f1-games

[quaint hare]

f1 2020 man. Im so damn lucky. Were still a backmarker team. Me and mick schumacher. He got wing damage and had to pit. Lucky a safety car was deployed so he could catch back up. Now another safety car was deployed where everyone elsw pitted. I started p10 and am now p1. Mick started p18 and is now p5. 7 laps of racing to go

its only race two btw

alao norris dnfed now both races

[solar nimbus]

I'm between races

[idle stump]

2029 moves

[rigid plover]

goat alonso move

[primal drift]

maybe I should do a save where every race is at the same track

[lyric scaffold]

Do every race at Monaco if you want to go insane

[surreal cobalt]

In My f1 23 career mode lando and Oscar went to haas 💀

And both combined scored a whopping amount of 3 points

[lyric scaffold]

W move

[surreal cobalt]

And it was still enough for p7 in the wcc

[lyric scaffold]

[surreal cobalt]

Alfa Romeo was p8 in the wcc with 2 points
And Williams and alphatauri ended the season with 0 points

[lyric scaffold]

Realistic wcc

[surreal cobalt]

They were still 100 points behind Alpine which was p6

[lyric scaffold]

My f1 24 career mode is so fucked (FIA better not give me a penalty) I’m playing as Albon and I’m doing secret meetings with McLaren

[gaunt phoenix]

@rose copper

[rose copper]

dayum this pretty good

did it take practice?

[gaunt phoenix]

A bit to be honest

And this was the replay, i did the lap in first person

[rose copper]

ouhhh okay i see. i was thinking i'd never be that good at driving

[rose copper]

DAYUMMMM well that's a skill 😭

[gaunt phoenix]

For some reason i feel more confortable in first person rather than 3rd person

I can see more clearly in first the braking points,references…

[rose copper]

yah i get you

you ever went karting before?

[gaunt phoenix]

Not profesionally but yes

[rose copper]

have you done good

because u should've seen me

i could barely maintain one lap without crashing

my combined crashing time was probably longer than my racing time

[gaunt phoenix]

Last race i did was with family,finished p3 because my aunt blocked me while she was last lmao

[rose copper]

NAHHH 😭

i mean she tried 😭

i'm never going karting again

i'm scared to even try and get a drivers license

ever since i got the injury somewhere below my jaw i don't think i'm capable of it

[gaunt phoenix]

I know she did it to trick me into anger but it was fun

[rose copper]

from karting

[gaunt phoenix]

From my side,got the driving license at 4th try

Bc of going fast

[rose copper]

nah good for you i thought karting would be fun and safe but i just ended up crashing and even injuring myself

[rose copper]

ohhh

well i don't think the speed would be a problem for me

[gaunt phoenix]

And i think we should talk in private not in this chat😭

[rose copper]

more like maintaining balance with the steering wheel and turning

[gaunt phoenix]

Oh

[rose copper]

ur entirely right i thought of pointing that out 😭

[brazen star]

@eager pumice

[calm oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y3CZStOwEU

Full scale re-creation of Jeddah in Minecraft

[floral apex]

https://www.overtake.gg/downloads/f1-simracing-2024-25-mod.74224/
someone made an f1m mod that puts sim racers in f1

[keen brook]

That's funny.

[red wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/cody-rhodes-wrestlemania-wrestlemania38-return-wwe-gif-25290633

[floral apex]

Theres one sim racer whom i noticed was missing

Part-time F1 driver Max Verstappen

[floral apex]

"Anerican nightmare" yes thats pelley when he suddenly waltzes into american sports

[red wadi]

Lmao, idk yet what to do with Romeo post retirement tbh. Like bro could enter so many sports or just stay at home but idk which is better lore wise AND I’m kinda more focused on other things rn

[floral apex]

Post retirement he switches to coaching his kids and then we switch pov to his kids as they go up whatever laddee they go into

[red wadi]

Also bro is 32 at that point

[red wadi]

Ooh I like that

[floral apex]

Its already established that pelley wants to focus on his family which is why hes retiring

[red wadi]

True

[red wadi]

I already have a few in mind:
Nashville: Autosport
William: Autosport
Charlotte: Soccer/Football, Motorsport

Like Charlotte has a statement to make

[floral apex]

Romeo's gonna leave F1 and then a few years later the Pellegrini name returns, but now there's 2 of them

[red wadi]

Double the trouble😭😭

And then both don’t go to F1🙏😭

[floral apex]

They both get an F1 seat and then they end up mick schumachering their way back out

[red wadi]

Meanwhile Charlotte got a top ride in MotoGP or smth

[floral apex]

its funny how Michael Schumacher is a 7-time WDC, but his son barely had success in F1
Meanwhile Jos Verstappen barely had success in F1 (bro finished 10th as Schumi's teammate) and his son is a 4-time WDC

[red wadi]

My vacation is ending so the lore will be wayyy less, but I’ll try to finish Pelleys story in about an week

[floral apex]

reddawn pace on vacation: max verstappen
reddawn pace off vacation: sauber

[red wadi]

Tbf my gf visited me twice in the last three days

Otherwise Pelleys story was finished and we’d probably enter his kids’ stories

[floral apex]

at this rate you should have your gf cook some lore

[red wadi]

Should I try to get her to cook some lore?

[floral apex]

if she wants to i guess

if not thats fine this was a joke anyway lmao

[red wadi]

I know

[fallow breach]

you could ask her if she wants to

[red wadi]

Romeo boutta get sponsored by ELF or something 😭😭

[floral apex]

We're boutta drag anothet person into pellegrini lore

i know this is very unrelated but i just spotted a small round bird under my deck and its very out of season for this species of bird

[red wadi]

My poor gf probably gonna think my lack of Vitamin D kicked in😭

[fallow breach]

What have I missed since I was last in here?

[red wadi]

Wait I just realised a problem

Since Romeo’s physique changed, Ferrari has to change his seat🙏😭

[red wadi]

Nothing from the Romeo Pellegrini lore

Bro went from a normal looking guy to a unit of a man

His arms definitely changed the most🙏😭

[fallow breach]

who knows, he might have had that physique all along

[floral apex]

with a thicc neck

[fallow breach]

maybe not the arms department but the torso

[red wadi]

His arms look a bit too different for that😭

[red wadi]

The torso could definitely be unchanged

[floral apex]

F1 drivers look normal until you notice their thick af necks

[red wadi]

Bro is probably an unit in the ring🙏😭

[fallow breach]

in my 'lore' (just a 10 season sim) i got up to i think britain or maybe hungary 2026

[fallow breach]

only lore to speak of is botp paying the fia to exclude them from entry lists 😭

[red wadi]

No one on the grid gonna be wanting to mess with Romeo anymore after his RAW appearance 😭😭

[fallow breach]

and verstappen and boschung's tendencies to position

[floral apex]

