motorsports

[tight quiver]

this not fbad

this realr acin

[uneven coral]

Andretti and Penske once RLL and CGR step up their game.

[chrome grove]

the only Q2 i know of is the second quarter of a football game 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[uneven coral]

(well CGR is always there)

[tight quiver]

andretti and penske on literally the easiest track

[chrome grove]

cgr arent all that at the indy gp

andretti and penske have won all but 3 races here at indy ever since 2014

[uneven coral]

Ericsson came in 4th last year here didn't he?

[tight quiver]

yeah

from all the way back

[chrome grove]

wait a minute why does rll have qualifying pace

[tight quiver]

track is just flat

[chrome grove]

never ever seen them do good in qualifying outside of here im crying

[eternal ravine]

Wtf was that Peacock 💀

[uneven coral]

It's the kind of track where dampers don't make as much as difference in other tracks.

[eternal ravine]

Peacock cut to WWE for a few seconds before going back to Indy

[chrome grove]

alright this time its fr im going to play rock paper scissors with colton herta at detroit this year

[tight quiver]

based

[chrome grove]

no way WILL POWER was nearly 6 fucking tenths off

[timber storm]

He couldn't get a good lap in

[zealous oriole]

Indianapolis is such a good track

[uneven coral]

They're playing Elton John at IMS, lel.

[thorn hawk]

rahal W

[zealous oriole]

i still have to figure out how Indycar works tbf

[chrome grove]

ims is the greatest race car track in the world

[thorn hawk]

true (totally not biased)

[zealous oriole]

So what happens now? Another quali session?

[chrome grove]

yes

fast 6

[uneven coral]

The fast 6.

[timber storm]

Why does Ericsson look like Dash from The Incredibles?

[zealous oriole]

Oke thanks

[uneven coral]

It's Indy's Q3 in a way, but with only 6 drivers fighting for pole.

[zealous oriole]

Ah i see oke

[timber storm]

William Power

[cobalt meteor]

how's quali going

[chrome grove]

terrible if youre an andretti or penske fan

amazing if youre an rll cgr or amsp fan

[tight quiver]

It starts by 2 groups of whatever is the half amount of cars that weekend, then the top 6 in each of those goes into the fast 12, then the top 6 of those goes into the sessions tarting now

[buoyant shale]

Well the top 12 quali is just called Q2 iirc and then you have the Fast 6

Which we get now

Green

Palou Lundgaard Oward Rosenqvist Harvey Kirkwood

[tight quiver]

come on rosenqvist

get a good quali and a good race

you need it

come on cutie

[chrome grove]

jack harvey suddenly becoming a top 3 in the series at the indy gp and the indy gp only has to be documented at some point

[zealous oriole]

Who went in the pit? Rosenqvist?

[tight quiver]

yes

[uneven coral]

He for sure flat spotted those set of red tyres.

[zealous oriole]

This is about miliseconds, this is great

[tight quiver]

the right rear atleast

of course

real racin

[zealous oriole]

Better then F1 lol

[tight quiver]

DAMN IT

P2

FUCK

[cobalt meteor]

cris lug

[zealous oriole]

Damn

.009 slower

crazy

[chrome grove]

0.009 between the top 2 my sport is amazing

[dusk jetty]

Who’s top 2

[tight quiver]

Lundgaard and rosenqvist

[timber storm]

Lundgaard and Rosenqvist

[winged marten]

Which track is indycar on?

[chrome grove]

indy gp

[zealous oriole]

I wonder why i still watch F1 at this point, Indy all the way haha

[tight quiver]

indy road course

[timber storm]

Indianapolis

[uneven coral]

Indianapolis Motor Speedway (road course).

[winged marten]

Hold up I’m taking a shit let me load peacock

[chrome grove]

ill watch f1 if i wake up for it (i usually never do)

[winged marten]

I find f1 boring but i invest every millisecond and detail in it more than nascar

[zealous oriole]

Btw MotoGP Sprint is on yt live tomorrow lmao

[cobalt meteor]

i have an irrational hatred for this bit of the track

[winged marten]

Looks like an mouth

[timber storm]

Blame Michelin

[cobalt meteor]

blame fucking f1

what in fuck's name were they thinking with that 2005 rule

[chrome grove]

well f1 made that rule

michelin just decided to be a bitch about it

was it a stupid rule? yes ofc

but michelin still has to step up

[marble ingot]

Agreed (also not biased)

[keen sonnet]

https://twitter.com/nuerburgring/status/1656588392006668289?s=46

Nürburgring (@nuerburgring)

🎉 New to the crew:

Welcome our new official Nürburgring mascot "Legend"

➡️ He celebrates his world premiere at the ADAC TotalEnergies 24h Nürburgring!

🙏 More info: https://t.co/fQJoyXcGTM

#HeartRace

Likes

3164

Retweets

652

Twitter · May 11, 2023, 9:13 AM

The furries have taken over the Nordschliefe

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | IndyCar GP Indy: Lundgaard beats Rosenqvist, Palou for first pole

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/indycar-gp-indy-lundgaard-beats-rosenqvist-palou-for-first-pole/10468675/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[marble willow]

You're kidding

Why does the Nurburgring have a mascot now?

Kumakichi clears him anyways

[uneven coral]

Why did they give the mascot a tail?

[marble willow]

No clue.

[bright oar]

Firehawk clears them all

[marble willow]

Kumakichi gets all the ladies

[bright oar]

Firehawk gets all the men

[marble willow]

Kumakichi gets both.

checkmate.

[bright oar]

he does look really friendly, i'll give him that

firehawk could be your high school bully

[marble willow]

The Kumakichi bros

[bright oar]

THERE'S THREE OF THEM?

