motorsports

[fallow burrow]

they probably weren’t anticipating another race at the 2 mile configuration

considering that it was supposed to be a short track

by now

[drifting sentinel]

at least this is the last

unfortunately but also a good thing at the same time

like the bumps were a significant characteristic of this oval and to repave it entirely would be like repaving Sebring

except the bumps have gotten extremely bad over time

so yeah a good and bad thing this is the last race in this config

[fallow burrow]

you win some, you lose some🤷‍♂️

kinda forgot austin hill won ngl

got slightly overshadowed by snider

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Grosjean on Sato shunt: “We’ve agreed to disagree”

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/grosjean-on-sato-shunt-weve-agreed-to-disagree/8528301/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[exotic meadow]

ok that's surely a red flag

[fallow burrow]

what was ty expecting to do there

crowd him past the wall?

you can only push someone so high until the wall is there

[south olive]

big hit,

[south olive]

it is.

wait that was 3 hours ago

Lol

[drifting sentinel]

https://dirtfish.com/rally/wrc/evans-gets-10-second-penalty-for/

Kalle's lead now 18.3s

his rally to lose at this point with just a day to go

[eternal ravine]

Cant wait for St Petersburg tomorrow

[drifting sentinel]

same

this season will be so good to watch i can already feel it

[runic oxide]

its over

unless we get late drama like monte

[fluid cobalt]

https://youtu.be/9muILWoLISU

[lethal yacht]

xD

[eternal ravine]

I want to wear my Arrow McLaren merch, but Im gonna be there with RWR, what do

[lethal yacht]

I'll save that

[wispy fog]

probably

[tight quiver]

Rally

[drifting sentinel]

Rally

[runic oxide]

EVANS

rip the podium

come on neuville

[tight quiver]

@naive smelt rally for the evans is over

[tight quiver]

dont care

be chad

[tight quiver]

entairtenment

[runic oxide]

here we go

breen goin

[timber igloo]

Where can i watch rally

[tight quiver]

WRC+ or local broadcasters

[autumn briar]

heres the list

https://www.wrc.com/en/footer/business/broadcaster/

[tight quiver]

Tänak slow

[runic oxide]

i forgot that stage 18 is rn

anything happened?

[tight quiver]

31.1 seconds slowe than breen for tänak

[runic oxide]

maybe saving for power stage a bit?

[tight quiver]

yeah

but that was very slow

[runic oxide]

solberg 58 up on tanak at the second split

and he’s driving one handed

[tight quiver]

solberg just vibing

38.9 faster

lmfao

just saving for the powah stage

[runic oxide]

come on neuville

pushhhh

[tight quiver]

@naive smelt

you need to watch the powestage

you have no choice

they have all saved their tires it could be a really intresting

VEIBY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE WA SSO FAST

[runic oxide]

unless drama on power stage

gonna be kalle win w neuville and lappi podium

[tight quiver]

powerstage is gonna be gooood tho for the stage win

[runic oxide]

true true

[tight quiver]

GRYAZIN NOOOOOOOOO

FITTAAAAAAAA

rally sweden moment

[naive smelt]

When is it?

[tight quiver]

11:18 your time

12:18 local

[naive smelt]

Yeah that shouldn’t be a problem

[dry trellis]

it's recorded on dn

[lethal yacht]

deez nuts?

[dry trellis]

no

DEEZ nuts

[runic oxide]

win for kalle and tanak power stage win

gg

[foggy fulcrum]

I've got a £5 cap on my account so I can't bet more than I can afford

gamble responsibly etc etc

[runic oxide]

loeb still third in the championship

[naive smelt]

🐐

[fallow burrow]

bro not even larson on there?

that’s his playground man

[eternal ravine]

AIght, off to St Petersburg. Try and catch me live on TV

[fallow burrow]

run on track
that would work

[eternal ravine]

I got my Arrow McLaren hat, and a black jumper on

I might take it off, so I'll be rocking a Fernando Alonso F1 jersey while hanging out with RWR

[smoky creek]

@tight quiver what time in de car

[ashen mantle]

ok but we will leak your face through that insanely precise description

[frozen valley]

https://youtu.be/NIalOWzlC8Y

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | St. Pete IndyCar: Herta tops warm-up, Newgarden improves

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/st-pete-indycar-herta-tops-warm-up-newgarden-improves/8548969/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[tight quiver]

join the in de car server

[foggy fulcrum]

Yeah and because of that the odds on him are garbo

That’s how gambling works

Blaney has been brilliant on big tracks and Bowman won the last race here but their odds aren’t particularly high

So they’re both a nice middle ground for a bet

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | St. Pete Indy Lights: Brabham wins, heartbreak for Rasmussen

https://www.motorsport.com/indylights/news/st-pete-indy-lights-brabham-wins-heartbreak-for-rasmussen/8550332/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[crude dagger]

@tight quiver Gus is fourth

[tight quiver]

wooooo

[thorny stirrup]

Someone watching indycar here?

[crude dagger]

Yeah ofc

[thorny stirrup]

Alr

Hope grosjean does good

[crude dagger]

Marcus world champion

[tight quiver]

world cahmpion in a non worldchampionship

yes thats possible

[eternal ravine]

The line for St Pete right now

IM IN

[white bronze]

nice

[tight quiver]

poggers

go win some races or osmething

[tepid elbow]

walk up to Mike Joy and take a selfie of him

[eternal ravine]

En route to the paddock

[crude cape]

Wave to pato for me pls

[lethal yacht]

Here we go indy

[primal juniper]

brabham as in related to jack?

