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remote cove
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here we go

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6 hards, 4 softs for the entire weekend

buoyant shale
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START YOOOOUR ENGINES

remote cove
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pato driving

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go pato

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go pato

haughty portal
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"Drivers start your engines" bruh this aint the 70s where there's a key or a button

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Pato is going to get Grosjean'd

buoyant shale
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It's tradition

remote cove
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it is tradition

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just like the start at le mans

eternal ravine
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Americans love their racing traditions

remote cove
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they love all of their traditions

unreal current
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I hope newgarden doesnt win lol he wins too much here

brittle hedge
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Does the commentator have a catch phrase when it's lights out? Or whatever it is in Indycar

unreal current
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Its time to bring the action

south mesa
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Why is EVERYTHING sponsored?

unreal current
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American telecasts

haughty portal
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Cuz they need money

unreal current
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Ik it sucks

spark bay
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MURICA BABY

haughty portal
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And sponsors sponsor for money

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And it's MURICA

brittle hedge
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Capitalism Plus (TM)

unreal current
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Let liberty media take over indycar lol

eternal ravine
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Leigh Diffey is an iconic man

unreal current
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He is

spark bay
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We got the mickey d’s turn 11 slowmo shot

south mesa
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This advert is brought to you buy our sponsors

remote cove
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oh hey they changed their design a bit i think

eternal ravine
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I love his commentary in IMSA

brittle hedge
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Are the sponsors as sketchy as in F1 tho

brittle hedge
spark bay
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Fucking christ indycars are so cool

eternal ravine
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Honestly same. Maybe with the new hypercar class it'll be better

remote cove
weak pendant
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oh shit

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Ericsson

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behind him is romain

eternal ravine
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Wait. Where's Mario Andretti?!

weak pendant
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revenge time

remote cove
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here we go

unreal current
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Here we go

remote cove
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f1 needs this many cars

eternal ravine
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damn my stream is behind by like 8 seconds

spare matrix
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lucky

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mine is 40

remote cove
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nooo veekay

worn shuttle
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so many product placements jesus

brittle hedge
eternal ravine
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nvm waaay more than 8 seconds

remote cove
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OH SHIT

eternal ravine
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They still on the formation laps

remote cove
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OH SHIT

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MASSIVE

unreal current
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YES

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Newgarden out

remote cove
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FUCK

eternal ravine
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WHAT

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NO

spark bay
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WHAT THE FUCK

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NASCAR

brittle hedge
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Already, jesus

remote cove
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veekay involved

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😠

haughty portal
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GIGANTIC crash

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jesus

spark bay
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Rosenqvist got caught up in there fuck

remote cove
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hunter reay too

open raptor
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Cmon guys already

remote cove
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this is like 5 cars at least

spark bay
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That was terrible

eternal ravine
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OH MY GOD

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HE JUST LOST IT HIMSELF

worn shuttle
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lmao everyone crashed

eternal ravine
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WHAT

brittle hedge
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The Arrow 😢

eternal ravine
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Felix involved too

tawny elbowBOT
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Congrats @eternal ravine, you're now on lap 15

eternal ravine
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Herta out too. Rip

remote cove
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looks like veekay has minor damage

weak pendant
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no way to watch in egypt 😭

spark bay
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I wanted to see some racing lol, fucking damnit

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@weak pendant the big one happened

eternal ravine
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JJ just pulled a Lightning McQueen. ofc from the Nascar legend

remote cove
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JJ did a big brain

weak pendant
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shouldnt say that but thanks

eternal ravine
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Implemting Nascar skills in open wheel racing

brittle hedge
remote cove
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it does

south mesa
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First IndyCar race for me I wasn’t expecting the IndyCars to sound exactly like F1 cars

remote cove
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wait fuck this isnt the modlog channel\

worn shuttle
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still more talented than nascar

spark bay
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Jimmy used his nascar instincts to survive that one

haughty portal
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They don't sound even close to F1 cars webbah what

spark bay
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Daytona type beat

brittle hedge
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Dude has no legit alternative, but alrighty..

remote cove
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still goes against our rules and you know it

haughty portal
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Yep true

open raptor
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Pain

haughty portal
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That's why I was asking if people wanted me to commentate the radio on VC

spark bay
eternal ravine
haughty portal
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For whoever that doesn't have a stream

open raptor
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GROSJEAN

spark bay
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How fucking long we gonna have to wait now

eternal ravine
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1.6L Turbo V6 to a 2.5L Twin Turbo V6

haughty portal
lethal steeple
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Jimmie johnston fraud watch

haughty portal
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I know the engines are different

haughty portal
tight quiver
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what happened

eternal ravine
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ah

lethal steeple
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what the hell

weak pendant
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holy shit

lethal steeple
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thats dangerous

worn shuttle
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?

weak pendant
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they just have fucking trucks on track

tight quiver
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does somebody have a video of the incident

lethal steeple
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yeah wtf

eternal ravine
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Its a FCY. Thats pretty normal. Its safe

remote cove
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in american motorsports they always do it and its not dangerous per say

lethal steeple
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holy cow josef

eternal ravine
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They are going slow. No passing. Typical safety stuff

remote cove
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yep

spark bay
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Rosenqvist’s car fml

unreal current
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That was crazy

eternal ravine
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Can't wait to see Herta fighting for a Championship

spark bay
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WHY PAGENAUD

remote cove
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they only bring out the trucks during FCY and drive very slowly

minor inlet
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as soon as i seen trucks i instantly thought of jules

brittle hedge
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I've seen a clip of an ambulance getting stuck on pit lane in Nascar though, that was... sketchy

haughty portal
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Glad grosjean didn't get caught there

lethal steeple
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veekay 😓😓😓

unreal current
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Watch new garden find a way to win A 3rd championship

remote cove
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veekay is fine lyla

