f1-games

[floral apex]

f1 manager can generate some interesting nationalities

I think one of my affiliates is from ivory coast

[keen brook]

Although UK would immediately cause a tough decision.

As there are with Lando, Lewis and George 3 decent drivers.

And you immediately have to decide against one of these.

[supple trout]

what about bearman

[floral apex]

Britain might have to be disqualified from this challenge due to how easy it would be to complete it

[keen brook]

Ollie would be an affiliate at the start.

[supple trout]

hear me out france

[keen brook]

Esteban and Pierre

literally Alpine

[supple trout]

[keen brook]

Martins as affiliate

[supple trout]

yeah

[keen brook]

also Alpine

[supple trout]

just making alpine at this point

[frozen thunder]

great Hirakawa crashed the car

sigh

[supple trout]

LOL

[floral apex]

Alpine did this challenge irl

[keen brook]

You can just use Alpine and sack all not French affiliates.

[floral apex]

enstone is officially a french territory

[frozen thunder]

after he scored our first point in bahrain he’s not even 5 laps into jeddah

this is gonna be a long season

[keen brook]

Netherlands could be interesting.

Well, there is Max.

And then you would have to develop a 2nd Dutch driver.

[floral apex]

I think a base rule for this challenge should be you cannot pick an existing driver above a certain rating

[keen brook]

oh, Verschoor

[floral apex]

VER/VER

[keen brook]

Just thought is there even a 2nd one that you can choose from the start.

For whatever reason I only thought about van Hoepen.

and Weug

[floral apex]

the guy i picked up as an affiliate in 2030 lol

[keen brook]

Then Verschoor just came into my mind.

There are actually quite some countries that would work.

Germany would be Nico and Mick.

[floral apex]

I was literally typing about gernany when you sent that

[keen brook]

Goethe, Tramnitz and Flörsch as affiliates

[red wadi]

Hear me out

Israel

Oh wait……

[keen brook]

Shwartzman

and

[floral apex]

okay isrfast

[keen brook]

well

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[keen brook]

Without mods there is no one else.

[red wadi]

Yeah that is true

Okay hear me out

Australia

[keen brook]

Oscar and Doohan

or Ricciardo

[floral apex]

why did i think "ricciardo and lawson"

[keen brook]

erm

[floral apex]

im such a meme

[keen brook]

Liam is not Australian.

[floral apex]

yeah i realize that

America would be interesting

[keen brook]

Spain would be Carlos and Alonso.

[floral apex]

i like how ultimately these are all of those f1 world cup things

[keen brook]

Martí as the replacement once Alonso retires.

[red wadi]

The hardest challenge would be Vatican City

[keen brook]

Logan and

[floral apex]

i think thats impossible

OH I KNOW

SLOVAKIA

nah jk

[keen brook]

hm

[red wadi]

Maybe with mods lol

[floral apex]

romeo pellegrini

[keen brook]

Who else is American and available from the get go?

oh

Crawford

[floral apex]

that guy

[red wadi]

I’m excited for a big lore thing for Nashville

[keen brook]

Then you have with Esterson, Chambers and Ugochukwu some affiliates.

[red wadi]

Okay imma sleep fr now

[keen brook]

Mexico would be interesting.

Checo

and Pato

There are actually a lot of countries that work.

[floral apex]

I forgot what age i set pelley to in my save
I believe 21?

[keen brook]

I think Canada doesn't work though.

As there's only Stroll.

Even Denmark would work with K-Mag and Vesti.

[floral apex]

so pelley in my save is 21 iirc
and assuming everything else about the lore stays the same

Pelley's children would enter F1 past 2050 in my save

[frozen thunder]

ah and we score no points in australia

tisk

i’m gonna simulate toooo china

[agile slate]

Hey guys I was wondering how many YouTubers have like their own custom F1 23 grid? like you know putting drivers in different teams, adding more teams, and even have F2 divers in the grid.
I know how to mod the game but I don’t seem to find any mod that can help me do this

[red wadi]

Nashville is 26 years younger than his dad, made me realise how young Romeo is for todays standards

[floral apex]

I guess pelley is less of a "national embarrassment" in my save as hes in the junior categories and he actually won an F2 race

[agile slate]

Yo pls help man I really want to learn how to do that shit is super cool

[floral apex]

There should be mods available on overtake.gg for f1 23

[red wadi]

Fair

[floral apex]

If a youtuber is using a mod then it likely exists for public use so you just have to search hard

i like how i put pelley going into f1 in my save even tho hes likely never going to be 2030 F2 champion thanks to the incredibly OP tridents

[red wadi]

Well i’m off to watching WWE till 5am

[agile slate]

Yeah I was gonna say nvm I’ve found one thanks anyway

[floral apex]

nah im jk

[lyric scaffold]

I kinda want to do a Most Average F1 Team in F1 24

Or a Most Average driver in F1 24

[floral apex]

Oh my god

I just found out my fking sponsor mod was messing with my other rename files

so now i gotta run with not having my sponsors named (thats kinda fine anyway they rarely show up in game)

@keen brook finally no more sauber with an audi logo

i really put "f1" at the end of haas toyota like that does somethinf

it doesnt it could literally be left as haas toyota i should fix it

this is better

yes i expanded the RB name to Racing Bulls as per their 2025 name

Antonelli locks up and goes wide into T1

only 4 cars did SQ3 laps

[floral apex]

i was about to ask how albon got into P3 and then i realized it was red bull Albon

[naive oasis]

He only got P3 because Vettel retired.

[keen brook]

So I went through all drivers available in F1 Manager and came to the result that with 11 nations you can build a team from the get go.

Actually 12 but I eliminated UK because they would have 12 affiliates with 10 being the limit.

[floral apex]

so thats what you were off doing

[keen brook]

There are some surprises in it.

[floral apex]

so it appears a VCARB spun
Lawson tried to go around
and then Leclerc did the exact same

yup a VCARB spun at turn 2
then lawson tried to go around on the right
and then leclerc does the exact same, but lawson had stopped

[keen brook]

The 11 nations you can do a full team with are:
Netherlands, Spain, Mexico, Australia, France, Germany, Japan, Denmark, USA, Belgium and Brazil.

[floral apex]

oKAY what theheck

[keen brook]

Italy doesn't work because only Giovinazzi has a super license from the get go.

[floral apex]

sargeant brings out the safety car AGAIN

[keen brook]

Belgium is the biggest surprise.

They literally only have 2 drivers but both are available from the get go.

[supple trout]

cordeel and vandoorne?

[keen brook]

yes

[keen brook]

That would be the entire line-up.

no affiliate

[supple trout]

[keen brook]

same for Denmark with Magnussen and Vesti

[floral apex]

i mean Norris is part Belgian
and Max was born in Belgium

[keen brook]

Yes but I only counted 1st nationality.

[floral apex]

so you can have some technicalities on the Blegian team

"Blegian"

[keen brook]

And Belgium works even without considering Max's and Lando's roots.