[marble willow]

Yes

[keen sonnet]

At least Firehawk isn’t actually a “fursuit”

Plus he has a t shirt cannon

People’s champ

[marble willow]

There's also "Morizo" which is basically Akio Toyoda and also a mascot named 'Rookie'

[uneven coral]

Bibendum is up there.

[bright oar]

I feel like Bibendum would get along with Firehawk

[keen sonnet]

That’s his name???

[bright oar]

OMG Morizo has that Astroboy boots

[keen sonnet]

What happened to just calling him “the Michelin man”

[uneven coral]

No, his name is usually the "Michelin Man".

Loads of people also call him Bib, like I do.

[marble willow]

Don't you mean Rookie?

[uneven coral]

Also 💀

The first versions of the Michelin mascots were scary.

[bright oar]

Oh yeah 😭 sry im bad at names and ive just met them

[marble willow]

Bibendum VS Firehawk VS Kumakichi

France VS USA VS Japan

Michelin VS Firestone VS Bridgestone

[keen sonnet]

What about Goodyear and Pirelli?

[bright oar]

he looks like he would eat your tyres

[keen sonnet]

Also Bridgestone owns Firestone

[marble willow]

yup

[bright oar]

Wait where did that come from then, cuz bibendum seems quite popular

[uneven coral]

Bib is just the short name for Bibendum.

[keen sonnet]

Bro what if Pirelli made a furry mascot 💀

[marble willow]

Nah. I bet Pirelli will just make a wheel with eyes and a mouth

They'll probably name the mascot: Mister P. Zero

[bright oar]

so what does bibendum mean then 😭

[uneven coral]

It also means the Michelin Man. 😭

[bright oar]

michelin lore

[zealous oriole]

Pirelli jump scare

[keen sonnet]

And then there’s the Goodyear eagle

[marble willow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3dQp9cGgBv4?feature=share

I like the nod to Herta’s save by the commentators

[zealous oriole]

Did that happen in todays quali?

[marble willow]

Yep

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Lundgaard on GP Indy pole: “I can finally call this home”

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/lundgaard-on-gp-indy-pole-i-can-finally-call-this-home/10468687/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[lethal yacht]

Can we all agree that 2022 was one of the Cup seasons ever

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Phillip Island S5000: Mawson storms to race 1 win

https://www.motorsport.com/openwheel/news/phillip-island-s5000-mawson-race-1-win/10468712/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[low barn]

2022 Rovanpera is back

[buoyant shale]

Comes from the slogan "Nunc est bibendum" you saw on the poster Shawk posted above
Which is latin for "Now is the time to drink"

But from that slogan came Bibendum

[hard tree]

It's so weird two of my favorite V8 Supercars Holden and Ford paint schemes do involve having drinks sponsors on them

[bright oar]

That’s why #motorsports is superior

Thanks for explaining

[last slate]

https://twitter.com/gudme123/status/1656986437621895168?t=70RQbbrhjPyjnHo9aQZ9Mw&s=19

Mathias Gudme (@gudme123)

These things were heavier than current F1 cars and seemed to do just fine

Likes

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 11:35 AM

treluyer v lieb my beloved

[buoyant shale]

Common WEC W

[uneven coral]

+LMP1s were faster than F1 around that time.

Also that Mathias fella has posted Tréluyer vs Lieb gazillion number of times, but I don't blame him for that.

[low barn]

Nooo Loubet

[uneven coral]

NOOOOO

[low barn]

Road is blocked aswell I think

Front left corner is probably gone

[autumn briar]

welp

[uneven coral]

It's a Mercedes track, and much more than that it's one of the few tracks where Timur is actually good. 😭

[autumn briar]

another red flag

Lello set one lap and gave the car to Timur

[manic lintel]

Yooooo wtf Lundgaard is on pole in Indy

[tawny elbow]

Congrats @manic lintel, you're now on lap 10

[manic lintel]

That's p cool

[low barn]

Katsuta really lucky

[uneven coral]

F, the GMR Grand Prix clashes with Laguna Seca quali.

[buoyant shale]

https://www.youtube.com/live/KaZ8h-vqDKE?feature=share

For the Dutchies

Ziggo streaming sprints on youtube now

[autumn briar]

GOAT

[buoyant shale]

Miller down ffs

4 RIDER BATTLE FOR LEAD

QUARTARARO OOOOO

[naive smelt]

FUCK SAKE

[eternal ravine]

Bruh IMSA Qualy and Indycar are at the same time smh

[naive smelt]

He was doing so good 😭

Also I wanna know wtf they put in binder’s water

[buoyant shale]

They did the Sjoel Sjallenge with him yesterday at Ziggo thats why

[eager quiver]

wait, patrese? riccardio fucking patrese?

or am i seeing shit

nvm that's not him💀💀💀

[uneven coral]

It’s his son, Lorenzo.

[eager quiver]

oh yeah i forgot he had a son

[tight quiver]

timur cant get passed in brands

so if he gets handed the lead he is fine

[autumn briar]

bmw is nowhere

[tight quiver]

if rossi is 2nd fastest bmw something is wrong

also is weerts doing q1 this year

he never did that last year

[autumn briar]

Rossi faster than Weerts 😭

I hope for him that was on a used set

[tight quiver]

rawr

[autumn briar]

P5 ok thats better

[tight quiver]

fucking

engalhart comeonnnnnnn

you aare in a prosche baby

you are god

what are you doing

[autumn briar]

he helped everyone a lot

lello went purple

Verstappen car P2

please dont let a verstappen car win here as well

Engelhart bahahaha

Timur P30 pls 🛐

[autumn briar]

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | IndyCar GP Indy: Ericsson leads Rossi in warm-up

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/indycar-gp-indy-ericsson-leads-rossi-in-warm-up/10468988/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[low barn]

Can Tanak’s day get any worse?