And dont forget f1 drivers also have insane reaction times

[fallow breach]

ready for pelley to dominate WWE after F1 😭

[fallow breach]

hungary it was

[red wadi]

Bro gonna fully retire after F1 for his kids🙏😭

[floral apex]

Nobody wants to meet pelley in a confrontation like this

[red wadi]

Imagine if everyone expects Nashville/William to be Romeo’s successor but it becomes Charlotte and she gonna dominate F1😭😭

[red wadi]

They’d be done for😭🙏

[fallow breach]

charlotte pellegrini vs verstappen jr as a champ battle would go insane

[red wadi]

Charlotte’s initials are cooked though (just realised)😭

Poor Charlotte

[fallow breach]

OH GOD

[floral apex]

NPE, WPE and CPE

[floral apex]

No just imagine it as Canadian Pacific*

not the other definition

[red wadi]

Fair enough

[keen brook]

wait

[fallow breach]

what was romeo pellegrini's 3 letter abbreviation

[golden cedar]

Rate my hotlap

[keen brook]

I need to check what that is.

[red wadi]

PEL

[red wadi]

Canadian Pacific is a time zone iirc

[floral apex]

Railway company

[red wadi]

Same thing

[floral apex]

yes the railraods manage the timezones indeed

[fallow breach]

ehhh timezone, railway company, tomato, tomato yk what i mean 🙄

[keen brook]

The rails move with the time.

[red wadi]

I forgot Charlotte’s middle name

[keen brook]

But what is what you thought about?

I've literally no idea.

[floral apex]

You probably dont want to know tbh

[fallow breach]

yeah definitely dont wanna know

leave the interpretation as canadian pacific

[red wadi]

Yeah

Charlotte Kathrina Pellegrini

CKP

[floral apex]

Thank god its not a second C

[red wadi]

China moment

[floral apex]

China moment

[fallow breach]

Indeed

[red wadi]

So now we have:
CKP
RHP
NP
WP
JP

Can’t remember if I gave William a second name

[fallow breach]

tudor policing moment (JP)

[keen brook]

And Romeo is RP, so he's role-playing.

[red wadi]

Full name would be RHP, but yes RP loves RP’ing

[keen brook]

oh

[floral apex]

imagine if his middle name started with I

RIP

[red wadi]

RIP F1

[fallow breach]

another race, another Lando-Fernando front row in 2026 in mine

This time it's Spa

[floral apex]

lewis-max ahh pairing

[keen brook]

I really need to continue my Haas save.

[fallow breach]

guess how many seconds boschung and cordeel are this time

[floral apex]

too many seconds

[red wadi]

Alright imma either sleep or gonna cook something rq

[floral apex]

reddawn sleeping at midnight? impossible

[keen brook]

Probably the latter to be up until 3 am again.

[fallow breach]

BOS +4.353
COR +9.141 (or is it ACO? probably would be COR if he made it to f1)

the saubers in 18 and 19 are 3.4 behind

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

im impressed at how alpine went from 2nd fastest car to slowest car in one season

[red wadi]

Y’all decided to cook me for the 2 seconds I left chat😭😭

[keen brook]

true Alpine stuff

[fallow breach]

alpine things

[red wadi]

reddawn = offline during the day, online during midnight

[fallow breach]

guess who's back
back in 8th
max verstap
pen

[floral apex]

and the funny thing is second fastest at the start of the season is the same as backmarker half way through the season

[keen brook]

For me Max barely scores points anymore.

[fallow breach]

ironic your name is reddawn considering the only times you're on is long after dusk

[keen brook]

Like Mercedes is so cooked even Max and Lando can't do anything with that shitbox.

[red wadi]

How am I still at the same race I was 5 days ago🙏🙏

[floral apex]

Alpine after race 1 = Mercedes after Round 11

[fallow breach]

lance stroll is p6 again

[floral apex]

thats how much the R&D progresses in my save

[keen brook]

Alpine after race 1 = better than now

They literally did an Aston.

downgrading their car

[floral apex]

alpine martin

[red wadi]

Anyways I’m doing the impossible, i’m ||not|| gonna sleep

[fallow breach]

anyone got any guesses as to who wins in spa? it's a dry race

[red wadi]

I’m genuinely too tired to make lore though

[floral apex]

sainz, lawson and sargeant are point-less

and WCC

[keen brook]

Meanwhile in my save Liam scored points 3 times with Kick Sauber in 2 seasons.

And it always was a P9.

literally like irl

[red wadi]

Okay guys, nvm lore is coming

[keen brook]

Liam can only score points as 9th.

[fallow breach]

piastri starts p12 after a penalty from p3 meaning lance stroll is p5

and verstappen is p7

[keen brook]

That's actually concerning with his move to Red Bull irl.

Or the Red Bull becomes so bad 9th is a good result.

[fallow breach]

^

[red wadi]

Romeo boutta pull a crazy switch

[fallow breach]

i'll just go and say it: Lando has once again landed on the top step of the podium, with Alonso and Verstappen filling the podium. Crazy part? Lando beat Alonso by 11 and a half seconds.

[floral apex]

max somehow finding his way to the podium as a p8 merchant

[fallow breach]

Any room for Max to win for a second time this season in the Netherlands?? (i might switch it out for portugal later in the season in s4 as that will be 2027, dutch gp ends after 26

[floral apex]

plot twist "switch" means he buys a nintendo switch

[red wadi]

Revealing in 34 min

[floral apex]

i mean all 24 races on the 2024 calendar are still on in my savr lol

[fallow breach]

well i'd say 8 top 4 finishes including 4 podiums, and 3rd in the championship is not much of a p8 merchant

[floral apex]

P83 merchant

[fallow breach]

i think p4 merchant is the one we're looking for

14 gps, 4 p4 finishes

his modal position

[floral apex]

BREAKING: P8 podcast has been relocated to the P4 car and rebranded as the P4 podcast

[fallow breach]

winners in order of drivers championship:
Alonso x5
Norris x4
Verstappen x1
Leclerc x1
Piastri x1
Hamilton x1
Stroll x1

[floral apex]

I like how everything looks normal until you notice fking Stroll

[fallow breach]

stroll was that godforsaken monaco race

[floral apex]

Monaco curse hit everyone that day

[fallow breach]

every single driver in the top 10 of the championship except stroll was scoreless 💀

[red wadi]

Romeo dumps iconic helmet look
rest of story is loading

[fallow breach]

preview of the headline??

