f1-games

[keen brook]

I have no clue how Gabi has done that but he did.

[fallow breach]

that reminds me how dp topped an fp on hards and osc was p2 on mediums when the like 5 behind us were all on softs

Every one of the midseason transfers for 2028 is currently still where they started

Frederik is P11
Nico is P13
Ayumu is P21

[floral apex]

Ocon is P23, Sainz is P24 and Kmag is P25

[fallow breach]

did you forget the fact theres 22 cars in a race

Fittipaldi is P22 rn (down 3 from where he started)

[floral apex]

wrong save

[fallow breach]

Charles is absolutely cooking in the other Ferrari btw he qualified P5 and is currently P3 only behind the Xenons

[floral apex]

the same guy who spun out and crashed while trying to pass me in Zandvoort

[fallow breach]

running the lavender cars the xenons have come out swinging in the first half of 2028 tho

only one time a Xenon was off the podium.

And it was Oscar's, and still P4

Current order is DP, Piastri, Leclerc, Bearman, Norris, Verstappen, Perez, Pourchaire, Daruvala and Gasly.

8-9 in the fastest car

[fallow breach]

DP comes home to claim his 10th win of the season, his 49th in his career!

the haas duo are p23 and p24 in a 22 car championship

Iwasa is P25

Vesti has just scored a point.

He got P10 on debut.

DP wins from Piastri, then Norris pipped Leclerc to the podium by half a second. Bearman is P5, then Verstappen, Perez, Pourchaire, Gasly and Vesti. Martins was P11 then Hulkenberg, Hamilton, Russell, Stroll, Tsunoda, Daruvala, Sargeant, Hauger, Zhou, Iwasa and Fittipaldi.

Championships:
[Xe] DP 315
[Xe] Piastri 245
Norris 163
Bearman 142
Verstappen 77

[Xe] 560
305
113
111
97

oh ffs how is mclaren top now

xenon are third.

we are fucking helpless. maxed out and we're still beaten by McLaren and VCARB

Onto Spa.

Wet GP again.

Provisional order of top 10 in quali (dry):
DP, Norris, Bearman, Stroll, Piastri, Martins, Gasly, Leclerc, Russell, Daruvala

STROLL HAD A PURPLE SECTOR.

DP gets pole, Norris is P2, Piastri P3, Bearman P4, then Verstappen, Tsunoda, Leclerc, Stroll, Martins and Daruvala.

[fallow breach]

are you just gonna say that every time

Vesti is starting P13, Hulkenberg P14 and Iwasa P22. Can Vesti score again?

[floral apex]

I think Ocon will score points

[fallow breach]

really 🤔

bros just gonna hijack freds car

Logan Sargeant has a mechanical failure and is out.

[keen brook]

Vesti got severe damage, taking him out of the race.

Then Albon locked up into Gasly, taking both out of the race and getting a 3 place grid penalty for China.

Then Lawson got severe damage, taking him out of the race.

[red wadi]

Zelda Tomalinson joins Pellegrini Motorsport in F1A
Holy Macaroni we got baited into thinking PM would actually wait until February, the Cape Verdian-British racing driver will join PM in F1A for 2034

[fallow breach]

CAPE VERDE?

bruh this game is glitched it thinks dp already has the championship

[red wadi]

Yes

[fallow breach]

the commentary at the end of the races say it

it is literally round 13 of a 24 race season 💀

[keen brook]

And then Tsunoda had an engine failure, taking him out of the race.

[red wadi]

Like I said, Romeo will sign someone from a random af nation

[fallow breach]

that is random af

[red wadi]

And they did it as a surprise announcement after “delaying” it

[floral apex]

F1 23's very realistic retirement system:

• Alonso loses his engine at T14
• he rolls all the way down the main straight with a dead engine
• he retires at Turn 1

[fallow breach]

DP crosses the line to win for the 50th time in Formula One, and to take the Belgian Grand Prix in 2028!

[keen brook]

Yeah, it's stupid and needs to be way more realistic.

[fallow breach]

Norris gets P2 and Piastri is 3rd. Bearman was P4 then Verstappen, Leclerc, Tsunoda, Martins, Russell and Stroll.

[keen brook]

Gearbox failure, car still shifts normally.

Gabi's win in Suzuka

[radiant lantern]

Yo guys

[red wadi]

Some tomfoolery by PM😭 🙏

[fallow breach]

Driver numbers for the midseason entries:
Hulkenberg maintains his 27
Vesti is using 15
Iwasa is using 88

Titles - 13/24
[Xe] DP 341
[Xe] Piastri 260
Norris 181
Bearman 154
Verstappen 87

[Xe] 601
335
123
111
105

[floral apex]

PM: we're gonna delay our F1A announcement
PM a bit later: OCTOBER FOOLS!

[red wadi]

The F1A community boutta be shocked with that one

[fallow breach]

Next, Zandvoort

Should I sim Zandvoort tho?

I think i should

So i will

Full quali.

[floral apex]

i wonder if they'll get a guy named Link now that they have someone named Zelda

[red wadi]

PM when they join yet another classes and they sign people named after game characters:

[floral apex]

i mean pelley's own children are named after US citie so why not

[red wadi]

Poor William😭 🙏

[floral apex]

Close enough

[red wadi]

Oh my-

[floral apex]

lol i just heard Charlotte was one of the top girl's names used in Alberta in 2024

[red wadi]

Poor William got the Renault Clio treatment or smth😭 🙏

[red wadi]

No but seriously Dominik Matevz might actually join PM before one of Romeo’s own kids

[floral apex]

Funny how nobody talks about the soccer part of the pellegrini family anymore

[fallow breach]

i cant be bothered to keep on making the tweets tbh

[floral apex]

Meanwhile me who's been doing it for 2 or 3 straight seasons:

[red wadi]

Bc that shit ended as soon as Juliette retired (everyone is in the PM rumour mill now)

[floral apex]

juliette boutta start managing PM's finances

[red wadi]

Hell at this point 36 year old Juliette might’ve been rumoured to drive in F1A if it didn’t have a age limit 😭 🙏

“No Romeo we can’t buy a whole team worth of GTPs, we have enough cars for the team right now”

[fallow breach]

its bc im using discord on my phone and i have to look up approximate gp times constantly which sometimes means going out of the tweetgen

then i have to retype the name, tag, reupload the profile pic, etc

OUT IN Q2:
Daruvala
Perez
Tsunoda
Verstappen
Vesti
Martins

Nico Hulkenberg in a Ferrari is in Q3.

and also both Mercs made it to Q3.

[floral apex]

dam

[fallow breach]

The Q3 lineup is Norris, Bearman, DP, Piastri, Stroll, Russell, Hamilton, Leclerc, Hulkenberg and Pourchaire.

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport to join FIA World Karting Championship
ARE WE GETTING A PELLEGRINI IN THE KART?

[floral apex]

Pelley can get all of his kids in and a bunch of slovakian kids looking to get in motorsports

[red wadi]

Slovakia Motorsports Powered By Pellegrini Motorsport And Ligier ahh team😭 🙏

[fallow breach]

DP has pole, Bearman is P2, then Norris, Piastri, Leclerc, Stroll, Russell, Hulkenberg, Hamilton and Pourchaire.