[autumn briar]

ffs vanthoor

[tight quiver]

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[timber storm]

Truex on pole for Nascar Cup

Bubba starts p2

[autumn briar]

noice

[foggy fulcrum]

and to be clear, if Truex is on pole, he's got a quick fucking car

he does not qualify well

i literally think this is his 2nd pole since joining JGR

[uneven coral]

https://twitter.com/team_rmarciello/status/1657428891617640448 lol

Raffaele Marciello (@Team_RMarciello)

I will follow my boss Jerome Policand ( @AkkodisASPTeam ) in his adventure in @followWRT 😍
#JustKidding 😂

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 4:53 PM

[autumn briar]

Vanthoor and Lello would cook

[uneven coral]

High key.

[bitter tapir]

he won1!!1!!!

[manic lintel]

Truex do be goin after a winless season last year, good for him

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Indy NXT Indianapolis: Nannini holds off Foster for victory

https://www.motorsport.com/indylights/news/indy-nxt-indianapolis-nannini-holds-off-foster-for-victory/10469056/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[uneven coral]

I think he’s also one of the best drivers around Darlington tbh.

[tight quiver]

mx-5 cup in 5 minutes

WE ARE LIVE IN SOUND AND VISION

@autumn briar

[low barn]

What’s the weather like for indy

[buoyant shale]

MIATWIAIIAIA

[tight quiver]

WE RACE

[buoyant shale]

STUPUD WEATHERTRCH AD

OOO WIDE

In gravel

[tight quiver]

broken miat

[buoyant shale]

Le Mans miat lead

Wagner masterclass ofc

Damn nice move of Zillisch

To the lead

Oops

FCY

Car did the beach

Oops

Spin

Is man stalled

Dont say mans stallrd

Oh he goin

Good

Battle for Pw

P2

Thomas to P2

Zillisch - Thomas - Wagner rn

[tepid elbow]

14 minutes until indianapolis car

[autumn briar]

Miataaa

[uneven coral]

When is IMSA quali?

[thorn hawk]

car of indy

[autumn briar]

Zilisch goat

[buoyant shale]

Ooo what a battle

[autumn briar]

Common MX-5 Cup W

Surprised a car alone can lead by a sec

[buoyant shale]

Wagner holy fuck

[autumn briar]

What a save

Again bruh

[buoyant shale]

Chad

[autumn briar]

Wagner would rather offroad

[buoyant shale]

Wagner WRC when

Also lol they do use the new asphalt to its max

[autumn briar]

those strips behind the kerbs?

[tight quiver]

damn it its overlapping with indycar

[nova spoke]

does larson have enough time to get back to the front

[thorn hawk]

split screen it

200 iq

[thorn hawk]

is nascar also colliding with indycar?

[nova spoke]

just the xfinity series

cup is tomorrow

damn larson 14+

+15

[foggy fulcrum]

Xfinity is Lap 102/147 or something already so it's not too bad of an overlap

[fresh meadow]

wow I love my canadian broadcaster

[tepid elbow]

🕞 Scheduled start of IndyCar television broadcast 🕞

[thorn hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435541753274040331/1002992338211176598/attachment-4.gif

banger intro music

[tepid elbow]

closest fast 6 sessions in history
2012 toronto with a .2106 time

[eternal ravine]

Indianapolis Vehicles time

[lethal parcel]

it appears there'll be rain

[buoyant shale]

THIS IS ABSURD

HOLY FUCL

[tepid elbow]

the Indy 500 is two weeks from tomorrow

[buoyant shale]

4 DRIVER BATTLE FOR P3

[lethal parcel]

holy shit

[buoyant shale]

ZILLISCH VS THOMAS FOR P1

[bright oar]

did i miss invocation

[lethal parcel]

i'm excited for this race

[buoyant shale]

No you missing Miata

[eternal ravine]

What's on (besides Indy)

[autumn briar]

COME ON ZILLISCH

[buoyant shale]

Miata

[eternal ravine]

Ooh epic

[autumn briar]

channel descr

[eternal ravine]

I'm on mobile Stimo smh

[buoyant shale]

Indy green is at like :45

Miata has 2 mins to go

[tepid elbow]

14th different race to be held

at this time

and theres some planes

[bright oar]

Firehawk

[lethal parcel]

f16's poggers

[buoyant shale]

2 to go

[bitter tapir]

Miracle?

[buoyant shale]

Thomas closing in on Zillisch again

WHITE FLAG

LAST LAP FOR THE MIATAS

CAN ZILLISCH KEEP IT

[cobalt meteor]

brickyard racing

[autumn briar]

COME ON ZILLISCH

[bitter tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miata-miata-ritual-houthakkersclub-car-rotating-gif-24918355

[buoyant shale]

ZILLISCH WINS AT LAGUNA SECA

[autumn briar]

GOAT

[uneven coral]

Zillisch 🖤 💚

[buoyant shale]

And Jeansonne P3

[bitter tapir]

yenson?

[buoyant shale]

Alright now Indy time

[tepid elbow]

Command to start engines to be provided by Olympic swimmer Drew Kibler for Team USA

✅ Command to start engines has been given

[cobalt meteor]

vroom time

[tight quiver]

decent command

actually good

[autumn briar]

Is this new

[tight quiver]

unlike other people

yes

for drainage

[buoyant shale]

Yes

[bitter tapir]

dribers

stort yor engenc

[fresh meadow]

START
YOUR
ENGINES

[cobalt meteor]

chris

you taking the piss mate

[buoyant shale]

Starte sie ihre Motoren

[eternal ravine]

Lungaard stalled bruh

[bitter tapir]

tdi idling sounds

https://tenor.com/view/vw-gif-19047228

[cobalt meteor]

good ending

[bright oar]

Uruchamiajcie swoje silniki 🇵🇱

[lethal parcel]

ya'll ready?

start jullie motoren!!!!!