[floral apex]

goddamn wifi is too slow i cant get this whole story in

[fallow breach]

and no this is not begging for a leak

[floral apex]

told the boss we needed faster wifi and he didnt give it to us

the editor's been waiting for 2 hours now

[fallow breach]

he had one job smh

[red wadi]

This is gonna make people turn on Romeo👀

[fallow breach]

by people you mean Slovaks

[red wadi]

Alright imma gonna drop a mixed up version of the very first line

[floral apex]

the only pelley fans are slovaks

[fallow breach]

the return of the "nobody knows pelley outside slovakia"

[red wadi]

“Means helmet iconic nothing the blue/white/red”

[floral apex]

bro gave us a riddle

[fallow breach]

what is lando doing 💀

[floral apex]

being slow?

[fallow breach]

aston martin and mclaren on the front row provisionally but its the wrong mclaren

[floral apex]

The forbidden Alonso/Norris: Stroll/Piastri

[red wadi]

Romeo dumps iconic helmet look
“The iconic red/blue/white helmet means nothing anymore, it’s a relic of the past.” those words opened Romeo’s new helmet reveal, continued by “it’s time for something new, something less Slovakian, something less nationalistic, something more Pellegrini than ever before.” this caused outrage in the Slovakian community, more soon

[floral apex]

bro switched to canadian colors

imagine if pelley rocked up to the next race in the african yellow/green/red

[fallow breach]

skip to the end of qual:

"It will be Fernando Alonso on pole once again here at Zandvoort, as nobody's matching his pace, but can anyone topple Piastri from the front row? Norris is gonna have a go at it and he can't do it! Stays in 5th. Nobody else is on a good lap - except Max Verstappen! Can he give his home crowd something to cheer about? Verstappen, in the hunt for a second win of the season, and a front row will surely help his odds. Round the final corner he comes, can he do it?... yes! Max Verstappen goes onto the front row at the last! Once a P8 merchant, now a top 4 frequent!"

[red wadi]

Oh it’s gonna be a total flip

[floral apex]

black yellow and green bros jamaican now

[fallow breach]

boschung p20, promoted to p19 because zhou has a grid penalty

[red wadi]

Uh, what the hell was Romeo thinking? This has to be some kind of publicity stunt, who chooses gold/pink to replace one of the most iconic helmets in F1 history? GOLD AND PINK! Nice he ended the promo with “Made by Charlotte Kathrina Pellegrini”, yeah sure buddy. She’s 2, she didn’t design anything

[floral apex]

gold to represent champion but tf does pink mean lol

[red wadi]

Bro’s saying his 2yo kid made it😭😭

[fallow breach]

how the hell does he expect anyone to buy that charlotte made it?!

[floral apex]

"No its not actually pink, it's 'light red'"

[fallow breach]

Fernando Alonso wins for the sixth time this season, followed by double celebration for McLaren, as Piastri comes home in P2, Norris (19 seconds) behind in P3, and Verstappen in P4 once again.

[red wadi]

Bc it’s pink ig, also bc it’s a very simple helmet design

[fallow breach]

how did bro bottle a front row off the podium

omfg

lance stroll p5??

[floral apex]

Max the new Lando

[fallow breach]

Lax Nerstappen

[red wadi]

Romeo Pellegrini x T-Mobile
T-Mobile is happy to announce they are becoming Romeo Pellegrini’s provider from 2030 onwards, the 7 time champion will be sponsored by T-Mobile until the end of his career when he becomes a T-Mobile ambassador and the face of the company after 2031. We are looking forward to sponsoring the world’s best!

[fallow breach]

or mando vorris

boschung 3 laps down p19, cordeel 6 laps down p20 💀

[floral apex]

That would explain the pink

[red wadi]

It indeed does

[floral apex]

i thought he became an alpine driver for a sec

[red wadi]

Though on the helmet it says “inspired by Charlotte Kathrina Pellegrini” and not “T-Mobile”

[fallow breach]

alpine gold??

[red wadi]

Toyota payed the 1.2b

[floral apex]

Tbf charlotte has two Ts in it

And then her middle name also has a T in it

[red wadi]

CharlotTe

[red wadi]

Ayo😭😭

[floral apex]

CharlotT-mobile

[red wadi]

Bro planned this deal 2 years in advance or smth😭😭

[red wadi]

JulietT-mobile

[fallow breach]

R&D entering Monza 2026

[floral apex]

BOTP goated as always

[fallow breach]

alpine has taken some major steps 😭

world of their own in the middle

[floral apex]

Yeah theres now a visible gap between the top6 and bottom4

[fallow breach]

by the looks of things, 1/2/3 are quite even, then 4/5, then 6, then bottom 4

[floral apex]

Bro likes girls with a "tte" name because he knew of the sponsor

[red wadi]

I didn’t even realise this

[fallow breach]

verstappen podiums in monza back to back years??

[red wadi]

Juliette
Charlotte

[fallow breach]

"He did it in 2025, he's gonna do it in 2026"

Monza podiums:

2024
LEC
NOR
SAI

2025
LEC
VER
ALB

Can King Charles go three in a row at the Temple of Speed?

[floral apex]

Hilarious coincidence

[red wadi]

Fr

[fallow breach]

Qualifying:

Piastri leads for the majority of the session, but Lando gets by at the last for pole by 67 thousandths. A Spanish second row as Alonso beats Sainz. The man looking to win at Monza for a third successive year will start his charge from P5. Russell, Stroll, Perez, Verstappen and Gasly round out the top 10.

[floral apex]

perez ahead of max at monza out of the top 5?

sounds a little familiar

[fallow breach]

But look at the gaps 💀💀

[floral apex]

lmao

[red wadi]

Alright imma sleep

[fallow breach]

Top 12 within a second of pole, then 1.4 and 2.1

[floral apex]

reddawn sleeping at 1am? impossible!

[fallow breach]

remember

nothing is impossible

boschung scored a point in monaco

[floral apex]

[fallow breach]

speaking of boschung
2.771

cordeel 7.211

[red wadi]

(Watch me respawn at like 3am bc I woke up again, my lack of Vitamns be kicking in)

[floral apex]

Swapped 7 and 2

[fallow breach]

good night for now i guess

though i'll be off at 1:30 utc

[floral apex]

guten nacht

[fallow breach]

gute nacht*

[red wadi]

Goeie avond

(Good night in Dutch)

[floral apex]

still thinking about that one time i saw a vanity German license plate here that said "GU10 TAG"

[fallow breach]

love it

in the language of my home country its "nos da" (i speak more English tho)

[floral apex]

i see quite a few vanity european plates here

[red wadi]

Sounds Portuguese ngl

[floral apex]

they're all typically on the front tho as front license plates arent required in alberta

[fallow breach]

nope

||🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿||

[floral apex]

is everyone here european

[red wadi]

I CAN’T CLICK ON IT

Ah Wales

[floral apex]

the panic going into "ah wales" is hilarious

[fallow breach]

ydw, cymraeg ydw i

[red wadi]

Lol, this is funnier than drunk me

(Me when I self post in #1186143313200427038 )

[fallow breach]

anyway, who will win in monza???

