f1-games

[floral apex]

For both messages above that

[fallow breach]

fucking knew it

[red wadi]

Especially with PM joining MotoGP

[fallow breach]

HOW DID THEY OVERTAKE OSCAR IN THE FIRST STINT?? im not even mad about them passing for the podium bc it was softs (mclaren) vs mediums (oscar)

BUT HOW

[red wadi]

Watch them sign some random ahh guy who races in like Super 1000 (second class of BSB)

[fallow breach]

THEY WERE ON MEDIUMS, HOW WERE THEY LAPPING A SECOND A LAP QUICKER THAN OSCAR ON SOFTS?!

[red wadi]

MotoGP on Bluesky
2036, note it down.

[fallow breach]

but honestly im sticking to the result

So it was Norris from Bearman then Piastri, Russell, Verstappen, Stroll, Perez, Daruvala, Tsunoda and Leclerc.

[quaint hare]

remember season 1 of my simulation career?

[fallow breach]

literally dp the last stretch of races

[red wadi]

This could mean two things, they’re announcing a new track or PMMGP is joining in ‘36

[fallow breach]

tbh im gonna sim sao paulo

Dry SQ + S
Dry beginning wet end GPQ
Dry beginning, 2 wet spells mid and end of GP

[quaint hare]

alright. Season 3 of my simulation career

jeddah

I have questions

[fallow breach]

And i'm doing full qualifying sessions

[fallow breach]

i too have questions for you

what the hell is that grid

[quaint hare]

its season 3

[fallow breach]

but seriously thats crazy

is that an alpine 1-2

[quaint hare]

Kmag and hulk were teammates in season 1 and 3. not in 2

in season 2 they were in mclaren and aston martin

[fallow breach]

aston martin for Piastri and Verstappen??

[quaint hare]

hulk got a podium in season 2

[red wadi]

Should I drop some big news (this time officially by Pellegrini Motorsport)

[quaint hare]

Yeah. Max dominated the 2nd half in season 2

with aston

[fallow breach]

hulk was p5 for ferrari in cota in my save but he was so close to the podium

[quaint hare]

alpnso also got 2 wins in season 1

and 3 podiums

still finished 8th

with 166 pointsä

why are all the customer teams (except haas) in front of their supplier

[fallow breach]

w for naming your custom team yeet

[quaint hare]

Has to name it something. And since im yeeting the car into the wall. Its fitting

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jey-uso-yeet-entrance-wwe-backlash-france-gif-5344785911794248515

[quaint hare]

also props to me for finishing 23rd in a season

[red wadi]

(He’s doing the yeet for all you non-WWE peeps)

[fallow breach]

Out in SQ1 in Sao Paulo:
Vesti
Hauger
Sargeant
Fittipaldi
Iwasa
Zhou

[fallow breach]

rookie numbers

[quaint hare]

Not joking

btw this was cuz of AI

[fallow breach]

three drivers who werent in at the start of 2028 entered at mid season

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport. MotoGP. A New Era.
31.06.34

[fallow breach]

Out in SQ2:
Perez
Russell
Hulkenberg
Pourchaire
Tsunoda
Hamilton

[quaint hare]

BRO PEREZ IS SHIT

[fallow breach]

DP takes sprint pole in Sao Paulo, then Norris, Bearman, Stroll, Piastri, Gasly, Verstappen, Daruvala, Leclerc and Martins.

[red wadi]

Yeah, y’all gotta wait at least a week for the official announcement 😈

[fallow breach]

The sprint in Sao Paulo is taken by Lando Norris. Bearman is P2 then DP, Piastri, Daruvala, Martins and Russell.

Out in Q1:
Perez
Hauger
Sargeant
Fittipaldi
Zhou
Iwasa

damn bruh checo cant escape q1 exits

Piastri out in Q2!

Bearman, Stroll, Martins, Pourchaire and Daruvala join him.

DP will have pole for the Sao Paulo Grand Prix. Norris is P2 then Hamilton, Leclerc, Gasly, Verstappen, Russell, Hulkenberg, Vesti and Tsunoda.

[harsh pendant]

The stroll hit my car😭

[quaint hare]

Zhou won

[fallow breach]

Zhou?

[quaint hare]

Zhou

[fallow breach]

Zhou?

[quaint hare]

zhou

[fallow breach]

what events transpired for THAT to happen

to be fair he is in a McLaren

but damn

I've only just noticed, Stroll is in Merc?!

[quaint hare]

Mclaren is slower than aston

max is in aston

[quaint hare]

yup

[fallow breach]

speaking of max

where max

[quaint hare]

aston

[fallow breach]

position in race? dnf?

[quaint hare]

yep

[fallow breach]

damn

[red wadi]

Alright time to drop some hints

[quaint hare]

also oscar has either stood on the podium or dnfed so far

Leclerc is switching top teams

ferrari to redbull to mclaren

[fallow breach]

WE ARE NOT THAT MUCH SLOWER THAN MCLAREN TF YOU MEAN

[quaint hare]

you are

reminds me of the perez win in japan season 1

lapped 4th place 2 times

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport signs 2 time MotoAmerica champion
Lukajovic Grezich joins Pellegrini Motorsport but will continue racing for Lenovo Ducati until 2036, the Serbian is a 2 time MotoAmerica champion and has been linked to multiple MotoGP teams

[fallow breach]

I WAS ON POLE AND I DID A ONE STOPPER?!

[quaint hare]

btw. Perez got wind damage on first lap that race

[fallow breach]

HOW DID THEY BEAT ME BY 50 SECONDS

[quaint hare]

youre just shit

skill issue

[floral apex]

thats a bit harsh

[quaint hare]

sorry

[floral apex]

man went from winning like 10 races in a row to this

[fallow breach]

wasnt 10 in a row

it was 11 of the first 13

[quaint hare]

yeah well verstappened dnfed in the last 14 races 13 times in season 1

[fallow breach]

that is his trophy cabinet for this season.

"skill issue"?

[quaint hare]

Monza?

[fallow breach]

monza was a dnf it was classified as p21 bc it was the penultimate lap

[quaint hare]

ah

so dnf or podium

[fallow breach]

yep

[quaint hare]

btw marc has a special message when you win every race

of a season

[red wadi]

It’s so obvious they joining MotoGP, mf’s trynna pretend ahit didn’t get leaked by some random ahh Slovakian newspaper 😭 🙏

[fallow breach]

the game was genuinely bugging at midseason

in like silverstone and spa the crofty win message said "and with it the championship is secure"

like bro its literally the 12th and 13th round no it isnt secure

hamilton has 104 poles in his career

dp in this save has 89

[quaint hare]

No fucking way

piastri won

from p 22

[fallow breach]

also that gap is surely not 51 seconds in a race

[floral apex]

Maybe to Sauber it is

[fallow breach]

literally gabriel bortoleto in monza 2024 f2 feature

you know which teams thats about

[quaint hare]

he can win from p22. But not from pole

i did not start this race

i simulated it

max is on another dnf streak

[fallow breach]

Of course

[quaint hare]

3 this time

4 in the last 5 races

[fallow breach]

Championships after Sao Paulo:
[Xe] DP 422
[Xe] Piastri 350
Norris 319
Bearman 275
Verstappen 123

[Xe] 772
594
170
169
139

[quaint hare]

just put 🟣 instrad of Xe

[fallow breach]

pack your things oscar, youre off to free agency or whatever team picks you at this rate

[quaint hare]

Or 🩷

max got 66 focus. Lol

piastri got 77

all others got more than 95

[fallow breach]

ugh Portugal is gonna have to be a sim

i accidentally started quali instead of changing the session length

[quaint hare]

MID SEASON DRIVER CHANGES

LOGAN TO ASTON

[fallow breach]

DAMN

[quaint hare]

MAX TO FERRARI

some rookie to williams

logan podium in his first race for a top team?

nope

[fallow breach]

what was the name?

