f1-games

[fallow breach]

"where is he??"

[floral apex]

the mechanics in the pit box wondering why you havent come in

[fallow breach]

wet quali for the gp at cota

get ready for a stroll verstappen front row

[floral apex]

i like how the frontrunners in your save are all backmarkers in mine

[fallow breach]

nope. Norris pole, Alonso P2

[floral apex]

Wet quali and its still the usual

[fallow breach]

Versainz 2nd row tho

checo got beat by both Alpines 💀💀

[keen brook]

Netherlands F2 qualifying result of my Haas career

[fallow breach]

OMG BOSCHUNG ACTUALLY DID IT
HE BEAT SOMEONE IN QUALI WHOS NAME ISNT AMAURY CORDEEL

Boschung P19, Cordeel is P21

[keen brook]

Netherlands F2 sprint race result of my Haas career

[floral apex]

Sunwest Racing but its dark mode

[fallow breach]

Boschung gap is +5.053, Cordeel is +10.680

[floral apex]

10 seconds damn
bro was on a leisurely stroll instead of pushing

[keen brook]

Netherlands F2 feature race result of my Haas career

[fallow breach]

ah

just an exploratory lap

its a dry race tho

[floral apex]

Bro never left the outlap

[fallow breach]

should i sim it and see what happens or should i do my usual protocol

[keen brook]

current F2 championship standings

[fallow breach]

if i sim and my team accidentally score points though (particularly my driver)

eh yolo

[floral apex]

i made a 50/50 livery lmao

[fallow breach]

Aston and McLaren take top 2 spots again

[fallow breach]

nice

[floral apex]

I mean to be fair your usual routine is basically just simulating the session with some extra steps

[fallow breach]

Fernando P1, Piastri P2

[fallow breach]

yeah but my routine guarantees my driver at least doesnt score, and cordeel isnt an issue cause hes always multi lapped

[floral apex]

what i meant was when you retire you basically end up simulating the session anyway lol

[fallow breach]

simming and accidentally winning races, no, championships, was something that happened to my driver in a spec 0 car in a different save

lando bottled pole off the podium

and verstappen took third

again

[floral apex]

ofc he did

[fallow breach]

and just like all his 3rds in 2026, hes got lando and fernando for company on the podium

[floral apex]

i thought lando didnt make the podium?

[fallow breach]

oh yeah mb

my mistake

a mclaren and an aston

[floral apex]

bro looked at piastri and went "you're lando now"

[fallow breach]

i literally said lando didnt podium like 5 seconds before 😭

idk what happened

[floral apex]

oscar: guess im lando now

[fallow breach]

i mean he has done a few bottlejobs in 2026

[floral apex]

holy sheet

[fallow breach]

did they fear pelley coming up to f1

[floral apex]

looks like hadjar is joining bortoleto over at WEC

[red wadi]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[fallow breach]

onto mexico!

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

im half way through the season and im putting so much focus on research

yup this is fine

[fallow breach]

looking like a dry weekend

lets get ready for the usual-

lando pole, alonso.. 6th?

[floral apex]

i like how my tire preservation and engine cooling are almost 100%

[fallow breach]

Oscar P2, Verstappen P3, Russell 4th, Hamilton 5th, then Alonso, then Perez, Leclerc, Sainz and Stroll

[floral apex]

alonso forgot he had front row reservations

[fallow breach]

boscor is split once again in 19th and 21st

this time by pourchaire

Boschung +3.209
Pourchaire +3.247
Cordeel +7.257

[floral apex]

gotta give it to max and kimi for sacrificing their FP1 times to my many affiliates

[fallow breach]

if anyone who's a fan of sunwest only watches fp1, theres no telling who the hell races for this team full time

[fallow breach]

how many affiliates does one need

[floral apex]

yes

[fallow breach]

you know you only have 2 full time seats right

most of these affiliates will be washed by the time they get the callup

next redbull fr

[red wadi]

Your team fr is a reverse IsrFast

That damn save traumatised me fr😭

[floral apex]

hmmm i wonder who haas's drivers are

Great start

Our F3 guy locked up on his outlap

oh look whos back out in FP1

and guess what
they've replaced Piastri again

Red Bull really dont want Piastri doing FP1s now

[red wadi]

What did bro break?

[floral apex]

Bros ERS is dead

its at 33%

[fallow breach]

time for
"retire the car"
"copy"

[floral apex]

most drivers: "retire the car we're sorry" "but whyyy"
your driver: "ok its time to retire the car" "i'm already on my way in"

[red wadi]

Romeo the type of driver to fix the car and still win

Except the driver isn’t Romeo

[fallow breach]

more like

t: "you gonna retire the car" d: "no" t: "but whyyyy"

business as usual at the top in mexico. alonso p1, norris p2, verstappen p3

[floral apex]

Right mclaren this time?

[fallow breach]

oscar has yet again choked a p2 into a p5 finish

[fallow breach]

yeah

both cordeel and boschung ended up retiring

cordeel gets classified p20 bc boschung retired first

cordeel actually beating a driver??

alonso leads the championship by 43 points, norris p2, then Verstappen over Piastri by 21

[red wadi]

Imma sleep again

[fallow breach]

good night again

[floral apex]

try not to fall in a ditch this time

[fallow breach]

okay romeo pellegrini

[red wadi]

Thanks

Guess what, tomorrow I have 0 time for the save so I’ll post everything on the 7th 💀

[fallow breach]

verstappen was p3 and Leclerc was p4, 1.5s behind

idk when i'll next do the save bc i might actually put time to revision for my as level mock exams that are next week

bro canada

sainz did 3 pit stops

and still finished p8

[fallow breach]

nobody else did 3, it was 1 or 2

[red wadi]

I just pulled a Lance Stroll

[fallow breach]

how so

[red wadi]

I slipped over something and afterwards headbutted my bed

[fallow breach]

ouch

[red wadi]

Yeah

[floral apex]

i dont think thats how you go to sleep sir (also ouch indeed)

[red wadi]

Also I got my HAAS shirt back🔥🔥

[red wadi]

True

[fallow breach]

nice

[red wadi]

My gf stole it

[fallow breach]

crazy part is he started p6 and still won by 19 seconds

[floral apex]

max moment

[fallow breach]

interlagos 26 is dry SQ and S, wet Q and GP

[floral apex]

oh god

You know what max can do at a wet interlagos

lets see how realistic the game is

[fallow breach]

mclaren front row lockout for the sprint, Alonso p3, Hamilton P4, then a red bull p5, then sainz, then the other red bull then russell, Leclerc and stroll

the p5 red bull is checo.

