Ferrari therapy channel

[crisp solar]

I mean he sorta was responsible for W11 right?

atleast thats what chatgpt says

and that bich never lies (it does)

[dark stump]

Yes, Loic Serra is a transfer from Mercedes

He was rumoured to join Ferrari since Hamilton's departure, and even more during Enrico Cardile's departure

[vale saddle]

If he’s joining now they’ve probably been working on it since before that even

He would have needed a gardening leave

[split mulch]

therapy is over-rated

all you really need is leclerc

[crisp solar]

real

and Leo

[split mulch]

and leo yeah

[ivory tendon]

https://formula1.shar.estori.es/go/clip/e8a91f80-ed1b-8a25-9f9f-3a14d95b2baf?collectionId=moments

[crisp solar]

any ideas for ferrari hoodie?

planning on making my own graphics etc and doing print on demand thingy
idk tho how to make it look like its not a cheap copy of original hoodies
cus honestly imo 2024 versions are mid

[kindred cypress]

Maybe the logo on the front and the car on the back

With Ferrari logo letters

[crisp solar]

ye thought about doing smth like this

but reversed colors

or smth with Schumacher

[dark stump]

Reversed sounds good

[crisp solar]

also thinking about one with kimi and bwoah

[ivory tendon]

Newey 100% confirmed to not go to Ferrari now

All hope gone…

[crisp solar]

i mean that doesnt mean ferrari wont cook new regs

[echo fiber]

I mean we do have Loic Serra now at least

[vale saddle]

It’s fine, Fred has been building a good team and he started before Newey became available

He knows what he’s doing

[supple mirage]

guys are we happy after monza>

[echo fiber]

yes, very much so

[spice valley]

increadibly happy

[raw hemlock]

I am. I am even a little worried that it's race week because I'll be back to being depressed...

[vale saddle]

I won’t. Haven’t been since we won Monaco and now we have Monza as a cherry on top

If that’s all we get this season it’s already much more than I expected tbh

[raw hemlock]

Truee

[crisp solar]

if Leclerc didnt have sh races in Austria, UK&Canada honestly I think he would be in a championship fight

excited to see what Fred is cooking for 2025, especially with Hamilton joining

still will mis chilli 😔

[dark stump]

1-2 races in this season i did not expect at all a win, so Australia was already a welcome surprise

Then Monaco and Monza happened, so i'm already satisfied
Imagine though, the WCC is within reach

We just need McLaren to squabble with each other, and the boys up there

But, i can't get my hopes up just yet, i must see how Baku goes, and the front wing update in Austin

[supple mirage]

let’s stay happy

can we?

[crisp solar]

thoughts?

prob gonna use something similar for my hoodies

obv its a concept

[kindred cypress]

Looks nice

[crisp solar]

FORZA FERRARI MODAFAKAS

LETS GOOO

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[kindred cypress]

LETS HOPE HE DOESNT PULL A NORRIS AND FUCK IT INTO TURN 1

[raw hemlock]

ion think he will, but watching leclerc gives me a heart attack anyway. i dont think i trust him much lmao

[dark stump]

Leclerc is Schrodinger's driver

Until i check him, i assume he's running good or in the barriers at T8

[supple mirage]

LECLERC POLE!!

[raw hemlock]

Lmaoo i think this is one of the most accurate things ive ever seen about him

[ivory tendon]

Yes! Let’s go.

Forza Ferrari

[supple mirage]

guys

we lost the lead

i’m scared

[supple mirage]

look if we don’t win, at least we got somewhere in top 5

and not bottom 20

and we might have podium

so

guys

we have podium

but

sainz

gone

congratulations oscar

[crisp solar]

how many points are we losing to mclaren in constructors

[thin warren]

Yes

[raw hemlock]

Rn im just hoping for leclerc to finish 2nd in wdc but i feel that oscar could overtake him there

Why does a leclerc p2 hurt so much tho

So close to a win

And sainz dnf so close to the end

[crisp solar]

because we had bigger expectations thats why it hurts so much

[raw hemlock]

[crisp solar]

honestly I would just aim to get 2nd WCC and pray that Leclerc maintains his 3rd place in WDC

[dark stump]

Probably that he lost the race after a 6s lead in the first stint

[crisp solar]

how tf did that happen tho

[raw hemlock]

Right...

[dark stump]

McLaren executed that undercut brilliantly

[raw hemlock]

Mclaren is seriously still too good rn

[crisp solar]

their car was really good too

[dark stump]

Man they're showing the replay and Piastri just sent it

[raw hemlock]

I think piastri is really good at tight inside lines

[dark stump]

Banger of a move that i'm not even mad for the P2, just mildly annoyed

[raw hemlock]

That overtake and his defending where he stayed on the inside

[crisp solar]

also idk if i understood that correctly but hard tyres just werent it for leclerc

[raw hemlock]

I'm upset now, but tomorrow I'll probably feel happier for piastri

[dark stump]

Then he just made Leclerc look like a fool by closing the inside like 10 times

[raw hemlock]

Yeah. He said mediums were strong but the hards were just bad

[crisp solar]

if that one time he didnt go to the middle of track when leclerc nearly did a switchback on him 😔

[raw hemlock]

Gah dang i was close to chucking my phone. He just couldn't get that overtake in

[dark stump]

Yup, McLaren seemed better on the hards
And especially once he got to clean air it's then stay calm and sail to the flag

[crisp solar]

7races left till the end of the season, we would need to score over 7points more a race than mclaren

[ivory tendon]

Sergio Perez is now officially my least favourite driver.