[floral apex]

Ah so this is what language drunk reddawn was speaking

[red wadi]

I see what you mean

[fallow breach]

rgigt

[floral apex]

i like how at this point "drunk reddawn" is a separate entity from "sober reddawn"

[red wadi]

Drunk reddawn has a 0.000001% spawn chance

[fallow breach]

and they cannot coexist

[floral apex]

but when he spawns he only speaks a fusion of gibberish and welsh

[red wadi]

[fallow breach]

whe he

[noble apex]

Please DM me so I can join a beginner F1 league with seats open and races on weekends

[floral apex]

And he only exists for about 30 minutes before despawning

[red wadi]

Literally rarer than those 1:1 F1 cards

[floral apex]

give or take

[noble apex]

Please DM me so I can join a beginner F1 league with seats open and races on weekends

[red wadi]

Also true

[fallow breach]

question is does he pass out or just evaporate idk what

[floral apex]

he passes out and then sober reddawn comes in and sweeps him out of the room

[red wadi]

It’s like a WWE match

[noble apex]

Please DM me so I can join a beginner F1 league with seats open and races on weekends

Please

[floral apex]

No need to repeat yourself

[red wadi]

Last time/first time drunk reddawn spawned in he stayed a bit too long and the typing was insanely bad but you guys saw the screenshot already

[floral apex]

like we said gibberish/welsh fusion

[red wadi]

Yeah

[fallow breach]

wibberish

[red wadi]

Autoceeret 🔥🔥

[floral apex]

with a hint of dutch thrown in

[floral apex]

Quote of the year

[red wadi]

The fact my brain still functioned in English was kinda shocking ngl

[fallow breach]

any monza 26 podium predictions?

[floral apex]

maybe a ferrari, mclaren or aston
max is a toss up

[fallow breach]

grid was up here

lets look elsewhere in the result first

i can tell you it isn't leclerc

he's p10

[floral apex]

imagine if i make this prediction and then fkimg boschung wins or soemthing

[fallow breach]

i've done my race protocol (take the start and retire) for monza and thankfully no

he was p18

a lap down

[floral apex]

[fallow breach]

cordeel was triple lapped

[floral apex]

Lap down already on lap 1?!?!?

[fallow breach]

no no race result

[floral apex]

Ph lmoa

[fallow breach]

after retiring from the race it took me right to the end

im on f124 not f1m

anyway, hulkenberg and Russell retired from the race

sargeant started p14 and stayed there

Let's do top 10 reverse order

10 🇲🇨 Leclerc 🔻 5

9 🇨🇦 Stroll 🔻 2

8 🇫🇷 Gasly 🔼 2

7 🇪🇸 Sainz 🔻 3
6 🇲🇽 Perez 🔼 2
5 🇦🇺 Piastri 🔻 3
4 🇬🇧 Hamilton 🔼 7

🥉 🇳🇱 Verstappen 🔼 6

🥈 🇬🇧 Norris 🔻 1

so that means

🥇 🇪🇸 Alonso 🔼 2

so yes canada, Verstappen did make it to the podium

[near blade]

@supple trout sorry for the ping but I consider you a great option to ask for tips. Last time around I asked which f1 manager game is the best one to buy, and so I bought 24. I wanted to ask you if you have any tips on how to improve the strategies.

[floral apex]

2:30am over in central europe

[keen brook]

2:28 am

[floral apex]

oh i made a typo

[red wadi]

Am cooked

[floral apex]

Also has your happy always been spelt with two As or am i just dumb for not noticing it

[red wadi]

A learned how to type like a Scottish man though

[keen brook]

It would be mean to say the latter one but it's the latter one.

[floral apex]

So ive gaslit myself into thinking its always said "Happy New Bear"

[keen brook]

It always was with double a.

[floral apex]

Nice 👍

[keen brook]

As that's the Haas pun in it.

[red wadi]

Haapy Paapy New Dew Year Bear

[keen brook]

And Bear is an Ollie pun.

[floral apex]

I genuinely gaslit myself into thinking it was "Happy"

Yeah i saw the Bear part but I only just noticed the Haas reference

[keen brook]

[red wadi]

My knee just died again

[keen brook]

damn

[floral apex]

Wow

[floral apex]

Damn how will pelley win the WWE match now

is it my fault yall keep staying up hours past midnight

[red wadi]

Nah but seriously my knee is so shit😭😭

[red wadi]

Nah

[fallow breach]

2 years in a row

[floral apex]

Max keeps belgiuming every race lmao

[red wadi]

Like lowkey my gf has to think about not hitting my knee when we give each other a hug because otherwise I die from the pain

[fallow breach]

max verstappen when min verstappen (his name is ralph boschung)

[keen brook]

nah

[floral apex]

i like how my f1 manager sunwest logo is my normal sunwest logo but in the f1 font

[red wadi]

This sucks btw, because it makes it very uncomfortable for me (I already hate hugs)

[keen brook]

Actually I already was about to go offline but then I somehow ended up in a convo in f1 gen and that dragged out and so I'm still here.

[floral apex]

bro got held up by the channel i never go to

[red wadi]

10 days till my doctor appointment

I’m cooked🔥🔥

[floral apex]

reduce pace, reduce pace, cool the tyres

we need to preserve the rest of the week reduce pace please

turned your condition into an f1 race thank me later

[red wadi]

Reminds me of the time I went so fast my knee collapsed

Like I randomly fell at like 20km/h

[floral apex]

The one time you really shouldve reduced pace

[red wadi]

2nd time

[floral apex]

how tf were you going so fast
you run quite fast

[red wadi]

Used to run quite fast yeah

[floral apex]

bro had RB19s for shoes

[red wadi]

Now I barely dare to run

[floral apex]

Your running went from RB19 to Car #11 real quick

[red wadi]

The second my knee starts to shake I turn into car #101

[floral apex]

how many times has your knee taken a DNF

Didnt you take a long hiatus once because of that

[red wadi]

Yeah

I’m on one rn

[red wadi]

More times than Zhou has points

[floral apex]

career points or 2024 points

[red wadi]

Career points

[floral apex]

cuz that would be either 16 or 4

[floral apex]

jeez more than 16 times 💀

that just made it sound worse

Thats a serious skull emoji not a meme one

[red wadi]

Over a timespan of roughly 2 years

[floral apex]

wow

well i hope you can get it figured out soon

the lore waits for no one

I think i got the reference wrong but oh well

[red wadi]

I’m gonna post lore no matter what tbh

Except if my gf comes over, that’s an exception

[floral apex]

injury? thats fine
gf comes over? nope

[red wadi]

Priorities

My gf would be so worried about my sleep schedule 🙏😭

[floral apex]

yeah its almost 3am again

[keen brook]

traditions

[red wadi]

Yeah

[floral apex]

mate sometimes i get concerned when its well past 3am

[red wadi]

Wait why is the joke 3am?

