f1-games

[floral apex]

nah just some insane coincidence that the team scheuled something at the exact same time as that party

[fallow breach]

being french art wanted to ruin his social life

instead they saved him

Zhou has pole in Spain

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

BRUH POLE IS SUCH A CURSE

ZHOU DIDNT EVEN SCORE THIS TIME

P11

WAIT

HE HAD 3 STOPS

the winners were on 2 stop

Zhou's gap to p1 was 24.919

you mean to tell me his 3rd stop ruined his win??

[floral apex]

bro had a tire issue at the end or something

[fallow breach]

lando and max both have 96 points at the midway point

WHAT???

THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME FIRST LAP TIME

and they were tied p1 until charles beat them by 0.36 seconds

Leclerc is the cursed this time

Verstappen, Norris and Gasly 2-3-4

Lando wins again.

Verstappen P2, Sainz 3rd

Leclerc was 6th.

Of course, Albon on pole

OMG

THE CURSE HIT ALEX?

he still podiumed

but not a win

Piastri wins in Hungary AGAIN.

[floral apex]

Finally the curse stopped lacking

[quaint hare]

wtf

I was just playing f1 2020 and all of a sudden i get stuck in 4th gear

i lost pole by 0.345

[red wadi]

Bro is from the future

Ah great, now I look crazy😭 😭

Nah but seriously that sucks

[quaint hare]

my gearbox has 13%

and even manual shifting didnt work

For the fun. Ill sign Lord Mahaveer

next contract pereiod

[floral apex]

lol what did he say before

[quaint hare]

2030

[floral apex]

oh lmao

[quaint hare]

i signed lord mahveer

[fallow breach]

Albon wins in Belgium from Verstappen and Norris

[quaint hare]

mate

mahaveer

hes 17th

in the fastest car

[floral apex]

i think ill sim jeddah cuz theres no way im making it out without 4000 flashbacks

[fallow breach]

POLE CURSED ALBON AGAIN

HE DNFED IN MONZA

Sainz won, Leclerc P2 and Piastri P3

[floral apex]

bro this time it was more than just a pole curse
it was the monza curse

hot lap close call

[fallow breach]

Leclerc and Thai guy go from 1-2 to 2-9

In Baku

[fallow breach]

Russell-Leclerc-Sainz top 3

[quaint hare]

you know those stupid ads where there are two options. One increades and one decreases stuff and in the add theyre stupid?

I just saw and f1 version if that one

And every driver (Max, lewis and charles) were the good options but the guy didnt puck them. But the moment he picks norris he fails

[floral apex]

Leclerc got knocked out in Q1

[quaint hare]

fuck it

petition to rename Vcarb to Alohatauri

[fallow breach]

get them to open a factory in hawaii.

[quaint hare]

no that isnt a typo
Alohatauri
Hawaii

[fallow breach]

yeah ik

new parts created from volcanic ash!

introducing the AlohaTauri challenger, with carbon fibre and lava wings!

Truly encapsulates the Hawaiian lands

bc volcanic islands

[floral apex]

The car runs on magma instead of fuel

[fallow breach]

5000 rpm ('ruptions per minute)

Reg changes for s7 to aero, durability and power

LANDO GOT THE POLE IN PORTUGAL

but bro succumbed to the pole curse

bruh who gave stroll the right to win again

8 winners in 14 races.

And surprisingly the man with the most wins is Piastri, in P5.

[balmy rover]

welcome back

[floral apex]

damn sainz out in Q2 and double Mercedes Q2 exit

[fallow breach]

guess who won vegas

thats right albon

sainz 2nd in the ferrari and gasly p3 bc of the natural williams buff

albon is a 3 time champion of the world wow who would have guessed

aston arent quite mathematically constructors champions but theyre damn close to it

34 points clear of red bull

Verstappen had pole in abu dhabi and it was Norris who won

37 for Red Bull, but by Lance Stroll finishing 5th, Aston Martin are World Constructors' Champions once again.

[floral apex]

damn what is this quali result

[fallow breach]

so NOW russell's gone?

[fallow breach]

damn

[floral apex]

both alpines, both alphatauris, both red bulls, both mclarens, a haas and an alfa

[fallow breach]

PIASTRI TO MERCEDES

Martins replaces him at McLaren

[floral apex]

martins shouldve gone to aston martin

[fallow breach]

xdpu moment

[quaint hare]

:(

lost the french gp by 0.006

[lyric scaffold]

that hurts

[fallow breach]

didnt he only stay at aston for like half a season in xdpu tho

[quaint hare]

atleast i lost to my teammate

[fallow breach]

Damn

[fallow breach]

OOFFF

[quaint hare]

10 podiums. 0 wins

19 poles

[quaint hare]

i was just dumping all the ersi had

[raven fern]

why is nico so good when he starts from pit lane?

[quaint hare]

cuz hes nico

[raven fern]

let's goo baby P4

[quaint hare]

i Wonder how many ikeas Toto owns

[floral apex]

simmed it and got a 7-8

AND WE STILL LEAD THE CHAMPIONSHIPS

[raven fern]

alright he f*cking crashed for 2nd time in a row in FP1

he's getting replaced mid season in 2025

that's it

or i'm gonna find a new driver to replace him this season

he put me like 7 million in debt after the first carsh

crash*

there's some crashes where like only sidepods are damaged or smth like that but this dude wrecked the entire car

and it was his outlap

he ain't getting that podium

[floral apex]

bit of a difference here

[quaint hare]

durability is useless

For the most part

[raven fern]

do you think that bearman will accept a F1 seat mid 2024?

[floral apex]

If you give him a good offer and he's willing to negotiate then likely

[raven fern]

nico has like 40 points this season

or i dunno

i think i'm gonna see after season end

[fallow breach]

look at this calendar

[raven fern]

maybe it's a checo move but

[fallow breach]

red bull is now the worst powertrain which means the worst team are jumping ship 🔥

[floral apex]

They went "screw the european leg of the calendar"

[raven fern]

at least nico didn't smash any internal components this time

but if he crashes again in FP then he's getting kicked out before season end

[fallow breach]

naturally, s8 will be the inverse

ditch bahrain to japan, ditch portugal to abu dhabi

[fallow breach]

gives them a really long summer break

[quaint hare]

Going into the final race

3 way fight

[floral apex]

FIA S7: screw the middle of the calendar
FIA S8: screw the ends of the calendar

FIA S9: screw the entire calendar!