[buoyant shale]

Start uw motoren

uw or jullie, both work

uw is more formal

[bright oar]

German? looks like it but never seen uw or jullie in german lol

[buoyant shale]

Dutch

[tepid elbow]

why didnt they do the national anthem and the invocation

[bright oar]

ah

[buoyant shale]

This is German

[bright oar]

oh so i didnt miss it

[cobalt meteor]

blud's not happy

[tepid elbow]

60 hours of indycar coverage

we dont need another mfking honda leading a race

also greenflag immiment

[bitter tapir]

hes gonna fok smash michael andretti's door

[cobalt meteor]

the train's in the back straight

[tight quiver]

bro really caleld the corvette the honda civic type R

[cobalt meteor]

honda civic type r 👍

[lethal parcel]

let's go boyos

[thorn hawk]

idk about you but that looks like a honda civic type r

[tight quiver]

SIDE BY SIDE

[buoyant shale]

WIJ GAAN GROEN GROEN GROEN OP DE INDIANAPOLIS AUTORENBAAN

[tight quiver]

WE ARE GOING RAICNG

[tepid elbow]

🟩 GREEN FLAG 🟩
Start of the GMR Grand Prix at Indianapolis

[cobalt meteor]

greengreengreen

[tepid elbow]

PETERSON PTIS

AND HERE WE GO

[buoyant shale]

Lol

Peterson moment

[tepid elbow]

AND A MCLAREN STOPS LEADING

[buoyant shale]

Or is it Petersen

[tepid elbow]

AND IS THERE A CRASH?

uhh

no

no crashes

yay

wait how ahead am i

[bitter tapir]

time to close discord

[tepid elbow]

MALUKAS WOOOO

[cobalt meteor]

already

ffs

[tepid elbow]

PALOU

[lethal parcel]

damn it malukas

[tepid elbow]

PALOU

WOOOO

lap 2

[cobalt meteor]

pal

[tepid elbow]

ow

[thorn hawk]

palou overtook??

[cobalt meteor]

85 laps

[tepid elbow]

palou leads

[cobalt meteor]

so this is longer than f1 races

[buoyant shale]

PALOU WOO

[lethal parcel]

let's go Veekay on 14th

[buoyant shale]

IM NOT EVEN A PALOU FAN WHY DO I SAY THAT

WOOO RINUS

Mclwren battle

[tepid elbow]

OQOWA

CAUTIIN

CAUTION

CAUTIOIN

🟨

[buoyant shale]

OH

[lethal parcel]

uh oh

[thorn hawk]

robb and malukas?

[buoyant shale]

MALUKAS

[tight quiver]

oh stingray

[tepid elbow]

ROBB

[cobalt meteor]

fucking

[tepid elbow]

ROBB

NNOO

[tight quiver]

how much do we wanna bet that its robbs fault

[tepid elbow]

MALUKASSSSSSSSs

AGHHHHHH

[tight quiver]

before the replay

[lethal parcel]

sting ray strikes again

[tepid elbow]

DAMNIT

WOW

wow

[thorn hawk]

oh goddammit stingray

[tight quiver]

oh he cut across

[cobalt meteor]

romain

[tepid elbow]

they took my man malukas

[cobalt meteor]

did your brakes fail

[uneven coral]

Sting Ray Robb won't catch a break lol.

[cobalt meteor]

what was that

[bitter tapir]

common rich ware L

[tepid elbow]

they took my man

uhh

who was that again

[tight quiver]

how the fuck did marcus avoid rahal sliding

goat man

[tepid elbow]

📺 Ad time 📺

[heady marsh]

am i seeing 3 mclaren cars?

[tight quiver]

yes

[cobalt meteor]

there should be one more

[autumn briar]

imsa.tv is live

[tight quiver]

you will see 4 at the 500

oh yeah imsa quali

[tepid elbow]

none of them are f1 cars

[tight quiver]

h

[uneven coral]

And hopefully 4 full time next year.

[tight quiver]

someone fix the description of the chat

[heady marsh]

whats the max number of cars for teams in indycar, 4?

[tepid elbow]

yes

4

[cobalt meteor]

i thought there were already 4 mclarens

[tight quiver]

how many can you afford

[heady marsh]

cool

[tight quiver]

there is no limit no?

CGR ran 5 at the 500 last year

[lethal parcel]

rule nr.1 of racing has been broken once again

[buoyant shale]

Only in the 500

[bitter tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-mcdowell-danica-patrick-nascar-nascar-wreck-mcdowell-wreck-danica-gif-21396933

[buoyant shale]

Mclaren might expand to 4 full time next year tho

[cobalt meteor]

cool

[tepid elbow]

📺 Ad time over 📺

[tight quiver]

hope macca do

[buoyant shale]

Kinda depends how Rosenqvist continues to do

[cobalt meteor]

maybe their f1 fans will be distracted from whatever hell they live in currently

[tight quiver]

he can qualify

atleast

i hope he can race

[buoyant shale]

If he keeps doing well and matching Pato and Rossi could see McLaren expanding to 4

[fresh meadow]

do you guys not have audio either???

oh its back

ad break moment

[buoyant shale]

Ngl McLaren 4 cars with Pato, Rossi, Rosenqvist and Palou sounds scary af

[tight quiver]

the PR team

[cobalt meteor]

grosjean and mclaughlin pit

[tight quiver]

hehe

[tepid elbow]

oh by the way its saturday

[tight quiver]

we got imsa tomorrow boys

[tepid elbow]

gotta remind the americans over here

[buoyant shale]

prpr

pato rossi palou rosenqvist

[lethal parcel]

it was just a inchident

[tight quiver]

thatsa borken helmet

gonna need a new one next time out

we going greeen

[tepid elbow]

:green: GREEN FLAG :green

ARV

HARVEY

[autumn briar]

GT3 quali is live

[tepid elbow]

ok

[uneven coral]

GTD time in Laguna Seca.

