motorsports

[tight quiver]

we sing

[frozen plank]

this sounds awful 🔥

exactly

this aint it

[bright oar]

I don't think I've ever heard American Anthem sang in the same way twice lol

[buoyant shale]

MURICA ANTHEM RAAAAAHH

[frozen plank]

i would be bursting out laughing

[naive marten]

Thats not even worth an A for effort

[frozen plank]

aint no way u can take that serious

sounds bloody awful 😭

[buoyant shale]

Anthems always are vibes

[bright oar]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-murica-america-this-is-gif-22051896

[frozen plank]

i want AZERBAIJAAAAAAAAN back

[bright oar]

BRO THE AZERBAIJAN ANTHEM TODAY WAS A MASTERPIECE

[tepid elbow]

Tire commercial provided by Firestone

[buoyant shale]

Enjoy it, its a good series

[marble willow]

Too bad. As Josef Newgarden once said

Welcome to Indycar

[desert panther]

best murica anthem in american motorsport

[bright oar]

The goosebumps this anthem gave me today

[stuck egret]

That was the worst national anthem i have ever heard 💀

[frozen plank]

josef is my goat

[tepid elbow]

Refunds provided by GetRefunds.com

[desert panther]

your goat got owned by mclaukline

[stuck egret]

The girl sounded like micky mouse bro

[frozen plank]

mcmid can eat my ass

[marble willow]

well she's an opera singer.

[buoyant shale]

Then again the American anthem is quite shite

For the reason that its absurdly hard to sing

It has some of the biggest tone changes in it
So if you start singing it with a too high tone your fucked when it comes to the actual high tone section lmao

And then it has some absurdly low tone sections also

[lethal parcel]

it's time ya pogchamps

[bright oar]

@clever prawn How did you enjoy invocation and american anthem 🦅

[lethal parcel]

gonna be a late one

[frozen plank]

this race is gonna be boring asf, goatward is gonna dominate too hard

[buoyant shale]

Tldr sing state anthems instead no clue how good state anthems are but anyways

[marble willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrZQspOakss&pp=ygUZcmVkIGFybXkgY2hvaXIgdXNhIGFudGhlbQ%3D%3D

The Red Army Choir singing the US anthem

[frozen plank]

i need context

[buoyant shale]

Red Army Choir is like the Soviet state orchestra

[frozen plank]

why on earth would they sing that tho

[bright oar]

Indy theme

[marble willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZiFeKQIr1U&pp=ygUZcmVkIGFybXkgY2hvaXIgdXNhIGFudGhlbQ%3D%3D They also sang the French and British anthems too

[frozen plank]

pee cock

[stuck egret]

The national anthem in miami gonna go crazy

[tepid elbow]

Remember: watch the latest Bus Bros after the Grand Prix

[frozen plank]

interesting

[desert panther]

mcmid career highlights ‼️

took out grosjean 🔥

the next scott dixon ⁉️

[frozen plank]

grosjean is immune to winning 🔥 🔥

[tight quiver]

marcus ericsson goat

married

indy 500 winner

[buoyant shale]

Bc when American president visit on a state visit then well, the anthem is always sung

Thats what alwayd happens when you have a national leader visit a country, the anthem of the visiting nation is sung as the opening thing

[desert panther]

grosjean pole to win ratio 😈

[bright oar]

Watch him prove you wrong today 😤

[desert panther]

jinxed it

[lethal parcel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXELfd3jaWA this theme goes even harder

[frozen plank]

icic

[safe bronze]

Who else is watching this because of how shite the Grand Prix was earlier

[frozen plank]

i would be watching this either way

indy is always better than shit1

[bright oar]

I watch it cuz it's gonna be better than F1 nonetheless

[desert panther]

im watching cuz indycar is better

[frozen plank]

car'

[marble willow]

I didn't even watch Baku

[frozen plank]

u didnt miss anything dw

[bright oar]

Good

[marble willow]

In fact, I didn't care for Baku

[safe bronze]

I always wanted to get into indycar but I need to get invested first

[desert panther]

this is why you are the greatets of all time

[marble willow]

Barber is where it's at

[bright oar]

I love baku but that race was

[safe bronze]

Like I always watch the Indy 500

[lethal parcel]

so do i

[frozen plank]

start cheering for goatward, josef goatgarden and kyle goatwood

and thats all u need

[lethal parcel]

it has become a tradition to watch the triple crown

[buoyant shale]

I always watch IndyCar if i can

[frozen plank]

endu-

le ma-

[desert panther]

ive been watching the full season for a few years

[buoyant shale]

Oi endurance racing gut

Smh

[lethal parcel]

yesh

smh

[desert panther]

lmexi

[bright oar]

motogp

[frozen plank]

i gave it a try earlier and i loved it

[lethal parcel]

imagine not liking endurance racing, couldn't be me

[bright oar]

Lmexi

[desert panther]

endurance is fun to chill to though basically

[buoyant shale]

MotoGP gut tbf

[marble willow]

WEC is great

[lethal parcel]

yes, and Motogp is fun too

[frozen plank]

now ive watched two motogp races, todays and valencia 2021!!!

[safe bronze]

Indycar is so unhinged

[lethal parcel]

iut's at least close racing

[safe bronze]

I love it

[buoyant shale]

Tbh theres not any racing series i dislike except F1

[bright oar]

wdym

[safe bronze]

I don’t watch it live all the time but I keep up with the races

[frozen plank]

f1 is so shit rn its UNBELIEVABLE

[safe bronze]

It’s so much crazier than f1

[frozen plank]

genuinely its the most boring thing

[safe bronze]

It is

[desert panther]

somehow worse than 2015?????????????/ atleast 2015 had vettel

[frozen plank]

f2 is still good though

[bright oar]

I love the vibe in American racing, it just feels so good

[buoyant shale]

Ollie Bearman casually doing a clean sweep

[drifting sentinel]

lets goooo

[frozen plank]

this year has alonso but thats it, everything else feels lackluster asf

[buoyant shale]

Damn its windy holy fuck

[tepid elbow]

@autumn briar live now.

[frozen plank]

shouldnt have won the sprint

[tepid elbow]

?

