motorsports

[signal latch]

there talents in there respective disciplines transcends it

[smoky pike]

Absolutely

[signal latch]

really is remarkable what theyve both achieved in there respective careers so far

[smoky pike]

They r the inspiration for most rookies, cuz how both of em got to the top step is like a fairytale

[lethal yacht]

let me have my moments

[signal latch]

like its just ridiculous that people find ways to try to downplay there greatness

like if max keeps this going at the way he is i could make a case that its the most impressive career in motorsports ever but hes gotta win 4 or 5 more titles and win at the level he currently is winning at

[smoky pike]

It is what it is man, people always have their own opinions. The only thing u can do is stand by ur opinions despite varying opposition

[signal latch]

yea

[autumn briar]

Switching to the Xfinity Series

[tight quiver]

#16 almost totalted the dacia

calm down whoever is in it

[abstract raptor]

https://youtu.be/q3AYotM4gK8?si=H7DhDoXrGsAxxWyY

Is the background music phonk?

Anyways, goated class so hyped for the race

[floral urchin]

📰 | Misano E-Prix: Da Costa stripped of victory after technical infringement

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/misano-e-prix/10598463/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[lethal yacht]

why is mies leaving audi

[autumn briar]

Audi support is dead

Why not

[lethal yacht]

just wait till its fully dead

guven u idiot

[west notch]

stream

stop lagging

[lethal yacht]

use the nls youtube stream

its the smoothest

[west notch]

where did the 150 finish

[fierce grove]

Finish holy shit

[midnight drum]

oh my

came back just in timwe

[fierce grove]

Rip Sieg tho 💀

[west notch]

i hope the car with the red bird one

[autumn briar]

Yes

Sam Mayer won

[west notch]

💪

[timber storm]

sieg will neverf have a performance like this for the next 3 years

[lethal parcel]

Hahah country version of the motogp intro

[autumn briar]

Hopefully we have a finish like that tomorrow too.

[timber storm]

the closest sieg has ever come to winning a race

[autumn briar]

He can't come much closer

[fierce grove]

😭 Watch him set the record for the closest finish in history

But come second

Acosta is the fucking truth

[nimble forum]

I forgor

[uneven coral]

Put him in the factory KTM already. 🗣️

[thin hare]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5tUStQMOfC/?igsh=dWpmYWtvYW1qYXRt

motorsports_spain

𝙊𝙋𝙄𝙉𝘼𝘿 𝙑𝙊𝙎𝙊𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙎 😬📝

📸 Red Bull // Castrol

#MotoGP #AmericasGP #Honda #racing #Austin #Texas

Instagram

[inner plank]

bro is still on the no win streak 💀

[fierce grove]

Super GT time motherfuckers

[grave salmon]

who's excited for 24h of Le Mans

[tight quiver]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5t2-wXu2Ez/?igsh=MTkzeGd4Yzh4MXBxOQ==

nascar

History has been made. #XfinitySeries #NASCAR

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[timber umbra]

https://youtu.be/peN5vGwozsk

in 15 minutes^^

https://youtu.be/bFyaiYN-U3s

in 50 minutes^^

[tight quiver]

top qualifying is for the quali race later today

[autumn briar]

Iron Dames W 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐

[tight quiver]

nice one

[timber umbra]

you just have a skill issue

[tight quiver]

ur mum has skill issue

[timber umbra]

ur insulting a server moderator

watch it bro

[tight quiver]

i know where you live

[timber umbra]

ABT are not using the EVO version of the Huracan I am hearing?

fact check someone please

[tight quiver]

konrad racing is using evo 1

the 2019 version

[timber umbra]

Makes sense thx

[tight quiver]

ur welcome

[floral urchin]

📰 | Porsche: “Not all teams treated equally” after da Costa Formula E Misano DSQ

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/porsche-not-all-teams-treated-equally-after-da-costa-formula-e-misano-dsq/10598619/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[tight quiver]

ELMS time

komsi komsi

[autumn briar]

🙏

[tight quiver]

#14 gonna win

[twin holly]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C5qnyOprVBH/?igsh=dDV6NzJzMjhoN2Rw

[tight quiver]

his haircut

proper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFyaiYN-U3s

last call

[autumn briar]

Miyata and Iron Dames 🙏

[tight quiver]

[timber umbra]

sbinalla

[tight quiver]

unrestricted LMP2 field

KUBICA

not kubica tho

someone watned to go to portimao

[autumn briar]

That's early

[tight quiver]

[timber umbra]

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 we are under full course yellow

[tight quiver]

15 minutes for first LMP3 moment

or well we had on first lap but he got going

[timber umbra]

Eduardo is a professional yapper

[tight quiver]

his job is literally talking

[autumn briar]

true

Shut up Freitas

What are you doing

[timber umbra]

😭

oop

[tight quiver]

what wasthat

[autumn briar]

Oh god

[tight quiver]

#10 on #47

[timber umbra]

synchronized pirouette

[tight quiver]

fak u

[timber umbra]

stop yelling eduardo

[tight quiver]

gravel on track 🥰

even more gravel on track 🥰

[autumn briar]

😻

[timber umbra]

Bro hit the Total Energies board 😔

[autumn briar]

Calm down Edouardo

[timber umbra]

OKAY we get it Eduardo

Do they need to play literally everything Eduardo says

[floral urchin]

📰 | Misano E-Prix: McLaren's Hughes beats Vergne to pole

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/misano-e-prix-mclarens-hughes-beats-vergne-to-pole/10598656/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[autumn briar]

I feel for the team member that has to listen to him all race.

[timber umbra]

I get a panic attack every time I heard that radio chirp

[autumn briar]

Iron Dames leads again wooo

GAHAHAAHA

The Kessel Racing Ferrari has no rear view mirrors anymore

😭 😭 😭

Welp T71 died

[uneven coral]

Hello.

