f1-games

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BBC: Justin Cambleforth says his brother didn’t cheat on Angel, calls Angel an attention seeking idiot
NFL star Justin Cambleforth said (during an interview with the BBC) that his brother and best friend Arthur Cambleforth did not cheat Angel twice, while he acknowledged the incident when he was 20 and his brother was 16 he called Angel Evans an attention seeking idiot and that Julia only came over once after Angel and Arthur broke up

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virtanen has a win in bahrain

the bar's kinda high now

in team terms it is a good race tho, bearman managed to cone from 19th to 10th

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wait so who is p1 in wdc

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Verstappen who won in Imola

has won many times

for McLaren

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...

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alex at redbull????

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NICO at red bull???

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he gonna get dropped again

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how is the hulk still here

its 2032 in game 💀

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hes just better

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BBC: May and April Cambleforth support their brother
May and April Cambleforth have openly started supporting Arthur in the alleged cheating scandal, saying he didn’t do it and only started seeing Julia post-break up. They also told us that Angel always loved the media attention Arthur got post-incident, much to the anger of the sisters. Though they admit that Arthur is an overall jerk. Are the tides turning?

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podium?

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no

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Not suprised

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sargeant has a podium for williams tho

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sargeant still in f1?

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in the 'chaos era' of the save, roy nissany got a win for haas

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for realistic f1 career mode

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MAX AT MCLAREN?

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Updated it a bit

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who’s the oldest driver on the grid?

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probably hulk

yeah hulk

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Yes, with 8 hours to go until qualifying the Saturday has been a bit of a mess. Like such a crazy chain reaction happened

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(almost) all driver changes in the DPM->IP save:

note, Boschung was at DPM (former name for IP)

S2:
Magnussen retiring
Hulk to Sauber
Boschung to Haas
Nissany to DPM

S3:
Ricciardo retiring
Tsunoda to Williams
Albon to VCARB
Boschung to VCARB
Pourchaire to Haas
Cordeel to DPM

S4:
Alonso retiring
Tsunoda to Aston Martin
Albon back to Williams
Magnussen to VCARB
Nissany to Haas

S5:
Cordeel to VCARB
Arthur Leclerc to DPM

Start S6:
Perez retiring
Vesti to Red Bull

Mid S6:
Arthur Leclerc to Sauber (there was a whole lore pivot around it)
Zhou to Williams
Albon to Red Bull
Vesti out of a seat
Bearman to DPM

S7:
Hamilton retiring
Fittipaldi to Mercedes

🇭🇺 S7:
Fittipaldi out of a seat
Charles Leclerc to Mercedes
Vesti to Ferrari

🇧🇪 S7:
DP (previous DPM driver) out of a seat
DPM renamed to IP (Indlovu-Pacifico)
Virtanen to IP

S8:
Stroll retiring
Norris to VCARB
Piastri to Ferrari
Sainz to McLaren
Vesti to McLaren
Gasly to Ferrari
Fittipaldi to VCARB
Boschung to Aston Martin
Cordeel to Alpine

Mid S8:
Verstappen to McLaren
Norris to Red Bull
Vesti to VCARB

S9:
Norris back to McLaren
Hulkenberg to Red Bull
Nissany to Sauber
Hauger to Haas
Iwasa to Alpine
Cordeel out of a seat

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got to 2025 in my Williams save in F1 manger 23
Magnussen is at Aston Martin
Leclerc is at red bull
Perez is at Mercedes
Russell is at Ferrari
Alonso is at Mercedes
That's pretty much all I remember rn

did the first race yesterday and it was a red bull 1-2 by 30 seconds 🕊️

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bros sisters are a calendar

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The lore was CRAZY today

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vcarb, haas and sauber liveries have dropped

that makes 8/10 teams

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Anyone Interested Racing In Wednesdays Dm Me Please 🙏

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Spain quali in IPU (10 minutes remain)
Virtanen P2
Bearman P14

The McLarens are on opposite ends.

Verstappen is provisional P1, a quarter of a second ahead of Virtanen, and Norris is P21.

Meanwhile Vesti, Veikko's biggest opp now is P8

Norris puts a more competitive time on the board and slots P3, behind Virtanen.

Virtanen was improving, 0.15s up in 2 sectors, but obviously the back end had to slide out on me and so he lost six tenths in the final sector. Still P2.

Bearman drops to P16, but Vesti drops to 10th, so it's all good.

In the end, Verstappen gapped Virtanen by 0.268 seconds.

Simming the GP, let's see how many positions Veikko loses... sigh knowing my luck veikko dnfs and ollie somehow gets a point.

almost nailed it. Bearman was P11.

Austria time.

THEO POURCHAIRE IS ON FOR A FRONT ROW START IN A HAAS FOR THE SPRINT IN AUSTRIA!

Current top 5:
Verstappen
Pourchaire +0.138
Norris +0.144
[IP] Virtanen +0.176
Russell +0.188

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wind tunnel data concern

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I’ll play Canada tmrw

Since I’ll finally be home by then

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BREAKING: Sunwest F1 Team has undergone a management restructuring as tean principal Daniel Laevies has announced his retirement from the management side. The Canadian outfit has announcced that he will be replaced by Chief Operations Officer Ashley Davies-Heismann from the Spanish GP onwards.

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"One minute remaining in qualifying, Veikko Virtanen begins a lap. His final effort. Can he produce a magnificent lap for pole? He only needs 2 tenths, and as he comes towards turn three, he has that! Two tenths up to the heavy braking zone! If he can keep that, he will be on pole for the sprint. But remember, the field is so bunched up towards the front, even a couple of hundredths would be enough to see Veikko Virtanen on the front row! It doesn't seem like anyone else is producing a competitive pole lap, and Virtanen's improvement is only marginal now, the delta's into the red! Pole seems to be a write-off for anyone but Verstappen, but who will it be to fill the front row? Will it be Theo Pourchaire for Haas, or will it be Veikko Virtanen for Indlovu? Around the final couple of corners, he's down! He's not improving, final chance to make time, on the very final corner, to the main straight, who will it be?.. it's Veikko Virtanen into second place by six hundredths, and he will start alongside his rival turned friend in Verstappen for the Sprint tomorrow!"

Wet to dry sprint.

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One. More. Lore. Drop

BBC: Angel Evans admits that cheating allegation was fake
Angel Evans admits that she lied about Julia and Arthur, in the hope that Julia would leave him. Qualifying for the Canadian GP is currently under a red flag due to weather. Angel Evans has said sorry for trying to ruin Julia’s life and hopes she didn’t damage her image

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Lights out and away we go, it's 3 wide into turn 1 with Verstappen, Virtanen and Pourchaire!

Virtanen leads, Pourchaire P2, and Verstappen is 3rd, but hold on!

No apparent reason aside from debris and wet weather not mixing?

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Notice how she doesn’t care about the potential effects it has on Arthur (and ex-PTSD sufferer)? Yeah she hates Arthur

Tbf Arthur is just a bloody jerk

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Restart order - Bearman fell to P16 on the opening lap.

Back underway in Austria!

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wtf is this shit

are steam deck servers down or what?

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Into the middle sector of the restart lap, it's Virtanen from Verstappen, Leclerc, Norris, then Pourchaire, then it's Ocon, Tsunoda, Russell rounding out the points, and Piastri and Iwasa complete the top 10.

Hauger, Fittipaldi and the other Leclerc are into P14-16, with Bearman down to 18th.

[wheat pike]

“Nothing just an inchident”

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Verstappen, Pourchaire, Sargeant and Fittipaldi have pitted.. in a sprint.

Virtanen leads from Leclerc, Norris, Ocon, Tsunoda, Russell, Piastri and Iwasa in the top 8.

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Eliminated in Spain SQ1: Vesti, Antonelli, Russell, Doohan, Piastri, Gasly
Eliminated in Spain SQ2: Albon, Ocon, Maloney, Fournier, Hauger, Pellegrini

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"Verstappen and Pourchaire gambled, but in a sprint, there is far from enough time to catch the pack, even on superior tyres. And that has shown here at the Red Bull Ring, as Virtanen stayed out, and will reap the rewards for the full eight points in the Sprint!"

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arthur the jerk and a girl with a kinda ironic name

and then theres julia who probably has no idea why she got into this

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Tbf Julia really loves Arthur because she keeps defending him😭

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bro why would angel saying that arthur had been with julia while arthur was still with angel make julia want to break up?? huh??

