f1-games

[red wadi]

What a return to the lore

[floral apex]

Monza Tifosi when pelley is a ferrari driver: track is filled to sector 2

Monza Tifosi when pelley is a haas driver: theres like 2 people out there

[fallow breach]

fr

[red wadi]

Ferrari got scammed btw

Romeo payed Ferrari his salary to break his contract (and the F100 isn’t his anymore), but that means he was a FA and HAAS didn’t have to pay 1.2b for him

[floral apex]

f in chat for his f100

fortunately he has too many twingos!

[red wadi]

Montreal moment😭🙏

[red wadi]

Exactly!

Nashville’s storyline gonna be crazy

[fallow breach]

Aston Martin are down to P3 in R&D.

[floral apex]

oh no!

[fallow breach]

McLaren now top from Red Bull

[floral apex]

how did aston fall off

[fallow breach]

no clue

[keen brook]

Well, it's Aston.

[red wadi]

Just realised, K-Mag is like 38 now

[fallow breach]

Who will win in Baku?

[keen brook]

Bahrain F3 qualifying result of my full British team career

Bahrain F3 sprint race result of my full British team career

Bahrain F3 feature race result of my full British team career

current F3 championship standings

[fallow breach]

Grid for Baku:
TSU
ALB
NOR
PER
PIA
STR
SAR
RUS
LEC
VER
GAS
HAM
POU
OCO
NIS
MAG
ZHO
BOS
HUL
COR
[DP]
SAI

Lap 1, DP crashes with Gasly and Leclerc, then clobbers his own front left tyre at the castle section and retires

[keen brook]

new affiliates for 2025

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda wins, Norris and Piastri on the podium. Albon, Verstappen, Stroll, Russell, Perez, Hamilton and Leclerc.

Speedrun a few.

Singapore Quals

Aston Martin front row, Norris P3, Albon P4

[keen brook]

new affiliate

[fallow breach]

Massive shocks in the grand prix:

Piastri wins, Russell P2, Sainz P3, Sargeant P4, then Gasly, Ocon, Pourchaire, Norris, Nissany and Magnussen.

Hamilton P11, Albon P12, Tsunoda P13, Verstappen P14, Perez P15, Stroll P16, Zhou P17, Boschung P18, Hulkenberg P19, Leclerc DNF

[keen brook]

Nissany points?

[fallow breach]

Piastri's win means McLaren have taken the lead in the constructors

[keen brook]

That's crazy.

[fallow breach]

And Ferrari now have two podiums

sixty two whole points

where did that come from

[fallow breach]

Only 2, but points is points, as Ferrari know

[floral apex]

this guy is in f3 in my save
and is the only trident driver not under my junior team

[red wadi]

My dumbass brain thought it was Grayson Waller for a sec

[floral apex]

lol

trident as "sunwest trident motorsport" is still funny asf lol

[fallow breach]

Heading into COTA, Red Bull are now fastest from McLaren and Aston. Williams have got back by Haas, Ferrari are up to 6th, Merc still 7th, Alpine are down to 8th, then VCARB, Sauber and DPM.

[floral apex]

where did red bull come from

[red wadi]

Romeo’s story is nearly over…. Damn

[fallow breach]

theyve been there

[red wadi]

Nashville’s story is gonna cook

[floral apex]

this phase of the story is "from one pellegrini to another"

[fallow breach]

they were right with the front when williams were p3 earlier in the season

[red wadi]

True also Nashville has some INSANE lore from when he turns 16 onwards

[floral apex]

pre-F1: "Early Days", "The Twingo", "Falling Into A Ditch"
Haas: "The Debut"
Mercedes: "First Title and Controversy"
Red Bull: "Start of a Dominance"
Ferrari: "Unexpected Start and End"
Haas 2.0: "Back To The Beginnings"
Post-F1: "End of an Era"
Transition phase: "From One Pellegrini to Another"

[red wadi]

Actually i’m gonna drop some lore

[fallow breach]

On paper Red Bull are top, but on track its still McLaren, this time Lando.

[red wadi]

Ferrari ‘hijacked’ Romeo’s return to HAAS in 2030
Ferrari allegedly hijacked the homecoming of Romeo a year ago, Romeo and HAAS where nearly finishing the deal when Ferrari made a “too good to seem true” offer. How could’ve the 2030 season looked if Romeo did have an early homecoming?

[keen brook]

but 1 thing never changed: the Twingo

[floral apex]

these could be chapter names for the pelley book

[red wadi]

Yeah you cooked

[floral apex]

i forgot to make a ditch reference so i added one

[red wadi]

Yes, I wanted to join HAAS in 2030. So I just cooked lore

[floral apex]

my wallpaper is technically 6 years old by now

[red wadi]

I just realized something

The Vips-Pellegrini friendship could’ve been a BIG indicator Romeo was interested in moving back to the team that gave him his do or die chance

[floral apex]

and then he comes in and straight up replaces his best friend

but i dont think theres any hard feelings over there
they couldve planned it from the start idk

[fallow breach]

Norris, Tsunoda, Piastri, Verstappen, Stroll, Albon, Sainz, Leclerc, Perez and Russell top 10 for sprint

[red wadi]

Maybe who knows, they’re still best buddies (Vips is defending Romeo’s actions in Monaco)

[floral apex]

vips x pellegrini

[red wadi]

Might be cooking something with that👀

[floral apex]

i wouldnt be surprised if a pellegrini ended up marrying a vips

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

Sprint scorers in COTA:
Tsunoda, Norris, Piastri, Verstappen, Albon, Perez, Sainz, Hamilton

[floral apex]

charlotte pellegrini x andrei vips storyline?!?!?!?

[red wadi]

Hmmmm

[fallow breach]

GP quali:
Tsunoda back in front, on pole. Piastri P2, Norris P3. Then Russell, Verstappen, Stroll, Hamilton, Albon, Sainz and Gasly.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL??

KEVIN MAGNUSSEN WINS THE US GRAND PRIX. WHAT?

[floral apex]

HUH

[fallow breach]

Ocon P2, Sainz gets ANOTHER PODIUM

[floral apex]

WHAT IS GOING ON

your game keeps being drunk fr

[fallow breach]

but surprisingly thats where the drunkenness stops

sorta

Piastri P4, Norris P5, Albon P6, Hamilton P7, Verstappen P8, Russell P9, Gasly P10

[floral apex]

i had to search up estonian names for that lmao

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda P11.

[floral apex]

this seems somewhat normal tbh

also verstappen p8 again

[red wadi]

Lol, I might honestly do it

[fallow breach]

except for idfk the whole podium

magnussen winning, ocon p2 and sainz p3

[floral apex]

nah thats totally normal

[fallow breach]

i thought nissany getting points in Singapore was odd but damn

[floral apex]

one odd race to another

[fallow breach]

i think it was singapore anyway

i was originally planning to stop for the night after cota but damn i kinda wanna see what mexico has to offer

[fallow breach]

That podium had drivers in the 9th, 8th and 6th fastest cars respectively

No change in R&D going to Mexico

should i do full quali see who gets eliminated in q1/2?