[quaint hare]

between Riccardo and norris. The two mercedes drivers. And gasly. The mclaren driver

[fallow breach]

i was gonna say i might just do 10 rounds to finish in spain in s9

[quaint hare]

the mercs are 22 and 24 points behind gasly

[fallow breach]

or maybe do 10 rounds, but particularly pick the ones with the shortest tracks that arent sprint events

[quaint hare]

Riccardo already won a wdc

[floral apex]

What if you did every 2nd race on the list minus two

[fallow breach]

we'll see.

[floral apex]

i had to asd the minus two cuz 24/2 is 12 but the only closest option is 10

[quaint hare]

nah

[fallow breach]

mclaren and merc are top 2 on r&d, so thats zhou, Martins, Hamilton and Piastri

[quaint hare]

Riccardo. 22 points behind going into the final race. He wins. But gasly gets p8. So hes 1 point behind

[fallow breach]

albons probably gonna sneak his way into the title fight bc of course

[quaint hare]

But norris got the fastest lap (hes riccardos teammate)

if riccardo had the fastest lap he wouldve won the wdc

[fallow breach]

lando getting payback for daniel stealing fl from him to ruin his grand chelem in Singapore in 2024 irl

[quaint hare]

all cuz danny has 6 wins and gasly has 5

[fallow breach]

lets see, is pole still a curse in s7?

[quaint hare]

here

also drugovich got aston martins 6th win

[fallow breach]

yup

Leclerc pole to P6 in bahrain

Sainz wins from Piastri and Zhou

[quaint hare]

MAGNUSSEN??

He goes to Red Bull

and druhovich to haas

[fallow breach]

i just realised this means the teams have to make their midseason choices and then wait FOUR MONTHS to first see them race if they make any changes

[quaint hare]

Zhou at Mclaren

Jehan is debuting at audi

Sato at Aston

[fallow breach]

oh wow zhou's at mclaren in mine too

[quaint hare]

which season?

[fallow breach]

s7 but hes been here since s5 or s6

[quaint hare]

ah. Gor me season 6 je switvhed

if it was season 5 for you itd be the same year

[fallow breach]

Into S6 for me as well i just checked

[quaint hare]

ah

MAGNUSSEN?

Bro got p7 from p20 with fastest lap in his first red bull race

[fallow breach]

kev tends to go to sauber and/or retire from what i've seen

[quaint hare]

JEHAN QUALIFIED 5TH

[fallow breach]

WHAT

[quaint hare]

wait lemme check how good audi is

8th

EIGHTH

JEHAN QUALIFIED 5TH IN HIS DEBUT RACE IN A SHITBOX

[fallow breach]

WHAT

[quaint hare]

He fell to 14th. BUT STILL

[fallow breach]

TO QUALIFY 5TH THO??

[quaint hare]

YEAH

onto saudi

[fallow breach]

im also onto saudi

[quaint hare]

i just straight up similate to race

oh btw

Jehans teammate is stroll

jehan is better than stroll

btw. Charles in a willaims gained 11 places. From 17th to 6th

Sato also isnt bad. P9 in his first race. Qualified 7th in his second

[fallow breach]

Albon wins from pole

[quaint hare]

australia

Zhou wins from pole

lawson from 10th to 5th

[fallow breach]

damn

[quaint hare]

logan p4

in balu

Max. Wtf

p16-1

[fallow breach]

TSUNODA ALMOST SCORED A POINT WHYYY

P11 in Australia

Hamilton 14-8

[quaint hare]

taunoda got a posium

[fallow breach]

Albon wins from pole again

[quaint hare]

in my sim career

[fallow breach]

keep in mind in my sim career Tsunoda is into his 5th season at sauber

still scoreless for them

[quaint hare]

hes at alpine for me

FINALLY

LOGAN PODIUM

FROM P10

[floral apex]

time for china

[fallow breach]

ALB-VER-LEC podium

[quaint hare]

Jehan got 1 good quali result and fumbled every result after that

Aston got maxed aero

Stroll

wtf

Qualified 3rd

IN THE 3RD WORST CAR

and fumbled by getting a p20 in the race. In monaco

[fallow breach]

Zhou P11 to P1 in Japan

[quaint hare]

Sainz is retiring after 8 seasons at ferrari

[fallow breach]

Stroll choked pole

Fittipaldi scored 2 points for Haas.

15th to 9th

[quaint hare]

STROLL 😭

He qualifies so good and then falls to below 15

[fallow breach]

[quaint hare]

EXCUSE ME??

DRUGOVICH??

POLE??

IN A HAAS

[fallow breach]

WHAT

WAIT

IN A HAAS?

[quaint hare]

p13 in the sprint

he does have 1 career win

but

[fallow breach]

f2 team

[quaint hare]

yeah

i need to stop skipping quali

[fallow breach]

leclerc wins the sprint in shanghai

from pole

[quaint hare]

YUP

I SHOULD STOP

[fallow breach]

STROLL HAS POLE AGAIN

THATS 2 GPS IN A ROW

[fallow breach]

BRUH WHAT

SERIOUSLY LANCE

P5 FROM POLE

HE GOT PASSED BY ALBON WHO STARTED P12 💀

oscar piastri wins for Mercedes

[quaint hare]

i mised mid season changes

Sati got replaced b doohan

Doohan p4 on debut

[fallow breach]

Albon wins the sprint in Miami from pole

[quaint hare]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS

Charles finished in p22. 3:41 minutes ahead of p1

[fallow breach]

WHAT?

3:41?!

[quaint hare]

lemme shownyou

[fallow breach]

THEN HOW THE FUCK IS HE P22

[floral apex]

MINUS 3:41

[quaint hare]

idfk

[fallow breach]

3:41 AHEAD?!