[raw hemlock]

🫠 i see why

[crisp solar]

man at first i thought that obama bin sainz was driving that car

[raw hemlock]

But honestly was a racing incident i believe

They were both moving to get a better racing line

[crisp solar]

both made a stupid mistake

[raw hemlock]

Yeaa

[crisp solar]

redbull has an advantage of 21points

so yea I guess we will finish 2nd this year

😔

kinda sad cus it would amazing (and painful) to see Sainz win wcc with ferrari in hist last season with them

[celest lake]

Sergio perez and carlos sainz after ruining redbull WCC and their amazing races:

[crisp solar]

if redbull signed Sargoat and not a taco guy they would be leading constructors championship

[celest lake]

Facts 💯💯💯

My goat so fast he finished the season before anyone else 💯

[crisp solar]

8 OUT OF 24 RACES AHEAD

[ivory tendon]

An ‘inchindent’

[raw hemlock]

Lmao fr. Nothing, just an inchident

[ivory tendon]

How long do you guys think Hamilton will stay at Ferrari

[crisp solar]

3years around i guess

might be longer tho

[supple mirage]

at most? 7 or 9 years

[split mulch]

5

[spice valley]

I think hes gone after 2

[dark stump]

I think once his contract expires he'll retire from F1 altogether, Lewis is just biding his time in red
Now if that means a shot at the 8th, it's a bonus to him

[crisp solar]

hamilton's 8th wdc would be amazing

Then two latest records for most drivers championships would be broken by ferrari driver ( Schumacher&Hamilton)

[dark stump]

I actually am shaking out of fear at the thought of Lewis being able to challenge for a title in Ferrari from the get go

And i am not talking in a positive way

This will be 3 out of 3 where he just switches teams and everything is already built for a title fight

[crisp solar]

bro is not only the goat of f1 but also of perfect timings 😋

cant wait to see him in red (and also Charles might learn a lot from him so Charles WDC?)

[meager orchid]

this is one time i don’t mind cause both are my favs

[crisp solar]

FUCK

[ivory tendon]

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

This will NOT help in the constructors battle

[crisp solar]

I guess we wont get back to back smooth operation in singapore

[crisp solar]

depends on how we look at it

[crisp solar]

we wont catch up to mclaren so we can only fight with redbull for 2nd

[ivory tendon]

Beating red bull is still really good

Would still be

[crisp solar]

yea

good forecast for 2025

[ivory tendon]

Singapore will be all up to leclerc now

[crisp solar]

yea, are we better at corners than mclaren rn?

[ivory tendon]

I hope so

Idk

[crisp solar]

i was talking with my friend and he told me that ferrari should have a good chance of winning considering it's pretty technical circuit and we appareantly should be better than mclaren here

depends how the rest of quali will go i guess

[ivory tendon]

As long as it is like last year I’m happy

Oh my god

[crisp solar]

TF HAPPEND

[ivory tendon]

Why did he get no time?

Oh track limits

That couldn’t have gone worse really

[crisp solar]

fuuuuck

[dark stump]

i do not even need to speak

[ivory tendon]

And now Verstappen p2 as well

[dark stump]

P3 on the WDC is gone, that's it

[ivory tendon]

Look, anything can happen in the race

But it won’t be easy

[vale saddle]

Hey now this is therapy not doom posting

[ivory tendon]

We can’t help it we are tifosi

We are always depressed

We all have tifosi syndrome

A terrible untreatable syndrome

[vale saddle]

Tifosi syndrom is hopium overdose not chronic depression smh

[ivory tendon]

Hopium overdose causes chronic depression

That’s what tifosi syndrome is

When you become chronically depressed from overdosing on hopium

[vale saddle]

Smh no

[dark stump]

Nah Tifosi syndrome is Stockholm Syndrome

[celest lake]

Lando and Max crash T1, Russell leads every lap and Haas undercuts Hulkenberg into P3, then Russell crashes on final turn and Albon or Hulkenberg wins, Perez and Gasly crash sending Perez car flying in to the track bridge and Perez breaks wrist leaving Lawson in red bull for rest of season

That's my prediction

[vale saddle]

let's not predict crashes though please

[celest lake]

This wasn't particularly serious, but alright

[vale saddle]

I know but then when i mute someone for being like "yes please", they're like "why can they say it and I cant" and people lack critical sense so...

[ivory tendon]

Lando will probably win

Ferrari will get up to 5th at best

Russell will probably get a good start as he usually does

Piastri might too

If Piastri gets behind Norris he won’t attack this time I don’t think

Hulkenburg will hopefully get a good result

I think he will

Lando would probably have a bad start but that McLaren is so fast he will come back

Red Bull and Mercedes cars just aren’t good enough to win I don’t think

I also think there will be at least 1 crash and a safety car or red flag maybe if it gets really bad

These are my predictions ^

[raw hemlock]

i was really hoping that after 5 years, i could see a leclerc win in singapore. especially since 5 years ago this exact date, i started watching f1 and instantly became a ferrari and leclerc fan

[crisp solar]

I mean honestly

fk 2024 and 2025

i just want them to cook for 2026 like resbull did for 2023

margin will go up to around 50 points after the race (considering max finishes p2 and ferrari p9-10)

so /6 = around 8 points more than rb per race needed
if we got a ferrari 1-2 and redbull 3-4 then in that race the margin would go down by 18points

lets just pray ferrari cooks with upgrades for cota/rest of the season

[dark stump]

P5, i'll take it

[crisp solar]

not bad not bad

which fastest is ferrari rn btw?

for sure not 4th, prob 2nd-3rd right?

[ivory tendon]

Not bad compared to starting position

But I think 1 more lap and we could have gotten p4

[crisp solar]

still Leclerc's pace was insane

give him rb19 alike car and he will win wdc

[ivory tendon]

If you put him and Piastri in the same car who do you think would do better

[crisp solar]

prob leclerc because he's just more experienced

[dark stump]

Leclerc fucking up the track limits yesterday cost him a shot at the podium even

How many seconds in front of Russell was Piastri?

