f1-games

[quaint hare]

-5

[spring cedar]

0 its ok

[quaint hare]

my fav number :)

[spring cedar]

Oh, i see

Well, can we talk now about how EA needs to stop making Sports games?

Actually

EA needs to end

[quaint hare]

yeah. They ruin it

with the money

[spring cedar]

Fucked Battlefield
Fucked Plants Vs. Zombies
Fucked Need For Speed
Fucked FIFA
Fucked F1
Fucked WRC

[runic pewter]

same of 2k

with nba

[spring cedar]

EA in 2006: Blinded in Chains (NFSMW music)
EA in 2025: Blinded in Money

We all hate EA

If i met someine who defends EA

Ilk make a visit in his(her) home

[runic pewter]

hone?

[spring cedar]

Home

Sorry

[primal drift]

well

I've committed THE unforgivable sin of liking EA games

guess that makes me worse than Hitler

[floral apex]

ngl EA rejecting the FIFA 1bn deal was the best thing they couldve done
if they took it then theyd probably raise all the prices and stuff

[quaint hare]

im Doing an f1 23 driver career

started in Alphatauri

currently i got 25 points

1x p3, 1x p6, 2x p10

[quaint hare]

Well. I outperformed perez several times so mid season i switched to red bull

[fallow breach]

Post towards the beginning of the race week in my Pulling driver career:

Stellar debut from Pulling has Alpine pondering possibility of 'further successes'

[quaint hare]

Yup. Only moves

[fallow breach]

Damnnn

[quaint hare]

ive only outperformed perez twice. But still. In the worst car

i was better than someone in the best

(one of the outperformed races was simulated)

although i did have a dnf due to a crash and perez doesnt

[fallow breach]

Lights out and away we go in Jeddah! Bottleneck through the turn 1-2 complex sees Charles Leclerc out of the race and Pulling bringing his Alpine up to P6, .

On the VSC restart, Verstappen sends Pulling spinning!

No retirements

[quaint hare]

wait. Alphatauri got the best engine

[fallow breach]

and now Pulling's been completely clobbered and is out of the race on the 2nd lap post red flag.

Verstappen wins in Saudi Arabia, from Norris and Perez. It is points for Gasly, in P8.

[fallow breach]

im gonna go difficulty level carlos sainz

[red wadi]

Arthur Evans dominates AF4

Round 1
Race 1: 3rd
Race 2: 1st

Round 2
Race 1: 1st
Race 2: 2nd

Round 3
Race 1: 7th
Race 2: 2nd

Round 4
Race 1: 1st
Race 2: 1st

So with 4 races to go he could clinch it in round 6

Round 5 went well….. shocking to say the least

Round 5 results
Race 1: 16th
Race 2: 12th

[fallow breach]

Danny Pulling is on the front row for the Australian Grand Prix, P2 behind Verstappen.

[cerulean frost]

does somebody wanna play f1 24?

[quaint hare]

this can very clearly show which teams are the top 5

alpine wtf

[naive pulsar]

How did this happen 🙏

[quaint hare]

dream

[tawdry lodge]

someone from poland want to play f124? (private message)

[spring cedar]

Can someone from Brazil play with you?

[tawdry lodge]

why not

how old are u?

@spring cedar

[naive pulsar]

My dreams seconds before the alarm goes off

[spring cedar]

look in my bio

[tawdry lodge]

ou

sr

[spring cedar]

wha?

[floral apex]

damn what did he do
thats a pretty high cliff

[quaint hare]

he spun probably

[red wadi]

Was shite for one weekend

Like genuinely lacked pace

In the 2nd race he damaged the car

[quaint hare]

How do you set up these races?

in beamng its really hard to get proper races and performance can also easily be an issue

[red wadi]

https://youtu.be/jEWD3Cimh8w?si=e6bl1zgnHDF1mZHc

[quaint hare]

i have watched that

[sonic lance]

F1 Team Standings So Far For 2024

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1st. McLaren

Points: 666

2nd. Ferrari

Points: 652

3rd. Red Bull

Points: 589

4th. Mercedes

Points: 468

5th. Aston Martin

Points: 94

6th. Alpine F1 Team

Points: 65

7th. Haas F1 Team

Points: 58

8th. RB F1 Team

Points: 46

9th. Williams

Points: 17

10th. Sauber

Points: 4

[quaint hare]

What even are your specs?

for pc

[red wadi]

Uhhh

In all honesty idk those from the top of my head

[sonic lance]

F3 Team Standings For 2024

1st. PREMA Racing

Points: 352

2nd. Trident

Points: 281

3rd. ART Grand Prix

Points: 245

4th. Campos Racing

Points: 179

5th. Hitech Pulse-Eight

Points: 166

6th. MP Motorsport

Points: 137

7th. Van Amersfoort Racing

Points: 91

8th. Rodin Motorsport

Points: 85

9th. AIX Racing

Points: 35

10th. Jenzer Motorsport

Points: 29

F3 Driver Standings So Far For 2025

[terse ravine]

@civic imp I think Bots got some bugs, can you check?

@civic imp Please check for the bots to work

[civic imp]

what

[terse ravine]

@broken nest Sir i think i have some trouble with Robot Kubica due to bugs, can you please check?

[civic imp]

I can't fix the bot

none of us can

it has to fix itself

the server might be offline

[terse ravine]

Okay thanks @civic imp

[quaint hare]

i think i went to heaven

[floral apex]

f1 flashbang

[quaint hare]

it was vegas nighttimr

i hit the barrier slightly

then this

and game crashed

[floral apex]

So you crashed the car which in turn crashed the game

[quaint hare]

yes

[floral apex]

That might be one of the first double crashes ever

[broken nest]

yeah it's an old bot whose creator hasn't been active here for a while

[quaint hare]

@floral apex

dont mind me watching aarava

[floral apex]

i dont think the game liked your front wing getting damaged

and somehow that also resulted in your rear right going away

[quaint hare]

next season ill go to audi (alfa romeo)

[red wadi]

AF4 R6 results
Race 1: 7th
Race 2: 3rd

[floral apex]

well at least he recovered

[quaint hare]

kinda

signed for audi

i btw left redbull 0 rnd points and put nothing for the reg changes

HAHAHA RED BULL

Changes:
Leclerc-Redbull
Perez-Haas
Lawson-Haas
Sainz-Alohatauri
Norris-Mercedes
Russell-Ferrari
Magnussen-Ferrari

NORRIS WENT TO MERCEDES FOR THE 4TH CAREER IN A ROW

okay wasnt all

Stroll-Gone
Zhou-Aston
Ricciardo-Audi
Bottas-McLaren
Me-Audi

[fallow breach]

HOW

s5 of the myteam sim save, reminder of driver changes - checo retired, hulk to alpine, Pourchaire to haas

bruh crazy detail

the red bull team in S4 combined for 26 points

Logan Sargeant had 47.