[floral apex]

no way

why is checo good

[fallow breach]

boscor reunite in 20-21

[floral apex]

i almost typed "why is checo cooked"

[fallow breach]

2.705 and 6.515

[fallow breach]

[red wadi]

My brain fr just stopped working

[fallow breach]

why are you here reddawn

[red wadi]

And my head hurts too much to sleep

[fallow breach]

ah theres the answer

does it have something to do with the headbutt perchance

[red wadi]

Yes🫣

[floral apex]

how to not sleep: bonk your head on your bed

[fallow breach]

reddawn tried to sleep but the compulsion to stay awake at only 11pm got to him

[floral apex]

now he has to sleep at 3am

[red wadi]

Tomorrow school starts again 😔

[floral apex]

indeed

[fallow breach]

yeah same for me as well

[red wadi]

Only slight fun thing is that I can see my gf for a whopping 45 minutes

[fallow breach]

[REDACTED] radio:
"retire the car"
"already coming in"

[red wadi]

Alright be right back, i need to check my head

[fallow breach]

my driver shall remain nameless for the funny

[floral apex]

we'll just call him "bob"

"bob norris"

[fallow breach]

he just gets referred to as cordeel's teammate who spends more time retiring than racing

[red wadi]

I’m back and nothing seems off except my head hurting

[fallow breach]

it's lights out and away we go and the 73 car is retiring

[floral apex]

"Its lights out and away we don't go"

[fallow breach]

and away they go. i'm still here

[floral apex]

imagine if you pranked your team by crashing into a wall instead of retiring in the pits

"retire the car"
"copy"
drives into a wall
"no not like that"

[fallow breach]

alonso wins the sprint in interlagos from Piastri and Russell. Then it's Verstappen, Sainz, Leclerc, Perez and Stroll rounding out the points

[red wadi]

One IF stat will forever shock me

The 4 drivers sacked in 1 season stat

Wtf was I thinking

[floral apex]

me watching the drivers in f1m take corners flat that i never knew were flat

[fallow breach]

boschung p18 1 lap down
cordeel p19 2 laps down
norris hamilton and 'bob' DNF

this is still the sprint

how do you go two laps down in a sprint??

[floral apex]

the bob norris i mentioned references the wrong answers only thing he did

[fallow breach]

yeah

rain in qualifying for the sao paulo gp

we can expect some shuffles and maybe cordeel being 10 seconds behind again

well

cordeel is 7.224

pourchaire p20 again

boschung 3.450

Alonso on pole, Lando in P3.. wait, P3? Who's on the front row? Verstappen? No, he's P8.. Piastri? P7?.. Checo? he's p10. who then?- Lewis??

[red wadi]

And my night turned from bad to worse

[fallow breach]

whats happened now

[red wadi]

My shoulder made a loud ass pop sound

[keen brook]

penalty points after the 2026 Dutch Grand Prix:
Tsunoda 13
Schumacher 12 (+1)
Sargeant 11
Ricciardo 10
Ocon 7
Iwasa 7
Sainz 6
Doohan 6
Albon 6
Zhou 5
Verstappen 4
Lawson 4
Hamilton 3
Stroll 3
Magnussen 3
Gasly 3
Bearman 2
Norris 2
Pérez 2
Hülkenberg 2
Hauger 2
Bottas 2
Sztuka 2
Piastri 1
Russell 1
Alonso 1

[red wadi]

My gym teacher was right, i’m gonna fall into pieces one day😭

[fallow breach]

damn 😭

[keen brook]

damn

[fallow breach]

should i just do that in the race

[red wadi]

I’m the most injury prone guy on planet earth

Imma sleep frfr now

[fallow breach]

third time's the charm ig

[keen brook]

championship fight after the 2026 Dutch Grand Prix

[fallow breach]

ocon dominance may bore fans frfr

Alonso wins the Sao Paulo GP, Norris P2, Russell P3, then Verstappen, Piastri, Hamilton, Leclerc, Sainz, Stroll and Gasly

alr im gonna call it a night for my one i think

but first...

BREAKING: the 'unnamed man' of the 'non-existent team' to announce his initials at the end of the 2026 season

Teammate to Amaury Cordeel, known for retiring the car and owning the team he drives for - the team we see on track, yet mysteriously never gets mentioned on the graphics - the man behind the project and the wheel has yet to reveal his name. After the 2026 Abu Dhabi GP however, he will reveal his initials.

[fallow breach]

It is rumoured his team will undergo a name change for 2027, however there has been no confirmation of this.

[keen brook]

The 2nd race ban and the 2nd time it's for the Italian GP.

What's even more hilarious, if Sargeant would've got penalized for the collision with Schumacher he would've been banned for the Italian GP as well.

This also means I'll do the Italian GP of this save before going back to the My Team save.

As there's no way I'll remember after doing a whole season of the other save and then going back to this one, that I have to pretend Schumacher to be Martins.

[floral apex]

e

[floral apex]

schumartins

[fallow breach]

guess this is some sort of attempt at lore

[fallow breach]

indeed

[keen brook]

My lore is just the penalty points system.

and resulting bans

[floral apex]

my lore is twitter posts

[fallow breach]

i don't know if there's any lore i'm missing on mine when i say this but lemme list what i know:

botp never develop like at all
they pay off the fia to exclude them from entry lists
the owner/driver always retires from races
cordeel is always at the back and so is boschung (theyre best friends)
verstappen was a p8 merchant but now he's a p3/4 merchant instead
the aforementioned owner/driver is announcing his initials when 2026 finishes

[fallow breach]

i made exactly one twitter post back in canada 26 for mine

[floral apex]

hUh

tire wear go brrr

antonelli's engine is cooked

[fallow breach]

turns out the only people who can nerf sunwest are themselves

[floral apex]

Gasly and Leclerc just crashed

and on the rejoin they almost hit each other again

Gasly gets the penalty for hitting Leclerc

Williams seems to have a strong car in the wet

Perfect timing
We pitted and right as we exit the pits the VSC ends

2.0s for both drivers

[naive oasis]

The Williams beat Stroll in qualifying.

[floral apex]

Sasaki gets the penalty

[lyric scaffold]

Bro im going insane i looked at the haas and went "is that the 2022 alfa"

[floral apex]

had to do a last second pit stop due to a rapidly drying track'

Leclerc really finished almost 3 minutes behind P19

oh thats why kimi couldnt get past pourchaire
he had a gearbox problem

[lyric scaffold]

Ive created chaos by signing verstappen to my team

He was out of contract at the end of 26

Then i saved the game and went to my moms house so in a week ill be able to see the new lineups

[floral apex]

WDC and WCC Update

[lyric scaffold]

I like seeing audi not doing too bad

[floral apex]

except tsunoda has had a rather poor string of luck

Spain and Silverstone out of the points and then two consecutive DNFs

[lyric scaffold]

Ah damn

Interesting vcarb is far down for me theyre beating redbull consistently

[floral apex]

notice mclaren and ferrari lol

[lyric scaffold]

2020 type season for ferrari

Mclaren having modern eea honda days i see

Era*

I think ferrari are gonna have a horrendous season in my save i stole some key engineers from them

[uneven pollen]

Do you think Ferrari will win in 2025 with DWC and the WCC?

[lyric scaffold]

I mean its not impossible but i think lewis needs to get used to the ferrari

[keen brook]

2025 is our year.

Charles wdc

[lyric scaffold]

Naaa 2025 is bottas year to win the wdc and wcc as a mercedes reserve

Trust the process

[floral apex]

nah hadjar wdc

[lyric scaffold]

Beganovic wdc

[floral apex]

7/11 teams are in debt

only us and red bull are above 10 mil

[keen brook]

lol

[lyric scaffold]

Fucking hell sauber

[keen brook]

Well, with their gambling sponsor they went all in.