[quaint hare]

oh wait

he dnfed that much before the end

[floral apex]

the game just decided not to show DNF

[quaint hare]

but it didnt put „+2 laps“

[fallow breach]

WHY DOESNT IT SHOW AS DNF TF

[quaint hare]

finished enough of the race to be still classified

[fallow breach]

would show multiple laps down tho surely

[quaint hare]

im not gonna question it

[fallow breach]

thai guy on pole in miami

Piastri wins again?!

thats 2 gps in a row

[floral apex]

wat

[quaint hare]

im gonna send a pic

no context

but youll love it

[floral apex]

oH its RAINING

i was wondering why the sky was darkening

[fallow breach]

PIERRE GASLYYYYYYY

DANIEL RICCIARDOOOO

[quaint hare]

Not that

look at grid

[fallow breach]

WHAT THE FUCK

SARGEANT??

HE GOT A POLE

[quaint hare]

Exactly

[fallow breach]

HE FUCKING DID IT

[quaint hare]

he also got ap2

[floral apex]

incident
iwasa and gasly

[fallow breach]

the way theyre facing opposite directions like petty kids after arguments like "no. not talking to you."

[floral apex]

Gasly gets a 3-place grid penalty for the collision

[fallow breach]

In Imola S7 in my sim save Zhou had pole and finished P3, Leclerc won

HUH

midseason changes

Martins to Haas

TSUNODA IS FINALLY FREE FROM SAUBER

he goes to McLaren

Pourchaire goes to Sauber to replace Yuki.

[keen brook]

a realistic move for once

[floral apex]

hmm odd

apparently the wet weather means i get to use softs

[fallow breach]

what??

[floral apex]

yeah i think an exception to the mediums only SQ1/2 rule is made when theres wet weather involved

Eliminated in China SQ1: Fournier, Albon, Vesti, Russell, Gasly, Doohan

[fallow breach]

TSUNODA GOT POINTS

[fallow breach]

SIX OF THEM

HE EVEN BEAT ZHOU IN HIS FIRST RACE FOR MCLAREN

[floral apex]

wow

[fallow breach]

osc had pole but guess what

pole curse means the winner comes from p13.

charles leclerc.

[floral apex]

Eliminated in China SQ2: Tsunoda, Hauger, Antonelli, Lawson, Stroll, Maloney

[floral apex]

China Quali Top 10: Pulling, Verstappen, Pourchaire, Piastri, Pellegrini, Sasaki, Iwasa, Sainz, Bearman, Ocon

and the china sprint is under way!

[fallow breach]

5 more points for yuki!

sainz goes pole to p3

albon wins from p5

All this is in the sprint in the usa

[floral apex]

wow

pellegrini just went from P4 to P7 in one lap

[quaint hare]

8dnfs in mexico

[floral apex]

china sprint results

[fallow breach]

NO WAY

YUKI ACTUALLY WON

TSUNODA P7 TO P1, STROLL P21 TO P2

ALBON WAS VICTIM TO THE POLE CURSE AGAIN, P1 TO P6

[floral apex]

WOW

[fallow breach]

SEE WHAT LEAVING SAUBER CAN DO FOR YOU YUKI

4 AND A HALF YEARS YOU SUFFERED IN GREEN

[floral apex]

Eliminated in China Q1: Gasly , Fournier, Sainz, Stroll, Hauger, Doohan

[floral apex]

i like how technically you can also say Albon flourished in green

just a different type of green

[fallow breach]

neon highlighter green for yuki

but he did go from the worst team to the 2nd best

on paper that is

[floral apex]

lol

[quaint hare]

SORRY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN QUALI

THEO POURCHAIRE GOT POLE

IN AN ALOHATAURI

THE WORST DAMN CAR

[floral apex]

Eliminated in China Q2: Antonelli, Lawson, Vesti, Maloney, Russell, Albon

[fallow breach]

S7 winners:
🇧🇭 Sainz
🇸🇦 Albon
🇦🇺 Albon x2
🇯🇵 Zhou
🇨🇳 Piastri
🇺🇸 MIA Piastri x2
🇮🇹 Leclerc
🇲🇨 Leclerc x2
🇸🇬 Leclerc x3
🇺🇸 COTA Tsunoda

six winners in 10 races

[quaint hare]

NORRIS IS WDC

also lawson Podium

[floral apex]

China Quali Top 10: Pulling, Verstappen, Pourchaire, Bearman, Pellegrini, Tsunoda, Sasaki, Piastri, Ocon, Iwasa

[quaint hare]

amazing

Charles and Leclerc swapped teams. And enzo replaced doohan

shut

shit

[floral apex]

charles and leclerc?

[quaint hare]

Magnussen and Leclerc swapped teams

[floral apex]

that makes more sense

[quaint hare]

charles and max now at red bull

sain

sainu

sainz

cancelled his retirement

Enzo 5th on debut

both ferraris dnfed

[floral apex]

the chinese gp is under way!

[quaint hare]

sargent is 4th in the wdc standings

astons p3-4

sargent p3. Enzo p4

THE FUCKING ROOKIE ENZO IS ON POLE

ALBON IN THE ALOHATAURI ON P2

ESTIE BESTIE

HE WON

HOLY SHIT

FINALLY

SARGENT

HE WON

IN THE RACE WHERE HE GOT HIS FIRST PODIUM A YEAR PRIOR

[atomic crypt]

america reigns supreme

[quaint hare]

Absolutwly no fucking way

stroll

wins

in the 8th fastest car

FROM 19TH????

i have more questions

Vesti got p2 in his debut f1 race

aston have had 7 drivers in 3 seasons

[atomic crypt]

Stroll legacy drive

[sudden hound]

Hi guys, I was wondering who was at fault here.

[stoic granite]

you are

[sudden hound]

this guy is the Red Bull by the way

[floral apex]

A gap opened up so you go for it
And then the red bull sharply turns back onto the racing line taking away your chance

[balmy rover]

you saw he was getting out of shape and still pushed into the gap ignoring the obvious imminent wreck

it was still his corner either way

[sudden hound]

that is fair

[balmy rover]

and i don't see ascari as a viable overtaking spot in any situation

[sudden hound]

I felt…..something arise……in me…..during that moment….

[floral apex]

Fournier recieves a 5 second penalty for making contact with Maloney

red bull somehow becoming the 2nd slowest car

and the top 5 contains alpine, williams and vcarb

[floral apex]

i decided to start a myteam save to test this livery editor mod i found
this is monza on the sim lmao

[ancient tulip]

1:06,8 good on Brazil?