and the worse VCARB (Doohan) had 141

But Gasly in his Williams went on an INSANE run of 137 points in the last 6 Grand Prix races (excluding sprints, but i think he won one of them and got P2 in the other so add another 15 to that 137)

S5 is a 24 race season

[quaint hare]

Red bull is so shit that perez is ahead of both. In a HAAS

[fallow breach]

Aston Martin take a 1-2 in Bahrain, with Albon P1 and Stroll P2+FL

[quaint hare]

the bulls are 15th and 18th. Charles and max is their lineup

[fallow breach]

Ocon completes the podium (🔥🐐)

[fallow breach]

i have lando and max as my red bull team and in s4 they were 13-14 in the championship while the VCARB team of Zhou and Doohan were 3-5

Max did get P13 ahead of Lando in that one

[quaint hare]

max qualified p18. Simply because of the worst engine. Its only the engine that made red bull the worst

[fallow breach]

it genuinely looks hilarious seeing red bull as the worst team ngl

like "oh damn it who turned the r&d chart upside down again"

In this save the backmarkers (aside for my created team) are Alpine and Sauber

[floral apex]

alohatauri
red bull in hawaii

[fallow breach]

and stroll's done it again
he won in saudi again

Stroll P1+FL, Gasly P2, Albon P3

Red Bull 9-10, VCARB 8-15

[floral apex]

I'm still surprised at the series of events that led to an Alpine 1-2 in my bahrain s2 race

[fallow breach]

I've backseated the danny lore for now simply bc im a little too ill to commit

it doesnt take racing focus to simulate stuff so sim save is the focus

Mercedes are now 2nd best on R&D into Australia S5

It's Aston then Merc then VCARB, Williams, Ferrari, Haas, McLaren, Red Bull, Alpine and Sauber

yeah
haas ahead of mclaren and red bull

wcc doesnt particularly represent that order tho, rn its aston with 85 points, then mclaren on 45, williams on 24, ferrari with 22, vcarb with 16, red bull on 11, and then merc on 1 point

that is insane to look at

Lance Stroll leading the World Championship.

[quaint hare]

wot

[fallow breach]

he was a clear number 2 to albon last season, but this season he's turned on the gas in the first 1/12 of a season

2[F] in Bahrain
1[F] in Jeddah

Means he leads the title 45 to 40

THREE WINNERS IN THREE ROUNDS. PIERRE GASLY WINS THE AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX.

Stroll P2, Russell P3

Stroll leads by 20 points in the championship now.

Albon DNF is partly causal to that

Winners in S5:
🇧🇭 Albon
🇸🇦 Stroll
🇦🇺 Gasly
🇯🇵 Albon (2)

Haasterclass tho, Hauger P6, Pourchaire P7

[red wadi]

Welp Arthur is officially AF4 champion

[quaint hare]

Both redbulls lost places. Charles: 15-17, max: 18-19

[fallow breach]

Heres the chart into China

[red wadi]

AF4 R7 results
Race 1: 3rd
Race 2: 1st

[fallow breach]

Albon wins the Sprint in Shanghai from Sainz and Stroll

[floral apex]

imagine arthur leclerc and arthur cambleforth/evans

[red wadi]

Arthur basically has 2 options now, V8 Supercars (which means he’s leaving PM) or F3👀

[red wadi]

Cambleforth will return this season, family members finally moved on

[floral apex]

theyre better at moving on than half of teamlh

[quaint hare]

f3 would probably be the better and more sensible option

[fallow breach]

half?

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth-Evans leaves Pellegrini Motorsport and signs with ART
The now 21 year old joins ART after leaving Pellegrini Motorsport, some call this the betrayal of the century as many say that PM is the reason Arthur even had a seat post recovery

Well surprise, he’s racing in F3

[floral apex]

"Well lets try that again"
- arthur in f3

[red wadi]

Broski even said “yeah thanks for reviving my career…… so let me repay you by joining the rivals**

[floral apex]

"Thanks for giving me a chance k byeeeee"

[fallow breach]

"you did your part for me now i gotta go"

[red wadi]

Pellegrini watching as Arthur leaves the team:

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[floral apex]

romeo watching him switch out his PM short for an ART shirt in the parking lot

[red wadi]

😭🙏

Romeo probably knows something we don’t know

[floral apex]

and then he notices hes also replaced the company Twingo with a Citroen

[red wadi]

💀

Ultimate betrayal

[fallow breach]

"keep your twingo"

[red wadi]

Cambleforth went to a French team btw😭🙏

[floral apex]

Yeah thats where i had problems finding a replacenent brand

Cuz the twingo also happens to be French

[red wadi]

Imagine the PMs just destroying the ARTs

[floral apex]

Also a few days ago i came across a youtube short showing the quirks of a Renault Twingo

[red wadi]

Lmao

[fallow breach]

Mercedes 1-2, Russell P1, Hamilton P2+FL.

That makes 4 different winners in 5 GPs + 1 sprint

and believe it or not, stroll still leads the championship

[red wadi]

Arthur is still British btw

[floral apex]

I just found out ART GP was founded by frederic vasseur and the son of jean todt

[red wadi]

Arthur to join Ferrari??!

[fallow breach]

Ferrari top r&d going into Miami

but everyone except sauber and Alpine are literally right there

[floral apex]

Ferrari boutta have two arthurs

[red wadi]

Time to drop lore

[floral apex]

ferrari gon have double everything
Two Arthurs and two Leclercs

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth joins Sauber Academy
Arthur Cambleforth has joined the Sauber Academy, potentially making it easier to get an F1 seat

[quaint hare]

damnit

huh

red flag glitch

[fallow breach]

potentially making it easier to get an F1 seat

theo pourchaire:

[quaint hare]

actually helpful

got me p2

[red wadi]

Sauber reading that knowing they barely use their academy

https://tenor.com/view/gift-gif-funn-stare-weird-gif-20873893

[fallow breach]

sauber's and alpine's academies have to be the least used

[floral apex]

watch PM start their own f1 team just to spite arthur

[heavy shoal]

aston martin:

[red wadi]

😭🙏

Tbf PM is the main reason bro even got a seat in 2022

Damn we in 2024 already 😭

[fallow breach]

wait they have an academy

[heavy shoal]

felipe drugovich

jak crawford

jessica hawkins

[fallow breach]

and i think tina hausmann as well

now i realise

but yeah

[heavy shoal]

does haas even have a driver academy

I know they have Chloe Chambers

but other than that what else do they do

[idle stump]

Do i leave Ferrari at the end of season in my save

[fallow breach]

nope

[idle stump]

I have a merc offer

[floral apex]

i think haas builds off of ferrari cuz they have a deal or smth

[heavy shoal]

stay at ferrari

[idle stump]

But I'm struggling to win I've won once this season and I need my 3rd wdc

[heavy shoal]

then go to mercedes

[fallow breach]

albon wins the sprint in miami

[idle stump]

And lewis is falling off so

[heavy shoal]

go to mercedes so lewis can go to ferrari

balanced

[fallow breach]

WHAT

And thats the top echelon

how did red bull let amaury cordeel beat them in a longshot worst car

[red wadi]

Imma return tomorrow

[fallow breach]

gn

And Albon wins again.

aston are 5th on r&d, mclaren are 1st and red bull are 2nd

[fallow breach]

...but Albon wins again in Imola.