[floral apex]

because yall tend to be up until 3am

[red wadi]

My gf tends to care so much about me she gets super worried when I don’t fully bend my knee while walking 😭

[keen brook]

Well, for me it's normal to go sleep at 2 am so 3 am is late.

[red wadi]

Fair

[floral apex]

The usual range is 2am-3am for both of you

and my clock is 8 hours back

[red wadi]

Nah but seriously my knee is keeping me awake this time

[floral apex]

Guy who lives 7000 km away knows yalls sleep schedules better than yall do

[keen brook]

I literally was over an hour ago only 2 clicks away from going offline.

[red wadi]

Me when I tell my gf I sleep at 9:30pm (in a different time zone)

[floral apex]

"I sleep at 9:30pm... north america eastern time"

[red wadi]

My sleep schedule is Bottas Monaco 21

[floral apex]

oh also your username is now shortened to "editio" on mobile

[red wadi]

Ugh

Problem solved

Alright i’m off

My personal battery is like 0,1%

[keen brook]

I should do the same now asap.

[red wadi]

Yeah

[keen brook]

Doesn't make things easier that I just had to mute someone a few minutes ago.

[floral apex]

Im at a hotel rn for a party
And it happens to be a Marriott hotel
My F1M team's title sponsor

How come every time i sign a title sponsor agreement in F1M i encounter that brant irl in some way
When Schneider was our sponsor i found one of their trucks irl

Samsung's no exception
They were our 2024 sponsor and I use a Samsung phonr

[red wadi]

Imagine me with all the IsrFast sponsors 💀

[floral apex]

arent you supposed to be asleep

[red wadi]

I type in my sleep

imma hop off fr now

[supple trout]

i just use the defualt ones

sometimes ill change them

but it really depends on what i think my driver can do

[floral apex]

My strategies in F1M24 are typically modified default ones

Usually hards and mediums on aggressive pace

[fervent atlas]

Hi

[lyric scaffold]

Holy fuck this was my best race ever

[fervent atlas]

W

[floral apex]

Woah youe audi mod worked

i assume you dont have any sponsor mods tho?

[lyric scaffold]

I got sacked from porsche haha so no sponsors in audi

[floral apex]

That would make sense

I have a sponsor mod installed so my sauber isnt renamed

But it still uses the Audi livery and logo

[lyric scaffold]

Aha i see

Its fine tho for me we have a lot of extra cash

[floral apex]

The sponsor mod is the one that puts in realistic sponsors

i think the rename file for that somehow overwrites the rename file for the Audi mod

[lyric scaffold]

Yea i downloaded a mod that changes everything

We have a 17 sec gap to p3 in spa

Om lap 17

On*

spa win

Were basically a second quicker than everyone else which is insane considering we had 3 points after australia

[floral apex]

Audi with kick sauber green as a 1-2

[lyric scaffold]

Went from being shit in 2024 to winning races mid season in 2026

[lyric scaffold]

I just realised the delta to p3 with fastest lap of norris and max

1.6 seconds

Hungary 1.6

Aswell

Where we werent pushing

[floral apex]

The only reason i dont think audi being good is weird (despite them technically being sauber) is because theyre a completely new identity as Audi actually owns Sauber, unlike BMW or Alfa Romeo which only had a stake (no pun intended) and a big sponsorship deal in Sauber

[lyric scaffold]

I really hope audi does well

[pallid latch]

Omg

[floral apex]

wait hol up bearman at red bull

[pallid latch]

If max p1
Ham p2+ FL

[floral apex]

which driver are you

[pallid latch]

Hamilton

[floral apex]

so who has more wins
just doing the usual tiebreaker here

[pallid latch]

Max 11
Ham11

[floral apex]

wow 11-11

theres one race neither of you won?

[pallid latch]

Max will win if he wins the final race

[floral apex]

ye

[pallid latch]

Yes one more

[floral apex]

i assume you took one race off the calendar?
cuz 12+11 is 23 but theres 24 races

[pallid latch]

DNF in Canada and Hungary

That Ferrari stupid engine

Also bearman won a race

[floral apex]

ah
that would explain the missing one

[pallid latch]

Max DNF in Austria and Qatar (engine) hehe

Good job EA

No pace in qualifying 🥲

[floral apex]

4 brits in a row lol

[pallid latch]

nice pit stop

gg max world champion

beraman.....

not me ea wtf😂

[floral apex]

so i found out why one of the drivers in my F1M save only had a last name (Baptista)
turns out her first name for some reason was set to "Sonia1" so i guess that 1 broke things

[golden cedar]

Rate my hotlap

[sleek shell]

I'd rather rate your laptop

[sleek shell]

Stereo upgrade midway through the season was a bad idea

[golden cedar]

What laptop

I play on controller

[sleek shell]

The one you did the hot lap on😭

[golden cedar]

I play on console

[sleek shell]

Hot lap lap top

Fine

I don't need to rate your controller

Or your console

Psh

[golden cedar]

Are you high

[sleek shell]

Why

[floral apex]

i decided to take another look at the driver numbers in my F1M save
and after going through all of them, only 12 numbers are completely unused
the other 80 are used in some way by a driver either in F1, F2, F3, as an F1 reserve or unemployed but not retired

#1 is reserved for the world champion and #17 is retired for bianchi's crash

all 80 used numbers in my F1M save (reserves included cuz thats how the game works)
F1 drivers are in their team color and in bold
F1 reserves are in their team color but not in bold
F2 reserves are in light blue with white text
F2 non-reserves are in darker blue
F3 reserves are in a light red with white text
F3 non-reserves are in a slightly darker red
unemployed drivers are in dark gray

[raven fern]

no one with number 3 is wild

[sleek shell]

Danny Ricc got fired

But no 5 is crazy crazy

[raven fern]

ye but the fact nobody takes it

[sleek shell]

Idk how many ppl like 3 tbh

Not a very common number in sports

5 tho

Crazy

#1 Reserved for world champion is crazier

[raven fern]

ye but the lower the number the more people go for it usually

[sleek shell]

Maybe Liam grabs it after a somewhat successful year with rb

Max was 33 then took 1

Liam could go from 31 to 3

Would be blasphemy but also funny

[signal dagger]

anyone knows any mods that can help improve the AI for F1 24?

[gaunt phoenix]

https://youtu.be/gXUacIlk5m8?si=ZaTEfCHjmPjrN69x

[keen brook]

That's how it is irl as well.

[keen brook]

He can't.

Because he has the 30 and not the 31 and you can't just change it.

[near blade]

Alright, appreciate the help

[keen brook]

I'm finally back.

Last time I played F1 Manager was 24th December, damn.

11 days without playing F1 Manager

But now I'm back.