[crisp solar]

main difference between him and Piastri in baku was a) car (if Leclerc had faster car he would catch up to Piastri for sure) b) leclerc somehow losing so many seconds during his pitstop c) hard tyres being awful during last few laps

[crisp solar]

20

[dark stump]

Oh

Kinda hard then

P4 was definetely possible, though

[crisp solar]

I mean remember what Leclerc did in these last 20laps

went from being like 15seconds behind Hamilton to 23 ahead

I know its a bit different because Merc is 4th fastest rn an Mclaren 1st, still tho

[dark stump]

Main difference is that Hamilton had a massive tyre delta

Russell had 9 lap older tires and he still seemed to just have more traction

[crisp solar]

oh yea true

forgot about thay

[crisp solar]

THE HIGHS ARE SO GOOD

MAMMA MIAAAA

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOIS

[dark stump]

Ma come sono belli gli altri.

[vale saddle]

C’è un nuovo sceriffo in città 💪
https://fixupx.com/fanaticsferrari/status/1848133017602044162?

[ivory tendon]

We should honestly make a seperate Ferrari server at this point. This forum is so active.

[supple mirage]

seems like a good idea

not like anything bad will happen

[zenith venture]

right

[ivory tendon]

[ivory tendon]

Honestly should though

[supple mirage]

right..

[zenith venture]

i'd be down

[zenith venture]

oouh nice

[crisp solar]

ferrari doesnt have one right?

[vale saddle]

Nope.

[ivory tendon]

Sainz pole!

Let’s go

Vamos

🌶️

[supple mirage]

then we make a fan made one

y’all

i hope we saw that

[dark stump]

WE DID WE DID

[zenith venture]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-parakeet-wiggle-dancing-cute-gif-17132057

[kindred cypress]

P2 IN CONSTRUCTORS RAAAHHH

[zenith venture]

WEEEEE

[ivory tendon]

LET’S GO!!!!!!!

[lapis coral]

AND ALMOST GOING TO PASS MCLAREN

[crisp solar]

VAMOS VAMOS

[supple mirage]

YESSSS!!!

[kindred cypress]

Watch us have another double dnf in typical Ferrari fashion

[zenith venture]

we stay believing

[crisp solar]

didnt happen after monza, they've been cooking since zandvoort really

so I hope not

(duuh?)

[edgy mica]

Just imagine Ferrari would win the teams championship. That would be insane

[zenith venture]

that would make me very happy

[crisp solar]

would be poetic

imagine Carlos winning wcc in his last season with us🥹

[supple mirage]

ferrari contract isn’t renewed
wins wcc with ferrari
moves to williams
refuses to elaborate

[vale saddle]

You mean Ferrari wins WCC*

[dark stump]

...isn't it basically the same?

It's worded weirdly, that's for sure

But in essence, it's kinda the same

[vale saddle]

Well, no, there’s 2 drivers involved in winning WCC it’s not like we’re in a Checo / Max type configuration here

[supple mirage]

so do i fix it?

[dark stump]

3, Bearman

[vale saddle]

True, let’s not forget the baby bear, he’s important

[vale saddle]

Nah lmao dw

[crisp solar]

fuck

not looking good for wcc tbf

[dark stump]

Eh, it was known Brazil would be a McLaren track

Only if one of the 2 DNFs and Norris does not win we'll be able to do something significant

[dark stump]

...where the fuck is the pace 😃

[normal latch]

OH FGS CARLOS

[dark stump]

...you know what

with investigations in mind

there is a possibility Charles outscored McLaren on his own

So i'll take the P5

[dark stump]

At least i want Charles to take P2. He may be out of contention, but i am extremely content with his season.

[kindred cypress]

Not the best weekend

But average Ferrari moment

[supple mirage]

so like how we suggested to do a lil ferrari server—i was gonna make one today, would y’all join?

[kindred cypress]

Sure

[raw hemlock]

ive been turned into a proper delusional ferrari fan, repeating to myself "next year will be our year" like a mantra atp 😭

[normal latch]

Feel free to dm me the link once it’s ready for joining

[vale saddle]

Can I be admin

[silver dirge]

omg please

[supple mirage]

i’m fairly bad at making servers so gimme 5 business days since i managed to get help

[silver dirge]

okay just ping/send whenever

what do y'all reckon our chances are for the remaining three races? any wins possible?

[supple mirage]

we win all three

realistically, we win at least one race

[devout mauve]

Yes

Also charles our beloved please win at least one more race this year

Sainz our smooth operator please win one for the road

[crisp solar]

our delusions arent stupid tho

WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION I SAID

[devout mauve]

ALABONO!

[ivory tendon]

Oh ok, I started making a server, and I tried to send it a week ago and a got a time out that just expired.

But I’m happy for you to go with your server.

Can I be a mod, because I am the one who started the idea of making a server.

[supple mirage]

yeah dw

i’m just slow af

[vale saddle]

Yeah we don’t allow discord links to be shared here

[zenith venture]

understandable but you did say you'll make an exception right? for us little sad ferrari fans 👉🏼👈🏼

[crisp solar]

and there will be one

[vale saddle]

lmao yeah just send me the link and I’ll share it

[supple mirage]

alr

[supple mirage]

chat progress is going faster than expected 🔥

[vale saddle]

Do you need help lmao

[supple mirage]

no im good

i managed to find help

ty for asking tho

[supple mirage]

heyyyy

[supple mirage]

so far so good i might as well share it

sent it to sash

so we wait ig

i’m not getting timed out

[zenith venture]

[supple mirage]

food.

it was fire

[zenith venture]

oof i'm over here eating cold soup

[supple mirage]

oh damn..