Ocon P2, Hamilton P3.

...and again in Monaco.

This time ahead of Verstappen and Zhou.

where the hell has max come from

he was just blending in again

this season is already better for them than last season was 💀

in fact i'm fairly sure Verstappen didn't even have an aggregate enough to match a silver

now theyre 10 points clear of vcarb

[pulsar current]

Who likes my profile pic?

[fallow breach]

Red Bull are now fastest into Canada, so can Lando or Max seal a victory, or will Albon take GP victory for the 4th time in a row?

albon

WAIT LECLERC HAD POLE?

how did bro finish p8 😭

Red Bull were 3-6 in the fastest car btw

max p3, lando p6

finally another non-albon win.

Piastri wins.

...wait.. Stroll was on pole?

the return of lance pole?!

...normal scheduled programming resumes as albon wins the sprint in Austria

it took a while but now Verstappen has his first pole of the season.

[floral apex]

Absolute insane events happening here

I thought i saw a bunch of retirement notices in my f1 23 save

Apparently they were all false alarms as the only driver move that happened was Ocon to Haas

[fallow breach]

hmm

[fallow breach]

and he doesn't even finish on the podium

say it with me, alex albon wins the austrian grand prix.

[floral apex]

bruh is pole position a curse for everyone other than an aston martin

[fallow breach]

everyone other than albon more like

bc i dont think lance finished on the podium that race he had pole, or if he did he barely did

[quaint hare]

i want chaotic races. But this was too much. Because Zhou and Fernando pitted i fell from p1 to p14. And only managed to salvage a p5

Perez 3rd in quali in a haas

[fallow breach]

Piastri takes win number 2 of the season at Silverstone.

Russell P2, Sainz P3 and then Stroll was the leading Aston in P4.

Red Bull 5-6, Max ahead of Lando.

Current title standings at the exact half mark:
Albon 247
Russell 157
Stroll 155
Piastri 134
Sainz 116
Gasly 95
Hamilton 85
Verstappen 78
Ocon 76
Leclerc 57

[keen brook]

As the PSN is now down since 13 hours already and therefore continuing in the Crew Motorfest isn't possible, it's time for Suzuka.

[quaint hare]

red bull is absolute shit

[keen brook]

damn

Red Bull is cooked.

[quaint hare]

its only the engine thats so bad

And theyre 8th in performance. Ahead of Alohatauri and Williams

theyre 8th in the standings too with 20 points

mate even perez got more points

[keen brook]

my 14th 100% setup

[spring cedar]

BRUUUUUH

[quaint hare]

btw. Teams and Drivers
Mercedes:
Hamilton
Norris

Ferrari:
Russell
Magnussen

Audi:
Gamer
Ricciardo

McLaren:
Piastri
Bottas

Aston Martin:
Alonso
Zhou

Lamborghini:
Gasly
Ocon

Haas:
Perez
Lawson

Red Bull:
Verstappen
Charles

Williams:
Albon
Sargent

Alphatauri:
Sainz
Tsunoda

norris is 2nd in the wdc despite having 2 dnfs already after 6 rounds

[spring cedar]

EA needs to update the grid

Remove Seargent and Ricciardo

[quaint hare]

He got 3 wins and 1 second place

[spring cedar]

And replace with Franco and Lawson

[quaint hare]

its f1 23

[spring cedar]

Oh

Sorry

[keen brook]

Still applies to F1 24 though.

[quaint hare]

bzt 24 still has ric and sargent

[spring cedar]

Yeah

EA fix your game

[quaint hare]

They would probably make it paid

[fallow breach]

that is insane

[quaint hare]

its only the engine

[fallow breach]

still tho

[quaint hare]

Red Bull: 20 points
Perez in a haas: 22 points

[fallow breach]

Hungary S5 in my sim save is taken by Piastri

[quaint hare]

perez has as many points finishes as both red bull drivers

[fallow breach]

Albon P2, Russell P3, and another Red Bull 5-6, this time Norris ahead of Verstappen

oh and oscar had pole

tsunoda finished on the lead lap, ahead of doohan who didn't. Yuki is in the Sauber. The worst car on the grid.

well

except the created team, pellegrini and cordeel finished 6 laps down

[quaint hare]

just to show. Sainz in the worst car is p6 in quali in austria. Max is 11th and Charles is 18th

[keen brook]

Pietro's 1st FP1, Shwartzman replaced Sainz in FP1 at Ferrari, Drugovich replaced Stroll in FP1 at Aston Martin, A. Al Qubaisi replaced Tsunoda in FP1 at RB, Minì replaced Gasly in FP1 at Alpine, Sztuka replaced Verstappen in FP1 at Red Bull, Iwasa replaced Ricciardo in FP1 at RB, Bearman replaced Leclerc in FP1 at Ferrari, O'Ward replaced Piastri in FP1 at McLaren and Martins replaced Ocon in FP1 at Alpine.

[fallow breach]

Belgium sees an Aston Martin 1-2, Albon P1 and Stroll P2, then Gasly P3. Sainz in P6 took FL.

Summer shutdown title standings

[keen brook]

Albon dominance may bore fans.

[fallow breach]

fr

4 winners in the first 5 races made me think it was gonna be close but noooo

[quaint hare]

im torn between staying at Audi or Switching to Vodsfone Mclaren

Mclaren has the best chassis and durability, better engine and aero idk

And theyre 3rd in performance

[fallow breach]

heres the r&d progression up to monza (15/24)

[quaint hare]

audi is 6th

fuck it

ill change

car

[fallow breach]

where

[fallow breach]

its a WET GP IN MONZA??

[primal drift]

overdoing it a bit in the weight saving

[fallow breach]

albon wins, mclaren 2-3 (Piastri ahead of ocon)

[quaint hare]

also me and bottas switched

I HATW THESE BOLLARDS

[fallow breach]

WHAT

HOW MANY TIMES NOW

[fallow breach]

Leclerc-Stroll was the front row in Baku S5

And who wins... Hamilton?

and he got fastest lap as well?

Leclerc was 5th from pole

Sainz finished P4, ahead of him, from 6th.

Red Bulls were 6-8, Max P6, Lando P8, and the McLarens were 9-10 with Ocon P9.

[frozen thunder]

its good to be back

i forgot that i didnt remove the renault sponsor on the wing

im gonna have to do that afterward

[quaint hare]

eh. I stopped counting after 23

The two Red, Black, Grey teams

[fallow breach]

so 23+

[quaint hare]

yes

considering it just happened again

[frozen thunder]

despite being 85 rated lewis is still faster than a 90 rated oscar

very exciting

i like this lineup i have

hampastry as m4x said

[quaint hare]

Me and Ricciardo are fightinh for the lead. Hes in an Audi and im in a Mclaren

the aufi is the 6th fastest car

The audi is good in france

wait. A german car. Fast in france

[keen brook]

Going into the qualifying, Kevin and Nico need now their 2nd engine and Nico his 2nd gearbox.