[tepid elbow]

harvey lives

the hell was that lockup

[lethal parcel]

are indycar races longer than f1 races right?

[gleaming totem]

Usually

[bitter tapir]

wtf

since when is rossi at mclaren

[cobalt meteor]

well at least this race is longer

85 laps

f1 races were 73

[lethal parcel]

there goes power!!!

[thorn hawk]

bad move from power

[lethal parcel]

ah alright

[buoyant shale]

POWER

[lethal parcel]

Veekay on 12th letsa go

[cobalt meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/will-power-indy-indy-car-fuck-you-middle-finger-gif-21562984

[fresh meadow]

welp power

[desert panther]

whats going on?

[autumn briar]

🦖

[desert panther]

i missed the start

[cobalt meteor]

will power got tagged

by kirkwood

[desert panther]

real

[thorn hawk]

robb and malukas out

[desert panther]

twerkwood ruining races as usual

[thorn hawk]

and mr pa low is leading

[desert panther]

Walou as per

[thorn hawk]

kirkwood penalty ⁉️

[cobalt meteor]

bruh

[buoyant shale]

Jesus McLaren is scary

[desert panther]

pa low is having a laguna seca 2022 type beat drive

[buoyant shale]

Rinus pits

[gleaming totem]

What a finish to the Nascar Xfinity race at Darlington

[autumn briar]

Who won

[bitter tapir]

watching on a DS

[gleaming totem]

Larson, final corner, Larson and Burton side by side, he bounces off the wall and sends Burton into the wall, he would spin across the line in P4

[clear field]

How did grosjean get back to 14th? He was like 20th

[desert panther]

this is why tom kristensen is the greatest of all time

[bitter tapir]

lundgaard is sponsored by soft boner pills wtf

[desert panther]

cars are pitting

[clear field]

Ah

[buoyant shale]

Ah, America.

[desert panther]

did he just called rossi rosey

[bitter tapir]

yes

and rossi is rosey

[cobalt meteor]

"go plus one"

[desert panther]

forever calling him alex rosey now

[cobalt meteor]

plan a plus one

josef pit

[bitter tapir]

my mind when watching indycar

[desert panther]

palou lost a second???

[autumn briar]

Pfaff Porsche on Pole in GTD LETS GOOOO

[desert panther]

oh oh

palou in tyre trouble

[buoyant shale]

Pfaff Pfaff Pfaff

[tight quiver]

SIUUUUUUUUUU

[cobalt meteor]

palou pit

[buoyant shale]

My favourite Canadian Porsche dealer

Also only one i know

[cobalt meteor]

he was on reds so

[tight quiver]

PORSCHE 1-2

[cobalt meteor]

dead

[desert panther]

Rossi is also

[uneven coral]

Vettes 😦

[desert panther]

ANDY PRIAULX???????????????????

[cobalt meteor]

vettel

[buoyant shale]

Lundpit

[desert panther]

why early pit for lundgaard

[lethal yacht]

hi

[cobalt meteor]

looks like the reds are dying

[autumn briar]

Seb Priaulx

[cobalt meteor]

or was lundgaard on blacks

[tight quiver]

where is the competition caution

i need food

[uneven coral]

Lundgaard was on the primaries.

[cobalt meteor]

herta going black

[uneven coral]

Traffic most likely.

[bitter tapir]

this is real racing

[tight quiver]

realr acing have cautins for adbreaks

[uneven coral]

Sting Ray Robb is already out so.

[tight quiver]

what about pedersen

[cobalt meteor]

4 laps down

[tight quiver]

oh wait he is -4 laps

[cobalt meteor]

lol

[tight quiver]

ferruci whats he up to

[cobalt meteor]

nothing

[tight quiver]

when he is making himself relevant

[cobalt meteor]

he's 21st currently

[tight quiver]

whats he wating for then

CANAPINO P3

GOAT

CANAPINO

[bitter tapir]

well he made up a lot of places

[tight quiver]

GOAT

CANAPINOOOOOO

[cobalt meteor]

ericsson, dixon, canapino pit

ericsson 7.5

canapino 10.0

dixon 7.3

[tight quiver]

nah marcus was moving before the clock stopped

wtf is thsi

[cobalt meteor]

lundgaard

takes p2 from palou

[tight quiver]

goodbye palou

[uneven coral]

So Palou is no longer in the net lead.

[cobalt meteor]

kirkwood pit

[bitter tapir]

they dont have rolex timers

[uneven coral]

(As of now)

[tight quiver]

wtf is rahal doing

[fresh meadow]

Americans missing the best battle of the race

Canadians missing all audio

[bitter tapir]

honda accord ad

[tight quiver]

man you do nothing until IMS and Indy GP and think you relevant

OCME ON MARCUS

[buoyant shale]

CMON VEEKAY

RINUS RINUS

[cobalt meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/accord-jumpscare-gif-25064050

[buoyant shale]

Shit

Sad

[desert panther]

lundgaard is actually gonna win his first race before grosjean it truly is groever

[tight quiver]

ska du slåss eller

[buoyant shale]

ik ben het daarmee niet eens jij Zweedse gehaktbal

[tight quiver]

nah what did the bitnile chevy try to achive with that move

[autumn briar]

How did Tijmen van der Helm make it to GTP

[tight quiver]

mone

[buoyant shale]

What about it

DUN DUN DUN

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415351162435534858/1002992619149860944/attachment-4.gif

[tight quiver]

din jävla våta stroopwaffle akta så du inte drunknar

[buoyant shale]

jij bent een dronken stokvis

[tight quiver]

orange sak

[autumn briar]

whos the third driver for jdc

[bitter tapir]

boner

[uneven coral]

TBC

[bitter tapir]

tony beretta-campos

[uneven coral]

Taylor Barnard.