[zenith venture]

its alright, i was just too lazy to heat it up cause it was 12am...and now its 2am...

that chicken does look juicy tho

[crisp solar]

bestieee we live in the same time zone

[zenith venture]

letsgooo

nocturnal gang

[crisp solar]

where u from

cus i swear if were both from the same country it would be mad funny

(very unlikely)

[zenith venture]

it would...but you seem too nice to be from germany

[crisp solar]

💀

im from Poland

hahaha

[zenith venture]

ahhh close enough

[crisp solar]

real

[ivory tendon]

Both Bottas and Zhou are leaving Sauber (and probably F1)

Thoughts?

[zenith venture]

ngl i'd be really sad if this was the end for bottas, i feel like the man deserved better

wbu?

[ivory tendon]

Bortolleto will be the driver

They couldn’t have just announced both at the same time?

[supple mirage]

damnnn bortoleto

that was a surprise

to me

[vale saddle]

Behold

https://discord.gg/79QKyPYfyR

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-monza-ferrari-flag-tifosi-formula1-gif-27678585

[supple mirage]

your welcome my fellow delusions

[celest lake]

Invite invalid 😔

[vale saddle]

@supple mirage wtf did you do

[supple mirage]

i didn’t do nothing

oh it expired

😭

gimme a sec i’ll give u a new one

[vale saddle]

look better smh

[silver dirge]

omg send me too!

[vale saddle]

again

@supple mirage GIRL

[supple mirage]

i didnt do anything bruh

okay well it isn’t my fault the damn link expires

[vale saddle]

there's a way to make it permanent

[silver dirge]

but can you send me a link

[supple mirage]

wait fr?

[supple mirage]

okay!

omg there is i’m so blind

i’ll give u the perm

[dark stump]

not gonna lie i thought quali would be way worse

[zenith venture]

mh

[celest lake]

holy shit I need this https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/ferrari-sf-24-f1-car-42207?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUS-LNtsWdwRzsQ-2513819-1606623-10

[celest lake]

Pls send valid server link

[supple mirage]

it’s valid whatchu mean

[celest lake]

Nvm I joined

[supple mirage]

😭

[supple mirage]

going on my christmas list

[celest lake]

It's march 1st

Me doing the math on the cost of all of the F1 team cars + Ferrari and Mercedes technic

[crisp solar]

its beatiful

fucking beatiful

its perfect

PERFECT

[dark stump]

Naaah i'm too broke for this

[celest lake]

Same smh

[dark stump]

...

man

[zenith venture]

[silver dirge]

rumor has it: carlos and charles just got involved in a physical fight in maranello. hair was pulled, and eyes were pubched. they called each other whores and charles threw up on carlos after carlos spat on him. i’m heartbroken guys 💔💔💔

[dark stump]

Weird crashout by Charles post-race
Not valid, in my opinion

[vale saddle]

He literally just gifted him a win in Mexico but bro can’t let him past next race because he wants P3 and doesn’t want to be behind him it’s perfectly valid

[dark stump]

No one gifted a win in Mexico, come on Mia

[dark stump]

What is amazing is that Ferrari fucked in a way both their drivers today, yet Ferrari receives no flak for it because everyone is too focused on saying who of the 2 was right lmfao

[vale saddle]

They literally did?

He threw a tantrum literally on lap one because Charles was getting to close and then they put him on a leash asking him to do lico for no reason, he was getting mad on the radio not understanding why they were slowing him down when he could see the temps were fine

Ferrari didn’t fuck anyone over today, Charles fucked himself over ruining his own tyres trying to chase George

So he let Carlos past because he was slower, problem is when he was faster with fresher tyres Carlos refused to let him past and fighting would have made them lose the position to the cars behind them

[dark stump]

Sorry? Didn't fuck over anyone? Carlos was borderline crying on the radio to box for 2 laps, and when they're going to put him in, they do not have the tires ready, if that is not fucking over someone i don't know what is. Carlos could get P2 today

Then, 3 laps after Carlos, they pit Charles and getting him out exactly ahead of Carlos. It's natural that Carlos would overtake, he was never gonna you know, sit around and wait for Charles to warm up the tyres

Also, about Mexico, in hindsight Carlos was right for not pushing the tyres. Charles nearly ended up in the wall for God's sake. No one gifted Carlos anything, he drove and got it.

[vale saddle]

They literally slowed Charles down on purpose in Mexico by asking him to do lico for no reason but ok

He couldn’t get P2, he didn’t have the pace he was actually slowing Charles down and refused to let him through

They didn’t pit him because he would have been in traffic if they had the window just wasn’t right

It would have been worse if they had

[supple mirage]

mamma mia what happened here

[zenith venture]

me

[supple mirage]

omg..

[zenith venture]

[edgy mica]

Very true👍

[kindred cypress]

Could I get a invite to the Ferrari server

[vale saddle]

.

[silver dirge]

sucks

[dark stump]

Yup, the championship is over

[vale saddle]

He would have been in traffic if they had pitted him when he asked

It wasn’t the right window

You guys need to stop listening to Mr know it all and consider the big picture

[dark stump]

What bigger picture?

Sainz was properly fucked over in Vegas, and he still ended up P3
Importantly, ahead of Charles who decided to throw a hissy fit instead.

Rose-tinted (or red, in this case) glasses are not ideal

Also, wouldn't it be good for this case if it was actually a traffic issue to just relay "If we pit now we will be in traffic" instead on leaving him on read?

And then let him decide what he wants to do with his race

[vale saddle]

I literally explaining why he wasn’t fucked over and why Charles angry radio msg was a long time coming

If you think these two are acting as proper teammates I’m not the one with rose (or red) coloured glasses

Anyway this won’t be an issue anymore soon enough

[dark stump]

Of course not. I think i said it earlier in this convo too but there were a lot of races where it would be applicable. Not Vegas, though

Again, Carlos did nothing wrong this time

I have not said this earlier turns out, i might have said it in one of the chats here

[vale saddle]

he did he completely ignored the directions he was given which btw came after Charles let him through before the pit stops because he was slower

Even within the context of this race alone the anger was completely justified

[dark stump]

The first or the 2nd pits?