[floral apex]

we havent had any green flag racing since lap 6

cuz people cant not crash at the chicane when the green flag comes out

im pretty sure somehow my sponsors mod rename file was breaking things in the game
cuz not only did it not allow my custom rename file in
but since i removed it the words "pit lane start" actually appear here instead of just being a blue triangle

[keen brook]

This is how the teams would look like, drivers sorted after rating:
🇳🇱 Verstappen, Verschoor (affiliates: van Hoepen, Weug, de Heus)
🇪🇸 Alonso, Sainz (affiliates: Martí, Boya)
🇲🇽 Pérez, O'Ward (affiliates: Villagómez, Ramos, León)
🇦🇺 Piastri, Ricciardo (affiliates: Doohan, Mansell, Smith)
🇫🇷 Gasly, Ocon (affiliates: Pourchaire, Martins, Hadjar, Meguetounif)
🇩🇪 Hülkenberg, Schumacher (affiliates: Goethe, Tramnitz, Flörsch, Schreiner)
🇯🇵 Tsunoda, Hirakawa (affiliates: Iwasa, Miyata, Nakamura-Berta)
🇩🇰 Magnussen, Vesti
🇺🇸 Sargeant, Crawford (affiliates: Correa, Esterson, Chambers, Ugochukwu)
🇧🇪 Vandoorne, Cordeel
🇧🇷 Drugovich, E. Fittipaldi (affiliates: P. Fittipaldi, Bortoleto, Nobels)

[floral apex]

rip debris

[floral apex]

f1 world cup grid be like

and funnily enough that would actually work as an f1 manager mod with a custom team

[keen brook]

For the UK team, Russell would be an affiliate.

[floral apex]

same for the f1 game, you'd just either need to scrap one team or have the custom team

[keen brook]

But well, they went with 12 affiliates over the limit the game has so they're disqualified.

[floral apex]

expected result from these two

[keen brook]

This would actually be an interesting experiment.

You just would need to lock R&D and manually do the driver transfers.

and equal cars of course

[floral apex]

france, germany or usa would be the best as a player team because you have plenty of options for future replacements

[keen brook]

Denmark and Belgium you would need luck that a generated driver is from there.

[floral apex]

ye

[keen brook]

Especially as they both have 1 old driver.

[floral apex]

that would make denmark and belgium virtually impossible to run through properly

[keen brook]

Well, they could get replaced by Italy and Thailand.

yes, Thailand

Inthraphuvasak only needs a super license, then they have him and Albon.

same for Italy with Antonelli and Minì

Just that Italy has quite some drivers then.

[floral apex]

ok why is gasly so poor in this game
he got crushed by tsunoda when they were at my team
and now he's being crushed by ocon at haas

[keen brook]

Fornaroli, Bedrin and Lacorte also would have a super license in later seasons.

So it would be possible to replace countries with others.

They just need to fire every single driver.

[floral apex]

wow a Q3 with no mclaren, no ferrari and no mercedes

[keen brook]

damn

Finland also would have 2 drivers.

Just Taponen needs a super license.

[floral apex]

wow

[keen brook]

Switzerland even has 3 drivers, but all 3 don't have a super license.

[floral apex]

i removed the rename file for my sponsors mod

and now taponen's name actually appears

my fking sponsor mod was breaking my game

[keen brook]

lol

Ironically 2 out of the 3 Swiss drivers are F1 Academy drivers.

The 3rd is a F3 driver with Dufek.

[floral apex]

when you do a swiss drivers only playthrough you also do a female drivers playthrough at the same time

2 in 1 challenge run!

[keen brook]

You just have to wait ages to get them into F3 to get a super license.

And Dufek is also so low rated he often ends up with no F3 seat in 2025.

So even he needs a while to get the super license.

[floral apex]

three challenge runs in one!

• single nationality
• female drivers
• low rated drivers

[keen brook]

yeah

[floral apex]

haas and williams in 3-4 lol

[keen brook]

I think the most interesting one would be Australia.

As Ricciardo will drop off in his rating immediately.

Then you have Doohan to replace him.

With Piastri you have one of the best drivers of the game.

So you have the rising star with insane potential and then the Ricciardo vs Doohan fight for the 2nd seat.

With Mansell there's another talent for the future.

And then there's Tommy Smith.

You have literally everything.

even a pay driver

[floral apex]

wouldnt be the first time ricciardo fought for a second seat

[keen brook]

Japan would also be interesting though.

Especially with Hirakawa and Iwasa being equally rated.

Well, it would be smart to choose Iwasa as he's a lot younger.

The affiliates are also interesting then.

Hirakawa who's very old and could be used for car development.

Miyata also quite old for a F2 driver

And then there's Nakamura-Berta who 1st needs to make it to F3.

[floral apex]

in my save only tsunoda and iwasa are in f1

the third japanese driver is a generated one funnily enough

nakamura-berta is in F2 for me but he's not signed to any junior team

and the rest are history

[keen brook]

Germany is actually quite exciting though as well.

With Nico being old and need to be replaced soon.

[floral apex]

hm should i pit under a lap 9 safety car

[keen brook]

Then you have the challenge of stopping Mick to crash.

And with Goethe and Tramnitz there are 2 decent talents.

[floral apex]

"stopping mick to crash" that parts a challenge on its own

[keen brook]

Well, then there's Flörsch.

She's just there to be there.

old for a F3 driver, low rated

[floral apex]

she just sits in a corner

[keen brook]

And also I noticed there quite often drop German generated drivers.

[floral apex]

yeah i have one right now

[keen brook]

France is actually interesting as well.

Well, you start with the Alpine line-up.

and 3 decent affiliates with Pourchaire, Martins and Hadjar

[keen brook]

And then there's Meguetounif.

[floral apex]

red bull jesus christ

[keen brook]

If F1 Manager 2024 really should be the last one, I need to do that at some point.

[floral apex]

imagine tuning into an f1 race and seeing this

a williams in P1

[keen brook]

not sure with what nation

What would actually make it even more challenging, the staff also needs to be from the same country.

[floral apex]

staff would likely be low rated and would proabbly reduce the number of countries you can do

cuz theres a lot of them that are like italian, french, british, german

[keen brook]

oh

[floral apex]

like GP is italian so you cant have him with Max if you're doing a Dutch save

[keen brook]

Pierre and Pierre re-united

[floral apex]

why is the rear wing glowing like that lmao

[keen brook]

lol

France could actually work really well.

[floral apex]

cuz theres a lot of french people in F1

[keen brook]

Esteban and Pierre as drivers, Hamelin as Pierre's engineer

Waché technical chief

[floral apex]

we're seeing almost identical tire wear on softs to the AIs on mediums

[keen brook]

Now there just needs to be a 2nd French race engineer, a French head of aero and a French sporting director.

[floral apex]

i think those are findable

i'd check but im in 2030 so the results may vary a bit

[keen brook]

yeah

And well, I don't have my PS4 on anymore as it's 3 am.

[floral apex]

i might pull up a generated guy by mistake

woah one of our fastest stops

[keen brook]

nice

Sunwest finally learnt how to do fast pit stops.

[floral apex]

only issue is everyone else did as well

[keen brook]

I think staff would eliminate quite some countries.

I think Brazil, Denmark, Belgium, even Germany would be out.

Mexico as well

as well as Japan

[floral apex]

we pitted 6 laps ago

[keen brook]

There's really not much left.

[floral apex]

i think hes on fire

[keen brook]

Although Germany could maybe work as PHM AIX has some German personnel.

But with the only German F1 race engineer Jörn Becker being gone.

He was Zhou's old race engineer.

[floral apex]

talk about some bad luck
safety car's out but we pitted only 6 laps ago so pitting again is kinda counterintuitive

[keen brook]

damn

Now I think Zhou has an Italian race engineer.