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had to get a new wheel fitted but thats it

lethal steeple
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oh awesome

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phew

eternal ravine
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FUCK COMERCIAL GOD DAMN IT NBC

remote cove
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they didnt even change the front wing

unreal current
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Its so stupid

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Commercials

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I get why

haughty portal
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Grosjean to win the championship as a rookie willmao

unreal current
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Tho

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But cmon

haughty portal
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Just imagine

lethal steeple
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No

eternal ravine
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Fucking Ima move to Europe just so I can watch ad-free Indycar

remote cove
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lol

spark bay
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Guys tag me when they get going again

lethal steeple
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Rick warr has no infrastructure to have a champion car

remote cove
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come to netherlands

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we have ziggo

latent rapids
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Yeah i DONT have a stream of NASCAR

remote cove
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ad free sports

haughty portal
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Don't go to swamp germany

worn shuttle
haughty portal
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jk

lethal steeple
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That stuff is reserved to Ganassi, Penske and Andretti

spark bay
eternal ravine
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@remote cove Guessing you rooting for Veekay?

remote cove
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absolutely

brittle hedge
spark bay
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S W A M P G E R M A N Y

minor inlet
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i'm watching on sky sports f1

remote cove
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and pato and dixon

lethal steeple
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naturally veekay is a mega talent

haughty portal
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bet 500 Grosjean is going to get a podium

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today

remote cove
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no

unreal current
haughty portal
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yesss

lethal steeple
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if you arent rooting for veekay you better start doing it

unreal current
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For sure

remote cove
eternal ravine
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Veekay is really good

haughty portal
remote cove
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pato too

unreal current
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Dixon is the best tho

lethal steeple
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grosjean is in a joke car

weak pendant
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im rooting for romain to overtake ericcson

eternal ravine
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Pato should honestly be in F2.

unreal current
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Yeah

latent rapids
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Now I'm watching Lolirock on Disney channel lol and later bed time

remote cove
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dixon power and newgarden are all amazing

minor inlet
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red flag?

remote cove
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but dixon best

eternal ravine
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But Helmet Marko said "lmao no"

unreal current
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Yeah dixon is

remote cove
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they dont have red flags here war

unreal current
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Nuts man

haughty portal
minor inlet
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oh

weak pendant
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his cars shit

timber umbra
lethal steeple
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the RWR car is not worthy of fighting for podiums nor wins

haughty portal
remote cove
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i mean during races

weak pendant
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and he drove it to thr limits

haughty portal
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ah ok

remote cove
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not for crashes

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they just bring out the pace car

brittle hedge
haughty portal
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Well Grosjean is fast af then

lethal steeple
remote cove
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veekay pitting again

eternal ravine
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They only really red flag if its necessary

lethal steeple
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Rahal goddamn

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got away scot free

remote cove
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if veekay doesnt win then i want dixon or pato to win

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preferably pato

minor inlet
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no position screen?

lethal steeple
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no way veekays winning

weak pendant
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damn bruh

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planes

lethal steeple
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but hey my moneys on pato

remote cove
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@spark bay starting again i think

eternal ravine
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My money on Pato, Rossi or Newgarden

remote cove
unreal current
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My money is on pato too

worn shuttle
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when is this gonna start again?

remote cove
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inb4 palou wins

unreal current
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He can anything can happen in indycar

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Lol

spark bay
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Thanks niek

unreal current
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But its less then likely

worn shuttle
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taking forever

remote cove
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yep with these flag rules anything can happen

unreal current
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Alot of stuff would have to happen

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For veekay to win

remote cove
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indycar has the far more superior strategy

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1 more lap

eternal ravine
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What place JJ in?

remote cove
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16

minor inlet
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has the majority of a race been under pace car ever?

lethal steeple
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no

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there's a limit of RBs

remote cove
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here we go

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green green green

eternal ravine
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A Common thing with Indycar drivers is doing IMSA races every now and then. So we could see Grosjean v Magnussen again

brittle hedge
lethal steeple
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well grosjean hasnt been signed by anyone this season

remote cove
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doubt that

spare matrix
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does dale coyne have an IMSA team?

eternal ravine
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No

lethal steeple
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dale coyne have barely any money to have a team outside indy

haughty portal
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Where are Grosjean's team mates?

unreal current
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JEsus

open raptor
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Here comes Rossi

remote cove
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pato finna get overtaken

lethal steeple
eternal ravine
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Rossi on Pato

minor inlet
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can anyone explain tyres

lethal steeple
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two tyres

remote cove
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red = soft
black = hard

lethal steeple
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red wall and black wall

eternal ravine
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Red- Softs
Black-Hards

minor inlet
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sight

lethal steeple
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basically

eternal ravine
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Then one type of wet tyre

remote cove
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JJ span

minor inlet
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alight thanks

remote cove
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oh no

open raptor
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Nooooo

remote cove
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caution again

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wtf

spark bay
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Jimmie is incompetent

remote cove
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caution except he can just drive

spark bay
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Fucksake

lethal steeple
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sky is blue

remote cove
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nope not working

spark bay
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This is some bullshit

remote cove
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nice move from veekay

worn shuttle
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Lmaoooo nascar guy spun

remote cove
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this wheel kinda looks like