[floral apex]

last time everyone went into debt in my save everyone switched to renault engines so uh hope that doesnt happen again

[lyric scaffold]

Wtfff

Wait whats the best engine to use

Cause i use ferrari engines i believe

[keen brook]

I think RBPT but the components don't last long.

[lyric scaffold]

Aja

Aha*

[floral apex]

ferrari are the best all-around

[keen brook]

yeah

[floral apex]

mercedes are best for durability

[keen brook]

Mercedes is the tank.

[floral apex]

red bull is best for power and speed

renault is best for like only fuel efficiency i think

[keen brook]

RBPT is full power, what is durability?

Renault is efficient, cheap but slow.

[lyric scaffold]

I see

[keen brook]

Ferrari is the allrounder.

[floral apex]

i think i can pull up the stats

[lyric scaffold]

So i went with the right engine i believe then

[keen brook]

Mercedes = tank
RBPT = power
Renault = cheap
Ferrari = allrounder

[floral apex]

i'm with mercedes because of the durability

engine-related grid pens are very rare for us

[keen brook]

well

With Haas I use Ferrari.

because irl

With my own team I also use Ferrari.

Only in 2025 I used RBPT.

[floral apex]

my team might be the only non-supplier team to have never switched engine suppliers

2027: the year renault took over

[keen brook]

At the start I just went with Ferrari because favorite team so I use their engine.

[lyric scaffold]

I only took a penalty once with both drivers in 2026

For grid pens

[keen brook]

Then 2025 because of Hadjar as a RB junior being my star driver I switched to RBPT.

2026 that became Gabi but McLaren doesn't have an own engine so Ollie brought the Ferrari engine back to the team.

[floral apex]

when you had hadjar/bortoleto on your team i decided to sign them as affiliates as a joke

now one is retired, the other is about to retire

[keen brook]

Meanwhile for me Hadjar is a 88 rated Alpine driver.

He had the choice to become a champion with us.

He literally would've cleared Gabi who now is dominating so he would've dominated even more.

But he wanted to score a point on debut for Alpine and then never again.

[floral apex]

i just noticed that every season we've gone P3 at least once

[keen brook]

Wait, let me quickly fact check that in FGC, I just said that out of my mind.

Yeah, he has only 1 point.

[floral apex]

Sunwest P3 Finishes:
2024: Netherlands, Italy, Baku, Singapore
2025: Australia, Monaco, Belgium, Italy, Mexico, Sao Paulo
2026: Imola, Qatar
2027: Imola, Silverstone
2028: Silverstone, Baku
2029: Australia
2023: Belgium

[keen brook]

So yeah, 1 point in his 1st Alpine race and then never points again vs domination and a guaranteed title.

Well, I would've chosen the latter one.

But Hadjar liked the 1st option more.

[floral apex]

im at the half way point of my season

[keen brook]

And as he said he isn't interested in leaving before doing exactly that, I had no other choice than let him chosen the stupid decision.

[floral apex]

"i dont want to leave"
leaves

[keen brook]

I know it was a bug at the time but to put it in lore it was betrayal.

[floral apex]

same vibe as Stanek in my save going
"i want to renegotiate"
refuses to renegotiate and leaves

in 2029, well after the contracts bug

[keen brook]

At least I dodged the end of season contracts bug.

[floral apex]

the gap between Max and Kimi is 25 points

[keen brook]

That would've been horrible as I don't have the option of Database Editor and changing it back how it should've been.

[floral apex]

fortunately ive only had to do that once when i signed max but he didnt move

[naive oasis]

USA gets a Podium in F1 Grand Prix number 1,000, with an American driver in an American car.

[floral apex]

podium on a haas lol

[keen brook]

Technically you also could've used it to force the Lewis to Ferrari move.

[naive oasis]

The USGP the previous year

[floral apex]

performance chart

[lyric scaffold]

What year is that

[floral apex]

2030

[lyric scaffold]

Aha

[floral apex]

for mine*

[keen brook]

McLaren literally went back to the McLaren Honda era.

[naive oasis]

Haas 4th bless

[floral apex]

i already posted an update

[lyric scaffold]

Wait mclaren and ferrari are 3 and 5 yet theyre so far down

[keen brook]

thank you for nothing Discord

I click on the reply and it just jumps away from the message.

[naive oasis]

10 drivers got a podium in my F1 2018, and 7 drivers got a win.

[floral apex]

theyre in a bit of a (pellegrini joke incoming) ditch

[keen brook]

Now it worked.

Damn, McLaren is cooked.

Why is Ollie there?😭

And why are Lando and Liam in that shitbox of an Alpine?😭

[floral apex]

I think a better question is why are they staying

That had an opportunity to leave after 2029 but they opted to stay

[naive oasis]

This is interesting

[sleek shell]

Restart session

Always restart session

[floral apex]

Casual ferrari strategy

Mediums in Q1

[mellow arrow]

Who wanna play

[faint harbor]

I desperately want f1 2020 or 2019 and I don’t know where to get it anymore because there discontinued on EA/STEAM/XBOX

[lyric scaffold]

Either buy a steam key for it or buy a disk for ur ps/xbox

[naive oasis]

Crazy race in Azerbaijan

[sleek shell]

Crazy camera angle

[frozen thunder]

welp here we go trying assetto corsa

still not used to the driving honestly not like F1 24

some obvious mistakes

[cunning sentinel]

are there F1 cars in ACC

i only just got it

[primal drift]

no

[keen brook]

Bottas spun into the wall and out of FP3.

Then Lawson ran out of fuel, taking him out of Q3.

Then Ollie spun into the wall and out of FP3, causing a rear right puncture, severe chassis damage, severe rear wing damage and severe suspension damage.

Then Esteban had an engine failure, taking him out of FP3.

And then there was an issue with fitting on the front right tire at Piastri's pit stop.

Esteban's win in Spa

[floral apex]

i feel like we're going to see quite a few of these

[fallow breach]

im gonna do some revision later but for now i might as well do some f1 24

[fallow breach]

Las Vegas GP 2026

Alonso takes pole, Leclerc on the front row. Russell and Piastri P3 and 4, then Sainz, Norris, Verstappen, Stroll, Hamilton and Perez

[floral apex]

i wonder if bvbocon has ever banned someome with this included in the message "you have been este-banned"

[fallow breach]

A lot of teams in formation in the bottom half. Gasly and Ocon 11-12, Tsunoda and Sargeant 13-14, Zhou and Hulkenberg 16-17, Magnussen and Pourchaire 18-19

of course

[floral apex]

the famous 20-21

[fallow breach]

boschung is p20 while albon is 15th

[fallow breach]

boschung and cordeel

the best friends in ineptitude/non existence

boscor

Boschung 3.528, Cordeel 7.844

[floral apex]

F1 tv probably cleverly excludes your cars from the footage like theyre APXGP

[fallow breach]

and oh goodness, Boschung being smashed into by nobody!

btw ive just looked, 2027 has major reg changes to aero, powertrain and durability

matter of fact

lets make that a news announcement bc why not

BREAKING: Technical Regulations to change in 2027

[floral apex]

Your car is painted fully light green so that f1 tv can just green screen you out of the footage

[floral apex]

i believe theyre called technical regulations lol
sporting regs are things like points system, cost cap, fastest lap, etc.

