motorsports

[swift notch]

Same

[hidden arch]

hold on i'm calling poseidon right now im sending rain towards the nurburgring

[hollow kestrel]

Same

[twilit laurel]

ive had a few short breaks

but probably not enough tbh

[peak hornet]

cant wait to see like half the field spin at brünnchen within 2 minutes

[hollow kestrel]

I think one more hour and i will go take a nap, unless the flying Dutchman decides to drive

[twilit laurel]

youtube corner for a reason 🔥

[hidden arch]

the jimmy broadbent corner

[twilit laurel]

the misha charoudin corner

[hidden arch]

i misread chadroun as chandhok

[twilit laurel]

i got his fucking last name wrong 😭

[twilit laurel]

LMFAO

KARUN CHANDHOK TO SPORTSCAR RACING HERE WE GO

[hidden arch]

YEAHHHH

KARUN CHANDHOK AND NARAIN KARTHIKEYAN TO HRT FORD RACING

[peak hornet]

chadroun

i keep mistaking chandhok and karthikeyan 🙏

[hidden arch]

i keep on mispelling their names

also more importantly there's a train on the 67 onboard

not anymore

[peak hornet]

stolz pitting this lap and engel takes over

[hidden arch]

woohoo

stolz finally rests after 60 years of constant driving

[pulsar isle]

mercs been twinning for hrs now this is just amazing

[hidden arch]

bro the 67 just had to cut through 3 fucking cars and nearly hit one 😭😭@twilit laurel

[peak hornet]

juncadellas stint is getting as long as verstappens isnt it?

wait no

he hasnt pit yet has he

[twilit laurel]

YEAH i saw

just watched the onboard

[twilit laurel]

they should pit soon but max’s stint was 2.5 hours so not quite as long yet

[peak hornet]

yeah i thought hes been driving for 2 hours already

#3 leading again

damnit

pitting

both of them

[jovial dirge]

I think there's a very small chance max might go drive for the night

[peak hornet]

we'll see now

[twilit laurel]

mercs in again

[hidden arch]

mercedes are leading, far away from P3 and are fighting eachother for the race lead

welcome back mercedes 2016

[twilit laurel]

mercedes f1 🤝 mercedes in gt3

[south flower]

if they say yoon-kuh-delluh again i'm actually going to storm the commentary box

[peak hornet]

auer in?

[naive portal]

It has to be so hard to not accidentally follow someone into the pits. At a certain point you're just effectively on autopilot. I know that has had to have happened to someone at some point.

[peak hornet]

oh nvm

[hidden arch]

oh holy fuck they're like half a lap infront of P3 😭😭

[peak hornet]

juncadella double stint

[hidden arch]

i didnt check the timings for a bit

[twilit laurel]

“you’ll never find another photographer like me” 😭 😭 😭

theres like hundreds in front of the winward pit boxes

[south flower]

one of them are going to pull out of the garage and hit a photographer

[peak hornet]

so many double stints

[twilit laurel]

ocon flashbacks

[south flower]

adorably greedy

[twilit laurel]

stolz surely is gonna be done driving now

[peak hornet]

atp the only one who hasnt done a double stint in the #3 is juncadella at the start, right?

the rest have all been double stints

[hidden arch]

THE FUCKIN CAMERA MAN IS WEARING A BYCICLE HAT ITS ONLY NOW I SEE 😭

[hollow kestrel]

You didn't notice it all this time?

[south flower]

MY GOODNESS I DIDNT SEE IT UNTIL YOU SAID IT

[hollow kestrel]

...

[twilit laurel]

flashbang holy shit

[jovial dirge]

Aston doing bs again

[hidden arch]

let's just say i'm more focused on the onboards and chatting here

[twilit laurel]

engel is now driving the #80

#4 porsche in too

[peak hornet]

i keep thinking the #4 is the #3

[hollow kestrel]

DACIA

[peak hornet]

similar livery

[twilit laurel]

THEY SAID YOON KA DELLA AGAIN

FAH

[hidden arch]

DACIA SPOTTED

[south flower]

dani if you somehow drove a triple stint i swear

[hidden arch]

IN THE PITS

[south flower]

YOOOOONKADAYUH

[prime bolt]

dacia doing its pit stop

[hollow kestrel]

Pitstop practice for the next race?

[peak hornet]

be happy theyre not pronouncing the j like in john 😭

[lofty cloak]

ohhh juncadella in mehhh then i dont need to stay up

[hidden arch]

maybe

[south flower]

pit stop doing its dacia

[lofty cloak]

goodnight guys

[jovial dirge]

Wait so whos driving the 3 car rn

[hollow kestrel]

Gn8

[twilit laurel]

juncadella still

[south flower]

didnt you start sleeping 20 minutes ago

[twilit laurel]

next pit stop they’ll change, gounon should drive by then

[lofty cloak]

i was still here just wanted to see the pitstop

[jovial dirge]

Yeah

[twilit laurel]

yeah he did 😭

[hidden arch]

67 IS IN P9 WOOHOO

[lofty cloak]

then ill go

k bye

[south flower]

KING NAUR

[buoyant quiver]

The GT3s are dropping like flies

[prime bolt]

the dacia climbs one more position

[swift notch]

And im back from my 10 minute break

Who’s off

[prime bolt]

just watch the dacia finish in the top 100

[hollow kestrel]

Welcome back, you missed legendary Dacia pitstop

[swift notch]

Dammit

[south flower]

GET DANI OUT OF THE CAR JUST SO COMMENTSTORS CAN STOP BUTCHERING HIS NAME

[twilit laurel]

oh my god fucking jumpscare on the 67 onboard

[south flower]

.02 seconds, would have been impossible to see anyways

[twilit laurel]

that recovery car was milimeters away from him

[hollow kestrel]

True

[hidden arch]

LMAO YEAH

im ngl night stints in the nurburgring scary asf

imagine driving then outta nowhere you see like 2 fucking cars parked on the track

[buoyant quiver]

Bro reset the race man every car got bad luck except the winwards

[hollow kestrel]

Unstoppable force vs immovable object moment

[south flower]

and on top of that you can't guarantee its not just some guy grilling his burgers

[peak hornet]

tf, light speed would take just over a hundredth of a second to finish the 24h race

[twilit laurel]

outside of all that it seems super relaxing

[peak hornet]

damn

[hidden arch]

mark webber's burgers

[south flower]

and it still doesn't beat the dacia

[buoyant quiver]

The issue being its a very stoppable strong force vs a heavy moveable object

[swift notch]

Harry Kane?