[floral apex]

well i mean now he has no race engineer

[keen brook]

well, yeah

A lot of staff is British which I think makes it tough to get a full team with staff from the same country.

[floral apex]

unlucky weekend for Ferrari

[keen brook]

And there's also quite some Italian staff but drivers are the issue.

[keen brook]

As Gio is the only one you can start with.

Every other Italian driver doesn't have a super license from the get go.

[floral apex]

tire situation

[keen brook]

Which eliminates Italy already.

[floral apex]

wow poor home race for Ferrari this year

Leclerc's out and Mini is P18

[keen brook]

damn

Ferrari is cooked.

[floral apex]

the wrong red team is at the front

[keen brook]

Why am I actually still on, it's 3:30 am already.

[floral apex]

and i keep saying yall keep staying up until past 3am

[keen brook]

I actually was about to go sleep like 2 hours ago already but then I came onto that idea and here we go, I'm still here.

[floral apex]

ok why did that safety car end decision come between ascari and parabolica

normally they come on just before ascari

[keen brook]

Sometimes it's a bit late.

[floral apex]

okayy we got red bull'd

[keen brook]

I once had that it came in, it was green already and I was still changing the settings back to pushing.

That's how late it was called in.

[floral apex]

im tryna pull up a stat but i cant remember the last time we didnt win a race

cuz surprise surprise we didnt win a race

[keen brook]

Like it literally got called in and a few seconds later it was in already.

[floral apex]

for the first time since Silverstone 2027, a non-Sunwest driver wins a grand prix!

[keen brook]

And of course it's Red Bull.

[floral apex]

of all the teams to end our winstreak it was Red Bull

[keen brook]

But Red Bull actually has nice drivers so I don't mind.

[floral apex]

damn

i got a podium that definitely could've happened irl but didn't

[keen brook]

and a podium cut scene

[floral apex]

i think i skipped it by accident

[keen brook]

They don't happen in my save anymore because of Ollie.

well, in the other one because of both Gabi and Ollie

[floral apex]

Russell, Max and Oscar surprisingly never shared a podium at all in 2024

[keen brook]

Yeah, I think every Oscar podium was also a Lando podium.

[floral apex]

Max and George have
Max and Oscar have
Oscar and George have

[floral apex]

austria

[keen brook]

oh

[floral apex]

also monaco

[keen brook]

oh

nevermind

[floral apex]

and belgium

and baku (yeah theres quite a few)

[keen brook]

But there was always a Ferrari on the podium.

[floral apex]

this is probably the closest we have to RUS-VER-PIA (but the wrong mclaren)

[keen brook]

at least in the ones without Lando

I'm pretty sure there was a Max, Lando, Oscar podium.

[keen brook]

oh yeah, Singapore

[floral apex]

we're actually fighting for the pit stop board now lol

and alpine somehow found another thing to be slow at

[keen brook]

And RB became Racing Bulls lol.

[floral apex]

yeah i extended their name

finally a me save with modded team names

i like how the driver retirement email says "they've come a long way since their F1 debut" except some of them never got an F1 debut

[floral apex]

F2 standings after the Monza round

F3 after the Monza round

F1 WDC update

F1 WCC update

[vague willow]

havent been here in a while

[vague willow]

i remember you

from months ago

hows your career

ive barely been active in here for the past few months

i am desparately praying for a points finish

piastri p11

[floral apex]

hey

[vague willow]

i started a new career a bit ago

im still in 2024

SCSCSC

softs time

ocon 5 sec penalty as per usual

[floral apex]

my current save is different from the leclerc save you mightve seen a while ago

[vague willow]

ah

my car is a literal tractor

absolute disastrous monaco ive just had

i had like 85 punctures

[floral apex]

How

[vague willow]

only like 2

i accidentally left attack on piastri so i killed his tires

he was on like 12%

and hulkenberg crashed like twice

and had 2 punctures too

i like neglected them

[floral apex]

heres the excel chart showing my race results from 2024 to 2029 (the season before where im at now)

We had a 75 race win strrak goimg before Russell snapped it in a safety car filled Monza 2030 race

Spain 2027 - Belgium 2030

we absolutely shattered the existing constructor win streak (15)

[vague willow]

did you make that manually

[vague willow]

how

ive still got my toyota 2026 career that i made day 1 of the game being out

i'm on my honda one rn

i updated all the drivers contracts as they actually are irl for next year

besides hulkenberg and piastri cause theyre on my team

bottas gets to keep his sauber seat since hulkenbergs stuck here 🙏

[vague willow]

1100 points is crazy

rainy canada time (not surprising)

[golden cedar]

He tried atleast

[vague willow]

he like flew through the screen

instant red flag

[vague willow]

piastri please just one point is all i ask

how is hulkenberg so far behind with no damage

[floral apex]

maybe you have him on the wrong pace?

[vague willow]

hes on agressive

i think i know what happened

i maybe should go through database manager again in hulkenbergs settings

i may have changed a few things wrong

red flag again how

that crash was perfectly avoidable

i just pulled a ferrari

i did not check rain and put them on inters when rain was stopping

SAFETY CAR

YES

nvm it was the end of the race anyway

[floral apex]

i still enjoy doing f1m24 and also seeing other people play

i found out the sponsor rename file i had from my sponsors mod was messing with my game
so i removed it and now i can see previously hidden text and renamed teams

[vague willow]

same

[vague willow]

ah

no i would not like a 4 stop strategy thank you

[floral apex]

bro is your strategy team on ferrari energy drink or

[vague willow]

i think so

i think my new parts actually did something

hulkenberg's always DNFing though

[floral apex]

i found this cool mod browser thing that allows you to rename any F1, F2 or F3 team

a bit of an inside meme i have is since we sponsor both of Trident's F2 drivers and 2/3 of their F3 drivers, we essentially own a part of that team

[vague willow]

ah

[vague willow]

i think ive seen it before i havent downloaded it though

leclerc is gonna win the championship hes won lots of races

5

out of like 10

[floral apex]

whats cool tho is frontier did add a system for renaming your team in-game
theres a bunch of other creativity features that havent been added but are available via mods

[vague willow]

yeah mods are really cool for this game

i have the bigger sidebar one

and real sponsors

[floral apex]

i have one sponsors mod but right now only the actual logos cuz the rename file seems to overwrite a bunch of text things in te game

i also have livery mods on all 10 teams so the grid looks very different

[vague willow]

lol

[floral apex]

ferrari looks somewhat german

[vague willow]

what's the -8

[vague willow]

i tried upping some stats but it didnt change

[floral apex]

those are mentality-influenced stats

[vague willow]

ah

[floral apex]

driver unhappy = worse performance
driver happy = better performance

[vague willow]

i see

[floral apex]

you just have to figure out how to make them happy (most of the time its car performance)

[vague willow]

gonna be difficult with this tractor

its going a little better

im above alpine

[floral apex]

considering you're dead last, i can see why theyre unhappy
drivers like piastri and hulkenberg are used to driving faster cars so of course they'll be a bit pissed at the performance

[vague willow]

yeah

i started on research a bit late but it should be fine

still only at austria

[floral apex]

damn its so odd seeing the r&d chart so spread out like that and below 70%

[vague willow]

lol

redbull is about to be dethroned just like irl

ferrari is inching closer

basically ferrari in my save is the mclaren of irl

with the performance

[vague willow]

90

how

[floral apex]

its 2030

we do a crap ton of research

[vague willow]

its funny how theyre all fighting down there and your just way above everyone

[floral apex]

its been like that since about half way through 2027

[naive oasis]

Haas top three yes

[floral apex]

throwback to 2027 when we had expertise so high our upgrades went through the roof

[floral apex]

and esteban is capitalizing on it
top 5 at 9/13 rounds so far

gasly on the other hand is only between P5 and P10 6/13 rounds

[frail wharf]

Simple lovely

For my next season I will go to Aston Martin with my idol Fernando, but I really have to go to Aston and its promising project or I will join a bigger and more winning team if they send me an offer.