[fallow breach]

ah thanks

i've had another
"retire"
"copy"
"no not like that" moment

[golden cedar]

Guys

Alonso retired in my save💔

In 2026

[fallow breach]

perfect timing, in mine, Fernando Alonso wins the Las Vegas Grand Prix and the 2026 World Driver’s Championship

[golden cedar]

In my S2 with Haas i won our first ever race

2026 Miami sprint

After a red flag

[fallow breach]

typical unnamed driver moment

[fallow breach]

well this is what my car looks like from the grid

(picture taken a few minutes ago obviously)

anyway Alonso wins in Vegas, followed by Norris, Leclerc and Sainz. Piastri P5, then Hamilton, Verstappen, Perez, Stroll and Gasly.

Qatar Sprint Qualifying: Norris takes pole from crowned champion Alonso, Piastri and Verstappen.

Boschung/Cordeel 20-21

3.895 and 9.226

Verstappen DNF in sprint

My driver actually finishes ahead of cordeel

so i'm the villain splitting boscor

Alonso wins in Qatar (the sprint anyway). Points: ALO, NOR, PIA, LEC, RUS, SAI, PER, STR

[floral apex]

the two of them looking at you: tf who are you

amaury going "since when did my boss drive"

[fallow breach]

end of quali:

"So, climatic finish indeed here in qualifying in Qatar. Only two cars left to put up their lap in qualifying, Alonso and Norris, P1 and P2. Perez will beat Verstappen in qualifying again, but both will start on the third row. Now, the battle for pole. Alonso holds the lead, can he extend it further? Yes! But that improvement is very marginal, a 1:25.559 the mark to beat, will it happen? - Norris is on an absolute flyer right now, can he deliver, through the final couple of corners?.. NO! Fernando Alonso holds on to pole by nine thousandths of a second!"

order restored, boschung and cordeel back in p20 and p21

imagine the day it's cordeel in p20 💀

3.949 for boschung, 8.874 for cordeel

[floral apex]

some weird crap would have to happen for this lmao

[fallow breach]

terminal engine fault in quali for boschung:

[fallow breach]

oh absolutely

should i use my own (real life) initials for the owner/driver character when he announces the initials?

because that moment will be not far away

should i just put a lap up for the jokes in abu dhabi? (Still gonna retire from the race tho)

[owner/driver] RADIO
"Box to retire, too much damage."
"Copy."

Alonso wins the Qatar Grand Prix from Piastri and Norris, and with that, McLaren are the 2026 constructors' champions. Definitively now, if not before.

Aston Martin, carried by Alonso, are firmly P2. However, the battle for P3 is red hot. Red Bull have the position with 388. Mercedes have 376, Ferrari have 369.

[floral apex]

i lile how my f1m save has only had 3 different champions: leclerc, tsunoda and verstappen

[fallow breach]

i was gonna say "tsunoda?" then i remembered oh yeah sunwest

[fallow breach]

?

[floral apex]

If you cant think of anything better you can do that

[fallow breach]

My save champions:
2024 / S1: Max Verstappen, 506pts
2025 / S2: Lando Norris, 463pts
2026 / S3: Fernando Alonso, 473-499pts (depending on points scored in Abu Dhabi)

[floral apex]

Yuki won with 549 points in 2025
Max won with 589 in 2026, 511 in 2027, 560 in 2028 and 599 in 2029

[fallow breach]

Nice

The final pole position of the season goes to Norris. Alonso is obviously in ||fifth || place

verstappen is p6

[floral apex]

Alonso: wins title
Also Alonso: yk what i dont feel like front row starts anymore

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no he dominated qatar after winning the title in vegas

i think it was a max points weekend for alonso in qatar actually

P2 to P1 in sprint and P1 to P1 in race

Amaury Cordeel is P21, and above him in P20 is obviously.. Nico Hülkenberg??

boschung is p19 so not too far away

With both titles wrapped up at the championship end of things, it gives time to focus on the ending of another season of F1

• commentators at the 2026 abu dhabi gp in my world probably

time for the typical routine

"retire the car" "copy"

ok what the hell is this

Lando Norris wins the Abu Dhabi GP, from Esteban Ocon, who is the only other driver on the lead lap.

Sainz P3, Leclerc P4, Gasly P5, Stroll P6, Logan Sargeant P7, Alonso P8, Piastri P9, Russell P10.

KMag in P11, then Hulkenberg P12 (2 laps down), Hamilton, Boschung, Tsunoda, Verstappen, Albon, Perez, Zhou (3 laps down), Pourchaire (4 laps down) and then Cordeel P21 (5 laps down)

Absolute nightmare for Red Bull which loses them P3.

BREAKING: Amaury Cordeel extends contract with BOTP until mid-2027

string of breaking news for driver transfers incoming

BREAKING: Fernando Alonso retires after winning 3rd championship in 2026, Tsunoda to replace him

BREAKING: Alex Albon to return to Williams for 2027

BREAKING: Kevin Magnussen to race for VCARB in 2027

It remains uncertain until 2027 begins who will replace Magnussen at Haas.

the ultimately anticipated news. delivered in a strange way?

BREAKING: BOTP to undergo a name change; will race as DPM Pacifico

[sleek shell]

Me

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The previously announced-to-happen announcement comes simply, as the principal of the newly named team was asked by press what his initials were - the announcement did not state it. His answer: "DP."

[thorny sage]

anyone wanna join a f1 24 club?

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penultimate news announcement in my f1 24 career mode world: Portuguese Grand Prix to host race 21 of 2027 season.

(Monza-Brazil (used to be race 16-21) will be race 15-20)

this is the final one: Roy Nissany signs for Haas for 2027

[lyric scaffold]

Im taking this as a win 🙏

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nice!!

[lyric scaffold]

Very shocked with that result

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R&D chart heading to Bahrain 2027

We are immediately treated to an interesting qualifier in Bahrain, as Tsunoda takes pole, in an Aston Martin front row lockout. Norris P3, Piastri P4, then Gasly, Verstappen, Ocon, Hamilton, Russell and Leclerc.

Boschung starts 3.771s behind in quals, and Cordeel 8.319. However, Nissany is P20, 4.065 back.

DP as he shall now be known did not take part in qualifying (typical)

[floral apex]

Alonso really went "yay 3rd title" and bailed

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real

[floral apex]

his one career goal was to win a 3rd title

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Quick summary of driver transfers:
Alonso retires
Tsunoda
Albon
Magnussen
Nissany

BOTP rename to DPM Pacifico

and they retain lineup of DP and Cordeel

[floral apex]

daniel picciardo

[fallow breach]

trust me if i could i would remove my own driver and bring boschung in to partner cordeel

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domeo pellegrini

i will debunk now he is not a pellegrini

or is he

vsauce moment

Who will win the opening Grand Prix of 2027?

with the way alpine took strides forward in 26 (and seem to have got the regs right too) im kinda expecting them to challenge for wins in 2027

[floral apex]

alpine potential race winner? impossible

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theyre 4th in r&d

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DP Radio:

"Brakes aren't working! I've run off at T1!"
"Okay, box this lap, we'll check. May be critical."
"Copy."