[lyric scaffold]

with the drs is valid i cant lie

[quaint hare]

i think it becomes silverstone after that and then monaco

nope. Monza. Then monaco

[balmy rover]

into the first left of the sequence maybe

or just hold off till the exit or parabolica

main straight not an option here it's the last lap

so at the same time i get the desperation

[quaint hare]

Ocon has more wins than russell or leclerc

verstappen must be fuming. He was 24 points ahead going into the final race

WHAZ

These changes

both mercedes drivers go to ferrari. Max and Vips go to Mercedes. Doohan comes back at aston. Sargent back at williams. Sainz to redbull. Russell at aston

[fallow breach]

i slept for 13 hours and have been awake since for one but im back

albon just won mexico in my sim save from Verstappen and Stroll

[fallow breach]

Leclerc wins the sprint in Brazil

Sainz has pole!

...guess that means sainz is gonna choke

Leclerc does the double!

Norris rises to P2

Sainz falls to 3rd, Albon comes up 2 into P4, and Tsunoda jumps 8 into P5.

Notably below though, Logan Sargeant scored 1 point and beat Verstappen by 4 seconds.

His fastest lap was 6 tenths slower but he must have been consistently pumping out those 1:06s bc damn

[red wadi]

Welp, Cambleforth got cooked in pre-season testing

[fallow breach]

Mathematically eligible to win the title after r12/16:
Albon 197 (3W, 6P)
Leclerc 173 (4W, 5P)
Piastri 167 (2W, 4P)
Stroll 157 (0W, 5P)
Sainz 140 (1W, 6P)
Verstappen 136 (0W, 4P)
Zhou 126 (1W, 3P)
Norris 95 (0W, 1P)

Teams mathematically eligible to win the Constructors' Championship after r12/16:
354 (3W, 11P)
313 (5W, 11P)
232 (2W, 5P)
231 (0W, 5P)
205 (2W, 4P)

Pole to win for Leclerc in Portugal while Albon takes P8.

Sainz is P2 and Tsunoda completes the podium.

Norris is out of contention

All top 5 constructors still eligible

Leclerc wins again from pole in Vegas, and takes the championship lead away from Albon who comes from 10th to 2nd... wait this has happened before with two silver arrows hasnt it

(minus the title bit)

Of course, the Williams had their Vegas showup again, qualifying 3-4 with Logan ahead of Pierre, and finishing 4-6, Pierre ahead.

Constructors title is only Aston vs Ferrari.

396
388

Drivers eligible:
Leclerc 223
Albon 219
Piastri 188
Stroll 177
Sainz 165

Albon wins the sprint in Qatar from Verstappen and Tsunoda. As Leclerc is P7, Albon leads again by 2 points.

Into the GP in Qatar, it's down to Albon, Leclerc, Piastri and Stroll, but most likely we'll be down to a battle of repeat champions, Albon for his 4th vs Leclerc for his 2nd.

Leclerc has pole again from Zhou and Piastri.

Verstappen wins in Qatar from Albon and Tsunoda. Leclerc's title hopes are now 13 points away down in P6.

Oscar Piastri wins the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix from Verstappen and Albon.

Albon is WDC for the 4th time.

Tsunoda finished 10th from pole.

Gasly to Red Bull

Norris to Williams

Thats crazy

NEITHER OF THE TRANSFERS RED BULL HAVE MADE TO THEIR OWN TEAM HAVE COME FROM AMONG THEIR OWN

They took Lando from McLaren for S3, now they've taken Pierre from Williams for S8 (yes ik pierre used to be a red bull driver)

but still

[red wadi]

LET'S GOO

[fallow breach]

First 2 rounds are China and Miami

new (random asf) team name: rhombicosadodecahedron

[red wadi]

Bruh

[fallow breach]

is that not just q1

[red wadi]

True

15th is decent

[fallow breach]

Where in performance is the alfa on the 23 game?

[red wadi]

Only HAAS and Alpha Tauri are worse

So K-Mag making it into Q3 is crazy

[fallow breach]

damnnn thats wild

but yeah p15 on debut quali in that car is good

[fallow breach]

First points of s8

Pole is still a curse, Sainz DNF

Also Albon DNF

Everyone except Bottas and the two on my custom team were within 1 second of pole 🔥

Verstappen P18

PIASTRI 1 STOP MASTERCLASS

oh also part 30 something of pole is a curse

Titles:
Piastri 32
Leclerc 23
Tsunoda 22
Hamilton 20
Gasly 12

52
31
23
14
13

[red wadi]

A spin sees Cambleforth drop to 20th

Also I have no idea wtf my pc is doing

[fallow breach]

Stroll wins the second sprint of the season

Winners so far:
🇨🇳 Hamilton/Piastri
🇺🇸 Stroll

[raven fern]

rate the divebomb 0-Ricciardo/Ricciardo

[fallow breach]

absolute ricciardo that is

[fallow breach]

KI KI KI RAHH

[raven fern]

i'm a high performance athlete

ki ki ki rra

hoo hoo

sweat baby sweat

[raven fern]

i can give you another POV if you want

[fallow breach]

there's the albon pole

Tsunoda wins the Miami GP!!

It is a double aston podium tho so time for their dominance to begin

[red wadi]

Unlucky 15 > 16 > 19

[fallow breach]

Gasly is up 2-0 on Verstappen on race result h2h in s8 btw 🔥🔥

lando finished ahead of both red bulls in his williams.

[fallow breach]

Winners so far:
🇨🇳 Hamilton/Piastri
🇺🇸 Stroll/Tsunoda
🇮🇹 Stroll

"the animals were brought in two by two"

(this is not about teams, this is about ties on scores)

Tsunoda becomes the first repeat GP winner in Spain, taking it from Verstappen and Albon.