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nah man. At this point Evans should just disappear from the online world to not get hated everywhere

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Bc what Angel tried to do is make Julia think Arthur would cheat on her bc he already did it twice, which could end up with Julia breaking up

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Oh she will😭

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Ah right

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Pourchaire with a HUGE lap time here in Barcelona

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Basically tried to mentally ruin Arthur

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virtanen's second win!! (sprint but still)

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omg no way

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pov going up against sunwest:

(26 seconds down even in quali)

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Sunwest-IsrFast is coming back ig

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ngl seems like the type of margin dp54 could put up if he felt like it

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bro i hate my fuckibg steam deck. Steam deck cant reach the internet MATE YOURE RIGHT NEXT TO IT! AND IT WORKS FINE EVERYWHERE ELSE

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(aka if he didnt crash all the time)

Virtanen scraped the front row in the Sprint, but can he do it again for the GP?

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Barcelona SQ3 Result: Verstappen, Pulling, Bearman, Sasaki, Tsunoda, Lawson, Iwasa, Pourchaire, Sainz (No Time Set), Stroll (No Time Set)

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Also the F1 fanbase still hates Arthur bc of the 100+ complaints Aston shushed up

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Maybe a part of Virtanen's issues in Austria in 2031 was the fact he qualified P12

10 minutes of GP quali left
Virtanen P1 (-0.013 to VER)
Bearman P13

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imagine the season all 5 lore drivers get an f1 seat on my save

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RUSSELL HAS A PURPLE SECTOR AND HE'S P21

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Imagine if Julia and Arthur smh end up at the same team

In 2028 they’re gonna be rivals in FE💀

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THE RAIN IS FALLING IN AUSTRIA!

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If i were to make a guess on when all 5 will share the track, it'll probably be 2035 or 2036 at the earliest

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That may well curtail the session with Virtanen on pole!

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I see

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with McKinnon and Cambleforth still in F3 and Virtanen and Christensen in F2

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Julia vs Arthur in FE gonna be fire

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Aha

McKinnon vs Cambleforth in F3🔥 🔥

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the fact i have Christensen as an alpine junior makes it seem like i put him there as compensation for having McKinnon as one of my juniors

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"Virtanen is on track with a minute to go though, possibly getting a reading for whether he can improve?
[..]
So, ten seconds remain, his delta is plummeting, and nobody else is out there! The margins will be slim, like yesterday, but this time, Veikko Virtanen will have pole position for the second time in his career!"

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the hottest battle in 2032

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bro what if something crazy like Virtanen to Sunwest happened?

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Cambleforth to Canada🙏

Bro’s nationalities would be all over the place

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i think if anyone is likely to get a Sunwest seat (spoiler: no) it'd be Julia

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Yeah

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i was really about to say julia cambleforth bro

thinking a bit ahead of time

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Haha yeah

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Maybe some day

if bro chooses to settle in any sense of the word

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bruh pierre looks like he just wants to retire now

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virtanen is a possibility for audi... cue Hadley Koster going down to the Audi garage to try and persuade them

for some reason

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Arthur being a jerk since he was basically born is crazy, bro was 100% a bully in school💀 😭

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that Audi has pace I have absolutely no idea what Pierre is doing

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"this guy has a lot of talent trust"

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this is why he got fired from Sunwest in 2025

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Virtanen's pole in Austria

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Antonelli's up to P9
Pierre... is still stuck in P21

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Arthur is the least likely to join Sunwest

Since bro is a commercial horror

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Max Verstappen wins the Spanish GP Sprint!

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Mizuno taking a massive gamble🙏🙏

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somehow im banking on Virtanen getting a Red Bull seat someday

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i mean Virtanen already is a Red Bull junior

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imagine

audi midseason signing -> red bull next season

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VCARB does have an open seat for 2033 (which happens to be Pellegrini's seat)

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Damn

Romeo early retirement ig

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vcarb then midseason next year up to red bull perhaps??

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managed to fix my steam deck wifi

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Theres 4 other open seats available across the grid tho

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in the most stupid way

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Anyways imma dip for now

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Williams, McLaren, Haas and Audi have also a seat open for 2033

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What year is it in your game, is it 2032 as well??

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Cya guys tmrw for the Canadian GP

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Ya

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See ya reddawn

[quaint hare]

cya

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bai

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Thats crazy

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Verstappen has spun!

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Bit unfortunate the save I'm doing finishes after 2033 bc its in f124

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Verstappen goes off at turn 1

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maybe i could do a full career save with veikko, age shifted to make sense as a 2024 insert?

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absolute flyer of a lap

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wow 👏

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Question now is, can Veikko hold it through 18 laps??

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Sent him out on another lap on fresh tires and he ended up 0.4 behind Abbi

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abbi pulling seems to be pushing Verstappen out of contention

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Eliminated in Spain Q1: Gasly, Sasaki, Stroll, Hauger, Doohan, Maloney

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That’s why 2030 will be S3 for me

It’ll last till like 2037

(I forgot to close Discord) bye fr now

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Sprint quali in Austria went
VER P1
VIR P2 +0.073

Quali:
VIR P1
VER P2 +0.013

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i just realized

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huh???

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Eliminated in Spain Q2: Antonelli, Albon, Ocon, Fournier, Lawson, Vesti

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Current top 5 (into lap 2)
[IP] Virtanen
Verstappen
Fittipaldi
C.Leclerc
Norris

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Spain Q2 Results: Pulling, Verstappen, Pourchaire, Tsunoda, Piastri, Sainz, Bearman, Russell, Iwasa, Pellegrini

Abbi took pole by only 0.013 seconds

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"Lap 4, Verstappen's to the inside of Virtanen, and he leads the Austrian Grand Prix! Can Virtanen come back, up to turn 3?"

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"They're right with each other into turn 3, they're off! Virtanen frees the lock and rejoins behind Charles Leclerc who now leads for Mercedes!"

The safety car is out!

Current top 5:
Leclerc
[IP] Virtanen
Fittipaldi
Norris
Pourchaire

Everyone expectedly pits.

Massive changearound in the pit scramble!

Top 5 now:
[IP] Virtanen
Fittipaldi
Pourchaire
A. Leclerc
[IP] Bearman

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i like how the vcarbs are at the top and the red bulls are at the bottom

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Safety car in this lap

Rain expected in 5 minutes

Virtanen leads by 1.2 seconds on the restart

Lap 8/18

No movement.

I say that but now Zhou is past Bearman for P5

DRS is disabled, rain is falling, and keeping it on track is difficult, so Virtanen pulls the trigger and pits!

Veikko Virtanen wins the Austrian Grand Prix!

Enzo Fittipaldi is P2, and Frederik Vesti completes the podium, to make it two VCARBs!

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Double VCARB podium doesnt exist, it cant hurt you
Double VCARB podium:

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notice how vesti, still Virtanen's biggest enemy, finishes in P3.

the winner animation is p1 handshaking p3.

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oh god.

that mustve been one reluctant handshake

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(ik the automated game thing does that buuut...)

Veikko Virtanen refuses to shake the hand of Frederik Vesti after winning Austrian GP

He did shake the hand of Enzo Fittipaldi, and the hand of Arthur Leclerc who finished 4th.

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I only just noticed Arthur dragged that Sauber to P4

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he was up there since the safety car

IP are like ferrari

one good weekend costs a horrendous collapse in the next

Virtanen the double winner in Austria qualifies P17 in Silverstone

Bearman is P21.

Result:
Virtanen P9
Bearman P15

Mid season changes:
Ocon has been dropped from Alpine (free agent now)
Amaury Cordeel returns to take his place.

[quaint hare]

McQueens average speed at tokyo in cars 2 was 998 mph. 1606 kph

faster than max verstappen. 6 times

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Holy shit

I found my sheet for Arthur and damn I made this guy a total jerk

Like why did I give him “outdated beliefs”💀😭

I think that mostly refers to him thinking his surname gives him status

But tbh I forgot my starting point for Arthur (in the creative process)

[quaint hare]

King Arthur Camblefortg

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Yuckyforth

Thats a banging mock nickname tbf

Arthur Yuckyforth

[quaint hare]

change the o to an a

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which one, the a in arthur or the a in cambleforth

wait

no

i read it the wrong way

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Goddamn

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It’s crazy💀

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more people are gonna prefer mckinnon over cambleforth

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I see why I axed so much of his bad characteristics

Like this dude is already a menace

And I had some crazy stuff😭

“Stops contacting his family once he made it into F1”

Yeah I see why I didn’t go for that storyline💀

[quaint hare]

bro what stuff were you drinkinh??