[floral apex]

later in the season
"man one of the DPMs is super unreliable but the other is able to finish the races

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it seems DPM stopped paying the FIA to exclude them from entry lists

theyre just the next williams 2019 or haas 2021

[floral apex]

k ill be back later just gonna take a sauber pit stop

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ok

In the end result at Bahrain, it's Tsunoda from Stroll, Norris, Piastri and Gasly. Checo comes up 5 to finish P6, Ocon stays P7, Verstappen finishes P8, then Hamilton and Leclerc round out the points.

It's 2 poles in a row for Tsunoda who takes it again in Jeddah. This time Stroll is P4 and Piastri joins him on the front row.

Norris is P3

Then Checo is P5, then Max, then Albon, Ocon, Russell and Gasly round out the top 10.

Boschung and Cordeel 20-21

4.228 and 9.018

[floral apex]

Stroll is only bad when his teammate is Alonso?!?!?!?

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Saudi Arabia podium
🥇 Tsunoda
🥈 Piastri
🥉 Stroll

i mean aston did absolutely nail the reg change

Pourchaire, Ocon and DP (as usual) retire

Remaining points positions below the podium are:
Norris
Verstappen
Perez
Gasly
Albon
Russell
Hamilton

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seems that way 😭

Ferrari fell off so hard with regs they're 7th in constructors rn 💀

one sole point to their name

[lyric scaffold]

Ferrari and merc falloff needs to be studied

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Only real changes since Bahrain into Australia are Merc and Williams swap so now Merc are 5th and Williams are 6th

Tsunoda-Piastri-Stroll-Norris top 4 in quali for Australia

Then Verstappen, Russell, Ocon, Perez, Gasly and Hamilton.

Ralph Boschung has qualified P17.

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The Ferraris are 12 and 13

Albon is the lead Williams ahead of the Ferraris in P11, then Sargeant in P14.

15th to 18th is a chequerboard of VCARB-Sauber

Followed by the Haas cars in formation, then the DPM cars

It's still a full complement of wins for Tsunoda as he crosses the line to win the Australian Grand Prix. Piastri once again comes home P2 from Norris, Stroll and Verstappen.

Checo P6 from Ocon, Gasly, Russell and Hamilton.

Current drivers top 5:
Tsunoda 77
Piastri 48
Stroll 46
Norris 42
Verstappen 24

Constructors:
123
90
48
32
8

[floral apex]

in my save max broke his 10-race win streak by winning 12
and that was in 2026 before he had a competent teammate

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has anyone ever won 3 in a row to start the season? i dont think so right?

oh wait

did rosberg do 4 in 2016?

well in this save yuki has 3 in a row to begin

heading to his home country

[floral apex]

Before 2024 idk

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Aston and McLaren are miles ahead of the rest in this

who gave alpine the right to have more points than merc and ferrari

ferrari still have 1

and merc are p5 with 8

[floral apex]

I found this chart

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thank you for that

[floral apex]

just noticed that in my save neither max nor kimi has won more than 2 races in a row off the start of a season when they were at my team

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interesting

trading like max and checo did first 5 races of 2023

[floral apex]

except they kept doing it instead of one falling off later in the season

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yep

although checo did go on to stand on many podiums in 2023

and was still 2nd by quite a way

[floral apex]

im pretty sure the gap between max and checo in 2023 was bigger than the gap between checo and P22

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yes

but checo was still quite comfortably ahead of p3

[floral apex]

P1 Max 575
Gap +290
P2 Checo 285
Gap +285
P22 De Vries 0

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lewis had 234 in p3, still fairly comfortable p2 for checo

[floral apex]

and his only ever comfortable P2

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this stat just shows how absolutely out of this world verstappen 2023 was

i still dont know what to call my world

the world in which the boscor lore, the p8 merchant stuff, all my sorta lore points take place

[floral apex]

i mean tbf none of ours are named either lol
They just have one major plot point that seems to represent it (eg mine being my custom team Sunwest Racing, reddawn's being Pellegrini)

[fallow breach]

then begs the question, what is the biggest plot point in mine

[floral apex]

bvbocon's haas save is kinda similar to yours in that theres not really anything unique to represent it

Other than his penalty points thingy

[fallow breach]

yeah fair enough

2027 Japanese GP qualifying:
Tsunoda grabs a 4th consecutive pole from Norris, Stroll and Piastri. Alex Albon in a Williams qualifies P5, then Checo, then Max, then Leclerc, Hamilton and Ocon

Can the Japanese driver triumph on home soil? All signs point to yes.

And yes indeed, Yuki Tsunoda wins the Japanese Grand Prix!

Norris and Stroll fill the podium, followed by Piastri, Perez, Russell, Gasly, Albon, Hamilton and Ocon.

[floral apex]

Stroll is only good when his teammate isnt Alonso

The only issue is his new teammate is more dominant than alonso

[fallow breach]

He's P2 with 61 points

bad news, both McLarens have 60

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Tsunoda on pole for the sprint from Norris, Piastri, Stroll and Verstappen

in China

[floral apex]

max is regualrly appearing in the top 6

[frozen thunder]

a terrible lap on the nurburgring GP with the F2004

[fallow breach]

alr surely the astons win-

oh

okay nevermind

so checo gets a top 3

verstappen is 4th

[floral apex]

i like how cordeel is the only lapped car

[fallow breach]

are we surprised tho

[floral apex]

no

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i mean look at the lap time 💀

[floral apex]

bros 4 seconds down 💀

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Leaders lapping in the 1:39s meanwhile bro's chilling with a BEST lap of a 1:47 💀

[floral apex]

bros eight seconds down

[fallow breach]

matter of fact, yuki's fastest was a 1:38.9

dude

[floral apex]

that aston is a rocket

[fallow breach]

cordeel is just here for the fun

[floral apex]

adrian newey doing wonders

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the dpm in the meantime is the inverse of a rocket

[floral apex]

a 1960s MTA subway train 💀

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probably because everything is spec 0 at our facility

no i will not upgrade

not yet at least

wet quali but dry race

[floral apex]

if the myteam career is also 10 years
you should suddenly upgrade and start being relevant in the last 2 or 3 years of the career save

[fallow breach]

we'll see

Tsunoda on pole for the race

[floral apex]

of course

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Russell drags the Merc to the front row somehow

[floral apex]

wet quali go brrr

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Ahead of both McLarens, an Alpine and the other Aston

[floral apex]

hUh

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Gasly is P5, Stroll P6

Norris is the lead McLaren in P3

Then Leclerc, Hamilton, Sainz and Verstappen

[floral apex]

wheres perez

[fallow breach]

p11

[floral apex]

of course

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gasly doing wonders in the alpine, 4th fastest car on the grid, meanwhile ocon is p12

williams are p13 and 14 but the gap is hilarious

Albon is 1.499 behind Yuki

Sargeant is 2.747

[floral apex]

how far back is cordel and boshcung

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boschung p19 4.148
nissany p20 4.310
cordeel p21 9.551

[floral apex]

the backmarker duo is becoming a backmarker trio

[fallow breach]

barkmarker 🐶

[floral apex]

i only just noticed my typo

dont remind reddawn of nissany he'll get isrfast flashbacks

[fallow breach]

so what, you as an outsider will pay the fia to exclude nissany this time?