[floral apex]

hi

[red wadi]

Hi

Arthur better start cooking in Australia cause damn bro choked hard in Bahrain

[floral apex]

lol yeah why did your pc randomly decide to squish the photos

[red wadi]

No idea

[floral apex]

arthur better start trusting his skill and downforce cuz the belgian gp is on the calendar

[red wadi]

Yeah it actually is

There will be an update about his PTSD but yes, if he doesn’t trust himself it’ll basically be the hardest race of the year

[floral apex]

You know its crazy when Monaco feels easier than Belgium

[red wadi]

Fr😭

[floral apex]

44+ times around the track that almost killed him
He's definitely gonna consider retiring from the race multiple times

[red wadi]

100%

[floral apex]

I wouldnt be surprised if he kept lifting through the eau rouge/raidillon complex

[floral apex]

btw hows he adapting to F1
The downforce and speed jump from F3 to F1 mustve been insane

[red wadi]

Spun it in lap 8

Finished P19

[fallow breach]

hi

[red wadi]

He’s adapting fairly, but he did the most laps in pre-season

[red wadi]

Especially for the 1st season

[floral apex]

and the huge difference in g forces as well

Bro mustve been feeling like ollie bearman at jeddah

[fallow breach]

oscar piastri wins once again for Mercedes

[floral apex]

pastry dominance

[fallow breach]

i mean i say once again

this is his 2nd win

but

[fallow breach]

still true

He leads the championship by 21 points

over Tsunoda and Verstappen

lance stroll has 2 more points than albon

through 3 sprints and 7 gps

bc s8 started with a double of sprint events in china and miami

aston martin are not the leading team

mercedes

20 points ahead

[floral apex]

merc is back on top?!?

impossible

[fallow breach]

pastry and lewis seem to be decent teammates

theres a fair 1-2 dynamic in that team as well looking at their performances, with oscar as their n1

[plush folio]

Stroll outracing Verstappen is crazy

[fallow breach]

titles after 7/16 rounds (3 of them have been sprints)

[floral apex]

bro max/pierre at red bull

[fallow breach]

ik

[floral apex]

pierre's already out of a seat look at that 69-point 7 position gap

[fallow breach]

pierre's being outperformed by the guy he replaced 💀

lando in the williams

[floral apex]

bros boutta be replaced by alex albon

[fallow breach]

honestly i hope so bc red bull arent the dominant force

the rbpt is the worst powertrain

[floral apex]

2019 all over again

Like its literally 2019

Max/Pierre at RBR

A Mercedes in the lead

[fallow breach]

only thing different to 2019 is that yuki tsunoda has won 3 of the first 8 races in a mclaren

pierre is so gone bro

lando p6

WAIT

HE GOT POLE IN THE WILLIAMS

[floral apex]

only difference is its not ferrari in 2nd, Williams is much faster and Aston Martin (then racing piint) is also much faster

[floral apex]

yeah pierre is cooked

[fallow breach]

mid season championships

lance stroll is the leading aston still

[floral apex]

im going to imagine the fia scrapped the midseason rounds from the last season and went "you'll get them next year"

[fallow breach]

china was the season opener and mexico will be the finale

[fallow breach]

idk what to do with the calendar for s9 yet

rhombicosadodecahedron resign cordeel again

[floral apex]

in s10 you should bring back the original calendar lmao

[fallow breach]

no driver transfers that i can see but where tf has sainz gone

has bro just dipped

i kid you not there is only one driver labelled as a scuderia ferrari driver

[quaint hare]

hell retire at the end of the season

thats what it means

[fallow breach]

ah

right

[fallow breach]

so then, he will be dipping*

[quaint hare]

yup

[fallow breach]

gasly somehow survived

Leclerc is on pole in Hungary from Tsunoda.

who wins- Verstappen??

2023 type result bro

[floral apex]

Gasly P10

This the type of result that gets him fired

[fallow breach]

Winners so far:
🇨🇳 Hamilton/Piastri
🇺🇸 Stroll/Tsunoda
🇮🇹 Stroll
🇲🇨 Verstappen
🇨🇦 Hamilton
🇪🇸 Tsunoda x2
🇦🇹 Verstappen/Piastri x2
🇬🇧 Tsunoda x3
🇭🇺 Verstappen x2

[fallow breach]

Gasly 2019 at :
11-8-6-DNF-6-5-8-10-7-4-DNF-6

2031 so far this save:
5-9-9-7-9-11-8-9-10

[floral apex]

bro did worse

[fallow breach]

yep

inept leadership from redbull once again

they dropped lando for being worst of the title contenders, for gasly who had come off one of his worse seasons for williams in that tenure of his career, only for gasly to then underperform as if he was paid to do so

lando scored 120 points in s7

gasly scored 35

and they still picked gasly over lando?

max finished 4 points behind stroll in the championship despite p1 and p2 in the last 2 races of his season as well

Piastri wins the Belgian GP

Sainz P2 (from pole)

And the thai guy we havent seen in a while is p3

lando's driving like hes still at red bull 😭🔥

10 seconds ahead of max is insane

also pierre might as well set up a tent in p10 💀

[red wadi]

BBC Sport: Arthur Cambleforth opens up about Spa 2020
Arthur Cambleforth told us in an interview that he decided to go to therapy after his PTSD still hasn’t faded as much as it should’ve, wants to be “ready to take on Spa”. Audi will be fully backing Arthur and have signed a therapist for race weekends, the german brand will has announced that Daniel Abt has been put on “active” as a potential replacement for Arthur if things are too heavy. According to Arthur it barely affected his Bahrain GP but still experiences sleepless nights and flashbacks in his dreams

[floral apex]

damn their reserve has like the shortest possible last name

The name that appears on the timimg board? Yep thats his entire name

[fallow breach]

in my eyes that last name is pronounced "abbott"

probably isnt tho but still

[red wadi]

Wait y’all don’t know Abt😭🙏

[fallow breach]

tsunoda wins for the 4th time, Piastri and Verstappen DNF, and THE POLE CURSE HIT ALBON

[red wadi]

Daniel Abt used to race FE and some other stuff for Audi Abt

But yeah bro has a short surname

[fallow breach]

ah right

[floral apex]

i think the best part about his name being Abt is its the shortform for "about"

[fallow breach]

[fallow breach]

best part abt his name being abt is that abt is shortform for about

[red wadi]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Abt

[fallow breach]

bro has a fairly long middle name "johannes"

then his surnames just abt

i say fairly long

theres others that are longer obv

[red wadi]

So next up: Australia

[fallow breach]

next on mine is monza

Lets see.. who wins this one

...LANDO?

and he won from pole 🔥

lando has 2.5x gaslys points, IN A WILLIAMS 💀

[red wadi]

Okay, so new system will be introduced

[quaint hare]

In my save drugovich had a higher average quali powition in a haas than verstappen in a red bull

[red wadi]

I’m calling it “trust-worthiness level”, it basically means that some media aren’t fully trustworthy and it spices the lore up a lot. Just like real life