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eternal ravine
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Bruh. My stream so behind. The JJ spun just came up

worn shuttle
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and f1 guys in 6th / 7th

remote cove
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rosenqvist mhm

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are they going to try again

native oasis
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how far into the race is it?

minor inlet
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BUMP START LOL

remote cove
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lmao they are

lethal steeple
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10 laps

remote cove
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mad lads

native oasis
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nice

weak pendant
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bruh

remote cove
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rosenqvist is back babyy

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JJ is going again

spark bay
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Felix will lowkey beat johnson still willmao

weak pendant
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how they have ads alongside the race

lethal steeple
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JJ proving that nascar drivers aren't built for open wheel racing

spark bay
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Why is the fucking safety car on

eternal ravine
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Felix knows hot to drive tho

remote cove
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JJ span and stalled

worn shuttle
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it's normal there

weak pendant
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fucking hell\

lethal steeple
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yeah picture by picture

spark bay
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Can we get some RACING

eternal ravine
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Welcome to NBC

remote cove
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veekay pitting again

weak pendant
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Could you imagine an F1 driver doing that

remote cove
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JJ pitting

spark bay
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I gotta sleep soon ffs, tomorrow is monday guys

weak pendant
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an ad like that

lethal steeple
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carvana egg cooker

remote cove
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good night

lethal steeple
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im crying

spark bay
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Not yet i’m just complaining that this damned broadcast is gonna keep me up

lethal steeple
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carvana are wasting their money on a slow driver

unreal current
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I actually hate the commercial breaks

weak pendant
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i wouldnt mind some biscuits ngl

empty jasper
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Kinda cruel to show back to back JJ commercials while he flounders

spark bay
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I want a biscuit mmmm

empty jasper
weak pendant
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theyre pitting rn

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dafuk

lethal steeple
remote cove
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those are ryan's mechanics fixing herta's car

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love the sportsmanship here

lethal steeple
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i mean

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same team

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sooo

weak pendant
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theyve been in the race for like 4 laps

unreal current
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Here we go

weak pendant
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they boxing

open raptor
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Here we go agian

empty jasper
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Most Indycar races have first pits after 10-15 laps, kind of think of it like an initial sprint.

remote cove
lethal steeple
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smaller workforce and different rules here

remote cove
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true

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you also see this stuff in le mans sometimes

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ayo

lethal steeple
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holy crap JJ overtake

remote cove
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found out that ferrucci got sacked
W

lethal steeple
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go wild

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yeah ferrucci moved to nascar

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xfinity cup i think

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or whelen. not sure

empty jasper
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Xfinity

lethal steeple
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good choice

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ed jones a much better driver than ferrucci

remote cove
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the spiders on this track nearly trigger my arachnophobia

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lmao

empty jasper
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O’ward driving like he’s on dirt and is surprised he burning out the rear tires

lethal steeple
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he has less rubber in the rear tyres

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weird

spark bay
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Pato fucken bottled it

lethal steeple
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he's trying to keep up the pace but his tyres are already done

weak pendant
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lmao

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he just came on him

lethal steeple
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thats what ...

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😳

remote cove
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i thought that was pato going slow as fuck but it was just a slowmo shot

lethal steeple
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LOL

minor inlet
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wait.. they can fix cars and send them back out? wha

remote cove
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oward and rossi in

haughty portal
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Grosjean still close to Ericsson

remote cove
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macca pit crew inferior

haughty portal
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Damn I hope Grosjean gets something good this season

remote cove
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sheeesh that is close as fuck

worn shuttle
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this is boring

remote cove
weak pendant
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is that kit kat ad a joke?

lethal steeple
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this is just the start of the race

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chill

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indycar is about the long run

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black tyres

remote cove
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palou stepping hard on it

lethal steeple
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please

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lets go alex

weak pendant
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romain losing lots of time to ericsson

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i think he hit him

empty jasper
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Grosjean needs to act out his revenge

weak pendant
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yes

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strap a gun to the car

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make it american as fuck

haughty portal
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Does GRosjean only have 1 teammate?

remote cove
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rosenqvist is back on track

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palou doing sub 1:08's rn

weak pendant
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oh my god

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we kniw their gears

lethal steeple
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no

worn shuttle
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is that rain?

lethal steeple
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grosjean's teammate is ed jones

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fittipaldi isbreplacing grosjean at oval races

empty jasper
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Pietro is his sub for at least Texas and Indy

haughty portal
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Yeah I'm aware of it

worn shuttle
weak pendant
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lmao

remote cove
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veekay is in the jones train now

south mesa
haughty portal
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Go Grosjean hampray hampray

lethal steeple
remote cove
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gang

lethal steeple
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he was initially going to do them but

weak pendant
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FRL?

south mesa
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Fair enough

lethal steeple
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yep that happened

buoyant shale
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AHHHHH HOW THEY SAY VEEKAY GIVES ME PAAAAAAIN

remote cove
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who

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rick?