[quaint hare]

p12

our chair

pourchaire

[fallow breach]

ah right

theo pourchaire in williams is decently interesting

[quaint hare]

but he started p20

OH

DIDNT NOTICE

LAWSON WIN

[fallow breach]

LAWSON

[quaint hare]

yup

he in merc

[fallow breach]

meanwhile in Portugal in xdpu Piastri just got outqualified by stroll again 😔

and talking about Pourchaire hes p8 in quali

[floral apex]

i was considering intentionally DNFing in singapore but a simmed P12 ended up being a better option

[fallow breach]

Piastri p6

i can just feel the anger at mclaren getting another 1-2 from a mile away

but i have to sim

bc i left the session length on full

what the fuck.

yes

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport will not join any new series until 2040 as per Romeo Pellegrini

[quaint hare]

cant be bad

[fallow breach]

the mclaren 1-2

norris p1, bearman p2

Piastri beat DP to P3.

[quaint hare]

leclerc leads the wdc

[fallow breach]

DP is somehow 31 seconds behind Norris

the car is NOT THAT SLOW

also how did STROLL get fastest lap

[quaint hare]

he did a rain at turkey moment

[fallow breach]

completely dry gp

[quaint hare]

NOOOO

HULK IS RETIRING

[fallow breach]

NOOOOOOO

[red wadi]

No F1 until potentially 2040😭🙏

[quaint hare]

wait

shit

i can finish 24th this season

[fallow breach]

i think i might let that ultimatum happen

maybe

So it's Norris from Bearman and Piastri. DP P4 for his first non podium finish of the season, then Stroll, Daruvala, Verstappen, Martins, Russell and Pourchaire.

[fallow breach]

DP leads the championship with 434

[floral apex]

Ferrari 2025 race suit recreated for F1 Manager

the driver names are just "scuderia ferrari"

[fallow breach]

bvblurkcon strikes again

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport cut ties with Avril Levange after social media incident
Pellegrini Motorsport have officially cut ties with Avril Levange, the 16 year old will lose her F3 seat and will NOT return to Slovakia. The sacking comes after an incident that happened on a IG live, that’s all PMS wants to say. The South African has been send back to her family and thus her room on the PMS Campus has been emptied out, Romeo will send her back on a private plane. Avril’s racing dreams are OVER

[quaint hare]

so

ocon won

logan p2

[fallow breach]

DAMN

[keen brook]

traditions

[floral apex]

mate got destroyed

[red wadi]

First sacking in PMS history

[quaint hare]

your goat won a race in my simulation craeer

[fallow breach]

damnnnn

[keen brook]

nice

[keen brook]

the GOAT

and Logan 2nd as well, very nice

[red wadi]

She got sacked and Romeo was like “yeah you’re not coming back”. only problem, PMS have 3 weeks to sign someone else in that F3 seat

[fallow breach]

i was just thinking what if they named formula 3 formula 3 because theres 3 drivers to a team

[red wadi]

It must’ve been something big because we know by now Romeo cares about his talent, Avril just got booted and will most likely never recover because she just lost any chance at training on a pro level

[fallow breach]

oh that Portuguese 3-4 seals a third consecutive constructors title for Xenon

[floral apex]

Singapore Q3:
"You're P10, 5th row on the grid, get back out there and set a good lap"

I was at T16 about to finish my flying lap with 10 seconds left in the session

[quaint hare]

STROLL P2

[fallow breach]

DAMN

[floral apex]

PM hasnt even started racing and they're already in a scandal

[quaint hare]

AND FASTEST KAP

ZHOU WIN FROM P11

[red wadi]

Well they had 1 WEC race

[fallow breach]

bruh were helpless

its so over for xenon

how

we're maxed

theyre all so close how

[floral apex]

F1 game R&D system making no sense as always

[quaint hare]

im doing OS auali for the first time to see how good the ai is

[fallow breach]

for some reason when it was VCARB top they'd finish like middle always, sometimes low points

now it's mclaren theyre all of a sudden simulating dominant 1-2s (THAT SHOULD BE XENON'S POSITION)

it has been all season and all through the last couple of seasons

its literally daylight robbery of performance

if i snub lando i bet oscar would go back to mclaren and dominantly take the title

[quaint hare]

well i didnt finish last

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport announce Avril Levange sacking reason
The 16 year old has allegedly taken performance enhancing supplements, something Romeo is heavily against. Avril turns 17 on the 5th of February but her openly showing it on IG Live was just stupid. Romeo Pellegrini said the following: “We are currently investigating if she actually used them but her owning performance enhancing supplements and her having it on campus goes against our believes, our rules and most importantly against her health. Avril Levange has been sacked no matter the result of the investigation. DO NOT USE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUPPLEMENTS.”

[quaint hare]

but this doesnt make it much better

[red wadi]

Romeo has no remorse when it comes to this stuff

[fallow breach]

Damnnn

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport will be stricter on checking their talent
Pellegrini Motorsport will enforce their rules stricter for their talent, Romeo Pellegrini has banned his talent from being on social media during work weeks. Is this too harsh or is this fair considering current circumstances?

[floral apex]

I mean he is still changing the world
Just this time being against doping

[quaint hare]

WHAT THE ACTUALY FUCK JUST HAPPENED

NUCO HULKENBERG WON A FUCKING RACE

ALBON IN THE ALPHA TAURI ON PODIUM

[floral apex]

Bro i think your save is on performance enhancing drugs

[quaint hare]

AND HE WON DOMINANTELY

HE LAPPED P3

AND WON BY NEARLY 30 SECONDS

[floral apex]

yeah your save is lost without a trace here

[quaint hare]

WITH THE FASTEST LAP BY HALF A SECOND

[red wadi]

Bro absolutely teared someone’s career apart just to show why you shouldn’t use doping, and since bro is crazy influential I can see other teams ignoring Avril even if she smh recovers

[red wadi]

It’s just 1 of the many rules tbf but is it too harsh?

[floral apex]

so this ultimately means pellegrini supports the WMC on their Russia doping ruling

[red wadi]

Wait what did I miss

[fallow breach]

YOOOO HULK WON

[quaint hare]

AND LOOK BY THE MARGIN HE WON

IN HIS RETIREMENT SEASON

and hes 1 point behind logan in the wdc

[fallow breach]

BRO THATS INSANE

[floral apex]

the reason why Mazepin didn't race under the russian flag im 2021 basically

[red wadi]

Oh yeah

[fallow breach]

DP takes another pole.