[vale saddle]

Especially considering he was in fact not faster than Charles at all in the last stint and based on the telemetry it almost looks like he gave DRS to Lewis on purpose

[dark stump]

Max*

[vale saddle]

First iirc when Charles fucked his tyres trying to overtake George

[dark stump]

Right, that is correct

[vale saddle]

Also how do you know they left him on read did you read the transcripts because I’m not certain

Carlos doesn’t do race strategy in the car but he definitely works hard on his narrative

[dark stump]

With that one i agree

Carlos is given way more credit for the strategy

The low point for me was when people credited him for Charles' win in Monza

When he himself said "their tires won't last"

[vale saddle]

He gets credit for anything and everything it’s mad

[dark stump]

It is frustrating, yes

Or Monaco

[vale saddle]

If there’s one thing it’s good at it’s definitely spinning bullshit, him and his dad have like this whole media strategy where they pay or make friends with Spanish media and then it spills over to others, it’s madness

[dark stump]

People like to make it like Charles won races with Carlos's help

When the literal opposite has been happening since 2022

[vale saddle]

We definitely agree on that 🤝

[crisp solar]

oh 2022, what you could have been....

sad that wcc is gond

likely they will win it today (sorta) and will just have to deliver few points in abu dhabi

which hurts considering its carlos' last chance for some championship atm unless williams cooks which im praying for

[dark stump]

2022 could unironically be a Ferrari WCC if they did not keep shooting themselves at the foot when they had the faster car

[crisp solar]

yea ik

goodthat i didnt watch f1 back then

because i was in a really bad place mentally (because i was charles in baku 2019)
and add ferrari disasterclass to that oh man 💀

im just praying williams makes a comeback + ferrari starts cooking

[dark stump]

I remember putting a bet with my friends before Bahrain quali 2022 that Leclerc would get his 10th pole

I won but... at what cost

[crisp solar]

im curious how will next year look

[dark stump]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[vale saddle]

🤯

[kindred cypress]

Charles will get second and Ferrari win the constructors

I believe

🙏🙏

[vale saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/manifesting-max-verstappen-maxnifesting-tyrannosaurus-maxy-trexmaxy-gif-6299297052628505266

[supple mirage]

after every race i return to this thread to thankfully see a civil debate

[dark stump]

Praying for a LEC/SAI/VER so fucking hard

Or a SAI/LEC/VER, Ferrari wins eitherway

[devout mauve]

praying for Ferrari to outscore the Mclarens

[crisp solar]

aka las vegas but reverse merc with ferrari

[supple mirage]

just doin some manifestation

[crisp solar]

imma pray rn for ferrari wcc

[kindred cypress]

Ok so if we get a 1-2 with fastest lap

We can win constructors if McLaren gets less than 4-5

Right

No that would be tie

Praying for McLaren double dnf

[crisp solar]

we would prob

we would have more wins

6 vs 5

[dark stump]

A tie that given Ferrari wins the race, they win the tie

Abu Dhabi would be their 6th win, as opposed to McLaren's 5

[dark stump]

...

[crisp solar]

hey guys so heard that you're going to lose the WDC to McLaren there's always next year sports 🙏
praying for you all, love you lots, please dont do anything rash over the poor development of the Ferrari this year 🙏

[willow zodiac]

Dammit

So close

[edgy mica]

Well, I think it’s brilliant that Ferrari was even able to fight for the championship this year. 2025 is the next chance😂😭

[dark stump]

Our boys gave it all today.
Fuck the post-Monaco upgrades man, jesus

[vale saddle]

Honestly 🔥

[supple mirage]

fuck yeah

[unkempt carbon]

Ferrari lost constructors champions

[meager orchid]

maybe the constructor’s championship was the friends we made along the way 😔

[kindred cypress]

Next year is our year guys (next year has been our year for the past 20 years)

[edgy mica]

I really liked how Mercedes and Red Bull were literally insulting each other while not even fighting for anything anymore and Ferrari and Mclaren congratulated each other after a championship battle that went to the last race with all the mechanics shaking hands immediately. That’s sportsmanship🔥🤩

[dark stump]

A tale as old as time

[supple mirage]

next year will be the year we have total domination

once again

[lost pelican]

pic is me rn

[lost pelican]

also charles not congratulating mclaren 😭

[crisp solar]

sad charles didnt pull austria post sprint 2022 radio on them

😔

https://youtu.be/sOcQHPA67Xg?si=C0KTCj0KM7J73eAa

for those who dont know watch the beginning

[crisp solar]

this is our year ladies and gents

[lost pelican]

charles is gonna become a prancing horse mid race

[supple mirage]

hell yeah

[meager orchid]

he is risen. our luck will surely turn this year guys

[supple mirage]

hell yeah

[zenith venture]

that image goes so hard

[meager orchid]

all past ferrari trauma healed instantly

he is our therapy

[meager orchid]

nvm we’re cooked

[vale saddle]

Look, better now than during the season

It’s just wildly reported on because it’s lewis at Ferrari and because Barretto likes to try and be original

[plush wren]

why do you need therapy?

ferrari have won 16 championships.

[raw hemlock]

All of which happened when i was 5 years old or younger...

Way too long ago 🫠

[plush wren]

i was not even born when ferrari last won a championship, drivers or constructors

[raw hemlock]

Well i guess thats your answer why we still need therapy despite having 16 championships 😭 too dang long man

[dark stump]

HOW WE FEELIN

[zenith venture]

mmmmmehhhhh

[vale saddle]

Everyone take deep breaths and put the rope down

[dark stump]

i don't think i'll put the rope down

All you had to do was to keep it on the road, Charles

[dark stump]

Lost a P4 all on his own

[zenith venture]

[edgy mica]

Wow. Back to therapy

[daring crescent]

😔

[vale saddle]

You try doing that in the rain on that shit ass track known for its DNFs 😭

This one’s on the team tbh, mfs need 3 business day to make a single damn decision

[dark stump]

Come on, there were plenty of drivers that did not spin

Now of course

idk what happens when a race is wet, Ferrari just loses sight of everything lmao

[modern atlas]

LMAOOO

TIL this exists

[winter yacht]

hello it's us again

[loud fog]

The team doing what it does best: strategy.