empty jasper
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He hasn’t ruled out Gateway from what I have heard

buoyant shale
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Dunno, one of them

remote cove
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are you watching english or dutch broadcast

lethal steeple
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veekay is not even his real surname

weak pendant
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marcus and romain pushing

remote cove
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no but good luck getting an american to say van kalmthout

weak pendant
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you love to see it

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.rule 1

tawny elbowBOT
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ramadan Kareem
Rule 1

Be Nice

Be nice and respectful. Wishing harm upon anyone is prohibited - this includes wishing for drivers to crash

__

#rules-✅

Formula 1
haughty portal
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I do

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wot

lethal steeple
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wait wtf why is pato last

weak pendant
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you dont have to say it niek i did

buoyant shale
lethal steeple
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nvm

remote cove
remote cove
lethal steeple
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yeah the position tower is weird

remote cove
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its based on sectors and not distance

haughty portal
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Grosjean to be where he is as a rookie is extremely impressive tbh

weak pendant
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the position tower has ads

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lmao

lethal steeple
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veekay is supposed to be pronounced V K and both commentators are doing it correctly so

remote cove
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dutch commentator is doing it right

haughty portal
empty jasper
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It’s America, everything has ads

lethal steeple
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late stage capitalism

remote cove
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in america even grass has ads

lethal steeple
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you love it

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wtf f1 also has grass ads

remote cove
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why are you starring that its not even funny

haughty portal
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It was funi, I star what I want >:(

weak pendant
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star it all

empty jasper
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Hell the race I’m volunteering it has not one but two title sponsors.

lethal steeple
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which one is that

remote cove
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fanatec presents gt world challenge powered by AWS

worn shuttle
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i hope grosjean wins

haughty portal
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Unfortunately he's a rookie

lethal steeple
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is it the music park gp

haughty portal
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So maybe in a few races

empty jasper
haughty portal
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He isn't in the best team either :(

lethal steeple
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if that rick wate car wins a race i will eat myself

remote cove
lethal steeple
haughty portal
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Go Grosjean grolmao

brittle hedge
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Grosjean, box box, pit lane sponsored by Coca Cola, box box

buoyant shale
lethal steeple
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ok but his surname is not dutch

remote cove
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yes but his name is veekay not veekee

lethal steeple
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i mean

remote cove
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van kalmthout is a dutch surname

lethal steeple
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his "fake" surname

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WE'RE LIVE ONBOARD THANKS TO CARVANA

buoyant shale
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Wait it's a fucking fake surname?

Lmao I didn't know that

lethal steeple
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THE AUTONATION ONBOARD CAM

remote cove
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VK are his initials thats why

empty jasper
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Ashamed of his PROUD Dutch lineage

buoyant shale
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So does Ziggo say Van Kalmthout or Veekay?

lethal steeple
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pato is actually patrício

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Omg

remote cove
buoyant shale
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And also Rinus

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Is it really that common for names to get Americanised in IndyCar?

lethal steeple
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yes

remote cove
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yes

empty jasper
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It’s been a common thing in general since the days of Ellis Island lol

drifting sentinel
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damn, jimmie's just resting his neck on the corners

buoyant shale
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Yeah, like Brooklyn being Breukelen

remote cove
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american commentators be like:
"This sentence is brought to you by carvana, powered by NTT and made possible by Verizon"

lethal steeple
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they dont even try to say the names in the respective pronounciation

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everything just sounds american

remote cove
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palou pitting

lethal steeple
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TAKUNER SAHTOE

drifting sentinel
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"grow-jan"

buoyant shale
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Everything just becomes Amerikan

remote cove
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thats why i watch dutch commentators

buoyant shale
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"Paloooooo"

remote cove
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rené is a damn good commentator

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better than olav lol

lethal steeple
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Dont let them make you forget that Alex is half japanese

buoyant shale
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Olav has so many mistakes and is so Max biased lmao

remote cove
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big gap between palou and oward

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lmao olav made so many mistakes this race alone

buoyant shale
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He called a Merc a Aston

remote cove
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"here we see valtteri bottas"

cuts to vettel driving

buoyant shale
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YES THAT

haughty portal
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What and why do they throw that thing at the fuel tank??

buoyant shale
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And then he DIDNT even correct it

remote cove
haughty portal
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ah nice

lethal steeple
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yep

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this fuel mix is very different from f1

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more based on ethanol

remote cove
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dixon pitting

woven zenith
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is this where you post nascar media

lethal steeple
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yes

woven zenith
lethal steeple
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good channel

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but we're watching indycar

haughty portal
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Cool video, but has been posted quite some times already willmao

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And yeah we watchin Indy

lethal steeple
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oh fuuuck

woven zenith
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oh

lethal steeple
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palou overcut pato

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you love it

haughty portal
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GO GROSJEAAAAAAN hampray

empty jasper
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Did the commentator just say Groshchan?

haughty portal
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A rookie beating the others haha

woven zenith
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which pos is Gros

buoyant shale
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Does Romain still have to pit

lethal steeple
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yes

haughty portal
buoyant shale
remote cove
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romain pitting right now

haughty portal
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But hasn't pitted

buoyant shale
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Welcome to Murica

woven zenith
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holy shit

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oh

minor inlet
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clean air for gros ig

remote cove
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p11 atm

minor inlet
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could help

remote cove
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palou and o ward battling now