[quaint hare]

albon p18-p2 in that shitbox

[fallow breach]

Norris P2, Stroll P3, Piastri P4, then Daruvala, Verstappen, Martins, Leclerc, Perez and Gasly

[red wadi]

So now PMS gotta sign a driver ASAP (the F3 season start is 1,5 week away)

[floral apex]

I wouldnt be surprised if Pulling sent Max back to 33

she's won SEVEN races in a row now

[fallow breach]

go on abbi 💪

[fallow breach]

Pole number 91 in his career.

[red wadi]

Per Christensen to race in F3 opener
The Danish driver will drive in the F3 opener so PM can race with 3 cars, no 3rd full-time driver yet

[fallow breach]

perstan1 gonna love this one

[floral apex]

Fun fact: the last time Sunwest ran #33 and #1 was in 2026

[red wadi]

Per could go full-time since he’s only officially signed to the F2 team but who knows what happens

[fallow breach]

if DP scores 7 points in this race he breaks 2000 career points.

[red wadi]

For real, PerStan1 is probably going crazy rn

[red wadi]

Nvm bro is in F2 with ART

[floral apex]

Pelleys championship celebrations look tiny compared to perstan1's glazing

[red wadi]

WAIT THAT MEANS BRO IS RACING F3 AND WILL HOP IN A F2 CAR A FEW HOURS LATER

[quaint hare]

imagine if logan wins a race this season. I know he wont but imagine

[fallow breach]

bruh zhou was 7.151 seconds behind dp in quali 💀💀

[fallow breach]

Thats some DPM level gaps

[fallow breach]

are we sure sauber arent sponsored by Pacifico

[floral apex]

ollie bearman going from f2 to f1 in jeddah be like

[red wadi]

For real, perstan1 glazing is insane. Especially now with the fact that bro will race F3 and F2 in the span of like 3 hours

[red wadi]

Except bro gotta do it for the entire weekend, Romeo really thinks Per is this insane talent😭🙏

[floral apex]

Romeo saw the Per/Jonas lore and went "this kid has potential"

[fallow breach]

Rumours say Xenon might be looking at signing Lando Norris away from McLaren for 2029 season

[red wadi]

Except in that lore Jonas COOKED Per

[floral apex]

"If you can't beat em... take their drivers and ruin em?"

[red wadi]

Romeo has a vision and now he’s pushing Per more through our throats than he does with his own kids lol

Per became a honorary Pellegrini

Same abbreviation as Romeo’s dad in that case, PC becomes PP😭🙏

[quaint hare]

redbull has never been at the front. But in austin sprint theyre 1-2

[fallow breach]

Xenon took Piastri off McLaren for 2025

that just caused alonso to go there instead and heralded one year of mclaren dominance

[floral apex]

oh bruh

[red wadi]

Per during testing: 2 tests on 1 day, both in Germany
Per in F2: also has to do F3, barely any time for rest

[red wadi]

Imagine if PC flops in F3 but cooks in F2😭

Though PM-L seemed really fast during testing

[floral apex]

At the PMS garage:

per: can i have a break?
romeo: (pushing per back in the car) no you keep driving!

[quaint hare]

Gasly fucking won

in a redbukl

[floral apex]

bruhh

[quaint hare]

they havent won a single race

[red wadi]

poor Per

At least bro seems to be enjoying himself

[quaint hare]

GASLY WON BACK TO BACK

[floral apex]

WHAT

[quaint hare]

hes now third in the wdc

hes mathematicslly out already

hes 120 points behind p2

[floral apex]

what tf is happening

man got the F1 we never got

[red wadi]

Per Christensen to race with Romeo Pellegrini’s iconic design
If the rumours are true and that helmet design boots your performance, F2 and F3 are cooked

[quaint hare]

Yeah

like

tf

[red wadi]

That moment you realise Pellegrini Motorsport-PREMA can finish 1-6 in F3

[quaint hare]

3 races lect

[red wadi]

Per doesn’t even drive for PM in F2 yet, bro is at ART with a PM livery (based off their LMP2 car)

Since PM won’t join F2 until 2035

[quaint hare]

Redbull hasnt won since belgium season 1

mexico sorry

and now 2 seasons later. 45 races later. They win again

[red wadi]

PREMA: Uses Dallara
Pellegrini Motorsport: Uses Ligier
still work together

PREMA to use Ligier in 2035 confirmed?!

[quaint hare]

SORRY?

RUSSELL WIN FROM 19TH

RIC IN 2ND

LANDO IN 3RD

in and alfa romeo

[fallow breach]

DP RETIRES WITH A MECHANICAL FAILURE IN VEGAS!

NO WAY.

[fallow breach]

PIASTRI WINS THE LAS VEGAS GRAND PRIX!

[quaint hare]

oh cool. Im now also at vegas

[floral apex]

Finally he wins when DP DNFs

[fallow breach]

Norris P2, then Verstappen, Leclerc, Bearman, Stroll, Daruvala, Russell, Perez and Hulkenberg.

[fallow breach]

and for once oscar actually benefitted from the xenon pit strategy

he was behind lando before the pits

he came out ahead

the game is still trying to fabricate a title battle

DP 434
Piastri 390
Norris 362
Bearman 303

[quaint hare]

CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP IN MCLAREN

even tho he dnfed lol

[fallow breach]

2 rounds remain in 2028.

Qatar and Abu Dhabi.

This is MUCH closer than it should be.

5 DNFs for DP is ridiculous

[quaint hare]

Nico Hülkenberg retires with a win and Podium. he got haas first podium and win

What a goat

[fallow breach]

I think i replaced the ICE for Vegas bc it was getting a little worn

ICE 2 completely just implodes

[quaint hare]

end of the season

I HAVE DONE IT

P24 WHOOO

[floral apex]

lesgooo

BMW will definitely want to keep supporting you after that banger of a performance

[quaint hare]

im disappinted

zhou to aston, aston to mclaren, drugovich to haas. Those were all driver changes

[keen brook]

Oh, that's what DP stands for.

wait

nevermind

[quaint hare]

default player?

[keen brook]

I haven't seen before from whom the screenshot is.

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport has reached conclusion in Avril case
Avril had been found guilty and will not receive any payments by PMS, Slovakian court ruled Avril to be banned from sports for 5 years. She will be 22 once she could potentially return

[floral apex]

bro got trolled by the wrong save

[red wadi]

PM will hopefully be controversy free from now on

[floral apex]

you could say this was the result of a lack of pre-signing screening

[red wadi]

Yeah

Entire case could’ve been avoided

But allegedly she wasn’t on them when PM signed her

Now poor Per has to work overtime (bro is probably on a F1 type of contract in F2)

[floral apex]

and then chat died after that

[keen brook]

rip chat

[subtle totem]

Worst choke I've ever had so far.
I was running in P1 and Oscar was P3 (championship leader) then I went way too far and backflipped with the car

Im the car ahead obviously

[red wadi]

Rip chat

I can feel the insomnia kicking in🔥 🔥

[floral apex]

i can tell

@formal cliff hi im here

[red wadi]

It’s 4am

[floral apex]

i can tell

[red wadi]

I should sleep better:
Saturday: 2h (Daytona 24)
Sunday: 4h (idk why)
Yesterday/today: 0h (WWE till 5am moment)

[floral apex]

zero hours what the heck are you doing lmao

[red wadi]