[fallow breach]

indeed

i didnt

short quali for mexico

Norris P1, Piastri P2

Verstappen, Tsunoda, Perez, Albon, Russell, Stroll, Ocon and Sainz.

[floral apex]

will there be chaos

[fallow breach]

dp is certainly gonna try to stir some 💀

whats his excuse gonna be for crashing like its a hobby

[red wadi]

Okay I just cooked something crazy

[keen brook]

Btw Lefevre drives with the number 5, Hauger with the number 94.

[red wadi]

Drugovich calls Pellegrini ‘unrespectful brat’ after Monaco GP
Drugovich called 7 time champion Pellegrini a unrespectful brat after his celebrations after the Monaco GP, Pellegrini bit back by saying: “You have a lot of talk for someone with 1 career podium and who hasn’t scored a point in 2 years.”

[floral apex]

chaos goes brrrr

[fallow breach]

damnnn

[red wadi]

Tbh Drugo is a Brazilian, so this was the perfect time to start a random ass beef

[fallow breach]

speaking of chaos, dp crashed sargeant out and caused stroll to have to pit under safety car

[floral apex]

dam

[red wadi]

Tbh Drugo is probably getting cooked online

[floral apex]

by an angry mob of slovakians

[red wadi]

Poor Drugo is going after a 7 time champion and a people’s champ while he hasn’t been in the top 10 for 2 years 😭😭🙏

The Slovakians probably make jokes about that

[fallow breach]

Is this successful chaos?

List of DNFs:
Piastri, Hamilton, Norris, DP, Zhou, Sargeant

this race could end up voided bc i forgot to press continue before turning off my ps4 😭

[floral apex]

ngl that seems pretty standard

except for nissany p10

[keen brook]

Yuki wins whilst Stroll is 11th.

[floral apex]

thats just stroll

[fallow breach]

fair enough

[floral apex]

nissany p10 and stroll being stroll

[floral apex]

tbh i just installed that deluxe liveries mod just to have options going into the future
Cuz im running out of unique livery templates

[frozen thunder]

points in japan

points in the chinese sprint (no points in race)

points in miami ‼️

no points in the race

i mean sprint

no points in the sprint

[floral apex]

Hondoints?!?!?

[frozen thunder]

we're actually cooking

i love road to glory

i really like this livery despite how mediocre it may seem to others

[floral apex]

oop i think the livery mod replaced the livery im using right now

ima complete FP2 and then temporarily remove that mod until the end of the season

why is the game letting me set 78.8 laps even tho the mediums can only handle 59

[frozen thunder]

woah ive never seen this before

[floral apex]

"screw the fia" ahh vote

[keen brook]

It never limits you at the start of the session.

Which is stupid but well, that's how it is.

[floral apex]

ok i just quickly uninstalled my new livery template mods cuz one of them overrid my current livery funnily enough

time to finish the austria gp weekend

thats better

VCARB sandwich

[keen brook]

It's actually annoying that it doesn't say at the start of the session that the tires don't last that long because I always have to manually check that.

[floral apex]

most random battle to ever exist

[keen brook]

Like I do the Maths how much laps, based of the fastest time in the previous practice session, can be done in 60 minutes just to then see, well, the effort was for nothing because the tires can't go that long.

Well, I round the times up to 1:x0 or 1:x5.

To make it simpler.

[floral apex]

lol what i just do is the default 15 laps before i get an ideal setup
and then bump it up to either 30 or 40 once i get the setup good

[keen brook]

That's what I do until the setup is done with the 15 laps.

Then I calculate the minimum amount of fuel to get until the end of the session.

• 1 lap buffer

Somehow once that still ended in running out of fuel.

Like I even add 1 extra lap, how is that still not enough fuel?

But it was really just once that it happened.

[floral apex]

i do full conserve anyway which does help

[keen brook]

still weird though

[floral apex]

except for occasionally when i do a random quali lap sim

the haas does look similar to us doesnt it

[keen brook]

I do that to still have as best lap times as possible without interrupting the run because the acclimatization goes up faster if they drive more laps in 1 piece.

[floral apex]

yeah i figured that out

thats why i double the stint length once i get the setup done

[keen brook]

That's why I hate rain in practice.

It interrupts the long runs.

[floral apex]

the cool part about rain in practice is if its in the middle of the session you can still keep your drivers out on slicks

[keen brook]

Well, maybe I shouldn't always pit to be on the right tires for the conditions but it only feels right to do that.

I like rain that goes up to less than 1mm and then ends already.

[floral apex]

i think i once got rain that went to like 0.12 and then ended

[keen brook]

I don't remember what the least was I had but it was more than that.

0.25 or something like that

Maybe it even was once under 0.2.

[floral apex]

the only reason i dislike mclaren's current number style is its difficult to make other numbers out of it

[keen brook]

Yeah, I don't really like it, it's a bit weird.

[floral apex]

like tell me this says 38

[keen brook]

That's 3E.

[floral apex]

i preferred their 2023 number style

[keen brook]

wait

It that how the 8 in Oscar's 81 looks like?

Or looks the 8 as 2nd digit different than as 1st digit?

[floral apex]

i mean yeah but his 8 actually looks like an 8 and not an E

i think F1M's scaling messed up on the second digit

[keen brook]

Yeah, it's closed and not open at the right.

Well, hopefully I'll never have Ollie driving for McLaren to see that.

[floral apex]

this 55 is just completely unintelligible

[keen brook]

That's 9E.

[floral apex]

it is possible the mod the numbers, i wonder why nobody has done one for McLaren

[keen brook]

Yeah, the McLaren number font seems to be messed up.

[floral apex]

i wonder if this is a base game Merc number style or a part of the livery mod

Alpine

[keen brook]

I think the base game even stays with blue and yellow.

for car 1 and 2

I remember Lando having a yellow 4.

and Max a blue 1/33

1 in 2025 and 33 in 2026

[floral apex]

i dont think aston's changed at all

haas seems pretty normal also

[keen brook]

I think Haas is originally black.

nevermind

[floral apex]

Williams is also fairly normal

[keen brook]

It's white.

but a lot bigger

The number on the front wing goes over the whole width.

[floral apex]

i think Audi's is just Sauber's in white

Red Bull's is also pretty standard

hmmm have we gone over every team

all but ferrari but neither of their drivers are out

German Ferrari is also fairly standard

[keen brook]

That's literally the default Ferrari number with the yellow line around.

and in white

I know it's not black because only in Monza it was with the carbon fiber optic.

[floral apex]

all of the other numbers are nice
except whatever mclaren is going for

i feel like f1 manager has some weird cropping on there that cuts off the 2nd digit

[keen brook]

yeah

[floral apex]

even this other mclaren livery mod still uses the regular mclaren number

[keen brook]

I think it's just oversized and goes over the area that's supposed to be for the number.