[floral apex]

Pelleslovakia

Slovagrini

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

Pelleslovakia sounds like hes just taken over the country

[red wadi]

I mean, bro kinda did

[fallow breach]

true

[fallow breach]

knowing our luck the vcarbs are gonna come good in the race and use the fact they have the second fastest car to beat xenon in a sim

[thorn hollow]

F2 Car jump when get hit by another Car

[floral apex]

you could say the car gets jumpscared when you hit it

[thorn hollow]

Or maybe it get sudden Fly when get hit

[red wadi]

Me when a random LMP2 car was parked in a blind corner on the line:

[floral apex]

I like how almoet every FIA sanctioned world championship has the name "World _ Championship"

And then theres the Formula series

[fallow breach]

Aah!-

[red wadi]

HQ Arena to host NFL match
The crossover we never expected, the still unnamed HQ Arena will host one NFL match. Presumably KC Chiefs vs Raiders

[floral apex]

ah that one european NFL game

[fallow breach]

i used instead of 🔥 again

[red wadi]

NFL has a Europe Tour so we chillin’

[floral apex]

NFL Slovakia

[fallow breach]

SNFL

[red wadi]

Romeo boutta make a guest appearance just so the tickets sell better

[floral apex]

Bros gonna get Slovakians into the NFL

If you see a huge influx of Slovakian players in the 2034 or 35 NFL draft you'll know why

[fallow breach]

Národnej Futbalovej Ligy

[red wadi]

2034 Draft actually we’re in October 2033😭 🙏

But yeah

Pellegrini Effect moment

[fallow breach]

national football league in slovak

[red wadi]

PM should start giving a name to the HQ Arena, no one calling it the “HQ Arena”🙏

[fallow breach]

Twingodrome

[red wadi]

Ligier Arena 😭 😭

Renault watching Pellegrini Motorsport basically marry Ligier:

[fallow breach]

Štadión Pellegrini

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-cry-cries-crying-tears-gif-19119859

[floral apex]

the Pellarena

[red wadi]

[keen brook]

Romeo Pelladium

[floral apex]

why is bvbocon so good at comedic timing

[red wadi]

Just imagine NFL cooking the best graphic of all time just for there to be text saying: “LIVE AT THE HQ ARENA” instant vibe killer😭

[keen brook]

[floral apex]

That's just a periodic table element

[red wadi]

Bro’s gonna name it the “Bratislava Center” like it sounds better than “HQ Arena”

Let’s not forget Romeo sucks at giving things names

[keen brook]

Wait, I didn't even notice that.

That's perfect.

[floral apex]

Palladium

[keen brook]

That was basically pun intended and pun unintended at the same time.

[floral apex]

Imagine if named it the Ayrton Senna Stadium as an apology to the brazilian fans who are still sour over his drugovich incident

Or as a tribute to his stint in Brazil

[keen brook]

I just combined Pellegrini with stadium.

[red wadi]

Bro would do that, just for the Slovaks to call it the HQ Arena again

🙏 😭

[keen brook]

No way I made out of that an element in the periodic table.

[red wadi]

Watch Romeo hype up some cool name, just for it to be Ligier Arena and they put Ligier’s logo on it😭 🙏

[floral apex]

By accident

[keen brook]

That might've been my most genius pun ever without even noticing how genius it was.

[red wadi]

Okay wait, remember how Romeo was hyping up Per Christensen?

[fallow breach]

bvbocon38 with another genius comedic timing???

[keen brook]

Pemeo Pellegristensen

[red wadi]

Per Christensen set to test LMP2 and Super Trofeo car in one day
Per Christensen will run a 2 hour test with the LMP2 car at the Hockenheimring, and will then be transported to the other side of Germany to test the Super Trofeo car at the Nurburgring. Is bro some kind of superhuman? This can’t be healthy for a 17 year old😭

[red wadi]

They boutta sign his sister as well😭 🙏

[floral apex]

Imagine if pelley named the stadium after one of his kids or his wife

[keen brook]

Nashville Stadium

It's not in Nashville.

[floral apex]

"Are we in Bratislava or Tennessee?"

[red wadi]

Nah bro the type of guy to name it after one of his drivers😭

[red wadi]

Nashville Stadium when Nashville Arena walks in:

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-wwe-survivor-series-2005-survivor-series-survivor-series-2005-randy-orton-gif-5681514148618648386

[keen brook]

[red wadi]

Top tier timing

[floral apex]

only bvbocon would combine two words and accieentally almost make a periodic table element

[red wadi]

Watch PM just hype up the name HQ Arena bc it sounds fancy

[keen brook]

Just give me 2 words and I make some random shit out of it which may become something totally different than it was supposed to be.

[floral apex]

me: enters "Pellegrini Ligier Stadium" into google translate

Google translate: are you sure this isn't Indonesian?

[red wadi]

“LIVE AT THE HQ ARENA”
The fans at home: “what the hell is this shit?”

[floral apex]

This feels like that time i entered some English words into Microsoft Word and it casually changed my language to Danish

[keen brook]

[red wadi]

I should put my phone on Slovakian for the full Romeo Pellegrini experience

[fallow breach]

its pelleys world and we live in it

[floral apex]

Oh btw what race changed Pelley's f1 career?

[floral apex]

bros boutta start speaking Slovakian just to make the lore more authentic

[red wadi]

I’d say Hungary ‘23, bro was so shit that he switched up his training

[fallow breach]

write the announcements in slovak

[red wadi]

Otherwise COTA ‘23 bc bro would’ve won if his engine didn’t die

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

well ive passed Hungary in my save and pelley is still ass

he couldve done something big in Zandvoort and then he just.. crashed

like bro really crashed twice in one race

[red wadi]

HQ Arena will be renamed, as per Juliette Pellegrini
IT’S HAPPENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, They’re dropping that horrid name (for all motorsport events only)

[floral apex]

finally
only took him one former curacaoan soccer player to make the change

[fallow breach]

"live at the hq arena" is still an issue tho

[red wadi]

NFL, Slovan Bratislava and the Slovak National Team got trolled

[floral apex]

i like how pellegrini is actively avoiding renaming it to "pellegrini stadium"

[red wadi]

It’s for PM Events only

[red wadi]

True, especially since they don’t seem to want to change it full-time for now

Well actually the Slovak NT might get lucky

[floral apex]

pellegrini's team name is shortened to PM which has two bonus meanings:
"After midday" and "private message"

So you could say "PM PM at 1 PM" and its a valid sentence

[red wadi]

Imagine watching soccer and some kid says “yeah the HQ Arena is my favourite football stadium” like damn that’s a horrible marketing strategy name wise

[red wadi]

Imma cook a name rq

[fallow breach]

"PM employees exchanged words in PM between 1 PM and 4 PM and came to the conclusion that PM need to make a big announcement at 6 PM"

[red wadi]

HQ Arena to be named Slovakia Center from January 2034 onwards
The name will be for PM events and the Slovakian National Team, negotiations with Slovan Bratislava are underway to call it the “Bratislava Arena” for Slovan Bratislava matches. The NFL is sadly stuck with the HQ Arena name as they will play there in December, RIP to whatever cool name the leakers gave the stadium

[floral apex]

Of course

[red wadi]

Americans watching as they’re stuck with the HQ Arena after some leaker said it would be called the “NFL SuperArena” for one match:

[floral apex]

NFL got fucked over with the bame change

[red wadi]

Yeah

Not gonna lie, Slovakia Center sounds cool in practice but it’s not the most marketable name ever

[floral apex]

bro just randomly decided to represent the entire country

[red wadi]

But ay Romeo’s just singlehandedly gonna make PM the most Slovakian brand ever

[floral apex]

the most generic stadium name: [city] arena/stadium

[fallow breach]

FFS

[red wadi]

For real lol, to be fair it’s the biggest stadium in the entire country but it’s not even in the center of Slovakia

[fallow breach]

DP DNFED IN ZANDVOORT EVEN SIMMED!

and there goes the perfect Xenon record of wins in 2028

[red wadi]

I can see that becoming a meme

[fallow breach]

Because OSCAR CAN'T KEEP A TOP 2 POSITION AGAINST THOSE DAMN MCLARENS

why must mclaren ruin xenon's day

[red wadi]

“The Slovakia Center is not even in the center of Slovakia and it’s pissing me off”

[fallow breach]

i mean we lead the title by 237 points but still

Lando Norris wins the Dutch Grand Prix from Ollie Bearman and Oscar Piastri.

Verstappen is P4, Leclerc P5 then Stroll, Gasly, Russell, Martins and Daruvala.

do you think xenon should make a driver change at any point in the career?

we're 14 races into s5

average overreaction: "OSCAR LET MCLAREN GET A 1-2, WE NEED TO CUT HIM"

oh wow!!