Watching WWE

Then after 5am I can get some sleep

[floral apex]

saturday and yesterday/today you have an excuse

sunday is just what

[red wadi]

Yeah

Tomorrow I should sleep early

Like real early

How I feel knowing I’m talking to a Canadian on discord and a Aussie on IG

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[floral apex]

lol ye

alonso is going!

hmmm i wonder how long this middle one will take

tries to change setup
accidentally drives out on track instead

bro why is the suzuka pit lane so wide

[red wadi]

Its also bumpy af

With that imma sleep

[formal cliff]

Hello

[floral apex]

this is the channel where you can dump your f1 game stuff

[formal cliff]

The AI drivers are a pain

[floral apex]

oh yeah you can pick up some roles also

.roles

fuck i forgot the command--anyway

"Channels and roles"

[floral apex]

cutting through the grass at suzuka turn 1 because norris was sat on the racing line

im ass at suzuka
P18

[foggy scroll]

Skill issue

[floral apex]

f1 23 physics go brrr

[floral apex]

checos my biggest rival

im not looking to beat max

[placid violet]

Cota stuff

[raven fern]

Dude, on my F1 23 save he retired only after 2025

[raven fern]

Does ayone know if there's a database editor for f1 23 where i can change car performance or stuff like that?

[keen brook]

Beating Checo in an Alpine is even realistic.

[placid violet]

Odd he got 3rd in the cota sprint I was on

[raven fern]

@floral apex maybe you know?

okay i found something

[quartz valley]

yooo no wayy f1 24 is 85% off on steam

i can finally get it!!

[astral copper]

f1 23 server error?

its not letting me play online

[placid violet]

Didnt expect to take the lead on the first lap

[fallow breach]

hello

[red wadi]

1 or 2 lore updates coming today, nothing big besides the F2/F3 results planned

[fallow breach]

With XDPU my plan today is to finish the 2028 season, maybe do some Xenon lore, and then start 2029

[floral apex]

hello mates

i like how you two showed up at almost the same time

[red wadi]

Hello

[fallow breach]

the transfer question will be solved.

[red wadi]

My ass is too cooked to post any updates on the (not so) secret project

[fallow breach]

hello

[red wadi]

So here’s the F3 Melbourne results

F3 Round 1 results

1. Per Christensen (Pellegrini-Ligier)

2. Jose Pellegrini (PREMA) +0.786

3. Rome Tsubaki (Pellegrini-Ligier) +2.891

4. Tony Rushmore (ART) +2.995

5. Jonas Friis (Pellegrini-Ligier) + 2.997

6. Pellegrini-Ligier

7. PREMA

8. DAMS

9. ART

10. Campos

[red wadi]

Only reason for the F2 results is bc Per is at ART btw

[fallow breach]

👀 PML already top??

[red wadi]

Maybe pushing the talent is working, or that car is just really good at Albert Park👀

Also, the current F3 championship leader……. isn’t even in the class full time

[red wadi]

Hm actually imma add the gaps

[fallow breach]

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE JOSE PELLEGRINI P2

[red wadi]

Insane finish for P5👀

[red wadi]

Bro isn’t related to Romeo but imagine if Romeo signs him🙏

[fallow breach]

its funny how his last name is pellegrini and theres a whole team that bears that name yet he isnt in it

but prema the next best fitting team for a Pellegrini (Italian surname)

[red wadi]

Italian Pellegrini when Slovakian Pellegrini walks in (shit boutta be confusing):

https://tenor.com/view/finn-balor-wwe-judgment-day-damian-priest-dominik-mysterio-gif-26820058

[fallow breach]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-funny-point-no-you-gif-13270861

[red wadi]

PREMA works with Pellegrini-Motorsport

[fallow breach]

"I'm a Pellegrini"

"No way me too!"

J: "where in italy are you from?"
R: "italy?"

[red wadi]

Jose when he sees his surname on the rear wing of the car in front of him:
“What the f-“

Pellegrini Motorsport to feature drivers surname on rear wing
After some fans got confused whether they were watching Jonas Friis or Rome Tsubaki (their helmet design looks the same) the team revealed that the sponsor on the rear wing will now be replaced by the surname of the drivers. Veloce sponsor will be move to the halo

[floral apex]

"rear wear"

[red wadi]

Translation moment

[floral apex]

i retired from suzuka cuz i just didn't want to drive that track

it is NOT built for keyboard users

[fallow breach]

Fair enough

the question that has been raised for a few months within the f1 fanbase (xdpu)...

[fallow breach]

it is time.

[floral apex]

i just found one of the most random buttons in the F1 game

theres a button that zooms in slightly to the workstation

why?!?

[fallow breach]

Xenon announce their driver intentions for 2029: "We will sign whoever finishes P2 in the championship"

[floral apex]

normal zoom level for comparison

EA can't fix myteam mode but they added a button that presumably makes your character lean closer to the workstation

[fallow breach]

At this point in the season, this could only be two drivers: Oscar Piastri or Lando Norris.

[fallow breach]

"lemme just 🧐"

[floral apex]

its the ] key on the keyboard if anyone wanted to know

[fallow breach]

Current Driver's Championship:
1 [Xe] DP 434
2 [Xe] Piastri 390
3 Norris 362
4 Bearman 303
5 Verstappen 144

italic = eliminated from championship contention

[fallow breach]

Piastri could seal his 2029 contract in Qatar by sustaining the gap at a level higher than 26 by the end of the weekend. The current gap is 28.

So essentially if Oscar can outscore Lando, he will be safely in the seat for 2029

[floral apex]

this is literally sunwest with antonelli at the end of 2030

but i pushed the pressure forward because i was worried the last race was too late to make a contract decision

[fallow breach]

Xenon CoDA provide insight on their decision: "We believe the time for change could be near. As we believe in Piastri's talent, we will not outright drop him from the team without question. We instead issued an ultimatum after Piastri's Q2 knockout and failure to finish in the top 5 in the Brazilian Grand Prix, to apply pressure to him to perform. We were holding off the announcement of the predicament as the chances didn't seem high enough of Norris taking the position. Despjte the fact that in the last two races the pressure has worked, with a 3rd in Portugal and the win in Vegas, the gap is now close enough where Norris could swoop the position up with a perfect weekend if Oscar makes even a couple of mistakes. Therefore, we felt now was the time to announce to the public the situation."

"This situation could amount to nothing if Oscar continues to perform as he has the last couple of weekends, which is really the best case scenario for us. We believe in Oscar's talent, and we don't want to let him go. But we want to be the pacesetters of motorsport's pinnacle, and if Oscar is getting beaten to 2nd, while he is also close to DP's championship position, it shows there's better on the grid that we can go for, and also shows that it could be a matter of time before that's DP getting beaten as well."

[floral apex]

Lando's response to him becoming a potential Xenon driver: "its not talent, its luck"

[fallow breach]

[floral apex]

bro what are these Q1 gaps

also ricciardo got a penalty for impeding

dont know who but it def wasnt me

[fallow breach]

xenon/mclaren to the rest ahh gaps fr

Let's straighten this situation out then, shall we? It's time for Qatar.

Should i do short quali or full?