[keen brook]

Antonelli replaced Norris in FP1 at Mercedes.

Iwasa went wide.

light damage

Bottas went wide.

Bottas spun into the wall.

Bottas out of FP3

[keen brook]

Hamilton locked up.

[keen ermine]

Guys I’m doing a Cadillac career I’m quick in qualifying by slow at the start of the race

What should I do

[sleek shell]

Sounds like 2019 Haas

[keen brook]

Lawson locked up.

Lawson ran out of fuel and stopped on the track.

Lawson out of Q3

Belgium qualifying result of my Haas career

starting grid for the 2026 Belgian Grand Prix

[fallow breach]

ocon p2 🔥🔥

[keen brook]

Strategies are for both .

It's lights out and away we go!

[fallow breach]

is Esteban leading yet

[keen brook]

Once again this isn't accurate, Verstappen starts from the pit lane.

He is.

mechanical issue for Leclerc

gearbox issue

[fallow breach]

YOOOOOO

[fallow breach]

Damn

[keen brook]

Zhou locked up.

almost into Leclerc

Verstappen went wide.

Gasly locked up.

almost into Doohan

Sargeant locked up.

2.120 for Esteban

mechanical issue for Iwasa

mechanical issue for Leclerc

severe gearbox issue now

2.099 for Ollie

Verstappen went wide.

again

mechanical issue for Piastri

severe ERS issue

mechanical issue for Hamilton

ERS issue

Verstappen locked up.

mechanical issue for Iwasa

severe now

crash

Iwasa and Bottas

Iwasa terminal damage, Bottas light damage

Iwasa gets a 5 second time penalty.

Iwasa front wing change

Now it shows the icon for the severe issue again, so it's either no damage, light damage, or severe damage now.

mechanical issue for Ricciardo

Doohan went wide.

[fallow breach]

Who leads?

[keen brook]

2.013 for Esteban

2.116 for Ollie

Sainz right now but hasn't pitted for yet.

Net leader is Piastri.

[fallow breach]

Nice

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Ricciardo

Sargeant locked up.

again

mechanical issue for Sainz

engine issue

[raven fern]

Im sad

They fired me from haas

[keen brook]

damn

Esteban Ocon wins the Belgian Grand Prix! And it's even a 1-2!🥳

current championship standings

Belgium pit stops of my Haas career

current DHL fastest pit stop award standings

Belgium F2 qualifying result of my Haas career

Belgium F2 sprint race result of my Haas career

Belgium F2 feature race result of my Haas career

current F2 championship standings

Belgium F3 feature race podium of my Haas career

current F3 championship standings

[keen brook]

The tensions between Esteban and Josh Peckett are solved.

There are rumors that Ricciardo goes to Ferrari.

[keen brook]

penalty points after the 2026 Belgian Grand Prix:
Tsunoda 13
Schumacher 11
Sargeant 11
Ricciardo 10
Ocon 7
Iwasa 7 (+1)
Sainz 6
Doohan 6
Albon 6
Zhou 5
Verstappen 4
Lawson 4
Hamilton 3
Stroll 3
Magnussen 3
Gasly 3
Bearman 2
Norris 2
Pérez 2
Hülkenberg 2
Hauger 2
Bottas 2
Sztuka 2
Piastri 1
Russell 1
Alonso 1

championship fight after the 2026 Belgian Grand Prix

[lyric scaffold]

Mclaren ahh comeback 🙏

2x points btw

Just like abu dhabi 2014

[floral apex]

e

[supple trout]

np

[thorny sage]

Anyone want to join a f1 24 club?

[pallid saffron]

Yea man

[thorny sage]

Dm me yeah

[floral apex]

just noticed that i missed a driver in my driver number list

ok somehow in my 1am determination last night i skipped right over VAR

well this is a scene we havent seen for a while

updated list

so that means only 10 numbers are completely unused in my save

3, 5, 14, 19, 24, 32, 35, 50, 90 and 97

oop

note to self: dont try to run F1M24 at the same time as adobe premiere pro
it doesn't like it

oh it happened again

[keen brook]

wait

How?

Why does it say I'm online on mobile?

[floral apex]

well now its a green dot

not sure what that was

[keen brook]

I was literally online the whole day on my laptop.

But I realized it was actually meant me playing F1 Manager again.

[floral apex]

max was literally rounding the final corner when that happened

[keen brook]

But yeah, I'm back.

[keen brook]

and even with 2 races today

Spa I already have done earlier today and now I'll do Zandvoort as well.

[floral apex]

that funny im also at zandvoort

[keen brook]

lol

That also means after that race I'll go back to my other save.

[floral apex]

max is looking at the camera lol

[keen brook]

Which I haven't touched now for ages.

[floral apex]

strategies

[keen brook]

Schumacher spun.

Bottas light damage

There was a yellow flag before so probably he either went wide or spun into the gravel.

[floral apex]

lawson's coming in
looks like he cooked his tires in a crash

[keen brook]

and his rear wing

[red wadi]

No lore/updates for awhile

[floral apex]

alpi

antonelli's coming up on the alpi now

yeah lawsons been lapped
kinda expected tho considering he pitted and fell really far back with rear wing damage

[red wadi]

I’m off to bed, bye!

[floral apex]

tsunoda's biggest enemy: turn 3

[keen brook]

So early? I'm concerned.

[red wadi]

Well i’m not doing so well so yeah

[golden basin]

Does anyone play F1 24.

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Hamilton

severe issue

[red wadi]

I’m literally playing BeamNG except I parked the car so yeah i’m off to bed

[floral apex]

it took lawson 3 laps to catch up to the safety car

[red wadi]

Probably gonna wake up at 4am though

[floral apex]

ok

[keen brook]

Maybe I'm still online then.

[red wadi]

[floral apex]

"lapped cars may now overtake" time to watch lawson pass 20 cars now

bro went around the outside of turn 3

lawson has been let through

and safety car is ending now

lawson boutta get lapped again

[keen brook]

His car is so broke he can't even get away from the field behind the SC.

[floral apex]

bernd literally just pulled into the pits and now he's going back around

Mini recieves the penalty for the crash

safety car comes back in (again)

even after a 2nd safety car lawson hasn't caught up

and green flag again

[naive oasis]

GIGAKUBICA

[keen brook]

O'Sullivan replaced Sargeant in FP1 at Alpine, Barnard replaced Gasly in FP1 at Aston Martin, Voisin replaced Iwasa in FP1 at Williams, Miyata replaced Doohan in FP1 at Williams and Tramnitz replaced Tsunoda in FP1 at Aston Martin.

[lyric scaffold]

Maylander got no break in baku for me, we had 3 or 4 scs, 1 vsc 2 redflags

No joke

[cunning sentinel]

do people seriously enjoy FM 24?