[fallow breach]

Sainz wins in Singapore over Verstappen and Albon.

[keen brook]

Kevin went wide.

thankfully no damage on the car

Nico and Kevin equal times in Q1, lol

[keen brook]

Japan qualifying result of my making all my favorite drivers champions career (part 1 Haas)

starting grid for the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

[floral apex]

hello

[fallow breach]

hello

who wins the sprint in the us?

albon again

[quaint hare]

Hello

[quaint hare]

Wtf am i getting?

Same here

[fallow breach]

Stroll was P1 in quali, took a 5 place penalty and then finished P7 from P6. Hamilton who inherited pole DNFed 💀

[quaint hare]

Lap 2. its starting to rain

[floral apex]

Apparentlt everyone else also took a 22 place grid penalty so it all stayed normal

[quaint hare]

Norris does what he does best
got overtaken by both williams

[quaint hare]

glitch in f1 24

i currently am on my 6th ES,CE 10th gearbox and 9th everything else

[keen brook]

hi

[floral apex]

i just noticed
Does the f1 game have pit lane starts

[keen brook]

nope

[quaint hare]

no

[keen brook]

Another thing Frontier is ahead of Codies.

Frontier casually drops that in an update and Codies can't even put it into a new game.

[quaint hare]

Frontier made f1 manager right?

[keen brook]

yes

[floral apex]

because clesrly theyre too busy working on f1 world

[keen brook]

Yeah, bringing a live service into a game that just simply doesn't work with a live service.

Well, with the race replays and race moments even Frontier had some kind of live service.

I don't really play them but they're a nice addition.

[floral apex]

but i mean at least frontier's been actively adding new features to the main mode
i don't think theres been an update to those since launch

[keen brook]

Strategies are for Kevin , for Nico .

Well, they need to get added.

race by race

They can't be pre-made.

[floral apex]

i mean other than that obviously

[primal drift]

I remember in f1 23 they added race replays

I think it was after the season was over though

[keen brook]

straight up copied from Frontier

[primal drift]

also f1 world would be better with more cars

[keen brook]

Yeah, that's why such kind of live services work really well with arcade racers but not with the F1 games.

As there aren't F1 cars that can get regularly added.

[primal drift]

if it was like Forza/Gran Turismo, but F1 maybe

[floral apex]

F1 25: GT Edition!

[quaint hare]

Honestly. i like f1 manager the features way more. now we need a version of it where we can drive ourselves. EA isnt doing that bad but it could be better

[edgy sluice]

what's a good open world driving game for PS5

[fallow breach]

albon is on pole in mexico in the sim save im doing

[primal drift]

I think frontier would have to completely revamp their physics

[quaint hare]

yeah. the crash physics are just shit

[floral apex]

yeah cuz frontier's physics are built for the f1 manager ai

[quaint hare]

and it looks weird from onboard

[fallow breach]

Russell is going to retire after the season.

[quaint hare]

VSC because verstappen retired

[keen brook]

It's lights out and away we go!

[primal drift]

clearly from the Gran Turismo school of crashing

[quaint hare]

we need beamng crash physics :)

[primal drift]

where cars just bounce off each other

[keen brook]

Nico light floor damage

[fallow breach]

Albon P1 from Verstappen and Leclerc in the race

[floral apex]

f1 manager also has better race control than the codies game
i mean why would someone retiring off the side of the track not cause a VSC

[keen brook]

And it was even Kevin who forced him off the track.

[quaint hare]

That literally just happened in my f1 24 belgium race

[keen brook]

crash

Gasly locked up into Sargeant.

Gasly terminal damage, Sargeant light damage

Gasly gets a 5 second time penalty.

Sargeant and Gasly front wing damage

Sargeant still light damage

[quaint hare]

Drs failed

i dont think i need it

[keen brook]

Albon locked up.

[ancient tulip]

1:06,8 good on Brazil?

[keen brook]

almost into Bottas

2.622 for Nico

[quaint hare]

ocon dotd

[floral apex]

It wouldnt be enabled anyway lol

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Ricciardo

[quaint hare]

it was

[floral apex]

oh

Thats about as random of a result as an Alpine 1-2 in Bahrain

[quaint hare]

THIS IS 100 AI

ONE HUNDRET

and i gained 3 seconds per lap becuse of rain

25% race

11 laps

[keen brook]

2.969 for Kevin

Stroll spun into the wall.

Stroll out

[quaint hare]

im starting a 24 sim career

[keen brook]

Sargeant spun into the wall.

Sargeant out

[quaint hare]

name of the team:

carboxymethylcellulose

[keen brook]

under the VSC lol

[keen brook]

2.705 for Nico

pit stop issue for Kevin

7.750

[fallow breach]

Top 3 in the sprint in Sao Paulo was Albon, Sainz and Ocon... and stroll retired from sprint pole wow.

[keen brook]

Gasly now only light damage

pit stop issue for Piastri

[quaint hare]

i simulated the race and gotz p17 in the worst cra

[floral apex]

yeah pole is a curse for everyone but Albon

[keen brook]

Due to Gasly's penalty the damage wasn't visible until the next pit stop.

But good to know F1 Manager has that as well that a VSC can become a SC if another crash under the VSC happens.

[floral apex]

i'm pretty sure i got that in suzuka once

[keen brook]

I got that now as well.

[floral apex]

Tsunoda crashed and brought out the VSC

[keen brook]

in Suzuka

[floral apex]

And then someone else crashed at the exact same corner upgrading it to a SC

[keen brook]

Stroll spun in turn 13 into the wall, VSC, under VSC Sargeant spun into the wall in turn 9, SC.

[floral apex]

Both of mine happened at turn 9

They crashed at the exact same corner

[keen brook]

lol

[floral apex]

Rip that barrier

[quaint hare]

He is ready to fight for that 8th wdc

[fallow breach]

the curse is put onto sainz in sao paulo

[floral apex]

I actually wasn't aware of the second crash until i got the replay

[fallow breach]

Ferrari front row, Gasly P3.

[keen brook]

same

[floral apex]

i thought they just upgraded the VSC to an SC due to the nature of the first crash

[keen brook]

Whilst I saw from Stroll's crash live the gravel flying around there in Kevin's onboard.

[floral apex]

Another thing the f1 game is lacking is AI pit lane retirements

It happens all the time in F1M, a retirement on track is rare

[keen brook]

New strategies are for Kevin , for Nico .

yeah

[floral apex]

flashback to that Dutch GP i did where alonso lost his engine at the final corner and coasted down the straight to retire at turn 1

like what

[keen brook]

Irl you get with most car issues into the pits.

Only engine failures need to end more on-track.