[lethal parcel]

here we go lads

[tepid elbow]

anyway

[drifting sentinel]

already is live

[marble willow]

Let the V6's roar!

[tepid elbow]

DRIVERS START YOUR ENGINES

[frozen plank]

START UR ENGINES

[bright oar]

GENTLEMEN

[naive marten]

Twitter won’t be happy

[tepid elbow]

thank u

[cobalt meteor]

start vrooming

[lethal parcel]

let the v6's scream (sound better than f1)

[bright oar]

It froze for me when he said engines ruined

[naive marten]

Same

[frozen plank]

DRIVERS AND DANNIICA

[safe bronze]

Same

[marble willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WU58E_SJY&pp=ygUWVG9ueSBTdGV3YXJ0IEluZHkgMTk5Ng%3D%3D Buick Indy V6

[desert panther]

its also because i dont like alonso

so i dont really care for him

the year has absolutely nothing

[tepid elbow]

join the US Army today rahhhhhh

[frozen plank]

real. i hope newey commits tax evasion or some shit and gets locked up

[desert panther]

buick and motorsport, not two words you hear together everyday

[safe bronze]

The regs have ruined it

[desert panther]

verstappen actually mid this year somehow and the cars cant race for shit

[frozen plank]

i expected this years grid to be a lot closer but ig i was wrong

[marble willow]

Roberto Guerrero took pole with a Buick engine at the 1992 Indy 500

but his race was cut short. very, very short.

[safe bronze]

This grid has the lowest skilled drivers in years

[frozen plank]

what the fuck is this song

😭

[gleaming totem]

I don't know if it's that, just that RB is a lot faster than everyone else

[bright oar]

[desert panther]

ferrari had a fucking howler to be fair they lost time from last year when everyone gained a lot

[marble willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgEOjxzrR10&pp=ygUacm9iZXJ0byBndWVycmVybyBpbmR5IDUwMCA%3D

[eternal ravine]

That peacock Pato intro got me acting up

[desert panther]

THE SONG PLAYED JUST AS YOU SAID IT LMFAO

[frozen plank]

but how on earth are they that far ahead.

[eternal ravine]

Te quiero mucho Patito

[safe bronze]

Ferraris car this year is slower than their last years one

[bright oar]

@frozen plank what stream do they use on viaplay for Indy?

[gleaming totem]

Because Ferrari and Mercedes built a shitbox and while AMR is better still have more to do

[frozen plank]

nbc

[buoyant shale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415351162435534858/1002992619149860944/attachment-4.gif

[desert panther]

mercedes begged them to raise the cars and it ruined the dirty air and they are slower than last season smh

[desert panther]

this

[frozen plank]

then change the fucking car!!!!!!!

[safe bronze]

I’m gonna cast a spell to make sure Checo Atleast has a chance of winning

[desert panther]

change your fucking care!!! shouldve listened to christain horny smh

[bright oar]

Can you hear the indy's theme on it? or the invocation and shit? i cant convince myself for the viaplay

[frozen plank]

well yes, there are no ads either

[tepid elbow]

MALUKAS ROW 9

WOOOOOO

[desert panther]

hes doing well lol verstappen has decided to be mid ive never seen him struggle to gain on checo before

[frozen plank]

but u dont get nbc graphics, which sucks

[bright oar]

Do they comment during the ads tho? Or awkward silence

[tepid elbow]

wait

not woooo

[buoyant shale]

Wait is it on Viaplay in Scandinavia or sumthin?

[frozen plank]

awkward silence with engine noises

[safe bronze]

I miss the 2021 season

[uneven coral]

How ?

[bright oar]

Idk, I'm from United States of Poland

[buoyant shale]

Ah Polska

[frozen plank]

it doesnt pop up, they just say ''take a look at ur bottom left!'' and theres just nothing for me

[frozen plank]

it is

[buoyant shale]

Is it English commentary you got or

[uneven coral]

Even the Sky F1 broadcast has them.

[frozen plank]

its nbcs broadcast

but sweden has swedish commentary too i think?

[naive marten]

Its lights out and away we go!

Kinda

[buoyant shale]

Thats not how IndyCar works

[tepid elbow]

LADIE SAND GENTLEMEN

ITS LIGHTS OUT

AND AWAY WE GOOOOO

[cobalt meteor]

greengreengreen

[tepid elbow]

AND GROSJEAN TAKES A GOOD LEAD

[bright oar]

Viaplay would be no brainer for me if they had english commentary for indy instead of polish

[buoyant shale]

We go GREEN GREEN GREEEEEN thats how we do it

[tepid elbow]

and the mclaren of o'ward could overtake

does he overtake

[frozen plank]

i think i remember for the indy 500 last year i had the nbc broadcast but also a swedish commentary who also came in and talked sometimes

liek a narrator

or presenter or wtv

[tepid elbow]

idk

[bright oar]

Do you know swedish besides norwegian or what

[desert panther]

what a start

already better than F1

[cobalt meteor]

o'ward bruh

[eternal ravine]

they went three wide for a sec there at the hairpin

[frozen plank]

most norwegians and swedes understand each other fully. danish is harder but its still 100% doable

but finnish and icelandic is completely different

[bright oar]

ah so like all slavs basically

thats cool

[tepid elbow]

calmly going past the spider that will be storming through and causing rampage in alabama... soon

[frozen plank]

idk how yall havei t

[tepid elbow]

soon...

[frozen plank]

will power did not find the will power to overtake herta

[bright oar]

Mostly you can communicate with them using ur own language and somehow will understand each other, but sometimes it sounds like your language but you're having a stroke lmao

[tepid elbow]

delaware life? more like maryland life

[marble willow]

I love the way the cars just fly round the track. I bet it's fun to drive on

[frozen plank]

yeah thats pretty much danish for us 😭 but swedish and norwegian is extremely similar

[tepid elbow]

GROSJEAN

PALOU

[marble willow]

Good defense

[cobalt meteor]

biblical

[frozen plank]

GOATJEAN

[desert panther]

YOOOOOOOO

[marble willow]

ROMAIN

[tepid elbow]

the moment when #os｜ev-motorsports is higher than #motorsports

wait

ok my discord is glitching badly

[frozen plank]

grosjeans livery is growing on me ngl

[cobalt meteor]

why do we seldom get this in f1 huh

[bright oar]

Czech has a lot of the same words as in Polish but often they are swapped, so like Maj is May for us and Kwiecień is April, In Czech Maj is April and etc. you get the idea

[clever prawn]

SO MUCH ACTION ALREADY!’?!???