101% alcohol

[red wadi]

😭

He still is a menace, and apparently I wanted to make him an even bigger menace

Dude still holds a grudge against his parents btw

But that’s Arthur just being an idiot

FE gonna be crazy with this guy😭

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"Ok i'm in F1 now screw you guys"

"what."

[red wadi]

Arthur fr sucked even harder in my drafts

“Pushes Aston Martin boss to hush up the complaints made” huh why is that in my deleted folder 😭

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i can see why that's deleted

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No but it’s literally part of a lore bit thats currently going on😭

I think I accidentally deleted that

Oh well

Can’t wait to play F1 again

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Pellegrini: national hero
Cambleforth: international jerk

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#allmyhomieshateyuckyforth trending on X typpa nickname

It surely can’t be that long until even the hardcore fans turn on him😭

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MostHatedF1Driver% speedrun fr

arthur cambleforth: "in this video i will see how quickly i can become the most hated f1 driver!"

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GetToMazepinRespectLevel%

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😭

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nikita mazepin simulator

and the spanish gp is under way!

i think pourchaire had a pit lane start

cuz he was just behind at the back og the grid

and no yellow flag

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hello

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box box

Iwasa gets a 5 second penalty for a collision

VSC has been deployed on Lap 50/66
Liam Lawson has crashed at Turn 1

Albon was the one that hit Lawson off

Albon +5 second penalty

Abbi Pulling wins the Spanish GP!

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Pelley!!!

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bro nobody else has even gotten 100 pit stop points

and then theres just us with 300 points

we casually have a 203 point lead in the pit stop comp

mckinnon won the f3 feature race

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that is genuinely fucking impressive what

[livid depot]

Emm... this is fine
(in my second carreer)

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has veikko virtanen done anything of note in f2

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if there was a championship for lore drivers in my save

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i mean heres Virtanen and Christensen's ratings and contracts compared

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is there not some sort of inherent bias in that system to f2 and f3 where more points are available

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virtanen's looking quite a bit better than christensen

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mckinnon vs cambleforth for the F3 drivers

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mckinnon wins out

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oh dear

kimi is carrying audi so hard rn

Audi Total: 71 pts
Antonelli: 67 pts
Gasly: 4 pts

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Arthut bro💀

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arthur been lacking

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As always

Arthur as a person peaked in like kindergarten 💀

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points splits for all 11 teams in my save after the spanish gp

audi and aston are just... really concerning

Pierre is so cooked

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thats quite an insult

[quaint hare]

Those mclaren colors man…

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also red bull colours is literally just ikea

[quaint hare]

wait. I got a my team idea. But i probably cant do it cuz well. Mclaren colors

[empty fulcrum]

lol

[spiral cedar]

Game?

[empty fulcrum]

F1 2016

[spiral cedar]

Thnx

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Oh well

The only Cadillac livery I could find caused my game to crash (was testing some stuff), so ig bro is without a seat for 2030

So erm yeah

[robust yarrow]

Rate this shoot 1/10

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1/10

Nah it’s a solid 8/10

[robust yarrow]

I have so much footages when I did drifts

But they aren't so cool

[robust yarrow]

Lance stroll on 9

[raven furnace]

He is fighting for the title in my F1 24 career Aston Martin has the best car by mile somehow and i'm only in season 2 😅

[lusty grove]

redbull really gives you wings

[quaint hare]

wtf happened. Is that rfactor or f1 2013 or sum?

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well there goes his f1 chance

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It really really really depends on how he performs this season

Since he was the only driver confirmed for 2030

Eh I guess you’re also somewhat right because he’s in FE

For 28 and 29

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yea cuz if he performs really well in FE then they'll want to keep him there

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Bro might be cooked💀

Watch him return in like 2034💀

I mean he’s like 8th in WDC, in the best car. It’s not like a top team would sign him

Bro needs to pray Alpine gonna sign him ig

Alpine is legit his only option and they have the 6th best car rn😭

[lusty grove]

F1 2013

Best f1 game

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just a minor improvement

i mean if mckinnon can drag that thing to the podium then surely arthur can||'t he's still incompetent asf||

[quaint hare]

this at 250kph. bro must be shitting himself

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literally arthur cambleforth

[quaint hare]

i could actually recreate his crash realistically in beamng

simulated a front left suspension failure

hit the wall at 192kph

according to beamng a 29g impact

he went from 190 to 0 in 0.2 seconds

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@red wadi ya seeing this

[quaint hare]

i think i can do better tzho

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Dayum

[quaint hare]

i think this is better

[red wadi]

Still crazy how Aston has the fastest cars but they’re midfielders (besides Canada and England) because their drivers are incompetent af

[quaint hare]

hit the wall at 198 kph

[red wadi]

Damn

[quaint hare]

i managed something worse

impact 211 kph

sideways

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oh god

[quaint hare]

wait. @red wadi did both fornt suspensions snap or only one? and which one if it was only one?

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time for the osterreich gp

finally a dry weekend

oh look who it is

I wasn't sure what driver number Per used so i just kept it with #74

[red wadi]

Imma have to check the pic

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per christensen beats romeo pellegrini in his first FP1 session

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Quick fact: Arthur Cambleforth has never scored a point after the Hungarian GP, last year he went 10 races without points.

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I hope he can break this curse because bro needs every point he can get

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mckinnon and virtanen are the only lore drivers not to have gotten an FP1 session yet

i actually have mckinnon up for an fp1 in silverstone
virtanen might be a concern because Red Bull decided to do Sunwest simulator and also max out their academy

literally

k damn

Pelley just spun at turn 3 on his out lap

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Bro was beyond mid in that Audi

Got lucky AM saw potential in him

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Faatest lap so far in Austria Q1: 1:01.213 (PUL)

abbi reached 200 mph on the 2nd straight lol

now i want to see what the pace is like at monza

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Sky Sports: Arthur Cambleforth disappointed in chants at the British GP
Arthur Cambleforth has told NOS Sport that he was disappointed in the chants the fans were singing during the Grand Prix and the podium ceremony. The chants were bleeped out by the FIA.

[floral apex]

Fastest lap so far in Austria Q2: 1:01.099 (VER)

Eliminated in Austria Q1: Albon, Lawson, Pourchaire, Maloney, Gasly, Ocon
Eliminated in Austria Q2: Bearman, Sasaki, Hauger, Pellegrini, Russell, Stroll

Austria Q3 Results: Verstappen, Piastri, Sainz, Pulling, Vesti, Tsunoda, Fournier, Antonelli, Doohan, Iwasa

[fallow breach]

Pulling P4??

[red wadi]

HE SCORED A POINT IN HUNGARY

great car, mediocre drivers

Nice angle

[floral apex]

valvoline

[red wadi]

AND LIFT OFF

[floral apex]

"ok arthur lift off (the throttle) please"
"ok"
"no not like that!"

[red wadi]

Uhm

[floral apex]

bruh what the arthur doing

[red wadi]

Awkward angle to hit the wall

[red wadi]

Sainz didnt move out of the way and Arthur slammed into him😭

[floral apex]

i think Abbi learned overtaking from Max

[red wadi]

Jeez Aston are shit bc of their 2 mediocre af drivers

[floral apex]

ok i'm gonna restart this race because i severely overestimated how quickly the fuel delta recovers

[red wadi]

Bluh is back to that post Hungary form

[floral apex]

Sasaki 5 second penalty for hitting Albon

[red wadi]

His car can’t stop breaking down

It’s like his 3rd dnf this year

goofy ahh form

[floral apex]

two podiums lol

[red wadi]

In the best car💀

Stroll has 1 podium tbf

[floral apex]

Williams civil war as Fournier collides with Ocon

no he doesn't

[red wadi]

Cambleforth form post Hungary has to be studied

[floral apex]

VSC has been deployed, Russell has crashed
Lap counter: 51/71

Hauger 5 second penalty for causing a collison

Max Verstappen wins the Austrian GP!

Abbi Pulling finishes 2nd

[red wadi]

HIS MAIDEN POLE

[floral apex]

he finally did it

[floral apex]

check out this F3 podium

[red wadi]

[red wadi]

Fr

Well rip

[floral apex]

Sunwest Racing driver buyout fees:
Verstappen: $700.5m
Pulling: $15m

no news on the contracts front

[quaint hare]

bro does not wanna lose verstappeb

[floral apex]

time for the British GP!