As irl you barely get a failing engine back into the pits.

mechanical issue for Ricciardo

mechanical issue for Kevin

gearbox issue

Albon went wide.

[vast wedge]

he’s just standing there

MENACINGLY

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Ricciardo

Kevin's gearbox issue is fixed.

Ocon went wide.

[fallow breach]

Russell wins the Sao Paulo GP from Leclerc and Sainz

[floral apex]

finally someone whos not named albon

[quaint hare]

Uhm

[keen brook]

Japan race result of my making all my favorite drivers champions career (part 1 Haas)

current championship standings

[floral apex]

Teammates stick together

[fallow breach]

yuki outqualified russell and both vcarbs in a sauber 💀

[red wadi]

BBC Sport: Arthur Cambleforth ‘won’t stay in F3 for long’ says ART team boss
The Frenchman said he doubts that Arthur will stay in F3 for long, but doesn’t want Arthur in the 2025 ART line-up for F2. That mostly being due to the line-up already being confirmed

[quaint hare]

Oh god

Mid season changes

[fallow breach]

hmmm does arthur go back to pellegrini?

[keen brook]

Japan pit stops of my making all my favorite drivers champions career (part 1 Haas)

[fallow breach]

how insane can these possibly be

[keen brook]

current DHL fastest pit stop award standings

[quaint hare]

Alonso-RB
Perez-Aston
Ricciardo-Red Bull
Sargent-RB
Tsunoda-Williams

[red wadi]

Arthur is an opportunist, so who knows

[fallow breach]

they are crazy, except for Tsunoda to williams, that's already happened for me in the xenon save

[keen brook]

I once had this grid mid-season in F1 23:
Red Bull: Hamilton, Pérez
Ferrari: Verstappen, Leclerc
Mercedes: Bottas, Russell
Alpine: Sainz, Gasly
McLaren: Alonso, Norris
Alfa Romeo: Zhou, de Vries
Aston Martin: Stroll, Ocon
Haas: Magnussen, Hülkenberg
AlphaTauri: me, Tsunoda
Williams: Albon, Sargeant
Free Agent: Piastri

[fallow breach]

POLE IS A CURSE.

Albon wins from P5, Verstappen 2nd and Norris 3rd

[quaint hare]

Excuse me

[fallow breach]

you what 😭😭

[floral apex]

Finally
Ricciardo to Red Bull

[fallow breach]

sauber 4-5 is crazy

[fallow breach]

Red Bull double podium, theyre clearly in a better place than S4

[floral apex]

Most random top 10 ever

Except for lewis and max

[fallow breach]

what the hell is that vegas quali

[quaint hare]

yes

[fallow breach]

another yuki masterclass to be 13th on the grid

williams 3-4 with sargeant p3

it seems to be pretty common that williams are good in vegas in this game

[quaint hare]

WHAT IS THID WUALI

[fallow breach]

pole is still a curse, lando finally takes his first win for red bull in his 2nd season with them, then sainz and Verstappen

[red wadi]

F3 R1 results
Race 1: 4th
Race 2: 2nd

WHAT. A. DEBUT.

Just shows he was kinda wasted potential last season

[quaint hare]

3 races left

but norris man. dnf, 1st, 2nd or 15th

and my game crasahed

[fallow breach]

I tell a lie there, its landos 3rd season at red bull

2 races to go

[floral apex]

Albon completely dominated

[spring cedar]

Bro, why the FUCK the champagne bottle is flying?!

[quaint hare]

going iunto the fuinal race

[red wadi]

CNN: Arthur Cambleforth dodges sticky situation
The 20 year old has avoided a sticky situation by not showing up to his friend’s party in Miami, instead ART wanted him in the paddock. The MPD later released a statement regarding the party, Arthur said he cut all ties with said friend

F3 R2 results
Race 1: DNF
Race 2: 4th

[floral apex]

Ghost driver

[spring cedar]

👻 👻 👻

[fallow breach]

"where p3"

[quaint hare]

Magnussen retired, Stroll to Haas, ricciardo to sauber, Hauger to red bull

Car

[fallow breach]

Piastri has sprint pole in Qatar

putting the car in carboxymethylcellulose

[floral apex]

damn

[fallow breach]

who the hell was his friend

[floral apex]

It got so bad they needed to call in the police department of montgomery county, maryland

[fallow breach]

...to miami

[floral apex]

its totally not a distance of 1500 km

[red wadi]

Shit wrong pd

Wait is Miami just the MPD?

[floral apex]

miami's just MPD lol

[red wadi]

Arthur will tell some stuff later, when more is known

[keen brook]

damn

That's crazy.

[floral apex]

Bro dodged more than a bullet

He dodged an entire cannonball

[fallow breach]

dodged an intercontinental ballistic missile

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

based on what we know we can imply there were probably some beer bottles thrown

[fallow breach]

you'll never guess who won the sprint in qatar

[keen brook]

Logan

[floral apex]

the thai guy alex albon?!?!?

[fallow breach]

that one thai driver

so obviously tasanapol inthraphuvasak- no, no of course its albon

i almost completely forgot how to spell his name and i forgot whether he was thai

google search after sending, yep he is

[floral apex]

i was literally about to make that joke but i had some trouble finding him

I went to the fking f1 manager 2024 website

[keen brook]

I was about to say the same.

[fallow breach]

great minds think alike my friends

[fallow breach]

oh btw your goat got p4 in gp qualifying

[keen brook]

nice

[fallow breach]

piastri's on pole again for the full gp

....guess that means alex is gonna win

could be max, hes p2 on the grid

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth on X
So turns out my life long friend who I can’t name has been dealing with some funny substances, he funded the party with “illegal” money and apparently the British police really want this guy. I personally apologise in the name of the city of Grimsby for this guy, see you guys in Italy

[fallow breach]

yuki on the first page of qualifying yet again in a sauber btw, p14

[floral apex]

bros ex-friend is an international fugitive

[fallow breach]

thats wild

lets see who wins in qatar

wait

Piastri actually held on??

[floral apex]

Probably Tasanapol Inthraphuvasak Alex Albon

[red wadi]

Arthur dodged more than a intercontinental ballistic missile😭🙏

[floral apex]

he dodged an entire 100km-wide asteroid

[fallow breach]

he dodged a prison sentence for association 😭

funny how he managed to narrowly escape with his freedom from something that happened in america

[floral apex]

he's probably so damn thankful that ART needed him in the paddock that day

he's also probably thankful he's a racing driver in the first place

[fallow breach]

now hes gonna repay them for saving his ass by leaving

its gonna become the signature cambleforth thing

[red wadi]

Oh yeah he is for sure

[floral apex]

"Racing duties saving me from a lifetime prison sentence"

[fallow breach]

hes gonna get saved from the brink of death/danger by a team then thank them by leaving

wait

no

team

[red wadi]

Pellegrini: ditches
Cambleforth: repays teams by leaving

[fallow breach]

ditch

[floral apex]

yeah lol i wad about to say "is he gonna almost get hit by a tram?"