[golden cedar]

First lap of 5 lappers witg mates

[keen brook]

So I made a new save to check the nationalities of the staff and technical chiefs are already only from 3 nationalities.

Italy, UK and France

7 out of the 10 technical chiefs are all from the UK.

head of aeros also only 3 nationalities

UK, Italy and South Africa

[spark condor]

Fuck your championship, refuses to elaborate

[keen brook]

OK, so I came to the result that the only nationality you could make an entire team of including staff would be the UK.

France misses a head of aero.

And Italy misses a 2nd driver next to Gio.

Who has from the get go a super license.

oh

I forgot about the engine manufacturers.

There is no British manufacturer.

Ferrari is Italian, Renault French, Honda RBPT Japanese and Mercedes German.

oh wait

Honda RBPT is apparently British.

Or Austrian?

That's confusing as fuck.

It's owned by Red Bull but based in the UK, does that make them then an Austrian or British manufacturer?

How could I totally forget when making an entire team out of 1 nationality the engine manufacturer?

[fallow breach]

that car is going nowhere without an engine manufacturer

[sleek shell]

Jaguar's time to shine

Altho I think they're indian now I'm not sure

[fallow breach]

whatever it was, really interesting to see tsunoda outside the points. bro literally had an abbi pulling f1a 2024 esque run until that race in Spain

Austrian GP 2027 in the DPMU

Oscar Piastri takes sprint pole, with Yuki Tsunoda on the front row alongside. Norris and Albon are on the second row, followed by Verstappen, Stroll, Hamilton, Russell, Sargeant and Perez.

there's been a sauber shaped buffer set up between Nissany/Boschung and Cordeel.

Nissany P17 +2.108
Boschung P18 +2.120
Cordeel P21 +6.002

[keen brook]

The British flag is a really tough logo to make.

[sleek shell]

It's just lines tho

[keen brook]

nope

You need to fill the corners with triangles.

[sleek shell]

Wild

[keen brook]

Because the lines need to be angled to 45° into all 4 directions.

[sleek shell]

Hm ig you're right

Just go with the English flag

[keen brook]

good idea

Now I only need to decide which British team principal to be.

Horner, Vowles, or Oakes

I think I go with Oakes as Alpine still has Famin in the game.

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda wins the sprint in Spielberg from Norris and Piastri. Stroll is P4, followed by Verstappen and Perez, then Russell and Hamilton rounding out the points, then Gasly and Ocon, then Sainz and Leclerc.

[keen brook]

So Great Britain joins F1 as a 11th team.

with Lewis Hamilton and Lando Norris as their line-up

with a square England flag as logo

But the team has the British colors.

Lewis even has Bono as his race engineer.

Lando has to work with Marcus Dudley who originally is Russell's race engineer.

Our generated affiliates are Isra Tannous from Lebanon so we have to fire her as she isn't British and Mick Pennington who even is British lol.

[fallow breach]

McLaren-Aston-McLaren-Aston is the top 4 for the GP in Austria. Piastri and Tsunoda on the front row. Then Albon and Verstappen P5 and 6, then Russell and Hamilton, Gasly and Perez.

[keen brook]

Our other staff is James Allison as technical chief, Peter Prodromou as head of aero and Jonathan Wheatley as sporting director.

Now we need to sign a lot of affiliates and get as much British drivers as possible.

With the generated dude there are even 15 British drivers.

Well, I doubt we will get Russell to be an affiliate of our team but maybe it works.

He sometimes ends up as a free agent in 2025, then it should work to give him an affiliate contract.

[fallow breach]

DP radio:

D: "ARGH!"
T: "Big crash, you ok?"
D: "Yeah."
D: "The first lap off VSC, i brake ages before the corner but it just isn't working! I'm just a ×××××× passenger, into the wall!"
T: "Copy."

Norris wins from Piastri and Albon in Austria, as Tsunoda retires from the GP. Stroll is P4 from Verstappen, Russell, Perez, Gasly, Sargeant and Hamilton.

[lyric scaffold]

Bearman

[sleek shell]

Manbear

[lyric scaffold]

Womanbear

Bearwoman

[fallow breach]

bearperson

[rocky vector]

Malebear

Marlboro

[keen brook]

This is the 2024 F1 grid:
Red Bull Honda RBPT: Verstappen, Pérez (affiliates de Heus, H. Al Qubaisi, Sztuka, Tramnitz, Lindblad, Goethe, Martí, Hadjar, Lawson)
Mercedes: Russell, Lefevre (affiliates Antonelli, Vesti, Schumacher)
Ferrari: Leclerc, Sainz (affiliates Nobels, Weug, Shwartzman, Beganovic, Bearman, Giovinazzi)
McLaren Mercedes: Piastri, Hauger (affiliates Ugochukwu, Bustamante, Hirakawa, O'Ward, Bortoleto)
Aston Martin Mercedes: Stroll, Alonso (affiliates Hausmann, Hawkins, Crawford, Drugovich, Vandoorne)
Alpine Renault: Ocon, Gasly (affiliates Kabir, Nakamura-Berta, Lacorte, Pulling, Flörsch, Tsolov, Minì, Maini, Doohan, Martins)
Williams Mercedes: Albon, Sargeant (affiliates Browning, Colapinto, O'Sullivan)
RB Honda RBPT: Ricciardo, Tsunoda (affiliates A. Al Qubaisi, Iwasa)
Kick Sauber Ferrari: Bottas, Zhou (affiliates Schreiner, Bühler, Maloney, Pourchaire)
Haas Ferrari: Magnussen, Hülkenberg (affiliates Chambers, P. Fittipaldi)
Great Britain Honda RBPT: Hamilton, Norris (affiliates Pennington)

This is the 2024 F2 grid:
ART: Martins, O'Sullivan
PREMA: Bearman, Antonelli
Rodin: Maloney, Miyata
DAMS: Crawford, Correa
Invicta: Maini, Bortoleto
MP: Minì, Colapinto
VAR: E. Fittipaldi, Villagómez
Hitech: Cordeel, Aron
Campos: Hadjar, Martí
Trident: Verschoor, Stanek
PHM: Dürksen, Barnard

And this is the 2024 F3 grid:
PREMA: Beganovic, Fontaine, Lindblad
Trident: Fornaroli, Meguetounif, Ramos
MP: Tramnitz, Sztuka, Dunne
Campos: Goethe, Montoya, Boya
Hitech: Browning, Stenshorne, Shields
Jenzer: Wurz, Esterson, Zagazeta
VAR: León, Flörsch, Smith
ART: Mansell, van Hoepen, Tsolov
PHM: Inthraphuvasak, Bedrin, Dufek
Rodin: Voisin, Wisnicki, Loake

[red wadi]

EL GRANDE RETURN
7pm CET👀

[floral apex]

imagine tuning to f1 and seeing an entire fking country became a team

[keen brook]

I also like how Mercedes replaced Hamilton with a generated driver.