[fallow breach]

arthur and julia?? see they can't even stay apart in race results

[fallow breach]

they haven't wanted to lose max since they signed him

[floral apex]

the safety car chance at Silverstone is 0%

classic wet silverstone weather

McKinnon and Schmitt will take FP1 here in Silverstone

well here she is (MKI wouldnt work lol)

no Cambleforth, Virtanen or Christensen tho

[fallow breach]

damn

[red wadi]

Ok mr. mid

[fallow breach]

i think veikko's best bet at f1 is getting a drive with like vcarb or just anyone else

[floral apex]

Virtanen got a really unlucky spawn tho
bro's one of 10 affiliates in the Red Bull junior team

[fallow breach]

what number have you assigned to veikko in game btw canada

i might retroactively change veikko's number in lore to match

[floral apex]

43

because 41 was already taken by Iwasa

40 is taken by Lawson and 42 is taken by Vesti

and i wanted to keep it in the 40s

[fallow breach]

thats funny, vesti has the closest number to Virtanen's original number

[floral apex]

and you were already off by the time i set that so i didnt ask if he had an alternate number in lore

[fallow breach]

the deal is done. Virtanen does (and 'always has' 😉) use(d) 43

[fallow breach]

Virtanen's form in 2032:
1-8[F]-DNF-18-DNF-7-9-6-DNF-1-9

[floral apex]

Virtanen's form in F2 in my save

[fallow breach]

Veikko is P6 with 81 points

also yooo two sprint podiums

[red wadi]

My guy has form?

[floral apex]

mckinnon has been smashing it in F3

[fallow breach]

smh p27 in the monaco feature imagine

[floral apex]

cambleforth for comparison

FP1 top 10

[fallow breach]

not surprising that julia's p1, she's in a sunwest

but where the hell is Schmitt in the same car??

[floral apex]

uh P12

[fallow breach]

fair

[floral apex]

max: spins
me: 👍 nice

wow
lawson pulls what is essentially a 720 exiting turn 5

[fallow breach]

"liam, its not the end of the season, it's not time for donuts yet"

[floral apex]

BREAKING: Audi have announced that they will decide on Pierre Gasly's replacement after the British GP.

[fallow breach]

please be veikko

[red wadi]

Yeah rip bro's car again

[fallow breach]

i thought at first glance lance was p1 😭

Any predictions for where Veikko will qualify in Hungary?

10 minutes to go, Bearman P7, Virtanen P10

ffs why does Virtanen have to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory every time

Lap 2; improvement sector 1 and 2, somehow losing 3 tenths in the final sector without any substantial mistakes.

Lap 3: 2 tenths up in sector 1, no mistakes in s2 but somehow ends up 4 tenths down, and by the chequered flag is 1.1 seconds down on PB.

Final result in quali:
Bearman P7
Virtanen P12

[floral apex]

huge lap times from Fournier and Iwasa here

[fallow breach]

Some alterations, Bearman took a penalty, as did others.

Grid was
Virtanen P10
Bearman P15

Result:
Virtanen P7
Bearman P13

Verstappen won by 30 seconds bro

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

Belgium. Significant track for Veikko's F1 history, but he has never scored here. Can that change in '32? He's on decent form, having scored in the last 3 rounds in a row including a 33 point weekend in Austria.

Bearman's best individual result: P7 x1, 🇨🇳
Virtanen's best: P1 x2, 🇧🇭 🇦🇹
IP's best team performance: VIR P1, BEA P9, 🇦🇹

[red wadi]

Arthur finishes 8th in the standings, with 1 win and 2 podiums

[fallow breach]

bearman in the IP has more points than hulkenberg in the red bull

arthur leclerc in the sauber has more points than hulkenberg in the red bull

were 100% of Arthur's points from that massive grid shuffle in austria? yes

nico has a whopping nine points.

[red wadi]

I'll try to play the FE seasons tonight

[fallow breach]

Any quali predictions at Spa for Veikko?

[floral apex]

apparently gasly heard that he was going to be replaced

Eliminated in Silverstone Q1: Antonelli, Stroll, Hauger, Doohan, Iwasa, Fournier

[red wadi]

Okay lads, FE s1 recap will drop tonight for sure. Recap for S2 either tonight or tomorrow

[fallow breach]

8 minutes remain in Belgium quali

Virtanen P2
Bearman P16

[floral apex]

Eliminated in Silverstone Q2: Lawson, Ocon, Maloney, Russell, Gasly, Tsunoda (No Time Set)

[fallow breach]

Virtanen takes a near perfect S1, yet is down a tenth.

Had to lift in early S2 otherwise i was headed for the gravel, lost 2 tenths. And then, headed for the gravel anyway while taking a perfectly normal line??

Either way, Veikko qualifies P2.

[floral apex]

what

[fallow breach]

canada 2024 irl simulator

[floral apex]

yeah this is fine

[fallow breach]

Can Virtanen improve in the GP??

Front row, George Russell on pole.

[floral apex]

Silvertone Q3 Results: Pulling, Verstappen, Sainz, Pourchaire, Pellegrini, Piastri, Sasaki, Albon, Bearman, Vesti

[red wadi]

nice car

[floral apex]

hmmm

[fallow breach]

omg

front row in pic 1, then also three kinda cursed shots

[floral apex]

the rain has fallen and the inters come on

[floral apex]

i like how oscar and max have the exact same pose
and so do hulk and fittipaldi

lmao

[fallow breach]

yooooo

lap 1, veikko got p1 into turn 1 and russell lost his wing trying to defend

[floral apex]

abbi holds the lead and is fending off both mclarens

meanwhile max is fighting a vcarb

[fallow breach]

finally it isnt the driver im controlling losing the wing

he already leads by 2.6s onto lap 2

[floral apex]

just look at these battles going on lmao

oh

how did this happen

pierre you're not helping yourself at all here

and this is how hard the AIs have been pushing

[vague plank]

Max in McLaren goes crazy

[fallow breach]

Current top 5 (onto lap 5/11):
[IP] Virtanen
Tsunoda
Norris
Russell
Fittipaldi

[floral apex]

another perfectly timed double stack from the Sunwest team in Silverstone!

and Gasly just got a penalty

for colliding with someone

welp there goes his career

And he's retired

VSC deployed

Lap 37/52

[dim skiff]

My guy's just shy.

[floral apex]

f in chat for gasly

[fallow breach]

bruh are you kidding me

slight damage to the wing on the way in

trying to pass nissany on outlap but he's as good as a brick wall

BOOM

full wing broken

have to pit again

and then Virtanen has to doublestack with Ollie AND replace the wing

And starting lap 7, everyones pitted and Veikko was plum last by 10 seconds.

The limitations the game puts on my car mean that there is absolutely no chance of recovery

I want Veikko to at least finish the race in the points if possible

I decided to restart

[floral apex]

Abbi Pulling wins the British GP!

Max Verstappen 2nd

Bearman in third makes it a double British podium at their home race

[quaint hare]

im bored

10 race sim career

[floral apex]

Stroll crossed the line with a puncture

[quaint hare]

boyfriend didnt play with me today after saying he would

[floral apex]

and Lawson as well

the AIs are really bad at tire preservation with inters

[keen brook]

lol

[floral apex]

bvblurkcon strikes again

my guy went from P12 in FP1 to winning the F3 race

"offer advantages to lower-placed teams"

[quaint hare]

he just appeara and disappears out of nowhwre. Like my boyfriends „i love You“. They just randomly say it

[floral apex]

I don't think that's what this is

Audi announcement loading

[fallow breach]

Virtanen pits from P1, Lando and George follow.

[quaint hare]

what the fuck

[red wadi]

Dutch E-Prix race 1, noteworthy moment
“4 laps to go, it’s McKinnon versus Cambleforth for the lead here! McKinnon has been stellar in that Alpine, whereas Cambleforth has been overperforming in the Pellegrini. The man of this race is definitely Per though, who’s in P3. On board here with Zane Maloney…. OH IT’S A YELLOW FLAG, I REPEAT IT’S A YELLOW FLAG. ARTHUR TRIES THE DIVEBOMB ON JULIA AND TAKES BOTH DRIVERS OUT, WHAT A CRAZY FINAL FEW LAPS.

Julia is furious on the board radio, even showing Arthur the finger. This could severely impact the season as PER CHRISTENSEN WINS THE DUTCH E-PRIX FOR PELLEGRINI MOTORSPORT

[quaint hare]

what is this

[red wadi]

Can relate, I be saying “i love you” to my gf at the most random moments😭

[quaint hare]

max wins the first 4 races in a row

the next 3 all 3 brits win and max gets 3rd in all of them

[quaint hare]

yeah but like i have 2 boyfriends who do that. Constantly. Atleast its not annoying any of us. We usually say „i love you too“ back and then start a convo

[red wadi]

2?