[frozen plank]

icic

[marble willow]

That's Indycar for ya

[safe bronze]

These cars are so fast

Lord above

[tepid elbow]

tesla

ok we good

[twilit quiver]

Indy?

[tepid elbow]

MALUKASSSS ur 17th

yes indy

this is indycar

[twilit quiver]

Ok

[bright oar]

[tepid elbow]

grosjean why is ur number blue

[bright oar]

Blud his car is blue 😭

[tepid elbow]

why is his car blue then

ad time

[bright oar]

[uneven coral]

Delaware sponsor.

[tepid elbow]

oh i thought that sponsor was for someone else

ive been too used to a yellow DHL grosjean

car

[indigo sierra]

lesssss go grosjean

[thorn hawk]

common indy W

[tepid elbow]

here he comes

[bright oar]

I'm gonna cry if Grosjean wins

[tepid elbow]

the number 3

never mind

[bright oar]

wsp

[clever prawn]

oh shit theres fuel strategy too i forgot they can refuel

[clever prawn]

even more complicating

[marble willow]

There's also Push To Pass

[tepid elbow]

90 laps and we're only on lap 8

[clever prawn]

whats that?

[bright oar]

Explain this to me, I remember seeing this but couldnt understand it too well

[cobalt meteor]

how long is a lap

time wise

[severe compass]

It’s a button that the drivers push to give them more horsepower (via the turbo I believe) and they have a certain amount of time that they can use it

[cobalt meteor]

around 70 seconds looks like

[marble willow]

The car gets an extra boost of horsepower, but drivers can only use it for a limited time. The graphics will show how many seconds left there is for their P2P

[thorn hawk]

i overheard 1:09\

so like 1:09-1:10

[clear field]

Yep 70 ish

[clever prawn]

ohhhh, interesting system

[cobalt meteor]

grosjean's pole lap was a 1:05 so i'm taking 1:10

[bright oar]

So basically a DRS but for a limited time and whenever u want?

[frozen plank]

ERS but it doesnt recharge basically

[tepid elbow]

palou losing time from grossjean

[thorn hawk]

KERS that is always available

[marble willow]

That's the one

[frozen plank]

i said it first loser

[bright oar]

I forgot that ERS exists in F1 and I dont remember what it does lmao

[cobalt meteor]

bonus power

[tepid elbow]

theyre predicting laps 27 - 33 as the pit stop point

[clever prawn]

can they activate push to pass on the first lap already?

[tepid elbow]

it was useful in f1 2020

why the hell did they make it worse

[frozen plank]

deploys ur battery energy thing to make car go even more vroom

[thorn hawk]

im pretty sure

[tepid elbow]

is o'ward gaining on palou?

hes on the 1 second point

[desert panther]

I THINK hes just starting to manage his tyre and fuel, he tried to take the lead but when he couldnt he backed off

[bright oar]

How does that work in F1? Can they use it whenever they want?

[thorn hawk]

ERS recharges

[desert panther]

braking regenerates it and you can use it

[thorn hawk]

push to pass doesnt

[desert panther]

they mention red lights

[frozen plank]

if its available yes. u recharge it and then use it whenever u want if its available

[thorn hawk]

and there are various modes with ERS

[frozen plank]

push to pass doesnt recharge

[desert panther]

and "recharging"

[marble willow]

Energy is recovered under braking in F1

[desert panther]

you have 90 seconds of P2P

[thorn hawk]

push to pass only has on and off

[tepid elbow]

i think the red lights blink when theyre recharging?

[bright oar]

Aight, thanks y'all

[desert panther]

mhm

[tepid elbow]

malukas is still 17th

and mclaughlin could be approaching dixon soon

[cobalt meteor]

palou is drenched in green

[marble willow]

And as for the engines, turbocharged V6's that sound similar to the old V6 F1 engines from the 1980s

[tepid elbow]

palou is green

[desert panther]

palou is the favorite to win imo

[uneven coral]

Palou is the #10 Ridgeline Honda.

[bright oar]

I love those cars with the windshield

[marble willow]

We interrupt this race to bring you Pato driving Dixon into a wall

[desert panther]

oward is catching up wtf

[cobalt meteor]

flashbacc

[tepid elbow]

hes not

[frozen plank]

pato moment

[tepid elbow]

hes been around that 1 second point for a lil while now

[frozen plank]

@desert panther look at ze pfp

[desert panther]

BAGNAIA W

PECCO NATION

[tepid elbow]

o'ward is dropping back a lil too

wait how is malukas 25th

holdup

[desert panther]

hes closer to oward then at the first few laps

[tepid elbow]

yeah how is he 25th

did he pit?

newgarden pits

[clever prawn]

fuk it ill root for grosjean

[tepid elbow]

newgarden is in the pit

[marble willow]

Newgarden pit

[tepid elbow]

rosen in the pit

robb pit

newgarden 5.6

[uneven coral]

had a little hit, I presume.

[desert panther]

no

[tepid elbow]

robb 8.2

rosenqvist 5.7

[frozen plank]

do u like lando

[marble willow]

Root for Marcus, too

[frozen plank]

dont

[desert panther]

first box of the race!!! newgarden

[tepid elbow]

rossi pti

[clever prawn]

yeah i like him

[tepid elbow]

rossi pit

[desert panther]

whats weird

[tepid elbow]

here he comes to his pit box

[frozen plank]

pato is pretty similar to lando so keep an eye on him

[tepid elbow]

rossi 6.8

[frozen plank]

good food

tho

[tepid elbow]

anyhow

daly pit

[desert panther]

wait whats wrong with that 😭

[marble willow]

ok

[frozen plank]

fair enough

props for sticking to ur opinion lad

[buoyant shale]

What did i miss
Had to go after lap 1

[cobalt meteor]

not much

[fleet ridge]

Damn 💀

[tepid elbow]

grosjean leads, palou 2nd, ppl are pitting

[cobalt meteor]

rosenqvist spun

[tepid elbow]

MCLAUGHLIN PITS

[cobalt meteor]

that's about it

[marble willow]

Live Agostini reaction

[frozen plank]

nothing, newgarden have pitted ig

[uneven orbit]

Yoo what session is live rn ? Endurance ?