[cobalt meteor]

ericsson

"in this lap graham"

lundgaard will take provisional p1

bruh

[bitter tapir]

jack harvey spin yay

[buoyant shale]

"Yay"

[bitter tapir]

im not happy

[cobalt meteor]

ericsson passes herta

[buoyant shale]

Ooo Marcus vs Herta

[tight quiver]

goat

[cobalt meteor]

ericsson with tyre advantage

[tight quiver]

had this been a street circuit herta would have binned it

[cobalt meteor]

what's with these marks

are they dead already

[bitter tapir]

graining

[uneven coral]

How the hell does Armstrong manage to drop from 8th to 23rd?

[cobalt meteor]

did he just pit or

[autumn briar]

No lmp3 at laguna seca? damn that actually couldve been entertaining

[cobalt meteor]

btw mclaughlin in

they binned lmp3

[fresh meadow]

only so many cars you can fit there eh

[uneven coral]

Until next year.

[cobalt meteor]

thought it was permanent

lol

[uneven coral]

Laguna Seca is a sprint cup race championship and that only has GTDs, LMP2s and GTPs.

[autumn briar]

big gaps for lmp2

[fresh meadow]

mosport won't have lmp2 :(

[cobalt meteor]

pato

bruh

what are these

[fresh meadow]

but I want to go see the hypercars

[eternal ravine]

Pato uses the Michelins from 2005

[bitter tapir]

F1 after 1998:

[eternal ravine]

oh sweet, Peacock lets me see two streams at once

Palou back to the lead

[cobalt meteor]

ok so obviously reds don't last long

like max 15 laps or something idk

[uneven coral]

You're going the witness the greatness of LMP3 instead.

[autumn briar]

😭

[cobalt meteor]

lundgaard in

note to self: lundgaard fitted new softs on lap 43

[bitter tapir]

ive heard among us twice in the same hour

[cobalt meteor]

hmmmm

palou between o'ward & lundgaard

[thorn hawk]

pato's virtually leading ⁉️

[chrome grove]

what in the undercut 😭

[cobalt meteor]

nice scrap between pato and alex

[desert panther]

what a battle

[cobalt meteor]

herta in

what lap did he pit before

[eternal ravine]

Isnt Pato on a different strat from Lungaard and Palou?

[uneven coral]

Yes, he started on the primaries.

[eternal ravine]

So what is he doing 😭

[uneven coral]

Not so different from Lundgaard though.

[autumn briar]

jdc couldve done better with the livery

[eternal ravine]

Atleast the JDC is easily to be identified

[autumn briar]

from far away I couldnt see if it was the #01 Caddy or the JDC tbf

[fresh meadow]

hi bb

[cobalt meteor]

dixon in

[eternal ravine]

red flag red flag red flag

[bitter tapir]

dixout

[cobalt meteor]

i like the white mclaren it's striking

not yet

now dixout

[last slate]

buzzin hornet

[tight quiver]

haha dix

[fresh meadow]

nudes

[uneven coral]

Rahal didn't even fight Palou on the lap prior 😭

[bitter tapir]

i heard among us 3 times now

[autumn briar]

[eternal ravine]

fr, I wanted to see some Alonso v Hamilton Hungary 2021 type stuff

[autumn briar]

Porsche looks fast

[uneven coral]

Could have played the team game and just bought some time for Palou, either he was not informed or he didn't bother.

[eternal ravine]

JDC looks twitchy ngl

[fresh meadow]

best I could get with the imsa player

[cobalt meteor]

it's lap 52 and they're dying

[fresh meadow]

man the acura is so sexy why arent they bringing it to lemans bro

[cobalt meteor]

btw it got dark

[fresh meadow]

fr

[thorn hawk]

classic indiana

[uneven coral]

They're planning to do so next year.

[autumn briar]

hopium

[fresh meadow]

news to me

[uneven coral]

Lundgaard might have lost the race on this stint?

[fresh meadow]

man the ad breaks make indy such a brutal watch

3 minutes of silence on the canadian broadcast just makes my mind wander completely off of it

(and to imsa qualifying)

[autumn briar]

porke 1-2

pog

[last slate]

nsfw

[uneven coral]

And to answer to your question, it's because the car is made by Honda's American Motorsport division (HPD), not their worldwide branch HRC.

[tight quiver]

who invited my man colin braun

[fresh meadow]

yeah I've seen the youtubes

[autumn briar]

why didnt they continue with jarvis

[fresh meadow]

shame tho

[uneven coral]

It's still possible to get a Honda badge and participate in Le Mans, and Honda's willing to do that from what I've heard.

[cobalt meteor]

o'ward really on lundgaard's ass

[eternal ravine]

why tom not in the car

[tight quiver]

no fucking clue

[uneven coral]

Reminder Acura got only 1 win out of the 3 times they were the fastest car 😭

[eternal ravine]

Hyvee who sponsor's a Honda team, is giving away a Chevy

[tight quiver]

based

[fresh meadow]

america please upgrade your overlays

[bitter tapir]

nono thats a type r

[tight quiver]

townsend bell called the corvette a honda civic type R

[fresh meadow]

I want multiviewer to work with canadian providers so badly...

[uneven coral]

American Legion who sponsored Palou and Armstrong in CGR, are sponsoring Grosjean in Andretti.

[eternal ravine]

Funny looking NSX

[cobalt meteor]

looks like lundgaard's not winning this

[eternal ravine]

JDC almost 2 seconds off pole, yikes

and over a second from the next car

[uneven coral]

That's what I thought once he didn't overtake Palou.