[brittle sentinel]

yeah he is

[harsh carbon]

is this where we discuss on going indi car races?

[smoky creek]

yes

[harsh carbon]

wonderful

[white bronze]

yep

[tepid elbow]

it's indy time baby

[crude cape]

Its time

[tepid elbow]

in 20 minutes

[grizzled tree]

where's the Indy stream at

[tepid elbow]

nbc

theyre on nbc

holy shit thats jam packed

i bet florida man is in the pit lane

[smoky creek]

INDYCAR

@tight quiver

[thorny stirrup]

INDYYYY

[smoky creek]

@tight quiver

@tight quiver

indycar

@tight quiver

[thorny stirrup]

Indayccaccacaccaararrararaar

[harsh carbon]

So who will finish first of the rookies, guys?

[tepid elbow]

🇺🇸 American national colours and invocation 🇺🇸
Invocation provided by Reverend Louis Murphy

[lethal yacht]

Rise

[high depot]

Mwgmskgz

[lethal yacht]

STAND UP

[high depot]

What

[tepid elbow]

🇺🇸 American national anthem 🇺🇸
Provided by the Vox Nova Chamber Choir

hope i got the name right

[high depot]

I think you did

[burnt plinth]

do you know where to watch Indy?

[tepid elbow]

watching it on nbc

[high depot]

ROMAIN ROMAIN ROMAIN RROMAIN

[smoky creek]

@tight quiver where are you

[autumn briar]

[tepid elbow]

National anthem concluded

[burnt plinth]

and how about online?

[tepid elbow]

ok who do u think is gonna win

[burnt plinth]

does anyone know?

[high depot]

@tight quiver DMVEHSBEBEB R RHDBEBE E INDYCAR ROMAIN ON HERE INDYCAR WITH CALLUM INDYCAR RACE 1

[tepid elbow]

peacock i think

[fallow burrow]

indycar 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[lethal yacht]

5 dollar peacock subscription

[high depot]

Oh I thought peacock was free

[white bronze]

or just watch it for free with nbc

[tepid elbow]

it is

for some stuff

[lethal yacht]

Peacock premium

[burnt plinth]

em ok

[fallow burrow]

peecock premium

[tepid elbow]

Peacock pre*ium

[harsh carbon]

Its so many that can win this, with a clean race

[white bronze]

I have peacock premium but the stream is behind nbc so

[tepid elbow]

@eternal ravine win this for the f1 community my man

[high depot]

“He’ll be back” 15 year old me when my dad leaves after I fail out.

[tepid elbow]

my hands r cold rip

[lethal yacht]

Please tell me yall saw that comercial

[tepid elbow]

12 more minutes

[tepid elbow]

which one

[lethal yacht]

"How you thinking i gave birth to you with date big head"

[tepid elbow]

LMAO i havent seen that but wow

[high depot]

Who’s Dan?

[tepid elbow]

i dont think theyre talking about wheldon

[lethal yacht]

Yeah

[high depot]

Is Dan the guy that died in 2011

[lethal yacht]

Yep

[high depot]

F

[tepid elbow]

they were talking about wheldon?

[lethal yacht]

Yeah

[tepid elbow]

oh admn

[crude cape]

Fml row 8

[high depot]

Who is it

[crude cape]

Pato

[smoky creek]

herta gonna win

[high depot]

Bruh how

[tight quiver]

godaddy.com

[lethal yacht]

Gopapi.com

[high depot]

Nah Romain got this in the bag

[smoky creek]

henlo danenene

[tepid elbow]

9 minutes

[fallow burrow]

nah rossi got it

[tight quiver]

bois

lets sing the indy theme

BAMA BAM BAAM BAAM BAAM BAAM

[harsh carbon]

impossible to predict

[fallow burrow]

peepee cock

[harsh carbon]

Will Power maintain lead in lap 2?

[tepid elbow]

||DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUNNN DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!||

[tepid elbow]

sure

brb

[fallow burrow]

inb4 ||alex palou|| taking the dub

[tight quiver]

who is these people you talking about

its clearly gonna be marcus

[smoky creek]

no

[fallow burrow]

me

[lethal yacht]

I want 25k

[fallow burrow]

i’m marcus ericsson

[lethal yacht]

Why don't I get the theme

Goddamn it

[high depot]

Well I’m Romain

Remember 2018?

Well time for some payback😈

[smoky creek]

START YOUR ENGINES

[harsh carbon]

start engines drivers

[fluid kettle]

why cant i full screen

[high depot]

DRIVERS START YOUR ENGINES

Fuck took too long typing

[fallow burrow]

the one that wickens was robbed of because of the caution?

[tepid elbow]

oh it hapepend

nice

[fluid kettle]

is that the pitlane?

[tepid elbow]

no its a house

[harsh carbon]

engines, start your drivers

[fluid kettle]

ah

[tepid elbow]

heh

im on a commercial so idk

[smoky creek]

@lone zodiac indycar

[fluid kettle]

atleast you can fullscreen ur tv

[arctic wyvern]

Start, your drivers engines

[high depot]

What no

Azerbaijan

[fallow burrow]

ohhhh

[high depot]

2018

[fluid kettle]

do that but for "turn on your engines, drivers"

[smoky creek]

goat

[harsh carbon]

damn besides patos car?