The one and only Harry Kane?

[peak hornet]

german commentators half butcher it

[buoyant quiver]

Except the object doesnt want to move

[south flower]

career change ✨

[peak hornet]

they pronounce the j as y but say the ll as y

yoon ka dey ya

[hollow kestrel]

#54 done?

[swift notch]

The Porsche is stuck

Sucks

[buoyant quiver]

Guys

Look whos off

[twilit laurel]

another porsche s🅱️inalla

[buoyant quiver]

Har Har Har Har Har

[south flower]

en commentstors keep saying j as zh and ll as ll

[twilit laurel]

[buoyant quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[peak hornet]

J AS ZH

PLEASE NO

[twilit laurel]

oh ffs 😭

[south flower]

spanish being phonetic until it's not:

[twilit laurel]

ZH AS LL??

LLOU GUANYU?

[peak hornet]

helmet cameras are not allowed?

huh

[swift notch]

Who’s next after Dani

[hidden arch]

I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME BRUH

LLOU GUANYU

[hollow kestrel]

Huh

[south flower]

german commentators still gonna call him yo gwahnyoo

[swift notch]

Harry’s Kane Porsche is off

[buoyant quiver]

Correct my spanish if Im wrong but do you pronounce it like yuncadeya

[peak hornet]

huncadeya

[twilit laurel]

dont forget about the people who call him zoo 😭 😭 😭 😭

[south flower]

more like huncadeya

[buoyant quiver]

Aight

[south flower]

hey jinx 🩵

[hidden arch]

Oh my fucking god i thought harry kane was in the race

[south flower]

wdym he is

[hollow kestrel]

"Mom, my favorite driver is Zoo Guanyu"

[swift notch]

Oh it’s KING

not Kane

[peak hornet]

3:17 gap

damn

[swift notch]

Harry Kane part time football player and full time Porsche driver

[peak hornet]

the worst mispronunciation, totally not stemming from me being a german

is stressing the second syllable on vettel

[south flower]

it's called porscheball

[buoyant quiver]

Ffs man these Winwards have been avoiding bad luck like crazy

[peak hornet]

vuh-TELL

[swift notch]

80 is back in the lead

[south flower]

YEAH YEAH KEEP JINXING IT GOOD IDEA

[hollow kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-gta-sa-cj-gta-again-gif-20425950

[peak hornet]

what are they doing atp 😭

[buoyant quiver]

Theyre soooo lucky man

They are NEVER gonna get unlucky

[hidden arch]

WELCOME BACK 2016 MERCEDES

[south flower]

HOW TO VOTEKICK ON DISC AGHHHH

[swift notch]

The AMG race

[hidden arch]

AS I SAID

[peak hornet]

NOOO

THE KTM

[hollow kestrel]

NOOOO

[buoyant quiver]

Wha

[peak hornet]

ktm is done

[swift notch]

What happened

[peak hornet]

the x bow

[south flower]

HARRY KANE COME BACK

[buoyant quiver]

Not appeared for me yet

[peak hornet]

the grandstands are nearly empty damn

[south flower]

drinking game take a shot every time they say juncadella wrong we'll all be hammered

[peak hornet]

i wonder if they completely clean them before the 24h

[south flower]

i am in every seat

[buoyant quiver]

I need a crazy run from the wagon again

[hidden arch]

Mercedes AMG fighting eachother for the top

meanwhile HRT Ford Racing subplot :

[peak hornet]

i read that as "we'll all be hammond"

hammock you blithering idiot

[swift notch]

Jump scare

[hidden arch]

HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT

YOU CANT PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK

[hollow kestrel]

Btw what position is #81?

[peak hornet]

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY

[hidden arch]

P5

[hidden arch]

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU HIT THE RECOVERY CAH

[peak hornet]

CLAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[south flower]

hammond give me strength.

[hidden arch]

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WHERES MY CAR ROOF

[peak hornet]

i saw a father chase after his toddler daughter recently at the grocery store and i heard him say under his breath "lord give me patience" 😭

cinema

[hidden arch]

Bro istg the 67 keeps on going over the grass just a bit

[buoyant quiver]

HAMMOND

WHERES THE ROAD

[swift notch]

Number 84 is catching up with 6th place

[hidden arch]

CLARKSON YOU BLITHERING IDIOT YOU FORGOT TO TURN THE HEADLIGHTS ON

[peak hornet]

bottom gear

[hidden arch]

welcome to bottom gear mates

[buoyant quiver]

HAMMOND WHY ARE WE IN THE SÜDSCHLEIFE ITS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

[main urchin]

Alright im gonna sleep for 6ish hrs gnight folks 💤

[south flower]

DACIA BACK ON TRACK IF SNYONE CARES

[main urchin]

IM BACK

[hidden arch]

today on bottom gear, i use a silent electric car, hammond uses a toilet and james commits arson

[buoyant quiver]

Fym if anyone cares

[main urchin]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK

[buoyant quiver]

The Dacia is the reason why we are here

[main urchin]

WEAK, EVEN

[swift notch]

Where’s my Dacia

[south flower]

cause theyre already at le mans, idk who else is watching that race rn

[buoyant quiver]

Who is max verstappen next to the mighty Dacia Sandero

[peak hornet]

hammond you sodding tic tac

[swift notch]

I demand my Dacia screentime

[hidden arch]

the dacia is already at the fuji speedway btw

[twilit laurel]

@hidden arch I CAN HEAR THE #67 DRIVER YELLING 😭 😭

[south flower]

im not convinced dacia logan isn't a person

[buoyant quiver]

The Dacia has already qualified for the Indy 500 in the rain

[main urchin]

t' n' b' g'

[peak hornet]

ham ond i have cräck addiction i am die

[sterile hare]

Which of the winward getting prioritized? 3 or 80

[hidden arch]

what the fuck happened 😭 i saw him warming his tires up near the start

blud's activating his power up

[twilit laurel]

somebody was blocking him 😭

[hidden arch]

Oh LMFAO

[twilit laurel]

it was just like the guy yelling at an nls race

FAHR DOCH ‼️ 🗣️

[hidden arch]

🔥

[buoyant quiver]

Bro my commentator said “Ehe Ohe”

[swift notch]

The number 3 is down 10 seconds

[buoyant quiver]

Ts not even a section of the track

[south flower]

made nls cake today ignore the horrible track freehanding i did

[hidden arch]

looks nice imo

[buoyant quiver]

Probably had another random code brown

[hidden arch]

aside from the grand prix strecke turning into monaco

[main urchin]

Thats so cool!!!