[meager orchid]

must be the water

[dark stump]

have you considered using K1

[vale saddle]

Book your appts for next week because it’s not getting any better https://x.com/vetteleclerc/status/1901171540776894659?

tami. (@Vetteleclerc) on X

Charles: "It’s important that we react immediately, but unfortunately we are going to China, and it is definitely not a favorable track for us. We struggled a lot last year. We will work from here to try to improve as we look forward."

and it‘s a sprint weekend too 🙃

X · Mar 16, 2025, 7:19 AM

[supple mirage]

guess we’re back here then

[winter yacht]

we're so cooked

[zenith venture]

man..

[dark stump]

It's ok, we might finish in front of a Williams this time

[plush wren]

i understand your pain now guys

[meager orchid]

NOT ANOTHER WEEKEND OF MY SIBLINGS LAUGHING AT ME

end this misery PLEASE

[meager orchid]

LMAOOOOO CHARLES SANDBAGGING

WE’RE SO BACK

[void pagoda]

pooooooollllllllleeeeeee

[dark stump]

WE'RE BACK?????? OUT OF NOWHERE?????

[vale saddle]

It’s not out of nowhere lmao you guys just need to stop being so dramatic before the session even ends 😭

It’s called strategy, they’re not going to fry their tyres and risk losing the car just to top Q1

[dark stump]

I mean, it did come out of nowhere

The McLarens were seeming to be there through practice

So with Norris and Piastri kind of botching the final laps, yes, it kinda was out of nowhere

[meager orchid]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GRAPHIC

[meager orchid]

FERRARI FERRARI FERRARI

[dark stump]

OH HE DID IT

now if only Charles could fucking wake up :) this is embarassing from him

[dark stump]

we need 2 drivers for the WCC

[vale saddle]

It’s the second race of the season and a track Lewis notoriously does good at, Charles will be fine

Although he’s really not comfortable with the car atm

https://fixupx.com/vetteleclerc/status/1903289075886399785?

tami. (@[e-mail])

Charles: "We got a problem in Turn 13, the car doesn‘t turn, it‘s undriveable. I cannot get past like this."
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FixupX · Mar 22, 2025, 3:34 AM

[dark stump]

Yet Lewis...

At least he admits he just sucks this week so far (in comparison to Lewis)

[vale saddle]

They’re running two very different set ups in order to collect more data apparently

[dark stump]

Oh not the experimental setups again
I am definetely not buying that

[raw hemlock]

I feel like i no longer belong here, since ive switched teams (i know, how unfaithful 🙄) but im still feeling pretty freaking depressed over leclerc

[zenith venture]

how could you

i respect it

but the depression will always linger

[echo fiber]

it sure will, I can vouch for that

also as long as the team you switched to is McLaren it's okay

[raw hemlock]

Took a few weeks of being in denial and having a crisis, but i have no choice but to accept it 😭

[raw hemlock]

Sure is lmaoo

[zenith venture]

fair, i get it😭im secretly rooting for williams

[raw hemlock]

Always had a soft spot for williams (and mclaren back in the day lmao). So very fair choice there 🙂‍↕️

[zenith venture]

yeah they deserve it all

[meager orchid]

my heart ACHES knowing how close we were to WCC last year

LIKE HOLY FUCK

we just needed one car ahead

[zenith venture]

yeah i was still happy for mclaren but it would've been great if we got it...

[dark stump]

ok that was really dissappointing lmao

[vale saddle]

Oh c’mon

It really wasn’t that bad, Leclerc was a demon with his broken wing, the boys worked as a team and weren’t far off each other, we kinda fucked the strat but managed to hold on

[dark stump]

Charles almost destroyed Ferrari's race, by the way

[vale saddle]

How was that Charles fault???

[dark stump]

Desperation, man almost re-did Austria 2020
Lewis was lucky to not get a puncture

Hold on to what also? Max completely outpaced the Ferraris being ~5 seconds behind in the first stint

[vale saddle]

And yet Charles was in front and only lost the position because his tyres were cooked

[vale saddle]

That didn’t seem like Charles fault to me but I’ll have to rewatch it

[dark stump]

Also huge props to Lewis for thinking about the swap, really surprised me

Even if it gave absolutely nothing in the end

A certain driver (as much as i respect him) would not even dare to think of that

[dark stump]

Leclerc very possible DSQ
It keeps getting better

[dark stump]

Ηamilton very possible DSQ
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[zenith venture]

[dark stump]

Be the 3rd best team on the grid
Max outpaces you with worse machinery
a lowly P5-P6
turns out, the cars were illegal after all

my fucking sides i cannot stop laughing

[meager orchid]

oh my fucking hell

[plush wren]

FUCK FERRARI

MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GETTING WORSE

I REMOVE THIS ROLE

[modern atlas]

How are we doing today, gentlethem

[plush wren]

i am just going to be happy about oscar

[vale saddle]

We’re not, today is cancelled

THE 2025 SEASON IS CANCELLED

[zenith venture]

man, wtf

[dark stump]

Oh Charles did a one stop and that's why he had high wear

as did the half fucking grid

[daring crescent]

Hi it’s me again

[terse kernel]

im here to make it more worse

have you ever heard of lance stroll being ahead of both ferrari drivers

also

have you heard about vitaly petrov blocking alonso

[zenith venture]