[buoyant shale]

Indycar

[frozen plank]

carindy

[cobalt meteor]

indycar barber

[tepid elbow]

and mclaughlin gets a pit time of 5.6

[uneven orbit]

Ohhh

[tepid elbow]

power gets a 5.6

[frozen plank]

carindy
car

[uneven orbit]

Hope Grosjean does good

[cobalt meteor]

car

[frozen plank]

rac

[tepid elbow]

champ car

[desert panther]

Most pits very early huh

[buoyant shale]

Indianapolis Automobile

[desert panther]

16 laps

[tepid elbow]

ad time

[buoyant shale]

Lol imagine having ads

[frozen plank]

not me yall stay safe though

[buoyant shale]

Dont mind me being behind

[tepid elbow]

the ad im on is ego

[fleet ridge]

As an Italian, I can confirm I’m not racist 😭

[frozen plank]

i truly adore this awkward pause

[tepid elbow]

:P

[clever prawn]

👍👍

[fleet ridge]

Bit personal 😭

[buoyant shale]

Oh now ads

[tepid elbow]

just say region or smth

[frozen plank]

bro really wants to know

[marble willow]

can we lay off of the italian discussion

[buoyant shale]

But not for me

Hehe

[desert panther]

why are you ranting about italians in the IndyCar chat ❔

[tepid elbow]

WHERE ARE YOU FROM SMEXI IM FROM THE MOB

you need to pay your debts...

[fleet ridge]

😭

[marble willow]

that italians suck?

[desert panther]

He might be roby but he's got the spirit of robi

[frozen plank]

guess country now!!

[tepid elbow]

you have too much money...

now pay up

[frozen plank]

we are all millionaires or some shit

[marble willow]

ok

[frozen plank]

we are pretty similar to them, but not that geographically close

[tepid elbow]

lichenstein B)

[marble willow]

Anyways, here's a picture of the legendary Alex Zanardi.

[tepid elbow]

where are you from

[tepid elbow]

tbh lookin' like alain prost a lil

[frozen plank]

norway!!

[fleet ridge]

Bro that’s personal 💀

Why so desperate 😭

[desert panther]

she doesn't have to tell you anything blud 😭 especially about location

[marble willow]

this is a bit demanding

Give her a break

[thorn hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435541753274040331/1002992338211176598/attachment-4.gif

[tepid elbow]

so youre from the mafia?

[bright oar]

Actually, its against the rules to ask this kind of information 🤓

[frozen plank]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-ferry-difficult-to-understand-ferry-shrimple-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-26823230

[desert panther]

still mate bit weird

[tepid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/bluey-bingo-ugh-difficult-tricky-gif-16897225

[frozen plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-elmo-hands-up-fire-flames-gif-16709640

[tepid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/bluey-unicorse-bandit-unicorn-lol-gif-23995555

[thorn hawk]

.rule 6

[tawny elbow]

Acrytala [zhou enjoyer]

Rule 6

No personal information

Do not ask solicit or publish personal information without permission. (1w mute)

__

#rules-✅

Formula One

[thorn hawk]

please be aware

[desert panther]

Dixon is getting closer to Oward 😝

[tepid elbow]

herta could be using his push to pass

[desert panther]

acrytala fax as per!!!

[frozen plank]

herta is using push to pass without passing😡

[uneven coral]

Watch out Lundgaard, he's on the alternate strategy.

[clever prawn]

is this track a tyre killer

[fleet ridge]

How is knowing my region going to prove a point? 😭

[marble willow]

Well everyone is busy focusing on Indycar. Something that is actually worth talking about

[desert panther]

good stop being weird!!!

[thorn hawk]

car of indy

les go

[tepid elbow]

hes creeping up on the car ahead...

[desert panther]

Nothing ignore him, indickar time now 😈

[tepid elbow]

lol imagine if indycar had a round in italy-

[frozen plank]

indickincar time

anyway

[desert panther]

Herta getting mighty close to Rinus

[fleet ridge]

Oh shit yeah, I can actually watch it this week let’s go

[marble willow]

Indycar at Monza wouldn't be too bad. Either that or Pergusa

[tepid elbow]

he's coming for you... he's coming for me... soon he will come for that Ex-Ferrarista and we will all be doomed!

[frozen plank]

i just want FE at baku thats it

[bright oar]

what does (R) next to driver's name mean

[marble willow]

Rookie

[cobalt meteor]

rookie

[frozen plank]

rookie

[desert panther]

Veekay holds on

[tepid elbow]

rookie

[bright oar]

ily guys

[desert panther]

Lundgaard might actually be a threat

hes on the hard

[uneven coral]

Herta's tyres done as it seems.

[desert panther]

Herta losing on Lundgaard quite fast

[tepid elbow]

WHAT THE HELL WHY IS LUNDGAARD P5

[desert panther]

He has to box now

[tepid elbow]

WHY IS VK P6?!?!

[desert panther]

Sneaky Dane qualified P6 💯

Oh fuck

[tepid elbow]

how have i never noticed this-

[uneven coral]

You'd never hear it from an Italian.

[tepid elbow]

oh

[desert panther]

Lundgaard is past Veekay as well

[cobalt meteor]

lundgaard ez

[tepid elbow]

oh god

NOOOO

wait

sorry

[desert panther]

WHAT??

[tepid elbow]

ignore that

[marble willow]

Indydane

[desert panther]

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT

[tepid elbow]

i thought lundgaard was having a problem :(

[frozen plank]

bro

what is going on

[desert panther]

Lmao donr freak out so quick

[frozen plank]

what is this discussion about italians

[uneven coral]

Lundgaard is on the primaries so, he's got the advantage early on.