#

here we fucking go

unreal current
#

Here we go

minor inlet
#

go for the overcut on ericsson

remote cove
#

power in front of rossi

empty jasper
#

He’s doing extremely well. Never guaranteed for F1 drivers to step to a lower downforce series and do this well.

haughty portal
#

Tru

remote cove
#

here is rossi

#

indycar is badass

minor inlet
#

gp2 downforce, gp2

haughty portal
#

And he's a rookie, to do this on your FIRST race is VERY GOOD

remote cove
#

far cooler than f1

haughty portal
#

no

remote cove
#

yesa

haughty portal
#

noa

remote cove
#

PATO TAKES THE LEAD

#

NO HE DOESNT

#

HOLY SHIT

minor inlet
#

grosjean seems to be managing tyres well

unreal current
#

WOW

empty jasper
#

Maybe the reason JJ hasn’t been doing well is because he hasn’t had his hard boiled eggs yet.

minor inlet
#

i think they should get better headsets tho

#

the radio is shit

haughty portal
#

Jesus Grosjean lost 5 places with the late pits

#

I feel like he could've done a lap with clean air

minor inlet
#

ferrari strats

minor inlet
empty jasper
#

A lot of the midfield guys tend to go long with their earlier stints

remote cove
haughty portal
#

no

#

Grosjean better

#

Swamp german will lose to Swamp French

buoyant shale
#

THEY HAVE A FUCKING VELOCICOASTER AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AD WHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell this is so American

remote cove
#

LMAO

#

THOOSIE REPRESENT

unreal current
#

IKR LOl

buoyant shale
#

YESS

remote cove
#

ROKIT

empty jasper
#

But is the Velocicoaster sponsored by Nos Energy who’s sponsorship is brought to you in part by Allstate?

native oasis
#

willmao willmao When you get through seven ads the commentary comes back and the commentator starts advertising somethingwillmao willmao willmao

buoyant shale
#

They literally were like "Welcome back to the IndyCar Series sponsored by Velocicoaster, the new apex predator at Universal Studios Florida" or something @remote cove

remote cove
#

lmfaoo

lethal steeple
#

Rokit Bour dais 😃😃😃

haughty portal
#

Grosjean's team mate impeding him from clean air uuuugghhhh

lethal steeple
#

Get it cause its a rocket rockit

#

Rokit Car

#

Rocket car

#

Bourd

haughty portal
#

wot

native oasis
#

Rokit man

lethal steeple
#

Yep

minor inlet
#

grosjHean

normal spear
#

damnn slow pit stop there

lethal steeple
#

also just realised so many french drivers in indy

remote cove
#

CARVANA

native oasis
#

Oh god there's country music

normal spear
#

all 3

buoyant shale
#

ALABAMAAAA

haughty portal
#

Commentators say GrossJan

#

jesus

lethal steeple
#

Sweet home alerbamer

buoyant shale
#

Or Grows jan @haughty portal

haughty portal
#

yes

empty jasper
#

They aren’t too far away from Talladega itself

haughty portal
#

GROSJEAN's team mate impeding him

open raptor
#

Fucking hell these ads are so American.

eternal ravine
#

Indycar at Talladega is instant death

empty jasper
#

YOU NEED FIRESTONE DRIVE IN THE FREEDOM TIRES YEEHAW

remote cove
#

WELCOME TO THE CARVANA PRESENTS ALABAMA GRAND PRIX POWERED BY NTT INDYCAR SERIES BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

open raptor
remote cove
#

anyways enough spamming

haughty portal
#

"Have you seen our... NEW BURGER????? AND our new INSURANCE COMPANY"

eternal ravine
remote cove
#

oh yeah i forgot

normal spear
#

has sky sports so isn't a problem

remote cove
#

😦

empty jasper
#

Let’s watch the new Law and Order

remote cove
#

wanted to make funny mimi

lethal steeple
#

BRING INDYCAR BACK TO MOTEGI

#

i beg you

#

please. the twin ring motegi is so amazing 😭😭😭

haughty portal
#

Dale Coyne should use team orders so Jones lets Romain through

lethal steeple
#

sato won 2 indy 500 what else do you require to bring indycar back to motegi

#

hmmm

#

well you see

eternal ravine
#

Danica Patrick won there

native oasis
#

What about.....
Indycar at Suzuka

empty jasper
#

The real shitpost would be Indycar at Monza

native oasis
#

The monza oval

minor inlet
#

grosjeans strategist

lethal steeple
#

jones's part of the team is maintained by vasser sullivan and grosjean's part is maintained by rick ware

#

sooooo

minor inlet
#

did they ever work for ferrari

haughty portal
#

IndyCar at MONACO jebsen

empty jasper
#

They’re half working together half competing

haughty portal
#

Would be cool NGL

lethal steeple
#

literally the same track without the glamour

brittle hedge
#

Sprayed, oof

haughty portal
#

Grosjean in 10th pogio

lethal steeple
#

it is in a belle isle

#

get it

native oasis
lethal steeple
#

aaaaaaaaa

eternal ravine
#

Nah St Pete

worn shuttle
#

the nascar guy already 2 laps down lmao

lethal steeple
#

true st pete

#

it is st pete.

