monaco-gp

[feral bronze]

purely off of vibes

[serene laurel]

Mine is Lewis kimi charles

[feral bronze]

monaco isn’t exactly known as a good track for lewis

kimi either podium or the wall

[serene laurel]

Ya but ferrari is better than merc in the corners

[feral bronze]

his euro stint last year was atrocious

[serene laurel]

Lets see If he can turn the tables

[feral bronze]

Charles is better in Monaco

he was running p2 last year even with that shitbox of a car

[serene laurel]

I hope the strat is not messed up in monaco

[feral bronze]

let’s hope not

[grand bobcat]

i hope leclerc wins

kimi is 4th streak

[compact ore]

Our engine has been made illegal anyways

So we loosing 3 tenths a lap

[pale tusk]

whats the latest in the paddock? the merc engine is illegal? not following it much lowkey

dont have the game in me no more to be obssessed over the technicalities

[feral bronze]

Only after the tests right?

Which they will pass

[compact ore]

They found a loophole which boosted their engine output from 16:1 to 18:1

Which is over the limit but since it pasts the tests when it’s not active it was allowed

Now it’s been made illegal after the Canadian GP

But tbh Monaco isn’t down to power unit it’s just downforce

[feral bronze]

Which is why Ferrari will win

[upbeat island]

As always, depends mostly on the quali and the start, but I wonder how would It be with the new reglament

[edgy moon]

Hello guys

[sly badger]

https://x.com/i/status/2059578380358439095

The Race (@wearetherace)

😬 Of all the teams on the grid, McLaren has completed the fewest grand prix laps so far this season:

X · May 27, 2026, 10:12 AM

[sturdy merlin]

@vapid magnet

my long lost amigo

[solemn egret]

It's time for the most boring race of the calendar.

Was Monaco more exciting back in the early days than it is today?

[shrewd basalt]

aston has more laps than mclaren im crying

reigning world constructors btw

[obtuse bone]

2nd Silver War

Might pull another Hamilton Rosberg controversy in the next few gps

[sudden bough]

battle of montreal

[vernal holly]

https://x.com/gucci/status/2059606100949811438

gucci (@gucci)

GUCCI RACING

The House enters Formula One, becoming title partner of the Alpine Formula One Team from 2027, and introduces Gucci Racing—a new business and experiential platform at the intersection of luxury and sport.

#GucciRacing @AlpineF1Team

X · May 27, 2026, 12:02 PM

[upbeat trench]

Where did you hear/read that?

[ruby oasis]

I second this

[crimson plinth]

No way they're behind aston😭

[vernal holly]

https://x.com/alpinecars/status/2059608208495296851

Alpine Cars (@alpinecars)

Luxury takes the grid: Gucci announces title partnership with Alpine Formula One Team starting next season.

From the 2027 FIA Formula One World Championship, we will race as ‘Gucci Racing Alpine Formula One Team’ and compete in Gucci colours. This will be the first time a luxury

X · May 27, 2026, 12:10 PM

[peak osprey]

Lawson might be the most underrated driver on The grid

[tired wind]

My fantasy F1 circuit, thoughts?

[split bane]

Seems a similar Paul Ricard circuit layout

Some kind of at least

[stark cosmos]

new alpine anthem dropped

[tidal mist]

Oh god I jsut saw it

[rich sand]

https://x.com/alpinecars/status/2059608208495296851?s=20

Alpine Cars (@alpinecars)

Luxury takes the grid: Gucci announces title partnership with Alpine Formula One Team starting next season.

From the 2027 FIA Formula One World Championship, we will race as ‘Gucci Racing Alpine Formula One Team’ and compete in Gucci colours. This will be the first time a luxury

X · May 27, 2026, 12:10 PM

alpine dropped

[azure owl]

Lotus livery is back

[brave ridge]

This sounds like it could bring a huge facelift to Alpine in F1, alongside the Mercedes PU partnership that started this year and is doing them quite well so far

[covert quiver]

I have a question guys mclaren is a car manufacturer's right ? Then why can't they make a PU unlike RB who is not a car manufacturers they make their own PU ?