[floral apex]

BREAKING: Audi have relieved Pierre Gasly of his seat at the Swiss-German outfit, citing that he has failed to meet the team's expectations. The French driver will be replaced by Audi reserve Jerry Coulstock for the remainder of the 2032 season. A full time replacement for 2033 onwards has yet to be decided.

[quaint hare]

yep. Poly

[red wadi]

Ah

[red wadi]

I’ll drop the interviews in 20-40 minutes

[floral apex]

So ye Gasly is gone now
Audi have had enough

[red wadi]

Arthur taking out Julia is the most Arthur thing ever

[floral apex]

Bro's aggressiveness stat is beyond high

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

Actually thats strangely fitting

Arthur's aggressiveness stat in my save is actually high

[red wadi]

Lmao

[keen brook]

Set it to 100.

[floral apex]

And he also has the highest aggressiveness stat of the lore drivers not in F1

[red wadi]

Arthur has been cooking in FE, besides a few crash outs towards his engineer

[floral apex]

McKinnon and Christensen have average aggressiveness
Virtanen has low aggressiveness

[red wadi]

Poor guy yoinked his headphone from his head the second Arthur crashed with Julia

[floral apex]

toto wolff style?

[red wadi]

Yeah

Except he had to be a bit more careful bc of the pit wall

Bro looked kinda scared, so let’s just say PM rotates Arthur’s engineer

Bc Arthur is kinda dangerous to work with once he turns full hothead mode

[floral apex]

sounds like they need GP

[red wadi]

Tbf Arthur is never a chill guy

But we knew that already

[floral apex]

hes the antipiastri

[fallow breach]

"He came to Belgium targeting a first points finish at this track, and he's done that today and then some! It may not appear so, by the gap being barely over a second, but Veikko Virtanen has absolutely commanded this race, and he will come out of the final corner, and at the track he made his Formula One debut on two years ago, Veikko Virtanen sees the flag in Spa, and wins the Belgian Grand Prix!"

[red wadi]

Julia McKinnon interview with CNN post Dutch E-Prix
Reporter: “So what happened?”
Julia: “He (Arthur) just made a (censored) stupid move, that unfortunately took us both out. It was totally avoidable but he’s a bit (censored) at times”
Reporter: “that’s all?”
Julia: “yes I have to talk to him”

Arthur Cambleforth interview with CNN post Dutch E-Prix
Reporter: “Hey Arthur….”
Arthur: “No, I don’t have time for this bs”

[quaint hare]

hamilton is wdc

HELL YEAH

ALONSO WON HIS FINAL RACE

[floral apex]

cue julia storming into arthur's side of the garage

[red wadi]

Arthur dips the second he gets out of the car, most of the time he just leaves the damn paddock if he DNF’s😭

[floral apex]

he goes to his yacht

[red wadi]

The interviews also show the difference in characteristics

[fallow breach]

Driver numbers (including actual drivers in the 24 grid), ordered by Spa result:
[IP] Virtanen 43
Norris 4
Russell 63
C. Leclerc 16
Piastri 81
Verstappen 33
Albon 23
Tsunoda 22
Zhou 24
Fittipaldi 97
Sargeant 2
Hauger 98
A. Leclerc 13
[IP] Bearman 61
Vesti 49
Pourchaire 25
Boschung 12
Gasly 10
Iwasa 72
Cordeel 29
Nissany 93
Hulkenberg 27

[red wadi]

Aight, the Formula E S1 recap will drop in 1h

[fallow breach]

so essentially the two Leclercs amount to Amaury Cordeel

[floral apex]

So Audi have dropped Gasly and announced his replacement
But for 2033 onwards nothing yet

[fallow breach]

chuck veikko in there, he's clearly doing great things with IP

[fallow breach]

Bearman is technically rated the same as Verstappen and Norris bc of IP's team boosts

VER/NOR are 91 rated

[golden basin]

Does anybody want to race in my racing leauge. We have lots off free seats avaliable

[fallow breach]

does this typically happen this early in f1 24? its the dutch gp, round 14/24

DAMN

the McLarens are really off their game

Leclerc is provisional P1 for Mercedes from Virtanen, Hulkenberg and Pourchaire.

Bearman is P9 in the other IP

Verstappen is 11th and Norris is 13th.

Also Piastri is P21

Vesti, Albon, Boschung and Nissany have run second laps. Albon is P1, Vesti P3, Boschung P8 and Nissany P20

nope im restarting quali

personal best s1, 2 tenths up
personal best s2, 4 tenths up
loses SEVEN TENTHS IN THE FINAL SECTOR because of one TINY SNAP.

Which turns a possible front row/P3 into P8.

bruh.

what the hell have i just witnessed

p6 on run 1

then run two, before i've even taken control, the game has ceded position to TWO FUCKING SAUBER CARS

[floral apex]

BREAKING: Audi have signed Romeo Pellegrini on a 2-year contract starting in 2033. Racing Bulls are yet to comment on who will replace the outgoing Slovakian.

[fallow breach]

and when i go to warm up for the lap.. CRASH into the back of Nissany. Wing gone, no chance of improvement.

Oh well, IP 6-9

Virtanen P6, Bearman P9

[fallow breach]

could this be veikko's way into f1

[floral apex]

oh god what

[red wadi]

Formula E recap:
Round 1: 3rd
Round 2,3*: 5th, 2nd
Round 4: 17th
Round 5: 1st
Round 6,7: DNF, 1st
Round 8: 7th
Round 9: 4th
Round 10: 1st
Round 11: 4th
Round 12: 16th
Round 13, 14: 12th, 2nd
Round 15: 3rd

*double headers
Arthur finishes 3rd, Per Christensen is FE world champion

[floral apex]

I just opened F1M and the loading screen gives in excess of 500 FPS

[red wadi]

ROMEO

[fallow breach]

HUH

[floral apex]

It dips back down to 50 once the Frontier logo comes up tho

BREAKING: Racing Bulls have signed Veikko Virtanen on a 1-year contract from the Red Bull junior team. The Italian outfit are looking to 'test things out' with the young Finn, citing that he 'has an option to stay for longer' if he chooses to.

[fallow breach]

YOOOOO

HELL YEAH

VEIKKO

[floral apex]

now we can say that Virtanen once replaced Pellegrini

Pellegrini's contract was ending after this season anyway so it was expected that he might leave the team

[red wadi]

Alpine: Arthur Cambleforth extends Alpine Programme contract
The 25 year old ||(yes it’s 2029 already)|| Israeli-British racing driver extends his Alpine programme until 2035, will be the test driver in Formula 1.

[floral apex]

Time for thr Hungarian GP!

[fallow breach]

some people would call him 6 and a quarter years old

he certainly has the maturity of a 6 ¼ year old

[floral apex]

speaking of Arthur
look who showed up in FP1

[red wadi]

He be throwing tantrums like a 6 year old though💀😭

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

he really takes his leap year age to heart

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

"arthur, just because your actual birthday only comes around once every 4 years doesnt mean you don't still age normally"

[red wadi]

BWT: BWT x Arthur Cambleforth
We at BWT are happy to announce that Arthur Cambleforth has officially become am ambassador of our brand, can’t wait to see you rock some pink Mizuno shirts!

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

unfortunately we won't get to see Pelley in the white VCARB

[fallow breach]

this is a kinda good omen for virtanen who's taking pelley's seat next season

really didnt think i'd be saying that

[floral apex]

i wonder if the Audi will be faster next year
Cuz Pelley has been showing pace, especially in quali
but the race pace is seriously lacking

I'm sure he'll be a competent teammate to Antonelli tho based on what I've seen throughout his first two years in the sport

[fallow breach]

i didn't think when i got the f1 game 2 months ago that i'd be making sentences containing a fictional son of the Slovakian president and a fictional Finnish driver, where neither of them are racing in the series/timeline from which they originated

[red wadi]

And here come the pay driver accusations

[floral apex]

My save is just a melting pot of lore drivers

[red wadi]

How do you even want to describe Arthur though😭

[floral apex]

Only here will you see Cambleforth, McKinnon, Pellegrini, Virtanen and Christensen sharing the track

[floral apex]

"british international jerk"

[floral apex]

Ironically this hasn't happened yet

[fallow breach]

"british-israeli international jerk"

[floral apex]

max says hi

[red wadi]

British-Israeli international jerk is more fitting since bro races under the Israeli flag now

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

hi max

[floral apex]

my affiliate scheduling system means the window for all 5 lore drivers sharing the track at once is passed

nice to see david coulthard back in F1 /j

[red wadi]

Arthur is now a BWT ambassador, Alpine’s main sponsor is BWT, BWT want pink, Arthur’s helmet is pink, Arthur to Alpine confirmed?