[fallow breach]

ah yes
thrust worthy

[red wadi]

Ffs

My brain is in ruins

[quaint hare]

Quali:
Vips Pole
Théo p3 in the worst car. The alohatauri

[fallow breach]

Piastri wins in Baku from Leclerc and Norris

GASLY P16

Verstappen DNF

BRO THEO QUALIFIED P9 IN A SAUBER

[red wadi]

ROMEO MY G

Insane timing bc of the lore I was boutta drop

[floral apex]

Also pelley went P4 in china in my save

[red wadi]

BBC Sport: Arthur Cambleforth rejoins Pellegrini Motorsport’s affiliate programme
Audi, Sauber and Pellegrini Motorsport have reached an agreement that sees Arthur rejoin the Slovakian squad, but he will stay in F1. Pellegrini said his main goal was to help Arthur with “personal issues”, as far as we know Cambleforth will only be driving for PM is IMSA tests. PM’s logo will be featured on the backside of AC’s helmet

[floral apex]

He just barely got past Antonelli on the last lap

Couldve been a pelley p3 but pourchaire was fast

[fallow breach]

damn

[red wadi]

Ofc it was Theo

Romeo’s only 2 buddies on the grid in the RPU doing well in you guys’ saves🤯

[fallow breach]

who are they?

[floral apex]

Pourchaire and Vips

[red wadi]

Yeah

[fallow breach]

ah right

[red wadi]

Arthur doesn’t have “friends” yet, and some BIG lore dropping in about 20 minutes

F1 Twitter is gonna turn on Arthur👀

[floral apex]

Pourchaire funnily enough is at red bull in my save
And romeo's at VCARB

[fallow breach]

👀

[floral apex]

damn max has 139 wins and 234 podiums in my save

[fallow breach]

WHAT

[floral apex]

Total career*

[fallow breach]

goatstappen

[fallow breach]

(when) did lewis retire in your save

[red wadi]

Honestly, the entire F1 fanbase might turn on Arthur👀

[quaint hare]

I started an f1 manager sim career

[fallow breach]

whats their current opinion on him

[quaint hare]

and what did he do?

[red wadi]

I’d say, they respect him for the recovery

[red wadi]

That lore drops in about 15 minutes

[fallow breach]

ah so positive to negative opinion shift 👀

or

maybe neutral to positive

we'll see

[floral apex]

after 2027

i had to check my entry lists

lewis retired at williams lol

he went mercedes-alpine-williams before leaving

[fallow breach]

bro why 😭

what were his career stats at retirement?

[floral apex]

i can't check that now lol

[fallow breach]

damn

[quaint hare]

fuck ir. F1 2020 sim career

[floral apex]

2032 driver cards for Max and Abbi

[fallow breach]

sunwest are the goats

[floral apex]

in case you're wonderinf
At Sunwest only, Max only has 5 titles, 79 wins and 138 podiums

[quaint hare]

“only“

[floral apex]

So yeah over half of his wins and podiums came from his Sunwest stint

[quaint hare]

what the actual

lorf mahaveer. Ahead of Ocon and latifi in the wdc

[red wadi]

BBC Sport: Arthur Cambleforth “heavily dislikes” teammate Valtteri Bottas
The British 22 year old told the CNN in a recent interview that he “heavily dislikes” his teammate Bottas, this being against the popular opinion about the Finnish F1 driver. Arthur said that he mostly dislikes Bottas’ attitude and can’t take him serious, how will these tensions influence Audi?

CNN: Arthur Cambleforth hates teammate Valtteri Bottas, attitude’s the problem
Arthur Cambleforth told us that he hates the way Bottas “moves, breathes and talks”, this being a popular expression for saying that you hate a person in general. Audi have not yet released a press statement regarding the situation.

Grimsby Times: Bottas “worse to work with than a toddler” according to Cambleforth
Arthur Cambleforth has told us he dislikes working with Bottas, mostly due to Bottas’ unserious but still professional attitude. Cambleforth said he seeks a team mate who is “serious and professional” as he ‘actually’ believes in the Audi programme

I hate you discord

[floral apex]

bro literally just joined and he's already starting beef

[fallow breach]

why is bro racing under the dutch flag

[red wadi]

Has both Indian and Dutch passports

[quaint hare]

why do you think?

[fallow breach]

ah right

bro is a wannabe max verstappen

[red wadi]

With the most innocent driver on the grid as well😭😭

[fallow breach]

bro is starting beef with the finnish Australian

[fallow breach]

i didnt know that

[floral apex]

he competed the 2019 f2 championship udner the dutch flag for a dutch team

[red wadi]

Whilst he is British/Australian (bro’s attempt to race under the Aussie flag failed)

[floral apex]

bro just enjoys the aussie lifestyle

[red wadi]

Like I said, the F1 fanbase is gonna turn on Arthur

More pressure for the lad, bc if Bottas cooks him, he’s officially going in the gutter 😭 😭

[fallow breach]

into the ditch

[floral apex]

anyway time for canada, the team's home race

[quaint hare]

i hate being german

purely cuz no home race

[red wadi]

😭

[floral apex]

🇫🇮🇦🇺 vs 🇬🇧🇦🇺

[red wadi]

Unserious vs apparently very serious

Also what are we gonna call the Arthur fans?

[floral apex]

i was wondering why abbi's engine components where more worn than max's
and then i remembered Singapore

[floral apex]

cambeys

[fallow breach]

pelley's fans are pulleys so maybe cambleforth fans could be cabbies? or is that a reach

[red wadi]

Hmm

Bro first gotta get them fans though

[floral apex]

he's not gonna have any after starting beef with valtteri tho

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

Kimura and Taponen will take on FP1 in Canada

[red wadi]

Imma do Quali and the race tmrw

[floral apex]

cars 61 and 26 are out on track

lmao whats going on here

the logo is off center but it also isn't

[quaint hare]

Blue shift or something idk

[onyx basin]

I need someone to play 2 player career

[balmy rover]

f1 24?