[south flower]

hehe thank yall

[main urchin]

Send me a slice my address is 123-

[twilit laurel]

bro added 5 monaco hairpins 😭

[south flower]

its alr on the way

[twilit laurel]

hey that looks awesome though

[hidden arch]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING LMFAO

[south flower]

i just wanted as much icing as possible

i have no excuses

[buoyant quiver]

The Nurburgring Frostschleife

[south flower]

okay its called that now

[hidden arch]

the Prostschleife

[twilit laurel]

i havent been watching the main stream for a while i assume nothing happened at all aside from the mercs pitting

[hidden arch]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-not-really-not-sure-gif-18089630

[south flower]

nah you missed it mazepin is leading the race and everyone retired

[hidden arch]

aside from the 67 driver crashing tf out over someone blocking him

fucking hell there's a whole ass truck on track 😭

[south flower]

that is NOT how we talk about the dacia 💔

[buoyant quiver]

Wdym they blew up mate ||(Cylinder 3 and 6 had an extra dose of explosion and momentarily gave the car +0.123HP)||

[sterile hare]

I still belive that the 84 lambo will win

False hope like ferrari fans

[south flower]

harry king p26 i laughed out loud

[twilit laurel]

you’re a ferrari fan i understand why you say that

[south flower]

i take it you were watching earlier then...

[sterile hare]

Bro lamborghini cars doing prime ferrari movement

[hollow kestrel]

RS3 getting pushed back

[sterile hare]

Puncture:check
Penalty:check
Bad strategy:check

[peak hornet]

how many dnfs atp

30?

[south flower]

grello was the only one in our hearts

[hidden arch]

@twilit laurel im way too fucking used to formula one i keep on thinking the 67 car will spin when he takes kerbs

well mostly to the f1 games

[peak hornet]

well tbf taking the curbs is usually not the best idea at the nürburgring

with how banked many of them are

[buoyant quiver]

I believe that the Porsche #911 will win👍
Oily tyres: Check
Headlights: Check
Straight line speed: Check ||(nah)||
Engine compression ratio increase: Check ||(the engine is smashed)||

[hidden arch]

well the 67 car's legit taking every single one of them

[twilit laurel]

LMFAO

[sterile hare]

The 1 Rowe also

Wait how the hell did the 67 car go from fighting for overall lead to going almost a lap down from the lead

[hollow kestrel]

Pitstop here, some problem there.

[south flower]

sheer antiwillpower

[hidden arch]

im taking a tiny break someone ping me if the 67 car spins or crashes out again please

[swift notch]

We’ve almost finished another hour

[sterile hare]

Classic

[south flower]

its been an hour since 15:17 hours to go

[swift notch]

DACIA

I saw it

[hollow kestrel]

WHERE

[swift notch]

Time sheets

Currently in 4th apparently

[hollow kestrel]

Oh

[swift notch]

But that’s fake

[south flower]

who's driving it rn?

[peak hornet]

13 seconds to engel what happened

guhhh

[slim knot]

W or L ?

[south flower]

rip estre in a three digit position

[swift notch]

I’m assuming it’s traffic

[buoyant quiver]

Whoa

Service car jumpscare

[twilit laurel]

what the fuck 😭

[south flower]

every time these cars come out of the pits with full lighting and headlights it looks like the dang second coming

[slim knot]

What? I'm just watching the race

[buoyant quiver]

Simple redstone

[twilit laurel]

says mumbo jumbo

[peak hornet]

juncadella should come in in 10 minutes i think

[south flower]

juncadella plans to drive for the rest of the 24 hours

[peak hornet]

actually 2 laps probably

[twilit laurel]

i think theres still several more laps

before they switch

[peak hornet]

JIMMY SCREEN TIME

YES

[twilit laurel]

JIMMY BROADBENT

BENTBROAD

[peak hornet]

please no punterino

jimmer

they better have the sticker at the back

[south flower]

https://tenor.com/view/kachow-gif-8310900610339256333

[twilit laurel]

oh marcel kiefer

is driving here

[south flower]

again i ask bc i cannot find the information anywhere who is driving the dacia rn

[peak hornet]

WHAT

[twilit laurel]

i saw his name

on the #95 porsche

[peak hornet]

thats marius kiefer

or stefan kiefer

or david kiefer

[twilit laurel]

😭

fah

[swift notch]

They didn’t show Jimmy on sky sports

Illegal

[peak hornet]

marcel kiefer at the 24h would've been WILD

[swift notch]

https://tenor.com/view/webber-glass-glass-of-water-smash-gif-25166615

[south flower]

marcel kiefer AND harry kane is wild

[peak hornet]

https://livetiming.wige.de/24h.html

you can see the name of whos driving rn

its kriese rn

team owner

[twilit laurel]

nepotism!!!!

[south flower]

yes tyyy i was looking for this exact link

[peak hornet]

uuhh you good?

24 minutes?

[south flower]

taking their sweet time 💔

[peak hornet]

juncadella gap down to 8 seconds

also 3:11 gap to p3

[south flower]

commentators running out of stuff to talk about is the best part of endurance

[swift notch]

Dinosaur

[peak hornet]

so they just start talking about cake or drugs

or start singing

[south flower]

2:54 no?