I overslept which means I missed the start.

What’s the name of the LMP2 Deletraz and Kubica is driving?

[autumn briar]

#14 AO by TF

They're a lap down.

[tight quiver]

hello

N24 qualifying race 2 start

GO ON HERBETH

what a move

group 2

group 3

bop is great

[timber umbra]

https://youtu.be/bFyaiYN-U3s
https://youtu.be/WHwX-p4b104

Just posting for those who may be looking for a link

[uneven coral]

Wrong thumbnail, ELMS.

[thin hare]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ss_yOMX5a/?igsh=MW1pZ2Fkbmlxd2lsZg==

crashmotogp_

The bottom six bikes are all the Japanese bikes 🫣 a lot of work to be done for Yamaha & Honda.

#MotoGP #AmericasGP #Yamaha #Honda #Motorsport #Racing

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[chrome stirrup]

shambolic

[tight quiver]

4 car crash

at nurbs

atleast

5 cars

here is like 3 of them

(spoilered due to not knowing the state of the drivers yet)

[uneven coral]

What an overtake that was from Olsen.

[autumn briar]

the third time today te live timing stops working

i give up

[tight quiver]

Fabian Vettel looks nothing like Sebastian Vettel

[fierce grove]

Both of em look a ton like their parents though. One of those things ig.

[autumn briar]

@ ELMS

[autumn briar]

NO

[tight quiver]

THE DAMES ARE DEAD

NO

[autumn briar]

NO

NO

NO

NO

[tight quiver]

RIGGED

[autumn briar]

NO

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

[tight quiver]

please dont

[fierce grove]

Im jumping off a bridge

I hate this shit

[tight quiver]

the KTM got black flagged for being too loud

[weary stone]

[lethal yacht]

picariello is on smoke

has to be one the best gt drivers itw atm

[lethal yacht]

where was this

in the track

[tight quiver]

after the carusell

[lethal yacht]

oh so that what the code 60 karussel exit is for

[tight quiver]

ye

[lethal yacht]

thought its slow there

how would a 5 car pileup happen

theres 4 zones

[fierce grove]

Ritomo Miyata we are so back

[lethal yacht]

crash into him dries!

preining so mid

just use estre vanthoor and guven

[tight quiver]

tape

[floral urchin]

📰 | Misano E-Prix: Wehrlein wins as leader Rowland suffers problems on final lap

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/misano-e-prix-wehrlein-wins-as-leader-rowland-suffers-problems-on-final-lap/10598724/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[lethal yacht]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

feller puncture

[timber umbra]

F

[lethal yacht]

lmao

bro hit the golf

[tight quiver]

lets go

porsche has won 4/4 races at the nurburgring this year

3/4 has been falken

[lethal yacht]

n24 will be manthey

hopefully

if its a merc im going to die

[floral urchin]

📰 | Suzuka remains keen to add Super Formula to F1 Japan bill

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/sun-suzuka-remains-keen-to-add-super-formula-to-f1-japan-bill/10598500/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[floral urchin]

📰 | Rowland: Lap counter "miss-procedure" to blame for lost Formula E Misano win

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/rowland-lap-counter-miss-procedure-to-blame-for-lost-formula-e-misano-win/10598764/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[fierce grove]

Moto 3 mi amore

[floral urchin]

📰 | Wehrlein: Trusting Porsche's strategy "right call" for Formula E Misano win

https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/wehrlein-trusting-porsches-strategy-right-call-for-formula-e-misano-win/10598778/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[minor monolith]

An hour and a half to real racing

[solid birch]

where can you watch nls

[tepid elbow]

minecraft discord

[solid birch]

mb

[trail timber]

What’s live

[tight quiver]

youtube

[vapid glen]

i wanna get into rally

where do i start

i only know 1 team that is subaru

and 1 driver

carlos sainz sr

[fierce grove]

MotoGP mi amor

[buoyant shale]

Quartararo update: lol no @naive smelt

[buoyant shale]

Motogp in yeehaw land with yeehaw intro

[fierce grove]

Can we please have regionalized intros

[frail needle]

Acosta actually cooking

[naive smelt]

Honestly who is putting a curse on all my favourites

This is madness

[frail needle]

Acosta likes that switchback into the hairpin

[buoyant shale]

That switchback action sheez

[naive smelt]

What is switchback

I just like watching Bagnaia get beat up

[frail needle]

Martin past

MARQUEZ

Acosta seems to be struggling

[fierce grove]

Dont remind me

[frail needle]

Marquez into p2

[buoyant shale]

Marquez cooking

[frail needle]

Fr Fr

[naive smelt]

I am cackling

[misty marsh]

Mar-Maq-Aco podium I beg

the Red Bull podium

[fierce grove]

Is Marc's track

[frail needle]

Would be great to see Acosta win ngl

[naive smelt]

Marc really just said “don’t mind if if I do”

[misty marsh]

not with Martins and Marquezs current pace though

[naive smelt]

No but for real though what’s a switchback

[buoyant shale]

Mar Mar Mar podium when

[naive smelt]

That sounds like a abba song

[fierce grove]

It's an inevitability, but it's not happening here I don't think

I want this for Marc tho

[frail needle]

MARQUEZ

Almost

Thats cost him 2 places

[misty marsh]

that was fucking stupid

[fierce grove]

Jesusfuckenchrist

[naive smelt]

This is why Marc is incredibly infuriating

He’s a max Verstappen on fucking steroids

[misty marsh]

bro could've waited for 2 straights and get martin by the straight

bro was fast

that was absolutely stupid

[frail needle]

I like the sound of that

Unbeatable driver

[fierce grove]

Yeah but that's not the Marc way is it

[naive smelt]

Marquez signature move tbh

That’s literally the first thing I was told when I watched my first ever motogp race, “if Marquez gets anywhere near your rider, start shaking”