[autumn briar]

Its their first weekend tbf

Still no clue how van der Helm got into a GTP

[eternal ravine]

Didnt expect them to be that far behind tho

[uneven coral]

Jota also had it rough in WEC with the customer 963 at Spa.

[fresh meadow]

yoof

[tight quiver]

can we get a funny cuation to boost marcus

[cobalt meteor]

pits on 59

[eternal ravine]

Joey coming thru

[cobalt meteor]

so they last 16 laps

btw newgarden through rosenqvist

[uneven coral]

Woah, where did Newgarden come from.

[autumn briar]

dont bin it braun

[cobalt meteor]

page nut

[tight quiver]

Pagenaud is stopped in the pitlane

crackhead

[autumn briar]

PORSCHE 1-2

[tight quiver]

IN BOTH GTD AND GTP

SIUUUUU

[fresh meadow]

LOOSE NUT

[uneven coral]

Acura just got BOP'd too hard from what I see.

[eternal ravine]

Bruh WTR P5 smh

[autumn briar]

They got into the 14s tbf

[uneven coral]

Pipo in 4th, that's rather decent.

[eternal ravine]

Meanwhile BMW, still being BMW

in the back

[autumn briar]

Next year with WRT theyre gonna cook

[bitter tapir]

sex

[desert panther]

25 laps on reds 😭 pato is fucked

[uneven coral]

Is there any chance of Frijns becoming a BMW factory driver?

[eternal ravine]

Is Val Rossi driving that BMW next year?

[autumn briar]

hope not

lol

[eternal ravine]

Gonna be Jimjam Johnson 2.0

[uneven coral]

Probably, for the sake of PR, he wouldn't miss the opportunity to take part in the race.

[autumn briar]

Vincent Vosse stil doesn't wanna say anything about their lineups but I think its a good prediction to put him in one of the Hypercars.

[buoyant shale]

Lmfao random pop song transition

[fresh meadow]

interesting music choice

f1 moment

[autumn briar]

is indycar still going on

[uneven coral]

Yup

[buoyant shale]

Yeah long race

[cobalt meteor]

18 laps left

[bitter tapir]

among us for the 4th time

[heady marsh]

American TV has some strange adverts

[bitter tapir]

they didnt tighten it to torque specs

[final kernel]

When will the Pato P2 curse end

[thorn hawk]

nice audio peacock

[uneven coral]

Never mind, O’Ward is still P2.

[buoyant shale]

OH

Rosenqvist moment

Mfw we could have a 2024 McLaren 1-4

White flag

Palou gonna get it easily

[cobalt meteor]

daily reminder that mclaren indy > mclaren f1

[tight quiver]

show rosenqvist

he is like fighting

unlike this #10 guy

[tepid elbow]

🏁 ALEX PALOU wins the GMR GRAND PRIX at the INDIANAPOLIS ROAD CIRCUIT 🏁
He is joined by fellow McLarens Pato O'Ward and Rossi for the podium in this race, and takes the lead of the IndyCar™️ championship going into the Indianapolis 500

[cobalt meteor]

ggs

[thorn hawk]

pa low wins

peacock had audio issues for like 30 laps

[tepid elbow]

This checkered flag is brought to you by Advance Auto Parts™️.

[desert panther]

pa low!!

[cobalt meteor]

tell me alex doesn't sound like a young sebastian vettel

[desert panther]

that was a good race!

i enjoyed the strategy battles and back and forth

very cool

[desert panther]

cant unhear it now

https://youtu.be/9WKsJWgzGqA

[copper wharf]

That was a very fun race

[bright oar]

Firehawk is so cool man

[vague nimbus]

Herta pain

IK good result from 14 but watching him fight for 4th, then go to 9th was sad

[bright oar]

im stealing that

i need to make a server with this as a sticker

[buoyant shale]

Damn Lundgaard with moustache and glasses

[fresh meadow]

hes lookin good

[cobalt meteor]

charles what have you been doing mate

[buoyant shale]

Also Ziggo decided to put IndyCar on Select finally

...in the post race interviews

[bright oar]

@thorn hawk indy on viaplay has no ads, but like not even those ads where you see the race but there's barely any sound

[thorn hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

me moving out of the us to use viaplay

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | IndyCar GP Indy: Palou perfect, beats McLaren drivers, Lundgaard

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/indycar-gp-indy-palou-perfect-beats-mclaren-drivers-lundgaard/10469102/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[bright oar]

watching indy together?

[thorn hawk]

perhaps.

[bright oar]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-hip-hop-west-coast-crips-gif-24898891

[twin holly]

Looks like Leclerc

[eternal ravine]

Anyone awake for IMSA MPS

That new Civic is so hot

46 Aston Martin doing some Michelin Ad break

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Palou surprised rivals didn’t use his winning tire strategy

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/palou-surprised-rivals-didnt-use-his-winning-tire-strategy/10469114/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[eternal ravine]

Civic no longer leading

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | O’Ward, Rossi impressed by McLaren’s “massive step forward”

https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/oward-rossi-impressed-by-mclarens-massive-step-forward/10469120/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Phillip Island S5000: Mawson stripped of fifth win

https://www.motorsport.com/openwheel/news/phillip-island-s5000-mawson-stripped-fifth-win/10469125/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[low barn]

So dumb

[bitter tapir]

Why did they do that lmao

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Phillip Island S5000: Webster dominates finale

https://www.motorsport.com/openwheel/news/phillip-island-s5000-webster-dominates-finale/10469146/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[low barn]

Neuville issues

[tight quiver]

it isnt though

[autumn briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tj_B8KdSxo

"its my first year as an audi factory driver"

Yeah and it will also be your last

@tight quiver sprint cup

GREEEEN

[tight quiver]

i know

i was outside

did anyone die in T1

[autumn briar]

nop

[lavish shard]

why so few mercs

[autumn briar]

this track is shit for overtaking

Engelhart get your fat ass out of the way

[uneven coral]

Thank God, I didn't watch Kyalami then.