[peak hornet]

my timing says 3:11.560

[swift notch]

Lambo in the pit

[peak hornet]

nvm now its 2:45.122

[south flower]

we breathe deeply and remember it's all okay

[peak hornet]

its just traffic or code 60s

[swift notch]

What happened to that car wtf

[peak hornet]

6.8 to engel

[swift notch]

14 hours left

[south flower]

nah we off again i have 8.6

[peak hornet]

now its 6.757 for me 😭

now 6.819

[south flower]

mm we ball

[peak hornet]

oh well mercs staying out

[hollow kestrel]

14 hours to go

[peak hornet]

i think theyll pit this lap though

[swift notch]

Max joining

[twilit laurel]

another hourly review

[south flower]

dani dude you need sleep

[twilit laurel]

it's officially 10 hours in

[peak hornet]

cant wait to hear the absolutely banger summary song again

[twilit laurel]

14 hours to go in the n24

[swift notch]

Still not saying his name right

[south flower]

ahh yes the merc gt3 team zhoonkadelluh, hour, vuhstappen, and goonaan

[hollow kestrel]

Give me the leaderboard back!

[swift notch]

17 Porsche stopped on track

Oh damn

Big crash

[hollow kestrel]

Stopped is a nice way of saying it

[twilit laurel]

oh boy the 17 binned it

[south flower]

beautiful shot though...

[twilit laurel]

thats a big one

nothing else is gonna happen for the next 90 minutes now

that's your hourly SP9 retirement 😭

[south flower]

took a whimsical spin into a frolicking position

[hollow kestrel]

#81 had a code brown few moments before we saw #17 crash

[swift notch]

Is Dani still driving?

[twilit laurel]

at least the driver is ok

[swift notch]

Bro needs to sleep

[twilit laurel]

😭

they're behind 2 bmw's off pit stops

mclaren p10 😭

[peak hornet]

live timing is completely broken

[hollow kestrel]

I thought I was hallucinating for a moment

[peak hornet]

damn still not pitting

[slim knot]

okay now this looks 100 x better

[peak hornet]

this is starting to rival verstappens stint time

[hollow kestrel]

Cmooooon, pit. I wanna go to sleep

[south flower]

dani let someone else drive we take turns

[hollow kestrel]

I will pay you 2 euros Dani, just pit mate.

[south flower]

i like the idea of max, lucas, and jules all being deep asleep and dani is like ... why

dani i'll give you a piece of gum

[hollow kestrel]

"Guys, time to swap. Guys? Hello?"

[twilit laurel]

dani is gonna do the full 3 hours probably

[south flower]

max is just fake snoring while jules is talking in his sleep and lucas is in full on rem sleep

[twilit laurel]

timing tower is completely dead

[swift notch]

Where

Is

My

[south flower]

husband

[hollow kestrel]

Dacia?

[swift notch]

Dacia

JIMMY

my man

[sterile hare]

What's up with the broadcast showing the 632 car so much. Is it because it's jimmer, supergt and Misha?

[twilit laurel]

what's taking him so long

[south flower]

to find me e e

[twilit laurel]

youtube car

[prime bolt]

juncadella has been on car #3 for 47 hours now

[south flower]

aw mate #17 is just car spaghetti at this point

[twilit laurel]

so the #13 was involved with the #17 incident as well apparently

[sterile hare]

Youtube car lmao

[south flower]

HOLY 4:59 GAP TO 3RD JUST SAW THAT

[hollow kestrel]

Crazy

[south flower]

is that a legit lead change or another timing tower issue

[hollow kestrel]

DANI i beg you, pit. I can't take it anymore

[swift notch]

wtf is the timing

How is the BMW 4 minutes ahead

[hollow kestrel]

All i know is that #80 is leading

[hollow kestrel]

Timing dead.

[sterile hare]

TF is the #7 doing in 5th lmao

[south flower]

real impressive of #99 to make up 4 minutes in 10 seconds

[sterile hare]

Came back from the dead

[hollow kestrel]

He unlocked the wisdom of Dacia

[south flower]

transcends the laws of the space time continuum

ALESSIO IS OK WHEEEEEEE

[hollow kestrel]

And another swap

Nvm

[sterile hare]

Is the 7 lambo a glitch or they posses magic?

[south flower]

quickest fix ever it's so impressive

[hollow kestrel]

OH CMON, GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN PIT, RIGHT?

[swift notch]

14 hours left

[south flower]

DANI JUNCADELLA QUAD STINT IS GOING TO BE REAL

bye bye time table

[sterile hare]

Dani going for the rest of the race solo

[twilit laurel]

i got bored and looked at google street view
what the fuck happened here

[hollow kestrel]

O, Max is watching

[south flower]

grello spin

[raven cypress]

godspeed to the people manually noting the times

[hollow kestrel]

Ambulance near #17 i suppose

[buoyant quiver]

Uh Logan?

What are you doing in the garage?

[hollow kestrel]

Max is going to race

[swift notch]

Both mercs in pits

[twilit laurel]

here we go again

the mercs pitting

[swift notch]

Max??

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[swift notch]

Finally

Good racing time

[prime bolt]

yup here we go

[twilit laurel]

oh what the fuck

[swift notch]

Time to lock in

[twilit laurel]

that is max's helmet

[peak hornet]

wow, max is actually driving the night

[hollow kestrel]

Time to get 30+ minutes lead.

[tender vortex]

Im excited to see how this goes

[twilit laurel]

YEP THERE HE IS

SO MAX IS DOING THE NIGHT

this is gonna be pretty fun to watch

[swift notch]

It will either be peak

Or max will be screaming inside of his car

[south flower]

DU DU DU DU

[swift notch]

Just let him drive the Dacia

[south flower]

who has the guts to ping everyone and say max is back

[tender vortex]

Man these Mercedes are flying

[twilit laurel]

off we pop onto the gp track

[south flower]

never thought i'd be begging for a mercedes 1-2 in 2026 but here we are

[twilit laurel]

behold the max verstappen glazers 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[swift notch]

What’s going on with Max

Oh held up

[hollow kestrel]

DU DU DU DU

[swift notch]

https://tenor.com/view/webber-glass-glass-of-water-smash-gif-25166615

“One of the greatest formula 1 drivers that ever lived”

[narrow geyser]

where even is the 3 rn

[swift notch]

Stop the glaze

[twilit laurel]

this is probably gonna be a short stint for max

[narrow geyser]

i mean hes like 5th best oat or smth

idk

[south flower]

MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX

[hollow kestrel]