[split bane]

They make their own suspensions and gearbox, along with the rest of the car aside the engine, they can't basically because they don't have a factory to make an engine

[covert quiver]

So for their hypercars who engine they use ?

[split bane]

I mean, the F1 McLaren does not have factory, i am no expert in WEC

i searched up and it is made by McLaren in conjunction with the Italian engineering Autotecnica Motori

[rich sand]

dude thats crazy

they just started as an F1 team

what was their expectations

fix your car

[split bane]

Seems to be made up just to have Herta in Cadillac

[simple ravine]

Bottas isn’t that good

[sudden bough]

this is js a

clickbait title btw

[barren ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-gif-26472005

[pale tusk]

sky italy is just never trustowrthy

[feral bronze]

Charles after winning Monaco this year

[covert wraith]

as bullshit as the ocon getting kicked out mid-season rumors

[barren ferry]

Fr

I watched Canada HOLY SHIT it was crazy

But 3 formation laps

No no

[feral bronze]

Yeah

[barren ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-gif-18795457

[fickle rover]

there might be a non-mercedes driver who will win a race or two. which among them has the best chance of becoming this driver

[barren ferry]

Yeah but who like?

[pale tusk]

iirc monaco has mandatory pits now right?

[covert wraith]

mandatory 2-stop? that's gone

[feral bronze]

Yeah

[fickle rover]

maybe the ferrari drivers could do it, the mclaren drivers could

(they just need good strategy)

[barren ferry]

Its mclaren no good strategy is happening

[pale tusk]

its either ferrari/mclaren/verstappen

thats the only hard coded answer to that question

but less to mclaren considering their fuck up on the tyre strat

[barren ferry]

Yeah

[barren ferry]

Exactly

[weary stump]

https://tenor.com/view/you've-got-a-problem-change-your-car-horner-f1-christian-horner-toto-wolff-gif-6988946829714204564

[barren ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/lando-norris-f1-f1radio-funny-talent-gif-25071569

[pale tusk]

what happened to mclaren's strategy team anyway? they fuckin hire the ferrari people?

[covert wraith]

ferrari and mclaren both have a genuine shot in monaco

[feral bronze]

They’ve been fucking up since like mid season last year

[pale tusk]

fair enough

but this one was genuinely abysmal

[fickle rover]

remember when mclaren double dnf'd in china

[barren ferry]

I wouldn't be surprised

[weary stump]

DNS'd*

[pale tusk]

first double dns since 2005

crazy

[covert wraith]

could happen again with all the reliability issues they seem to have

[weary stump]

The double DNS was in 2005 US GP?

[pale tusk]

yeah iirc

[strange herald]

i reckon audi will have a doule dns this season

[crimson raptor]

what's next

[wild elbow]

Double dnq 🔥 🔥 🔥

[crimson raptor]

inshallah 🙏

[winter forge]

Norris

Most consistent driver thus far, best engine, best development team

And he’s already won a sprint

[weak turret]

Foxed my fantasy team

Fixed

Leclerc 2026 Monaco 🙏

[wild elbow]

Each Ferrari and McLaren driver jumped both Mercedes at least once for the lead of a race on the start

Leclerc was Australia and Miami, Oscar was Japan, Lewis was China, and lando was Canada

[coarse stream]

yo wsup guys

[wild elbow]

Hello

[sudden bough]

lando

hes challenged merc already and has the car

to do so

[remote parrot]

mercedes starts r ahh

yea lando coudlve gotten a podium

but he was on inters

and his gearbox got cooked

https://tenor.com/view/lando-lando-norris-ln4-lando-norris-meme-ln4-meme-gif-15556589168872036398

[warm patio]

Im calling it, ferrari 1-2

[winter forge]