[fallow burrow]

i thought you were referring to 2018 st petersburg

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Cars are now rolling on the track 🏎️

[tight quiver]

DUN DUN

DUN DUN

ERICSSON ERICSSON

DO IT AGAIN BROTHER

[tepid elbow]

CASTRO

JUST DO IT CASTRO!!

or at least beat defrancesco

[arctic wyvern]

The car🥰

[fluid kettle]

who farted

[eternal burrow]

Go jimmie johnson

[tepid elbow]

i think jimmie johnson did

see he did it again

[harsh carbon]

Lets do this ro gro

[tepid elbow]

castro

castro

castro

damnit no pink emoji

[crude cape]

Will power

[tepid elbow]

🟩 GREEN FLAG 🟩
Race has officially begun

[icy pecan]

alrighty

[dry siren]

🐷

This?

[icy pecan]

it's time

[flint plaza]

I don’t know much about Indycar but I’m rooting for Grosjean

[icy pecan]

Go go

[violet yacht]

NO GROSJEAN DONT WARM YOUR TIRES UP

[smoky creek]

GREEN

[autumn briar]

lets goo

[violet yacht]

oh i’m delayed

[tepid elbow]

AND WHERE IS GROSJEAN?

[violet yacht]

welp

[fluid kettle]

💗

good enough

[tepid elbow]

HE IS SOMEWHERE

wtf oward's camera

[tight quiver]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO RACING

[white bronze]

holy shit never saw indycar on a street circuit before this is intense!

[fickle vortex]

Danne do me a favour will ya? Delete https://discord.com/channels/142082511902605313/947097089224097812

[harsh carbon]

good diciplin from all drivers fantastic

[violet yacht]

holy shit no carnage t1

[fluid kettle]

ive never seen indycar live

until now

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 2 of 100 🏎️
3 - McLaughlin (RED)
26 - Herta (RED)
21 - VeeKay (RED)
12 - Power (WHITE)
8 - Ericsson (RED)

[high depot]

JJ when he finishes a race without getting lapped 4 times

[icy pecan]

will will power get a podium

[harsh carbon]

i think power didnt do anything wrong

[fluid kettle]

will power will get a podium

[tight quiver]

grosjean no like pwoer

[fallow burrow]

will will power power his will power
yes. will power will power will power

[fluid kettle]

will power will power through these laps

[tight quiver]

will powers car didnt have will power in detroit last year

[tepid elbow]

but will will power be willing to have a podium at will poers potentially favourite willing race track

[fallow burrow]

LAMAOABSHSILAD

[violet yacht]

“i think grosjean hit us”

[fluid kettle]

gross jean

[lethal yacht]

colton herta for the win

[smoky creek]

^^^^^^

[harsh carbon]

mclaughlin looking strong so far

[tepid elbow]

"i think ericsson hit us"

[high depot]

What’s the IC points system?

Is it top 15?

[fallow burrow]

i think grosjean and ericsson hit us

[violet yacht]

most people here are watching because of ericsson, grosjean, o’ward, and illott probably

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement start 📺
Current advertisement: Firestone

[high depot]

No

Lundgaard too

[tight quiver]

lmao 5 laps in and already ads

[violet yacht]

i think it’s top 20 i may be wrong though idk

[fallow burrow]

i’m watching because i’m a lifelong indycar fan lol

[tight quiver]

6 whatever

[lethal yacht]

im here cause of herta get rekt

[fallow burrow]

american 🇺🇸 🇺🇸💪💪

[violet yacht]

nice

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Applebees

ITS THE SAME AD

LMAO

[royal stump]

where are you guys watching from?

[tepid elbow]

why

[high depot]

Damn didn’t realize I was watching on twitch thought that this was NBC

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Geico

[tepid elbow]

nbc

[lethal yacht]

he means country

[violet yacht]

illegal chinese box

[tepid elbow]

usa

[violet yacht]

oh

well fuck

[lethal yacht]

Try Firestone tires for 90 days guys

im watching from north korea

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: HyVee Deals

[royal stump]

no i meant nbc

yes

[lethal yacht]

Oh no

Not the applebees controversy comercial

[spark spade]

whats worse Ads or SkyQ?

[violet yacht]

i’m watching from sportsnet 360

[marble willow]

I’m watching for scotty mclaughlin (and grosjean)

[violet yacht]

skyq plus red button

[tepid elbow]

Why the fuck is SkyQ being advertised here? Come on, not again! (joke)

[smoky creek]

fucks sake we got tom gaymor on sky instead of no comms during ads

[lethal yacht]

Marcus Ericsson

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Expedia

[high depot]

Ads

[lethal yacht]

it's the first time i'm watching indy can someone explain me the basics?

[tepid elbow]

And I cant stand Sky Glass!! (also joke)

[harsh carbon]

imm here for eric marcusen

[lethal yacht]

marcusen

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Discover card

[high depot]

Go fast don’t finish last

[spark spade]

this is also my first time watching but I already perfer SKYQ by like 100 times more

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: NBC Sports

[lethal yacht]

Expedia

Hyvee

Current Adevertisement: Penis Enlargement Pills

Firestone

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement over 📺

[harsh carbon]

herta having a healthy steady solid distance to scotty

[spark spade]

where are you watching ? 0_0

[tepid elbow]

son mark martin isnt here

[fallow burrow]

someone is pitting

[high depot]

Road courses: go fast don’t be last don’t get hit

[tepid elbow]

MCLAREN PI

PIT

[smoky creek]

DUN DUN DUN

[tepid elbow]

ALSO PINKISH CAR

[smoky creek]

Indycar on nbc

[fallow burrow]

two people pitting

[spark spade]

HOW YOU LIKE THAT

[grizzled tree]

where to watch

[tepid elbow]

is that castro??