I couldn't find the word for that.

[floral apex]

oh i found one that actually uses a different number font for mclaren

I guess white mclaren will make a comeback for 2031!

ONE MINUTE

Thats how good the cars are now in my save

[keen brook]

It's close to sub 1 minute.

[floral apex]

\

wow even the subtitles got changed

[frozen thunder]

guys i’m in debt

3 million in debt

make that 5 million now

[floral apex]

oh no

[frozen thunder]

my sponsor planned saved me 😭😭

we’re only 100k in debt

[frozen thunder]

i’m so glad i picked sponsor activities as the majority payout

[floral apex]

rain

Aron and Norris have crashed

[floral apex]

try noy to go even further into debt

[frozen thunder]

we did it

P6

by a point

ho lee sheet

well charles won the drivers championship

aboslute shock

okay class of 2025

Ferrari: Lewis and Charles

Redbull: Max and Fernando

Mclaren: Oscar and Lando

Mercedes: George and Theo

Aston Martin: Valtteri and Yuki

Nissan Honda: Ayumu and Ryō

VCARB: Pierre and Checo

Alpine: Vandoorne and Carlos

Williams: Alex and Esteban

Haas: Zhou and Daniel

[sleek shell]

Pierre back in vcarb is kinda cruel 😭

[frozen thunder]

all that debt paid off man

we have a very dominant car, i hope my drivers can use it to the fullest

[floral apex]

the track isnt drying quickly lol

i like how theres no rain but DRS is still disabled cuz the track water is above 1mm

AND AGAIN

Piastri wins the Austrian GP!

F2 update

[frozen thunder]

our first 1-2 finally! and of course it had to be Japan as well

[floral apex]

F3 update

F1 WDC Update
Leclerc is 21st with 3 points, Lawson is 22nd with 0

F1 WCC Update
Alpine is 11th with 3 points

The 2030 season is suddenly exciting

We lost Italy to Russell and Austria is lost to Piastri

[floral apex]

fking nissan honda gets a 1-2 meanwhile the most dominant team im the channel goes 2-3

[vague willow]

yeah

i am back

and i somehow got both drivers into sq2

i forgot to send them out dang it

out in sq2

[vague willow]

haas p3

hulkenberg is finally back on form on my team

what a turnaround

never mind hes back to being behind

of course stroll caused a red flag

he sent it off of 10 at austria in q2

no way he did it AGAIN in the grand prix this time

damn it it didnt pit hulkenberg on the safety car

i told it to

oh well

finally we got points

i forgot about hulkenberg and gave bro a puncture

piastri got p9 though

[vague willow]

i just love to see this

[keen brook]

Sunwest doing a Red Bull 2024?

just without Checo

[keen brook]

There was an issue with fitting on the rear left tire at Pérez's pit stop.

And then there was an issue with fitting on the rear left tire at Lefevre's pit stop.

[keen brook]

penalty points after the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix:
Lefevre 1 (+1)

championship fight after the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix

[floral apex]

we lead every lap and then some sneaky red bull comes in and pips us to the race win at the end

[floral apex]

imagine being the unlucky guy who gets put first on the penalty points list

[fallow breach]

Multiple Sunwest losses??

[floral apex]

yep

[fallow breach]

that is honestly insane

i might do another career save when i finish the current DPMU, as DPM but this time making them a championship contender team from the outset

[floral apex]

DPM but its not a sim save basically

[fallow breach]

But i think that is a way down the line yet

We're only in season 4 as it is

[fallow breach]

could still be a sim save except theyre set up as champ contenders in the create a team process

The original Mexico timeline i did last night is unsaved and therefore i have to redo the race

[floral apex]

all of the FP1 drivers my save has seen

[fallow breach]

new mexico gp: Tsunoda won from Norris, Piastri, Verstappen, Stroll, Albon, Perez, Russell, Sainz and Leclerc. Normal race, minus double points for Ferrari.

That's Tsunoda's 12th win out of 19. What started out as the perfect season is slowly unravelling as Piastri is starting to catch.

Championship top 10:
Tsunoda 377
Piastri 320
Norris 283
Stroll 193
Verstappen 185
Albon 133
Russell 118
Perez 117
Gasly 87
Hamilton 62

Full Constructors Standings:
603
570
302
180
163
132
82
28
16
6
DPM 0

[floral apex]

the last one was expected lol

[fallow breach]

fr

i have another save where i started as spec 0, my driver won 2 championships, i left the team spec 0 until like s6 or s7, theyre like mid table now in s7

R&D Rundown into Sao Paulo:
Red Bull, McLaren and Aston still top 3. Williams 4th, Haas 5th, then Ferrari, Merc, and Alpine who are absolutely miles ahead of VCARB, and themselves are far ahead of sauber who have probably over double the performance of dpm

As we head to Sao Paulo, the first of many questions is who is going to be on sprint pole?

i think i'm cooking up a little lore relating to the calendar 👀

Anyway 2027 Sao Paulo GP, the sprint.

Pole goes to Norris, Piastri rounds out the front row. P3 is Tsunoda, then Verstappen, Albon, Perez, Stroll, Russell, Sainz and Leclerc round out the top 10.

Lando Norris triumphs in the sprint in Sao Paulo. Piastri P2, Verstappen P3, Tsunoda P4, Stroll P5, Albon P6, Russell P7 and Perez P8.

Dry GP qualifying, wet race.

1 lap on the board for everyone and it's Lando in provisional pole from Verstappen, then Piastri, then the two Astons, Stroll ahead of Yuki.

Verstappen sets a second lap, 6 minutes to go Max is P1.

CARLOS SAINZ GOES P4 AHEAD OF THE ASTON MARTINS!

ALBON TO PROVISIONAL POLE - 5 MINUTES TO GO

The drivers are now on what is for most lap 2.

25 seconds to go

Piastri and Tsunoda beat Max but not Alex!

A couple of last second changes.

[eager wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

sorry

[fallow breach]

Final grid order:
Alex Albon on pole, Verstappen front row. Piastri P3, Tsunoda P4, Stroll P5, Norris P6, then Leclerc, Sainz, Gasly and Hamilton.

[floral apex]

albon/verstappen front row

what is this red bull 2020?

[fallow breach]

maybe

Wet race could see a bit of a shakeup

[eager wharf]

[fallow breach]

But Verstappen already has a prime position, one of the better wet weather drivers on the 2027 grid (front row, p2)

[rare robin]

hi

i feel like this is too short

what should it be?

[floral apex]

71 laps

[eager wharf]

10000 laps

100 pit stops

[rare robin]

that's.. clearly impossible to do

[eager wharf]

and 100 times fuel lol

[rare robin]

no one would have tyres

[eager wharf]

then everyone puts on old tyres and drives with a puncture

[fallow breach]

was there an aborted start?