[onyx basin]

Yes

[balmy rover]

yeah i can play

[fallow breach]

3 rounds left in S8, it's Piastri vs Tsunoda vs Leclerc vs Verstappen for the title

Piastri 225
Tsunoda 186
Leclerc 146
Verstappen 144

And Leclerc and Verstappen are barely in mathematically

Constructors in:
325
271
270
252
181

Red Bull barely

[floral apex]

Eliminated in Canada Q1: Vesti, Pourchaire, Albon, Maloney, Stroll, Fournier

Eliminated in Canada Q2: Ocon, Russell, Doohan, Gasly, Hauger, Bearman

ok interesting quali result here

i got my timing wrong in Q3

Canada Quali Top 10: Verstappen, Pellegrini, Tsunoda, Piastri, Sainz, Pulling, Sasaki, Iwasa, Antonelli, Lawson

[fallow breach]

YOOOOO

PELLEY P2

Onto Singapore

WHAT

PIASTRI CLINCHED IT

BY 1 POINT

[fallow breach]

PIASTRI IS WORLD CHAMPION FOR MERCEDES

[floral apex]

wow

[fallow breach]

2 rounds to go, one of them a sprint

Means 60 points available

And Piastri leads by 61.

Here was the race result

[floral apex]

wow oscah

[fallow breach]

Red Bull are out of contention for the WCC

[floral apex]

Safety Car in Lap 8

[fallow breach]

Stroll started from pole 💀

pole is cursed volume n

Winners so far:
🇨🇳 Hamilton/Piastri
🇺🇸1 Stroll/Tsunoda
🇮🇹1 Stroll
🇲🇨 Verstappen
🇨🇦 Hamilton
🇪🇸 Tsunoda x2
🇦🇹 Verstappen/Piastri x2
🇬🇧 Tsunoda x3
🇭🇺 Verstappen x2
🇧🇪 Piastri x3
🇳🇱 Tsunoda x4
🇮🇹2 Norris
🇦🇿 Piastri x4
🇸🇬 Piastri x5
🇺🇸2
🇲🇽

[quaint hare]

wtf

logan is 98 rated

[floral apex]

ok this is getting a bit bad
abbi has a gearbox problem

[fallow breach]

Oh no

alex albon wins the sprint in Texas

[fallow breach]

The world champion Piastri is P2 and Sainz is 3rd from sprint pole.

[quaint hare]

MARK??

I crashed and he said „what happened wasnt your fault. It was entirely out of control there“

[floral apex]

world record stop time here

[quaint hare]

“apologies for that but we could risk your safety out there“

maybe cuz my gearbox is at 98%

[floral apex]

Albon: ok class today we'll be learning about how not to drive an f1 race!

[fallow breach]

how the hell

WHAT

Verstappen P16, Norris P18

[fallow breach]

GASLY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING (kinda)

[floral apex]

ok Fournier locked up into Ocon who hit Albon

Abbi just barely avoided contact

no not Fournier

it was Ocon

[fallow breach]

Might even compete with Valtteri in monaco 21

[floral apex]

Ocon +10 second penalty

[fallow breach]

of course

[floral apex]

bvbocon is so lucky he isn't even online rn

[fallow breach]

careful you dont summon him mentioning ocon

[floral apex]

abbi just got what might be the unluckiest race ever
gearbox problem + collision which resulted in a 5 second penalty and a broken front wing
and i got her to do that stop to serve the penalty and change the wing thinking there wouldnt be a red flag

and then there was a red flag

[fallow breach]

damn

[floral apex]

oh and Pelley also had an engine problem and dropped to P13

[fallow breach]

slams desk like toto

[floral apex]

in other news we ujsut got an upgrade package

[fallow breach]

i like how you edited the message to add the word 'package' but not correct jsut

[quaint hare]

99% gearbox

[fallow breach]

probably didnt notice it

[floral apex]

ok the last of the design for that upgrade package just came in

both cars are upgraded for miami
except abbi gets a new chassis part first as we only got one made before the race weekend

fun fact: we have basically won every race at every circuit in the last 4 seasons

[fallow breach]

damnnn

[fallow breach]

And Oscar Piastri wins the finale in Mexico from Albon and Verstappen.

[quaint hare]

my gearbox

its at 100%

[fallow breach]

are you still in the race

[quaint hare]

yes

[fallow breach]

how

[floral apex]

The last time a Sunwest driver finished lower than P4: Antonelli at Belgium 2029 (P14)
The last time a Sunwest driver finished between P4 and P10: Amtonelli at Imola 2029 (P7)

[floral apex]

your engine is so damaged its in factory condition

[quaint hare]

brw. My car is smoking

[floral apex]

oh wrong direction

[fallow breach]

i think a couple of parts might need changing

maybe

[floral apex]

I forgot thats wear not condition

[quaint hare]

i can still shift gears

[floral apex]

I'd recommend not shifting gears

[fallow breach]

just a hunch

[floral apex]

F1 manager shows engine component condition (100% to 0%)
The F1 game shows engine wear (0% to 100%)

[quaint hare]

Ooh

[floral apex]

Thats why i got confused for a bit there

[quaint hare]

after a while the geaebox stops working and you just dnf. Not like a mechanical failure. Like you broke the car

[fallow breach]

"oscah" we all say in unison

[floral apex]

bro pastry dominance

[fallow breach]

gasly is still cooked

40 points in a red bull

while lando scored 119 and even won a race in a williams

[floral apex]

F1 fans with perez 2023/24 = F1 fans with gasly 2032

[fallow breach]

Winners s8:
🇨🇳 Hamilton/Piastri
🇺🇸1 Stroll/Tsunoda
🇮🇹1 Stroll
🇲🇨 Verstappen
🇨🇦 Hamilton
🇪🇸 Tsunoda x2
🇦🇹 Verstappen/Piastri x2
🇬🇧 Tsunoda x3
🇭🇺 Verstappen x2
🇧🇪 Piastri x3
🇳🇱 Tsunoda x4
🇮🇹2 Norris
🇦🇿 Piastri x4
🇸🇬 Piastri x5
🇺🇸2 Albon/Albon
🇲🇽 Piastri x6

[floral apex]

only albon has won both a sprint and a race at the same venue

[floral apex]

bruh that was INSTANT

[quaint hare]

it automatically switches to a new gearbox

[quaint hare]

yeah. Its hard coded

its actually a 3rd way to dnf

mechanical failure, terminal damage and this

[floral apex]

Ngl if i saw my gearbox at 100% i probably wouldve retired in the pits as soon as possible

[quaint hare]

i drove for another 2 laps

[floral apex]

and the team was like "bro wtf why are you out there still

[fallow breach]

So Sainz retired from F1 after 2031

Lando goes to Ferrari

Gasly gets the boot from Red Bull

and goes back to Williams

[floral apex]

expected.

