastri McLaren PIA81 w_medium 15 +6.9
P14 Albon williams ALB23 w_soft 15 +0.8
P15 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 12 +2.2
P16 Sargeant SAR2 w_hard 15 +1.3

proper gull Apr 10, 2023, 8:38 PM

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It's turn 10 and there's smoke from Leclerc's car! He's slowing down! He lost the lead of the race! HE HAS CRASHED AND THE CAR IS ON FIRE!

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ferrari 📻 LEC16 : Charles are you okay?

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ferrari 📻 LEC16 : Are you okay? Charles?

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LEC16 📻 ferrari : What the f**k just happened??

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ferrari 📻 LEC16 : Charles get out of the car immediately you're out of the race.

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mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 8:43 PM

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All the soft runners go in for their pit stops

proper gull Apr 10, 2023, 8:45 PM

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The Ferrari of leclerc still on fire. Riding on-board with Russell shows how bad Leclerc's crash was! AND THATS A PUNCTURE! FRONT LEFT TYRE HAS PUNCTURED FOR GEORGE

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As the rest of the cars line up behind the safety car, Russell is coming into the pits for a fresh set of mediums

spring parcel Apr 10, 2023, 8:48 PM

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RUS63 📻: oh crickey these tires last less than leclerc’s engine

regal capeBOT Apr 10, 2023, 8:48 PM

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Congrats @spring parcel, you're now on lap 5

proper gull Apr 10, 2023, 8:50 PM

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AS RUSSELL IS EXCITING THE PITS THE FLAGS CHANGE FROM YELLOW TO RED! THIS RACE IS RED FLAGGED. We'll see how long this flag lasts!

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spring parcel Apr 10, 2023, 8:51 PM

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as we see Toto wolf isn’t so happy about the red flag in the pit garage.

mystic geode Apr 10, 2023, 8:57 PM

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P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_soft 15 +6.2
P2 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_medium 15 +4.2
P3 Gasly Alpine GAS10 0 +0.2
P4 Norris McLaren NOR4 w_soft 15 +1.3
P5 Magnussen Haas MAG20 15 +2.5
P6 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 15 +2.3
P7 Sainz ferrari SAI55 DAMAGED 15 +1.8
P8 Tsunoda TSU22 w_soft 15 +1.8
P9 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 w_hard 1 +1.2
P10 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_soft 15 +1.8
P11 Russell RUS63 w_medium 2 +0.4
P12 Piastri McLaren PIA81 15 +6.9
P13 Albon williams ALB23 w_soft 15 +0.8
P14 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 12 +2.2
P15 Sargeant SAR2 w_hard 15 +1.3

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standing after red flags

proper gull Apr 10, 2023, 9:35 PM

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It's been about 25 minutes since we got the red flag, and we've finally gotten a green flag again. The drivers are coming out of the pits to line up on the grid.

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Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest Tyre: Dry
Time Left: 64 Minutes

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 4:59 AM

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We can see that Kevin Magnussen has opted for a new set of hards to finish the race on, during the red flag interesting 🎙️ 👨

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That leaves him P4 as he pitted under the red flag 🚩

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 4:59 AM

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LAP 25/60

P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_hard 2 interval
P2 Gasly :alpine: GAS10 w_medium 10 +4.1
P3 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_hard 2 +2.2
P4 Magnussen Haas MAG20 w_hard 2 +0.4
P5 Norris McLaren NOR4 2 +1.1
P6 Sainz ferrari SAI55 DAMAGED w_soft 2 +0.7
P7 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 2 +1.2
P8 Tsunoda TSU22 2 +1.2
P9 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 2 +0.6
P10 Piastri McLaren PIA81 w_medium 2 +1.3
P11 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_hard 2 +2.0
P12 Albon williams ALB23 w_hard 2 +1.7
P13 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 2 +2.2
P14 Russell RUS63 2 +1.5
P15 Sargeant SAR2 2 +1.2

DNF

P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll

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No no

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P10 no

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Because he changed under red flag

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:00 AM

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oh yeah

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sorry

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:00 AM

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Pitting under red flag do not lose time

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So many drivers changed tyres under red flag! Race will restart!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:01 AM

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And we will have a standing start

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⭕️
greenflag

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:02 AM

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Sainz overtakes de Vries in turn 1!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:02 AM

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AND ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO GASLY OVERTAKES HULKENBERG AS HULKENBERG HAS SOME OVERSTEER HERE LETTING MAGNUSSEN GET ONTO HIS REAR END WILL HE OVERTAKE?