Pellegrini: drives into ditches
Cambleforth: ditches his team(s)

[fallow breach]

romeo ditches the car, arthur ditches the team

[red wadi]

Banger “about me” frfr

[fallow breach]

insane dad lore fr

[red wadi]

fr

Remember, if PM stopped supporting bro he probably was at the party

[fallow breach]

Championship standings after Qatar

that constructors fight 🔥

3, maybe even 4 ways for p2 🔥🔥

[red wadi]

🔥 🔥

[floral apex]

arthur in a nutshell

[fallow breach]

whats with the haas in the back

[floral apex]

pellegrini reference

I forgot to remove it

[fallow breach]

fair

[red wadi]

[red wadi]

Pellegrini drove a VF-19 into a ditch during a test run

[fallow breach]

Where will George Russell place in his final race in F1? - he's retiring after S5 - and who will claim pole?

[keen brook]

penalty points after the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix:
Gasly 1 (+1)

[fallow breach]

pole: osc

[floral apex]

imagine being the first on the list

[fallow breach]

russell's final quali is P7

[fallow breach]

Albon's P10

[floral apex]

hes still gonna find a way to win

[fallow breach]

Verstappen got outqualified by Pourchaire in a Haas.

Théo P12, Max P13

[keen brook]

championship fight after the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

[floral apex]

i like how each red bull and ferrari are on opposite ends of the pie chart

[keen brook]

yeah lol

[red wadi]

WHAT DA HELL

[fallow breach]

pole is a curse volume 12

hamilton wins the abu dhabi gp

[red wadi]

Biggest comeback ever

[fallow breach]

Norris and Piastri complete the podium

[red wadi]

F3 R3 results
Race 1: 22nd > 2nd
Race 2: 2nd > 1st

[fallow breach]

twenty seceth

[floral apex]

22th

[red wadi]

Frick

[fallow breach]

and you literally wrote "2nd" twice else that message

why does adding another 2 suddenly change it

[red wadi]

Bro is currently 3rd in the championship, bro should NOT have been in AF4 last season

[red wadi]

Yeah idk

My brain just lagged

[fallow breach]

and tasalexpol inthralbon finished p5

[fallow breach]

in that abu dhabi gp in my sim save btw

[floral apex]

lmao

[fallow breach]

lmal

inthraphuvasalex

wait what

hold up

[floral apex]

22th quote of the month

[fallow breach]

it said russell was retiring

and now hes still on the market but ocon isnt

[floral apex]

The f1 game retirenent systen has been breaking recently

I saw two retirement notices in my save but none of them happened

[fallow breach]

So heres the rundown

it was Ocon that retired
That sends Zhou to McLaren
Hauger goes to VCARB
And Enzo Fittipaldi comes in at Haas.

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

S5 constructors title

[red wadi]

Nah Cambleforth absolutely cooked his rivals (he accidentally shunted them off track)

[floral apex]

aston martin red bulled tjat

[fallow breach]

no sprints on the s6 calendar

16 race calendar

[red wadi]

I tried a 3 wide move, forgot Austria’s turn 2 doesn’t really like that and shunted P1 and P2 off track and they had to retire😭 😭

[fallow breach]

bahrain, jeddah, Australia, Japan, Imola, Monaco, Spain, Silverstone, Hungary, Belgium, Monza, Baku, Portugal, Vegas and Abu Dhabi

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth to be sponsored by Red Bull
Arthur Cambleforth will be sponsored by Red Bull but stays in the Sauber Academy, something extraordinary in the world of Formula racing

[fallow breach]

rate the team name guys

[floral apex]

Lmao perfect

[fallow breach]

lance choke

yes thats a 3 way tie for p2

[floral apex]

Only lance would finish last in a 3 way tie

[floral apex]

Welcome back Red Bull Sauber

[red wadi]

Arthur Cambleforth’s special helmet for British GP
The helmet will include a silhouette of the Grimsby coastline and a Sauber x Red Bull logo on the sides, as well as the RedBull logo at front of his helmet becoming RedFish (referring to Grimsby’s fishing industry)

[fallow breach]

lets see who starts s6 on winning form in the sim save

[red wadi]

Let’s see if Arthur’s gonna cook

[floral apex]

When i searched up grimsby i got a town in Canada

[red wadi]

Updated it

[floral apex]

RedFish

[fallow breach]

POLE IS STILL A CURSE.

Zhou had pole for McLaren... Albon wins.

Stroll P2 and Verstappen P3

Fittipaldi P13 on debut

[red wadi]

Grimsby Times: poll shows 80% of Grimsby residents are proud of AC
Arthur Cambleforth has been “Grimsby’s most influential person, according to a poll by Grimsby Times. At least 80% of the residents feel proud of AC returning the town to the worldwide map

[quaint hare]

so you also decided to get a completely rediculous name. I love it

[fallow breach]

this seems familiar

many people in his home town proud of him??

[fallow breach]

the origins of 'inthraphuvasalbon'

[quaint hare]

insane

i just looked at how many letters could fit into the team name (22) and i chose that word

[red wadi]

Romeo -> home country
Arthur -> home town

[floral apex]

Red Fish

[red wadi]

Tbf Grimsby barely has sporting background

[red wadi]

Yeah this is exactly what bro put on his helmet 🔥 🔥

[quaint hare]

but i also eouldve loved to use

Hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzt

Donaudampfschiffsfahrtelektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

[floral apex]

or even Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu

[quaint hare]

i can type these long words without a typo but i cant type öerez oe alohatauri

[quaint hare]

do you know that of zhe top of your head?

[floral apex]

That should be your team name

oerez oe alohatauri

[quaint hare]

öerez

[fallow breach]

lake char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg

[floral apex]

That one place name in Wales

[fallow breach]

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[quaint hare]

or. Titin

the protein but the formula name

it has 189819 letters

[floral apex]

ngl red fish sounds like if a game wanted to make f1 content without a license

[fallow breach]

red fish vs meercedes for the world constructors chanimalionship bouta go crazy

[fallow breach]

well oscar gets pole in saudi arabia and wins

[red wadi]

Audi confirms Arthur Cambleforth for 2026 F1 lineup
Arthur Cambleforth will have enough points on his super license to join F1, Audi signed him alongside Valtteri Bottas

[quaint hare]

insane

[floral apex]

they gotta watch out for mclion and furrari tho

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

valterri

[floral apex]

You doubled the wrong letter

[fallow breach]

reminds me of the wave of "kimi raikonnen"

[red wadi]

The one time Sauber uses their academy they throw said driver in front of the bus

[fallow breach]

i even used to do it in my very early days of knowing about f1

[red wadi]

Watch Arthur finish 22nd in a 20 man championship now😭🙏

[floral apex]

max versttapen

lewis hammilton

[fallow breach]

lando nooris

[red wadi]

F3 R4 results
Race 1: 4th
Race 2: 1st

[fallow breach]

george ruuseel

[floral apex]

You made him dutch

[quaint hare]

the dutch love their doible vowels

[red wadi]

Yeah true

Arthur will reveal his number in 2 hours👀

[quaint hare]

there are then only 80 options

no

79

nope

78

2-99. so 98. 19 drivers then. 79. 17 is banned. 78

[red wadi]

Damn

[floral apex]

Well 77 cuz i dont think thr game would let him pick 24 even if Zhou was replaced

[red wadi]

77 yeah

[quaint hare]

which f1 game yoz usung?