[quaint hare]

my car was smoking for all 9 of those laps

[fallow breach]

And they put Frederik Vesti in Gasly's place

ANOTHER YEAR RED BULL DONT PROMOTE FROM WITHIN WTF

vcarb becoming more useless than alpine's and aston's academies 😭

[quaint hare]

HOW BAD IS OUR CAR??? 😭

[fallow breach]

my drivers are routinely finishing 5-6 laps down

they even get lapped, sometimes twice, in sprints

[floral apex]

you know its bad when you're being classified behind the DNFed cars

[fallow breach]

s9 calendar:
🇦🇺 🇨🇳 🇮🇹 🇲🇨 🇨🇦 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 🇭🇺 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 🇮🇹 🇦🇿 🇸🇬 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🇧🇷

oh wait no

there we go

r3 is imola not miami

[floral apex]

pretty classic calendar that one

[fallow breach]

nice Australia start, Brazil finish

[floral apex]

Time for miami!

Esteban Ocon carries a grid penalty from his unserved penalty in Canada

The main reason i got abbi to serve her 5 second penalty in Canada was that we didn't want a converted grid penalty in Miami

[quaint hare]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[fallow breach]

what

[quaint hare]

DUDD

its season 8

no upgrafes on my car. All other cars maxed

and

logan is my teammate

[fallow breach]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

LOGAN FUCKING SARGEANT FOR F2 TEAM

WHAT

THAT IS SURELY NOT REAL WTF

THATS THE WORST ONE I'VE SEEN

[quaint hare]

wait lemme show you the performance

sorry

got issues

wait

there we go

[floral apex]

Not to msntion STROLL lapped everyone FOUR TIMES and P14 and lower all DNFed

[hardy plaza]

Looking for someone who wants to race skill set medium I want to have good races and battles but not get floor whipped

[floral apex]

pellegrinis been pretty fast lately

[quaint hare]

i hope 2026 we get an f1 game. Cuz 24 cars :)

[quaint hare]

Vesti p2

in a williams

[latent pewter]

Anyone wanna do f1 co op career on f1 24. The difficulty is gonna be 85 and we are starting at a low team and 16 races

[frozen thunder]

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

SHE JUST WON HER FIRST RACE ACCIDENTALLY REPLACING OSCAR

[floral apex]

it was meant to be

Eliminated in Miami Q1: Sasaki, Bearman, Lawson, Fournier, Pourchaire, Hauger

Eliminated in Miami Q2: Russell, Stroll, Albon, Vesti, Doohan, Tsunoda

Miami Q3 Results: Pulling, Verstappen, Sainz, Piastri, Antonelli, Iwasa, Ocon , Maloney, Gasly, Pellegrini

[mortal scarab]

Blud's doing the Stake Sauber experience

[frozen thunder]

abbi's second win 😭

[frozen thunder]

BRO

WHAT THE HELL

[floral apex]

bruh double dnf

gee thanks carlos

not-so-smooth operator

Sainz +5 second penalty

Fournier +5 second penalty

he was even in P3

sad

thats already 5 cars out in this race

Maloney is out

and no penalty for that

6 cars out now

tire advanrage for the win
abbi and kimi where fighting but abbi was on hards and kimi was on softs
long story short kimi was forced to back out because of tire wear

bruh its been 2 hours since we started this race

absolutely insane first 6 races

[frosty perch]

88/110 difficulty

[quaint hare]

minor incidents

more minor incidents

[quaint hare]

f1 2015 edition

[red wadi]

So uhm, I found a mod that makes the career start in 2026. So I’ll restart the season with this mod. I’ll sim race 1

welp nvm it makes my game crash

luckily i kept the other save

[red wadi]

2nd Q2 in a row

WHAT

[quaint hare]

do you have a audi livery mod?

i could send you one if you dont

[quaint hare]

also w result

[floral apex]

bros making gains

[red wadi]

yeah I have one

[red wadi]

Bro's time in the sim is paying off

[floral apex]

audi romeo

[floral apex]

fitting that in the game he's at alfa romeo pellegrini

[keen brook]

The what could be related to the result or the resolution.

[red wadi]

fr

[floral apex]

Yeah for some reason his pc randomly decided to squish screenshots

[red wadi]

bruh I did a 1:20.000 in Q1

[floral apex]

thats just impressive

Getting fastest lap is one thing
But getting a solid number for a time is another

The fact that we've only gotten two 1-2s in the first six races of 2032

combine that with two DNFs caused by other drivers

[red wadi]

ARTHUR BETTER THAN VALTERRI CONFIRMED?

[red wadi]

Fr

[floral apex]

found this sauber livery mod for f1 23

lol instead of downloading the 2024 mod for f1 23 i'm just installing 2024 livery and race suit mods

[floral apex]

i think they forgot to remove the marker for where the nose driver number went lol

wow they even got the RB20 chassis shape in

[keen brook]

for real

[floral apex]

my alpine went from having so much blue on it to barely having any blue

[keen brook]

but a lot of carbon fiber

[floral apex]

just found an alpine mod that brings back the blue but adds an interesting driver number font

[floral apex]

alpine's 2025 livery leaked

[floral apex]

well at least i beat carlos

[floral apex]

i simmed australia

oh thats why i finished P12

engine issue

hmmm

[primal drift]

ugh

I think I'm juggling too many careers

[quaint hare]

same

2nd season in one, 3rd season in another and 9th season in one

[primal drift]

equal performance huh...

[fallow breach]

hello

way to start your career fred

yuki got pole, finished 7th while his teammate zhou took the win

[floral apex]

i like how instead of downloading the 2024 season mod for f1 23
I just installed 2024 livery and team wear mods

close enough

[fallow breach]

close enough

[fallow breach]

Pierre was P8

why has bro got better again now he's back at williams

[red wadi]

Cambleforth is getting some respect (he and Bottas hugged it out and Cambleforth apologised in the media for his misjudgment of character)

Cambleforth’s results after 3 races:
19th
15th
16th
———
18th in the Championship with 0 points