haughty portal
lethal steeple
#

mclaughlin is from supercars and is performing like a god

worn shuttle
haughty portal
#

Grosjean is performing greatly

minor inlet
#

did he just do a fucking burnout leaving the pitbox

haughty portal
#

Better than McLauglin

#

They all do

#

They smash that gas pedal

minor inlet
#

oh that makes me

#

sad

remote cove
#

little nudge from bourdais

lethal steeple
#

gotta heat those tyres

minor inlet
#

gotta make those tyres last

eternal ravine
#

Can't do that in IMSA tho

minor inlet
#

ffs

empty jasper
#

They somehow manage to do multi class IMSA racing on Belle Isle which is a shock to me.

haughty portal
#

Cuz they have to heat them up

minor inlet
#

i know but it makes me feel horrible in the stomach

haughty portal
#

It'll be worse if they don't heat up the tires and take 5 seconds to accelerate

lethal steeple
#

"The Rocket Chevrolet" ok commentator

remote cove
lethal steeple
#

Ok. Ok

lethal steeple
remote cove
#

yep

lethal steeple
#

what an amazing move

drifting sentinel
#

god another ad willmao

eternal ravine
#

The real question is Multi class racing at Leguna Seca

haughty portal
#

I have no ads, get fucked y'all willmao

minor inlet
#

same but no commentary so it's shit still

eternal ravine
#

Im currently walking my dog so I have no idea wtf is going on.

remote cove
#

veekay overtook pato

#

POG

lethal steeple
#

Awesome

#

AWESOME

#

LETS GO

eternal ravine
#

For the lead?!?

minor inlet
#

they could atleast leave the position board up

unreal current
#

No

brittle hedge
eternal ravine
#

Ok gud

lethal steeple
#

bro this gaslighting from subway

minor inlet
empty jasper
#

Wonderful battle going on

DID YOU KNOW THAT AT CARVANA YOU GET ALL THE TIME YOU WANT TO TEST OUT YOUR NEW F-150

brittle hedge
#

I FEEL LIKE A TURTLE

eternal ravine
#

Carvana overprices their cars anyway

lethal steeple
#

omg st pete next wekeend?????

#

Im calling my gf rn

eternal ravine
#

I'm going in person lmao

#

I got my tickets

lethal steeple
#

Stay safe

eternal ravine
#

I will.

buoyant shale
#

St Pete? Ooooo

eternal ravine
#

I know what I'm doing

haughty portal
#

Good luck ma man

lethal steeple
#

Lots of people tested positive from Wrestlemania

#

Gets me worried

buoyant shale
#

St Petersburg is always quite good

eternal ravine
#

I went to Sebing and St Pete last year as well

brittle hedge
#

Florida? Stay safe indeed

eternal ravine
#

Sebring*

haughty portal
#

With people burning their masks and being dumbasses, I hope you stay safe

lethal steeple
#

Yeah florida sus

minor inlet
#

will grosjean pit again?

haughty portal
#

Later on

lethal steeple
#

Everyone will

#

long run rn

minor inlet
#

ah

eternal ravine
#

St Petersburg does a good job actually with social distancing

haughty portal
#

His strategists aren't the best tho willmao

empty jasper
#

Indy usually has at least 3 stops a race

minor inlet
#

yeahh

haughty portal
#

He was behind Ericsson before and now he's 6 places below

lethal steeple
#

oh yeah bourdais is a 4 time indy champ LOL

minor inlet
lethal steeple
#

kinda

#

if you count champ car

#

thonk...

eternal ravine
#

F1 fans only know him for being destroyed by Vettel.

remote cove
#

what is carvana

lethal steeple
#

he was stellar at spa 2008

remote cove
#

car rental?

eternal ravine
remote cove
#

ah

#

we always used alamo

minor inlet
#

still lead rookie tho so

haughty portal
#

Grosjean might actually go to the end!!

normal spear
#

ouch o ward

haughty portal
#

The strategists said it

#

No more pits probably

lethal steeple
#

the media absolutely obliterated bourdais when he was in f1

remote cove
#

they have to

haughty portal
#

And Grosjean will have to use his experience to save fuel

lethal steeple
#

i remember he was crying during one interview

remote cove
#

if you pit at lap 60 you can make it

#

otherwise not

lethal steeple
#

bourdais went on to prove everyone wrong

#

you love it

normal spear
#

bourdais is good

#

shame he is in aj foyt

eternal ravine
#

Bourdais is the Vettel of Indycar imo

lethal steeple
#

😓

eternal ravine
#

He is no longer in his prime but still capable of a good drive

haughty portal
#

Man I do hope Grosjean can grab some good points today

lethal steeple
#

at least aj foyt has some funding now

haughty portal
#

He's doing SOOOO WELL!!