[misty marsh]

What a dive by Acosta

[dry trellis]

marquez my goat

[naive smelt]

It was more about the recklessness but sure 😅

[dry trellis]

VR46 in the mud 🙂

kill me

[buoyant shale]

Acosta on the brakes is just

[misty marsh]

cmon lets go lets do this

[buoyant shale]

What the fuck

[dry trellis]

beautiful by marquez

[frail needle]

Oh ofcource

[buoyant shale]

Man is the best late braker in the field with ease it seems

[misty marsh]

Riccardo 2016 type of shit

[frail needle]

Marquez is a madman

[buoyant shale]

Jesus Marquez

[naive smelt]

Zarco 😭

[fierce grove]

He's something else entirely

[buoyant shale]

The highlight video can just be the entire race replay 🫡

[misty marsh]

zarco is just here for a payday

[buoyant shale]

Cmon Jack

[misty marsh]

lcr honda is a money laundering scheme

[naive smelt]

Who are the Honda riders again

Idk the teams yet

[misty marsh]

and rins won in that shit last year

[frail needle]

Cmon Acosta

[buoyant shale]

Takaaki Nakagami and uhh

Other guy

[dry trellis]

morbi down

ouch

[misty marsh]

zarco

[naive smelt]

Why is bro running

[buoyant shale]

No wait Takaaki is the Idemitsu one

[misty marsh]

let's not ignore fabio is in p17

[buoyant shale]

Marini and Mir

[fierce grove]

Let's ignore the Japanese manus because it's depressing

[frail needle]

He’s got a chance for the win ngl

[dry trellis]

got a chance for last place

[naive smelt]

LEAVE FABIO ALONE

[fierce grove]

I WILL WHEN HE LEAVES

[frail needle]

I mean he’s kinda stupid for still believing in this Yamaha project

[fierce grove]

Bully him out of that team forreal

[buoyant shale]

Ripep Mir

[misty marsh]

fabio the motogp leclerc

[fierce grove]

Oh is that why Mia likes him

[frail needle]

Fr tho

[misty marsh]

both are kind of french

[frail needle]

Oh don’t go there

He’ll get very upset

😂

[frail needle]

Acosta

Back in the lead

Marquez

[fierce grove]

Acosta you are him

[naive smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-what-i-said-nene-leakes-real-housewives-atlanta-rhoa-gif-16456054

[misty marsh]

Acosta has limited edition brembo brakes or something

[dry trellis]

that side camera was such a beautiful shot

[misty marsh]

this guy will not lock up at gun point

[frail needle]

MARQUEZ

[buoyant shale]

"Who has the biggest uh, lets say, balls" - Dutch commentator

[frail needle]

LETS GOOOOO

[dry trellis]

MARQUEZZZZZZZZZZ

[naive smelt]

I think you’re a bit delayed jarno

Or maybe I am

[misty marsh]

MARC MARQUEZ LEADS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE ACOSTA WAS BORN

[buoyant shale]

I def am

[naive smelt]

Is he moving on Acosta?

[buoyant shale]

MARQUEZ

[naive smelt]

Damn I’m very delayed

[buoyant shale]

Past

[frail needle]

OOOOH

NOOOOOOOOO

[misty marsh]

WHAT THE FUCK

[frail needle]

U GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[naive smelt]

What what what

TALK TO ME

[dry trellis]

oh my

fucking god.

[fierce grove]

Marc still owns this track

[dry trellis]

for fucks sake man

[naive smelt]

Whaaaaaaat

[fierce grove]

NO

FUCK ME

[frail needle]

Marquez 🥲

[naive smelt]

WHAT

[fierce grove]

I'M JUMPING OFF THE BRIDGE

[naive smelt]

… why am i not surprised

[dry trellis]

what even happened man

fucking hell

[buoyant shale]

MARQUEZ HAS DONE A MARQUEZ

[misty marsh]

vinales is probably winning

[naive smelt]

You wouldn’t survive a F1 weekend as a leclerc fan

[dry trellis]

mate fuckin everyone is crashing

[misty marsh]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS IN THE LEAD

man im so pissed

[naive smelt]

Washed smh

[buoyant shale]

What a fucking race

[naive smelt]

🏃‍♂️ 💨

[fierce grove]

I survived F1 weekends as a late stage Vettel fan dw I'd be fine

[dry trellis]

if i speak

[buoyant shale]

Vinales oh damnit

[dry trellis]

atleast bez is in the points i guess

[misty marsh]

satellite KTM vs Aprilia for the lead F1 take notes

[dry trellis]

f1 need to take notes for this whole race

it's actually entertaining

[fierce grove]

Can't have that in F1

Would distract from the off track drama

[cobalt meteor]

sup

some things never change

[dry trellis]

"oh look a dollar"

[misty marsh]

bro saw rossi in the stands

[buoyant shale]

Well gg i think (hope not)

[misty marsh]

Vinales sprint-feature win what a performance this week

Bestia podium wallah

[dry trellis]

that batman logo on the chin look sick ngl

[misty marsh]

HOLD THE FUCK UP

acosta just took a second off vinales what the fuck

[frail needle]

Acosta lowkey cooking now

Those limited edition brakes coming into clutch

[misty marsh]

BESTIA PODIUM HOLY

[autumn briar]

It is time for racing at Texas

[misty marsh]

nevermind that acosta run was a fluke

vinales also had limited edition brakes

[frail needle]

😂

[fierce grove]

Ty Bestia

[dry trellis]

must've bled his brakes before this

[misty marsh]

pecco washed

[cobalt meteor]

only one lap

[frail needle]

Still p2 not bad

[naive smelt]

Bagnaia is so washed lmao

[dry trellis]

1

[cobalt meteor]

pagnaia

[fierce grove]