P2

[twilit laurel]

because they came in halfway through the 3 hours that dani couldve done

[narrow geyser]

has p1 pitted

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[swift notch]

1 hour

Is my guess

[twilit laurel]

so max is probably gonna do 90 minutes or so and then hand the car over to jules

[hidden arch]

now lets watch as max verstappen does a 14 hour stint

[twilit laurel]

he can't stay there too long cause he's basically a rookie in these conditions

[twilit laurel]

yeah they're the same team

they pitted at the same time

they've been swapping positions basically the whole race

[hollow kestrel]

He already exceeded our expectations

[twilit laurel]

the sole rowe bmw is in

[south flower]

stop forgetting that max has driven at night before he's not brand new to this

[swift notch]

Max already caught up

GG

[prime bolt]

does anyone know if the dacia is still on the garage

[hollow kestrel]

gg

[swift notch]

He’s waiting for the next 24hours

Dacia already won

[prime bolt]

dacia needs to win this race with a 24h gap to p2

[south flower]

the mic on en stream is simply simply lovely

[twilit laurel]

what the fuck are they even trying to say 😭

max is right on the back of the #80 car already

you can tell just by the body language of the car onboard he is absolutely giving 100%

he's close coming into tiergarten

is he gonna do a max divebomb

not there

[south flower]

"hmgmfhdjhmdngmfmhmdmmhmdmhmdmgmhmfmdmmgmhmf"
*mic fixed two minutes later
"and basically that's how i cured cancer!!"

[quartz mesa]

Max nearly in the wall again

[south flower]

keyword nearly !!

[swift notch]

Typical max activities

[sterile hare]

I can bet that max gonna do some shenanigans on his stint

[south flower]

aspirational lawnmower

[twilit laurel]

max not leaving any space to the wall going onto the big schleife

[swift notch]

Fix the focking mic please

[twilit laurel]

i think he put a wheel on the grass at hatzenbach

oh THE TRAFFIC

ALMOST BUMP DRAFTING

[swift notch]

Traffic is brutal

Jeez

[twilit laurel]

HES FLASHING HIS FELLOW AMG

😭

[swift notch]

LMAO

[tender vortex]

Ooo that traffic was such bad timing lmao

[jolly knoll]

migtht as well tape down the flash button

[quartz mesa]

He’s been doing that a Lot

[south flower]

paddock princess flashing everyone (no context given)

[quartz mesa]

Thanks

[twilit laurel]

anyways

[swift notch]

Max flat out

Send it down

[twilit laurel]

max fans are about to get a thousand more clips to farm from this stint

[swift notch]

Become Miami

[quartz mesa]

And make him spin

[twilit laurel]

double yellow so thats not happening

[swift notch]

Slow down

Where’s my Dacia

[quartz mesa]

Surprised that is still going

[swift notch]

Surprised?

It’s the goat

It will never give up

[quartz mesa]

Yes the goat

[twilit laurel]

they mentioned what other endurance races could max do

i have a feeling he could do spa 24 this year

although i need to see when that is

oh no he cant

it clashes with the austrian gp

[south flower]

do both at the same time duh

[swift notch]

He should skip on the Austrian GP

[twilit laurel]

max verstappen in austria
franz hermann in spa

[swift notch]

And race at Spa instead

Nearly kissing

[quartz mesa]

I would love if WEC raced on here with the hyper cars

[south flower]

between the top gear references earlier and the franz hermann reference now this server is just straight ebk

living for it

[twilit laurel]

i'm just glad i finally understand all the inside jokes everybody throws around in sportscar racing

and realize why theyre so incessantly funny

[south flower]

i didn't realise how many i understood until i started making them and people looked at me weird

nobody irl gets me when i say "if my mum had balls she'd be my dad"

[narrow geyser]

dacia logan domination might bore fans

[swift notch]

wtf did the commentator say

[south flower]

dacia logan bores nobody ever

[twilit laurel]

everybody loves the dacia logoat

[swift notch]

Fix the mic please I beg

Get off the AirPods

[karmic lodge]

Why my goat at 10 bro lock in

[quartz mesa]

Is your guys commentator bugging out?

[narrow geyser]

who

[swift notch]

The mic quality is so bad

[karmic lodge]

Olsen driving rn 67

[quartz mesa]

Ikr just be quite let us listen to the engines

[karmic lodge]

Omg are they speaking into a plastic bottle or what

[swift notch]

One of them is using one singular AirPod

[quartz mesa]

I love the Ford mustang livery witj the lufftlewaffle sponsor camo

[swift notch]

They’re sharing AirPods

[twilit laurel]

max isnt passing the #80 yall can officially stop glazing him now

[onyx harbor]

I just woke up what happened?

[swift notch]

Max is washed

[karmic lodge]

Lmao

[twilit laurel]

depends on how much of the race you missed

over the past few hours not much has happened really

[onyx harbor]

Knew it

[quartz mesa]

Horrible commentators mic

[twilit laurel]

other than max verstappen coming into the car about 25 minutes ago for an unexpected night stint

[swift notch]

I might take a nap right now and wake up in 3 hours to stay awake

The clock reset

24hours is back on

Dacia has officially finished the race

[onyx harbor]

I stopped after Gounon lost the lead

[twilit laurel]

oh you've missed a lot then

cause it was raining when auer was in the car after gounon's stint ended

[onyx harbor]

Sweet lord

[twilit laurel]

lots of offs and crashes

[quartz mesa]

I wanted to stop but the wagon was still going

[twilit laurel]

the mercs came through clean and are now 1-2

and have been swapping positions every so often

otherwise it's been relatively boring

[south flower]

DACIA LOGAN

[quartz mesa]

There part of the same team?

No?

Thought so

[onyx harbor]

F1 commentators are worse tbh

[quartz mesa]

It’s worse than them

[south flower]

really? crofty usually seems far clearer

[peak hornet]

what a move

verstappen in the lead again

[quartz mesa]

What

[south flower]

BANG

[quartz mesa]

I’m stuck watching a Porsche in the pits

[onyx harbor]

Actually I like Crofty except for his biases but Jacques is my least favorite.