[wary spire]

what race is going on rn

[grizzled tree]

and what the heck is a UWUliseum

[violet yacht]

discover ad fr me rn

[fallow burrow]

rosenqvist and castroneves

[lethal yacht]

Uwu

[fluid kettle]

search that on ur browser

[tepid elbow]

the IndyCar Firestone St. Petersburg Grand Prix

[spark spade]

Pirelli or Firestone?

[fallow burrow]

goodyear

[lethal yacht]

Not a question

Pirelli

[violet yacht]

now i have a manchester united ad playing “how you like that” or whatever it’s called

[median briar]

people starting to pit to get off the reds

pretty early

new garden in

[fluid kettle]

dick is a legend?

[spark spade]

you behind quite a bit

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 10 of 100 🏎️
3 - McLaughlin - seconds
26 - Herta - 1.783
21 - VeeKay - 3.844
12 - Power - 4.517
8 - Ericsson - 7.804
(seconds as I type this and may not be currently accurate)

[spark spade]

Who we rooting for? (PATO FAN HERE just cuz he is mexican)

[tight quiver]

the goats

[fallow burrow]

kirkwood in the pits

[smoky creek]

herta

[lethal yacht]

Gomain Rosjean

[icy pecan]

whoever you want to root for

[tepid elbow]

🟪 Fastest last lap time 🟪
3 - McLaughlin - 1:02.0750

[violet yacht]

just started lap 11

[tepid elbow]

Dixon pit

[wary spire]

Ercus Maricsson

[tepid elbow]

Pagenaud pit

[median briar]

Lap 9 😢

[violet yacht]

oof

[tepid elbow]

Dixon and Pagenaud will take white tires

[spark spade]

ngl i havent found a motorsport that gets me as excited as F1

[tepid elbow]

what about nascar

or rallying

[spark spade]

havent tried those two

[tight quiver]

GT racing is beyond amazing

[lethal yacht]

Woah

[tepid elbow]

O'ward pit

[tight quiver]

this year has already showed what GT cars can do

[spark spade]

im still relatively new to motorsports

[lethal yacht]

Buddy you gotta try it

[spark spade]

i just tried F1 last year

[tepid elbow]

Kelett pit

[spark spade]

I promise i will

[marble willow]

Super GT is a great racing series

[tepid elbow]

O'ward will take white tires

[lethal yacht]

whos watching the nascar today

[tepid elbow]

Kelett may take white tires

[lethal yacht]

Wish I could watch nascar

ill tell you how to watch it

[spark spade]

what does the (R) stand for?

[tight quiver]

rookie

[lethal yacht]

rookie

[smoky creek]

rookie

[spark spade]

ahh

[tight quiver]

the hitachi onboard

[spark spade]

Push to pass = ERS?

[lethal yacht]

Yep

Like overtake

[split zodiac]

Exactly

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 16 of 100 🏎️
3 - McLaughlin
26 - Herta
21 - VeeKay
12 - Power
8 - Ericcson

[fallow burrow]

rookie

[tight quiver]

lungaard is P11

[harsh carbon]

yeah its ers, but different rules

[tight quiver]

dude the man is quick

P13 for a FUCKING JUNCOS

ilott is impressive

[tepid elbow]

👏🏽

[smoky creek]

ilott goat

[tight quiver]

they havent pitted yet i think tho

[spark spade]

Want a break from the ads?

[lethal yacht]

Is Lundgaard doing a full season?

[tight quiver]

but still

think so

[split zodiac]

There’s a time constraint with PTP, unlike F1 where it depends on how much energy you have from braking

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement 📺
Current advertisement: Advance Auto Parts

[lethal yacht]

Honda ad

Is that

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: PNC Bank

[lone zodiac]

Yessir

[low gate]

WOOOO MARCUS

[lethal yacht]

Is that John Cena narrating that Honda ad

Call Logano

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Cricket

[lethal yacht]

I'm really behind

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Liberty Mutual

[harsh carbon]

ro gro better try over take ericson soon

[lethal yacht]

I'm on PNC

[fallow burrow]

liberty biberty

[lethal yacht]

I think Grosjean hit us

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement over 📺

[harsh carbon]

oh actually ericson and roman is catching veekay

[tight quiver]

ERICSSON COME ON

PASS RINUS VAN KAHMPHOTL

yes thats his name

[tepid elbow]

👏🏽 what a pass

[tight quiver]

WOO

[smoky creek]

down the inside

[spark spade]

$25k gimme

[harsh carbon]

very nice danny ric like overtake from roman there

[smoky creek]

veekay being swallowed

[fallow burrow]

veekay just got destroyed by the whole field lmao

[harsh carbon]

but veekay has troubles

[tight quiver]

wait what lap we on

[smoky creek]

19

[lethal yacht]

Wow

[tight quiver]

i am having internet issues

[fallow burrow]

-1

[marble willow]

Veekay is getting demolished out there

[tight quiver]

thanks opc

[smoky creek]

20 now

[tight quiver]

veekyay being smoked

[lethal yacht]

mclaughlin is just running away with this now

no herta win:(

[marble willow]