[floral apex]

also this driver that replaced gasly happens to be canadian

[floral apex]

its only a matter of time before we find out

[red wadi]

It’s basically confirmed 😭

We all know that BWT are pretty much like HP

[floral apex]

f1 photobomb

[fallow breach]

pov verstappen to any of his teammates (always looming)

except abbi in your save ig

[floral apex]

imagine if virtanen just flops at vcarb

[fallow breach]

This is some provisional top 10 🔥

[fallow breach]

would just be my luck

[fallow breach]

three hundredths in it for the top 3.

ARTHUR LECLERC GOES P8 IN A SAUBER

AHEAD OF THE MCLAREN OF VERSTAPPEN

[red wadi]

Alpine: Arthur Cambleforth confirmed for 2030
Arthur Cambleforth will be replacing Esteban Ocon, whose contract ends after 2029. BWT also extends their partnership until 2031, we hope for a great next year!

(This is roughly 2 hours after BWT announced Arthur as ambassador)

[fallow breach]

Virtanen mistimed his final lap, so Norris has pole by 0.018 seconds!

[floral apex]

1 and 84

[fallow breach]

Top 10 in Monza quali:
Norris, Virtanen, C. Leclerc, Piastri, Tsunoda, Russell, Vesti, Sargeant, A. Leclerc, Iwasa

[floral apex]

rip Jerry he has to carry Pierre's penalty from Silverstone

bro makes his debut and already has a grid penalty

[fallow breach]

that surname looks like someone's slapped david coulthard's name over a stock image company (yes ik coulstock is an actual surname)

jerry coulstock implies the existence of tom warmcustomer /j

13 laps of Monza, who wins?

Virtanen got P7 in Zandvoort btw

red bull 16-17 in quali in monza

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth on X
Hey Lancey, hope you’re enjoying life. I’m sorry I can’t be there for you buddy, but motorsports is really important for me and I barely have free time to care for you. I hope mom’s been treating you right. Again hope to see you soon but no promises🙂

[fallow breach]

Slight scare on lap 1 when Lando sent Veikko spinning, but he recovered and got the lead. He went off at the Lesmo corners and lost the lead, but he managed to regain it down to Ascari. By lap 3, Virtanen has a 2 second lead from Norris.

[red wadi]

This is just again Arthur showing his pettiness btw, so yeah that’s why this is an important tweet for the lore

[fallow breach]

Behind, it's Charles Leclerc and Piastri, then Russell is up to 5th, Vesti up to 6th, Tsunoda down to 7th, Sargeant and Arthur Leclerc stay where they started, then Ollie Bearman has carved his way from 14th to P10 in the second IP. Then it's Iwasa, Fittipaldi, Verstappen, Gasly (who has had an absolute blinder from P18!), Hauger, Zhou, Cordeel, Boschung, then the Red Bulls of Hulkenberg and Albon are struggling down in P19 and P20, and Nissany and Pourchaire round out the order.

[floral apex]

Eliminated in Hungary Q1: Sasaki, Ocon, Russell, Iwasa, Doohan, Sainz

[quaint hare]

WHAT IS THIS?? 2 races left and 1st and 5th are only 15 points apart

coincidentally 1st and 5th are max and perez

[fallow breach]

that is what i call absolute cinema

[quaint hare]

between them are russell piastri and norris

so 2 red bulls, 2 mercedes, 1 McLaren

also reg changes

every department except aero

2 races and 1 sprint race eleft

[floral apex]

Eliminated in Hungary Q2: Stroll, Lawson, Antonelli, Albon, Maloney, Coulstock

hey thats an improvement for audi, both drivers got knocked out in Q2 instead of just one!

[quaint hare]

WHAT

before brazil:

Max
Russell
Piastri
Norris
Perez

After brazil:

Russell
Perez
Norris
Max
Piastri

[fallow breach]

Now comes the time where Virtanen is about to pit, but interestingly P2 is Piastri by a pretty clear margin of 1.3 seconds. Then it's Leclerc, then Russell, then Norris.

[quaint hare]

its fucking embarrassing

[floral apex]

bruh 2010 all over again

[quaint hare]

Max won 3 races and is behind norris who hasnt won a single race

both have 1 dnf

make your bets guys

Russell
Perez
Norris
Verstappen
Piastri

Who will win?

[floral apex]

Hungary Q3 Results: Pulling, Pourchaire, Piastri, Bearman, Verstappen, Tsunoda, Vesti, Fournier, Pellegrini, Hauger

[quaint hare]

max

youre a failure

embarrassment

jos wouldve killed him

bro went from 1st to 5th in the standings in 2 races

brw russell won

bro max wtf

0 fastest laps. Most wins. Last in the wdc of the drivers who had wins. Beaten by norris with no wins who had a car 3 places worse in performance. Beaten by perez

[heavy shoal]

Max finished

[floral apex]

the hungarian gp is under way!

[quaint hare]

WHAT ARE THESE ENGINES

HUHHH???

Calderon went to haas

replacing nico

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE

ALPINE

HOWWWWW

HOWWW

@floral apex @fallow breach

[red wadi]

BBC: Arthur Cambleforth cancelled over tweet, claps back
Arthur Cambleforth has been “cancelled” online because of a tweet he made, he then posted “to the people who cancelled me, 1v1 me in a F1 car. Let’s see how you talk then, because obviously i’m better in any form of the word”. Which also wasn’t very liked by the “tweeters”, Arthur now said he “deleted the app because of he needs to focus on motorsports”

[floral apex]

the 3 Ps

[fallow breach]

damn alfa are the 2nd most durable?? but seriously not a clue with the Alpine thing

[fallow breach]

post posted huh?

[quaint hare]

PEREZ

[floral apex]

Hauger and Fournier have collided

Fournier recieves a 5 second penalty

[red wadi]

Ffs😭

Updated version

[floral apex]

watching them replace a front wing

[fallow breach]

ohh that's why Nissany was going so slow on lap 9

Spontaneous front left puncture on the straight towards Ascari

[floral apex]

i just found out on a front wing change the guys on the front tires have to change the tires solo

[fallow breach]

Race Result in Monza

Virtanen had FL, on the last lap in fact

Title standings, top 10:
Verstappen 285
Norris 232
Russell 191
Piastri 165
Leclerc 161
[IP] Virtanen 145
Tsunoda 102
Vesti 87
Albon 79
Fittipaldi 55

[floral apex]

Abbi Pulling with another dominant victory in Hungary!

wait is that another WCC already

ok nah it isnt

idk what that cutscene was about

470 points left and we lead only by 265

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Virtanen win margins:
🇧🇭 2032: 1.369s
🇦🇹 2032: 10.4??s (wet)
🇧🇪 2032: 1.03?s
🇮🇹 2032: 11.029s (dry)

[quaint hare]

Aero and engine reg change

[floral apex]

ok the reg change to allocate more ATR time to the top 4 passed

funny how only the top 3 voted against it

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but why would the top 3 vote against a regulation that gives them more development time or is there a hidden detail about atr

[floral apex]

very odd vote yeah

[quaint hare]

i think to prevent others from catchung up because theyre already so good they dont need the extra time

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but the regulation decreases the proportion of time given to the lower teams so that doesnt make sense

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its only the top 4 that gain

[quaint hare]

huh

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the not needing the extra time bit i get

but "preventing others from catching up" may be a little poorly worded

bc the others would see a relative decrease

[quaint hare]

alpine

[floral apex]

Hungary F2 Sprint Podium: 🇧🇷 Baptista, 🇯🇵 Nakamura-Berta, 🇯🇵 Watanabe
Hungary F2 Feature Podium: 🇨🇭 Rutten, 🇫🇮 Virtanen, 🇧🇷 Dias

Hungary F3 Sprint Podium: 🇬🇧 Cambleforth, 🇬🇧 Ó Deasúnaigh, 🇯🇵 Takeda
Hungary F3 Feature Podium: 🇫🇮 Taponen, 🇨🇦 McKinnon, 🇻🇪 Acosta

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alpine

[quaint hare]

engine

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cambleforth is such a sprint race merchant in your save istg

[quaint hare]

This means they tried to get NOTHING from thw reg changes

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also virtanen getting p2 in the feature hell yeah

Time for Baku quali

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He is one in the ACU as well

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the castle..

welp, restart time

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F3 top 10 results

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Formula E recap:
Round 1: 1st
Round 2,3*: 3rd, 5th
Round 4: 1st
Round 5: 2nd
Round 6,7: 1st, 4th
Round 8: 12th
Round 9: 1st
Round 10: 6th
Round 11: 4th
Round 12: 21st
Round 13, 14: 1st, 3rd
Round 15: 1st

*double headers
Arthur is Formula E champion, Julia is runner-up

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F2 top 10 results

Per is P12

so this is what the lore drivers' championship would look like for F2/F3

Pellegrini is excluded as F2/F3 drivers score up to 12 more points per race compared to F1

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So uhm

Bro was amazing in FE, but he’ll return to F1 for atleast 2 years

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Veikko P2 🔥

[red wadi]

Think it’s time for Arthur to focus on F1

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Speaking of Veikko

nobody goes back out

thats how it finished

Veikko Virtanen on pole by exactly 1 second

Also Ollie P6 🔥

[floral apex]

That might be the most precise gap ever

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take your guesses on the results... that's right, Bearman finishing barely outside the points and Veikko DNFing from pole!