[lyric scaffold]

Yeah im surprised i do

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Esteban

engine issue

[keen brook]

If you mean F1 Manager, then yes, why not?

[cunning sentinel]

fair enough

it’s just i believe it’s repetitive

[lyric scaffold]

Na its more fun than f1 24 in terms of career mode

More transfers, larger driver market, larger facility upgrades/refurbish, research for the season after etc

[keen brook]

Doohan spun.

[floral apex]

the f1 game's excuse for new season regs is just what feels like invalidating some of your current parts so you have to redesign them

[keen brook]

yeah

That's not even a reg change, it's just a R&D reset.

mechanical issue for Esteban

severe engine issue now

[floral apex]

50% expertise loss on the new regs is insane tho lol
fortunetely we got a pretty big gap so im focusing more on research than upgrades

[gaunt phoenix]

hi guys

can i pass a lap that i did in spa?? If so,do you prefer the lap oboard or from the outside??

im passing both anyways lol

[keen brook]

Bottas went wide into the wall.

terminal damage

[gaunt phoenix]

no way

[floral apex]

bottas is gone in my save

[keen brook]

I saw your driver numbers list.

Zhou is gone as well?

He should be just 30 or even younger.

Ollie spun into the wall.

Ollie out of FP3

[naive oasis]

I have decided that Bryan Arkhipov-Perez was born on October 5th, 1996

[floral apex]

yeah zhou is gone

quick strategy change due to 2 safety car periods changing the tire wear significantly

Leclerc and Sainz crashed into each other

both are still in

[keen brook]

rear right puncture, severe chassis damage, severe rear wing damage and severe suspension damage

[floral apex]

lol 9 safety car laps

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Esteban

engine failure

[floral apex]

Just pitted max

Immediately after VSC is deployed

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Esteban

Esteban out of FP3

car on fire

[naive oasis]

Races he participated in that I didn’t play: Abu Dabhi 2014 (Caterham), Singapore 2015 (Marussia Start), Japan 2015, Russia 2015, USA 2015, Mexico 2015, Brazil 2015, Abu Dabhi 2015 (Marussia End), Italy 2016 (Renault), Australia 2017 (Sauber), China 2017 (Sauber), and Hungary 2017 (Williams).

[keen brook]

Well, that's a double DNF in FP3.

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Schumacher

[floral apex]

I was wondering why Max wasnt gaining positions for a bit there

I forgot to change him from ERS recharge to deploy

[keen brook]

lol

[floral apex]

We are absolutely flying on the softs

[naive oasis]

Robert Kubica is 1-1 in the qualifying battle with George Russel

[floral apex]

Max quickly got past the Red Bulls and easily got out of DRS range

hmmm

believe it or not that gap actually got bigger

[naive oasis]

I wish F1 2019 let you start with Gasly in Red Bull.

[keen brook]

Well, you technically can.

But I think that would only work if you have it physical.

Because then you could just play on version 1.0.

Then Gasly is at Red Bull.

[floral apex]

Yeah im pretty sure EA/Codies updates the game to always start at the end-of-season state once the season is over

[naive oasis]

This F1 2019 season has five rookies! Giovinazzi never did those races in 2017, and Leclerc didn’t race in 2018. So rookie of the year battle is Leclerc, Albon, Norris, Giovinazzi, and Russel.

[naive oasis]

I don’t think I can do that on my console disc.

[floral apex]

Hence why McLaren is fast and its Ricciardo at AlphaTauri in F1 23

[naive oasis]

Yet, Haas is still fourth fastest to start in F1 2019

[floral apex]

Kimi is chasing down Max in the WDC now

[keen brook]

meanwhile in F1 24 still no Colapinto at Williams

[naive oasis]

Speaking of Kimi. Kimi Raikkonen was the champion for the F1 2018 season. 8 Wins.

[floral apex]

its a shame reddawn went to sleep early

this was the podium for the Dutch F2 round

[naive oasis]

With school starting up again, my progress will probably be slowed significantly.

[floral apex]

F2 standings after Zandvoort

[keen brook]

Going into the qualifying, Ollie needs now his 4th engine and 5th gearbox and gets a grid penalty.

[floral apex]

F3 after Zandvoort

[naive oasis]

The F1 games have F3 now?

[keen brook]

F1 Manager does.

since the 1st iteration

in 2022

[floral apex]

in other news Alpine found yet another thing to suck at

[keen brook]

Codies still doesn't have it.

[naive oasis]

Oh.

[naive oasis]

Frontier moment.

[floral apex]

F1 WDC after Zandvoort

WCC after Zandvoort

Ocon being goated as always

[keen brook]

the GOAT

[floral apex]

P4 in that Haas while Gasly sitz P10 80 points behind him

[lyric scaffold]

Is rhat a haas in p4 per chance?

[floral apex]

Yeah Ocon P4

Hes a Red Bull sandwich

[lyric scaffold]

Zamn

Haas was good in 25 for me but scored 0 points in 26

I thinm

Think*

Yeah 25 vs 26 standings

51 in 25 0 in 26

[lyric scaffold]

Just realised ferraris interesting falloff

300 points difference almost

[naive oasis]

How did I do that?

[floral apex]

Merc 1-2 of course

[red wadi]

Guess who couldn’t sleep

[floral apex]

not you? /j

[red wadi]

I kinda fell asleep ig? My car was still parked in BeamNG

[floral apex]

Nah you just took a pit stop

[keen brook]

a Kick Sauber pit stop

[floral apex]

Pelley won an F2 race in my save

[red wadi]

Nice

[floral apex]

bro the f1 manager save browser has a logo editor similar to the in-game one

[keen brook]

Netherlands qualifying result of my Haas career

[floral apex]

ok thats cool
the save browser also shows all FP1 appearances

[fallow breach]

hell yeah pelley

[keen brook]

starting grid for the 2026 Dutch Grand Prix

[red wadi]

Nice job Pelley (bro looks 31🔥🔥🔥)

Lore accurate Romeo

[floral apex]

I decided to check out the spending breakdowns for my save

We've spent 86 million on our staff

Which is almost 3 times that the 2nd highest is

[fallow breach]

crazy

[keen brook]

Strategies are for Esteban , for Ollie .

[fallow breach]

im still figuring out what to call my career mode when im talking about it in here

Slight detail i've just realised

Max has three 3rd places in 2026. Every single time he has come third, he has been joined on the podium by both Lando and Fernando. In addition, his second place shared the podium with Alonso but not Norris

[red wadi]

IsrFast ahh money

(Except IsrFast spend that yearly on drivers)

[fallow breach]

Let's progress to Baku.