[marble willow]

idfk

[tepid elbow]

im a fast typer

[marble willow]

Ericsson V Herta

[desert panther]

Should've stopped 3 business days ago 😭

[cobalt meteor]

brawl

[tepid elbow]

will herta finally get past ericsson? tune in next week on 100 days to Indy...

[uneven coral]

He was nursing his tyres, so I'm not surprised really, and Lundgaard is also doing some overtaking while lapping.

[tepid elbow]

ok is lundgaard using push to pass

what is the red triangle next to the time

which just left

[marble willow]

Ad time

[desert panther]

Herta has to pit if he wants a result here...

losing time out there on the reds

[tepid elbow]

ok i think a red car has just passed a orange car

orange white car

[uneven coral]

He's done so by the looks of it, he has now only 157 seconds left of it.

[desert panther]

WOAH WHAT A MOVE BY KIRKWOOD

shame it's an ad 😝

[uneven coral]

So he used like 43 seconds ?

[desert panther]

Smexi would've seen it

[tepid elbow]

good job kirkwood

[thorn hawk]

wouldve been nice if i could see it

thanks pee cock

[tepid elbow]

@frozen plank confirm

[desert panther]

YEAH LMFAO

[frozen plank]

i saw it!!!!!!!!!!

goatwood meine zeigt

[tepid elbow]

urge to joke... rising

[frozen plank]

🫡

[desert panther]

What a weird place to pass simply GOATwood also he's past Herta

[tepid elbow]

thank you smexi

[desert panther]

How bad is AJ Foyt they managed to make goatwood look like a shit driver

there is so much passing going on thanks pee cock for the ads

[frozen plank]

sabotage

[tepid elbow]

jeez that green car almost passed a mclaren

[buoyant shale]

Newgardenn

[tepid elbow]

COULD THE GREEN CAR PASS THE MCLAREN??

[desert panther]

Newgarden

[tepid elbow]

ight

the green car is newgarden?

[desert panther]

Now i think it's Augustin

[frozen plank]

no

[cobalt meteor]

ez pass

[lethal parcel]

Thank goodness for Ziggo sport for streaming adfree

[frozen plank]

newgarden is blue

[buoyant shale]

Newgarden on fire

[frozen plank]

and white, no?

[cobalt meteor]

st petersburg flashbacks

[buoyant shale]

Is it on Docu or Racing

[desert panther]

Only green cars are Palou, Augustin and Callum

[lethal parcel]

Docu

[tepid elbow]

im going to assume that was augustin

or ilott

[desert panther]

Think it was augustin

[buoyant shale]

Fucking Ziggo putting IndyCar on the most irrelevant Ziggo Sport channel i dont have lol

[frozen plank]

the indy liveries are cool but it truly is confusing at times

[tepid elbow]

yeah

and newgarden passes VK

is that a t

[cobalt meteor]

because they change from race to race

[tepid elbow]

and theres another pass

[desert panther]

Newgarden looking quite strong

[tepid elbow]

and another?

[cobalt meteor]

(apparently)

[tepid elbow]

yeah i can see it

[cobalt meteor]

like i know palou wasn't green in the previous 2 rounds

[tepid elbow]

mclaughlin closing in on VK

herta pit

[desert panther]

Newgarden passing cars like they're bollards

[tepid elbow]

camapino pit

[frozen plank]

thats what i mean, theyre inconsistent and its hard to remember who is who at times

[desert panther]

Hes by

[buoyant shale]

Ziggo has a Dutch commentator so you dont have the funny thing where a Brit commentates during American ad breaks

[tepid elbow]

canapino 10.2

[frozen plank]

like goatwood goes from a full on black to pink/white

[tepid elbow]

herta 9.6

armstrong passes defrancesco

[buoyant shale]

Not bad tbf

Just a shame that during ad breaks the graphics go away

[tepid elbow]

LUNDGAARD PITS

[desert panther]

Newgarden by....Pagenaud for 8th

HUH!?!

[tepid elbow]

LUNDGAARD 7.3

[thorn hawk]

pagenaud's onboard is so ugly

[tepid elbow]

a lot of ppl r pitting

[buoyant shale]

Nah IndyCar one is fine imo

[tepid elbow]

VK 6.9

[lethal parcel]

It's quite good commentary imo

[tepid elbow]

ilott 7.1

rahal 7.4

harvey 8.2

[desert panther]

taking lots of fuel!??

slower pits than than the older ones

[tepid elbow]

herta passed by amotjer car

another*

[lethal parcel]

Ziggo has the best commentary, unlike viaplay

[tepid elbow]

oward pit

dixon pit

heres the time for pitting boyos

[buoyant shale]

Its René Hoogterp for Ziggo Indy

During Indy 500 they also have Robert Doornbos which creates a pretty good commentary duo imo

[desert panther]

Herta will be looking to get by VK

[tepid elbow]

and oward

lot of ppl r pitting this is the time to pit

primaries for dixon

7.9 oward

7.1 kirkwood

7.3 pagenaud

8.3 defran

armstrong 7.9

castro 8

[cobalt meteor]

is this a 2-stop race

[tepid elbow]

its a 90 lap race i would assume so

[buoyant shale]

Sì

Maybe 3 even

[desert panther]

MALUKAS

[tepid elbow]

WHERE IS HE

[desert panther]

BALLER

[marble willow]

Grosjean's pitting

[tepid elbow]

and i have to use the restroom so brb

[desert panther]

Alr

[marble willow]

Grosjean on primaries

[frozen plank]

GOATWARD

[lethal parcel]

Doornbos is also good

[cobalt meteor]

o'ward ez

[lethal parcel]

I do miss Olav Mol's commentary with f1

[buoyant shale]

PATO

[final kernel]

gg

[marble willow]

Sting Ray Robb pits

[thorn hawk]

WHAT A MOVE

[lethal parcel]

This is brilliant racing

[cobalt meteor]

lol

[frozen plank]

HOLY SHIT LUNDGAARD

GOD DAMN

[cobalt meteor]

nice

[buoyant shale]

Wished hed be regular second commentator instead of only Indy 500

[desert panther]

This goes so HARD

WHAT A FUCKING MOVE CHRISTIAN

[lethal parcel]