[floral apex]

nissany might be fine
but theres one certain driver that should never be mentioned

[fallow breach]

the barkmarker trio can live

[floral apex]

we never talk about the guy who finished 24th in the 2023 F3 championship

he gives reddawn major isrfast flashbacks

and is also the reason he barely plays F1M24 now

[fallow breach]

ah

DP "retire the car"

[floral apex]

"retire the car we didnt put enough fuel for the race"

[fallow breach]

"sorry we only had enough reserves to fuel cordeel"

which actually works as an excuse bc cordeel has higher acclaim than dp 😭

"He may have failed to see the flag in the Sprint yesterday, but Yuki Tsunoda will make it five Grand Prix wins on the bounce as he wins in Shanghai!"

[floral apex]

cordeel: 56 laps of fuel
DP: 2 laps of fuel

[fallow breach]

oh sorry we fueled you for quali

[floral apex]

2 laps isnt even enough for quali unless you got some insane fuel management

[fallow breach]

my sim runs short single session quali just to slightly speed up the process

[floral apex]

Q1 and Q2 eliminations would go insane lmao

[fallow breach]

also it allows a lot more mixup bc short quali is essentially like q1 deciding the grid

[fallow breach]

i can change the quali format for some races

[floral apex]

dpm would be out every q1

the ba||r||ckmarker trio as well

[fallow breach]

imagine the scenes if yuki got eliminated in a q2 one time

[floral apex]

im still internally laughing over "barkmarker" bruhh

[fallow breach]

how did that even happen

[floral apex]

i guess i tried to type "marker" and "back" at the same time for some reason

[fallow breach]

markbacker

[floral apex]

barkmarker still sounds funnier lol

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ferrari scored three whole points in china !!

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"Oscar Piastri will once again come second, and Max Verstappen will claim his first podium of 2027!"

[fallow breach]

Stroll P4, then Russell (front row choke go brrrr), Perez, Hamilton, Albon, Sainz and Gasly

[floral apex]

juan manuel correa became a minor meme here when f1 manager first came out because for some reason he was one of the drivers automatically signed by an AI team if you poach their drivers at the start of a custom team save

[fallow breach]

why correa??

[floral apex]

i dont know ask frontier lmao

i dont remember the other one i think it was verschoor

i think bvbocon mentioned the 'automatic 2' came back but with hauger and fittipaldi instead

i like how i started a sentence with "i" three times in a row

[fallow breach]

i say front row choke go brr but lando dnfed from p3

[fallow breach]

four

[floral apex]

its only a front row choke if he crashed out

[fallow breach]

true

p5 is only 8 less points

[floral apex]

if his engine died then there wasnt really anything he could do lmao

[fallow breach]

true

let's progress to miami

Aston and McLaren are still miles ahead

Red Bull are in a little world of their own in 3rd

Alpine, Merc and Williams are basically all equal

Then Ferrari, Haas, VCARB and Sauber aren't really close to anyone

Even each other

Dry SQ and SR, then wet Q but dry GP

business as usual can be expected

maybe a couple of shakeups in gp quali

Yuki Tsunoda gets pole for the Sprint in Miami, with Piastri alongside.

Behind: Norris, Stroll, Verstappen, Perez, Albon, Russell, Hamilton, Gasly.

Honourable mention Logan Sargeant in P11

[floral apex]

lol

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Nissany 3.322
Boschung 3.424
Cordeel 8.213

hilarious detail for you: every driver who has scored points has over 10.. except Sainz and Leclerc. 2 each.

[floral apex]

the barkmarkers are staying together

[fallow breach]

time for DP to retire again woo

[floral apex]

the excuse this time around was he had a reservation at a local restaurant

[fallow breach]

oh i need to rush off

literally treats f1 as a side gig

i mean he's running his own team, he has 100m+ in the account

[floral apex]

bro owns his own team just to run only one driver in every race lmao

[fallow breach]

Aston martin in a nutshell

they run a driver and lance stroll

[floral apex]

lmao

but at least stroll isnt retiring at lap 1 every race

sometimes he tries to outdo that by retiring on the formation lap!

[fallow breach]

if you're gonna retire retire in style

[floral apex]

does donuts on lap 1 woohoo another year of P11 with zero points!

[fallow breach]

erm we won the anti championship 3 years in a row 😎

Yuki Tsunoda wins the Sprint in Miami.

"yuki tsunoda wins" is gonna be the next "max verstappen wins" fr

Norris P2, Piastri P3, Stroll P4, Verstappen P5, Perez P6, Russell P7, Hamilton P8

[floral apex]

"yuki tsunoda wins!" x30

[fallow breach]

ah yes, 8 sprints and 24 gps in a season

[floral apex]

why did i think there were 8 sprints lol'

[fallow breach]

no clue

[floral apex]

yuki tsunoda becomes more dominant than even verstappen

[fallow breach]

technically the max is 29 tho for this season

bc he dnfed the china sprint

lando norris the next carlos sainz

lets go wet miami quali

TSU PIA NOR STR VER gonna be the next HAM VER BOT fr

those 5 are the top 5

tsunoda pole.

six poles

[fallow breach]

gonna need to be personally nerfed 💀

Alpine 8-9 btw

[floral apex]

lol

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/sami-zayn-dance-dances-dancing-wwe-gif-22801452

[fallow breach]

"It is six successive wins for Tsunoda. The single most successful season start ever in F1, as he wins in Miami!"

Norris comes 2nd, Piastri 3rd, then Stroll, Verstappen, Gasly, Perez, Russell, Ocon and Hamilton.

Yuki's win was 20 seconds.

[floral apex]

aston martin being the new 2023 red bull

[fallow breach]

should i do q1/2/3 for imola

[fallow breach]

absolutely

[fallow breach]

maybe not imola

Mostly business as usual in quali for Imola

Yuki, Oscar, Lando and Lance top 4

Then Albon, Verstappen, Gasly, Russell, Perez and Hamilton

[floral apex]

its bascially 2026 all over again but yuki instead of alonso

[fallow breach]

damnn how much happened on that start

i originally pitted to seamlessly do my strategy

but i noticed how much the order changed on lap 1?

i restarted tho bc i messed up and got myself disqualified 💀

ummm yeah

Lando took a 10 place penalty btw

[floral apex]

Lmao how did you do that

[fallow breach]

no clue

just yolo'd it into turn 1 💀

[floral apex]

I mean thats one way to retire

[fallow breach]

somehow the only retirees of the gp in imola were me and cordeel??

(i did not crash into cordeel)

[floral apex]

damn really putting it out there that your team doesnt exist

[fallow breach]

well, it's a 1-2 in imola for aston martin

Yuki Tsunoda makes it 7 from 7

And Norris comes back from 13th to 3rd

Piastri P4, Albon P5, Verstappen P6, then Checo, Russell, Hamilton and Gasly

[red wadi]

Okay sooooo

Schools gotten in the way so uhm yeah

Lore postponed until January 11th

[floral apex]

damn lore feelin like brazil 24 quali right now

next thing we know its pushed to february

[red wadi]

It sure as hell ain’t dropping sunday because guess what

[floral apex]

lore postponed until january 17!

[red wadi]

My gf is coming over on Sunday!