23? 24?

[floral apex]

And 33 is automatically unavailable as well because it's Max's normal number

Reducing it further to 76

[quaint hare]

i took that into account

[red wadi]

23

[quaint hare]

by not including 1

[floral apex]

ah ok so 77 it is

Arthur does a Verstappen and skips F2

[red wadi]

Funnily enough 77 is unusable

[floral apex]

The number of numbers available =

[red wadi]

But he will probably flop harder than max in S1

[quaint hare]

nope. Less in game

f2 drivers

so like. Another 22 less

[red wadi]

That’s not predetermined iirc

[floral apex]

Which reduces it to if true

[red wadi]

Yeah

Welp, time for the final 3 races

And then the number reveal

[floral apex]

Considering hes starting at sauber, points would be a miracle

[red wadi]

Top 15 would be a miracle, i’m going to put the AI level 5 higher than I used for the Pellegrini save. Because AC skipped F2

I cooked a banger design but the app I use wants me to pay for screenshots 💀

[floral apex]

b r u h

[red wadi]

Greedy ahh developer

[keen brook]

AlphaTauri but it's from Hawaii.

[floral apex]

ey i made that joke already

[keen brook]

oh

I didn't even see that.

[floral apex]

this lol

[red wadi]

F3 R5/6/7 results

Round 5
Race 1: 14th
Race 2: 10th

Round 6
Race 1: 1st
Race 2: 3rd

Round 7
Race 1: 4th
Race 2: 2nd

Arthur Cambleforth ends 3rd in the standings

[quaint hare]

what about the 8 icon and 4 Esports driver?

[red wadi]

You can use their numbers

[floral apex]

simply lovely

[floral apex]

Yeah im pretty sure its only the 20 f1 driver numbers that you can't use off the start

[red wadi]

Audi logic:
The 3rd best in F3 should get a F1 seat because we want a young guy, plus he basically had a development year in Australia.

What can possibly go wrong?

[floral apex]

meanwhile audi in my save: lets just sign the ex-drivers of the reigning world champions! (aka my team)

[quaint hare]

okay. Let me calculate again. 77 with current f1 drivers

[keen brook]

Meanwhile Audi in my saves: Aren't even a thing.

[floral apex]

They exist in spirit only

[red wadi]

[quaint hare]

57

[red wadi]

Wait, I forgot I had a Toyota livery on the Alpines

[quaint hare]

only 20 f2 drivers are choosable for career

so guys. 57 numbers

[floral apex]

wrong team to be made into toyota

[dusk rampart]

Will there be a 25 ?

[red wadi]

I’m on 23 tbf

[red wadi]

[quaint hare]

ik

[red wadi]

Ah okay

[floral apex]

of course there is
Its EA we're talking about

[dusk rampart]

Tru

[red wadi]

Grimsby Town: Our number 68 is back!
Arthur Cambleforth will join the main team in training, later the squad will sign a jersey for him and he will host a M&G with the Grismby Academy!

Number 68 is the number he used when he was in the Grimsby Academy himself by the way

[floral apex]

i wouldnt be surprised if he chose that for f1

Grimsbleforth

[red wadi]

[quaint hare]

wait. Ill list every choosable number in f1 23. total 77

5-9,12,13,15,19,21,25,26,28-30,32,34-43,45-54,56-62,64-76,78-80,82-99

[quaint hare]

@red wadi

[red wadi]

Aight cheers

[fallow breach]

guess what

pole is STILL a curse

Piastri pole -> DNF

...in Australia

Verstappen wins, Norris P2.

Gasly P3

[floral apex]

wow what a top 3

[fallow breach]

red bull 1-2, williams p3

albon was p4 for aston and zhou was 5th for mclaren

i don't think it'll surprise you or anyone to know Albon is in the lead of the championship

Yuki's been trending upwards in his Sauber tho

🇧🇭 15th
🇸🇦 13th
🇦🇺 11th

is this the time for home points in a sauber??

[keen brook]

Nico got light floor damage.

[floral apex]

he did

[keen brook]

Then Stroll spun into the wall and out of the race.

[floral apex]

rip stroll

[red wadi]

Turn the AC to 68 degrees
Arthur Cambleforth will race with number 68 in Formula 1, he will reveal his driver logo later today.

[floral apex]

damn 68 degrees thats hot
farenheit/celsius pun

[red wadi]

🔥

[fallow breach]

literally

[keen brook]

Then under that VSC Sargeant spun into the wall and out of the race.

Then there was an issue with removing the front right tire at Kevin's pit stop.

[floral apex]

But damn 20°C is still fairly warm for an AC
Its winter here and our thermostat's set to 21.5°C

[keen brook]

And then there was an issue with the jacks at Piastri's pit stop.

[red wadi]

AC puns aplenty

[floral apex]

AC is also Air Canada

[keen brook]

Assetto Corsa

[floral apex]

Bro should get sponsored by assetto corsa

if arthur cambleforth got sponsored by an AC company, assetto corsa and air canada: AC AC AC AC

Even better if said AC company was called smth like Atlantic Coast AC
Then it'd ba ACAC AC AC AC

[quaint hare]

my team went theough a rebrand

well. Not really. Anyways

Meet Ancient Amazon GP

[fallow breach]

Current Red Bull drivers championship positions (sim save)
bracketed number is the races in the season contested so far.

(only way i could create 33 bc i dont wanna use 1 for max - thats incorrect in this case):
S1 (24): 2nd, 436pts, 13W, 14P
S2 (24): 7th, 162pts, 0W, 4P
S3 (16): 3rd, 188pts, 0W, 5P
S4 (16): 13th, 17pts, 0P
S5 (24): 6th, 216pts, 0W, 8P
S6 (3): 2nd, 44pts, 1W, 2P

:
S1 (24): 4th, 268pts, 1W, 10P
S2 (24): 6th, 180pts, 1W, 4P
S3 (16): 5th, 137pts, 0W, 3P
S4 (16): 14th, 9pts
S5 (24): 7th, 190pts, 1W, 3P
S6 (3): 4th, 30pts, 0W, 1P

s4 was a blip for red bull

[quaint hare]

got 9 durability upgrades incoming

1 minor. 4 major. 4 ultimate

[red wadi]

Arthur is cooked, my guy wrecked the 2024 car after 3 turns💀🙏

[floral apex]

Pellegrini moment

[quaint hare]

Mazepin Moment

[floral apex]

My boy was raised right from his time at PM

[red wadi]

😭 🙏

[fallow breach]

i have to say, yuki moving to sauber for s3 in my save has to be among the worst moves for a career.