#

Extremely WELL!

normal spear
#

i guess

#

but tbf the chevy's i think will struggle a lot this season anyway

brittle hedge
lethal steeple
#

LOL OMG

#

Rossi being told Grosjean is faster than him

remote cove
#

you have to pit at lap 60 otherwise you cant make it

lethal steeple
#

f1 flashbacks

haughty portal
eternal ravine
#

Good thing only 4 ovals for Chevy or else it would be hell

#

Hondas are dominant in the ovals

haughty portal
lethal steeple
#

as they should be 😎

remote cove
#

no that is bullshit

haughty portal
#

It was the strategists tho

#

Grosjean has to use his experience of saving fuel now

#

To go to the end

lethal steeple
#

there's no way this is a 1-stop

remote cove
#

you cant do a 1 stop in indy here

haughty portal
#

Ssshhh Grosjean can

brittle hedge
remote cove
#

no he cant

haughty portal
#

"Grosjean is faster than you"

lethal steeple
#

CARVANA LIVERY BATTLE ROYALE

#

you cant make this up

worn shuttle
#

more ads

haughty portal
#

get fked

remote cove
#

they have to get to lap 60 so they can stretch it

haughty portal
#

No ads gang

empty jasper
#

This is Carvana’s world, we merely exist in it.

remote cove
#

palou is not allowed to use p2p

haughty portal
eternal ravine
#

I LIVE IN FLORIDA. wE HAVE THOSE STUPID CARVANA VENDING MACHINES LMAO

brittle hedge
#

I'd hate being a commentator in the US man

remote cove
#

they have carvana vending machines ?!?!

haughty portal
eternal ravine
minor inlet
#

grosjean will 1 stop 😉

brittle hedge
#

Speaking of cool cars, CARVANA

haughty portal
#

yeee

#

Grosjean can do it

#

He's king

remote cove
#

holy shit

Z.png
empty jasper
#

Dick Vitale, the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale

haughty portal
#

best Rookie

spare matrix
remote cove
#

he wasnt joking

#

LMAO

minor inlet
#

and win

brittle hedge
#

He is the man that walked out of fire

remote cove
#

literally a fucking car vending machine

#

america man

#

amazing

spare matrix
#

grosjean is doing seriously well here

lethal steeple
#

GREAT SERVICE WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA

normal spear
#

i forgot Jimmie Johnson was in this series

eternal ravine
#

There is one like 10 minutes from my house

haughty portal
#

I do hope Grosjean gets a podium this season totoyes

remote cove
eternal ravine
#

It's so stupid

brittle hedge
#

Speak to your doctor about carvana

lethal steeple
remote cove
#

oh

drifting sentinel
#

theres like 5 carvanas around me too, literal glass towers with cars in em.

remote cove
#

SAVE 15% OFF YOUR INSURANCE WITH GEICO

minor inlet
#

romain grosjean wins the whatever the fuck grand prix

empty jasper
#

All we need is a Bass Pro Shops ad to really be American

lethal steeple
#

this is the honda alabama gp

remote cove
#

go

lethal steeple
#

😃

buoyant shale
#

Grand O

minor inlet
#

imagine kimi in indycar

buoyant shale
#

😳

minor inlet
#

bwoah 1 stop

brittle hedge
#

Keep drinking!

  • American motorsport
eternal ravine
#

Aight I'm back inside. Somebody give me a 10 lap recap

lethal steeple
#

oh fuck this

remote cove
#

veekay getting told +8

vast seal
#

vaccine advert now

empty jasper
#

Oh heat a useful ad

vast seal
#

incredible

remote cove
#

america

drifting sentinel
#

kimi in indycar means samsung ads

buoyant shale
#

Fucking vaccine ad lmao

haughty portal
#

🇺🇸 HELL YEAH BRUTHA, MURICA!!!! Don't talk shit about our ads!!

remote cove
#

side effects may include (but not limited to)

  • soreness
  • fever
  • thrombosis
minor inlet
#

bwoah 1 stop on reds

earnest lagoon
#

-death

haughty portal
empty jasper
#

“Bwoah I spun at the T5 sponsored by Autotrader or whatever”

eternal ravine
#

Vaccine ad in Alabama? That won't go down well

remote cove
haughty portal
brittle hedge
#

QR code willmao

haughty portal
#

It's a good idea tbh

#

Gives lazy people a fast way to go to the website

worn shuttle
#

how many times are they gonna show the crash

eternal ravine
minor inlet
#

like you need to download a shitty ass sketchy qr code app tho..

empty jasper
#

You can use Snapchat

haughty portal
brittle hedge
minor inlet
#

apple:

remote cove
#

most phones do yes

buoyant shale
minor inlet
#

yeah

#

i need another drink bottle

#

yeah nascar kimi was midlife crisis kimi

eternal ravine
#

Has anyone in the top 7 pitted?

minor inlet
#

everyone has pitted

native oasis
#

Ericssons in now

minor inlet
#

39 laps down? wtf is the point

#

and how

earnest lagoon
#

you get points as long as you finish the race in indycar

minor inlet
#

oh i see

remote cove
#

palou did it

#

pog

lethal steeple
#

BROOOOO

remote cove
#

to lap 60 and away we go

lethal steeple
#

Oriol servia is on track!!!!