[floral apex]

oop somehow the screenshot didnt copy

hmmmm

[floral apex]

i mean they couldn't use antonelli yet and i guess there was no better option

[keen brook]

well

F2 drivers

Like McLaren chose Hauger.

to replace Norris

[floral apex]

yeah some of these teams can be funny
a lot of them are based in the UK but use different flags

just call it 2005-06 red bull idk

[keen brook]

Well, Honda RBPT also kinda is Honda.

So it's either Japanese, Austrian, or British.

[floral apex]

i mean honda has supplied a whole slew of British teams in the past so why not?

[keen brook]

Well, I have chosen Honda RBPT now anyway so there's no way back.

new affiliate

[floral apex]

i like how my team is literally the opposite of the single-nationality challenge

the drivers are dutch and italian
both race engineers are italian
british technical chief
french sporting director
italian head of aero
and our affiliates... are a complete mess (ivory coast, germany, 3 french, 3 brits, switzerland, netherlands)

[floral apex]

pelley p6?!? huh?!?!?!?

[red wadi]

Yeah, he wasn't too happy as well. But the Ferrari sucks at Austin

[fallow breach]

hello

[signal dagger]

tried the discord link but it didn'twork

[fallow breach]

hows things going in sunwest, rpu, etc

[floral apex]

checking out how my team is the complete opposite of the single nationality challenge\

[frozen thunder]

i also tried looking for just japanese staff but there’s literally no one

i think

[fallow breach]

"great britain f1 team"

[frozen thunder]

unless if i can mod them in

[fallow breach]

GBGP

[floral apex]

damn
21/30 F3 drivers in my save are not signed as an F1 affiliate

imagine if the british team was called like "Silverstone Racing" or smth lol steal the name of the track

[fallow breach]

least they arent silver stoners

[floral apex]

time for osterreich gp

[red wadi]

Wtf is going on at Ferrari?

[floral apex]

Alpine TP: "We're not where we'd like to be"
McLaren TP: "We are below where we expected to be"

hmmm yeah seems about right

[fallow breach]

what's the r&d looking like

[floral apex]

oooof huge plot point incoming

[fallow breach]

yeah definitely

[red wadi]

Yup, let's just say Ferrari might not be able to keep Romeo👀

[floral apex]

also george russell snapped our 75-race win streak in a safety car-filled monza race

[fallow breach]

Damn thats wild

75 races in a row as a constructor is insane btw

[floral apex]

the current record irl is 15

held by (obviously) red bull from somewhere in 2022 to singapore 2023

[fallow breach]

in the dpmu it's starting to seem like yuki's fading

7 wins in a row, then P3 in Monaco, P2 in Canada, but then P14 in Spain and a DNF in Austria

[floral apex]

tsunoda downfall needs to be studied

[keen brook]

Mick's rating went up.

[fallow breach]

i think that makes it abu dhabi 22 to singapore 23 right?

[floral apex]

i saw "mick" and went "mick schumacher?" lmao

[keen brook]

Meanwhile I immediately sacked 1 of the generated affiliates because of not being British.

[floral apex]

imagine having to explain that though

"why did you fire one of our reserves"
"uhhhh"

[fallow breach]

stroll is still mad consistent
outside that p15 in spain, all top 5

[keen brook]

This team will be hated in Lebanon now.

[floral apex]

red bull decided "screw ferrari" i guess

[red wadi]

Romeo Pellegrini pays 150 million euros to break Ferrari contract

[floral apex]

sounds about right

[fallow breach]

thats more like it but damn pelley down to p3??

[floral apex]

oh look whos back

and for the first time ever they replaced russell instead of piastri!

[fallow breach]

omg wow

[floral apex]

ok that actually sounds funny

russell just won the italian gp

and then red bull went "yk what no fp1 for you" in the next race

[fallow breach]

yk what nahhh get him out of fp1

hes only our best hope at winning something since like 2024

[fallow breach]

Sargeant's sudden rise also needs to be studied bc damn

[keen brook]

Erm, well, we are a British team, we got these 2 drivers and well, 1 of them wasn't British, so, erm, yeah, we had to fire her.

[fallow breach]

i think it might have been canada when williams got to p3 in r&d

[red wadi]

👀

[floral apex]

other affiliates that are out here are:
Fournier
Ashford
Sztuka
Taponen
O'Sullivan (pretend its Audi)

[floral apex]

bro went back to his rookie team

[fallow breach]

Race results for Logan before Canada 2027 (DPMU):
DNF 13 DNF 13 13 14 14 14

Since Canada:
8 4 9

[red wadi]

HAAS on X
HE'S BACK, K-MAG WILL BE PAIRED NEXT TO ROMEO PELLEGRINI

[floral apex]

ive heard theres this thing where if a WDC at or before Ferrari leaves the team, they'll never win the title again

can pellegrini change this?!?

[red wadi]

Did bro just curse his 8th👀

[floral apex]

i mean just ask seb or kimi
they're WDCs who never won the title again after going to ferrari'

okay someone has just crashed in FP1 i want yall to guess who it is

[keen brook]

same for Alonso

well

He technically still could win one.

[red wadi]

Bro might not win his 8th

[floral apex]

romeo really moved to haas and replaced his best friend

[fallow breach]

No driver changes headed into Silverstone in the DPMU, but the R&D chart has been shook a little so:

1 =
2 =
3 🔼 1
4 🔻 1
5 🔼 3
6 🔻 1
7 🔻 1
8 🔻 1
9 =
10 =
11 DPM Pacifico =

[floral apex]

haas jumps

[fallow breach]

indeed

[red wadi]

Yeah lol

[floral apex]

out of all of the drivers to crash out in FP1

it was Stroll

[fallow breach]

Dry Qualifying for the 2027 British Grand Prix, but it's shaping to be a wet race.

[floral apex]

of course what would you expect for sivlerstone

[fallow breach]

Who can take advantage of the conditions this time?

Will there be chaos like in 2026?

[floral apex]

pellegrini

[fallow breach]

pellegrini

[floral apex]

the funny thing is i dont think theres ever been a time where pellegrini was at the same part of the track as a sunwest

[red wadi]

HE IS BACK WITH A BANG

[floral apex]

"ferrari sucked so i went to haas and won"

[fallow breach]

cursed sentence icl 😭

Any shot-in-the-dark pole guesses for the DPMU British GP 2027?

[red wadi]

followed with a Ferrari 2-3

[floral apex]

pellegrini gets a chance to fight with the reigning world champion

[fallow breach]

interesting how haas have turned decent on paper now having eight points all season

[floral apex]

that one picture is like the most insane crossover ever
Pellegrini in his #84 Red Bull fighting with Max in his #1 Sunwest

[fallow breach]

Whether that be 'usual suspect' frontrunners or absolutely out there guesses

[red wadi]

BRO I WANTED TO BE #84 NOT #1

[fallow breach]

No other context than dry quali

[red wadi]

I CLICKED NO

[floral apex]

the game said no to you saying no

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

"no"

"you reeeally sure about that?"