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:03 AM

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Hamilton is trying to overtake Tsunoda but at the moment he can't!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:03 AM

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“The car is so oversteery” HUL27 📻 Haas

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:04 AM

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Russell had a great restart gaining 3 positions!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:04 AM

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“We are trying to check if we have any issues keep going.” Haas 📻 HUL27

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:05 AM

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Alonso is very fast, he is 2 seconds per lap faster than Gasly!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 5:05 AM

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Yes 👍

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 5:10 AM

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LAP 30/60

P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_hard 7
P2 Gasly Alpine GAS10 w_hard 0
P3 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_hard 7
P4 Magnussen Haas MAG20 w_hard 7
P5 Norris McLaren NOR4 w_hard 0
P6 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 7
P7 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 w_hard 0
P8 Piastri McLaren PIA81 w_hard 0
P9 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_hard 7
P10 Albon williams ALB23 w_hard 7
P11 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 7
P12 Russell RUS63 w_soft 0
P15 Sargeant SAR2 w_hard 0

DNF

P14 Sainz
P15 Tsunoda
P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll

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Oh no! Hamilton and Tsunoda crashed in turn 1!

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Tsunoda got a puncture on the tyre but he can continue, Hamilton has no damage but now he is P14!

peak patio Apr 11, 2023, 6:45 AM

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AND THERE IS AN ALPHATAURI IN THE WALL AND THAT IS YUKI TSUNODA!

untold zinc Apr 11, 2023, 10:02 AM

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spring parcel <:RUS63:1081253136670412941> 📻: oh crickey these tires last less than leclerc’s...

I cant disagree with george's statement right there those tyres are done

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Hulkenberg's issue has been fixed and he looks rapid he has already made a 4 second gap to his teammate magnussen

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MAG20 📻 Haas - Man! I cant keep up with nico man he has too much pace

proper gull Apr 11, 2023, 11:51 AM

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peak patio AND THERE IS AN ALPHATAURI IN THE WALL AND THAT IS YUKI TSUNODA!

vague jetty Apr 11, 2023, 1:21 PM

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“And we have another red flag as we now see Carlos Sainz is holding still on the apex of turn 4! It looks like his wheels come off! That’s surely a red flag!”

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“Yeah I think he might’ve hit some debris from the Alphatauri of Tsunoda that went off just back at Turn 3”

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“And we do get another red flag here today!”

waxen ginkgo Apr 11, 2023, 3:46 PM

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LAP 30/60

P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14 w_hard 7
P2 Gasly Alpine GAS10 w_hard 0
P3 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27 w_hard 7
P4 Magnussen Haas MAG20 w_hard 7
P5 Norris McLaren NOR4 w_hard 0
P6 De Vries alphatauri DEV21 w_soft 7
P7 Hamilton mercedes HAM44 w_hard 0
P8 Piastri McLaren PIA81 w_hard 0
P9 Zhou AlfaRomeo ZHO24 w_hard 7
P10 Albon williams ALB23 w_hard 7
P11 Bottas BOT77 w_hard 7
P12 Russell RUS63 w_soft 0
P13 Sargeant SAR2 w_hard 0

DNF

P14 Sainz
P15 Tsunoda
P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll

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We can see that many drivers changed tyres!

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Russell and De Vries are with soft and will probably box again later and all other drivers are with hard to try to finish the race with this tyres!

untold zinc Apr 11, 2023, 3:50 PM

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Its a standing start

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as the drivers line up the grid one more time...

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ITS LIGHT OUT AND A WAY WE GO AGAIN!!!

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De vries gets an excellent start he has jumped norris in the start for p5

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so did bottas as he overtakes both albon and his teammate zhou at the start for p9

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HAMILTON HAS LOCKED UP AND HE HAS RAN WIDE AS HE TUMBLES DOWN THE POSITIONS AND IS IN LAST PLACE!!!
HAM44 📻 mercedes - F**K these tires are cold man , Bono my tires are gone man

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those hards are really cold.. lots of ppl didnt get the start they wanted and many people ran wide

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zhou is not giving up he is side by side behind piastri and bottas is now SIDE BY SIDE WITH PIASTRI AND ITS 3 WIDE AS WE GO TO THE NEXT CORNER AND PIASTRI HAS TO BACK OUT AND BOTTAS GETS BOTH OF THEM AND BOTH THE ALFA ROMEO'S OVERTAKE PIASTRI!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!

proper gull Apr 11, 2023, 7:09 PM

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We now see De Vries easily catching Norris who is running on those cold hards.

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Conditions:
Weather: Cloudy
Fastest Tyre: Dry
Time Left: 30 minutes
Flag: greenflag

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With 30 minutes left, we will be expecting the soft runners to put to mediums later on, so it's their time to make as much of a gap to the car behind as possible. They'll definitely be hoping for a safety car.

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RACE CONTROL :
Race time extended to 3 hours. There will now be 29 laps remaining at the 2023 Nurburgring Grand Prix.

proper gull Apr 11, 2023, 7:46 PM

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||in case anyone wants/needs the images for yellow flags, red flags, safety car etc, they can be found in the #1090473108915367959 forum||

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:20 PM

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“On those very cold hards Hamilton seems to be struggling down in 13th!”

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And it looks like he’s saying something now let’s listen

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HAM44 📻 mercedes “These tyres are gone man, they’re so cold and worn after the lockup!”