"sorry we had to retire you, but heres 480 r&d points"

bro we have 138.6k

[fallow breach]

he creates a slovakian empire centred around the stadium

[fallow breach]

And he still has nothing to do with Slovak politics as he does

[floral apex]

bro might have just called it the Czechoslovak-AustroHungarian Center cuz its in the center of those 4 countries

[red wadi]

Slovakia Center will also be the venue for WWE BackLash 2034
WWE are returning for the first ever PLE in Slovakia, next we’re seeing NASCAR go to Bratislava. Romeo singlehandedly pulling all the American sports in, is bro that popular in the USA or is Slovakia that much of a money puller?

[fallow breach]

Hulkenberg finishes since joining Ferrari:
12 13 15

vs sainz final 3 races:
5 4 6

and Leclerc in the same 3 races as nico:
4 6 5

[red wadi]

Bro’s going to the early 1900s with that name

[fallow breach]

theyre probably gonna cut nico after this season

[red wadi]

NFL: is stuck with the HQ Arena name
WWE: Slovakia Center!

[red wadi]

The Slovakia Center is closer to Hungary, Austria and Czechia than to the actual center of Slovakia 💀

[floral apex]

pelley builds an entire race track at the PM HQ that acts as both a test track and a sanctioned GP track

[fallow breach]

DP will sit out qualifying of the Italian Grand Prix

He has decided to step aside and monitor the trackside team as a routine assessment, sacrificing his qualifying session to do so.

[red wadi]

Just for IndyCar to cook a 10/10 race there and starts calling itself a world championship (the world is the USA and Slovakia in that case)

[fallow breach]

typical managerial

[floral apex]

This was reportedly F1's excuse to be a world championship when they did all European races and then the Indy 500

[red wadi]

Damn

[mortal scarab]

A random vid of a lap in Monza with MP4/4 in F1 2020 (sorry for low quality,had to compress it to discord size)

[red wadi]

Imagine PM joining IndyCar and they suddenly start to become fully Slovakian (all there talent are getting Slovakian passports)

[fallow breach]

Lando Norris takes pole in Monza from Bearman, Piastri, Daruvala, Gasly, Leclerc, Stroll, Verstappen, Tsunoda and Pourchaire.

[fallow breach]

by doing this hes essentially giving himself a p22-p1 challenge

[mortal scarab]

And a random overtake during S2 of Career Mode (i'm in the Williams):

AI at 100 and only ABS on

[fallow breach]

copy bortoleto's flow from f2 in 2024

[red wadi]

Per Christensen boutta be the most overhyped talent ever

If PerStan1 was a real person i’d be cooked rn💀

[fallow breach]

how is Hulkenberg qualifying p17 in a ferrari

[floral apex]

ok you know whats funny

[red wadi]

“You have no faith in him, no one in the history of motorsport puts in the work like he does” - PerStan1 probably

[red wadi]

Tell me

[floral apex]

The place i pit the dot for the center of slovakia

Is near where the actual slovakia ring is

[red wadi]

Oh lol

The SlovakRing boutta go bankrupt thanks to the rumoured Bratislava Drome

[floral apex]

This trioval ahh circuit

[floral apex]

Nah bro would buy the track

They even got a karting track

[red wadi]

(You’re ignoring the shitty ahh rumoured name, but it’s Romeo so what do we really expect)

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport Karting boutta start testing there😭 🙏

[floral apex]

Automotodrom Pellegrini

[red wadi]

Nah bro is doing his best to avoid naming something after his family for some reason 😭 🙏

[floral apex]

bro after naming the team after himself: i think thats enough

[red wadi]

Automotodrom Bratislava (the track is build in the middle of nowhere and is a 1h drive from Bratislava, according to rumours)

[red wadi]

Rumour has it bro was about to name it Slovak Motorsport😭 🙏

[floral apex]

Automotodrom Bratislava but its actually in the town of Trnava

or maybe in Dunajska Streda

Or its actually across the border in Vienna

[red wadi]

That would be so foul lol

[red wadi]

Romeo Pellegrini when he says “i’m a humble guy but sorry people Automotodrom Trnava just isn’t marketable” (bro is about to call it Automotodrom Trnava anyways)

[floral apex]

Plot twist he puts it in the Hungarian town of Mosonmagyarovar

[red wadi]

Bro would 100% call it the Mosonmagyarvar Speed Center and make Per run 100 laps there in a random car

[fallow breach]

DP's just casually made up 15 positions on lap 1 and is P6

[red wadi]

Also it’s kinda funny how bro is actively avoiding his birthtown of Kysucke Nove Mesto

[floral apex]

the funniest bit is the Hungarian word for Hungary is within that name

[red wadi]

Poor Per is just gonna get tortured (He has to drive 100 laps around the Nurburgring in a stock Renault Twingo)

[floral apex]

"Why do you look so old at 18?"
Per: twingo flashbacks

[red wadi]

Romeo explaining how Per’s unmatched potential can’t be wasted so he has to drive an unholy amount of laps in a single week:

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[red wadi]

Poor guy is just praying a seat opening happens soon

[floral apex]

ah
so Mosonmagyarovar was initially two towns called Moson (literally "Mossy") and Magyarovar (literally "Old Hungarian Castle") and then they just unified the two

so imagine if Pellegrini built a racetrack in a town called "Mossy Old Hungarian Castle"

[red wadi]

PM boutta open a factory there and call it “Mossy New Hungarian Castle”

[floral apex]

imagine the headline "PM accidentally does showrun in Vienna forgetting where the border of Bratislava was"

[red wadi]

“Per does 3 showruns in one day, is PM pushing him through our throats?”

[floral apex]

Per glazing goes hard

[floral apex]

hey at least in this lore Pelley doesnt have a million sponsors

you know what im talking about

[red wadi]

True

[red wadi]

Romeo is PerStan1 confirmed

[floral apex]

The million isrfast sponsors became a bit of a meme itself when it happened

[red wadi]

True

I nearly brought Ido Cohen back

[floral apex]

ido cohen enters PM factory
Romeo, nearly by instinct: "noooo not him!"

[red wadi]

“WHO BROUGHT HIM HERE?”

[floral apex]

and then cohen stares at him like "tf did i do?"

[red wadi]

“The one day i’m in Slovakia? Day ruined man”

[floral apex]

romeo got PTSD from a nightmare he had in 2024 (this is when the isrfast lore happened)

[red wadi]

Okay what if, Per is secretly already locked in for F2 so PM is just hyping him up

[floral apex]

isrfast was all just a nightmare that romeo pellegrini had in 2024/25

[fallow breach]

are you fucking kidding me

[floral apex]

dont tell me dp retired again

[fallow breach]

yes.

[floral apex]

bruhh.

[fallow breach]

dp had his race ruined TWICE by wing damage

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

TWICE.

[floral apex]

imagine if we wrote every past lore you did as some dream or nightmare pelley had

[red wadi]

And Per is actually the insane talent PM says he is, bro would be unstoppable

[red wadi]

That would be crazy

[floral apex]

What if pelley had a dream about the per/jonas lore and thats whats what caused him to sign the two drivers

[fallow breach]

lap 2 he gets damage trying to overtake leclerc for p5

then he gets damaged by daruvala and has to race with a broken wing

falling back to like p7 before getting crashed out trying to hold back an inferior car from passing (stroll)

and of fucking course Piastri fails to win again while lando does

[red wadi]

But in that case, why is bro calling Per the biggest talent in motorsport history 😭 (Per sucked)

[floral apex]

he had a bit of a vision

[fallow breach]

this game is trying to fabricate a drivers title fight istg

Piastri is only 48 points away now

[red wadi]

No wonder bro is pushing Per through motorsport fans’ throats

[fallow breach]

Norris, Piastri, Bearman, Gasly, Leclerc, Daruvala, Tsunoda, Russell, Stroll and Perez score.

verstappen dnfed with an engine failure about 3 laps before dp was crashed out by lance stroll (who got off scot free)

bet stroll got paid off by mclaren to do that

wouldnt surprise me

this game takes me from winning 11 out of 13 races to dnfing twice in a row

i will say taking the managerial at monza has gotta be the worst mistake dp has made

[red wadi]