Scotty mac ftw

[harsh carbon]

the reds are done, in now herta

[smoky creek]

come on herta

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 19 of 100 🏎️
3 - McLaughlin
26 - Herta
12 - Power
8 - Ericsson
28 - Grosje. \ conflict with
10 - Palou / each other

VeeKay pit

[sleek arch]

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS ST. PETERSBURG IN RUSSIA

🗿

[marble willow]

The only Russian thing that happened to Indycar was Mikhail Aleshin

[autumn briar]

Herta damn

losing a lot of time

[split zodiac]

First time I ever watched this, I thought that too

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 22 of 100 🏎️
[x] - [name] - Last pit lap
3 - McLaughlin - 0
12 - Power - 0
26 - Herta - 0
8 - Ericsson - 0
28 - Grosjean - 0

[eternal burrow]

[lethal yacht]

herta overtaken

[low gate]

WOOOO MSRCUS 4TH

[split zodiac]

Oh we got Calderon in here?

Did they just say “Calderoan”

[tepid elbow]

Calderon is 20th

[tight quiver]

kellet ooft

[low gate]

calzone

[harsh carbon]

lol good stuff from The colombian girl

[split zodiac]

Wait I forget, are the reds softer?

[tepid elbow]

colombian calzone

[split zodiac]

okay yeah he’s saying Calderoan

Bruh

[lethal yacht]

Canzon

[marble willow]

Power V Mclaughlin

[spark spade]

how long till we get a woman in F1? I say 10-20 years

[timber storm]

Will Power got willpower

[tepid elbow]

18 IS STOPPED

[harsh carbon]

oh no caution caution

[tepid elbow]

🟨 Caution flag 🟨
Lap 25 - 18 car has stopped in the track

[white bronze]

ah shit

[autumn briar]

Awww Malukas

[tepid elbow]

18 car hit the wall and then stopped

two times he hit the wall

[split zodiac]

Damn

[tight quiver]

CASHUON

Sucks for the rookie

[autumn briar]

yeah

[timber storm]

Put it out

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement start 📺
Current advertisement: Carvana

[split zodiac]

Wing is fine, tires got murdered

[tight quiver]

woo wide

[timber storm]

Jimmie

[harsh carbon]

well it would be a wonder if it would not be a yellow on this track lol

[split zodiac]

Okay I want an Indycar vending machine

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Discover card

[split zodiac]

If they make a carvana machine with JUST Indycar a

[lethal yacht]

Whos the 18

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Sketchers

Current advertisement: NBC Sports

local ad

[split zodiac]

Malukas

[tepid elbow]

and these ads are pretty fast my god

[autumn briar]

Hes out the car

[lethal yacht]

Aw no

[spark spade]

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[autumn briar]

what

[split zodiac]

I’m saving this

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Ford

[timber storm]

Lol imagine 26° C weather in Russia

[brittle sentinel]

ahhh

[tepid elbow]

put this in #memes-no-ai-will-delete-😡 lmao

local ad

📺 Advertisement over 📺

[split zodiac]

If they raced in Russia, we’d have a problem

[tepid elbow]

🟨 Caution flag period 🟨
🏎️ Lot of cars pitting 🏎️

[marble willow]

Pitlane is filling up

[spark spade]

done

[spark spade]

lol nice

[split zodiac]

When you go 2 wide in the pits

And that Napa car is the 2022 Alpine of Indycar

[marble willow]

So true

[sleek arch]

Sochi on a summer day maybe?

[arctic wyvern]

What happened to the 18?

[heavy flare]

Those 2 stoppers were struggling

[tepid elbow]

Current advertisement: Geico

Current ad: Taco Bell

Ad; HyVee

[split zodiac]

I didn’t need an advertisement for laxatives

[heavy flare]

Grosjean just can’t catch a break today

[tepid elbow]

Current ad: WeatherTech

[harsh carbon]

how did palao get up in front there?!

[spark spade]

what is the Indycar version of FIA?

[lethal yacht]

current ad: ligma pills

[autumn briar]

[tepid elbow]

Current ad: NBC

[marble willow]

Proud sponsor of IMSA

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement period over 📺

[lethal yacht]

current ad: Raid shadow legends

[tepid elbow]

they literally named a tv show after an avengers movie

[heavy flare]

What do you mean Palou’s in 15th

[harsh carbon]

yeah but when the front runners pittet, palao also pitted and somehow managed to get in front of them

[marble willow]

Bourdais!

[split zodiac]

And Laguna Seca

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement period 📺

(again)

[eternal burrow]

[spark spade]

THERE IS WAAAYAYYY TO MANY ADS

thats american tv for you

[tepid elbow]

📺 Advertisement period over 📺

[jolly dagger]

where grosjean

[tepid elbow]

got hit

in the pits

but is still alive

and also there

[arctic wyvern]

Here we have non stop racing and when its notmal tv we have max 3 ad moments

[jolly dagger]

also yes here in the US ads make up like 75% of the entire show

[jolly dagger]

aaaaaaaa

[tepid elbow]

🟨🏎️ Safety car will come into the pits at the end of Lap 33 🏎️🟨

[jolly dagger]

where are you guys watching it

[tepid elbow]

nbc

[jolly dagger]

alright

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - Lap 34 of 100 🏎️
27 - Rossi
9 - Dixon
5 - O'Ward
2 - Newgarden
60 - Pagenaud

🟩 GREEN FLAG 🟩

[tight quiver]

i have lost ericsson

where is he

wasnt he just in 15th

[tepid elbow]

25th

ngl

im a lil bored

[tight quiver]

h did he get a drive through?