[floral apex]

second time a game bug could cause a lore plot point

[red wadi]

Also BIG news (bro’s helmet is outrageous btw)

HAAS sign Romeo Pellegrini in move worth a whopping €80m a year

[fallow breach]

just gonna reiterate the question again rq just once more before i go ahead

[fallow breach]

DAMN

[floral apex]

he looks like ripoff hamilton

[fallow breach]

80 mil a year??

[red wadi]

(There’s a reason he accepted that deal, and that reason will be revealed later)

[red wadi]

He was on 155m with Ferrari😭😭

[floral apex]

it's FP1

[fallow breach]

still crazy that someone other than ferrari made such an offer

[fallow breach]

it'

[floral apex]

i hit enter too early

[red wadi]

True

[fallow breach]

Lando Norris takes pole position for the British GP from Tsunoda and Albon.
Perez P4, then Piastri, Stroll, Verstappen, Russell, Sargeant, and Hamilton rounds out the top 10.

[red wadi]

But tbf HAAS will probably see a popularity rise now

[red wadi]

Fr

[fallow breach]

haas getting massive publicity in slovakia fr

hamilton to ferrari levels of bandwagoning

[floral apex]

ok this is funny

max vs romeo FP1 battle has been going on for quite a while
and now we've caught up to Pourchaire, Romeo's teammate at Red Bull in the reddawn save

[fallow breach]

Nissany, Boschung and Cordeel P17, 19 and 21 are the new Boschung and Cordeel 20-21 💀

[fallow breach]

interesting

[floral apex]

this might end up being romeo's like only chance to fight max wheel to wheel

because he's going to vcarb next season

[fallow breach]

alpine locked in a chequerboard with ferrari in 11-14

Sainz, Gasly, Leclerc, Ocon

crazy for a team i said before bahrain could fight for wins 💀

[floral apex]

pelley still showing some impressive pace here

[fallow breach]

i mean gasly does have a p2, credit where credit's due

[floral apex]

ooh interesting

Someone made a myteam livery mod for the game thats basically the deluxe liveries recreated

[fallow breach]

Interesting

[fallow breach]

Any win predictions for the British GP? can be 'safe bets' i.e. lando or yuki, or really out there ones like logan or any ferrari (💀)

[keen brook]

Bearman replaced Sainz in FP1 at Ferrari, Drugovich replaced Stroll in FP1 at Aston Martin, Vesti replaced Russell in FP1 at Mercedes, Pourchaire replaced Bottas in FP1 at Kick Sauber, Crawford replaced Alonso in FP1 at Aston Martin and P. Fittipaldi replaced Magnussen in FP1 at Haas.

[fallow breach]

DP: "Crashed"
T: "copy"
DP: "what a ××××××× ××××box! Can't even ××××××× turn!"

Yuki Tsunoda wins the British GP from Norris and Verstappen.

Albon P4, Stroll P5, then Russell, Perez, Hamilton, Sainz and Gasly.

[floral apex]

max still a p4 merchant

[fallow breach]

p5 in the championship 🤷‍♂️

[red wadi]

WHAT A HOMECOMING

[floral apex]

"Act angry every time you crash or retire, maybe itll sound more believable"

[fallow breach]

and 4 5th place race results

[sleek shell]

YEAH
it's been a long time coming

[fallow breach]

he calls the car a shitbox over the radio, but shedding his own wing by stupidity is common for him.

[floral apex]

so basically hes lance stroll

[fallow breach]

Not to say the car is fine, it is a shitbox

[red wadi]

9 years after his F1 debut, Romeo wins his 1st race with HAAS (OOC moment)

[sleek shell]

One day I hope F1 games allow us to have real helmets

[fallow breach]

aggression like verstappen, results like stroll

[red wadi]

same

[floral apex]

F1 Manager is interesting in that yes you can mod in helmets but helmets are connevted to the driver position rather than the driver

[fallow breach]

average dp race:
gain 8 or so places, crashing into someone in the process
lose the wing
struggle to brake and turn
crash (optional)
retire

[sleek shell]

Ye that sounds weird

[floral apex]

Considering the greater longevity and the greater amount of generated drivers it makes sense tho

[fallow breach]

leclerc 2027:
1 point in bahrain
11th-13th every race after
random win in spain
go back to routine
refuse to elaborate

[floral apex]

bro randomly decided to hype up the tifosi for no reason

[fallow breach]

"YEAH WE'RE BACK.. damn it."

[sleek shell]

Typical Ferrari experience

[floral apex]

race before spain: when will we be good again
spain: YESSS LECLERC WE'RE BACK
after spain: bruh.

[fallow breach]

sainz had a rogue p6 just the race before leclercs win

[keen brook]

Spain: This is our year.
after Spain: back to therapy

[red wadi]

HAAS are probably over the moon rn

Like Vesti must’ve told Romeo something that convinced him to move back

[fallow breach]

i think its more like:

monaco: we're washed
canada: omg 8 points sainz is a hero
spain: a win?? we're so back thank you leclerc
austria: bruh.

HAAS ARE 4TH IN R&D HEADING INTO HUNGARY WTF

[floral apex]

monaco: we're washed
spain: we're not washed!
auatria: we're washed again

[red wadi]

Erm what the fuck

[fallow breach]

what exactly am i looking at

[keen brook]

Stroll spun.

[fallow breach]

omg imagine if nissany got pole

[red wadi]

Everyone from 7th onwards being 3 seconds slower than Romeo

[fallow breach]

bro is absolutely demolishing the field

[floral apex]

bros going faster in the haas than he did in the ferrari

[fallow breach]

pole predictions for hungary dpmu?

im gonna say albon drags the williams to the front row (p5 in r&d btw) bc hes that type of guy

[fallow breach]

fr

[keen brook]

Ricciardo locked up.

lol

He locked up in turn 3.

That corner is flat.

Lefevre went wide.

[fallow breach]

Oscar on pole for Hungary from Yuki, Lando and Alex.

Russell drags the Merc to P5, what a drive that is! Stroll 6th, Verstappen 7th, Ocon 8th, Hamilton 9th, Perez 10th

imagine being 4th in r&d and still being p14 and 16 💀

what excuse is dp gonna use this time to retire

[floral apex]

Pellegrini goes 3rd fastest in FP1!

[fallow breach]

p1 in f1.5 hell yeah

[keen brook]

Hauger locked up.

almost into Stroll

[fallow breach]

a. the wing
b. the brakes
c. other driver
d. other commitment

[keen brook]

Tsunoda locked up.

[fallow breach]

"Aghhh the wing, i can't make the ××××××× corners!!"

[fallow breach]

• dp having received 13 seconds of corner cutting penalties

Tsunoda wins from Piastri and Norris who came back from starting 13th due to a grid penalty, and being P21 only ahead of DP after lap 1 due to a t1 incident

[keen brook]

Bahrain qualifying result of my full British team career

[fallow breach]

that looks hilarious

[red wadi]

Who wants to cook some eggs on them tires?

[floral apex]

BritainGP Motorsports

[floral apex]

ive never seen more cooked tires

[keen brook]

starting grid for the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix

[golden cedar]

Wassup F1 gamers

P12 on mediums

In quali

Everyone was on Softs

[raven fern]

jaka liga?

[golden cedar]

SIM top formula

Chcesz dołączyć

?