It would’ve been really interesting to see if he could’ve contended for the win

Because he was pretty fast in the sprint

His title defence has sneakily been absolutely fantastic

Just a shame the car isn’t quite there yet

[tulip saddle]

yea ferrari 1-2 pizzas

[warm patio]

Chaler will won
Ye this is a past future sentence

[tulip saddle]

if anything a pizza munching kid will steal the win from the pole holder and throw lasagnas at their gearboxes

[warm patio]

Maybe

[tulip saddle]

bro even as a ferrari fan

i dont beleive ts

ur delulu af

there are levels to this

i HOPE charles wins

agian

and i will cry if he does

but ik he wont

because ferrari

will have a tea break

[keen hound]

Ok

[glossy kite]

We got it bro don't you worry

[tulip saddle]

ehh ig

[glossy kite]

Ferrari 1 and 2

[tulip saddle]

he has form

[glossy kite]

Exactly

[sturdy apex]

charles 1st
lewis 2nd
max 3rd

[remote lily]

This feels a little racist

[remote lily]

A home win for Charles would be so sweet 🥺🥹

[remote lily]

Yass

[tulip saddle]

its a joke

[tulip saddle]

a second one too

especially around monaco

[remote lily]

I know. I just dont like that the joke is his race...

[tulip saddle]

which is special to many other drivers

[remote lily]

I know. So peak 🥹🥺

[tulip saddle]

??

thats not racist

[remote lily]

Cmon. "Pizza munching kid"

[tulip saddle]

it happens for everyone

[tulip saddle]

its not supposed to be racist

its even worded like that

pizza munching isnt something i would find offensive personally

[remote lily]

I guess

[marble moth]

Oi

Hi

[remote lily]

Hi

[tight moss]

Goo goo gaa gaa

[austere dew]

Gugugaga

[tight moss]

Ummy mummy

[mossy steeple]

YAY

[sudden bough]

which one would yall vote for

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/crypto-com-overtake-of-the-month-award-2026.2KfCJDL517k16xwIC8P9e2

[covert wraith]

gimme piastri wall of championing lewis

[regal drift]

Alright serious question, who are we thinking are the 2026 title contenders?

I honestly think both Mercs, and Hamilton have a shot

[river breach]

both merc with norris

noway hamilton has a shot

[radiant scarab]

Leclerc is literally ahead of Lewis

[river breach]

only hope for ferrari imo are hungary and monaco

others grand prix are upto the racing gods to decide

[regal drift]

For now, Lewis is no longer using the sim and he said that's what drags him down so

[regal drift]

True but also merc no longer have the compression ratio advantage in their engines

[river breach]

being a better driver cannot overcome a deficit in speed

[radiant scarab]

You name is misspelled it should be Monsieur not Monseur

[regal drift]

And I believe Ferrari are bringing a new engine to spa, I might be wrong

[river breach]

yes

[regal drift]

I know, I have it Monseur on purpose

[river breach]

but i think merc is still sandbagging

[radiant scarab]

I see

[river breach]

compression ratio seems like a cover up to a bigger thing

[radiant scarab]

Aren't they officially illegal now?

Their car I mean

[regal drift]

Yes

[rich yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423112995590111233/1404334553094557770/speechmemified_charles_lechair.gif

[sudden bough]

to think this was almost 3 yrs ago

[river breach]

fever dream

[river breach]

not now

[sudden bough]

it was

[river breach]

i think the tests are in june or july

but even thats a 130 degree test for an engine exceeding way higher temps than that

[sudden bough]

this top 3

[river breach]

estie bestie

[sudden bough]

is on the podium

[frank tendon]

how to get these 23 or 16

:)

i wanna get 16

[unborn mirage]

how many overtakes will happen in monaco? place ur bets

[frank tendon]

could i get an answer on my question? pls :)

[regal drift]

i actually think there will be more this year

[unborn mirage]

go to the roles channel

[regal drift]

like i think now they can overtake into T1

[shadow jungle]

Penalty

5 seconds

[unborn mirage]

i hope so, how smaller are they now? 10cm?