I was gonna say something mean about Pecco but I shan't

He's doing it to himself

[lavish shard]

Prancesco Pagnaia

[frail needle]

Shut it before he starts winning everything

[signal latch]

tbf marc was going for it

[dry trellis]

pecco the bike is too good bagnaia

[misty marsh]

bruh how the fuck vinales extend by 0.6 in half a lap this guy is crazy

[signal latch]

he was overriding that gp23

[cobalt meteor]

he was in the lead lmao

[signal latch]

and threw it away

[cobalt meteor]

where was he going

[signal latch]

he knew he had to get away from acosta

and pushed too hard

[lavish shard]

Marc when he gets a bike that doesn't rely on the rider to be fast

[signal latch]

oh well

[lavish shard]

get this man on that ktm and watch the acosta marquez domination unfold

[frail needle]

Bro been saving his tires

Somehow

[signal latch]

Marquez is still the best i think in the sport

but he needs to stop crashing

[misty marsh]

we could've had an all spanish podium but a certain rider thought it would be funny

[signal latch]

and know when to cool down

[frail needle]

SONIC

[lavish shard]

cant teach an old dog new tricks, dudes been crashing his entire career I think it works for him

[frail needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sega-gif-10727238677934403701

[minor monolith]

Michael Waltrip’s grid walk is a lot better than Brundles. Like a lot.

[fierce grove]

Man has not learned that in all his time in MotoGP I will settle for him to just crash slightly a tiny bit less

[dry trellis]

gg wp mav

[buoyant shale]

Great race

[dry trellis]

SONIC

[lavish shard]

anyway ill have to catch the replay later

[dry trellis]

god that rear wing is so grim

yeah that was amazing

[buoyant shale]

SONIC?,!

[signal latch]

he's still the best talent tho

but yea

he definitely should have won this race

[cobalt meteor]

k

[signal latch]

he had the pace

[naive smelt]

Ok but if he can’t keep his ass on the bike it’s not going to take him very far

[misty marsh]

ducati : alright marc youve got yourself a new bike, now you'll be sure to not crash often again..

marc : nuh uh

[dry trellis]

when will marc actually not crash

[cobalt meteor]

parc parquez

[dry trellis]

like watching his respol year was horrendous

[signal latch]

whats the next race

[dry trellis]

can he not do this pls

[naive smelt]

Marc thinks you win if you’re first to hit the gravel 😭

[lavish shard]

he'd rather crash than settle for a subpar result

[dry trellis]

and that's fair

but like still

[signal latch]

i don't blame marc honestly

[dry trellis]

not enjoyable to watch him crash either

[fierce grove]

To Nascar now

[signal latch]

he was giving it 300%

oh well

[lavish shard]

im sure he and his shoulder are used to it

[dry trellis]

probably

[cobalt meteor]

ok

[naive smelt]

Frankly I do, you’d think he would have learned to calm tf down

[lavish shard]

nah

[misty marsh]

it's in his blood it seems

[buoyant shale]

Absurd man

[fierce grove]

He'll be youngest winner I hope

[lavish shard]

next year hes winning the title, acosta

[misty marsh]

doing this in front of marquez is diabolical, he is him

[dry trellis]

marquez just needs my shitbox varadero and he's got it

[buoyant shale]

Nananananannanannaa

Batmañ

YEEHAW HATS 🤠

[signal latch]

i don't blame him

[misty marsh]

give him a beat man he will lap 0.5s quicker than the pack

[signal latch]

he should have went to pramac

instead of taking the gresini offer this wouldnt have happened

now he's gonna be pushing 300% for the rest of the season and honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he injured himself

[lavish shard]

I believe he tried

but Ducati blocked it

[signal latch]

yea

my mood has soured

[cedar zinc]

he wanted a one Year contract and pramac only offered him 2

[cobalt meteor]

ye

[uneven coral]

2nd year watching MotoGP, I still don't have a favourite. 🧍‍♂️

[lavish shard]

okay well crash.net has been giving me conflicting messages then

[fierce grove]

Brad Keselowski and Kyle Busch out of top 30 end me

[autumn briar]

Elliott and Logano also outside the top 20

[fierce grove]

Idc about Elliott

[lavish shard]

it's hard to pick a favorite, majority of the grid just exists and doesn't have any unique personality on or off the track

[autumn briar]

Me neither but funny

[fierce grove]

Logano I'm making my peace with since he's not on my fantasy this week

[autumn briar]

Is Ty

[fierce grove]

No

[autumn briar]

😠

[fierce grove]

Reddick and Bell are tho so I'm at peace

Ish

[uneven coral]

Blaney is still like the only Penske driver on good form at the moment.

[autumn briar]

Jimmie Johnson also chose the right race track to return.

[fierce grove]

Don't say that you'll jinx him

[autumn briar]

Good

/s

[uneven coral]

He made me go sleepless at night last year.

[fierce grove]

I need one Penske driver to not flop this year

[autumn briar]

Cindric

[uneven coral]

Hahahahahahaha

[fierce grove]

Lord

And even year Logano has decided to go on vacation so idk man I need Ryan to carry

[uneven coral]

He's beating the even year allegations.

[autumn briar]

uh oh

[fierce grove]

Gibbs

Rip

[autumn briar]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

WHO DID THAT

If that isn't a penalty

Oh come on JGR

[uneven coral]

Slow stop anyways. 😭

[autumn briar]

Don't worry there's a long race ahead

[uneven coral]

Where is that clip of the JGR pit crew freezing.

[fierce grove]

Christ is suffering for our sins

[autumn briar]

He's fast

Better to have it now

[uneven coral]

He's not winning Stage 1 though.

Or is he?

I doubt.

[fierce grove]

Keselowski 30th yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[autumn briar]

☠️

[fierce grove]

My favorite drivers all in hell

[autumn briar]

Just pit Elliott mate you're washed

Oh fuck off just as I say a yellow comes

[uneven coral]

Caution?