R&D wise, Alpine are really close to the top 5 teams now

McLaren are top from Red Bull and Aston

[floral apex]

I think the majority of our staff spending is on Max's insane contract

[fallow breach]

Williams are a clear top of the bottom 4, while VCARB, Haas and Sauber have done literally nothing all season 💀

VCARB still stuck in the period they were top R&D at the end of 2025 (but still weren't delivering results)

[red wadi]

Tbh i’m not in the mood for lore now

So for now, all lore updates postponed until January 7th

[fallow breach]

taking a day off

[keen brook]

It's lights out and away we go!

This time the starting grid is accurate.

[fallow breach]

nice!

[floral apex]

VCARB are waiting for Red Bull to give them some parts

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Leclerc

[floral apex]

the lore is taking a bottas monaco 2021 pit stop

[fallow breach]

Qualifying for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, and what's new, it's Alonso and Lando on the front row yet again!

But then behind them it's Piastri, Stroll, Verstappen, Perez, Leclerc, Hamilton, Russell and Sainz

[keen brook]

Hamilton locked up.

almost into Iwasa

[fallow breach]

Pierre and Yuki p11 and 12, then Ocon and Sargeant for the other halves of Alpine and Williams in p13 and 14

maybe vcarb might notice their failures now bc albon is p16

red bull 2023 moment 💀 "our star driver was doing well so we didn't change anything"

[keen brook]

Sargeant spun.

[fallow breach]

boscor check

ralph 3.294
amaury 8.331

[keen brook]

pit stop issue for Piastri

mechanical issue for Tsunoda

engine issue

crash

2.326 for Esteban

[fallow breach]

BREAKING: Max Verstappen takes a penalty and will start P14 for Azerbaijan GP

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Leclerc

severe engine issue now

[keen brook]

Hamilton and Schumacher

Hamilton light damage

Schumacher gets a 5 second time penalty.

mechanical issue for Gasly

engine issue

2.207 for Ollie

[fallow breach]

Boschung looks to suffer an engine issue or something and retires on lap 1 (then i retire as is routine)

[floral apex]

dnf merchant

at this point your team are like "ok box to retire" every lap 1

[naive oasis]

I was robbed

[keen brook]

Hamilton front wing change

now no damage anymore

[fallow breach]

From Monza to Baku, it's the same podium. This time swapping the order. Norris goes back to the top again, Alonso P2, and Verstappen once again comes up the field to finish P3.

[naive oasis]

Look at that gap between me and Leclerc

[fallow breach]

And those best laps are incredibly similar

[keen brook]

crash

Schumacher and Sargeant

Schumacher light damage

no penalties given

[fallow breach]

Interesting

[naive oasis]

I just noticed 0.003 difference

[fallow breach]

On in my world to Singapore in 2026. Since Hamilton's win in Silverstone, it's been all Lando and Fernando trading P1. Last 5 race trends:

ALO 2 2 1F 1 2
NOR 1F 1 3 2 1F

[keen brook]

2.239 for Esteban

[fallow breach]

So can anyone topple the top 2 this weekend? Dry qualifying but a bit of rain scheduled for the race 👀

[floral apex]

Its the Ando Bros

fernANDO
lANDO

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Gasly

severe engine issue now

[fallow breach]

which one takes pole under the lights in singapore?

[floral apex]

ferlando

[fallow breach]

btw cordeel must have felt lonely without boschung at the bottom of the ontrack finishers bc boschung retired lap 1 in baku

[keen brook]

2.345 for Ollie

[fallow breach]

It will be Lan||ce's teammate Fernando||

on pole position

Then it's a McLaren 2-3

[floral apex]

Lanceo Strollis

[fallow breach]

Leclerc P4, Russell P5, Perez the leading Red Bull in P6, then Stroll, Sainz, Hamilton and Verstappen

[floral apex]

red bull just dont have quali pace in singapore

[fallow breach]

Alpine 6th row lockout in 11-12, then the williams in 13-14

[keen brook]

Schumacher front wing change

now no damage anymore

[fallow breach]

(ocon, gasly, tsunoda, sargeant)

damn it i forgot the boscor update

(yes, thats what im calling boschung and cordeel)

(hc theyre friends in the paddock even though amaury's bosses pay the fia to exclude him from official graphics)

[floral apex]

"I dont actually exist"
"cool lets be friends"

[fallow breach]

more like
"i don't exist"
"cool, i'm so slow i might as well not exist"

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Tsunoda

severe engine issue now

[fallow breach]

BOSCOR 19-20 lockout because KMag took a penalty to P22

[keen brook]

mechanical issue for Sainz

mechanical issue for Schumacher

engine issue

[naive oasis]

My tires were ahead, but Ferrari’s car is bigger.

[floral apex]

bro lost because of a smaller car

[fallow breach]

In Singapore, it ends with Lando Norris on top despite Fernando starting from pole for the second time running. The podium in Singapore is NOR-ALO-PIA

[floral apex]

The funny thing is i have that exact Ferrari model car
Leclerc's SF90

[fallow breach]

Max Verstappen DNF, Gasly scores P10

[floral apex]

whats the wdc looking like

[fallow breach]

i find this detail hilarious and you probably will too canada

P19 Boschung fastest lap 1:40.264
End result 2 laps down on Lando

P20 Cordeel fastest lap 1:41.711
End result 5 laps down on Lando

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ALO 322
NOR 300
VER 202
PIA 177
LEC 166

constructors
477
424
300
290
272
63
56
25
22
14

[fallow breach]

so verstappen is still p3 pretty comfortably

[keen brook]

Netherlands race result of my Haas career

current championship standings

[fallow breach]

Alonso and Norris front row for the sprint in COTA

Mercedes-Ferrari-Ferrari-Mercedes for P3-6

[red wadi]

I’m back

[fallow breach]

Piastri 7th, Red Bull 8-9, Verstappen ahead of Perez

[keen brook]

Netherlands pit stops of my Haas career

current DHL fastest pit stop award standings

[fallow breach]

boscor 4.756 and 9.316

[keen brook]

I wouldn't have expected RB to be the 1st team to pull off an under 2s pit stop.

[fallow breach]

i'd have expected RB but the other RB

[keen brook]

yeah

[floral apex]

RB sent their pit crew to the wrong RB

Wait i literally just noticed

Its Checo at VCARB and Ricciardo at RBR

[fallow breach]

canada, boschung and cordeel werent both bottom 2 (of the finishers) in the sprint

[floral apex]

wow

[fallow breach]

Boschung actually beat Hulkenberg

i decided to simulate the sprint, and my driver beat cordeel

we both got lapped 💀

[floral apex]

lmao

[fallow breach]

verstappen and zhou dnf

[floral apex]

you made your team panic because you didnt retire on lap 1

[fallow breach]

"oh shit what do we do"
"just let him drive i guess"

[floral apex]

"Why hasnt he called in to retire:"

[fallow breach]

"he retires on lap 1 every time, its like muscle memory to prepare to retire the 73 car!"