[floral apex]

The reddawn drivers be lacking in my save

[quaint hare]

got something better

[floral apex]

perfect tie at the line?!?

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CNN: Arthur Cambleforth goes after FRECA debutant Veikko Virtanen
Veikko had opened up about his experiences with Arthur when they both were at Aston (Veikko in the academy, Arthur as main driver), saying that Arthur lacked the skills to work with the younger talent and that Arthur would often dismiss the academy drivers as “drivers who lack the talent for F1”. Which Veikko found ironic since Arthur famously fid a step back from F3 to AF4. Arthur then went onto the “Impaulsive” podcast, saying that Veikki “genuinely lacks the talent to even make it to F3” and that if “Veikki didn’t have such a big mouth he might be better behind the wheel”. Yet again Arthur shows his pettiness towards the “new generation”

[floral apex]

I like how after introducing lore drivers we all give them each cameos in each others saves

[red wadi]

and all of em are beefing with Arthur, besides Julia

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who's veikki

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Oh my

[floral apex]

i can imagine some kind of documentary on arthur called "Arthur Cambleforth: International Menace"

[fallow breach]

you've fused veikko virtanen and heikki kovalainen

[fallow breach]

i misread this as "international monaco" wtf

[red wadi]

Netflix ahh title

[floral apex]

"International Menace" sounded more formal than "International Jerk" so ye

[floral apex]

how to start beef with an entire country

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Yeah

Julia sees something in him no one else sees ig

[keen brook]

That's so small a F1 track goes around the entire country.

[floral apex]

Hmmm

[keen brook]

well, almost

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BREAKING: Euterpe acquires Indlovu-Pacifico team, will run their name in the team from Singapore

The FIA have allowed the change and have confirmed that it will not void previous constructors' points earned under the Indlovu name.

[red wadi]

Either Arthur is sweetheart only to her or she just has mid taste or smth

[quaint hare]

yeah. And i lost

[keen brook]

It's not like they drive along the borders.

[floral apex]

A constructor's title this year means Sunwest joins Mercedes on the list of most WCCs

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from IP to EP

[keen brook]

The Vatican actually is so small that could even be possible that a track just goes along the borders to Italy.

[quaint hare]

8?

[red wadi]

Stop giving me IsrFast flashbacks

[floral apex]

We also break the record for most consecutive driver's titles

[quaint hare]

also 8?

[floral apex]

yeah 8

[keen brook]

In true fashion a record gets only beaten by 1 more.

[floral apex]

"the first 6 races never happened"
- us, probably

[quaint hare]

race 2,3,5,6 were absolutely horrible

[keen brook]

Actually only 2, 3, 5 and 6, 1 and 4 are still 1-2s.

[floral apex]

similar opening slumps include Antonelli in 2029 and Gasly in 2025

[red wadi]

Mizuno: Wear the Mizuno AC-568 now!
The all new Mizuno AC-568 are now on sale! These running shoes are worn by Formula 1 megastar Arthur Cambleforth, proud representative of the Mizuno brand!

Yes, Arthur got his own pair of shoes now

[floral apex]

points progression chart

amazing

the f1m database editor crashes every time i try to select more thsn two drivers for a comparison chart

[floral apex]

bro got a flight number as a shoe brand

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

or an f1 car model
the alphacarrera ac568

that name roughly translates to "alpha race"

[red wadi]

Arthur and Mizuno are also cooking up a BWT Alpine collab👀

[floral apex]

Alpine and Julia see something in Arthur that nobody else does

[red wadi]

😭

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Virtanen got P16, eventually promoted to P15 on the grid in Singapore, while Bearman started P10. The EP cars finished 7-8, Bearman ahead of Virtanen.

[red wadi]

Mizuno, Alpine and Julia: the three musketeers in seeing something in Arthur that nobody else sees

Sounds like some metal album ngl

[floral apex]

plot twist they just symphatize with him because no one else would

[red wadi]

That would be insane, especially if Julia does that💀😭

[floral apex]

camble-proceed forth

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"oh no, i never actually liked you, i was taking pity on the fact everyone hated you"

[floral apex]

that would be the betrayal of the century

[red wadi]

😭🙏

Yuckyforth strikes again

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"i believe in giving people a chance while you get to know them and all, but they were right, you were a jackass, fuck you"

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

imagine being told that by a canadian of all people

[red wadi]

How Julia still openly likes that guy idk, he fricking bullied Veikko out of the AM Academy

[fallow breach]

you can forget that apologetic stereotype real quick

[red wadi]

Arthur smh even pissing the Canadians off

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fun fact: veikko virtanen has 4 wins and 3 poles in the EPU

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(my save)

[red wadi]

Veikko is now in the Merc academy btw

[floral apex]

oh also me adding mckinnon to my save means she is the first canadian to ever drive for the canadian team

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plus the modal starting position of his wins is p2

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veikki kovartonen

[red wadi]

Alpine be glazing Arthur big time though, they like ruining their already pointless Academy ig (the only drivers currently in there are Julia McKinnon (FE) and Justin Bordeaux (FRECA))

[floral apex]

Interesting how Sunwest has only had 16 DNFs so far across 8 ½ seasons

Interestingly, our worst season DNF-wise was also the last time all of our race finishes were on the podium

Every season after 2027 has had at least one race with a Sunwest off the podium

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Flashback, post-Austrian GP interview:

Int: "Veikko Virtanen, congratulations on your second race win, this one must feel brilliant to get, right? Talk me through how you feel."
VIR: "Yes, thank you. First words have got to be a huge thanks to the team back at the factory, you know, they've brought this car a long way since they and I joined an ailing DPM team in 2030. Glad to be able to be in a position to fight for wins, and it's all them. But, yeah, this win feels great to get, you know, showing it up to Vesti after he crashed me out from the lead last year."
Int: "How much luck would you say came into play? With the safety car, and the rainfall causing the switch to inters? I mean, you took an incredible gamble to be the first on the green walled tyre, and it paid off well."
VIR: "Yeah, well, to be honest, that safety car was kinda on me, you know, with the lunge at Max to turn 3.. but hey, i'm not exactly complaining. Good points on the board, good gains on those front teams, your McLarens, your Mercedes.. nice amount of progress to be seen there."
Int: "Coming back to Vesti for a second, would you explain why you didn't shake his hand in parc fermé?"
VIR: dodging the question "oh hey Max!" walking over to Verstappen "sorry about that incident on lap 4.. bit bold of me, I know.." they both laugh as they walk away

[floral apex]

virtanen, the master of avoiding vesti-related questions

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if he had answered that, things might have gone similar to Australia 2031 tho

the absolutely insane crashout that wouldve ensued 😭🙏

still friendship to be seen from Verstappen and Virtanen

whatever koster was saying about Australia 2032 being a 'true test to how amicable their relationship actually is now'?

[floral apex]

Verstanen

Virtappen?

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Hadley Koster speaks up on team progress since 2030, including Virtanen, the decision to develop Bearman, the meteoric rise and the name changes

• headline of an F1 official blog, 12/10/2032, 15:00 UTC

[red wadi]

I just realised

Arthur has 0 friends on the grid, can Pierre change that?