[rare robin]

f1 manager can't handle more than 100 laps anyway

[rare robin]

no..

it's the canadian gp

[fallow breach]

ah

then in that case it actually is right, 70 laps

[rare robin]

i'd like to extend it

(because i can)

i'll just set it to 96

let's see how long will the ai take

[fallow breach]

96 laps of canada

[fallow breach]

the gp sees a lot of chaos

Pierre Gasly wins for Alpine from Leclerc and Sargeant.

[rare robin]

you can edit sprint laps too

[fallow breach]

Pourchaire P4, then US GP winner Magnussen, then Nissany, Sainz, Zhou, Russell and Boschung.

[rare robin]

so we could do 2 grand prix in a weekend

[fallow breach]

Outside the points we have Ocon, Hulkenberg, Verstappen, Albon, Hamilton, Tsunoda, Norris, Stroll and Cordeel. Perez, Piastri and obviously DP retired from the race.

from front row to p13 and 14 💀

[floral apex]

alpine win hUh

[fallow breach]

haas 4-6 💀💀

[floral apex]

nissany p6 and boschung p10 what

[fallow breach]

meanwhile of course cordeel finishes p19

Next up, the first time in six years the F1 calendar visits Portimão.

[floral apex]

the barkmarkers more separated than ever

[fallow breach]

fr

[red wadi]

Any Canada predictions?

[fallow breach]

peep the astons being 16-18 and mclarens 17 and dnf

[red wadi]

(The race will be in like 3 hours)

[rare robin]

418 kilometers

[floral apex]

oh surprising transfer

[rare robin]

if i set spa at this lap count it would probably be way bigger than that

[fallow breach]

after 1 seasons

[floral apex]

Fournier is a 78-rated Ferrari affiliate

[red wadi]

Lemme rephrase: any top 3 predictions?

[fallow breach]

pelley smashes the field

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

she's already F2 champion

[red wadi]

Probably true bc Canada is RP’s 2nd fav track

[fallow breach]

Portimao could be an interesting GP. not inherently chaotic, but wet quali and race should create an interesting dynamic. Any predictions?

[floral apex]

ooh the team suitability thing is actually filled in now

Pelley going to racing bulls for 2031

theres some pretty insane buyout fees out there

Sasaki has a 113 million buyout

Bearman's on 60 million

Stroll's on 45 million

and of course Max is on that 700 million buyout

[rare robin]

the race just started russell

[floral apex]

lol

[fallow breach]

?

[floral apex]

ill wait until abu dhabi before making my decision on antonelli and pulling

6 more races to go

10 to the end of the season

[rare robin]

i found out that multiple cars collided with minor damage

one of the incidents was max and russell

that's why russell crashed

[fallow breach]

Here we go then, result to qualifying for the Portuguese Grand Prix: Norris gets pole position, Tsunoda on the front row. Oscar Piastri P3, Russell 4th, Perez 5th, Ocon P6, then Sainz, Stroll, and Hamilton in P9

i decided to do a lap now and see where it puts me

For the first time in F1 (DPMU), DPM have a driver in the top 10, as DP will start the Grand Prix in P10.

[floral apex]

abbi's affiliate sponsorship is 600k

im too used to typing million

[sleek shell]

She so dreamy

[fallow breach]

Albon is P11, Leclerc P12, Verstappen P13, Magnussen P14, Pourchaire P15, Nissany P16, Boschung P17, Gasly P18, Zhou P19, Hulkenberg P20, Sargeant P21 and Cordeel P22.

yep. DP outqualified Verstappen.

[floral apex]

imagine seeing that lol

some guy who never entered a quali session goes out in quali and goes P10

[fallow breach]

still gonna end up retiring tho

unless i just sim the race

[floral apex]

nah bros gonna win

[fallow breach]

see where he ends up actually from a half decent position

[rare robin]

5 seconds

[fallow breach]

i wouldn't mind letting DPM win a race tbh 💀

[floral apex]

wow a dry race

[fallow breach]

should I sim? or should i just retire

[rare robin]

safety car ends on lap 5..

how did they take that long

[fallow breach]

typical DP though, he got a good time on full wets, but then when almost everyone else went back out on inters at the end, he didnt

albon and charles didnt either

but everyone else did

[floral apex]

feels like mclaren at a japan gp i did once

i was first to switch to inters

and then everyone else did

except both mclarens

[fallow breach]

i just bet dp was swearing at the team in post session seeing pole absolutely fall away

[rare robin]

the top 3... wow

[floral apex]

huh

[fallow breach]

that is wild

maybe stranger than some of the top 3s i've seen

[rare robin]

nvm

that got ruined in 20 seconds

[fallow breach]

sim and run the chance of winning/scoring in a DPM? or just do the typical thing and retire?

[floral apex]

oh pelley is back

[rare robin]

verstappen has damage..

[fallow breach]

of course

[sleek shell]

Guys

[rare robin]

that's why he can't catch up

[sleek shell]

What's dpm

[fallow breach]

my custom team

in my career save

[sleek shell]

Ye but what's it stand for

[rare robin]

and would you look at that

[fallow breach]

there is no long form
the team and its owner have a mysterious aura

[rare robin]

A

[floral apex]

oh bruh i forgot to preset my setup

[rare robin]

just saw a car spinning off

[fallow breach]

the only thing known about the owner is his initials are DP

[sleek shell]

Daniel Picciardo

[rare robin]

safety car again

[sleek shell]

Logan?

[rare robin]

colapinto and ricciardo

[sleek shell]

Ah

[fallow breach]

for context: the reason this is so outlandish of a scenario is because Portugal 2027 is the first ever time DP has run a qualifying session. He goes P10, could have been P1 if he went back out on inters. DPM have never developed. ever.

[floral apex]

pelley

[fallow breach]

for the sake of the possibility of chaos im thinking i should sim the race

[rare robin]

colapinto rammed ricciardo twice

idk how does that happen

[sleek shell]

Spicy

[fallow breach]

this will either be one of the most chaotic races or one of the most boring

regardless whatever the standings will be will be

[rare robin]

why does it look like it was on purpose

[floral apex]

Max, Yuki and Maloney

[fallow breach]

And i can confirm that for DP, nothing comes of this opportunity. Yuki Tsunoda wins the Portuguese Grand Prix, from Piastri and Verstappen, who came from P12 to the podium. Norris P4, Stroll P5, Perez P6, Albon P7, Sainz P8, Russell P9 and Hamilton P10.

DP is last on the road and Cordeel retired along with Gasly 💀

role reversal

[floral apex]

lol

[rare robin]

the whole field is pitting

i decide not to

[fallow breach]

funny enough, the three who we've dubbed the barkmarker trio (Boschung, Nissany, Cordeel) have all been DPM drivers

[floral apex]

[rare robin]

lando also doesn't pit

[fallow breach]

Next up, Vegas. Ferrari and Mercedes have taken strides and are now 4th and 5th in R&D.