STAHP

[plush wren]

the only reason i even support ferrari is because of lewis

so, vitaly petrov blocking alonso was good for me

also, DU BIST WELTMIESTER is one of my feelgood moments

[ancient tide]

sainz 💔💔

[barren spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-f1-vettel-gif-22093240

[zenith venture]

https://tenor.com/view/leclec-bottas-ferrari-formula-1-scuderia-ferrari-gif-1882065581706525296

[daring crescent]

sigh

[zenith venture]

[dark stump]

I mean

It can be worse

tfw this is the best result of the team this year

(And no, the sprint makes next to no difference)

[zenith venture]

yeah, that is true

it's a shame that i got excited for P7😭

[dark stump]

Look at this point i'm glad there's no post-race document about us

Man i hope Bahrain can bring us to at least podium contention

[zenith venture]

same same, let's not lose faith yet

[ancient tide]

there will be a great battle for p6

[dark stump]

...yeah i'm writing the year out, best to take it in with humour

[dark stump]

let's go? i guess?

(He's not keeping that P3)

[meager orchid]

COME ON WE FERRARI FABS HAVE NOTHING IF NOT FOR OUR DELULU MENTALITY

charles podium and hamilton masterclass to get to podium

[vale saddle]

I support this statement

[dark stump]

i'll attempt to spoil the party

I smell a P5-P7 coming

[vale saddle]

Excuse you this is Ferrari therapy channel

[umbral tide]

I think now might be a good time for Ferrari therapy

Wait no way…a Ferrari strategy paying off????

[vale saddle]

tssk tssk

You gotta believe sometimes

[umbral tide]

Every race is believing bro 😭🙏

Believing since Bahrain 2022

[dark stump]

4-5, better than expected

But still no podium, 2.6 off Norris

Why the fuck did we start on mediums again

[umbral tide]

At least you didn’t start on inters

[vale saddle]

Because they work well for us once they’re warm enough, hards were shit and they didn’t seem to trust the softs with a heavy fuel load

[meager orchid]

yeah lulu was a beast on the mediums with the overtakes

hards were not as good unfortunately

they executed pit stops so beautifully too

every good pit stop from them and every fumble for red bull there was giving me so much life

i audibly said YES when hamilton conveyed the same sentiments

[dark stump]

I wake up
LEC P4
I sleep
Race starts
LEC P4

MAKE IT STOP I BEG OF YOU MAKE IT STOP

[dark stump]

I WAS WRONG

KILLING MYSELF: POSTPONED

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[vale saddle]

Told ya smh

[echo fiber]

pure magic from Charles indeed

needless to say I'm happy af

[meager orchid]

my GOAT always pulls off a miracle, always

[tawdry tiger]

Ferrari depression hitting

[deft apex]

Ferrari makes me want to snap pasta

[tawdry tiger]

I snap my spaghetti in half out of spite every time ferrari causes me depression

[worn briar]

OMG I found a new home. I need therapy after each race

[lost pelican]

i need therapy

[zenith venture]

like, actually?

[dark stump]

No mistakes for both drivers
clean laps for both of them
6-7

w h y

[lost pelican]

no, just ferrari therapy

[zenith venture]

ah, okay good welcome to the club

[dark stump]

Charles

You are aware that you have a steering wheel, right?

[dark stump]

Really good result, hope that lifts Lewis' spirits up for tonight

Charles has cost the team some points today though. He better hope the mechanics have the car ready and fixed for Q1

[vale saddle]

A good read and a good reminder that Fred was never going to fix things over night. https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/i-hate-to-find-excuses-leclercs-role-in-volatile-ferrari-season/

[dark stump]

...

if i speak i am in great danger.

Charles was absolutely unacceptable today.

[daring crescent]

Hello it’s us again

[dark stump]

I am watching since 2020 and i don't think i have ever gotten this mad at him

[dense crag]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-snow-white-crazy-padded-cell-gif-8960362794223791383

[daring crescent]

Someone use dark magic to win at Imola

[tawdry tiger]

Gather for family therapy yall

We're sending ferrari the bills

[raw hemlock]

what exactly did he do to anger you

[dark stump]

This whole thing with the switches
Now that i have read more i understand this was more of a comms issue, but he should be more proactive.

Lewis offered to switch in China when he was in front and slower, Charles never thought of it.

What a mess

[raw hemlock]

yeah fair. but i dont see that lack of proactiveness as something to blame charles for. offering to switch when youre ahead is really something rare and respectable, not many would do that. but yeah, ferrari's communication was really quite poor this race

[echo fiber]

yeah this is on Ferrari rather than Charles

and it seems both drivers ended up using up their tyres as a result thus not being able to catch up to Antonelli

[dark stump]

Yeah with a calm mind i can see that

But man, he needs to be more proactive, you are 7 years in this team
you should know by now that if you wait, nothing is gonna happen

Lewis understood that in his 2nd start already

[vale saddle]

What?

Charles was warming up his tyres and Lewis was struggling, the swap should actually never have happened

Lewis said himself if he’d been told to wait a few laps he would have, he thought Charles was struggling he was never told he was just bringing his tyres up to temp

[dark stump]

Yeah no worries, i was fired up at that point

But still, i will only insist that he should be more proactive.

[echo fiber]

he really should be

that's probably his biggest weakness if anything

[dark stump]

And it makes me worry, how the fuck do you spend 7 years in the team and still not being proactive?

On that accord he is the same as he was in 2019

[rigid veldt]

What are the chances of a Ferrari win right now?

0 right

[dark stump]

Depends on the Imola upgrades and the technical directive after Spain
If things remain the same, they are literally bleak

[vale saddle]

But that’s the thing there was nothing for him to be proactive about

That was the engineers job to communicate and they didn’t

[rigid veldt]

I miss 2024 man..