[peak hornet]

im watching the onboard

[south flower]

race countdown is gone

[twilit laurel]

oh they didnt show on the thing

[south flower]

crofty's biases just make me laugh and i appreciate that from him

him trying desperately not to 100% fanboy over lando

[quartz mesa]

Replay

[peak hornet]

he got the slipstream really late, a bit before the bridge at the end of the döttinger höhe and then cruised by into tiergarten

[twilit laurel]

oh he's just gonna draft him

good stuff

[karmic lodge]

Max got it

[twilit laurel]

for the 2nd time today

[karmic lodge]

Bruh

[twilit laurel]

max verstappen leads the 24 hours of nurburgring 🔥

[south flower]

let's talk about how the commentators say dottinger hohe

[onyx harbor]

Alex Jacques sounds so boring, his poor choice of words makes me sleep.

[karmic lodge]

Finally ig

[tender vortex]

Lets see if he can build that gap

[onyx harbor]

Hes definitely gonna build a gap

[south flower]

wait react to this 🇬🇧 if on en stream and 🇩🇪 if de stream

[hidden arch]

max verstappen now leads by 8 minutes 🔥

[karmic lodge]

Engel bro lock in

[twilit laurel]

VERSTAPPEN HAS GONE PURPLE IN SECTOR 3 😭

jesus

[onyx harbor]

69 laps

[quartz mesa]

Ofc he has

[twilit laurel]

time to watch the #80 onboard

[tender vortex]

lap 69

nice

[pulsar isle]

holy fk max

[quartz mesa]

We missed 67 laps

[pulsar isle]

just do both

[onyx harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[karmic lodge]

I can't even hear them atp have they eaten their mics

[onyx harbor]

Set up them monitors

[twilit laurel]

i have only 1 monitor

[hidden arch]

LMAO

[twilit laurel]

and i have to do some other stuff anyway

[peak hornet]

i keep hearing the car scratch on the onboard

it is scaring me

i dont want another nls 5 🙏

[south flower]

nonononononon

[pulsar isle]

same im abt to riot like fix ur shit

[south flower]

IT department fell asleep

[karmic lodge]

Exactlyy

[hidden arch]

max verstappen seeing his gt3 teammate trying to fight for the lead

[karmic lodge]

Engel locked in

My goat onboard

[peak hornet]

engel still right on max though

[jolly knoll]

where are you getting the onboards

[twilit laurel]

official n24 channel

[karmic lodge]

Olsen lock in!!!

[jolly knoll]

oh yeah i found it

[peak hornet]

im just watching the stream now

and they showed engel right behind max in the code 60

[twilit laurel]

yeah engel is keeping pace somewhat

[karmic lodge]

.2

[peak hornet]

but yeah im watching onboards from the official n24h channel

[karmic lodge]

Lmao

[twilit laurel]

DACIA MENTIONED

[south flower]

max max max don't push too hard when we're not even halfway through 💔

[twilit laurel]

again letting the mercs unlap themselves

one more time

engel has a tow

down dottinger hohe

OHHHHHH

ON THE GRASS

OH MY GOD

[tender vortex]

OOOOOOHHHH

[onyx harbor]

ENGELLL

[twilit laurel]

THAT COULDVE ENDED TERRIBLY

ENGEL JUST DID A MAX

[tender vortex]

WOAH THAT WAS CLOSE

[peak hornet]

OH GOD

[karmic lodge]

OMG

[south flower]

MARO

[hidden arch]

80 NEARLY SPUN HOLY FUCK

[peak hornet]

was there contact??

[karmic lodge]

ENGEL BRO

[peak hornet]

looked like it

[twilit laurel]

THEY DID TOUCH

[karmic lodge]

Yea

[twilit laurel]

THE TRAFFIC WAS SITTING THERE AS WELL

[south flower]

ONLY MY HEART IN THE BARRIER

[onyx harbor]

Was the body of Engel's car half on the track?

[karmic lodge]

They touched and he went into grass to time himself out

[twilit laurel]

engel's car was fully on the grass for a while

[frail wigeon]

is max still leading

[karmic lodge]

Yea

[somber saddle]

Woo-hoo!

[main sphinx]

That was a bad timing attempted overtake

[hidden arch]

they boutta do a stroll and give engel a 115s time penalty

[jolly knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/george-russell-f12021-f1-imola-gif-21278091

reminded me of this but they didnt crash

[tender vortex]

Do the commentators not have like people watching the broadcast and able to report to them that their mics suck lmao

[onyx harbor]

Will that be a penalty?

[hidden arch]

#80's got a gap forming i feel like there was some sort of damage or verstappen's just rly fast

[onyx harbor]

I will never understand how this was Bottas' fault

[somber saddle]

Scary 😧, indeed.

[plain vector]

fucking hell guys 12 hours left still

[south flower]

chat on the stream is blowing up

[karmic lodge]

My goat boutta eat 8

[plain vector]

zoom meeting quality at what is 2am in germany

[peak hornet]

DACIA??

what's with the dacia

[karmic lodge]

WHAT

[south flower]

DACIA

[twilit laurel]

DACIA IN THE GARAGE?

[plain vector]

NOO

[twilit laurel]

OH NO

[quartz mesa]

NO

[twilit laurel]

NO PLEASE

[pulsar isle]

nooo dacia my son

[tender vortex]

NO NOT DACIA

[main sphinx]

100% Russell's FAULT

[karmic lodge]

JES IN THE GARAGE WHY

[south flower]

SUCCEEDED TOO HARD

[karmic lodge]

Noooo

[south flower]

THATS NOW HOW A CAR FACES

[karmic lodge]

Ong engel lock tf in

[pulsar isle]

yep tactical plan to help lewis get p2 that race

[twilit laurel]

max is getting held up in the 60 zone

[hidden arch]

unfortunately it seems like the dacia fell like a fly too

[prime bolt]

watch the dacia go from last to first in 12 hours

[twilit laurel]

he got the restart right though

[swift notch]

What has happened

[somber saddle]

Everyone is getting held up in the 60 zones.