[regal drift]

Yeah some smaller but also with the boost or whatever being much more powerful than overtake i feel like one car can gain more over another can in a straight line

so on the main straight and the tunnel they might stand a chance

[unborn mirage]

ye im not really there yet to have figured out how these boosts will matter for every track, still a bit confused by it, seems the boost is determined by the computer anyway no?

[frank tendon]

I cang find the channel

[unborn mirage]

all the way at the top, above rules

[frank tendon]

Thanks

[regal drift]

Yeah it is confusing as hell ngl, i think the driver can manually deploy boost no? when they're within 1 second they are allowed to deploy anywhere? or am i stupid?

[unborn mirage]

the 1 second thing is only recharge allowance

[regal drift]

ohhh right ok

[regal drift]

but tbf if you think about it, so far we haven't had 1 boring race

[frank tendon]

:)

[regal drift]

japan was a little meh but still entertaining

[frank tendon]

I love f1

[unborn mirage]

kinda sad they delayed miami

want to see a proper wet race with these regs

sorry pushed foreward

but i guess it was because of the lightning

[river breach]

nopeee

10cm is way more

[covert wraith]

10cm narrower yep

in wheelbase as well they’re something like 20-30cm shorter

[river breach]

wait

nvm

its 20cm

mb

[covert wraith]

which doesnt sound like much until you see them in person

trust me they are a lot smaller than last year’s cars

[river breach]

kind of similar to 2016 cars ig

[craggy quiver]

woah

[remote lily]

Yassss

[crimson raptor]

Mommy wants an entertaining Monaco GP

[dusty tulip]

Buy me a ticket to Monaco guys

[crimson raptor]

kayakakk should seek employment

[upper glade]

Mommy should seek f1 game online lobby

[jagged osprey]

dubba hubba

so hear me out. mclaren lowkey gonna clutch up these next few weekends

they got the car but they better not be tryna apply for red on their car

[woven leaf]

My uncle is going to the Monaco gp

Idk why bc he doesnt like f1 he just loaded and bored

[icy whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1122448521375784980/1133604934147911681/attachment.gif

[sudden bough]

their car has the pace

but their strategy team didn’t have the brains in Canada

[remote lily]

Thats your mum?! How young are you? 😭 shes like my age

You must be an infant

[crimson raptor]

no it's like

a meme on twitter 😭😭😭😭

[remote lily]

Oh 😭😭😭

[thin berry]

?

[hollow lily]

Colapinto’s dreams about becoming Stroll

[hollow lily]

They gonna win Monaco if Leclerc doesn’t win

[regal drift]

I keep saying i think its a ferrari 1-2 in monaco because they're the best in slow speed corners

[hollow lily]

Hamilton will find a way to mess up as always

[regal drift]

bro you're a lewis supporter?? 😭

[rose pier]

I must have it but in kubica version

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Valtteri Bottas for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[autumn bay]

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow widget]

please wait 4.1 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Nico Hulkenberg.

[slate bluff]

[sudden bough]

o7

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Sergio Perez.

[night beacon]

damn

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Lando Norris for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[fervent wind]

ok lock in lando

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Kimi Antonelli for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[gilded wraith]

ok!

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Oliver Bearman for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[leaden cape]

Bro

[sudden bough]

twin

[icy widget]

OMG

NO

[hollow widget]

please wait 5.9 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

[icy widget]

NO BRO WHY

gg

i got lance stroll

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Lance Stroll.