Ye

[thorn hawk]

that overtake was better than the entirety of the azerbaijan gp

[buoyant shale]

Oh damn this is good

LUNDGAARD

[marble willow]

Daring move by Lundgaard

[desert panther]

INDYCAR CLEARS F1 AND THIS IS WHY

[lethal parcel]

But Hoogterp is really good too

[desert panther]

Lundgaard is RIGHT BEHIND PALOU

[thorn hawk]

ads

bruh

[marble willow]

Lundgaard is on a roll today

[buoyant shale]

Jesus

[desert panther]

this guy i know he's got the talent this is a SHOW

[marble willow]

Also, dammit NBC

[frozen plank]

SO MANY AWKWARD SILENCES HOLY SHIT

[thorn hawk]

i wanna watch more lundgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[cobalt meteor]

lundgaard almost got him

[desert panther]

HES GOT A RUNNN

[midnight drum]

oh my that overtake

[marble willow]

Curse you NBC and your poorly timed ad breaks

[buoyant shale]

This race has been better then the last 2 F1 races already

[bright oar]

HERE COMES THE THUNDER

[desert panther]

I love IndyCar 😭

[fleet ridge]

😭

[frozen plank]

and then it was engine sounds..

[desert panther]

Palou seems to be getting his feet now against Christian

I SAID THAT TOO EARLY

THEY'RE SO CLOSE

[clear field]

Hey honestly they did a good job not making every ad full screen

[desert panther]

Go on Christian

[buoyant shale]

IndyCar is amazing, only thing it needs to fix is its broadcasting stuff

[clear field]

UK PEOPLE update us

[marble willow]

and its marketing team

[buoyant shale]

Yes

[desert panther]

GROSJEAN GOING WHEEL TO WHEEL

[frozen plank]

europeans*

[thorn hawk]

american sports broadcasts resisting the urge to put ads every 5 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-mayonaise-crying-sad-gif-25378013

[desert panther]

WITH WHOS CAR IS THAT SMEXI DO U KNOW

[frozen plank]

WHAT IS THAT PATO VIDEO

[buoyant shale]

Like cmon STOP POSTING HIGHLIGHTS WITH THE EXACT SAME THUMBNAIL ALEAUS

Malukas overtake on Grosjean

[desert panther]

PATO JUMPSCARE 😭😭😭

[thorn hawk]

and its not even a good thumbnail

[frozen plank]

malukas i think??

[buoyant shale]

OR NO

[thorn hawk]

its a horrible one

[desert panther]

MALUKAS WAS OVERTAKING GROSJEAN BUT HE HELD ON!!!

[marble willow]

Do what F1 does and post a picture from one moment of the race

[buoyant shale]

Yes lmfao

[fleet ridge]

💀

[desert panther]

Grosjean has actually been so smart with his defending today

[uneven coral]

Malukas has the net lead as of now?

[desert panther]

nope

[thorn hawk]

or any sensible sports youtube channel

[marble willow]

He's been going pretty smoothly so far

[desert panther]

Still Grosjean

[frozen plank]

wait has malukas pitted

[tepid elbow]

ok im back what did i miss while i was gone

[uneven coral]

It's still Grosjean by the looks of it.

[naive marten]

What was that audio then?

[buoyant shale]

Fr i made this in 5 mins last year

[desert panther]

Grosjean-Malukas-Oward-Palou

[frozen plank]

THE PATO VIDEO IS PLAYING

MY GOD

[marble willow]

THAT is a thumbnail

[thorn hawk]

it works very well too

[tepid elbow]

MALUKASSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSS WOOO hes p6

[desert panther]

BUT lundgaard wants to get by Palou

[uneven coral]

Not yet, he's done the opposite.

[thorn hawk]

indycar has the perfect font for thumbnails

so it would be easily to pick out

[midnight drum]

youre hired

[desert panther]

MALUKAS is by Grosjean wtf 😭

[frozen plank]

so he hasnt?

[uneven coral]

Yep

[frozen plank]

ic, thanks

[uneven coral]

He started the race on the primaries.

[desert panther]

Newgarden and Mclaughlin for the lead rn

[marble willow]

C'mon Scotty!

[thorn hawk]

scotland mclaughlin

[buoyant shale]

Its not even that good but man IndyCar sets the standard so low

[desert panther]

OH so malukas is essentially a non factor but I'm impressed how fast he is without pitting

wait no

Malukas absolutely flying

[buoyant shale]

Just need 1 graphic design/marketing intern and a good picture showcasing main event in race and youd be able to create a better thumbnail lmfao

[cobalt meteor]

does indycar have the same "you must use different compounds in each race" rule as f1

[tepid elbow]

MCLAUGHLIN LEADS

[marble willow]

Josef pits

[desert panther]

OKAY GROSJEAN THAT WAS INSANE

[desert panther]

Going for the Schumacher 3 stoppa

[cobalt meteor]

how did the direction miss that lmao

[desert panther]

Mclaughlin gets by

[tepid elbow]

newgarden pits at a time of 6.8

[thorn hawk]

they really called new tyres "freshies"

[desert panther]

Rossi is 2nd ❔

[desert panther]

freshies 😈

[tepid elbow]

WAIT

WAIT

STALLED CAR

51

[desert panther]

QHO???

[cobalt meteor]

bruh

[tepid elbow]

the 51 car is stalled

[desert panther]

WHO!!?

[marble willow]

Sting Ray Robb is out

[desert panther]

WHO IS 51

[tepid elbow]

thats robb

[desert panther]

OH ITS ROBB

[tepid elbow]

STRING RAY ROBB

[desert panther]

IS THIS A CAUTION?

[eternal ravine]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[buoyant shale]

STINGRAYROBBBJOOOOO

[frozen plank]

f

[tepid elbow]

NO CAUTION??

[uneven coral]

Sting Ray NOOO

[marble willow]

THE STINGRAY HAS STALLED

[tepid elbow]

top 4 pit

[eternal ravine]

WHY WHY ITS GOTTA BE MY BOY ROB

[thorn hawk]

oh i thought stingray was his full first name

[desert panther]

OH THATS A CAUTION 100%

[final kernel]

ikr
i barely even notice that there was actually a race going on

[tepid elbow]

NO CAUTION IT LOOKS LIKE

[marble willow]

Time for a grid shakeup

[eternal ravine]

It is. Isn't it?