[red wadi]

Nah

I’M AN IDIOT

THE 12TH IS SUNDAY

[floral apex]

[floral apex]

I joked 17th because you said you wouldnt drop anything on sunday and the 12th was sunday

[fallow breach]

On to Monaco!

dry quali and race

[red wadi]

Sunday fr became my “no lore day”

Also guess which idiot is staying up till atleast 5am for WWE RAW

[fallow breach]

ALEX ALBON IS AHEAD OF YUKI TSUNODA IN THE MONACO QUALIFYING

4 minutes to go, Yuki is just P3 behind Lando (P1) and Alex (P2)

[floral apex]

now you know how it feels for north american f1 fans when the european rounds are on

[red wadi]

Me every monday/friday

[fallow breach]

Monaco, and it's an upset result for Tsunoda!

[red wadi]

Damn my feeling for time is in the gutter

[floral apex]

i would assume so considering yall are up until like 3am every day

[red wadi]

No not like that

Also because how the fuck is it monday?

[floral apex]

time flies

faster than the RB19

[fallow breach]

P22 is DP, didnt take part bc of course.

P21: Cordeel +5.032
P20: Hulkenberg +2.353
P19: Boschung +2.191
P18: Nissany +2.140
P17: Zhou +2.066

P16: Pourchaire +1.739
P15: Magnussen +1.255
P14: Leclerc +1.111
P13: Perez +0.988
P12: Sainz +0.945
P11: Sargeant +0.812

P10: Russell +0.616

P9: Ocon +0.568

P8: Tsunoda +0.418

[red wadi]

It doesn’t though, it feels like 2 days ago when I last saw my gf (we just hopped off ft)

[fallow breach]

Every single pole position up to this point, yet just P8 in Monaco!

So.. who's beaten Yuki?

Well..

P7: Stroll +0.297

P6: Albon +0.258

P5: Gasly +0.209

P4: Hamilton +0.140

P3: Norris +0.117

P2: Piastri +0.085

Which means Max Verstappen is on pole.

It's going to be a tall order for Tsunoda to make it 8 for 8

So, who will win the Monaco Grand Prix in 2027? It's time to find out.

Norris takes a 10 place penalty and starts P13.

We have a second GP winner in 2027, Piastri! He wins in Monaco from Norris and Tsunoda.

Followed by Stroll, Albon, Verstappen, Russell, Perez, Hamilton, and it's another point for Sainz and Ferrari!

[floral apex]

Max dropping from P1 to P6 in monaco

Max is the new Norris
like how did bro fall so hard at Monaco

[quaint hare]

I absolutely hate f1 2020

i had just won a race 1-2 with my teammate in a inferior car. And on the loading screen between the podium celebration and the results the game crashed

now i gotta redo the race

there were 12 dnfs and we started p12 and p19

[floral apex]

It is quite odd how the f1 game only logs race results on the results screen and not when the race ends

[red wadi]

After the results screen even

[floral apex]

The fact that theres a podium animation at all means the game at least registers the top 3 finishers, but likely not their times and not the other 17/19 drivers (depending on driver career or myteam)

[fallow breach]

im trying to think what to do

im gonna go to bed in like an hour

i think i could do a race or 2 more, maybe 3?

at the rate and way i do them i mean

Aston Martin and McLaren are still tight at the top, then Red Bull and Williams, then Alpine and Merc, and then Ferrari and Haas, and then the distinct gap between VCARB and Sauber

Heading into Canada.

Unique race winners in the first 8 races each season:

2024 - Verstappen x7, Norris x1
2025 - Russell x2, Norris x3, Piastri x1, Alonso x1, Hamilton x1
2026 - Alonso x4, Norris x1, Leclerc x1, Piastri x1, Stroll x1
2027 - Tsunoda x7, Piastri x1

[floral apex]

2024 all over again

[red wadi]

2024 irl - chill
2024 in RPU - LAS VEGAS DRAMA

[floral apex]

nico hulkenbearman

[floral apex]

Everything that happened that year was promptly overshadowed by an unreviewed FIA typo

[red wadi]

Then Slovakia was like “uh wtf”

[fallow breach]

Canadian GP 2027 in the DPM world

[floral apex]

DPMU

[red wadi]

I’m thinking of just simming the rest of S8

[floral apex]

Time jump!

[fallow breach]

DPMU 2027 Canadian GP is interesting

quali in particular

[red wadi]

To S9

Also new pfp🔥🔥

I have so much lore I can’t yet use for Nashville 😭😭

[fallow breach]

The power looks like it's beginning to shift slightly. Lando Norris takes pole with a 1:13.000, but let's see if either of you can guess who's alongside him in P2

[floral apex]

or itd be too aggreesive of a time jump

[sleek shell]

Carlos Sainz

[red wadi]

Yeah

[floral apex]

It would he absolutely insane if that happened

[fallow breach]

he has 3 points on the season and his car is 7th in the r&d chart.

[floral apex]

but the ferrari is a tractor

[red wadi]

Like I have 4 things already lined up for Nashville

[sleek shell]

Look how they massacred my boi😭

[red wadi]

And I could teaser one thing

But first gotta finish S9 smh

[fallow breach]

The obvious guess would be Tsunoda. 7 of the first 8 poles, 7 of the first 8 wins. 100% podium rate in GPs this season so far. But it's not Tsunoda either. He's P3.

[red wadi]

Max

[fallow breach]

Max is P10

in fact, it is Alex Albon.

In a Williams.

[floral apex]

Williams moment

[fallow breach]

And in addition: Sargeant is P9.

[sleek shell]

Carlos' Williams 😭

[fallow breach]

codemasters f1 games dont have these moves hard coded for some reason

but yeah

logan sargeant outqualified max verstappen

So it's Norris, Albon, Tsunoda, Piastri, Perez, Stroll, Gasly, Hamilton, Sargeant and Verstappen who will start in the top 10

[floral apex]

I mean irl driver transfers arent usually hardcoded into a game

[fallow breach]

true

[floral apex]

one exception is Lewis to Ferrari in the F1 Manager game but thats cuz the move was announced before the season started

[fallow breach]

Understandable.

The question is who will win the Canadian GP?

[floral apex]

not albon probably

[fallow breach]

williams is the 4th fastest on paper

level with red bull

[sleek shell]

Sogan Largent

[floral apex]

i think "not albon" will win

[fallow breach]

which might be why sargeant qualified so closely with verstappen

[sleek shell]

So Gasly

[fallow breach]

tuki ysunoda

[sleek shell]

Tsuki Yunoda

In a tsuzuki

At tsuzuka

[fallow breach]

he did win at suzuka btw

[sleek shell]

Aw that's sweet

[red wadi]

Also in F124

[fallow breach]

Tsunoda takes a penalty and will start P12. Verstappen takes a penalty and will start P20.

[sleek shell]

It's checover 💀

[fallow breach]

holy fucking comeback

max verstappen wins the canadian grand prix

from p20

With fastest lap

Verstappen moment

Tsunoda started P12 and comes up to P2.

[red wadi]

Ngl I should sleep

[floral apex]

max: wins a race from p20
reddawn: i should sleep

[fallow breach]

Piastri rounds out the podium, with Russell, Stroll, Sainz, Hamilton, Sargeant, Gasly and Albon rounding out the points.