[icy widget]

COULDVE AT LEAST GIVEN ME A AUDI DRIVER

[gilded wraith]

rip

so what happens if the driver we have wins

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Oliver Bearman for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[autumn bay]

Why bottas

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Pierre Gasly for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[vale basin]

damn it

[hollow widget]

please wait 3.5 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

[serene rock]

Bruh i got lance

I guess he was the only one to pass someone last year so maybe it’s good

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Oliver Bearman for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[bright bane]

oh bro

[gilded wraith]

who else has kimi antonelli

[bright bane]

😭

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Esteban Ocon for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[bright bane]

bearman is good but the car...

[bright bane]

fellow haas person!

[icy widget]

NOBODY IS GETTING ANYONE DECENT😭😭

Same few people

[hollow widget]

please wait 4.1 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Lewis Hamilton.

[gentle pelican]

i got hamilton

which i hope does well

in monaco

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Lance Stroll for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[signal rune]

aw hn

i reject ts

[scarlet vessel]

What r ur opinions on kimis tire management?

[austere dew]

Tuff pfp

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Arvid Lindblad.

[tidal plume]

I didnt even rng for this race but okay -_-

[elder tartan]

I GOT ASSIGN CHARLES

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Lando Norris for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[elder tartan]

[finite violet]

ok fhats fine

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Charles Leclerc.

[static remnant]

LETS GOOO

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Oliver Bearman.

You randomly got assigned George Russell for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[boreal idol]

Nooooo

Not great not terrible

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Lando Norris.

[finite violet]

i think we will get first lap overtakes

nothing else

[regal drift]

Between Canada and Spain????

I thought it was just banned after Canada???

You're telling me they get it back after Spain!?

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Max Verstappen for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[novel knoll]

PIERREEE GASLYYY

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Nico Hulkenberg for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[lethal canopy]

Bro....

P14 incoming

[hollow widget]

please wait 4.2 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

[snow tinsel]

p11*

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

You randomly got assigned Franco Colapinto for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[somber comet]

am i cooked

[stark cosmos]

The 'never looked at recent results' award goes to...

[somber comet]

franco is not gonna cook in monaco

[stark cosmos]

Nah, just let him cook

[somber comet]

ik miami and canada were good but i think monaco can be tricky

[stark cosmos]

he gonna bring some points in, trust

theres so many more drivers that you'd be cooked rolling

[frigid fable]

Hi lol

[snow tinsel]

LUCKY ASF

[steady echo]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTT

[sudden bough]

idk

he’s doing good rn

[granite barn]

Did yall see that Gucci sponsor is confirmed

[granite barn]

I got hulkenburg😭

Also, mercedes engine loophole banned going into monaco

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Valtteri Bottas for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[fair dune]

Bro

[austere dew]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gameboyjones-hakari-green-screen-black-guy-gif-7781853818237960786

[steady echo]

youre 100% cooked

[waxen vector]

https://tenor.com/view/gag-grow-a-garden-roblox-admin-abuse-update-party-gif-6063085701979869120

[junior frost]

Monnaco ferrari billionaire's just choose to ban mercedes engine, everything seems fine

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[hybrid kraken]

gold gold gold

[jade lintel]

Looking quite rainy in Monaco ⁉️

Maybe we can finally get a wet race

[snow tinsel]

race cancelled 😥😨

[covert wraith]

hm

[austere dew]

No bru

They race in the rain

[snow tinsel]

storm gng

[covert wraith]

itll probably be dry all weekend

[snow tinsel]

so i shouldn't bet on stroll?

[covert wraith]

monaco in the summer gets basically no rain

[covert wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[snow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[balmy helm]

id say bet on antonelli atp

or maybe a red bull and antonelli

[snow tinsel]

HELL NO

[balmy helm]

why not

[snow tinsel]

antonelli sucks at monaco and redbull sucks in general

[balmy helm]

eh

why not charles

[snow tinsel]

charles is the goat

[balmy helm]

cuz hes aight at monaco

[snow tinsel]

he's already winning the wdc this year

[balmy helm]

whats the 2nd best at monaco

[snow tinsel]

hamilton probably

[balmy helm]

put bets on both

charles might be inconsistent

[lean beacon]

hyo guys have u guys heard the news

is it real or nah

the one where they said mercedes having an illegal engine smh

[granite barn]

Do yall think bottas will actually lose his seat?