[thorn hawk]

broadcast says sting ray robb

not stingray

[desert panther]

This will fuck the late stoppers won't it

[marble willow]

CAUTION

[tepid elbow]

🟨

🟨

[desert panther]

caution out

[cobalt meteor]

there you go

[tepid elbow]

grosjean leads

[thorn hawk]

and we have a cawtion ‼️

[tepid elbow]

mclaughlin is 2nd oward in p3

[desert panther]

So the three stoppers have new tyres now

the one stoppers will be struggling on the restart

[tepid elbow]

josef newgarden has timed his pit stop perfectly

[desert panther]

Two stoppers i should say

[eternal ravine]

Fucking epic

[cobalt meteor]

scott cawthon

[desert panther]

sting ray robb moment

oh no

[eternal ravine]

It literally says Sting Ray Robb on his birth certificate. love that

[thorn hawk]

wait so his first name is 2 words??

[eternal ravine]

Ye

[thorn hawk]

damn

sting ray robb lore

[desert panther]

so the universe wants mclaughlin and grosjean to crash into each other again

[tepid elbow]

malukas is P17

ad time

[fleet ridge]

First time watching indycar live…stupid question but how many drivers are there overall? 😭

[tepid elbow]

its a full ad but ofc its bc of a caution

[desert panther]

27

[frozen plank]

ANOTHER AD???

[fleet ridge]

Ah okay thank you

[frozen plank]

god this country

[fleet ridge]

💀

[desert panther]

26 now since sting ray robb is now out

[thorn hawk]

well its during a caution so it makes sense to a degree

[buoyant shale]

Not common but not impossible either ye

[frozen plank]

yep but there JUST was one

[thorn hawk]

but it doesnt excuse the number of ads every 5 minutes ‼️

[desert panther]

the universe loves team penske the way this has helped them 😭

Mclaughlin will be chomping at the bit to get by Grosjean

[fleet ridge]

I just realised I don’t have ads damn

[thorn hawk]

no i thought it was first name sting, middle name ray

and he just went by stingray

[desert panther]

stingrob

[desert panther]

imagine being named sting ray that's so silly

[thorn hawk]

i cannot think straight today

[cobalt meteor]

why don't we get this in f1

[frozen plank]

rob stings

[desert panther]

because F1 sucks

[thorn hawk]

can i get an amen

[buoyant shale]

I mean theres also Dutch/Afrikaans surnames with 3 words sometimes
Like well, van der Linde
(The van der part is an infix so it isnt capitalized)

[desert panther]

amen 🙏

[frozen plank]

amen🙏

[eternal ravine]

amen brother ✊ 😤

[buoyant shale]

All hail

[desert panther]

I feel like to win in IndyCar you have to not run at the front all day 😭

[cobalt meteor]

will this spell bad things for grosjean

[desert panther]

Yes

Mclaughlin will want to get by

[buoyant shale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415351162435534858/1002992619149860944/attachment-4.gif

[desert panther]

And they will probably crash into each other

[cobalt meteor]

also indycar gives you points if you lead one lap and you get more points if you've lead the most laps

[sterile saffron]

My heart will grosjean

[buoyant shale]

Yeah i dont even try to focus on points lmfao

[desert panther]

Mclaughlin has softer tyres and that

[buoyant shale]

Ill see after the race what happened in terms of points

[desert panther]

Hopefully Grosjean can atleast gets a top 5

[naive marten]

Hopefully a win

[desert panther]

hes not winning this

GREEEEN

[cobalt meteor]

win would be redemption

[naive marten]

He bloody deserves one

[buoyant shale]

[marble willow]

Mclaughlin's getting close

[cobalt meteor]

palou on lundgaard's gearbox

[desert panther]

LUNDGAAAAARD

[tight quiver]

he driving the thingymomboby

[buoyant shale]

CMON SCOTTY MAC

[desert panther]

LETS GO

[indigo sierra]

grojsean vs mclaughlin round 2

[buoyant shale]

LUNDGAAAARD

[uneven coral]

Go on Pato!

[tepid elbow]

and

oh boy

[marble willow]

AAAAAA

[tepid elbow]

grosjean wide turn 5

[cobalt meteor]

grosjean vs mclaughlin! surely nothing will go bad!

[buoyant shale]

SCOTTY MAC CMON

[desert panther]

Grosjean defending masterclass???

[marble willow]

Don't jinx this

[tepid elbow]

mclaughlin has 88 seconds push to pass

grosjean has 147

[marble willow]

Shit, O'Ward has 165

[buoyant shale]

No pit stops to go for Grosjean and Scotty right?

[desert panther]

No they've boxed once i think

watch Newgarden btw

hes one of the guys with new tyres

[frozen plank]

this is why supercar drivers are better than formula juan

[desert panther]

WHAT'S THIS CRAZY BATTLE THEY'RE SHOWING 😭

[tepid elbow]

ok what do the triangles mean

the triangles next to the timing

[lethal scroll]

Who’s leading?

[tepid elbow]

grosjean

[desert panther]

Grosjean

[marble willow]

Grosjean

[desert panther]

who's in the one cure car?

[lethal scroll]

Does he still have to stop? Or any others yet to pit?

[desert panther]

That's pedersen i think

[tepid elbow]

hold on

what is that replay

[cobalt meteor]

castroneves™️

[eternal ravine]

Rahal

[marble willow]

47

[desert panther]

Like 40 something

47

Yeah

[cobalt meteor]

who hit daly

[desert panther]

Graham

[lethal scroll]

Man i just hope grosjean wins

[marble willow]

He's been racing since the 1990s

[eternal ravine]

real

[eternal ravine]

@stray totem

[desert panther]

Mclaughlin and Grosjean gap stabilized to about 0.5

they've absolutely dropped the rest of the field

4 seconds

[marble willow]

He drove in CART and then made the switch to the IRL/Indycar in the 2000s

[tepid elbow]

and castroneves just ogt passed twice

[desert panther]

OH a meyer shank car wide

absolute send by Pedersen knocked castro

[cobalt meteor]

what is castroneves cooking 🔥

[desert panther]

2023 indy 500 winner imho

[uneven coral]

You can't separate this man from P13.