[rare robin]

OH-

that didn't last long

[floral apex]

oh damn

oh heres hauger

[fallow breach]

Yuki Tsunoda has pole position for the Las Vegas Grand Prix in 2027, with Lando Norris alongside.

Esteban Ocon brings his Alpine up into third place.

Albon is then 4th, from Sainz, Piastri, Russell, Stroll, Leclerc and Gasly.

Perez outqualifies Max for 11th vs 12th.

[rare robin]

all of this was caused by tsunoda

[fallow breach]

meanwhile dp is back to his ways of only showing up on sunday

or technically Saturday here?

[rare robin]

almost half the grid got wiped

[floral apex]

dont block the pit lane challenge failed

[fallow breach]

damn

[rare robin]

race resumes with 81 laps to go

[floral apex]

f1 but its wec

[rare robin]

the cars are actually crashing more than i expected

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda and Piastri take a penalty, Norris inherits pole, then Ocon on the front row. Tsunoda's penalty puts him P10 on the grid, and Piastri's puts him P16.

[floral apex]

idea: spa but its 60+ laps

[rare robin]

the crash aided max a lot

[rare robin]

yeah.. alright

i'll try doing that

[fallow breach]

Who will win under the lights in Vegas in the DPMU?

[rare robin]

we could see 5 constructors battling each other

that is.. if we can keep leading

[rare robin]

that is some insane domination

[fallow breach]

Chaos in Vegas already, as DP took STRIDES into P9, only to lose it all into the wall. VSC comes out, but DP overtakes under yellows getting a drive through penalty. Later that lap he crashed Pourchaire out into retirement, bringing the full safety car out. Into the restart, Ocon leads from Norris.

[floral apex]

bro is a menace

and also deosnt know how to drive

[fallow breach]

lance stroll 2.0

mad max meets stroll

[floral apex]

lance dproll

dance proll

[primal drift]

that's how all rear enders look in this game

[fallow breach]

And DP retires anyway by crashing on lap 4!

it just never ends 💀

[rare robin]

fair

lap 21:

perez and piastri collide

both got minor damage

[floral apex]

zhodium

[rare robin]

backmarker teams are now in midfield

[fallow breach]

Lando Norris wins the Las Vegas Grand Prix, as Ocon's lead was short lived. But behind him, Yuki Tsunoda comes from P10 to finish P2 with fastest lap and crown himself the champion of the world in 2027!

[floral apex]

wow

[primal drift]

maybe I create a team of staff/drivers from the top 3 teams

[fallow breach]

His gap to Piastri is 66 which is unassailable.

Meanwhile, Verstappen now has P4 in the drivers championship over Stroll by 1 point, 210 to 209.

[rare robin]

piastri has a 10 second time penalty

i don't know how was the incident that serious

[fallow breach]

ferrari in 7th in the constructors have a constructors point total equivalent to about 13 sauber teams 💀

Sauber have 10, Ferrari have 129

[floral apex]

nice camera angle

Antonelli went from P5 to P2

[fallow breach]

Constructors championship 2027 after Vegas in DPMU:
689
635
336
197
196
157
129
39
36
10
DPM 0

[fallow breach]

interesting dpmu lore drop could be approaching

not necessarily around any drivers in particular

[fallow breach]

screw it lets lore drop now

F1 to not race in the Middle East or United States in 2028; Dutch GP to return in 2028 only

This decision was taken in the wake of disastrous economic crashes that took place in these regions in mid-2027. The Grand Prix venues could be sustained for 2027, however not for 2028 due to running costs being high and no monetary reserves. It is projected this change to the calendar will only be effective for 2028, and potentially 2029 depending on the state of the economies of the affected countries by the end of 2028.

[fallow breach]

Wall Street was not affected by the States' crash, and the Middle Eastern incidents were separate from the US.

[floral apex]

theres no way we're losing this win now!

[fallow breach]

watch them crash each other out

[primal drift]

time to cook

[floral apex]

this feels kinda like 1957 when the suez crisis cancelled the belgian, dutch and spanish gps

oh.

[rare robin]

at the moment.. things seem fine

[fallow breach]

netherlands only returns to make up 16 races on the '28 calendar

[rare robin]

except for sargeant falling off

that's not fine

well.. nvm

zhou leads

[raven fern]

the car looks so good

[rare robin]

for 5 seconds*

[fallow breach]

Qatar Grand Prix Sprint Qualifying. McLaren lock out the front row, then Yuki and Max, Sainz and Stroll, Albon and Leclerc, and Perez and Hamilton.

[rare robin]

sainz leads

[floral apex]

fking lance stroll

they hit each other and then drifted into the wall

[primal drift]

actually I got Balbo instead of Prodromou

[floral apex]

Aron recieves the penalty for the crash

[primal drift]

Red Bull's... replacements

[primal drift]

Perez is gonna break his back carrying this lot 😭

[floral apex]

first time perez ever has to carry something

[fallow breach]

what about the embarrassment of being thrashed by max

[floral apex]

oh guess what lawson got lapped

[rare robin]

verstappen locked up!

[floral apex]

lmao the points scorers were almost perfectly in WDC order

[rare robin]

terminal damage on the front wing

rear wing idk

[daring canyon]

absolute send down the inside

[floral apex]

this is how ineffective some of my upgrades are at this point lol

100% engine cooling

[rare robin]

is it trying to improve backwards?

anyways, piastri crashes

vsc gets deployed

and.. verstappen retires??

now it's just a 10 car race

[fallow breach]

DP: "i can't ××××××× drive this. Too ××××××× wide at every single corner, i'm ××××××× bouncing like i'm on a ××××××× trampoline, i've lost my ××××××× wing, i can't do ×××× to stop Amaury!"
T: "Copy. So, box to retire, box to retire."

Piastri and Norris take a 1-2 in Qatar, the champion Tsunoda is P3 from Verstappen, Albon, Stroll, Sainz and Perez.

[fallow breach]

uh yeah, thats what happens when you do no practice, only compete in 1 qualifying ever and still be last on the road in the gp after qualifying p10

[rare robin]

gasly crashes in the same way piastri did

9 cars remain.

[floral apex]

this is literally an endurance race

[rare robin]

zhou is leading with similar tyres to sainz

[rare robin]

yeah it really is

with aggressive ai

[fallow breach]

It will be Norris on pole for the Qatar GP, from Piastri and Albon. Tsunoda and Stroll 4-5, Verstappen and Perez 6-7, Russell P8, Sainz and Leclerc 9-10, and Hamilton P11. Sargeant is P12 ahead of Ocon and Gasly, then Pourchaire, Boschung, and their respective teammates, then the Saubers 19-20 and DPM 21-22 (no shock there)

[rare robin]

zhou got overtaken quickly

this is what the top 5 looks like

OOH MY

that's perez in the wall

SC deployed

[fallow breach]

Who can perform under the lights in Qatar?