#

Hes the safety car driver

#

I love it i love it

eternal ravine
#

How much overtake does Palou have left?

lethal steeple
#

69

eternal ravine
#

Nice

lethal steeple
#

You did this on purpose didnt you

#

Ok lets go baby

eternal ravine
#

No. My stream is behind.

native oasis
#

Nice

lethal steeple
#

Palou vamos compa

eternal ravine
#

When I said "nice" it popped up

lethal steeple
#

Pa que lo escuchen

minor inlet
#

k so what r they talking about if yellow comes out it will cycle

#

i do not understand

brittle hedge
#

Do the front right wheel guns have some extra padding or something? The thing gets yeeted on every stop

lethal steeple
#

you know cars will queue up

buoyant shale
#

Spanner, my favourite nationality!

lethal steeple
#

holy shit power almost touched the pit entry wall

minor inlet
#

oh right

lethal steeple
#

scary af

eternal ravine
#

Bruh Power almost hit the pitwall.

buoyant shale
native oasis
#

I really like Grosjeans livery

eternal ravine
#

Nah. its just a Will Power thing

empty jasper
#

The shade of purple on his car looks strange to me.

remote cove
earnest lagoon
# minor inlet and how

also in indycar even if you crash and your car is removed with a truck, it gets delivered to the pit lane and the team is alowed to repair and send you out again

lethal steeple
#

i dont know what medication that is on the livery but i definitely am not getting it

remote cove
#

grosjean's livery looks awful imo

minor inlet
lethal steeple
#

yeah

#

some of the cars from the lap 1 incident are still goin

empty jasper
#

Like I want to like his livery, but that shade of purple looks off

lethal steeple
#

yo wtf its john cena!!!

eternal ravine
#

I stg if Dixon wins.

#

Ima cry forever

worn shuttle
#

they really gonna cut to ad again after the closest part

buoyant shale
#

Murica

remote cove
#

veekay p6

#

very nice

native oasis
minor inlet
#

hol up

empty jasper
#

It’s less bad when they are on NBCSN.

buoyant shale
#

🇺🇸

minor inlet
#

is that a vodafone livery

buoyant shale
#

Verizon

minor inlet
#

ew

worn shuttle
buoyant shale
#

American Vodafone.

empty jasper
#

It’s just that NBC proper is C A K E D with ads

minor inlet
#

verizon 🤮

eternal ravine
#

What is Vodafone anyway? A Service provider or a phone manufacturer

buoyant shale
#

Service

empty jasper
#

I use Boost Mobile which is basically budget Sprint/T-Mobile/whatever

remote cove
#

pato pitting

#

🤔

minor inlet
#

carvana

remote cove
#

questionable strat

buoyant shale
#

That pit entry do be close

eternal ravine
#

There should a Carvana Grand Prix where part of the circuit has one of those Vending Machines

vast seal
minor inlet
#

WELL

native oasis
#

Go Ericcsson

minor inlet
#

they were a phone manufacturer

buoyant shale
#

Marcusss

eternal ravine
#

What were they during the McLaren days?

haughty portal
#

I hope Grosjean gets his places back

buoyant shale
#

Service provider

#

They've always been a service provider first and foremost

eternal ravine
#

Why Pato use all his Overtake wtf

minor inlet
#

yea

eternal ravine
#

He only has 18 seconds left

haughty portal
#

How does Overtake work here?

buoyant shale
#

Just a max amount of seconds you can use iirc

native oasis
buoyant shale
unreal current
#

Oh you gotta be kidding me NBC

haughty portal
#

aahhh k

#

thx

minor inlet
#

grosjean 128s of the shit

haughty portal
#

wot

eternal ravine
#

Think of it like KERS

haughty portal
#

Oh ok nice

native oasis
#

Coverage will resume shortly?

haughty portal
#

Yeah KERS but not per lap, per race

#

Basically

minor inlet
#

lmao i'd use it all in 1 go

buoyant shale
#

But Super Formula races are shorter as well I think

eternal ravine
#

ALSO NOTE Overtake not allowed on Ovals

empty jasper
#

Well you overtake about once every 10 seconds on an oval

remote cove
#

broo why is my stream dying

haughty portal
#

Yeah understandably

minor inlet
#

ovals are shit tho so no one cares

remote cove
#

nvm i forgot i enabled download on steam

remote cove
#

very wrong

haughty portal
#

Ovals are quite nice tbh but not rlly my favorite willmao

buoyant shale
#

Ovals are really exciting if you can change your mindset a bit

eternal ravine
#

We all have opinions. Lets not do this now

buoyant shale
#

It's a lot of slipstreaming

remote cove
#

if you get past the "muh they only turn left" mindset then you will enjoy it a lot

#

except nascar if you are me

normal spear
#

also have to appreciate how difficult they actually are

haughty portal
#

I changed my mindset on ovals when I actually raced in one

buoyant shale
#

I prefer road courses to ovals but ovals are still quite good

brittle hedge
#

I haven't been able to understand ovals yet

empty jasper
#

With an oval you’re not really racing the track, the race is made by how you interact with the cars around you.

minor inlet
#

i will try but i just can't

normal spear
#

the way you have to drive them is really hard

brittle hedge
#

I enjoyed Rolex 24 though

remote cove
#

rolex 24 isnt oval

normal spear
#

especially in a car with no power steering

brittle hedge
#

Its partly an oval

eternal ravine
#

Rolex aint a oval race webbah

remote cove
#

yes but its not representative of oval at all

buoyant shale
#

Except maybe some slipstreaming

brittle hedge
#

I know, ffs, by that I literally meant I enjoy hybrids

remote cove
#

oval has vastly different rulesets and imsa doesnt even do ovals

minor inlet
#

f1 should race with indycar 😉

#

for shits and giggles

haughty portal
#

bruh

remote cove
#

no

buoyant shale
#

They are completely different series tbh

#

So no

brittle hedge
#

Multi class formula racing

eternal ravine
#

Multiclass Open Wheel Racing oh god

remote cove
#

boss GP

minor inlet
#

yes

haughty portal
#

Shit will happen