One more PM announcement and then imma sleep

[floral apex]

stroll can be paid to do anything tbh

[fallow breach]

im gonna sim baku so get ready for another mclaren 1-2 bc this game is trying to fabricate a battle from a point where the title was firmly in our hands (to the point even the game thought we clinched it midseason)

[floral apex]

Just remembered PM can also stand for Prime Minister

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport confirms Per Christensen will race in F2 in 2034 for ART
PM and ART have reached a 1 season deal for Per Christensen, this will help Per Christensen develop better as per RTL Germany

[floral apex]

PM the PM about PM at 1 PM is a perfectly valid sentence in that case

"how many times can you fit PM in a sentence?"
"Yes"

[red wadi]

Per Christensen is finally escaping the endless test runs

[fallow breach]

if we call the leader of PM its PM then we can say "the PM of PM PMed the PM of the UK to talk about developing a PM base of operations near the PM's office at 1 PM"

[floral apex]

specifically 1 PM

[fallow breach]

yes

[red wadi]

PM might be glazing Per bc bro has the best PC

[fallow breach]

PerStan1 becomes PMStan1

[floral apex]

Per Mristensen

[fallow breach]

youre joking. HOW ARE MCLAREN STILL FUCKING DEVELOPING?!

how is anyone even ahead of xenon i wanna know

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

also that 25th aug on the final supplier upgrade is for 2029 i assume

[keen brook]

Per Mistensen

[red wadi]

Lmao

[floral apex]

bro they cheating

whats the circle chart look like

[fallow breach]

i've been saying this to myself since the first time they passed xenon

[red wadi]

Jonas Friis boutta cook in F3

[red wadi]

Oh wait, Jonas doesn’t have a seat💀

[floral apex]

Yeah thats the problem

[red wadi]

Jonas Friis is the only PM driver without a seat for 2034

[floral apex]

The competitor potential is so much higher than your max

[fallow breach]

how the hell does that even happen

[floral apex]

once again we prove that EA has abandoned myteam mode

[fallow breach]

thats unfair ngl

it feels like mclaren have access to fucking spec 4 facilities or something

while we just look on helplessly

[red wadi]

HAAS had the same problem

[fallow breach]

with our maxed out car thats still worse than the mclaren

[red wadi]

Did you start as a backmarker?

[fallow breach]

WE STARTED AS A CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER.

[floral apex]

mclaren right now:

[red wadi]

Aka bro is either cooked or PM’s gonna loan him out as well

[red wadi]

I thought that was Devon Butler for a second

[floral apex]

yeah why does max look like that

[floral apex]

bros just going to be the PR representative

[red wadi]

Bro’s just there so Latvia buys PM merch😭 🙏

Nah but I think Romeo will send Jonas to another team for like one year on loan so he can develop OR he will take Per’s role as main test driver

[floral apex]

Romeo for no reason:

alright Per's got a seat now

TIME TO TRAUMATIZE JONAS NOW!

[red wadi]

Jonas gonna look 31 as well now😭🙏

Jonas and Per when they end up on a list called “people who are younger than you think”: THOSE DAMN TEST SESSIONS

[floral apex]

the entire team being relieved they already have a seat because they dont have to do the PM testing programmes

[red wadi]

Rey Longford when he realises he’s gonna be the main LMP2 guy: “oh fu-“

But yes everyone besides Jonas are basically safe now🙏

[floral apex]

The other drivers when they see jonas return from the nurburgring: tf happened to you?

[red wadi]

Poor Per still gotta do that double test, bro’s gonna look 40 by the tine he’s in F2💀

[fallow breach]

DP has pole for the Azerbaijan GP from Norris and Piastri.

[floral apex]

Per when he tries to enter F2:
"sorry, you're too old for the series"
"But i'm 22"

[fallow breach]

Sim in Baku.

[red wadi]

19* actually, which makes it even funnier

I decreased his age for lore reasons

[fallow breach]

....

sigh

bearman wins, norris p2, Piastri p3 and im not even finished again.

WHY IS THIS GAME MAKING OSCAR GET CLOSER ON POINTS TO ME.

MY WHOLE THING IS DOMINATING THE SEASON WHY DO I HAVE 3 DNFS IN A ROW

AND WHY CAN OSCAR PHYSICALLY NOT WIN A RACE NOW

MCLAREN HAVE THREE WINS ON THE BOUNCE

THE GAP IS LESS THAN 200 NOW WHYYYY

[red wadi]

😭 😭

[fallow breach]

thats three wins bearman has taken from the clutches of Xenon

sao paulo 2027, abu dhabi 2027 and now baku 2028

[red wadi]

Brawn GP ahh team

[fallow breach]

it was a matter of time before bearman won in baku but damn

OSCAR WAS THREE SECONDS FROM VICTORY.

WHY COULDNT YOU BEAT THE UNFAIRLY FASTER CAR

(The difference is still marginal)

[floral apex]

the game really woke up today and decided to show you the middle finger unprovoked

[fallow breach]

THREE DNFs in a row is crazy.

[floral apex]

DP's starting to become like max in that one other person's save

[fallow breach]

this is the same game that simmed three 1-2s in a row for the xenon team at the start of the season

well it was two simmed but still

jeddah and Australia

and monaco was also a 1-2

the three simmed 1-2s werent consecutive races but they were consecutive simmed 1-2s

[floral apex]

f1 24 went "take a shot for every xenon win" and this was the result

[fallow breach]

oscar has more podiums than me now.

why f1 24.

why

i have 13
oscar has 15

[floral apex]

Game truly hates you

[floral apex]

Eliminated in Spa Q1: Sainz, Lawson, Leclerc, Bearman, Hauger, Norris

Eliminated in Spa Q2: Pellegrini, Doohan, Vesti, Iwasa, Ocon, Fournier

bruh Piastri is even ruining my day here

Spa Q3 Top 10: Piastri, Verstappen, Pulling, Russell, Albon, Tsunoda, Sasaki, Gasly, Pourchaire, Stroll

Lawson and Fournier just crashed

same way as Antonelli and Piastri last season

and Norris just hit Bearman

Fournier also has a penalty

[keen brook]

I like how my team starts dominating and all of a sudden we're even more dominant than Sunwest.

[floral apex]

Norris gets a penalty also

[keen brook]

Gabi won in Suzuka 12 seconds ahead of Ollie and Ollie was another 21 seconds ahead of Leclerc.

[floral apex]

Norris serves his penalty, Fournier still has her penalty

[keen brook]

And that with 3 SCs in that race.

[floral apex]

oh HUGE CRASH

looks like it was a huge lockup for Sasaki which sent her into the back of Hauger
and Iwasa just happened to get involved in that

also a side note i noticed Pellegrini slightly off the track just behind the three who crashed, dont know what that was

all three drivers are out of the race

[keen brook]

Maybe he got hit as well but just slightly.

[floral apex]

Sasaki gets the penalty for that

penalties so far:
SAS +10
NOR +5
FOU +5

[keen brook]

damn

That would be penalty points galore in my save.

Sasaki alone would've gotten 4 for taking out 2 cars.

[floral apex]

and another collision down at turn 1, Stroll bumped Leclerc

[keen brook]

lol

[floral apex]

no penalties for that one

[keen brook]

I find funny how the game decided to let Vesti DNF on lap 1 again.

[floral apex]

and another crash!

[keen brook]

lol

What is going on there?

[floral apex]

Pourchaire crashes into Albon!
Both cars are still in the race

Pourchaire gets a 5 second penalty

and it appears Leclerc just locked up or spun but i couldnt see what

[keen brook]

busy day for the FIA

[floral apex]

lockup

Pourchaire serves his penalty

Fournier has still not served her penalty

[keen brook]

So only getting pushed off the track once can cause light floor damage.

So the game decided, he gets forced off twice and gets both times damage from it.

[floral apex]

ok have i ever mentioned how much im hating red bull right now

[keen brook]

I didn't even realize Suzuka is also a track where that often happens.

[keen brook]

damn

not even a double podium

[floral apex]

and a huge day for Pellegrini and VCARB as he comes home 6th!