[floral apex]

not dp thats for sure

[rare robin]

8 cars

33 laps to go

that's still a long distance

OOOOOOH NO

k-mag's out

red flag

[floral apex]

this is a literal endurance race

[fallow breach]

there could yet be a twist in the 2028 calendar's tale

[floral apex]

i like how its all been these small single car crashes

and then the one 10 car crash

[fallow breach]

uh huh, dp retires

[rare robin]

US 2005 all over again

[fallow breach]

in other news, grass found in field

[floral apex]

at least the cars crashed out rather than backing out of the race at the formatiom lap

[rare robin]

we had 19 cars before lap 13

tsunoda took out 7 cars

[fallow breach]

last man standing f1 edition fr

[rare robin]

and then someone just kept dnf'ing every few laps

it's probably going to happen again

another crash..

albon and sargeant retire

5 cars remain

albon gets a 5 second time penalty

[floral apex]

i wonder what would happen if theres only one car left

[rare robin]

maybe just a walk to the flag

there's no need to push if you are by yourself

[floral apex]

Last car can just chill and drive slowly lol

maybe do some donuts

[rare robin]

bottas pits for more softs

[fallow breach]

do a schumacher and box at the end of the final lap to cross the finish line in the pits

[floral apex]

I wonder what everyones tires graph looks like

chaos

[rare robin]

bottas chose a 6 stopper

lap 71/96

sc is coming in

sauber's the only team to not have a dnf in this race

[fallow breach]

this episode on sentences you would only hear in a fever dream

[rare robin]

bottas doesn't want to fight

maybe he saw the crashes and is cautious

[floral apex]

imagine if the top 4 all crash into each other and bottas wins

[rare robin]

zhou loses DRS

so both saubers can't catch up now

[floral apex]

even when 77% of the grid retires sauber will still finish last

[rare robin]

everyone's spread out now

lap 80/96

norris enters DRS range 4 laps later

he's trying again

norris is leading now

but sainz is still in DRS range

lap 91:

norris is pulling away

lando wins from p19 on the grid!

17 cars retired

that's a lot

[rare robin]

..too much

[floral apex]

Finally hulkenberg gets a podium

Only took 17 retirements for it to happen

[rare robin]

hulkenburg won round 1

with.. 13 retirements

[fallow breach]

In DPMU, Tsunoda wins in Qatar from the 2 McLarens, Norris ahead of Piastri. Stroll, Russell, Albon, Sainz, Hamilton, Perez and Leclerc round out the points.

Full qualifying for the Abu Dhabi GP as a one-off thing!

🔥🔥

[vague willow]

I simmed like half of my first season

From Hungary to the end

[fallow breach]

i've essentially simmed all of all 4 of my seasons

[vague willow]

💀

I’m in 2025 now but my car’s still shit

[fallow breach]

the typical DP protocol is start the race, cause chaos, retire, repeat

Most of the chaos doesnt stick in results but sometimes, Canada will know, the game gets a little drunk with result generation

Out in Q1: Nissany, Boschung, Hulkenberg, Zhou, Cordeel, DP

because i got knocked out i can't witness what happens in q2 with the rest, so therefore i'll skip to the grid

this is why i prefer short quali

i can see whats happening with the rest

[rare robin]

lando is now the main contender for the WDC

the WCC:

[fallow breach]

Pole is Piastri, Yuki P2. Norris P3, Leclerc P4, Albon, Sainz, Verstappen, Russell, Stroll, Perez top 10

[red wadi]

So uhm, not sure if I can get the race out today

[fallow breach]

The final win of 2027 goes to Norris! Piastri and Russell round out the podium, with Albon, Tsunoda, Stroll, Leclerc, Sainz, Verstappen and Gasly filling the top 10.

[rare robin]

it's so close to full happiness

the damages are heavy

to car 1

magnussen broke the ERS again

so.. 10 place grid penalty

[fallow breach]

there will be another development in the dpmu 2028 calendar

but first, contracts.

Should i retain Cordeel, or seek someone else?

[floral apex]

is there anyone else available

[fallow breach]

I can't pull any top drivers bc my facilities are as good as a literal shed

[floral apex]

probably worse than a shed

[floral apex]

i mean who could you sign lmao

[fallow breach]

i mean idk

my first thought is novalak

[floral apex]

who

[fallow breach]

bc that backmarker trio are the lowest rated 3 in my save, then clément has the 4th lowest rating

[fallow breach]

some french guy

[floral apex]

...good description

[fallow breach]

this guy

[rare robin]

time to bulk order more parts

[keen brook]

I 1st read Interpol.

[floral apex]

ah yes 24 hours of le mans with the Interpol Racing Team

bro races with cops

[fallow breach]

i've just been going down the market trying to negotiate and ayrton senna accepted my approach

should i sign him?

[floral apex]

ayrton senna tf

[keen brook]

24h of Le Mans NFS style

[floral apex]

i wonder what would happen

imagine if he just goes in and wins races

ayrton senna wdc with npm racing

[fallow breach]

alternatively i could get someone like jarno opmeer

or maybe pastor maldonado?

[floral apex]

i cant tell which is funnier

which one would be the most meme to sign

[fallow breach]

pastor's declined

[keen brook]

Maldonado could challenge in the amount of DNFs.

[fallow breach]

moving through the market, only 2 have accepted my approach, i'm leaving cordeel for last

senna, and jamie chadwick

[floral apex]

the two most random drivers ever

[fallow breach]

bearman accepts

[rare robin]

we have a problem

[floral apex]

are there high risk parts

[rare robin]

it's telling me to remove parts that can still race

[floral apex]

"only two have accepted my approach"

"actually we got bearman"

[fallow breach]

vesti

[floral apex]

just replace the high risk parts
sometimes that causes issues

[rare robin]

yes

[floral apex]

so who is it?!?!?

[fallow breach]

im just going through seeing everyone who accepts at the moment

doohan and fittipaldi join that list

[floral apex]

bro why do people want to join the dogcrap dpm team

[fallow breach]

why does senna want to join

any other i get it

any way in is a way in

[floral apex]

dpm: has a reputation for being shit
senna: screw it we'll try

[fallow breach]

but senna?

3 time champion

[rare robin]

i might have to redo the ending of canada's race

i'm still finding a solution

[keen brook]

Senna be like: I can win in every car.

[fallow breach]

died in 1994 but can somehow be picked on f124

that senna?

wants to join dpm?

[floral apex]

one of the legends drivers that are signable

[fallow breach]

yeah ik why hes signable

[floral apex]

iirc schumacher was available once

michael, not mick*

[fallow breach]

michael schumacher is available

he declined my offer

[keen brook]

Well, both were.

[floral apex]

i like how michael schumacher is like "hmmm no"
and then ayrton senna is like "screw it we ball" (or however the phrase goes)

[fallow breach]

imagine i could get Arthur Leclerc 😭

Hes on the market

if he accepts i could

[floral apex]

two leclercs on the grid

[fallow breach]

AND HE DOES?