[autumn briar]

Lucky mf

[fierce grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-suicide-flip-jump-crash-gif-5140737

[autumn briar]

No-one knows why

[fierce grove]

Didn't 84 spun I think

Aye fuck me

[uneven coral]

Todd Gilliland won the jackpot.

[autumn briar]

[midnight drum]

holy moly

my goat is beyond washed

[autumn briar]

I'm just awful through the bumps.

[midnight drum]

lmao

[uneven coral]

I have a feeling this won't be the only time you'll send a kermit GIF this race.

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-water-evangelion-gif-7268903849636197857

^inbound.

[fierce grove]

It will not dw it's inevitable something else happens to my old men

[autumn briar]

Sarah Bovy my GOAT

[fierce grove]

My favorite "bronze"

[autumn briar]

https://x.com/bobpockrass/status/1779604408587755929

Bob Pockrass (@bobpockrass) on X

Truex comes back down pit road ... had a loose wheel.

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 8:15 PM

Man

TY AS WELL

FUCK OFF

[thorny stirrup]

what is this

[midnight drum]

washed drivers compilation I think

[tawny elbow]

Congrats @midnight drum, you're now on lap 15

[thorny stirrup]

it hits hard even if i dont know half of those guys

[fierce grove]

Yayyyyyyyyyy Logano top 20!

(I'm in hell)

[autumn briar]

From 2nd to 28th GG 54 crew

[uneven coral]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-meme-kermit-suicide-gif-20626092

Uh Truex is 13th already?

[ripe ravine]

single file

goodbye tms

hello fort worth senior living community

[tired sable]

Coulthard☹️

[fierce grove]

"All the time we sleep on this guy" well stop then

[gleaming totem]

Gotta say, appreciate the way they shout out the background of the pit crews because some of them are pretty interesting

[autumn briar]

Come on 54 crew don't choke again

[gleaming totem]

Oh they've blocked off seats but the parking lots are still mostly setup for 200,000 fans

Could easily build a ton of development if they wanted to sell which would be pretty valuable in the DFW area

[ripe ravine]

yeah

[midnight drum]

austin hill 2nd what

been awhile since ive seen the 33

in cup

[uneven coral]

Gibbs didn't pit under caution right?

[midnight drum]

nope

or Yes he didnt

I suck at english

[fierce grove]

Went to go shitstir with MotoGP and Logano is 18th, Busch is still outside top 30, and Brad Keselowski is 25th I don't like you Nascar

[autumn briar]

[uneven coral]

Larson is into the lead!

[autumn briar]

Finally some luck for Ty

Bowman skill issue

[fierce grove]

BELL

[autumn briar]

NO BELL

[midnight drum]

of course during ads

[fierce grove]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-suicide-gif-24767445

[midnight drum]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[uneven coral]

Bowman?

[autumn briar]

Come on Bell you need to stop crashig

[fierce grove]

I choose to not blame him idc

[uneven coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-suicide-flip-jump-crash-gif-5140737

[midnight drum]

what the hell was that Bowman

[autumn briar]

You have three good Hendrick drivers and then there's Bowman

[midnight drum]

insert dragon meme

[fierce grove]

Hill in garage

[autumn briar]

Ty

[fierce grove]

Ty and Bubba what was that for

[uneven coral]

https://x.com/nocontextmotogp/status/1779599515483316263

Motogp out of context (@nocontextmotogp) on X

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 7:56 PM

Is Bowman out?

[fierce grove]

Yeah

[uneven coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-jolyon-palmer-karma-f1-formula1-gif-19446995

[ripe ravine]

MCDOWELL IN THE 33 IS CRAZY

[fierce grove]

Oh hey Joey is awake ish

Nvm

Dire

FUCKSSAKE

[eternal ravine]

In watching the race from the gym (as per usual)

And theres this wealthy looking dude who walked in talking with the gym manager and he got an Advent Health-Trackhouse polo on 😭

[fierce grove]

Befriend

[eternal ravine]

🧎‍♂️

[fierce grove]

That's a path to free ticket

[eternal ravine]

Put me in the 1 as reserve driver

Florida Man to back up Florida Man

[midnight drum]

dude

HOW

[eternal ravine]

Larson still gonna finish Top 5 somehow

[warped pewter]

hahaha

[midnight drum]

ANOTHER YELLOW

Track is slick af today

[uneven coral]

Most calm day at SHR.

[ripe ravine]

berry dead

[uneven coral]

https://x.com/FelipeFord20/status/1779616262051573923

Felipe Ford (@FelipeFord20) on X

@logdrive_20 Christopher Bell if almost killing himself at Texas was a sport:

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 9:02 PM

Anyone can ping me when they go back to green?

[fierce grove]

Green

[uneven coral]

Thank you.

[fierce grove]

BRAD 20TH YAYYYYY

Reddick losing a spot to Logano

[uneven coral]

Thank you Chastain.

[fierce grove]

OH Bell lap back yayyyyyy

We winning this one

[fierce grove]

WELP

[midnight drum]

OH

[fierce grove]

green for all of 2 seconds

[midnight drum]

so many spins man

did they make contact?

[uneven coral]

Something something caution breeds cautions.

[zinc breach]

I can relate to this

[uneven coral]

Stenhouse vs Chastain.

[fierce grove]

Hamlin passed by Gibbs and Reddick where is he

[uneven coral]

He's back in front of them.

[fierce grove]

And Logano is 15th I hate life

All I want is for Penskes to not be shit all I get is Joey and Cindric

[uneven coral]

Come on Bubba.

[fierce grove]

KESELOWSKI 4TH 🥰

[uneven coral]

He's an ex-Penske, does that count?