[pulsar isle]

ik rhe dacia will fight bsck

[karmic lodge]

Oh damn ok

[swift notch]

What happened to my Dacia

[plain vector]

getting the full nbr24h experience i see, especially when the code magically disappears before the guy behind you get to it

[pulsar isle]

idek bit its in garage

[prime bolt]

i wonder whats the price per liter of that fuel pump

[pulsar isle]

they ever gonna fix comms ffs

[south flower]

somewhere between €2 and ¥1000000000

[karmic lodge]

They are their mics they can't fix it

[somber saddle]

Where’s a comms tech when you really need one?

[twilit laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dacia-my-beloved-my-love-meme-gif-13263083258411575619

[peak hornet]

how do you even pronounce dacia

in german its like datsh-i-ya

[hidden arch]

here we pronounce it 'dasia'

[peak hornet]

day see a 👽

bad news

[quartz mesa]

BMW wagon come on

[peak hornet]

the dacia sandero, its delayed

[quartz mesa]

Get past the Aston

[hidden arch]

oh no! anyway last week

[karmic lodge]

Goat 67 at 6

[somber saddle]

Yeah, that’s how James May tends to pronounce it.

[quartz mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[south flower]

I WAS JUST GONNA ASK THIS EVERY COMMENTATOR IS DIFFERET

[hidden arch]

it's moreso 'da see a' here

[south flower]

if it's romanian would it not be closest to dasya?

[peak hornet]

its basically dačja in german

[wanton mortar]

Anyone got a good replay of the Engel moment?

[hidden arch]

we pronounce it as dasia in french

[south flower]

wait google translate says da-chee-ya in romanian

[wanton mortar]

Irrelevant

[peak hornet]

no

[wanton mortar]

The correct way

[peak hornet]

just check the #80 onboard

[quartz mesa]

Sowyyy

[south flower]

daseeya and datch-ya are right out then

[peak hornet]

yeah basically the same in german

[karmic lodge]

Voice fixed??

Lmao

[tender vortex]

Woah mic fix

[south flower]

spoke too soon

[tender vortex]

damn

[karmic lodge]

Omg

[hidden arch]

it's been 3 laps and the mercs are still within 1 sec of eachother

verstappen and engel are fighting like there's no tomorrow

[south flower]

what can we say mv3 keeps it tight

[pulsar isle]

they have beem nose n tail for hrs n hrs now

[south flower]

honestly i think maro is just trying to live his life and max is the human embodiment of DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN

[onyx harbor]

The gap of the Mercs to the #99 is 4 mins and 42 secs? 😭

[pulsar isle]

yep they r clear atm rheres still over half to go

[wanton mortar]

Yeah that was a crazy moment

[south flower]

bye bye mics

race restart whee

[hidden arch]

it's like 2021 all over again except it's both mercs fighting

[karmic lodge]

When you're cleaning the windshield why not clean it whole when you're at that

[pulsar isle]

bro go wake up ghe comms guy

[karmic lodge]

Fucking ate their mics again

[wanton mortar]

Beep boop boop

Helloooo I'm under the water ~

[pulsar isle]

i love it been wsiting for a merc win here for awhile

[pulsar isle]

[south flower]

time table shenanigans why

[tender vortex]

Anyone have predictions? how far down do you think p3 will be at the end of the race?

[wanton mortar]

Icl GT racing is hype af. Why am I even still watching f1

[hidden arch]

10-12 minutes

if the current pace of both mercs continue

[karmic lodge]

7-8

[wanton mortar]

10-12 minutes isn't even a lot for a 24 hour race icl

[pulsar isle]

mics gone timers changing on its own gaps were broken earlier wjole function is going down

[karmic lodge]

They're all sleeping

[hidden arch]

holy fuck it's a 4:51 now 😭

[south flower]

cant blame em

[pulsar isle]

at current rate 3 n 81 will only finish on the lead lap

..

[south flower]

these incompetent people in the stream chat asking why they only show the pits and not the track are sending me

[onyx harbor]

4:56 now 😭😭

[karmic lodge]

They keep asking to talk about max

[hidden arch]

something very funny is P5 is about 8 minutes BEHIND max

[onyx harbor]

#67 pitted?

[hidden arch]

yup

67 in the pits

[twilit laurel]

he's nearly getting lapped dude

crazy

[karmic lodge]

Mustang win trust

[pulsar isle]

merc 1 2 n then 67 takes p3 wjat a podium

[karmic lodge]

YES

[twilit laurel]

what the hell

[south flower]

5 minutes clean ok ok

[hidden arch]

merc 1-2 but the dacia logan takes p3*

[twilit laurel]

why is the track so fucking dusty 😭

[south flower]

you say this as if dacia logan hasn't already taken p1

[twilit laurel]

yeah this is the part of the race where you watch the onboards more than the main world feed

[pulsar isle]

something they use for incidents

[hidden arch]

mercs are racing so fast they left dust behind

[south flower]

exactlyyy you can't see anything on track people need to use their noggins

[onyx harbor]

We're 72 laps in right?

[pulsar isle]

5 mins to p3 sonion

[hidden arch]

and the gap from Max to P3 is officially 5 minutes!

[onyx harbor]

Gap to #99 is now 5 minutes 💀

[pulsar isle]

this is lookjng a bit too good icl

[south flower]

someone tell commentators that dacia does not rhyme with gatcha ugh

[pulsar isle]

ppl say it differently ig

[onyx harbor]

Atp I'm barely listening to them but they actually said that? 😭

[south flower]

how they keep pronouncing it yeah

[karmic lodge]

Dacia p1
#67 p2
#3 p3

[south flower]

gonna spam their chat with 1) FIX YOUR MIC and the 2) ITS PRONOUNCED DACHEEYA and then 3) STOP SAYING YOONKUHDEYA

british commentators bro i swear

[pulsar isle]

yes

its out

[hidden arch]

THE DACIA

[pulsar isle]

dacia

[hidden arch]

DACIA SPOTTED

[silver hatch]

DACIA

[twilit laurel]

DACIA IS BACKKKKK

[pulsar isle]

the goat is back

[twilit laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dacia-my-beloved-my-love-meme-gif-13263083258411575619

[tender vortex]

DACIA IS BACK WOOO

[twilit laurel]

THE LOGOAT IS BACK

[karmic lodge]

DACIA GOO

[wanton mortar]

DACIA

[main sphinx]

Is so annoying how many slow zone there is

[silver hatch]