[keen brook]

It's not Charles, but at least it's Leclerc.

[floral apex]

LOL

these are some of the most random options ever lol

[fallow breach]

"Leclerc in P21 - that's Arthur, not Charles, for any confused or worried Ferrari fans out there"

[rare robin]

well, that didn't work

[keen brook]

oh damn

[rare robin]

what now

[floral apex]

do the full race again

[rare robin]

should i restart the whole race?

[keen brook]

I think you went into the save braking bug.

[rare robin]

ok.

[floral apex]

the save did indeed brake... into a wall

[fallow breach]

remember 2028 is also a 'no middle east, no usa races' season

[keen brook]

The only solution is to try older save points until it doesn't happen again.

[floral apex]

so basically pre-2000 seasons all over again

[fallow breach]

i'll have to remove one more race from the grid to drop to 16 on the calendar

but rn in still thinking 'do i sign arthur'

[floral apex]

arthur leclerc would be funny

ayrton senna would be a huge meme

[fallow breach]

the question is would cordeel stay on the grid

[floral apex]

i mean if boschung and nissany do then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[keen brook]

Go with Arthur.

[fallow breach]

i haven't even seen if cordeel accepts my offers yet 😭

[floral apex]

arthur leclerc is a good option yeh
the others deserve a better seat

and ayrton senna is just... ayrton senna

[fallow breach]

hmmm

cordeel or cordeel

[floral apex]

chadwick would result in the first female driver on the grid since whenever the last one was

[fallow breach]

deel or no deel

[keen brook]

Cor deel

[floral apex]

f1 game show: (cor)deel or no (cor)deel

[keen brook]

deel cor no deel

[floral apex]

are the others better options

other than senna obviously

[fallow breach]

idk tbh

[rare robin]

the lap one crash..

it repeated itself

[fallow breach]

alr lesson learned, cordeel would accept

back to the question

[fallow breach]

who do i sign tho actually

[keen brook]

Now add the c in front of or.

[floral apex]

amazing photoshop job from my end

[fallow breach]

dpm at the end of 2027:

i want a final answer tho who should i sign

[floral apex]

arthur leclerc would go so hard
it would be interesting to see if he can go faster than cordeal

[fallow breach]

re sign with cordeel, or go to someone else, and if the latter then who

[keen brook]

I would say no deel to Cordeel and deel to Arthur.

[floral apex]

yes

[fallow breach]

Striking up a deel

[floral apex]

cordeel becoming a new inside meme

[keen brook]

for real

[fallow breach]

Arthur has of course accepted

[floral apex]

*cor deel

[fallow breach]

and the deel is done

[rare robin]

ok, 96 laps of canada (for real this time)

[fallow breach]

cordeel out, leclerc (arthur) in

[rare robin]

russell crashes again

what is happening?..

[fallow breach]

BOSCOR ARE TEAMMATES BC KMAG RETIRED OMG

[floral apex]

"Leclerc signs with DPM"
Ferrari fans: NOOO NOT CHARLES
"Whoops we meant Arthur"
Ferrari fans: ahhh

[floral apex]

leclerc was the best option

[fallow breach]

cordeel saw the opening at vcarb, saw his best friend and was like "well if dpm won't take me might as well go to vcarb"

[floral apex]

you picked the best deel

[fallow breach]

idk how vcarb decided they want cordeel

but saying that idk how they picked boschung yet hes in

[floral apex]

vcarb is made up of former dpm backmarkers

[fallow breach]

the other one is at haas, and i wonder if leclerc (arthur) becomes a backmarker

[rare robin]

safety car ends on lap 5

[floral apex]

i wonder what arthur leclerc's 3 letters are
ALE or LEL

[fallow breach]

which other track should i remove to take it to 16?

i've dropped bahrain, saudi, miami, zandvoort, cota, vegas, qatar and abu dhabi

[rare robin]

what happened here..

[floral apex]

Le Clerc

[fallow breach]

?

[floral apex]

china maybe?

a political reasoning would be made there

[fallow breach]

chinese government made remarks bragging about the us tracks being removed and got removed too as a result

thats actually kinda good ngl

[floral apex]

"karma"

[fallow breach]

So then, the calendar is:
Australia, Japan, Imola, Monaco, Canada, Spain, Austria, Britain, Hungary, Belgium, Monza, Azerbaijan, Singapore, Mexico, Brazil, and finale in Portugal

[floral apex]

feels like pre-2000s calendars tbh

[rare robin]

stroll's in the barriers

[fallow breach]

should DP have a new number for 2028

[rare robin]

looks like lando got jumpscared in the process

[fallow breach]

or is 73 still the opt

yep 73 will be

[rare robin]

another crash at the final chicane

[fallow breach]

there is absolutely ages until the 2028 opener 💀

[quaint hare]

holy shit. Lap 1 ai crash in f1 23

and its max verstappen

2 races. 2 dnfs

[fallow breach]

bro look at that r&d chart

aston are fucking gone

[floral apex]

aston screwed up huge

[fallow breach]

not even a reg change tho 💀

[floral apex]

i like how it now looks like a typical 2024 performance chart

sauber are so far behind lmao

so realistic

[naive oasis]

I was only able to do one practice session yesterday.

[fallow breach]

However, the 2028 Australian GP qualifying looks like this:

Norris on pole, Piastri P2, Tsunoda, Stroll, Perez, Hamilton, Verstappen, Russell, Albon, Charles Leclerc, Sargeant, Ocon, Gasly, Pourchaire, Cordeel, Boschung, Nissany, Zhou, Sainz, Hulkenberg, Arthur Leclerc and DP.

[floral apex]

of course

cordeel actually outqualifying boschung

[fallow breach]

the astons dont actually look 5th placed car slow

i might have crashed verstappen out

[floral apex]

bruh

[fallow breach]

oops

dp causing chaos

Arthur is P13 what

[floral apex]

wow what

[fallow breach]

under sc so i can take time to see the order

[floral apex]

imagine if he scores points

[fallow breach]

On the restart Yuki leads from Checo, Piastri, Norris, Stroll and Albon, then Charles, then Ocon, Hamilton, Sainz, Gasly, Pourchaire then Arthur, then Russell, Zhou, Cordeel, Nissany, Sargeant, Hulkenberg, Boschung, and DP, with Max out.

[floral apex]

the leclercs are 7-13

[floral apex]

i like how you start the 2028 season and promptly take max out

giving red bull a strong start to the season

[fallow breach]

2028 but yeah

[rare robin]

i'm back

took a break after that crash

[floral apex]

how tf are max and checo still together

[rare robin]

17 cars remain

[fallow breach]

the answer to the arthur score question is no

last on track

P17

Lewis, Zhou, Sainz, DP and Max retire

[floral apex]

wow

how is zhou still here

[fallow breach]

McLaren 1-2, Lando over Oscar to begin 2028

Charles Leclerc on the podium in P3

[floral apex]

"Leclerc is on the podium!"
"Charles or Arthur?"