Russell P2, Piastri P3, Sainz P5

Tsunoda takes P7

both Haas cars in the points with Gasly 8th and Ocon 9th

Lawson closes out the points to score Alpine's first points of the season in 10th!

Bearman 11th

Fournier comes home 12th but she has an unserved penalty

Vesti, Norris, Stroll and Doohan are close behind

Leclerc P17

and Albon is really far behind he hasnt even made it to T16

Alpine P18
Four retirements here in Belgium, these being Pourchaire who eventually retired after his crash earlier in the race and the three that crashed on Lap 28

also interesting fact

Max's original helmet design can be seen in the "leaving the car" cutscene as outlines

[keen brook]

I wonder how Vesti will continue his lap 1 DNF streak in China.

Well, there's again the possibility to spin into the wall, in turn 7.

But I wonder, applies it only to the race that his streak continues, or will he do it in both Sprint and race?

[floral apex]

the funny thing is in my save Gasly had a DNF streak going

he then crashed out in the china sprint but not the race

[keen brook]

The funny thing is, Gasly has a 3 race DNF streak as well.

[floral apex]

gasly likes crashing in multiple saves

[keen brook]

But the difference is, whilst Vesti in both Jeddah and Melbourne crashed out on his own, every single time Gasly wasn't at fault.

Jeddah Verstappen took him out.

Melbourne his gearbox took him out.

Suzuka Albon took him out.

[floral apex]

did the gearbox get a penalty for that crash?

[keen brook]

I just noticed something.

Zhou got a penalty point in Melbourne.

Which was his 10th.

In Jeddah he took Tsunoda out.

But didn't get a penalty.

So if he would've got a penalty, he would've had a race ban for Suzuka.

[floral apex]

damn

Bro took yuki out in his home race and didnt get a penalty for ot

[keen brook]

Jeddah isn't Yuki's home race.

[floral apex]

Oh i misread Jeddah as Japan

[keen brook]

Starts both with J, close enough.

[floral apex]

bvboconf1: starts dominating

sunwest: ight 1-4 time

[keen brook]

And apparently we start dominating more than Sunwest ever did.

Like we literally have taken every single point available yet.

And in Melbourne we even had the issue with only the player getting extreme tire wear on in conditions.

Which forced us into pitting for a 2nd .

[floral apex]

the funny thing is i dont log fastest laps so i dont actually know how many fastest laps we got

[keen brook]

Just to then not being able to go to at the end without risking the 1-2.

But yet we managed on 30% to take the fastest lap away from Lawson on pretty much fresh .

[floral apex]

the absolute maximum number of points a team can score in a season (with no points system modifications) is 1146

the most Sunwest has gotten? 1107

[keen brook]

damn

That's insanely close.

I think we also have another new part for China.

a new sidepod I think

And also Gabi has now the new floor and suspension as well.

[floral apex]

and this only had three missed 1-2s: a 1-3 in Silverstone and Baku, and a 1-7 in Vegas

[keen brook]

Only Ollie had the new parts and still Gabi dominated the race.

[floral apex]

the 1-7 cost us about 11 points and the 1-3s each cost us 3

so i did the math with no fastest lap points and it would seem we only got the fastest lap three times in our most dominant season

[keen brook]

Tbf Ollie got screwed over in quali and then had to make up loads of positions whilst Gabi was leading all 3 SC restarts and every single time could instantly build up a gap.

Whilst Ollie just after the 3rd SC could get past Verstappen and then also needed a few laps to get rid of him.

But once he did he also pulled away like it's the easiest thing in the world.

Our car is really not so good in dirty air but once it's released into clean air, it's a rocket ship.

[floral apex]

43x21 for no fastest lap across 21 1-2s
15x6 for sprint 1-2s
40x2 for the two 1-3s
31 for the 1-7
totals 1104 points
we got 1107, meaning we only got 3 fastest lap points assuming my math was right

[keen brook]

Whilst I love to have chaotic races, actually having an eventless race probably would allow us to make an extra stop for the fastest lap.

[floral apex]

so uh i think your team already has more fastest lap points at the start of the season

than my team ever did in our most dominant run

[keen brook]

Not that we have every single one already anyway.

But you never know if someone can snatch it away.

It was close in Melbourne.

Ollie had no chance to beat Lawson's lap time.

[floral apex]

imagine saying the most dominant team in f1 barely got any fastest laps

[keen brook]

But somehow Gabi drove a magical lap on this dead to beat an time.

Well, it was only a Mercedes.

but still

fresh vs almost dead

I still have no clue how Gabi did that.

And as for the like last 8 to 9 laps it was conditions again, our tires were cooking and insanely wearing once again.

Which of course didn't happen to the AI as always.

But also only the Alpines and Mercedes pitted for at the end.

[floral apex]

imagine being able to say dead wets beat fresh inters

Thats like usually the opposite of whats supposed to happen

[keen brook]

And with being forced into a 2nd we didn't have the gap anymore to easily go onto .

[keen brook]

yeah

I mean Ollie was like 7 tenths off Lawson's time.

But Gabi somehow has beaten it by less than a tenth.

[floral apex]

That would be lile saying worn hards beat fresh softs

[keen brook]

yeah

[floral apex]

one of my friends recently got into f1 24
he says the mediums in f2 suck but every other compound is okay

[keen brook]

Well, good that you have a choice which compound to use in F2 ... not.

I remember how I said I need to go back to the game when the 2024 F2 season is added.

Well, still to date I never did.

I just can't get bothered to play this game anymore.

[floral apex]

finally a wet race

[balmy rover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Eq1auIYkw

[floral apex]

ok i had to do a double take on that... NEGATIVE THREE BILLION?!?!?

the heck were you doing man?!?

[balmy rover]

finger slipped

[floral apex]

bro got my save max's buyout fee four times over in debt

[balmy rover]

after destroying my reputation for all eternity haas and sauber still welcomed me with open arms

i'll just start a new save

[floral apex]

bruh what

[floral apex]

the AIs just went three wide into Monza T1... in the wet... on slicks

and they managed to hold it through T2 albeit with some contact

[floral apex]

ok but why is there no VSC for this

Hamilton has crashed!

P4 after Monza
went full push on softs in the 2 laps between safety car in and checkered flag

P11 -> P4 in 2 laps

lets ignore that i had started on pole

WDC and WCC Update

rest of the WDC

i got a relatively comfortable gap in 2nd
of course im not looking to win the title here

p2 in the alpine would be legendary
WDC would just kill my will to do season 2

[fallow breach]

that is crazy

[floral apex]

bruh i know thats f1 2021 but the UI looks so damn similar to f1 23 that it might as well be a modded game

EA being lazy as always

[floral apex]

ive just checked the database editor to double check my points counts

and uh looks like the 2032 market will be exciting

just gotta complete 10 more races before that point

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport on Bluesky
ARE YOU READY FOR THE COLLAB OF THE CENTURY?!

12.12.33

[fallow breach]

hello

[floral apex]

me: trying not to win the title

max: yk what ima get knocked out in Q1

so i can either sim singapore or just DNF

[placid violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301440435543605271/1331592025191088140/20250122_102509.mp4?ex=6798c4b6&is=67977336&hm=b81977e78c455a15f9ea4045efe1713452b14c0217ec24895684f5b715cbbd83&
I honestly love turn 1

[floral apex]

of course marc

i simmed singapore

[fallow breach]

how'd it go

[floral apex]

ok its actually a good thing i did that

i went P12 and Max DNFed

so nothing changes at the top of the standings

[fallow breach]

great!

[red wadi]

Slovakia to fund secret Pellegrini Motorsport project
Well well well, Slovakia returned as a sponsor for Romeo. This could heavily boost the budget

(No this isn’t The Collab Of The Century)

[fallow breach]

imagine if it was

[red wadi]

So Pellegrini Motorsport are working on a secret project, interesting news👀

[fallow breach]

Indeed 👀

[fallow breach]

Drivers Championship 2028 into Singapore:
[Xe] DP 341
[Xe] Piastri 309
Norris 250
Bearman 212
Verstappen 105

Constructors:
[Xe] 650
462
142
137
129

three dnfs in a row zandvoort to baku is wild

artificially created title fight from a sealed third title for dp

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport finally gonna race in the Slovakian colours

[fallow breach]

How the three midseason inputs have fared so far:
Vesti
10 15 DNF 11 15 1pt
Hulkenberg
12 13 15 15 14 0pts
Iwasa
21 20 19 20 19 0pts

Onto Singapore!