[floral apex]

if pierre manages to get on arthur's good side then the alpine team really sees something in arthur that nobody else can

[red wadi]

Getting on Arthur’s good side is harder than winning a WDC at this point😭

In 2030 Romeo was a 6 time champ, Arthur is a 1 time winner

[floral apex]

i mean tbf romel was in f1 the entire time and he got in pretty quickly

[red wadi]

True but still

Romeo didnt have the best car for the big portion of his career, Arthur finished 8th in the WDC with the best car

[floral apex]

Romeo was a generational talent
Arthur is a generational menace

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

Some might say he's a generational failure

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Here is what Hadley had to say about Veikko:
"The first topic that has to be mentioned is the prodigy that is Veikko Virtanen. I saw the great things he was doing in junior formula categories such as F3 and F2 and decided to give him the callup after the overhaul. Looking back, I know throwing a 21 year old onto Spa-Francorchamps, in a car that can barely drive straight at the best of times, isn't the best of ideas, but to an extent it worked. He had his way into F1, and as we kept building, so did he. Obviously the 2031 Australian GP happened and that incident with Verstappen, but it seems Veikko and Max have reconciled brilliantly since. And I think the first signs of Veikko's potential came when he dragged the car to P3 in quali in Canada back in '31, and led half the race before suffering an electrical failure. Then Austria, another heated moment, the crash with Vesti. You know, I really can never gauge an opinion on Vesti from Virtanen, so I guess that means there's still bad blood? Looking at that shared podium, Veikko absolutely refusing to acknowledge Fred i think shows it best. And that rivalry ironically began that very Canadian GP of 2031. A lot of things that have happened to Veikko can be linked to Australia, Canada and Austria it seems. But i would definitely say he's been on the up and up, i mean this year [2032] has been completely breakout, undeniably so. 4 wins, the revenge tour in Austria, winning and controlling in the place he got his first drive 2 years on, and dominance in Monza as well. I think those things - and also the Bahrain performance - really show how talented he is. If we get the car to fight, I could see Veikko winning a title in the next 5 years."

[red wadi]

Arthur might as well be the 1st ever menace like that in F1, and also yes. Post crash he had a lot of potential but he’s currently unbelievable mid and is nowhere near as memeable as for example Latifi

[floral apex]

you should write articles for f1.com

[red wadi]

But maybe he turns it around in a better environment?

Hell maybe Alpine smh get the nice side out of Arthur

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there have been a few occasions (not for this server) where i've typed on and on to the point i've exceeded the discord character limit

[floral apex]

"goatifi"
F1 fans: yayyyy!!!!!!!
"camgoatforth"
F1 fans: booooooo!!!!!

[red wadi]

“Dude who gave him that name? Yuckyforth is better”

[floral apex]

cambleforth isn't the goat, he's just a goat

[red wadi]

“Better environment” sounds stupid bc Arthur makes the environment of a team shit

Imagine if he starts cooking for Alpine though

But we’ll see tomorrow, it’s no secret he’s good in the first half and shit in the 2nd

[floral apex]

in my save i think Red Bull saw us hiring a bunch of affiliates and went "we should do that too!"

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TLDR:

I gave him a seat after seeing him in F3 and F2
Max and Veikko had bad blood last year but they seem quite friendly now
Veikko did brilliantly in Canada, P3, led half the race, but retired because of the engine
Vesti and Virtanen got bad blood from Canada, but particularly from Austria
This year he's stood out incredibly, winning 4 great races, including Austria and Belgium
Veikko still has bad blood with Vesti, look at Austria 2032
Veikko could likely win a championship given a good car.

[red wadi]

Alpine: Arthur Cambleforth helps team elevate to new levels
We believe that Arthur Cambleforth can help us reach new levels and will help us with scoring points, our aim is to win at least 1 race in the next 2 years.

Tomorrow a BIG lore drop

[floral apex]

Arthur Calpineforth

[floral apex]

the helmet designs id use for each team in the f1 game if i could

[hexed wing]

First time playing f1 24, loving the detail

[floral apex]

even the sphere is surprised

[floral apex]

but the fact thats what the sphere looks like in 24 is amazing

in 23 i'm pretty sure its just a generic graphic of a world map

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Hello

[red wadi]

Hello

Formula 1: Arthur Cambleforth fastest in testing
After 3 days of testing, Arthur Cambleforth had the fastest lap. The Alpine looked amazing on track, Gasly was 13th fastest overall. Testing this year was in Barcelona, a track that seems to fit the Alpine very well. Leclerc and Norris finish off the top 3, whereas the AlphaTauri are the slowest 2 cars overall. We are excited for 2030!

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US GP time!

[red wadi]

Tbf this says nothing

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Veikko Virtanen has sprint pole in the States by half a second!

Virtanen and Verstappen are so close they keep sharing rows on the grid

alex albon in a red bull just got outqualified by amaury cordeel in an alpine btw

the red bulls are 16-19

fastest car but albon and hulkenberg really arent using it

[red wadi]

Cambleforth-Stroll typpa shit

nice car

[sleek shell]

Better than whatever sauber is bringing to 2025

[red wadi]

THE 2030 ALPINE

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literally

Virtanen goes wire to wire in the sprint.

Margin: 2.026

[dim skiff]

Close enough, welcome back Racing Point.

[red wadi]

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Scorers in the US Sprint 2032:
[EP] Virtanen
Verstappen
C. Leclerc
Norris
[EP] Bearman
Gasly
Boschung
A. Leclerc

Wet qualifying!

Quick question: if you were to align the naming for F1 to F2/F3, would you call F1 Grands Prix on Sprint weekends 'feature races', or would you change the name of the F2/3 feature races to Grands Prix?

Virtanen and Verstappen are absolutely sublime in the wet!

Virtanen has a 1:47.725, Verstappen a 1:47.872.

Verstappen's teammate Norris is P3 with a 1:48.6, Leclerc is 4th with a 1:48.8, and Bearman is P5 with a 1:49.3.

[keen brook]

the ultimate weight saving

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TIMED TO PERFECTION.
Veikko Virtanen captures pole by 1.5 seconds over Lando Norris. Veikko was just starting his lap when the likes of Verstappen, Leclerc and Norris were finishing. Veikko took full advantage of the drying track, to use the most grip on his lap, having started the lap with 13 seconds on the clock.

finally, a red bull ahead of the vcarbs

[quaint hare]

i think i can ruin a bunch of f1 fans lives

its not symmetrical

[red wadi]

DAYUM

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FOUR WIDE

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Cold

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bruhhh wtf

[red wadi]

Insane stuff

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14 laps around the Circuit of the Americas. Who wins?

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FINAL LAP BUT CAMBLEFORTH MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH FUEL IN THE CAR

WHO’S GONNA WIN IN BAHRAIN?

HE’S OUT OF FUEL BUT NORRIS WAS TOO FAR AWAY

ARTHUR CAMBLEFORTH WINS THE 2030 BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX

He looks menacing bro

apparently this Alpine is a beast

Holy shit this field is close

Mercedes, Red Bull, Ferrari, Alpine, Haas and Williams all on par with eachother

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literally the type of positioning both euterpe and xenon/sunburst are relative to the others yet still pulling wins

[red wadi]

This field is insanely equal, bc Aston has shit drivers and McLaren are only two big upgrades away

[fallow breach]

Veikko Virtanen has shown the absolute pinnacle of performance in the USA, to take the chequered flag in Austin and win by 10.777 seconds over Lando Norris.

[red wadi]

This is actually the 1st time Arthur is in the top 5 of the standings

[fallow breach]

Virtanen is still 6th, but bro is closing up fast now

Top 2 is an unrealistic goal, but P3 is very likely.

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Current top 10:
Verstappen 336
Norris 306
Russell 221
Piastri 204
Leclerc 204
[EP] Virtanen 183
Tsunoda 116
Albon 96
Vesti 93
Fittipaldi 61

Virtanen has more points from wins than Tsunoda has fullstop.

Full constructors:
642
425
231
[EP] 205
154
118
105
25
19
13
7

[red wadi]

You good Sainz?

DAYUM

Pierre Gasly onboard radio
PG10: “YESSSSSSSSSSS LET’S GO MAN! AMAZING JOB, AND THANKS ARTHUR FOR GIVING ME A 2 SECOND GAP AFTER THE SAFETY CAR!”
PH: “YESSS AMAZING PIERRE! P1! P1!…. ARTHUR P2! P2!
PG10: “YESSSSS LET’S (censored) GOOOO”

Arthur Cambleforth onboard radio
AC68: “YESS PIERRE MAN! WHAT A WIN FOR HIM, FOR US AS A TEAM, OUR FIRST 1-2
MG: “Amazing job man, Pierre thanked you for the gap you gave him.”
AC68: “Tell him i’m happy to help!”

[wise sail]

i swear f1 manager 2024 game code is deliberately messing up ferrari

like both of them were boxing on the same lap

so i created a 3 sec gap between them

lando was in front but leclerc overtook him

then on the last turn lando crashed into leclerc

he lost his front wing

leclerc punctured his rear left

SO WE DOUBLE STACKED AND SAINZ GOT HELD UP