I think i'll do full quali

[floral apex]

k

[fallow breach]

interestingly when i did full quali in i think it was sao paulo, Verstappen got knocked out in Q2

[floral apex]

ok picking Perez as my rival was a great choice

he got knocked out in Q1

[fallow breach]

ok so sao paulo quali wasnt max out in q2, it was Checo out in Q1

[floral apex]

theres one thing in common between our races so far: Checo out in Q1

daniel ricciardo goes to Q3!

[red wadi]

F2 Round 1 Results

1. Jaymine Coudoupre (MP)

2. Per Christensen (ART) +0.002

3. Tyson McQuirty (MP) +15.784

4. Min Je Qui (ART) +20.056

5. Jasper de Links (DAMS) +20.841

6. MP

7. ART

8. DAMS

9. Charouz

10. PREMA

[fallow breach]

Qatar
Out in SQ1:
Vesti
Sargeant
Fittipaldi
Hauger
Iwasa
Zhou

so the typical bunch

[floral apex]

bro im also at Qatar

but just regular qualifying cuz f1 23 is weird

[red wadi]

Per is actually cooking

[fallow breach]

Out in SQ2:
Leclerc
Tsunoda
Pourchaire
Gasly
Daruvala
Hulkenberg

[floral apex]

P2 IN QATAR!

absolutely full sent that in Q3

[fallow breach]

did i send it or did i dont didnt send it

Lando Norris gets pole position for the Sprint in Qatar.

DP is P2 then Bearman and Piastri.

[floral apex]

0.017 behind Max is insane

[fallow breach]

DP was 0.054 behind Norris

[fallow breach]

IN AN ALPINE

[placid violet]

If I hate a particular track I'll do the shortest duration possible

[fallow breach]

5 laps

[floral apex]

why not just sim it?

[fallow breach]

you could run full length if you simmed it, thats what i do (when i remember)

[placid violet]

I'm using one campaign as a bit of a pissabout

The other 2 are meant to be my serious ones

[floral apex]

I actually wanted to sim Suzuka but i accidentally pressed "go to session" intead of the simulate button

[fallow breach]

DP can clinch the championship in the sprint if he wins with Piastri out of the top 8.

But for Piastri's interests to stay at Xenon, best case scenario is Piastri is top 8, particularly top 3

[floral apex]

sacrifice the title for the oscar or sacrifice the oscar for the title

[fallow breach]

hopefully neither

we're qualifying 2-4 for the sprint

[placid violet]

I do love a good divebomb

[fallow breach]

I am four corners into the race.

Stroll started P5

And is now P2.

Lando bottled pole, he's p3

And Bearman's P8 from P3!

[placid violet]

My greatest achievement was the COTA main race I managed to overtake lando before the end of lap 1

I mean I was divebombing the inside

[fallow breach]

my greatest achievement might be one of the years i did in china (it was either 2027 or 2028 i cant remember which) and started p10 from a red flag restart, got to p1 within the lap and then won by like 6 seconds

[placid violet]

Speaking of China let me find my overtake

forgive the reflecting light

Honestly china was one of my fav circuits in f1 24

[fallow breach]

Damnnn

[placid violet]

Monza was a fun track too

Especially turn 1

[floral apex]

Ten laps of qatar to set the grid for the 29 lap race

rip carlos

hmmm i don't think i want to do that

[keen brook]

The moment when you don't want to win the championship.

[floral apex]

Max and Oscar are the only two drivers on Mediums, the rest are on Softs

[red wadi]

Okay guys, do y’all want to see the IMSA debut of PM-L. Because then i’ll play a watered down version of the 24h of Daytona in about 30 min

[fallow breach]

DP wins the sprint in Qatar! Norris is P2 then Bearman, Stroll, Russell, Piastri, Verstappen and Perez.

the gap between lando and oscar is only 24.

[floral apex]

i forgot to turn on my ERS on the race start

lap 1 i'm in the lead and Max has dropped to P3

Checo has retired

that makes my rivalry a bit easy

[fallow breach]

really big ask to win the championship now, dp doesnt even need to finish to clinch!

[floral apex]

ok well thats one way to describe the Alpine's pace

i lost THREE positions on the main straight... DRS wasn't even enabled

[red wadi]

And that’ll be the official debuts of Jüri Vips, Felipe Drugovich and Rey Lowford

[keen brook]

Renault engine moment

[floral apex]

divebomb on Lando in T1 and George in T2 puts me back up to P2

[fallow breach]

in the event dp dnfs, Piastri would need to win to even be in with an outside chance.. yeah dp's a 3 time world champion

[viral barn]

Guys i started my F1 24 career at Alpine, what will be my next team? (I’m currently P8 in the WDC)

And i’m racing at Interlagos now

[keen brook]

Ferrari

[fallow breach]

Time for GP quali.

[viral barn]

My engine exploded at Miami

[keen brook]

Same in my F1 24 career where I play as Esteban lol.

[floral apex]

ok reliability is down the drain right now

Perez retired on Lap 2

[viral barn]

I play with my personalized driver

[floral apex]

Ricciardo also retires to a mechanical failure on the next lap

[viral barn]

The strangest red flag that i took is at Monaco when Russell crashed at the tunnel at lap 1 and i gained 8 positions

[fallow breach]

Out in Q1 in Qatar:
17 Hulkenberg
18 Sargeant
19 Fittipaldi
20 Hauger
21 Zhou
22 Iwasa

Out in Q2:
11 Perez
12 Pourchaire
13 Gasly
14 Hamilton
15 Vesti
16 Daruvala

[floral apex]

i've dropped to P3

[quaint hare]

believe it or not. The season 4 championship of my sim career might end up in a fight between lawson at mercedes or perez at red bull

[fallow breach]

damnnn

DP captures pole number 92 in his career.

[floral apex]

hmmm

[quaint hare]

minor incident

[fallow breach]

Norris is P2, Bearman P3, then Stroll, Piastri, Leclerc, Verstappen, Martins, Russell and Tsunoda

[fallow breach]

tis but a scratch!

[floral apex]

also

[fallow breach]

Verstappen and Hamilton monza 2021:

[quaint hare]

or not a foght. Lawson is 60 points aheaf

[quaint hare]

McLaren dropped hauger

mid season

despite getting 4 podiums

snd they took norris to mclaren

magnussen to alfa romeo

hauger to haas

[floral apex]

nico hulkenberg has spun off

[quaint hare]

sainz p3

in a williams

[floral apex]

damn P4

[quaint hare]

Btw verstappen got less points that stroll

they got pretty much equal cars

[floral apex]

look at this finish

simmed Qatar and went P8

i dont like how perez went P19 to P5

[quaint hare]

i got p2 by 0.001 once :3

well. 0.001 begind p1

[floral apex]

some big upgrades coming in

some big upgrades came in

extremely close up front

[primal drift]

bruh

[fallow breach]

"DP comes out of the final corner, he has coped absolutely brilliantly with the challenges.. and he's slowing! Slowing on the straight, Oscar Piastri goes through to win the Qatar Grand Prix! Lando Norris follows in 2nd, and DP eventually gets his foot back onto the throttle to cross the line, take third place, and secure his third World Driver’s Championship!"

With Piastri's win, he is secured at Xenon for 2029.

He has clinched second place in the World Driver’s Championship.

[quaint hare]

the f1 games needs better RnD and regularion changes and ai generated drivers so we can have infinite season

[fallow breach]

Incidentally, DP has locked himself out from 2028 even being his best season!