[tepid elbow]

i have no idea

[lethal yacht]

25th

[tight quiver]

all i know is that he is gonna win

[timber storm]

Unsafe pit release

[tight quiver]

clearly grosjeans fault /s

[timber storm]

He drove into another car while leaving the pits

[marble willow]

That Napa car is not too good to look at

[tight quiver]

what was wrong witht he old napa car

fucking autonation

has a whole ass car but noooo lets ruin rossis

[timber storm]

Lol as soon as u say that he went into the pits

[tepid elbow]

ight lads

ima drop early

this is getting a lil boring

either that or i wanna do smth else so cya

[icy pecan]

lundgaard gets past grosjean

[marble willow]

Gee, I forgot Lundgaard was competing in Indycar

[tight quiver]

ericsson already P17

8 positions up

[marble willow]

O ward pits

[tight quiver]

P17 now for the duck

[fallow burrow]

fuck

tuck

luck

puck

[harsh carbon]

veekay on a 3 stopper?

[tight quiver]

dixon in

not sure

[low gate]

goated

[low gate]

cuck

[lethal yacht]

This is jack

[tight quiver]

felix up the inside of #11

WAIT WAIT WAIT

ILLOT IS P2

WHAT

HE IS IN A JUNCOS

DUDE WHAT

JJ stop being so slow

[harsh carbon]

first 11 cars within 10 seconds

[tight quiver]

hell yeah

go indycar fuck yes

[low gate]

wheres facking ericsson

[harsh carbon]

lundgaard is the rookie that does the best race

[tight quiver]

CONOR DALY CONOR DALY CONOR DALY CONOR DALY

[tight quiver]

P15

[lethal yacht]

When u think IndyCar is racing in russia

[low gate]

2 positions

[low gate]

never?

[tight quiver]

soon to be 4

[low gate]

we're in st petersburg

[tight quiver]

just watch

[low gate]

florida

[marble willow]

Can’t imagine Indycar at Sochi

[tight quiver]

igor drive

[lethal yacht]

I thought it was russia😭

[tight quiver]

dude i put (florida) behind it

[harsh carbon]

oooh ericson did a drive through penalty

[harsh carbon]

omg sochi would be such a good indicar track actually

[tight quiver]

ERICCSOND ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF JJ

[low gate]

american citie names or whatever are just copied from other european places /j

[low gate]

who is jj again

[tight quiver]

dude made up 3 positions what

or am i high

idk

[vagrant plover]

Jimmie Johnson

[low gate]

wait what

[tight quiver]

oh for fucks sake 3 pink cars fucked me up

[harsh carbon]

illot for his 2/3 pitstop

[marble willow]

I kinda have to admit, it would look cool seeing an Indycar fly round the circuit

[tight quiver]

JJ dropping like a stone

P12-P21

in 4 laps

[marble willow]

Ouch

[vagrant plover]

back where he belongs

[fallow burrow]

come on palou!!!

[tight quiver]

kellet

[timber storm]

Tyres are dead

[lethal yacht]

Ye there is new England in USA

[harsh carbon]

veekay on 2 of 3 pitstop

why on earth is herta doing

[tight quiver]

being herta

[harsh carbon]

i dont understand

[tight quiver]

so really bad

[vernal crane]

did i miss much, just now started watching

[tight quiver]

was hertas wheel wobbling

is it loose or am i seeing things

i think im seeing things

biiiiiiiig gorup of pits

ericsson 7th

4th my bad

[autumn briar]

Ericsson in the pits

[tight quiver]

h

[autumn briar]

Nicest livery imo

[tight quiver]

yes

[lethal yacht]

Who's leading?

[harsh carbon]

dixon and o ward still needs to pit

but what kind of pit stop did palao do on his first stop, i dont understand

[lime pine]

These pitsop strategies kinda confusing ngl

[marble willow]

I didn’t even know who the race leader was throughout all of that

[vagrant plover]

Theres the leaderboard on the left ya know

[lime pine]

Same! Fr winner could be anyone in the top 15 or even 20

[tepid elbow]

29 laps to go

[tight quiver]

ericsson

[lime pine]

Grosjean was kinda overhyped during the off-season ngl

[icy pecan]

#4 was in the run off area

[tight quiver]

kellet

might get a cawshun

no cawshun

[lime pine]

Some people were out here making Grosjean sound like he’d be the “Lewis Hamilton of IndyCar” but nah

[marble willow]

What?

[tight quiver]

hes good but not that good

[marble willow]

Scott Dixon’s the LH of Indycar

[lime pine]

Fr top 5 in DHL sure but not dominant

[tepid elbow]

but yknow who is the Lewis Hamilton of Indycar??? Scott Dixon

i guess

[marble willow]

Exactly

[tepid elbow]

and since theres only one Lewis Hamilton...

in f1

[clear swan]

Is this race live

Like is it a race

[tepid elbow]

yes

[vagrant plover]

I think Dixon might be the only one left from the CART days

[lime pine]

I think it’s like the dominance Mercedes had but that still belongs to Scott

[tepid elbow]

25 laps to go

[marble willow]

Helio raced in CART

[lime pine]

Yes and a close one too

[clear swan]

Has it started

Pinned messages says one hour ago

So idk

[lime pine]

Almost done mate

[lethal yacht]

nah

A fourth left

[autumn briar]

24 to go

[tight quiver]

idk about you but

[lethal yacht]

The exciting part is now

[tight quiver]

100/25 is 25%

[autumn briar]

[lethal yacht]

ik

[clear swan]

Interesting

[marble willow]

Dixon’s gonna win this thing. Mclaughlin is too far back

[tight quiver]

a late caution and the whole thing is gonna change

[marble willow]

Doesn’t look like a caution is going to happen

[tight quiver]

we have 5 rookies remaning

[marble willow]

dixon pits!!