Ale mam lepsze niż ta

Wait we have to speak english here

[raven fern]

wyślij zapro

(back to english)

[golden cedar]

This one is bad

FIA doesnt know what they are doing

[keen brook]

Strategies are for both .

[raven fern]

i've only played in 1 league small race

i mean small league

[golden cedar]

Do you do time trial?

@raven fern

[raven fern]

ye sometimes

[golden cedar]

So I can know how fast u are

[golden cedar]

On Austria?

[red wadi]

THATS A RECORD 7TH MONACO WIN

[raven fern]

but i dont have f1 24, i only play f1 23

[red wadi]

Bro became the king of Monaco ig

[golden cedar]

U dont have F1 24?

@raven fern

[raven fern]

no

f1 23 only

cuz f1 23 didnt work on my pc

it was stuck on the anti cheat splash

[golden cedar]

None of these leagues have F1 23 tier

Sorry

[fallow breach]

Belgian GP for DPMU incoming

[red wadi]

They were literally cooked

[fallow breach]

Wet quali wet race, any predictions?

Should I do full or short quali?

[raven fern]

would you recommend any let's say low tier league that supports F1 23? (if you know any)

[golden cedar]

No i dont know

[raven fern]

are F1 23 and F1 24 lap times on time trial comparable?

[golden cedar]

Idk

[raven fern]

i mean i can send my lap times

it says that F1 24 lap times should be slightly quicker

[floral apex]

i mean it would have to be between teams that have similar performance in 23 compared to 24

[fallow breach]

Belgian GP 2027 DPMU, any guesses for quali result i.e. pole, who outqualifies who? (Wet quali)

[frozen thunder]

yuki P4

gasly maybeee

P5

[fallow breach]

youre actually spot on with yuki p4 😭

[frozen thunder]

max P20 ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

and lance srroll pole

[frozen thunder]

what can i say im just that girl

[fallow breach]

1/4 correct predictions, yuki is p4

[frozen thunder]

i know my japanese drivers

[fallow breach]

gasly p20, 11.2 seconds behind pole

verstappen is p5

and lance is p7

[sleek shell]

Bro walked in qualies

[fallow breach]

as said, wet quali, so possibly a case of making a mistake on the last lap or mistiming

insane detail though: Amaury Cordeel P19.

Gasly, as said, P20, 11.2 behind

P21 is Magnussen, 12.8 behind

tfw theres a vcarb in the bottom 3 and it isnt boschung

The McLarens are 2-3, Lando P2, Oscar P3.

[raven fern]

i got 1:05.2

[raven fern]

ye but on equal cars on

[golden cedar]

1.04.3

[fallow breach]

Zhou Guanyu was running P2 with like a minute to go

Because of how volatile wet quali is though, he ends up P18

The pole sitter? Alex Albon.

So top 10 rundown:
Albon, Norris, Piastri, Tsunoda, Verstappen, Perez, Stroll, Hamilton, Sainz, Leclerc

[keen brook]

It's lights out and away we go!

Sargeant locked up.

Lefevre locked up.

[floral apex]

every time i see Lefevre i keep thinking you're misspelling Leclerc

[fallow breach]

the fact we were joking about this happening in 2026 season tho canada 😭

[keen brook]

crash

Lefevre and Sargeant

both terminal damage

[fallow breach]

damn

sargeant cant catch a break huh

[keen brook]

Lefevre gets a 5 second time penalty.

great signing from Mercedes

I think in this save the Mercedes downfall begins in 2024 already.

Lefevre and Sargeant front wing change

[fallow breach]

that was a thought i had once 😭

[keen brook]

now both no damage anymore

[fallow breach]

Who wins the Belgian GP??

[floral apex]

Merc signing Lefavre kinda feels like Haas signing those two 50-rated F3 drivers

[keen brook]

yeah

Just that it's a top team that does it this time.

Oh, also their staff is as bad as him.

They signed 2 generated race engineers.

the worst 2

and a generated technical chief

also the worst one

[floral apex]

Merc is just a generated f1 team at this point

[keen brook]

They literally went with the cheapest options.

well

[primal drift]

damn you bullied merc hard 😭

[keen brook]

Their team has too much British staff that I took.

[fallow breach]

DP goes all the way up to P8 before taking a gravel tour and getting clobbered 💀

[keen brook]

Like literally every single staff member at Mercedes is British.

both drivers

[floral apex]

Someone at their team sorted the list by salary instead of rating

[keen brook]

both race engineers

technical chief, head of aero, sporting directors

Everyone is British there.

[floral apex]

the only thing not british is the team principal and the flag they drive under

[floral apex]

Guess having hamilton put a bit of influence on them

[keen brook]

2.566 for Lewis

2.965 for Lando

[fallow breach]

However, i just restarted bc no way im accepting it.

[keen brook]

pit stop issue for Pérez

There is already the influence of Red Bull signing the worst sporting director.

[floral apex]

lmao why did everyone just sign the lowest rated staff

[keen brook]

Only McLaren was a bit smarter with their choices.

[fallow breach]

And on the rerun, he goes up into P10, off into the gravel, and then Leclerc hit DP after he rejoined and retired causing a safety car

[keen brook]

with Hauger

[floral apex]

Which intern sorted the list by salary instead of rating

[keen brook]

and not the worst head of aero

but still a bad one

[floral apex]

Who knew signing all British staff would cause so much chaos

[fallow breach]

Cordeel retires in the pits after lap 2.

[floral apex]

cordeel did a DP

[fallow breach]

DP is P20, probably about to retire

[floral apex]

They sent the "come in and retire" command to the wrong driver

[fallow breach]

OOH HULKENBERG SENDS DP INTO THE WALL AND OUT OF THE RACE ON LAP 3!

[keen brook]

pit stop issue for Lefevre

[fallow breach]

Leclerc retires after colliding with DP on lap 1

Cordeel retires his DPM on lap 2

DP gets sent off into the wall by Hulkenberg on lap 3

[floral apex]

This reminds me of that time i saw Gasly crash into Piastri immediately after leaving the pits

[keen brook]

Casual AI aiming for a car coming out of the pits in Monza.

[fallow breach]

Yuki Tsunoda wins the Belgian Grand Prix from Piastri and Norris. Albon falls from pole to P4, then Verstappen, Stroll, Perez, Gasly, Hamilton and Russell.

[floral apex]

wow DP causing everything this race

[fallow breach]

Gasly masterclass P22 (took a penalty after qualifying behind Amaury) to P8

[keen brook]

crash

Hauger and Ocon

[fallow breach]

radio insight DP on lap 1:

"××××××× Leclerc just smashed into me! I lost the car into the gravel, i rejoined and he just hit me! ××××!"

[red wadi]

Okay so, Romeo x HAAS is going crazy again

[keen brook]

no penalties given

[red wadi]

I’m absolutely cooking something that led to the Ferrari-Romeo dream team’s death

[floral apex]

yeah they absolutely fell off at the end there

RB20'd harder than the RB20

[keen brook]

Hülkenberg locked up.

almost into Bottas

[fallow breach]

Leclerc POV:

"What is this ××××××× idiot doing? So ××××××× dangerous! ××××!"