Can Hulkenberg score in red?

Can DP win a 12th race on the season?

[floral apex]

the second time an entire country has sponsored a custom redawn team

[red wadi]

Brazil WEC results
Hypercar:

1. Pellegrini-Cadillac #84
2. Alpine #9
3. Cadillac #1
   LMGT3:
4. BMW-WRT #46
5. BMW Cohen Motorsport #99
6. Mercedes-AMG Iron Lynx #31
   GT4:
7. Ginetta USA #107
8. Ginetta USA #106
9. PUMA GT4 Racing #55

Pellegrini-Cadillac will forever have a 100% win rate🔥 🔥 🔥

[floral apex]

damn even this save got a Cohen in it

[fallow breach]

Career teams for all active XDPU drivers:

[Xe] DP [Xe] 2024-
[Xe] Piastri 2023-24, [Xe] 2025-

Norris 2019-
Bearman 2027-

Verstappen (as Toro Rosso) 2015-16, 2016-
Perez 2011-12, 2013, 2014-20 (as Force India 2014-18; as Racing Point 2019-20), 2021-

Leclerc 2018, 2019-
Hulkenberg 2010, (as Force India) 2011-12, 2013, (as Force India again) 2014-16, 2017-19, (as Racing Point, reserve driver who raced) 2020, (substitute driver) 2022, 2023-24, 2025-27, 2028-

Gasly (as Toro Rosso) 2017 (as reserve)-2018, 2019, 2019 (as Toro Rosso), 2020-22 (as AlphaTauri), 2023-
Vesti 2028-

Daruvala 2028-
Pourchaire [Xe] 2024, 2026-

Tsunoda 2021-24, 2025-
Sargeant 2023-

Martins 2028-
Stroll 2017-18, 2019- (as Racing Point 2019-20)

Hamilton 2007-12, 2013-
Russell 2019-21, 2022-

Fittipaldi 2025-
Hauger 2025-

Zhou 2022- (as Alfa Romeo 2022-23)
Iwasa 2028-

[floral apex]

lol

[fallow breach]

haas and McLaren keeping their drivers for so long

meanwhile Hulkenberg has been all over the grid

[floral apex]

Leclerc's full career path: - - - - -

[fallow breach]

hUh

btw should i sim or race singapore?

[floral apex]

my save had a contracts bug in tje first few seasons which meant drivers had a chance of not following signed contracts

[fallow breach]

thats crazy

[floral apex]

Leclerc (who won the 2024 title) went everywhere

meanwhile Ocon: -

[fallow breach]

[floral apex]

Ocon to Haas happened in my save long before it got announced

Verstappen: - - Sunwest

[fallow breach]

except for dp, Norris, Bearman, Vesti, Daruvala, Sargeant, Martins, Fittipaldi, Hauger and Iwasa have stayed at the team they joined with the entire time

obviously 4 of those are 2028 rookies so there hasnt been any opportunity to move but still

Xenon have had three drivers all time:
DP, Pourchaire, Piastri

[floral apex]

In 2025 we had Hamilton and Verstappen at Mercedes

i guess that didnt work out cuz the next season Lewis left for Alpine and Max went to my team

[fallow breach]

for sure it didn't work

[fallow breach]

^?

[floral apex]

i mean how many front wings are you gonna lose in the next hour of retries

[fallow breach]

only issue i can foresee is the pit entry

but also if i sim i'll probably dnf again bc this game hates the idea of a driver winning more than 15 races in a season (which is something dp seems perfectly on to do)

[floral apex]

also my simmed P12 in singapore is my first ever finish outside of the plinrs

[fallow breach]

im gonna race singapore

[floral apex]

K

Gl

[fallow breach]

i need to at least get another finish on the cards

Wet quali, wet to dry race.

[floral apex]

in monza i pitted for softs under a late safety car thinking i could get on the podium
Before SC: P4
Durinf SC: P11
After SC: P4

[fallow breach]

um what.

Xenon 1-2 provisional quali

Norris P3, Russell P4, Stroll P5, then Bearman, Daruvala, Tsunoda, Gasly and Hamilton.

Verstappen is P19.

[floral apex]

get jehan in that red bull fr

[fallow breach]

Oh and Logan Sargeant is P12 ahead of Checo

[floral apex]

why is max so good at uncooking in your save

[fallow breach]

i might have to rerun it tho i fast forwarded too far to go back out for a second run

the second run was inters. i end up p21

last time i started p21 was monza. a world of frustration.

but if i do keep this result, Norris would be on pole YET AGAIN from Piastri, then Leclerc, Daruvala P4, Tsunoda, Russell, Hamilton, Perez, Verstappen and Gasly.

BRUH MY WET TYRE TIME WAS STILL 2 SECONDS FASTER THAN IWASA ON INTERS

but yeah im gonna restart

bc i want to actually have a competitive quali time

[floral apex]

in monza we had a wet start but not wet enough for inters

Later in the race Marc was giving me radio messages as if i were on inters

"Don't overheat the tires" and "we may need to box for drys on short notice"

[fallow breach]

alright thats more like it.. hUh

DP on pole.

Then it's Leclerc on the front row.

Russell and Tsunoda 3 and 4

Then Hamilton, Piastri, Verstappen, Norris, Stroll and Gasly.

Daruvala's 11th, Sargeant P12, Hauger P13, Checo is P16, Bearman is P20.

[floral apex]

I did get a bit pissed in monza cuz i boxed following Max
And ended up losing out to Charles and Lando, who were the two that I couldn't catch up to

[red wadi]

🙏

[fallow breach]

Damn

[floral apex]

I actually had a good battle with Max, somehow i was able to keep up with him during the first stint

but P4 to Max's P1 is a good result anyway

i'm like doing the opposite of what f1 drivers normally do

Instead of fighting for the title i'm fighting not to get the title

[red wadi]

It’s finally December, Romeo is 1 month away from turning 35

[floral apex]

he old

[fallow breach]

Any race predictions in Singapore? Xenons start 1-6

[fallow breach]

fr

[red wadi]

Fr, it’s been nearly 18 years since bro started karting

[floral apex]

in monza i think i took out hamilton but did it in such a way that sainz got penalized for taking him out

[floral apex]

hes led such a decorated career

and now he gets the opportunity to pass his expertise to the new juniors

If you had the opportunity to join a motorsports team led by an 8-time F1 WDC, invited by the man himself, would you take it?

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport will officially be named Pellegrini Motorsport Slovakia
The team will officially be named after the country that the team origins from, the Parliament greenlighted the name change after initially rejecting the name. Their full name in some motorsports will be VERY long

[red wadi]

That must feel so good as a talent, so yea I would

[red wadi]

“PELLEGRINI MOTORSPORT SLOVAKIA-LIGIER WINS IN F2”

[floral apex]

i likw how this name implies theres Pellegrini Motorsports in other countries

[red wadi]

It’s just Slovakia seeing PM as a tourist-magnet tbh

[floral apex]

usually thats the only time they put a country name at the end of a company name, if theres other divisions in other nations

[red wadi]

Ah yes “Pellegrini Motorsport Slovakia opens factory in Manchester” sounds a bit silly, but like I said Slovakia is smelling money

[floral apex]

ngl i got pretty lucky to be able to select the same title sponsor for 4 straight years

Im boutta install a 100-sponsor mod just to use 50 of them

ngl theres not enough sponsor stuff in F1 Manager

esp when you realize you sign your sponsors at the start of the season and then never see their names again until the end of the season

[fallow breach]

hello

again

im still racing

[floral apex]

especially the bonus sponsors, you sign them and then you never hear from them again

[fallow breach]

4 drivers have pitted
Sargeant, Perez, Hulkenberg and Vesti.

Theyre onto Inters.