[fallow breach]

Then Tsunoda, Stroll, Russell, Perez, Gasly, Ocon, and Sargeant beats Albon to P10 by half a second

[floral apex]

sargeant points again

[fallow breach]

Then it's Pourchaire, the VCARBs (boschung then cordeel), Nissany and Nico

[floral apex]

ofc its bos before cor

[fallow breach]

And as i said arthur p17

imagine ferrari buy arthur at some point 💀

[floral apex]

arthur x charles

[fallow breach]

fr

[rare robin]

sainz always seems to be the best driver in these races

[fallow breach]

constructors championship, mclaren have 44, aston in p2 have 22 💀

then Ferrari with 15, merc with 8, red bull and alpine with 6, and Williams with 1

Seven constructors in the points.

[floral apex]

aston is half of mclaren lol

[floral apex]

hmmm i wonder why red bull only had 6

[fallow breach]

glares at DP

[floral apex]

DP: uh what

[rare robin]

mclaren's race has already been ruined

[fallow breach]

bro what the hell why are there 9 constructors so close

i can barely see the top group of 5 and the bottom ish group of 4

[solar minnow]

NAD THE TWO MCLAREN

[floral apex]

theres the distinct top 5
a slight gap to the next 4
and then sauber

[fallow breach]

then dpm

i dont think arthur is gonna fight for anything with them 😭

[red wadi]

I was right

[fallow breach]

and dp is literally an agent of chaos 💀

[rare robin]

i think it's less than halfway

[red wadi]

No Canada today, maybe tomorrow

Imma just cook something for lore than

[fallow breach]

Onto round 2 in Suzuka

[rare robin]

what if i made haas sack mansell

just an idea

[red wadi]

Drugo vs Romeo is gonna boil over👀

(Vips is on Romeo’s side)

[floral apex]

it probably doesnt help that romeo has an insane wrestler physique

[rare robin]

2 midfield teams and sainz followed by 2 backmarkers

[red wadi]

True

Probably half the grid would back him

[floral apex]

but just because they'd be too scared to fight him

[red wadi]

Also I’m making the WWE thing a flashback to make it fit more in the story

[red wadi]

True

“Crap this guy did a special episode for WWE, let’s not fight him”

And the people backing Drugo are backing him bc they either idolised Senna or feel bad for Drugo😭🙏

[floral apex]

episode "The Grid Split In Half"

[rare robin]

zhou overtakes 3 cars by bending physics

[red wadi]

Oehhh I like that

Wait I just realised

[floral apex]

the sauber's so slow it can phase through the grid

[red wadi]

Ferrari got pushed over after Romeo got his wrestler physique, no wonder Ferrari got scared afterwards 🙏😭

[floral apex]

the guy or the team

[red wadi]

Like bro went from a somewhat muscley guy to a unit of a man

[red wadi]

The guy

Romeo pushed him over during their fallout

[floral apex]

i remember that bit

[rare robin]

tsunoda didn't destroy the field this time...

what a top 3

[red wadi]

Poor guy though, I forgot Romeo had achieved his physique before LV😭

[rare robin]

that only lasted a lap

[red wadi]

Anyways, loredrop in 30 min

[floral apex]

he could probably push an f1 car and not even struggle

[red wadi]

Probably

No wonder the grid isn’t messing with bro (except Drugo)

[floral apex]

drugovich has some balls of steel to confront wrestler romeo

[red wadi]

Fr😭🙏

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda on pole in Japan, then Piastri, Norris, Russell, Sainz, C.Leclerc, Stroll, Hamilton, Verstappen, Albon, Perez, Gasly, Sargeant, Ocon, Pourchaire, Boschung, Cordeel, Zhou, Hulkenberg, A.Leclerc, DP and Nissany.

[red wadi]

Let’s just hope Drugo doesn’t start “pushing” Romeo

Bc then bro is cooked

[fallow breach]

Any predictions as to the Japan result?

[floral apex]

nothing too chaotic

unless this is a drunk race

[red wadi]

Drunk 😳😳

[floral apex]

its what i call dpmu races that end up in the most random results ever

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda wins at home for the second year in a row. Sainz is P2 and Leclerc makes it a double podium for Ferrari. Piastri P4, Stroll P5, then Russell, Norris, Albon, Cordeel and Verstappen.

[red wadi]

Ah I see

[fallow breach]

Amaury points for VCARB 🔥

[floral apex]

i like how max fell off after getting punted out of the first race

[fallow breach]

verstappen getting outraced by the junior team

cordeel to red bull 2029??

This race it was Checo's turn to DNF

[rare robin]

that's the wall, k-mag

[floral apex]

yum wall

[fallow breach]

Arthur is unfortunately again last on track

cordeel was p9 while boschung finished p17 💀

Glory for one Leclerc, disappointment for the other

[fallow breach]

1 point in 2 races

dont worry he'll have his resurgence

he overcame the p8 merchant allegations

there was a season break between japan and imola 💀

It's time for Imola, we go from the beginning of April to the middle of May

[floral apex]

llo

lol

[rare robin]

zhou and hulkenburg are fighting for the lead

[fallow breach]

Back to short quali

[rare robin]

perez crashes at the hairpin

[floral apex]

antonellis name is so long i either shorten it to just Kimi Antonelli or A. Kimi Antonelli

[floral apex]

bro went so far out he started phasing into the ground

[rare robin]

the textures are a bit off

[fallow breach]

Any guesses for quali for imola?

[rare robin]

it's like a cloud of dust

VSC ends

SC deployed

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Yuki Tsunoda takes pole from George Russell by 5 thousandths of a second! Norris P3, Piastri P4, then Sainz, Verstappen, Stroll, C.Leclerc, Perez, and then Hamilton in P10. Then Albon, Gasly, Ocon, Pourchaire, Sargeant, Boschung, Cordeel, Nissany, Zhou, Hulkenberg, A. Leclerc and DP.

[rare robin]

1 second man..

[fallow breach]

how do you cause a safety car a second after VSC ends

[floral apex]

i dont think aston fell off

[fallow breach]

theyre still 5th r&d

[rare robin]

accelerating out of control

[fallow breach]

but i think those top 5 must genuinely all be equal

because its the only explanation

how ferrari have 3 podiums in 2 races, aston have a pole and a win, merc have a front row with george, and how mclaren took a 1-2 in Australia

[floral apex]

i mean when i did my monza sprint
we got a safety car
and then on the restart someone crashed at turn 1 so another safety car
and then it happened one more time before the end of the sprint

[fallow breach]

Who will win the Imola GP?

[rare robin]

what a dream i'm looking at..

hulkenburg p1, zhou and ocon podiums

[frozen thunder]

not one unique experience man 😭😭