[red wadi]

😭😭

[fallow breach]

Finally, a good finish for Ferrari

[red wadi]

This time I shall not bonk my head

[fallow breach]

try not to at least

[floral apex]

theres a gravel trap over there if you find yourself slipping again

[fallow breach]

if you situate your car perfectly in the ditch-

[red wadi]

My knee is already not enjoying himself

[floral apex]

box box retire the car for suspension damage

[fallow breach]

suspension

[floral apex]

the kind of excuse your driver pulls

[red wadi]

My knee might get a rebuild

In about 2 years

[fallow breach]

box box i need to retire i tapped the wall by a millimetre

[red wadi]

Lola Mastercard ahh rebuild

[floral apex]

williams when they forget their chassis:

[red wadi]

No but seriously my knee might be my weak point

[fallow breach]

Outside the points were Pourchaire, Perez, Leclerc, Ocon, Magnussen, Zhou, Boschung, Hulkenberg, Nissany and Cordeel. Norris retired from pole.

[red wadi]

Like instant fatality if you kick me there

[floral apex]

nooo hulkenberg split the barkmarker trio

[fallow breach]

boschung, hulk and nissany were 2 laps down, cordeel was 4 💀

[floral apex]

[fallow breach]

oh yeah, logan sargeant managed to hold p8

[floral apex]

What would happen if you tried driving as slow as possible

[red wadi]

Btw funny story, I actually hold a provincial record

[fallow breach]

and because albon fell to p10, sargeant is the lead williams in the canadian gp 💀

[floral apex]

Lmao

[red wadi]

For the slowest person to ever finish the province marathon

With like 5h and a bit

[floral apex]

Probably faster than what the sauber could do

[red wadi]

Probably

[floral apex]

imagine 2 hours behind you are both sauber cars going slow asf

[fallow breach]

Williams are gaining more in the R&D?? They're 3rd now ahead of Red Bull??

[floral apex]

OH

https://www.overtake.gg/downloads/f1m-2024-team-name-changer-f1-manager-2024-tool.74273/
Someone's made a team rename mod for F1M24

[fallow breach]

and those two teams are quite close to Aston and McLaren now too

[floral apex]

red bull 2024 ahh development

[floral apex]

This was his revenge for Monaco

[fallow breach]

p1 to p6 needs to be avenged by p20 to p1

makes sense

[floral apex]

like how max in mexico took 20 seconds in penalties and then the next race won from P17

[fallow breach]

we go to spain

could be with or without the s depending on what team you support

if you're a dpm fan just grab the sleeping pills

Ooh

[floral apex]

is anyone even a dpm fan

[fallow breach]

Dry quali, sorta wet race

👀

[floral apex]

at this point it would be like being a fan of any other team in the pellegrini world

[fallow breach]

ralph boschung probably

[red wadi]

I should sleep, my gf ain’t gonna be happy with me sleeping at 12:17am while I nearly fainted today

[floral apex]

go sleep or else

[red wadi]

She gonna ban kisses for 1 day or someshit😭😭

[floral apex]

[fallow breach]

Any early pole position predictions for Spain 2027 in DPMU?

[red wadi]

Tsunoda

[quaint hare]

it was my team season 1 race 1. the full podium scene played but once it was done the screen went black for a few seconds then it crashed

[fallow breach]

It is not Tsunoda, it is Lando Norris in P1

Piastri P2

Tsunoda P3, then Verstappen, Albon, Perez, Stroll, Sainz, Sargeant and Hamilton.

[floral apex]

f1 but in space:

[red wadi]

F0

[fallow breach]

formula 0g

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/fzero-super-nintendo-f_zero-big-blue-nintendo-gif-24380924

[floral apex]

finally that 0g pit stop red bull did has some use

[fallow breach]

The barkmarkers are really separate here damn

[red wadi]

My knee is on a mission or smth

[floral apex]

Brej

[floral apex]

nuuuu

[red wadi]

Wtf is this? Canadian slang?

[fallow breach]

Crazy race

[floral apex]

its "bruh" in very fancy spelling

[floral apex]

FERRARI WHAT

[fallow breach]

ikr?!

[floral apex]

MAX P16

PIAATRI P18

[red wadi]

Yeah imma sleep

[floral apex]

ASTONS 14-15

WHAT THE QUAXK

[fallow breach]

piastri splitting the backmarker trio 💀

[red wadi]

my gf just texted me “GO. TO. SLEEP”🙏🙏

[fallow breach]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE TIMINGS? ASTONS 2 LAPS DOWN, MAX 3 LAPS, OSCAR 4 LAPS

[floral apex]

monaco 26 ahh race

[fallow breach]

THE ONLY DRIVERS ON THE LEAD LAP WERE THE TOP 3??

this is some abu dhabi 26 type stuff as well

ferrari still can't score both cars 💀

[floral apex]

Every few races your game decides to drink too much

[fallow breach]

monaco canada and silverstone 26 were the standout oddballs

[floral apex]

I'm just going to imagine every few races you retiring causes some odd shakeup of the game's results processing system which produces these

i got the f1m team rename mod and my antivirus decided it was a threat

[keen brook]

lol

Isn't that a feature that got added so that no mod is needed for that?

[red wadi]

😭😭

[floral apex]

no its a rename mod for all of the AI teams

not the player team

[keen brook]

oh

So that Audi isn't called Kick Sauber anymore.

with full Audi branding just not their name

[floral apex]

well id do that except my antivirus decided i cant rename any teams

im gonna figure out how to solve that

its probably doing this cuz the thing can make .pak files and i dont think it likes programs that can make .pak files

the funny thing is it once called the F1M save browser a threat but when i installed a new version later on it was okay with it

so its either figure something out now or wait for a new version lol

[agile slate]

Yo I was seeing that many people do like modded grids and shit but like I wanted to have some drivers of my like into my f1 23 grid on career mode and you know choose what team they are or even bring up f2 drivers, how tf do people do that? Cuz I know how to put mods on the game but like I haven’t seen any mod that allows you to do that shi

[frozen thunder]

new livery

this is supposed to be the official honda-nissan livery for a new save i'm doing

white with nissan red (mimicing the colours of the japanese flag) with the blue version of honda's logo

[floral apex]

cyan/turquoise british flag

[frozen thunder]

i will also go by misaki kobayashi (not mimicking kamui kobayashi)

i’m really in it

(we are going to get fucking stomped this season)

humble beginnings

[floral apex]

nisshonda

[keen brook]

full Japanese line-up without Yuki, interesting

[lyric scaffold]

Probably because he is too short.

[floral apex]

i wonder if it works

*not the lineup

im trying to see if the rename mod works

[frozen thunder]

i didnt want to immediately cause a stir

so i tried to pick lowkey drivers and staff members

(ignore wheatley)

[floral apex]

wheatley is definitely lowkey indeed

[keen brook]

That would actually be something interesting to do, only sign drivers from 1 nation.

[floral apex]

You'd need a good country for that

Cuz you dont want to pick a country and then no more drivers from that country start appearing

[keen brook]

UK would be lame.

[frozen thunder]

thankfully im a weeb and japan has a nice history of motorsport

[keen brook]

way too much drivers