In 3 seasons and 3 races, he has scored no points.

but in s4, the team he ditched for sauber were 3rd and 5th in the drivers championship, and 2nd in the constructors championship

but yeah, the question now is can Tsunoda finally score a point for Sauber in Japan?

15-13-11 trend so far

[floral apex]

If the pattern is right then he'll go 9-7-5-3-1-21-19-17-15-13-11-9-7 for the rest of the season

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if the pattern holds

but lets be real

Can anyone expect a sauber win?

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The pattern reverses at 9

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or better yet it doesnt get to 9

It goes 15-13-11-13-15-13-11-13-15-13-11-13-15-13-11

then he wins the finale by 3 minutes for fun

"yeahhh i was just holding back my true ability" ahh theory

YUKI QUALIFIED P9

HE'S HALFWAY THERE

[floral apex]

living on a prayer

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sainz is on pole

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bon jonoda

bonki jonoda

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guess that means someone else is gonna win

although oscar went pole to victory in jeddah in round 2

lets see then

yuki got a penalty nooooo

he started p19

finished p16

wait nissany got fl in an alpine, 1 lap down??

[floral apex]

Hes restarting the pattern on the even numbers this time

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McLaren 1-2, Piastri wins from Zhou.

Leclerc P3

Sainz was 8th from pole 💀

yuki is the definition of "close but no cigar"

[quaint hare]

wtf

Vips got Pole

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14th in the championship, highest without points

Finished 11th in Australia

Qualified 9th, in the points, but had that taken from him by a grid penalty

[quaint hare]

vips got pole in only his 13th race

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yoooo

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Yuki decided to restart the pattern but this time on the even numbered positions

15-13-11-16-14-12

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How much red bull did you give your R&D team

[quaint hare]

15k points

[balmy rover]

what the

[quaint hare]

Surprisingly. None failed

Maxed out Car

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damn

[floral apex]

the xenon experience

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time for the formula 1 msc cruises gran premio del made in italy e dell'emilia-romagna

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ready for the crashout when the team falls to 8th in the performance comparison but it's still maxed

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Verstappen has pole and Albon is alongside

[floral apex]

Italians have two sides:

• gran premio del made in italy e dell'emilia romagna
• gran premio d'italia

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gran pemio

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and yuki is p12 on the grid

pole is still a curse

YUKI FINISHED P14 FROM 12TH

the pattern's still on 😭

Leclerc wins in Imola

...max p8 from pole

Albon and Russell complete the podium

[red wadi]

I think i’ll start with F1 tomorrow (if I have time)

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monaco time

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imagine if they brought back the german gp but it was some ridiciulous name like Großer Preis von Made in Germany und Baden-Württemberg

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what the hell is that spelling of ridiculous btw

[quaint hare]

Grosser Preis von Hockenheim made in Nordrhein-westfalen made in germany

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Albon has pole in monaco

Russell is P2

[red wadi]

Angel Evans on Instagram
Wow, just woke up to the news that the person I love the most just made it to F1. So proud of you Arthur and man please tell Audi that they should allow you to come to Shanghai. I really hope those F1 cars won’t make me sit in front of my tv full with stress btw.

Annie Cambleforth on Facebook
Arthur you made it! From losing the ability to walk to F1, congrats son and we’re ready to cheer you on from Blundell Park!

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i misread annie as arthur somehow

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Imagine if they ran both the Madrid and Barcelona circuits but the Barcelona one got demoted to "Gran Premio del Made in Spain y Cataluña"

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what the fuck

20/20 vision btw

[red wadi]

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guess who won in monaco

[floral apex]

Guess it was you being used to seeing "Arthur" before the word "Cambleforth"

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fast typing struggles??

[quaint hare]

i also got fast txping strzggels

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so your brain did some weird association when you saw "A____ Cambleforth"

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cambledoerh

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thats honestlt so real

[red wadi]

Justin Cambleforth on X
Man my broski made it, yo dumbass should’ve went to F3 instead of Aussie F4 though. Anyways cheers lad and wish ya the best of lucky. Your brother

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the most australian/british of them messages

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^

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how big is his family tho

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the thai guy?

[red wadi]

He has 2 more sisters

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ding x3

[red wadi]

But they only appear later in the lore

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pole is a curse unless your name is alex albon (or Oscar Piastri this season as well apparently)

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nah it gave oscar an exception

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did alex adopt him and give him thai heritage or something

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the second time oscar's been adopted

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and the oscar goes to.. thailand to meet his 32nd family!

[red wadi]

So 4 kids

Bro is the youngest of the bunch btw

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piastri-leclerc to piastri-albon

pialbon

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bros name by the end of his careers gonna be like piastri-leclerc-verstappen-alonso-hamilton-hulkenberg-albon-russell-sainz

ive been on a bit of a hiatus from f1 games lately

partly because im still in shock from achieving a 1-2 in the alpine

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oscar piastri-norris-verstappen-lawson-tsunoda-hadjar-leclerc-hamilton-sainz-albon-hulkenberg-bortoleto-alonso-stroll-ocon-bearman-russell-antonelli-gasly-doohan

[quaint hare]

i just started a race.

Crofty: We should talk
Silence

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bros gonna get adopted by drivers younger than him

[red wadi]

One more lore drop today👀

[thorn hollow]

https://youtu.be/zmXU9RbRGG4?si=AIzPgRR4BKm9zaWp

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i think i saw that one

[thorn hollow]

Just watching it

[floral apex]

I once found a glitch that lets you drive in the pit lane
All i did was go into replay mode just before entering the pits, switch camera to a car on track, and then hit flashback
and somehow i got free drive in the pit lane before the turn in

[thorn hollow]

Back in the Day, Commentator also does used during Sony F1 Era

I think that was F1 Championship

[red wadi]

F1 05 sadly doesn’t have that

[thorn hollow]

Big Disappointed for Sony then

Nekrews also mention in the Video about Better Handling

Something more than the New Handling that was came from EA Sports WRC

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seriously being able to custom select the order of races would be INCREDIBLE

also the ability to toggle sprints for each

russell got pole in canada (2024 moment)

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...finished p6

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Crazy how a mod for f1 manager does a better job at calendar custamization than the base game itself and the codies f1 game

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Lando Norris wins for the 2nd time at Red Bull and the 4th time in (this) career (save)

[red wadi]

Wait I just realised

[thorn hollow]

It's almost feels like the New Regulations in 2025 Season, Qualifying Contingencies where Driver Starting Grid is being determine by the Stewards

[red wadi]

Some people on X will not trust Arthur even if it depends on their family or smth😭🙏

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Leclerc P2, and that one thai guy is p3

[red wadi]

Since bro was 1 person away from the bad side😭 😭

[floral apex]

bro was one team appointment away from going to jail

[fallow breach]

it was that appointment or no hopes of basically any career anywhere

[red wadi]

ART secretly knew something was up or smth