[fierce grove]

He's why I like (conditionally) Joey so YES

[uneven coral]

COME ON BUBBA

Second in stage 2.

Not bad.

[fierce grove]

Larson back on the lead lap tis over

[uneven coral]

FFS

[fierce grove]

Logano what the fuck dude

[frosty meadow]

Ofc he has to be on my fantasy team

[midnight drum]

Bubba : /

superlucky not to hit the wall

[frosty meadow]

Chase saved him

Anyone interested in more footage

[uneven coral]

Oh, hey it's Zane Smith in 6th.

Doesn't look like Busch's day. :/

My condolences. @fierce grove

[fierce grove]

AND Blaney

Logano how tf are you behind CHRISTOPHER

[midnight drum]

champ in the wall

[eternal ravine]

What did I miss from the past 30 minutes, I was driving

I think last thing I saw was Larson pitting after losing his wheel

[uneven coral]

You've missed a lot to the point I'm lost where to start it up for you.

But lots of cautions happened since then and Chastain won stage 2.

[eternal ravine]

Everything Is Bigger In Texas.

including the number of cautions

oh we go green

[uneven coral]

Busch 😦

Very slow today.

[ashen cedar]

Of course Tyler is gonna beat his boss again

[fierce grove]

Logano back in top ten maybe I can live

[uneven coral]

Reddick is in.

[fierce grove]

What was that stop

[ashen cedar]

Damn it Denny wins

[midnight drum]

trash stop

[ashen cedar]

Jackman got the Jack stuck

[uneven coral]

A caution right now would be the most NASCAR thing ever.

[ashen cedar]

Ha maybe

[fierce grove]

Logano Keselowski and Bell all in top ten stop the count

Why do they hate Truex

[midnight drum]

If it couldnt get any worse for truex

Fate is really trying to make him retire

[uneven coral]

How did Reddick do it?

[midnight drum]

Omg

[fierce grove]

Good for Logano

[ebon acorn]

bro I just tuned in

[fierce grove]

And Brad

:D Keselowski delusions live

[midnight drum]

Concussed if that was 2022

[uneven coral]

Right...

Perhaps I hate myself.

[fierce grove]

Ty for saving Brad

[uneven coral]

Aside from Busch, most of my faves would have been fine without a caution.

Anyone can ping me when they go back to green?

[fierce grove]

So, Prosper Texas, huh

[ebon acorn]

yep

[fierce grove]

Hi

[signal latch]

https://www.motorsport.com/motogp/news/unexpected-brake-problem-caused-marquezs-crash-from-cota-motogp-lead/10598871/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-MOTOGP&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[fierce grove]

Brad :D

[midnight drum]

Christmas came early for Brad with that yelow

[uneven coral]

Gracias.

[signal latch]

good to know that the crash wasn't his fault

anyway

[uneven coral]

I'm cooking dinner this late because of this damn race.

Can this be the day for Keselowski?

[fierce grove]

Hamlin please pass Elliott

Tyler

[midnight drum]

Nice one Chase

Oh uh oh

[fierce grove]

Tyler Reddick

What was that for

[midnight drum]

Reddick choked

[fierce grove]

Goddamnit

[uneven coral]

Noooo Reddick.

[midnight drum]

congratulations Denny Hamlin

unless theres a suprise yellow

Does Brad have tires?

[uneven coral]

My money's on Brad surprisingly.

[uneven coral]

He has the fresher tyres.

[midnight drum]

Good

[uneven coral]

The only way for Brad to not win this is by choking it imo.

[midnight drum]

I would very much like to see that

him winning

I dont recall him winning a Gen 7 Race at all right

[fierce grove]

I'll cry if Brad chokes

[ashen cedar]

Elliot get his ass

[fierce grove]

Blaney 10 laps down oh Penske why

[midnight drum]

Gotta get by Chase ASAP, he slow

OMG

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[uneven coral]

CATUIO

[fierce grove]

Fucking HELL

When will this race end

Idt Logano can survive another restart

[ashen cedar]

Hey Ricky stankhouse thank you

And thank you punk ass Gibbs now we’re even over the Martinsville incident

[uneven coral]

another caution

[fierce grove]

Larson

Fuckssake

[midnight drum]

iPacing tonight

[fierce grove]

Logano is NOT surviving another restart

[uneven coral]

This is either Chastain's or Keselowski's.

[ashen cedar]

Thanks teammate good job but let’s try this again

[uneven coral]

3 lap shootout?

I'm in.

[midnight drum]

might be OT

[uneven coral]

2 laps?

[ashen cedar]

Here we go

no idea

[fierce grove]

Nascar fuck off just let em race

[ashen cedar]

There call hopefully no one jumps the start

[fierce grove]

Brad damnit

[midnight drum]

CHOKED

[fierce grove]

DENNY HAMLIN

FUCK OFF

[ashen cedar]

Dammit Denny

[midnight drum]

TURN 3 & 4 HAS TAKEN ANOTHER VICTIM

[ashen cedar]

But at least he’s out

[warped pewter]

DENNY NO

[ashen cedar]

It was clean that bump got him

[fierce grove]

Goddamn you Denny

Now I have to see an Elliott win

[ashen cedar]

You have problem with Chase or something

[fading prawn]

Oh my

[fierce grove]

I think he's boring and I like it when interesting people win

[ashen cedar]

He’s not he’s just a laid-back guy

[fading prawn]

Hamlin really loves choking, doesn't he?

[fierce grove]

Right so... boring

Bland if you will

If he was a flavor he'd be vanilla

[fading prawn]

Vanilla isn't bad ngl.

[ebon acorn]

vanilla's not a bad flavor tho

[fierce grove]

It's not bad

[ashen cedar]

True that

[fierce grove]

I don't think Elliott is bad either

I just would rather a more interesting driver win

[ashen cedar]

Yeah, that bump got Denny

[fading prawn]

Now, who's getting the win, Elliott or Chastain?