DP points by season:
2024: 312 (P4)
2025: 247 (P5)
2026: 466 (P1)
2027: 534 (P1)
2028: 458 to 484 (P1)

[floral apex]

i mean he did have like 3 or smth dnfs in a row

[fallow breach]

so??? after baku he still had the chance to match Verstappen's 2023 win count

he proceeds to go 1[F], 1[F], DNF[F], 3, 4, DNF[F], S1+3[F]

[fallow breach]

Pretty sure US sprint was P1 and Brazil sprint was P3 iirc

I think i'll just sim Abu Dhabi tbh

The titles are wrapped

Out in Q1 in Abu Dhabi:
Sargeant
Martins
Fittipaldi
Hauger
Zhou
Iwasa

[floral apex]

ooh interesting

[fallow breach]

Out in Q2:
Pourchaire
Tsunoda
Daruvala
Vesti
Hamilton
Perez

Checo was worst in Q2 💀

That's about as good as a Q1 knockout

[fallow breach]

Pourchaire to Red Bull

[floral apex]

oh

[fallow breach]

Q3 classification:
1 DP - pole number 93
2 Norris
3 Piastri
4 Stroll
5 Leclerc
6 Russell
7 Bearman
8 Gasly
9 Hulkenberg
10 Verstappen

bruh how

lando norris wins 30 seconds ahead of bearman p2

DP p3, Piastri p4

Then Russell, Verstappen, Stroll, Leclerc, Daruvala and Martins.

FINAL DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2028
DP is P1 with 473.

[floral apex]

wet race again

[fallow breach]

FINAL CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2028

ngl why do i still kinda wanna take lando away from McLaren tho

its on the cards

idk

what do i do???

[quaint hare]

take him

[fallow breach]

give it a bit of change for 2029 why not

[quaint hare]

just noticed. Lawson is winning the championship in his second year in f1 with his second year in a mercedes powered car

just like lewis

[fallow breach]

Xenon sign Lando Norris for 2029 season - despite the assurance that Piastri would be sustained.

[floral apex]

piastri: bruh

[fallow breach]

bit of chaos in the silly season !!

[quaint hare]

@fallow breach What Race settings do you use? Like quali and distance?

[fallow breach]

I fluctuate with quali. Sometimes i'll do short quali, sometimes i'll run full quali. Races, depend on if i plan to simulate or drive. Driven races i do Short length, and i'll (mostly) set it to full to simulate

[quaint hare]

alright. Thats pretty good

I like the 30 min Training sessions because you have to be strategic on how you use your time

[floral apex]

FP1 Results

[quaint hare]

lawson is wdc

but merc still isnt wcc

because of stroll

wtf

zhou win

lawson p2 stroll p3

ALSO BIG REGULATOON CHANGES

3 DEPARTMENTS

[fallow breach]

List of changes (not in any order)
Norris: -> Xenon (obviously)
Piastri: Xenon -> Free Agent
Russell: ->
Arthur Leclerc: Free Agent ->
Perez: -> Free Agent
Daruvala: ->
Sainz: Free Agent ->
Martins: ->
Hulkenberg: -> Free Agent
Sargeant: -> Free Agent
Maloney: Free Agent ->
Doohan: Free Agent ->

So to summarise:
Norris to Xenon
Russell to McLaren
Arthur Leclerc to Mercedes
Daruvala to Red Bull
Sainz to Aston Martin
Martins to Ferrari
Maloney to Williams
Doohan to VCARB

Piastri, Perez, Hulkenberg and Sargeant left without a drive.

[quaint hare]

w quali

going into the final race mercedes is ahead pf redbull by 10 points

[fallow breach]

The Spanish Grand Prix will not take place in 2029, as the track has been pulled from the calendar to facilitate repairs. In turn, the Hungarian Grand Prix returns to the calendar.

[quaint hare]

nah. Thats crazy

redbull wins the wcc by 4 points

[fallow breach]

DAMN

[quaint hare]

This is the first time theyve lead the whole season

[quaint hare]

The redbulls qualified 6th and 7th. The mercs 1st and 2nd

perer won

got 2nd in wdc

still 84 points behind lawson

[primal drift]

wow

Mercedes not dominating in 23 for once

[quaint hare]

before and after regulation changes

also moves
Pourchaire gon
piastri williams
Sainz Mclaren
leclerc alphatauri
Tsunoda Aston
Albon Williams
Doohan Alphatauri

starting off steong. Mercedes 1-2

and tsunoda got pole

who finished 3rd

wait. Ima do wins from the first 4 seasons

Lawson got most with 13

and verstappen has the most dnfs

25

with 15 of them being in season 1

[fallow breach]

that takes the piss

i signed lando, 2nd best driver, to the team

he qualifies 6th behind both Sainz and Stroll in the astons.

[quaint hare]

He has an L in his name. What do you expect?

[fallow breach]

And Russell in his McLaren is P2 with Bearman P3

it was easy enough him winning and taking poles when he wasnt on the team so what the hell has changed now??

and also i must remind you

maxed out car.

[quaint hare]

maybe cuz differenr engine?

yeah no

stuoid

its lando

The boss when you fight him vs the boss when you unlock him as a playsble character

[fallow breach]

I did not change the team's engine at all, we're still Ferrari powered

[floral apex]

arthur leclerc lol

[fallow breach]

yep

Arthur to Merc

[floral apex]

at least charles didnt have to free him from a slow asf team

[quaint hare]

Athur LeMerc

[fallow breach]

arthur le merc yeah

WAS LITERALLY JUST TYPING THAT 😭

[quaint hare]

then youre slow too

[fallow breach]

Daruvala's first outing in a Red Bull, he qualifies P13.

[floral apex]

daruvala actually went to red bull

[fallow breach]

yep

[floral apex]

and of course he replaces Perez

also Sainz is back but not Ocon

[fallow breach]

nico lasted half a season in that ferrari

[floral apex]

i mean to be fair remember what happened with oscar when you first signed him

it took him a season or two to acclimatize

[fallow breach]

the team's buffs make lando 100 rated.

[floral apex]

oscar was also an excellent driver at mclaren before you signed him

[random storm]

Mid seven Renault in f1 24

[quaint hare]

looks amazing

[fallow breach]

9th in the championship in s1, 164 points

[quaint hare]

im gonna do a lotus career

[primal drift]

I wish we had more than 3 save slots

[quaint hare]

have you played f1 23?

[primal drift]

I have it

[quaint hare]

it has only 3 slots. For everything

driver and my team career. 3 total. Not 3 each

[primal drift]

I know

I want more

[fallow breach]

Veretappen mechanical failure

Verstappen out

[fallow breach]

Alpine apparently see a vision in Vesti??

[floral apex]

its a good thing F1 Manager has a max of 40 saves total

[fallow breach]

Current order is DP, Russell, Bearman, Sainz, Norris, Stroll, Hamilton, Pourchaire, Gasly and Charles Leclerc.