Maybe I spoke too soon

[autumn briar]

Lundgaard in 8th

9th

still really good

[fallow burrow]

come on palou

[lethal yacht]

Push to Pass powered by AWS

[marble willow]

Push to Pass sponsored by Carvana

[tepid elbow]

Push to Pass delivered by Honda

[vagrant plover]

hey not this isnt nascar lol

[eternal burrow]

nascar is later

[vagrant plover]

indycar doesnt shill sponsors as hard as nascar

[thorny stirrup]

Lmao

[tight quiver]

GEICO RESTART ZONE

[marble willow]

Dammit JJ

[tight quiver]

rogro

[fallow burrow]

JOHNSON YES

[marble willow]

C’mon scotty!

[low gate]

qjere da fack is marcus 22 indycar champ-son

[icy pecan]

10 laps

[brittle hedge]

Why’s O’Ward at 12th?

[tight quiver]

strat

[low gate]

wheres marcus

[autumn briar]

skill issue

[tight quiver]

11

[low gate]

fuck

[buoyant shale]

Cmon Scotty

[fallow burrow]

come on alex!!!

[thorny stirrup]

Cmon romain

[fallow burrow]

cmon tatiana

[tight quiver]

MAYOR OF HINCHTOWN

[fallow burrow]

yellow flag for palou pwease?🥺

[marble willow]

Green green green

[icy pecan]

ericcson gets past sato

[tight quiver]

FUCK YESS EIRCSSON

WOOO

[eternal burrow]

hes in 10th

[tight quiver]

he had a drive through

P8 > P25 > P10 isnt tooo bad

[eternal burrow]

[fallow burrow]

if they’re comparing scott this year to alex last year, then does that mean mclaughlin is going to come close to the indy 500, barely losing to castroneves again?🧐

[tight quiver]

yes

[fallow burrow]

well mclaughlin won’t win rn so it’s okay

at least i hope

[marble willow]

Here comes traffic

[fallow burrow]

why did they pronounce calderon like that😂😂

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Current grid - 4 laps to go 🏎️
3 - McLaughlin
10 - Palou 🟣
12 - Power
21 - VeeKay
26 - Herta
5 - Rahal
Bold = podium

[lethal yacht]

Do IndyCars have straight cut gears?

[marble willow]

Yes

[tepid elbow]

Herta has passed VeeKay

[lethal yacht]

Hence why i hear the tututut

[tepid elbow]

3 laps to go

[low gate]

WHERES FACKIN MARCUS

[marble willow]

Scotty!!

[tight quiver]

P10

[low gate]

WOOOOOO TOP 10

[tepid elbow]

Grosjean is now P5

Ericsson is now P9

[low gate]

Mclaughlin fr boutta win in his 2nd season

[low gate]

fack yeah

[tepid elbow]

🏎️ Two laps to go 🏎️

[marble willow]

more traffic!

[icy pecan]

How did lundgaard drop to 11th

[lethal yacht]

Lundgaard : (

[icy pecan]

[tepid elbow]

⬜ WHITE FLAG ⬜

[eternal burrow]

LETS GO

[marble willow]

Wth Defrancesco

[tepid elbow]

🏁 CHECKERED FLAG 🏁
Scott McLaughlin wins the St. Petersburg Grand Prix
Scott McLauhglin - Alex Palou - Will Power

[marble willow]

https://tenor.com/view/nz-flag-stars-wave-new-zealand-gif-15835047

[proud yew]

Poggg

[fallow burrow]

DAMNIT
good job mclaughlin

[eternal burrow]

W

[fallow burrow]

so close palou

[icy pecan]

will power p3

[harsh carbon]

gratz scotty

[autumn briar]

Nice

[earnest lagoon]

why are they not showing grosjean overtaking

[proud yew]

Wow

[icy pecan]

[harsh carbon]

oh damn did roman actually do it? nice

[upbeat glacier]

WOO

[harsh carbon]

actually he did both Rahal and weekay, hpw?

[tight quiver]

SCOTTY SCOTTY

[marble willow]

YEEAAA

[tight quiver]

ericsson P9 not bad ey

[sullen viper]

[lethal yacht]

Gomain 5th

[earnest lagoon]

grosjean top5

[marble willow]

Not bad

[earnest lagoon]

he was 7th 5 laps ago

[fallow burrow]

lundgaard p11 too 🇩🇰

[fiery girder]

Scott

[sullen viper]

jimmie 23rd

zad

[fiery girder]

Not surprised

[sullen viper]

grew up watching jimmie dominate in nascar

sad to see how washed he’s been the past 5 years

[earnest lagoon]

it's good that Calderon joined, now Kellett and Johnson have someone to race with at the back of the pack

[autumn briar]

[earnest lagoon]

Jokes aside, hope she can improve her pace through the season

[sullen viper]

jimmie might be better at the ovals

[fiery girder]

[sullen viper]

hopefully

[autumn briar]

Yeah, I hope Tatiana improves

[vagrant plover]

"my butts getting burnt"

[marble willow]

If Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson were in a one on one race against each other in Indycars on a road course, I’m sure Gordon might outdo Johnson.