BRING THE TOP GEAR TEAM ASAP

[hidden arch]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[wanton mortar]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[swift notch]

DACIA IS BACK

[wanton mortar]

THE NEW DACIA SANDERO IS FIANLLY ANNOUNECED

[hidden arch]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE THE DACIA LOGAN SARGEANT IS NO LONGER DELAYED

[pulsar isle]

5 15 now to p3 now holy man

[south flower]

YESYESYESYESYESYES WE WIN

[tender vortex]

Wheres the timer lol, its just gone

[wanton mortar]

Will Max stay on for a longer stint since he's doing well in the dark or nah

[hidden arch]

red bull gives you a rocketship

[main sphinx]

Imagine doubting max's ability driving in the dark

[wanton mortar]

I'm not doubting sonion

[karmic lodge]

Toto rn

[wanton mortar]

He was supposed to have a short stint

[karmic lodge]

Idk why

[onyx harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gameboyjones-hakari-green-screen-black-guy-gif-7781853818237960786

[tender vortex]

Hey mic works, cant wait till it break again in 30 seconds

[wanton mortar]

Babe wake up new mpreg emoji just dropped

[twilit laurel]

#67 mustang is still right on the back of the #54 porsche

[karmic lodge]

Olsen goat lock innn

[pulsar isle]

been waiting time for anojter merc 24h win here will be crwzy if max is apart if the 3 wins

[prime bolt]

where did yall even see the dacia leaving the pits

[pulsar isle]

they showed it

[plain vector]

i believe there's a gps page for all cats as well

[twilit laurel]

mmm yes

cats

[hidden arch]

@twilit laurel im getting a bit bored from the onboards (im not) should i put the creature as my pfp for the rest of this race

[twilit laurel]

67 has the draft

[wanton mortar]

cat go vrooom

[twilit laurel]

sure

[swift notch]

Alr it’s my time to clock out for now

[pulsar isle]

[twilit laurel]

and the mustang takes p9

[swift notch]

Good luck to my Dacia

Everyone else I do not care for

[karmic lodge]

Cars go meow

[twilit laurel]

on dottinger hohe

[wanton mortar]

67 overtook

[plain vector]

so we got the top 2 as survivors, then everyone else

[wanton mortar]

[twilit laurel]

next car is the #26 merc

[prime bolt]

dacia is p130 with a 4 minute gap to p129

[twilit laurel]

oh BUMP DRAFTING

he almost went into the back of the merc at t1

[prime bolt]

dacia will be p128 by next lap trust me

[wanton mortar]

Why is the 27 even that far down

Don't they know that they're supposed to win

[plain vector]

holdon lemme get my chromebook to get the next pov up

[wanton mortar]

Are they stupid

[karmic lodge]

Max and engel gotta chill

[twilit laurel]

OH YES

BIG SEND FROM THE #67 AGAIN

[pulsar isle]

go on 67

[karmic lodge]

MY GOAT OLSEN

[twilit laurel]

AND THAT'S 2 POSITIONS MADE UP IN A COUPLE SECTORS

[wanton mortar]

Mustang cooking

[plain vector]

ford has finally figured out how to german

[wanton mortar]

Pause

[karmic lodge]

Resume

[pulsar isle]

67 comebacl for p3 is on only 9 mins to go or sum shi

[muted garnet]

whats on rn

[karmic lodge]

67 on the podium mark my words

[quartz mesa]

Someone tell me that the mustang 67 is also sliding or I’m tweaking

[twilit laurel]

max glazer grand prix

[muted garnet]

wow

[plain vector]

imagine the scenes when mercedes lap p3 overall

[twilit laurel]

next car for the #67 is 40 seconds up the road so good luck to bro

[hidden arch]

new pfp

[pulsar isle]

actual possible rhats thd scsry part

[wanton mortar]

35 minute deficit doubt

[twilit laurel]

YEAHHHH

JOS VERSTAPPEN

[hidden arch]

😭

[karmic lodge]

Goat can do it

Trust

Jos so early in morning
Day=ruined

[hidden arch]

my friend gc is going to massacre me if they see my pfp (they hate him which is understandable)

[onyx harbor]

Jos is here?

[hidden arch]

liv is talking about my pfp

[twilit laurel]

mercs should pit in about 15 ish minutes

[onyx harbor]

5 mins and 18 secs

[hidden arch]

enough to make the gap go up by a minute

[wanton mortar]

Max stays on?

[twilit laurel]

unsure

OH THEYRE IN NOW

[onyx harbor]

Oh lmao

[twilit laurel]

I JUST SAW THE ONBOARD

IN COME THE WINWARD MERCEDES CARS

[onyx harbor]

LMAO THE ONBOARD GLITCHED ON MY END

[hidden arch]

80 SWITCHING DRIVERS?

[tender vortex]

Max stays I think

[wanton mortar]

Yesssss

[karmic lodge]

Omhgg

[wanton mortar]

Go get em max

[onyx harbor]

Who's taking in for Engel?

[hidden arch]

Alright max will be the only one finishing on the leading lap then 😭

[twilit laurel]

so next pit stop after this max should get out of the car

[wanton mortar]

Why fuel consumption so weird

[karmic lodge]

Max is staying?

[twilit laurel]

they're alternating the driver changes down at winward

[karmic lodge]

Oh

[wanton mortar]

Yes

[twilit laurel]

so max will do another hour-ish stint

[wanton mortar]

I assume he'll do the final stints too or something

[tender vortex]

What's the max length stint a driver can do? Is it 4 hours?

[onyx harbor]

Lag so bad rn

[hidden arch]

dont worry the onboard im watching glitches in the pits too

[twilit laurel]

i think it's cool that on the onboards you can actually see the drivers eyes with the visor down

this is a shit example cause theres no light but yeah

[hidden arch]

the 67 onboard you had a mechanic standing there judging the car for like half a minute

[hidden arch]

i remmeber on the onboard im watching it switched to the driver cam while he was driving so you could see him

but it was black and white

& you could count the pixels 😭

[twilit laurel]

maxime martin is driving the #80 car

[hidden arch]

oh the gaps at 2 seconds already

[twilit laurel]

the 80 onboard is frozen

the sole rowe bmw is in