[fallow breach]

Bahrain 2029 Driver Standings (XDPU)

(I haven't checked the driver numbers for the three 2029 rookies yet)

XDPU 2029 Constructors Standings after Bahrain

Arthur Leclerc points on debut 🔥🔥

[red wadi]

Alright, I think imma drop the results

[fallow breach]

yeah i started using fgc

not sure how long this will last

[red wadi]

Ngl, this was the best race i’ve ever done bc all my anger got transferred into speed ig

[fallow breach]

I sense this might be a close championship

Imagine oscar comes back to the grid midseason to replace a lackluster driver

[floral apex]

imagine oscar comes back to the grid and destroys you

[quaint hare]

Never expected to see this

(yes chose maldonado to come back to lotus. I thought its fitting)

[floral apex]

damn

[red wadi]

IMSA 24h Of Daytona results
GTP:

1. BMW M #7
2. Cadillac #1 +15.078
3. BMW WRT #8 +28.985
4. Alpine #70 +40.751
5. Porsche #5 +53.043

LMP2:

1. Pellegrini Motorsport-Ligier #77
2. Willson Motorsport #85 +2 laps
3. Sean Creache Racing #33 +2 laps
4. Trackhouse #44 +2 laps
5. Oreca Star Racing #67 +3 laps

GTD:

1. Corvette Münster Racing #54
2. BMW WRT #46 +0.632
3. BMW Cohen Motorsport #11 +5.921
4. Mercedes AMG USA #31 +40.862
5. AO Racing Porsche #80 +42.069

[floral apex]

damn valtteri bottas won the LMP2 category 🔥

[red wadi]

🔥

Bro Rey Lowford COOKED in his stint, PM-L winning by 2 laps is crazy work

[quaint hare]

im still surprised at how Vettel is not a my team icon

[red wadi]

Ofc Vips and Drugo cooked as well but Lowford’s time in that car has been paying off

[floral apex]

lowford more like highford

[floral apex]

lowfordligier

[red wadi]

PM-L actually beat Lambo, like it crashed or smth bc it was 30 laps down at one point

[floral apex]

what

[red wadi]

The Lambo hypercar was 30 laps behind the rest at one point bc it crashed or smth and was in pitlane for like 30 min

[floral apex]

no you missed a deleted message lmao

[red wadi]

Oh ffs😭

[floral apex]

yet another scam attempt on the server
like the 3rd one this month

[fallow breach]

Driver numbers for 2029 rookies:
Arthur Leclerc 50
Jack Doohan 25
Zane Maloney 84

[quaint hare]

call him Arthur LeMerc
Jack DoohRB
Zane Williamoney

[floral apex]

doohan = leclerc/2

maloney is just pellegrini

[fallow breach]

[quaint hare]

I wonder how many more i can give nicknames based on teams

Lando McNorris for mclaren

[fallow breach]

Teams on the 2029 grid and their drivers (XDPU):

Xenon
DP
Norris

Russell
Bearman

Stroll
Sainz

C. Leclerc
Martins

Gasly
Vesti

Doohan
Pourchaire

Tsunoda
Maloney

Verstappen
Daruvala

Fittipaldi
Hauger

Zhou
Iwasa

Hamilton
A. Leclerc

[floral apex]

try mine

oop i forgot to fix audi

[fallow breach]

sachiko sasaston martin

lalpine norris

[quaint hare]

Laston Stroll
Sastoniko Sasartini

Alex Audion

Yuki Tsunaudi

Charles LeFerrari

[red wadi]

Pellegrini happy with IMSA debut
The Slovakian says he’s happy with how everyone performed, but believes there is room for improvement. friendly reminder that they won by 2 laps

[fallow breach]

jehan daredbulla is the only one i can think of for mine

[quaint hare]

Pierre Haasly
Estehaas Otoyoton
Ollie McLearmen
McArlos Sainz
Fredermerc Vesti
Abbi Pulling the Sun West

[fallow breach]

abbi pulling the sun west

[floral apex]

i moved the list over to sort it numerically and it shortened all of them to just their first names

[red wadi]

Watch PM-L become some roman empire ahh team now

[quaint hare]

25% race with changing conditions? Rare sight to see

[red wadi]

MotoGP on Bluesky
White, red, blue, shield, city of lava
06.06.34

[floral apex]

interesting

[floral apex]

this looks like some weird new york times connections category

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

"red, blue, shield, city of lava"
category: pellegrini motorsport

[fallow breach]

DP gets pole in Jeddah by 0.042 seconds!

[floral apex]

amazing

[fallow breach]

The McLarens are 2-3, and then Norris is P4.

[floral apex]

and then theres me losing pole to max by 0.017 seconds

[fallow breach]

thats gonna take some getting used to

[floral apex]

the 1-3 becomes a 1-4

[fallow breach]

its been a 1-4 on the best of days

HUH???

just simmed saudi

Carlos Sainz wins.

[floral apex]

wHAT

[fallow breach]

Russell is P2, then Norris. Bearman is P4 and DP falls all the way to P5!

[floral apex]

the 1-4 turned into a 3-5

[quaint hare]

i just spun into the wall in wuali out of nowhere. I touched the grass and my car just went into the wall

[floral apex]

that can happen

[quaint hare]

im driving with full traction control assist cuz of controller

[fallow breach]

And Arthur got P10 again

[floral apex]

you can sit on a kerb for too long and end up spinning it even with full traction control

[quaint hare]

yeah but i touched grass for less than half a second

[red wadi]

[quaint hare]

p10 in qulai

pastor p8

[fallow breach]

XDPU 2029 Driver Standings after Saudi Arabia

XDPU 2029 Constructor Standings after Saudi Arabia

[floral apex]

Jeff 2.0

[fallow breach]

Time to head to Australia.

Should I sim or race?

Albert Park tends to be an alright race when i run it

This is the R&D heading into Australia

[quaint hare]

race it

albert park has some good racing in the games imo

[fallow breach]

yeah true

and if i sim this game is probably gonna assume Xenon are the worst of the three level teams (vcarb, xenon, aston) and put us below them

it feels like my teammate is too complacent after 1 run in quali

this happened with oscar in 2028

i've felt it with lando in 2029 so far

[keen brook]

lol

[floral apex]

aw jeff 2.0 is a paid app

[fallow breach]

like for example now in Australia qualifying

he's p8

i could bet good that he isnt gonna run again

oh how surprising

i was right

Lando Norris starts P8 in Melbourne.

DP will have pole.

Bearman is P2, then Sainz, Russell, Stroll, Charles Leclerc, Verstappen, Norris, Martins and Arthur Leclerc.

[floral apex]

at least both leclerc are in the top 10 now

[fallow breach]

arthur has finished 10th in both races so far

[floral apex]

we wont see charles charging down to the mercedes garage

[fallow breach]

There is a chance we see Xenon losing P1 in the constructors championship for the first time since 2026

McLaren are level, and Aston are only 11 back

[floral apex]

2033 marks the 10th season of both VCARB and Sunwest Racing

2034 is the 10th anniversary of Sunwest Racing

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I sense a 3 way constructors fight 👀

hopefully that doesnt turn into a 2 way fight with xenon a distant 3rd

i wouldnt mind it being 2 ways with mclaren a distant 3rd

but we all know that wont happen

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coincidentally Sunwest's 10th anniversary year is also Max's retirement year

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interesting!

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wait i might have that wrong it might be 2033 actually

cuz 2033 is the SW10 year

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Any xenon predictions for Melbourne? We start 1-8. Or even just any predictions

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arthur leclerc top 11

its too risky now to make a prediction for Xenon

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WOW. Race start + first few corners.