[sudden zenith]

L

[sudden zenith]

brad

[ashen cedar]

All matters on on the restart

[sudden zenith]

trust

[fading prawn]

My bets are on Ross.

[ebon acorn]

in Chastain we trust

[sudden zenith]

brad good launch 3 wide into one and leads!

[fading prawn]

He's defo crashing Elliott.

[ashen cedar]

You think Texas would fix that?

[sudden zenith]

im not a fan of brad but i see it

[uneven coral]

Brad trust

[sudden zenith]

no skill issue

[ashen cedar]

From my angle where I was looking on the TV that bumped got him

[fading prawn]

Byron can win this....

[sudden zenith]

unless it takes out my driver! (im a hypothetical nascar fan)

hypocrite

ok autocorrect

[fading prawn]

LET'S GET ROLLING PEOPLE.

THIS IS IT.

Chastain, Elliott, Keselowski and Byron.

[fierce grove]

Brad please

[sudden zenith]

larson gon put a rocket on his car and win

trust guys

[fading prawn]

Burton

[fierce grove]

WHO

[fading prawn]

Ffs.

[midnight drum]

MY GOD

[fierce grove]

Fuck my life

[ashen cedar]

Harrison

[sudden zenith]

5 wide back there

dam

[fierce grove]

Texas can you please go away

[sudden zenith]

bro i gotta leave in 4 mins

[ashen cedar]

Funny story I met the kid at a Kandn pro series event Nice kid

[fading prawn]

F.

[sudden zenith]

4 mins aka now...

[fading prawn]

15 cautions today.

[ashen cedar]

Oh my

[uneven coral]

Since this message I cooked my dinner, ate it, cleaned the dishes, and these guys still haven't ran a full lap under green conditions. 😭

[ashen cedar]

Wait, actually if he wins Chase that means his history of Texas is over. He never won at Texas.

[fading prawn]

Elliott desperately saving fuel.

[fierce grove]

Oh Elliott fucked

[uneven coral]

This is your chance Brad.

[ashen cedar]

Not good

[fierce grove]

Come on Brad

Scare im

[fading prawn]

Now that Elliott is pretty much ded.
Who gets it, Chastain, Keselowski or Byron?

[uneven coral]

This race is so chaotic it had made me support Brad.

[fading prawn]

The fact that none of the crashes were his fault kinda makes this more odd.

GOOOO!

[midnight drum]

GO ROSS GO

[eternal ravine]

Elliot fucked with his fuel, he gotta be

[midnight drum]

HOly shit Byron

[fading prawn]

ELLIOTT WINS!

[eternal ravine]

Come on Ross

[midnight drum]

OH NOooo

[eternal ravine]

NOOOO

[midnight drum]

ROSSSSSSSS NO

[fading prawn]

Chastain and Byron WRECK!

[eternal ravine]

NONONONONO

[fierce grove]

Kill me

[midnight drum]

At least we are saved from a Byron win

[eternal ravine]

FUCK

[midnight drum]

Damn........

[eternal ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-food-diner-coffee-gif-4685296

[uneven coral]

Well this was underwhelming...

[midnight drum]

I did not want another Hendrick car in but there it is

: /

[uneven coral]

FUCK ME

[fierce grove]

Byron wtf was that for

[gleaming totem]

That was a little dirty

[fading prawn]

3 Hendrick cars on the Playoffs now.

[gleaming totem]

Be ready for retaliation asp

[fading prawn]

75%

[fierce grove]

It'll stay there lmao

[uneven coral]

How many Joe Gibbs cars?

[sudden zenith]

L ross (did ross late block or byron just didnt wanna go to inside⁉️)

[shell belfry]

Chase carried by Byron

[uneven coral]

I hope it's still all 3 as well.

[fading prawn]

50%

Bell and Hamlin.

[fierce grove]

Truex isn't set yet

[sudden zenith]

gibbs

[fading prawn]

Nope.

[sudden zenith]

ik

[fierce grove]

And no Penskes I crave death

https://tenor.com/view/кокаїн-cocaine-drugs-duck-drug-героїн-gif-25523715

[uneven coral]

I shall sleep with despondent thoughts at night.

[eternal ravine]

I am STILL not going to Hooters

[fierce grove]

Nor should you

Ik I'm not exactly the target demographic but the food wasn't worth subjecting myself to that

[eternal ravine]

Maybe, I'll get some Andy's Frozen Custard

Theres one that opened by my work a few months ago and its been dead since day 1

[fierce grove]

Hooters?

Or Andy's

[eternal ravine]

Andys

I mean, mfers built it across an already popular Twistee Treat

[shell belfry]

I need some Andy's to relieve the pain of a chase win

[fading prawn]

Will we get a fight?

[uneven coral]

How do you manage to be the sport most popular driver while having the personality of a plain rice cake?

[eternal ravine]

be hot

[uneven coral]

And even plain race cake isn't that bland.

It has some texture at least.

[fading prawn]

Girls find him hot, he drove the 24# car, + He is the son of Bill Elliott, that alone is asking to be popular.

[fierce grove]

Ryan Blaney does Chase Elliott but better

Give him his props

Cannot believe my phone read "Chasellt" and decided I meant Chastain

Setting me up

[uneven coral]

I know he's the son of Bill Eliott, but yeah...

[eternal ravine]

He's like the Charles of Nascar * looking around to make sure Mia isn't around *
He got the looks and the speed sometimes, but his teammates are better 😉

[uneven coral]

AH.

[fierce grove]

At least Leclerc has like weird shit going on 24/7 though like he seems entertaining to keep track of if you're into that

[eternal ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[fierce grove]

Can't wait for the Chastain Talledega hijinks

I can feel em coming

[eternal ravine]

Man I gotta go to Talledega at some point in my life

[lavish shard]

but did you know he’s the son of bill elliott

[uneven coral]

I thought there were some kind of differences between European and American fans, but boy was I wrong.