Must have been almost the same thing in here.

[autumn briar]

Kyalami was a great race just cause it was WRT BMWs first win in IGTC

But thats my totally unbiased opinion

[uneven coral]

There wasn’t much action though.

[autumn briar]

I mean there were barely any cars

[uneven coral]

But I understand where you come from. 😭

[autumn briar]

It was decent for the amount of cars

[uneven coral]

WOOO Calan

Nice overtake.

[autumn briar]

32 pits

If you have 10 cars and like 3 or 4 of them are Am entries then yeah my expectations were low

Bahahah that Honda

[tight quiver]

wtfs going on

OH

unsafe release

[autumn briar]

Yeah definitely

[tight quiver]

thats on the #25

[autumn briar]

Come on Timur

Make the race entertaining

This Ferrari is hot, just a shame they put Verstappen stickers on it

[uneven coral]

Where are the AF Corse Ferraris?

[autumn briar]

They have just one Silver entry

And its a 488

the 71

[uneven coral]

Thought you liked him

[tight quiver]

the #68 spun in the pits but is still ahead of the #18

[tight quiver]

endurance cup

[autumn briar]

Vanthoor P3 thats the highest possible rn

[tight quiver]

come on

give us sc

wait timur will just do that

timur train

[uneven coral]

Yes, I figured this was only a cup race.

Timur Boguslowskiy

That’s a slander name if I’ve ever seen one.

[autumn briar]

do they need to start on their quali tyres

Audi and Porsche is fast in S1 and BMW is fast in S2

Nooo 25 retires

[zealous oriole]

MotoGP in an hour

Predictions

[autumn briar]

Bruhhh

5 place grid drop for an unsafe release

[lethal parcel]

14:00 right??

[autumn briar]

COME ON FELLER

Damnit

32 P3 thats not bad

[sonic siren]

someones gonna win the race

[autumn briar]

poor timur

why isnt he just in the silver cup

[uneven coral]

I came to the the conclusion that the only decent GT racing series around Brands is British GT.

[autumn briar]

Im surprised we havent had a sc or fcy considering there were 29 cars

[floral urchin]

:newspaper: | Hamilton interested in “old-school” IndyCar test

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-interested-old-school-indycar-test/10469262/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RSS-OPENWHEEL&utm_term=News&utm_content=www

[foggy fulcrum]

It’s been very interesting to see Lewis start to plan his career post-F1

[tight quiver]

https://tcr-series.tv/live/66

huh

is it 14:20 cest

i thought it was 13:30 cest

[foggy fulcrum]

it is?

wait is this a Central European Summer Time vs Central European Standard Time thing?

[tight quiver]

CEST is summer time

CET is winter time

[foggy fulcrum]

it also doesn’t make sense

it’d be the other way round

[tight quiver]

oschersleben is in germany

what

why is TCR scandi not on TCR.tv

[low barn]

Solberg 😳

Not enough though

[naive smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/france-euro2016-法国-gif-5771277

me right now listening to the national anthem for the motogp

[lavish shard]

Fabio showing off to France knowing damn well he's gonna get dominated by every single Ducati and Honda this race 😭

good start so far for marc

[naive smelt]

🫠

[tight quiver]

there we go

TCR europe starting soon

@autumn briar the sex man is starting p1

but this time its on tcr-series.tv

rather than youtube

[autumn briar]

shit

[tight quiver]

hurry

its formation lap

its raining

come on sex man

audi 1-2-3-4-5-6 i think

7 even

CRASH

[naive smelt]

who's the sex man

[tight quiver]

tom coronel

[naive smelt]

already? damn

[tight quiver]

He said this 2 wweeks ago

bro klara andersson drove into the water in extreme e

wtf

wtf happened 3 cars crashed in xe

[lethal parcel]

That was one scary crash

2 scary ones, Bagnaia and Viñales were involved in one scary crash

Bezzechi is gonna be close to get in the lead for the championship thanks to the crash

[naive smelt]

a crash that is Bagnaia's fault, so... 💅

[lethal parcel]

I mean Viñales couldn't see him

[naive smelt]

exactly

[calm bay]

H

[naive smelt]

Vinales aint happy

[lethal parcel]

That second crash was scary with marini

[tacit garden]

wait is this streamed on youtube?

[naive smelt]

nah

[lethal parcel]

I'm surprised by Marc Marquez

[naive smelt]

OH WAIT THAT WAS PECCO

they tagged it wrong

bro

[zealous oriole]

Whys Pecco so mid all of a sudden... but go on Marco🔥

[naive smelt]

is this man really shaking his head at the screen like it wasnt his fault THE AUDACITY

[naive smelt]

the george russell of f1 fr

[zealous oriole]

Yeah fr

[naive smelt]

Pecco, not Marco

[lethal parcel]

Yep

[zealous oriole]

Yes, Pecco

[lethal parcel]

Bezzechi could get the championship next race if pecco has more trouble

In the lead*

[zealous oriole]

Marco will lead the championship if he doesnt crash

[lethal parcel]

Of the championship i mean

I corrected myself no worries

[zealous oriole]

Fabio in 9th place... that Yamaha is so trash its not even funny lol

[naive smelt]

so bezzechi is getting the championship next race 🤣

[lethal parcel]

Yep, shame for fabio tho

[naive smelt]

and he started 13

[lethal parcel]

If pecco crashes he can get the lead

[naive smelt]

so, he will, because Pecco

bottle man

[zealous oriole]

Yea but Marini, Pecco, Alex and Vinales all started infront of him

He gained positions because they all dnf'd

[naive smelt]

shush

your truth not mine

[lethal parcel]

Let's go marquez