DP stays P1 after Bearman looks to make a move at T1.

Sainz also stays P3.

Lando Norris is up to P4.

Then Stroll, Charles, Verstappen, then Russell down 4 to 8th.

Daruvala and Martins complete the top 10.

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stupid game

its raining and it put me on inters

after a redflag

I spun into hamilton

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yeah the f1 game's race start tire system is weird
i had a race start in borderline inters conditions but everyone was on mediums

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oh

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and it doesnt let you pit on the formation lap or use inters even when the conditions are just enough for them

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msx also dnf

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according to the save browser
all of my executive staff are from different nations

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Hildegard is such a german name

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DP RETIRES WITH A MECHANICAL FAILURE!

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L

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George Russell wins the Australian Grand Prix from Ollie Bearman and Carlos Sainz. Lando Norris is P4, then Charles Leclerc, then Verstappen, Stroll, Martins, Hamilton and Pourchaire.

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verstappen moment

did his brakes catch fire

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POV: Pellegrini Motorsport when they sign new talent

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nope, it was the turbo charger

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literally exactly what i was thinking as i retired

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championship leader DNFs in australia... i wonder whats new

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Driver Standings after Australia

Constructor Standings after Australia

thats just great

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bruh

also your driver pairing is either 41 or 14

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fernando alonso moment

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either alonso or my save iwasa

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one dnf and all of a sudden mclaren are running away with it

3 winners in 3 races sets an exciting prospect for the rest of the season though

and tbh i wouldnt mind not winning the title in 29

dp already has 3 titles in a row

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he should at least get 4 and then stop
just be vettel

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hes gonna give it a shot

if he can't then he can't

for the first time since the middle of 2026, dp is not the leading Xenon in the championship

Any predictions in Japan?

btw arthur got p12 in Australia

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bro decided not to get p11 or higher

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DP ahead of Norris

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alr

hopefully my engine doesn't give in AGAIN

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bro Norris and Lawson have been at Alpine since 2028

and despite the car being a shitbox they haven't left

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LANDO GOES TWO THOUSANDTHS OF A SECOND QUICKER THAN DP?!

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bruh

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AND EVEN THAT DOESNT STACK TO THE ASTONS, RUSSELL, VERSTAPPEN OR CHARLES

8 and a half minutes remain its Russell from Verstappen and Stroll

Norris P6, DP P7

ITS RAINING NOOOOO

WHYYY

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nooo

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guarantee lando wouldnt have gone out anyway

hes too complacent

oh well

gotta work from p7

i sense a lot of wing troubles

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eh just divebomb into the hairpin

lol

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my car is like really fast, a common problem is smashing into the back of a car while trying to slow down to take a corner

hopefully i dont encounter trouble with the start

Wet GP

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perfect

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Lap 4, DP has made it to P1. Verstappen is P2, then Russell, Leclerc, Stroll, Norris, Sainz, Daruvala, Pourchaire and Bearman.

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Nice!

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Charles Ferrari Leclerc
Arthur Mercedes Leclerc

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Faster than typing out their first names i suppose

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lol

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Arthur is P15 btw

Lewis Hamilton had to pit at the end of lap 1 for a wing change and is last

uhhhh

...restart and dont talk about this one?

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what ru doing

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thats what i did

and by lap 4 on the retake

I'm P1 by 6 seconds

took the lead before lap 1 finished

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"this never happened"

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mclaren propaganda to make people believe xenon are worse than they are

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my entry list excel sheets

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Drivers Championship after Japan

Constructors Championship after Japan

DP won from Stroll, Verstappen, Russell, Sainz, Norris, C.Leclerc, Bearman, Daruvala and Pourchaire.

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the way theres 8 drivers on double digits then 6 with 4 or less

very contrasting from 19 scorers in 2028

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Hmm

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damn i just realised i have 1569 hours in f1 24 yet i hate the game cause of the bugs

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im gonna finish my f1m italian gp now

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Eliminated in Monza Q1: Gasly, Norris, Doohan, Pellegrini, Stroll, Vesti

Eliminated in Monza Q2: Leclerc, Bearman, Iwasa, Ocon, Fournier, Lawson

Final Top 10 after Monza Quali: Verstappen, Pulling, Piastri, Russell, Tsunoda, Albon, Sainz, Pourchaire, Sasaki [PEN], Hauger [PEN]

oh

bvbocon's goat already caused a safety car by presumably destroying his floor at turn 2

we didnt even get through sector 1 before the safety car came out

[keen brook]

😭

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Safety Car restart on Lap 5:
George Russell locks up into Abbi Pulling, and Iwasa spins off at Turn 2

5 second penalty for Russell

minor damage to the chassis, rear wing and suspension, as well as critical damage to the gearbox for Abbi

We'll have to pit Abbi due to a huge drop in tire condition

Abbi has major gearbox damage

Abbi is stuck in P21 now

she has to manage pace as well

Last season Oscar crashed into Antonelli
This season George crashes into Abbi

What the hell Red Bull

And for the first time in Abbi's career she has been lapped

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damn

Abbi is cooked.

Will she lose the championship lead with that?

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my god

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i mean even if max wins she'll still be up 48

Oop Pourchaire DNFed

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abbi's been lapped twice

i retired abbi's car on the final lap

abbi was P20 anyway it wouldn't have made any difference

oh yeah

even tho Abbi was clearly out of the running, neither Mercedes nor Alpine scored points

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will also do baku now

Baku's a sprint weekend so Abbi gets a chance to regain her advantage

fortunately we were set to replace both max and abbi's gearboxes anyway so russell just did us a favor

Baku FP1 Results

Eliminated in Baku SQ1: Lawson, Stroll, Iwasa, Fournier, Vesti, Norris

Pellegrini's crash ends SQ2.
Eliminated in SQ2: Pourchaire, Pellegrini, Hauger, Albon, Tsunoda, Sasaki

Baku SQ Top 10: Piastri, Verstappen, Pulling, Bearman, Sainz, Ocon, Gasly, Leclerc, Doohan, Russell

DOWN TO THE WIRE VICTORY FOR ABBI PULLING!

the interval's still showing 0.000, thats how close it was

Sprint results

The gap? 0.019 seconds

ROMEO PELLEGRINI TAKES PROVISIONAL POLE!

this was NOT the top 5 i was expecting out of Q1

eliminated in Baku Q1: Leclerc, Norris, Iwasa, Lawson, Doohan, Fournier

unfortunately pelley put all of his effort in Q1 and not any other session

Eliminated in Q2: Sasaki, Ocon, Gasly, Pellegrini, Vesti, Stroll

Final Baku Quali Top 10: Verstappen, Pulling, Piastri, Russell, Pourchaire, Tsunoda, Hauger, Bearman, Sainz, Albon

PENALTIES:
Pellegrini takes a 5 place grid penalty and will start P19
Lcelerc takes a 5 place grid penalty and will start P21
Iwasa takes a 10 place grid penalty and will start P22

bro i just watched the replay

Gasly hit that wall and did like TWO full spins on the spot before stopping

baku's low tire degradation surprises me every time

Pellegrini is FLYING right now, he's up to P11