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mercedes 📻 HAM44 “We are aware Lewis, keep going and don’t make any mistakes we don’t want any more chaos for the remainder of the race.”

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That’s Hamilton in the gravel!

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:23 PM

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IS HE BEACHED?? OH MY GOODNESS

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:23 PM

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HAM44 📻 mercedes “SERIOUSLY MAN I TOLD YOU THE TYRES ARE SO DONE!”

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mercedes 📻 HAM44 “Can you pick up the car and get out?”

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And Hamilton spinning around in the gravel seems to be stuck!

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Will that be a safety car?

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:26 PM

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IT IS!!!

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:26 PM

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untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:26 PM

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vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:26 PM

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Another one today! Surely the FIA has to limit the time after this!

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:27 PM

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24 laps to go now

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:28 PM

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fialogo 📡
SESSION TO BE TIMED
30 MINUTES

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:29 PM

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THE SAFETY CAR HAS COME IN AND WE GO BACK TO GREEN FLAG RACING!!!

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:29 PM

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That’s amazing!

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:29 PM

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HULKENBERG NAILS THE START HE IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH GASLY RIGHT NOW AS WE GO DOWN TO TURN 1

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:29 PM

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AND MAGNUSSEN RIGHT BEHIND THEM HERE

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:31 PM

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GASLY DEFENDS OF THE THAT FAST CHARGING HULKENBERG

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MAGNUSSEN IS RIGHT BEHIND THEM

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:32 PM

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“OHH AND GASLY AND HULKENBERG BOTH LOCK UP”

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THEY TO INTO THE WALL!

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THATS A YELLOW FLAG DEFINETELY

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BUT SURELY NOT ANOTHER SAFETY CAR?

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||final one awklando ||

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It’s no safety car but Hulkenberg gets out again!

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He’s now P4, Magnussen being P2!

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||need magnussen podium||

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||or win||

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:34 PM

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MAGNUSSEN IS GOING ROUND THE FINAL CORNER HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOME PACE OH HE HAS SPUN INTO THE GRAVEL TRAP

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:35 PM

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||NO NO NO||

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||WHY TF||

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:35 PM

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HAS HE GOT THE MOMENTUM GOING IS HE GOING TO REJOIN

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YES HE HAS GOT A GREAT RECOVERY BUT HE RIGHT BEHIND HULKENBERG NOW GAP TO HIM IS 9 SECONDS

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:36 PM

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That was two quick ones in a row!

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It looks like Norris in P2!

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:36 PM

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GUENTHER STEINER BE SHITTING IN HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:37 PM

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||Should we just end this race||

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:37 PM

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BOTTAS OVERTAKES DE VRIES THAT SOFTS ARE DEAD NOW HE HAS TO PIT IN 2 OR 3 LAPS NOW TERRIBLE DESCISION FROM ALPHA TAURI

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:38 PM

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WITH ABOUT 8 LAPS LEFT NOW

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:38 PM

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ALONSO HAS A 14 SECOND LEAD NOW FROM NORRIS

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:39 PM

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Will the end here get exciting as there is only 4 laps till the end?

placid lagoon Apr 12, 2023, 2:41 PM

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What's the top 5 rn

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And who has damage 😭

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:41 PM

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LAP 56/60

P1 Alonso astonmartin ALO14
P2 Norris McLaren NOR4
P3 Hulkenberg Haas HUL27
P4 Magnussen Haas MAG20
P5 Bottas AlfaRomeo BOT77
P6 De Vries alphatauri DEV21
P7 Zhou ZHO24
P8 Piastri McLaren PIA81
P9 Albon williams ALB23
P10Sargeant SAR2
P11 Russell mercedes RUS63
P12 Hamilton HAM44

DNF

P13 Gasly
P14 Sainz
P15 Tsunoda
P16 Leclerc
P17 Ocon
P18 Perez
P19 Verstappen
P20 Stroll

placid lagoon Apr 12, 2023, 2:42 PM

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Jesus

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:42 PM

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untold zinc LAP 56/60 P1 Alonso <:astonmartin:842735660312821780> <:ALO14:10812531046301165...

though there was like 4 laps left

placid lagoon Apr 12, 2023, 2:42 PM

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What are the gaps

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:42 PM

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willmao

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:42 PM

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placid lagoon What are the gaps

||irrelevant make random shi up 🤫 ||

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:43 PM

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I actually want to get on to the next race

placid lagoon Apr 12, 2023, 2:43 PM

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Back to the actual championship

vague jetty Apr 12, 2023, 2:43 PM

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it’s getting quite boring this Nurburgring 5267373 safety cars 7274738 dnfs race

placid lagoon Apr 12, 2023, 2:43 PM

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Onto the last lap, Magnussen chasing down Hulkenberg into turn 1!

untold zinc Apr 12, 2023, 2:43 PM

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AS WE START THE LAST LAP OF THE RACE

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