[earnest lagoon]

hahaha that accent from scott

[sullen viper]

gordon was historically better on the road courses, but idk, jimmie has recent indycar experience

[fallow burrow]

scott’s accent sounds oddly faked

ik it’s not

NOT

NOT HOT

[sullen viper]

🤨

[fallow burrow]

NO NONO-

[heady marsh]

Umm

[earnest lagoon]

it's just new zeland

[sullen viper]

the rock emoji

[earnest lagoon]

🗿

[woeful inlet]

is this an actual bot

not saying it’s not slowed but just wondering

[earnest lagoon]

no it's just someone who likes to do standings every laps for some reason

[woeful inlet]

allowed*

lmao ok

[tepid elbow]

no

[fallow burrow]

now for nascar at 3:30

[tepid elbow]

if i were id be a bot role and wouldnt talk often unless on command

ill be on current events

[woeful inlet]

ah ok

[sullen viper]

W

[low gate]

did marcus gain places

[tight quiver]

P9

P8 > P25 > P9

pretty good

without the pitlane he could have podiumed or even won but whatever

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | St Petersburg IndyCar race results: McLaughlin wins season opener

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/st-petersburg-indycar-race-results-mclaughlin/8554830/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

:newspaper: | St. Pete IndyCar: McLaughlin holds off Palou for first win

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/st-pete-indycar-mclaughlin-holds-off-palou-for-first-win/8554946/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[warm hedge]

you ever gonna put nascar news?

[tight quiver]

i have seen some by the obt

[glad merlin]

Did auto club 400 begin

Or is it just the broadcast

[eternal ravine]

@tight quiver

Scott Dickenson

[tight quiver]

SCOTTTYYY

did you meet 🐐

[smoky creek]

herta

[eternal ravine]

I STOOD OUTSIDE MARCUS'S TRAILER FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES

Nothing.

[tight quiver]

AW

so close

yet so far

[brittle sentinel]

did you mentioned me?

[tight quiver]

nah your SKOTTTYYY

[solar sparrow]

grosjean 5th

but i was told he was a crash magnet and bad unlike wholesome 100 hulkenberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[drifting sentinel]

this anthem rendition is fuckin sick

always love guitar US anthems

[flint plaza]

NASCAR time

[open raptor]

Club of the auto

[drifting sentinel]

home race 🙏

[earnest lagoon]

Scotty happy to win

[drifting sentinel]

gotta soak it in before they ruin this oval

[lethal yacht]

When's the Nas of cars

[drifting sentinel]

rams in the house

let’s go

[drifting sentinel]

now

[earnest lagoon]

race starting?

[lethal yacht]

Oh

[drifting sentinel]

yes

[lethal yacht]

Who's on pole

[drifting sentinel]

they’re doing famoud words as we speak

[flint plaza]

START YOUR ENGINES

[drifting sentinel]

cindric

[tight quiver]

when he wins he gotta fall again

[flint plaza]

I’m picking Kyle Busch to win

[lethal yacht]

Denny

[autumn briar]

[drifting sentinel]

anyone can win because t4 is fucking up everyone

[marble willow]

Lil Nas Car

[flint plaza]

No shot Cindric wins back to back in his first full season in the Cup Series

I’ll eat my mic’s pop filter if that happens

[drifting sentinel]

nice

[lethal yacht]

I'll eat my own shit

Not just that

I'll eat my dogs shit

[flint plaza]

Hold on

Bro

[drifting sentinel]

relax

[autumn briar]

[lethal yacht]

Obv joking

[drifting sentinel]

this config does not need to go away pls nascar

oh my god the 2012 Daytona 500 was already 10 years ago

[flint plaza]

Did everyone crash on T4?

[drifting sentinel]

basically

[flint plaza]

Inb4 ten caution flags this race

[drifting sentinel]

wouldn’t be surprised

[flint plaza]

Cindric wins first race then goes on pole for his second race in his rookie season

[drifting sentinel]

all I know is this race will be so entertaining

Xfinity was full of entertainment all 150 laps

[flint plaza]

Busch gonna win Busch gonna win

[drifting sentinel]

kenseth speed running the starting lineup

[flint plaza]

Starting Grid Any% Speedrun (WR)

Bubba Wallace starts near the back

[lethal yacht]

is nascar time my dudes

[drifting sentinel]

he was among those plagued by t4

bubba

[flint plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040

[lethal yacht]

so how many cautions will you think will come today?

[flint plaza]

5

[drifting sentinel]

xfinity had quite a number

the bumps are no joke with these cars either

[flint plaza]

Kurt Busch get T4’d too?

That sucks

[lethal yacht]

#respectthebumps

oh hell ye ac/dc playing

[drifting sentinel]

#respecttheapron

all 4’s on the apron also gets you so out of control

[flint plaza]

5 wide 5 wide

[drifting sentinel]

this entire race you’ll see everyone struggle in the turns

literally every car was going sideways in practice it was insane

[lethal yacht]

Denny for the w

[warm jacinth]

W

[lethal yacht]

Fontana gonna be epic

[drifting sentinel]

as always

[flint plaza]

I love the five wide

[drifting sentinel]

which is why i pray the short oval config never happens

[flint plaza]

I love Matt Kenseth

BRO

FAILED INSPECTION 3 TIMES