[floral apex]

bro showed up in the middle of me doing an F1M yap

[floral apex]

i mean what else would you be doing, relaxing on your yacht in the marina?

[fallow breach]

Daruvala pitted on lap 7

DP pits on lap 8

[floral apex]

DP73 after taking out half the grid and retiring in the pits for the 357th time:

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport x PREMA
The Slovakian team (which lowkey sounds Italian) will join forces with the Italian outfit in IndyCar, F2, F3 and F4. This means that Pellegrini Motorsport will have 3 cars in F2, and IndyCar is a curious one, is Jonas Friis going to the US?

[floral apex]

Pellegrini does indeed sound like an Italian name

Maybe its the "ini" suffix

[red wadi]

It is a Italian surname actually

“Romeo Pellegrini” the most italian non-italian name

[red wadi]

(THIS is the so called Collab Of The Century)

[floral apex]

Pellègrìnicèš

[red wadi]

PREMA to enter with 3rd car in IndyCar, will be in the livery of PMS’ choice
The car will run number 84 and will most likely feature a PMS driver

[floral apex]

Of course its 84

[floral apex]

pellegrini but its vaguely slovakian

plot twist i accidentally made a Czech name

[fallow breach]

DP puts an end to his horrid run of luck to win in Singapore!

[floral apex]

finally!

[red wadi]

It’s actually the only series they run in with #84

[fallow breach]

Charles Leclerc claims Ferrari's first podium of the season in P2, and Russell gets Mercedes' first podium of the season in P3.

[red wadi]

Because they’re not full time in WEC

[fallow breach]

Piastri finishes P4 from Tsunoda, Hamilton, Verstappen, Norris, Gasly and Stroll.

[red wadi]

(For now)

[fallow breach]

Championships:
[Xe] DP 367
[Xe] Piastri 321
Norris 254
Bearman 212
Verstappen 111
(Leclerc is P6 with 110, we could see him enter the top 5 soon 👀)

[Xe] 688
466
155
148
131

[floral apex]

i wanted to make a random piece of news so

[fallow breach]

huhhh???

[red wadi]

Actually I just realised

[floral apex]

"Hamburger supplier" i just had to get a tweet set up

[red wadi]

Pellegrini Motorsport doesn’t have a single sponsor that sponsors them in every class, because Slovakia isn’t a sponsor

[floral apex]

of course not, its a country

ooh new ferrari race suit mod just dropped

[fallow breach]

(nobody claimed they were)

[red wadi]

IMSA: Veloce Wines
F2/F3/F1A: PREMA and unkown yet
IndyCar: PREMA and unkown yet
F4: PREMA and unkown yet
TBA: unkown yet

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ah my favorite racing series: TBA

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Yeah true, a country that is smelling MONEY with PMS

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get prema a deal on IMSA

just slap a small logo on the nose

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Then PREMA would indeed be a sponsor in all series

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we all know what they say about people addressing non-existent allegations 👀

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Yes PREMA will also sponsor in the TBA series except that’s not official yet

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welcome to custom F1 teams BSing around

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what is you guys' input on the xenon driver situation?

is Piastri still the way forward, or is it time for Xenon to look into change?

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pastry is still in the game

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Pellegrini Motorsport Slovakia-Ligier adds PREMA to IMSA sponsorlist
PREMA will be the main co-developer of the car, the full name according to imsa.com is now PREMA Pellegrini Motorsport-Ligier. According to multiple Slovakian reports this is to avoid an extensive name length and Slovakian is reportedly NOT interested in funding anything besides the secret project, so PMS will be the corporations name but NOT the team name in EVERY class besides the one yet to be announced

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i've just seen something hilarious

sauber

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sauber got three drivers and still have zero points

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Like I said it’s purely from a corporate side (the name change) allegedly Slovakia’s PM has a stake in PM(S)

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and none of them are in the top 22 of a 22 car championship 💀

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only sauber would go P23-P24-P25 in a 22 car championship

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theres co-dominance at the top and bottom of the championship:

Xenon and McLaren at the top
Haas and Sauber at the bottom

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does anyone want to discuss this

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Also the last news of 2033 will drop and it’s a VERY late announcement

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"xenon"
- xenon

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watch it drop at 11:59pm on december 31, 2034

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very wise words ik

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Average Pellegrini Motorsport announcement (they have to announce it BEFORE 2034)

LMAO I MESSED UP THE YEARS

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bruhh

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Me when it’s nearly 2034 in the lore (I meant 2033)

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also very inspirational

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It’s either Jonas Friis getting a seat or Per Christensen getting a seat (bro boutta race in two racing classes in 2035)

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PMS would just post “Pellegrini” lmao

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and then max verstappen just replies "no"

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https://tenor.com/view/no-absolutely-not-vince-mcmahon-mr-mcmahon-of-course-not-wwe-gif-17004146661244919569

Just kidding, yes you better beat McLaren

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fun fact xenon lead by 222 points in the constructors rn

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Dayum

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how are sunwest replying to something going on in a totally different universe 3 years ago

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Sunwest also collabed with IsrFast sooooo

Ah yes the insanely long name mobile

I even cooked a custom engine name I forgot

Oh yeah EnReal

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russell and Leclerc have been totally different drivers since the british gp inclusive compared to before it

LEC:
6 10 13 7 6 10 9 10 7 15 10 | 4 6 5 5 4 2

RUS:
13 16 DNF 13 15 13 14 14 15 6 16 | 14 9 8 8 8 3

where the line is the midseason transfer window

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Okay wait, why does PMS lowkey sound like a brand that manufactures guns or smth😭🙏

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interdimensional time travelling online back and forthing

yeahhhh this makes total sense

anyway, on now to the us grand prix

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definitely makes sense how sunwest Verstappen and xenon DP can interact

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Idk why my brain thought of that but it’s either that or they sound like they build TVs or smth

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any predictions?

For the US GP

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xenon 1-3

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Every time

Need i ask which one gets P1

thats ridiculous bruh how is piastri p17

he didnt go back out. HE WAS P17 AND HE DIDNT GO BACK OUT.

im not actually gonna keep that

no way

that's pathetic.

8th.

Better than 17th..

But still pathetic.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK OUT.

YOU WERE P8.

So lucky nobody behind could improve.

The way hes going hes gonna get overtaken by Hulkenberg off the start

Because yeah

Nico Hülkenberg qualified P9 in the Ferrari.

He is the lead Ferrari.

Leclerc is P16.

A brilliant P3 for Martins and P4 for Daruvala.

So its DP, Norris, Martins, Daruvala, Russell, Verstappen, Bearman and Piastri in the top 8.

Hulkenberg and Perez are 9th and 10th.

i can see whats gonna happen

osc is gonna fade so hard he doesnt even finish p3 (norris in p3 is 67 behind and then bearman in p4 is 109 behind osc)

i hope i get proven wrong.

1-3 can probably be thrown out of the window though

bro got stuck behind yuki tsunoda in a williams in Singapore 💀

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bruhh

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He forgets he's driving a Xenon and not a beginning of 2024 Alpine

at least hes starting on softs for the sprint (5 of the 7 ahead of him are on mediums)

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i like how i went "verstappen hijacks sunwest twitter" and then he ended up having a twitter fight with DP

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JONAS FRIIS TO RACE IN INDYCAR WITH PREMA-PELLEGRINI MOTORSPORT
Well damn, who’s gonna be sacrificed to the testruns now

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i didnt even intend for a twitter fight to break out i just mentioned "Verstappen would respond no"

By that i meant XDPU Verstappen, the one thats p5 in the championship

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Announcement guy gave up, just wants to celebrate Romeo’s birthday

Romeo is officially 35 now😔

Bro is getting old

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The Saubers, Ferraris, VCARBS, McLarens, Tsunoda, Verstappen and Martins are on mediums

Everyone else on softs

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"ayo happy birthday unc" ahh announcement

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Okay I have to turn this into a real announcement by the team

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Top 5 remain as they started through S1+2 of lap 1.