[red wadi]

Oh and some backstage fall out between Ferrari CEO Federico Ferrari (obviously a fictional character) and Romeo Pellegrini which only recently got revealed by Ferrari in a statement

[floral apex]

Leclerc only has 3 points in 2030 in my save
two P10s and a sprint P8

[fallow breach]

Leclerc has 27 in 2027 in mine:

1 from Bahrain
1 from the China sprint
25 from Spain

[floral apex]

Lawson is the only driver in my save to have not scored any points

[fallow breach]

oh wait i tell a lie there

[red wadi]

Half of the sentences boutta be blurred (especially for Romeo)😭🙏

[fallow breach]

he got another point somewhere its 28

[keen brook]

2.840 for Lewis

Lefevre locked up.

[fallow breach]

Side effect of this race is Nissany finishing P14

Theo Pourchaire went on to retire later in the race

Boschung, Zhou and Nico were lapped

[floral apex]

thats not the barkmarker trio i remember

[fallow breach]

one of them did a dp and the other one stumbled into the first page of results 💀

[keen brook]

2.931 for Lando

[red wadi]

** Romeo Pellegrini and Federico Ferrari fall out, the downfall of a dream team** (pt1)
RP: “Fix the (censored) car, because it’s a (censored) boat around this track (COTA). And then you guys also can’t have a (censored) solid strategy. It’s all a bunch of (censored)
FF: “Look Romeo I get that you’re upset but come on stay professional, we’re trying to fix the car”
RP: “I can’t hear what your saying (censored), because I don’t speak (censored). Just fix this (censored) (censored)”

||Friendly reminder that Romeo is 31 here||

[fallow breach]

Aside from the DPM duo, Zhou, Nissany and Boschung are scoreless this season at the summer shutdown

[floral apex]

Okay damn yuki

also i like how the ferrari team principal happens to be named ferrari

bro was named for this job

[keen brook]

probably related to Enzo

[floral apex]

possibly

[fallow breach]

DP in DPMU is a fusion of verstappen, Stroll and Tsunoda

aggression like max
driving like lance
radio language like yuki

[red wadi]

Romeo Pellegrini and Federico Ferrari fall out, the downfall of a dream team (pt2)
FF: “You spoiled brat, you’re on a 155 million contract. The highest ever in F1, now act like a grown….. gets pushed over by Romeo”
RP: “You (censored) (censored), you should listen to ME. But you and your team of (censored) should do their (censored) job”
FF: “You don’t just push over your team principal (censored). Also shouldn’t you be a good image to your kids?”
RP: “I would be a (censored) good image to my kids, if you guys in Maranello could do your (censored) work. (Censored) (censored) (censored), i’m out”

—end of segment—

[fallow breach]

It's time for Monza. Can Max make it 3 on the bounce in Monza?

[red wadi]

Bro did not take that weekend lightly😭😭

[floral apex]

everyone in slovakia is now trying to defend romeo

[red wadi]

Slovakia vs the few international fans (and the Tifosi)😭😭

[fallow breach]

Focal points in the championship:
Intra team battle at McLaren for P2 in the championship
Perez vs Albon (again) for P6 this time

Dry quali, wet race in Monza??

[red wadi]

This could entirely make you look at Romeo, especially since he’s mostly painted as Mr. Nice Guy

Brazilians probably now hate bro ||He mocked Senna after winning his 7th😭😭||

[fallow breach]

17 drivers have set a lap and Alex is P2, Logan is P6

[keen brook]

Btw Lefevre is only 59 rated.

[red wadi]

Yeah the Brazilians will definitely not like this guy anymore😭😭

[fallow breach]

It's a McLaren 1-2, Piastri on pole. Tsunoda and Albon 2nd row, Verstappen, Stroll, Perez, Pourchaire P8, Leclerc P9 and Gasly P10.

[keen brook]

Bahrain race result of my full British team career

current championship standings

[floral apex]

I mean
Better start than what i had at my tram lol

[red wadi]

So…… Romeo is slowly becoming a baddie😭

[keen brook]

Btw I started with lowest performace.

It's insane how much high rated drivers can carry.

[red wadi]

First bro is falling out with the Ferrari TP, then he mocks Senna after breaking Senna’s record 😭

[floral apex]

Pellegrini but hes a bad guy

[red wadi]

Bro probably stopped giving a damn bc he’s retiring anyways

[floral apex]

Everyone gonna be relieved once he retires lol

[fallow breach]

Leclerc drags the Ferrari to P9, and Theo finally uses the Haas

[fallow breach]

such a swing in opinion

[floral apex]

wait so what was he using before? an F2 car?

[fallow breach]

well

debatable

[keen brook]

Bahrain pit stops of my full British team career

[red wadi]

Especially Brazilian’s😭😭

[keen brook]

current DHL fastest pit stop award standings

[red wadi]

Bro probably needs body guards in Brazil now 😭

[fallow breach]

well yk what i mean

[floral apex]

ok now you're just mocking me with these pit stop results

[keen brook]

Well, all other 3 pit stops were 2.8 or 2.9.

[fallow breach]

Wet race in Monza, who's winning?

[keen brook]

Then our pit crew just randomly drops a 2.5 pit stop.

[red wadi]

Shit forgot to explain the “mocking” part

[floral apex]

bro dropped lore without dropping the lore

[fallow breach]

this makes sense, Hamilton p15

[keen brook]

I see there a Germany livery.

[floral apex]

i think thats lotus

[red wadi]

Basically bro did the iconic “Senna finally wins in São Paulo” celebration but with a Slovakian flag and at Monaco

And he stopped at the wall where Senna crashed in I think 87(?) when he bottles while dominating bc why not

[floral apex]

pelley just doesnt give a damn anymore

[red wadi]

Bro went from the good guy, the marketable guy to the bad guy, the unmarketable guy😭😭 Ferrari ruined bro🙏😭

[floral apex]

If you thought Mercedes was bad
Ferrari is even worse

[red wadi]

Meanwhile HAAS is enjoying it (they posted his celebration on Instagram)

[floral apex]

haas fuelling it smh

[red wadi]

HAAS with Pellegrini (2031 edition): 2 wins in 2 races
HAAS before 2031: 1 win in too many races

[red wadi]

HAAS playing with fire🙏🙏

[fallow breach]

DP caused a red flag 💀

[red wadi]

Imagine what bro’s gonna do if he wins his 8th in Monza💀

[keen brook]

He would literally start a war with the Tifosi.

[floral apex]

slovakia vs tifosi

[fallow breach]

Piastri wins in Monza from Norris and Verstappen!

[red wadi]

Bro’s gonna mock the Tifosi or smth😭

[floral apex]

I like how pelleys fanbase name eventually went from pulley to just slovakia in general

[keen brook]

Bahrain F2 qualifying result of my full British team career

[red wadi]

The pulleys became the Tifosi for 1 year, now they’re archrivals😭😭

[floral apex]

Who will win:

The entire fking country of Slovakia or some italian bois

[fallow breach]

max verstappen, probably

[keen brook]

Bahrain F2 sprint race result of my full British team career

[red wadi]

[keen brook]

Bahrain F2 feature race result of my full British team career

[red wadi]

Nah but Romeo winning his 8th at Monza in a HAAS while he promised to win it in a Ferrari would go hard

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda P4, Albon P5, Perez P6, Gasly P7, Ocon P8, Hamilton P9, Leclerc P10

[floral apex]

Tifosi would storm the haas HQ

The entire 52 of them

[red wadi]

Poor HAAS😭

[keen brook]

current F2 championship standings

[red wadi]

Tifosi would probably try to throw plastic bottles onto the podium🙏😭