[eternal ravine]

Put Tom Blomqvist in the 06 car plz

[desert panther]

I second

[marble willow]

2023 IMSA GTP Champion

[eternal ravine]

I love Helio, but he gotta go

[desert panther]

i love helio and i think he's just in the final years of full IndyCar years

[cobalt meteor]

apparently the guy's fucking 47

[eternal ravine]

He did like two races 💀

[marble willow]

Mario Andretti raced into his 50's when he was doing Indycar

His last season in 1994 saw him at 54 years old

[tepid elbow]

isnt dixon old

[uneven coral]

Didn't Bobby Rahal also retire when he was 44 years old ?

[cobalt meteor]

42

[marble willow]

A couple months younger than Jenson Button

[uneven coral]

I like how IndyCar drivers mostly retire when they're in their mid 40s.

[eternal ravine]

Meanwhile F1: I am 28 years old. Its time to go

[frozen plank]

grosjean will win.

[cobalt meteor]

hey what if sebastian vettel was to join indycar

[timber storm]

Dunno

[desert panther]

Mclaughlin is catching up 😰

[frozen plank]

P17 aint ready🔥🔥🔥🔥

indycar doesnt have newey so vettel would be finished

[desert panther]

hauger if he was in IndyCar: P27 ain't ready 🔥

[timber storm]

Kinda true tbh

[desert panther]

Verstappen when he is in IndyCar

P18

[marble willow]

Indycar used to have newey

[frozen plank]

hauger is going to indy to DESTROY ericsson

[umbral oar]

Indycar is truly satisfying my racing itch for the day

[tepid elbow]

lies

wait

not lies

[marble willow]

He worked with March

[eternal ravine]

Herta in F1, P20 +2 laps down 🔥

[tepid elbow]

i forgot about that time he was with march

[marble willow]

He was also Mario Andretti's engineer in 1987

[desert panther]

Ericsson #owns Pauger

Mclaughlin is now attacking 😰

[tepid elbow]

o fr? damn

[desert panther]

😰😰😰😰

[uneven coral]

Fun fact: Ferrari offered Newey to be their technical director in their planned IndyCar project back in 1985.

[umbral oar]

I just realized today this this is the same McLaughlin from aussie supercar

[desert panther]

I'm scared 😰

[tepid elbow]

ad time

its a full ad

[desert panther]

CRINGE

[umbral oar]

Merica

[desert panther]

When he still had hair 🔥

[frozen plank]

ANOTHER ONE????

[bright oar]

[frozen plank]

MY GOD

[marble willow]

Newey + Ferrari + Indycar

An unholy trinity I'd never think of

[tepid elbow]

3 days

[uneven coral]

One of Newey's car won the Indy 500.

[tepid elbow]

1 winner

thousands of entrants

[desert panther]

ANOTHER WHAT

[marble willow]

The March 86c

[frozen plank]

ad????

[uneven coral]

Indeed!

[tepid elbow]

full ad

[frozen plank]

this song is fire tho

[desert panther]

Oh you freaked me out i thought they had a caution 😭

[frozen plank]

i dont rock w country but im rocking w this one

[bright oar]

I WAS BORN COUNTRY

[desert panther]

good country song (impossible)

I WAS BORN COUNTRY RAAAAGGHH

[marble willow]

I love that car

[uneven coral]

Imagine if that worked out, lmao.

[desert panther]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

I WAS BORN COUNTRY

[frozen plank]

so far today, motogp > indy > f2 > f1

[umbral oar]

Oh sheeeet motogp

[bright oar]

but were you born country?

[desert panther]

IndyCar's strategy intrigue is underrated so far I've enjoyed motogp and IndyCar equally

Also Power chomping at the bits of dickson

[tepid elbow]

YOU CAN DRIVE A CORVETTE

[marble willow]

Wait a minute, Newey also did the March 85C, which also won the 1985 Indy 500

[tepid elbow]

courtesy of hyvee

[frozen plank]

im born country baby🦅🦅

[umbral oar]

At least we just ahd a good commercial for once

Though idk what it was for

[uneven coral]

🐐

[tepid elbow]

malukas is p16

[eternal ravine]

But RLL uses Honda engines

[desert panther]

This rahal/pederson battle goes hard

[umbral oar]

I'm gonna win the Hyvee corvette

[desert panther]

Also who loves to see ferucci P19

[indigo sierra]

🙋‍♂️

[desert panther]

Are you now 😰

[bright oar]

European car giveaways: Random suv
American car giveaways: Corvette

[desert panther]

love it 🔥

[uneven coral]

Not me. (I watched F2 in 2018)

[frozen plank]

i have 1%🔥🔥

[umbral oar]

We really have amazing tracks like this Indy one in America yet we're going to stupid vegas

[desert panther]

i watched F2 in 2018 and that is exactly why i like seeing him in P19 🔥

[eternal ravine]

I loved it when he was not on the grid

[desert panther]

Exactly

[marble willow]

Barber wouldn't work for F1 though

[umbral oar]

Thats a shame

[uneven coral]

That's a smart elaboration.

[marble willow]

Probably

[uneven coral]

But yeah, I don't like the guy nor dislike him.

[thorn hawk]

santino furryicci

[bright oar]

Would long beach be worse than Monaco for F1?

[marble willow]

Grosjean is pitting

[tepid elbow]

GROSJEAN PITS

[desert panther]

He was racist to his teammate and then crashed into him on purpose so like

I really dislike him

[eternal ravine]

Lap times gonna be like 40s 💀

[tepid elbow]

GROSJEAN IS PITTING

[marble willow]

O ward pits too

[tepid elbow]

HIS TIME IS 8.4

[thorn hawk]

definitely to drive but not to race

[frozen plank]

any race is hot dogshit for f1 nowadays anyway

[umbral oar]

You people's stream is always a few seconds ahead of mine no matter what I do

[desert panther]

Race winning pitstop or bust?!! Let's find out 😰