The only race that i Remember us making less than 10 pts is Canada

[supple mirage]

me too

[calm jetty]

[sour shore]

Well

it may be over

it’s so over

[grave marsh]

💀

[steep compass]

it is over

[turbid lake]

Ferrari doesn’t deserve us and the fans

they deserve to lose this year

[meager orchid]

im gonna sob

[turbid lake]

Also fuck sf-25

[edgy mica]

Hamilton will never be world champion again. As long as he’s at Ferrari, that’s just a fact

[dark stump]

you know what i'll gladly take a 4-6

Lewis drove really good today, and Leclerc managed to not be completely out of the points via getting fucked over twice

All in all, a good Sunday

[meager orchid]

this is therapy channel, not depression channel

[vale saddle]

The car is shit but we definitely nailed the strategy, now who’s volunteering to go throw holy water on Charles at Monaco

[meager orchid]

im so afraid because there’s a home race virus going around since zandvoort 2024

[dark stump]

You know what, i'll happily take this.

What a lap by Norris, though. Shame. A podium is achievable, at least

[vale saddle]

Happily, no, but we’ll take it. What a time for Norris to finally solve his confidence issues

[dark stump]

I mean, considering that Monaco was supposed to be hell for Ferrari after Imola P2-P4(P7) is still ok

[echo fiber]

it absolutely is

[crisp solar]

Do you think Leclerc might be champion we've been looking for?

[echo fiber]

he has been that since 2022 tbh

[crisp solar]

I'm beginning to lose my hope

I've recently come to accept that nobody is ever gonna be like him

[dark stump]

Sadly, no.

[daring crescent]

First win of the season is Spain?? (I’m delusional)

[daring crescent]

Ferrari hype video to make you happy

[zenith venture]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[dark stump]

Not therapy, but appreciation of the Ferrari pitcrew

They have the 6 fastest pitstops of the season, ranging from 2.0 to 2.08 seconds

[daring crescent]

We are getting something right at least

[daring crescent]

Spain is ours

[meager orchid]

SECOND IN CONSTRUCTOR’S

FUCK YEAH

but also crazy how we got overtook by a fucking sauber

[daring crescent]

It’s progress

[vale saddle]

Lewis was absolutely defeated though, someone send him this channel

[warm inlet]

[median relic]

.

[daring crescent]

.

[dark stump]

if i speak, i am in danger

[celest lake]

💔

[elder marsh]

LECLERC FANS, REJOICE!!!
(Lewis fans, hang in there, it's gonna get better, don't worry)

[zenith venture]

what if i'm both

[elder marsh]

I guess do both

[zenith venture]

makes sense

https://tenor.com/view/happy-sad-happy-tears-happy-cry-lars-and-the-real-girl-ryan-gosling-gif-11644396292265649069

[daring crescent]

Didn’t age well

[elder marsh]

The FIA is a joke

[devout mauve]

this aged worse than Ferrari's strategy

[dark stump]

...Why?

[zenith venture]

[warm inlet]

[daring crescent]

chat lets use the dark arts to summon a ferrari 1-2

[zenith venture]

(i already lost hope though)

[uneven bobcat]

ferrari fp1 1-2
dont give us hope for monza

[wary kindle]

T~T

[low coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222323868061139057/1418626085674942586/caption.gif

[gleaming flare]

this therapy channel dead huh

been 1 month already

[zenith venture]

im going to actual therapy now

can't keep seeing them suffer

[normal latch]

That defending by Charles

[plush wren]

LICO

[spiral plover]

yo anyone still alive

ferrari cooked usa kinda

hope is there

[quartz gate]

Ferrari cooked real

But lerlerc is out of the WDC contention

[fleet lantern]

it's so over

hamilton out in q2

[spiral vale]

im gonna cry

[warm inlet]

Pain

[spiral plover]

next year

[dark stump]

guess who's fucking back

[plush wren]

uhh what!?

[dark stump]

Literally the one driver who has not thrown the team under the bus, no matter how many times they fucked him over and is currently saving them from a podiumless season.

That's a way to lose a driver. I hope he leaves, and actually starts building a respectable career.

[fleet lantern]

john elkann god knows how much i hate you

[echo fiber]

^^

[echo fiber]

honestly starting to agree atp

I thought Elkann had finally gotten good but nope, faaaaaar from it

[pearl drum]

Ferrari are good at hitting the ground running at the start of new regs

dont give up hope yet....

[edgy mica]

I‘ve already given up

[echo fiber]

2014 would like to have a word

[pearl drum]

lets forget that year existed

2017,2022,2010...

[echo fiber]

2009 was the start of that reg cycle, not 2010

and that season was pretty torrid from them too

[pearl drum]

2026 is our year

[sand gazelle]

2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026

[plush wren]

😭

[plush wren]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[plucky dew]

Next Year Will Be Our Year Guys

[meager orchid]

WAKE UP LADS

ADAMI BOOTED

I THINK ALL YOU DELULUS WILL AGREE, THIS IS OUR YEAR

[zenith venture]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepants-gif-9547716225990610286

[cursive grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-disney-pixar-guido-dance-gif-9833787871569125939

Hope y'all get better

[zenith venture]

the livery looks so nice??

it's like retro lightning mcqueen

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-score-bruno-mars-10-ten-number-ten-gif-13619699

[warm inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

[pearl drum]

Not even lying here guys.....
I think this year could just be....our year

[plucky dew]

i had a nightmare... this year wasnt our year... god im nervous now

[jovial roost]

hello alll

we back here again

we have a good car just that we are still ferrari 🥹

[sinful umbra]

wdym? good result tonight

[normal latch]

It was a good result, yes

But argueably; we really wasted Charles brilliant start by not bringing either car in to the pits during the VSC

[sinful umbra]

this is true, but lots of positive going forward

[signal hatch]

The depression is over!!

Yet

[pearl drum]

LETS GOOOO