Piastri is up to P6, Hulkenberg up to P7, Verstappen down to P8, Bearman down to P9

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Romeo Pellegrini turns 35, happy birthday boss!
Damn remember when Romeo was 24? Yeah that shit was 11 years ago, my boss is getting old. Romeo is reaching unc status, like my guy is born in 1999💀

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You know they’re crossing the universe when they posted it in August while bro is born on January the 1st

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Wait what if Romeo was supposed to be born in 1998 but he had a Valterri Bottas Monaco 2021 moment

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he is sending this while driving the sprint

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Bro is actually a unc😭🙏

Watch Romeo do all the tests now

Nashville is turning 9 in about 2 months🔥 🔥

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Sprint order to end lap 2:
DP, Norris, Russell, Martins, Piastri, Daruvala, Hulkenberg, Verstappen

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Nashville turns 9 on the 7th of May btw

Nashville boutta reach junior unc status

Dominik is like 13 at this point🔥

Bro is old enough to be on Discord

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DP wins the Sprint in Austin!

Norris takes P2, followed by Russell and Piastri. Martins gets P5, then Nico Hulkenberg scores 3 points in P6. Daruvala is P7 and Bearman scores 1 in P8.

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Alright who we sacrificing to the test role?

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I forgot about that

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How will Xenon do in the main GP quali/race?

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?

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someone

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Hmm

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LANCE STROLL IS P3 ON THE GRID IN THE USA

AND LANDO IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN IN THE TOP 14 🥳

Bearman is still P2

on the grid

but yeah

Lando had a crazy poor quali

P17

Saying that, Max had a fairly poor quali too

P10, behind Hulkenberg who is once again the lead Ferrari

The Astons have turned quite good suddenly

Stroll is P3, Martins P5

Xenon have reportedly given Oscar Piastri an ultimatum

Apparently, Piastri is being held to a performance clause in his contract. The Australian has seven Grands Prix remaining in the season and two Sprints including the US Grand Prix main race, and it has been said that if he performs lower than 2nd in the Driver’s Championship, he will be cut. the reliability of this statement is uncertain, the allegation comes from a source that have falsified some things in the past.

Anyway, Piastri starts P14 after qualifying P4 and taking a grid penalty

Lights out and away we go!

Stroll is P2.

End of lap 1 (i said the lights out bit a little late)
DP, Stroll, Bearman, Martins, Russell, Hamilton, Hulkenberg, Verstappen, Tsunoda, Gasly.

Piastri has lost a position to Frederik Vesti.

Come on.. is it really that over for him?!

why is he wallowing in p15

his teammate leads by four seconds after lap 1!

Come on oscar catch up mate

Infuriatingly tho i bet Oscar would start doing well if he was against xenon

Martins has a mechanical problem

Bearman has passed Stroll for P2.

Martins is now down to P6.

Lap 4.

on lap 7

idk what the hell happened

OMG MAN WHY

that means Piastri is P19

By the looks of things it was Hauger and Norris colliding that caused the flag?

Thats the only entry in the incident log

Hauger and Norris both got 10 second penalties for it

At the Red Flag Restart it's:
DP, Tsunoda, Bearman, Stroll, Russell, Hulkenberg, Vesti, Pourchaire, Perez, Zhou, Norris, Martins, Hauger, Sargeant, Hamilton, Verstappen, Gasly, Leclerc, Piastri, Daruvala, Fittipaldi and Iwasa.

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Sunwest with Antonelli be like

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Mechanical failure

Fittipaldi is out

Current top 10:
DP, Bearman, Tsunoda, Stroll, Hulkenberg, Vesti, Zhou, Russell, Perez, Pourchaire

4 laps remain

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But the question remains: Despite the questionable reliability of this source, who would Xenon sign if not Piastri?

Stroll passes Tsunoda for P3!

Lap 13/14

1 lap remains

DP wins the US Grand Prix!

It will be Ollie Bearman in P2, and Lance Stroll on the podium in P3!

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Romeo Pellegrini

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imagine if that was possible

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Tsunoda gets P4, then Hulkenberg for Ferrari with an amazing P5, then Vesti, Russell, Perez, Pourchaire and Hamilton.

Having been dealt the short straw with the red flag timing, Piastri recovers to P12.

Drivers
[Xe] DP 401
[Xe] Piastri 326
Norris 261
Bearman 231
Verstappen 111

Constructors
[Xe] 727
492
168
152
139

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but seriously who else

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Any promising rookies

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tbh daruvala seems like he has the pieces to be good

but i think xenon would want to aim high rather than build someone up from the bottom

they have that sort of laser focused mentality to them regarding championships.

besides we might not even see a change at xenon

those rumours of an ultimatum might be completely made up

a fan says "interesting how Xenon posted the other week saying they weren't replacing Oscar with Max - unprovoked - and now a rumour comes out that there's an ultimatum over Oscar's head."

Next up is the Mexican GP.

DP is on pole, Piastri is P3.

hell yeah osc might claw it back

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go oscar

Me in XDPU: Go Oscar!
Me in SWU: screw you oscar

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Lap 4 of 18:
DP leads from Piastri and Norris. Russell is P4 then Bearman, Stroll, Perez, Verstappen, Pourchaire and Tsunoda

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also XDPU

you named it such to make it clear its a DP save

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i didnt notice that

XPDU apparently

ive got reports of some huge driver market shifts in my save

But we'll see what happens

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how is lando so fast

hes on mediums

oscar is on softs

hes just passed oscar for p2

bruh bearman is p4 now

why must mclaren ruin our day

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Blud is 35, let bro rest

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in your world reddawn

its 2028 in mine

still quite old to be a rookie in f1

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Romeo Pellegrini to become PMS test driver
He’s back ladies and gentlemen, most likely we’ll see less tests now

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of course he is

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It was the perfect bridge to my bit of lore haha

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Bro is 29 in your universe 💀

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do you have any input as to who xenon could hire if Piastri doesnt perform

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Blud didn’t want to sign even more drivers so he signed himself 🔥 🔥

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Jüri Vips🔥 🔥

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only way i could do anyone like romeo or juri or just anyone who isnt in the driver market would be by changing the custom driver name and essentially 'retiring' DP

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Shit Vips isn’t in 24?

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pretty sure he isnt

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Watch 35 year old Romeo Pellegrini show to some kart track and ruin some kids’ birthday party bc bro wants to test his new FIA sanctioned karts

(He dominates that day by 10 seconds)

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plot twist he made that kids day because said kid was a pellegrini superfan

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bruh

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That would be an insane plot twist, bro got to meet his idol

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mclarens were faster on mediums somehow, Norris lasted until lap 12 on mediums and went onto softs

Piastri has no chance of a podium now i bet

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Antonelli might be making a comeback soon

and he might be coming back in red

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doesnt really narrow things down

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What if, Romeo secretly is hinting towards a return to racing but not in autosports👀

(That’s not happening since bro is 36 next year)

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athlete arc for romeo??

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watch bro return to WWE for that one PLE in the Slovakia Center

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He returns to racing... but in iRacing

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Pellegrini Motorsport lives up to it’s name…… and will build a motorcyle
Due to rules of most motorcycle classes, WE ARE SEEING PELLEGRINI MOTORSPORT IN MOTOGP NEXT YEAR!!

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imagine pellegrini vs Verstappen as iRacers

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man theyre nonstop

they're getting all of slovakia into all of these classes of racing

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(This is the Slovakian funded project)

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Big ambitions for a big man

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The slovakian fans when they have to go from only watching F1 to having to watch 50 different classes

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Also no official year yet, for all we know the “next year” was cap and they’re joining in like 2038

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im so annoyed

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Bc PMS always announces stuff with a year/date

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what the hell

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IMSA, IndyCar, WEC, F2, F3, F1A and F4 watching their viewership numbers skyrocket because of Slovakia

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my controller disconnected as i was cornering

i either have to retire from the race or restart it completely

i was on lap 17 of 18 man 😔

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Bruh

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imagine having to explain this in lore

"Man the steering wheel got stuck"

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Pellegrini moment

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"[redacted because fia are snowflakes]"

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Wait PM must be the most active independent team

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lemme see what happens if i retire. calling it now, mclaren 1-2 because of course

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Probably yeah