[uneven coral]

WOAH

[fierce grove]

Anyway Texas still sucks let's make that whole track an ice rink instead

[lavish shard]

crazy I know

[eternal ravine]

PLEASE BRING THE INDYCARS BACK 🧎‍♂️ 🧎‍♂️

[ashen cedar]

Come on we’re here. We’re here. Texas streak dead over done. We’re in let’s keep winning now, fellas

[lavish shard]

do you know how to ice skate

[timber storm]

Next Week:

https://tenor.com/view/nascar-talladega-gif-18699029

[lavish shard]

err, water skate since it’s gonna be in Texas

[fierce grove]

No but they mentioned a 6 time world champion of ice skating is from Prosper, Texas so I could be inspired to learn

[fierce grove]

NO that Pato bottle job last year HAUNTS ME

Cursed ground

[fading prawn]

Tbf, i want Texas back in Indy.

[fierce grove]

I do too but I'm still haunted

[fading prawn]

At least you will have a good race there.

[uneven coral]

That caution fucked him to be fair.

[fierce grove]

It did it's just crazy how fast he was that day and how he didn't win

Insane

[timber storm]

Tbh i want pocono back in indy over texas

[fading prawn]

Just like my house's electricity when i was watching that race.

[lavish shard]

How about the Indy 500 bottle last year

[uneven coral]

He lapped everybody, and that was just insane.

[fading prawn]

We don't talk about Ericcson.

[fierce grove]

That one's forgivable it's the Indy 500

[lavish shard]

I’m not forgiving

[fierce grove]

😭 Lapped the field and still lost that shit was insane

[lavish shard]

Idek who that guy is !

[fierce grove]

The funnier bottle job last season was Josef Newgarden sweeping the ovals and still finishing the season behind Scotty Mac

[lavish shard]

washed

[uneven coral]

And Pato O’Ward.

He didn’t sweep all the ovals though.

[fierce grove]

Pato didn't win a single race

[fading prawn]

Btw, who do you hope to win this year's Indycar title?
Mine is Pato but we know he won't do it.

[fierce grove]

Josef won 4 and finished behind Scott.

[uneven coral]

Remember, he slammed his car into the wall at Iowa, I think?

[fierce grove]

Magnificent

Wait yeah Josef finished behind Pato 😭

How are you winning 4 races and finishing behind the guy who developed an allergy to winning

[lavish shard]

We should remove pato’s indy wins so I can make fun of him and norris

[fierce grove]

It's ok tho this is Josef's year (there's 7 oval races)

[lavish shard]

Delusional

[uneven coral]

Easy, Palou.

[fading prawn]

I'd go with him too.

[fierce grove]

Alex is a weird freak of nature his success is inevitable

[lavish shard]

This is like betting max Verstappen for the title this year…

oh okay autocorrect, capitalize the last name and not the first

asshole

[uneven coral]

If you want my fun prediction, then I’ll go with Scott McLaughlin.

[fierce grove]

I would like Scott to beat Josef overall again this year that's all I want

[lavish shard]

what if Scott wins ovr

[fierce grove]

That would also be good

[lavish shard]

my bet is on grosjean

[fierce grove]

It's good to have dreams

[uneven coral]

If you want my other boring prediction, it’s Scott Dixon.

[fierce grove]

I was gonna say I'm legally obligated to support Pato since he's hispanic but after that truly offensive thirst trap he jumpscared me with on Twitter my affections are rescinded

[lavish shard]

that old man ain’t winning anything anymore

[uneven coral]

Remember his run late into the season though!

He was just unlucky in the first part of the year.

[fierce grove]

Chip's knack for finding absolute freaks of nature and keeping them in his team should be studied

[lavish shard]

it’s called teaching them the dangers of gaslighting and manipulation (while hiding his own methods of doing the same)

Zak wishes he could do what Chip does

[fierce grove]

Zak wishes he could steal Chip’s drivers unfortunately his team is not great yet

[uneven coral]

I mean, he kinda did it in Formula 1.

[lavish shard]

Deep pockets merchant

[uneven coral]

Long live the Bahraini royal family!

[lavish shard]

gives Lando a secret 50m contract to sell his soul to McLaren

[fierce grove]

I feel like Chip’s tendencies are more akin to if Red Bull had managed to keep Seb present and operating at 2009-13 ish levels and then also managed to bring in Max

And sustain em

Zak doesn’t have that tho

[uneven coral]

Definitely.

Laguna Seca is next week, right?

Oh that’s Long Beach.

[fierce grove]

Long Beach indeed

Next week is busy for racing

[uneven coral]

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It’s race day in Texas 🙌 @37pedroacosta is locked in and revved up for action!

#GASGAS #GetOnTheGas #MotoGP #PedroAcosta #Racoon #AmericasGP

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Ok, GasGas you won this trend.

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||Better than the Crashquez bros and Presini at least||

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marc crash wasn't his fault

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Yeah the breaks right

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https://www.motorsport.com/motogp/news/unexpected-brake-problem-caused-marquezs-crash-from-cota-motogp-lead/10598871/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-MOTOGP&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

if the brakes had worked the first time like they were suppose to he would have been fine

smfh

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@glossy sparrow What is a COTA?

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Circuit of the Americas

Track in Austin, Texas

Host of the United States Grand Prix since 2012

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So WEC, IMSA and IndyCar race week?

And NASCAR of course.

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There's so much going on next week

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too bad there is no acosta magic

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Dw he’s got time to become the youngest MotoGP winner

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I cannot wait

only a few months before Marc's record though lol

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https://vxtwitter.com/JordiCarSeries/status/1779659350765662223