[bleak tree]

maybe

for rafael

but prob not

too early

[bleak tree]

thatis not new news

its not illegal

its a loophole

it got banend now tho

after montreal

it gets banned technically on liyk june 3

so before monaco

now its not that big of a change tho bc of upgrades

[novel knoll]

But it means Mercedes supremacy is now put into question
(My hopium is about to run out)

[snow tinsel]

it means ferrari win it all

[novel knoll]

Here is hoping

[lean beacon]

huwhahh sorryyy i catched up super lateee cs it just blew up on tiktokk

[novel knoll]

Probably because it was destined to be addressed before the monaco GP

So makes sense

[brittle pebble]

wow that's unexpected

[novel knoll]

Alpine switching colours to gold would be the greatest plot twist of the century

Welcome back, Lotus.

[royal ice]

oh boy
https://www.motorsportweek.com/2026/05/27/cadillac-to-consider-valtteri-bottas-f1-axe-colton-herta-replacement-report/#:~:text=Seater Formula 1-,Cadillac to consider Valtteri Bottas F1 axe%2C Colton,lined-up as replacement – report&text=Cadillac is considering dropping Valtteri,replace him%2C according to reports.

[brittle pebble]

Finally, a better livery for Alpine

[novel knoll]

But if you close your eyes..!

It almost feels like nothing changed at all!

Dark green and gold

Good enough

[brittle pebble]

now , LV might be intersted to F1

[tight pine]

I see so many people debating whether thsi should have been a time penalty, a fine, or neither

But I personally think it’s a 10 sec penalty

For ocon

[dry agate]

Borderline something something

[tight pine]

Istg max HAD to be the one who tweeted that

[dry agate]

Fr 😭😭

Loved it tho

[marble owl]

[tight pine]

Yeah genuienly so funny I laughed so hard after😭😭

Ill be fr idk why they decided to give a 5k fine to Russell

That’s like his weekly allowance or sum

[dry agate]

Yeah ik

Not a big deal bros

[marble owl]

i think the fine was like if that happens again in the next year or that year then he has to pay or smtgh
but idk not sure

[dry agate]

Yeah

The 12 month thing

[tight pine]

Yeah it’s suspended by 12 montage

I saw so many people thinking it meant Russell was banned from racing for 12 months😭

[dry agate]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST

I wish

[tight pine]

I mean yeah if I were in his position I would also be hella angry, plus he also apologized I think

[tight pine]

Yeah I know it’s hella confusing 😭

[dry agate]

Mercedes is a THREAT to max winning his 5th title

[tight pine]

Nah you don’t understand, we NEED Alonso wdc again✊✊

GOATlonso

[dry agate]

Alonso is done bro 😭

[tight pine]

Nah trust cuz he brought that absolute tractor of a car in p10 for a while in Canada

[dry agate]

Does Honda make their engine?

[versed marten]

No

[stiff nova]

hello guyss

[sudden bough]

hes p22 in the standings

soooo if u flip the table upside down he wins

its all part of the alonso masterplan

el plan

[dry agate]

He's below stroll??

Oh he's done frfr

[sudden bough]

on countback yes

both have a p15 now

strolls highest other finish was p17 in miami

while alonsos was p18, suzuka

[tight pine]

Nah liek he didn’t finish there but he WAS in p10 for like a lap or a few laps

And that’s basically a p1 finish for Aston Martin

Trust

[tight pine]

Trust bro el plan will work🙏🙏

[tight pine]

Yes bro because stroll the goat he be breaking records left and right

For example

He js became the first driver to be outlapped 15 times in 60 years

[dry agate]

HAH

HAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[echo urchin]

It’s depressing

[versed marten]

When it comes to being the worst driver of all time strolls the goat

[glass rock]

NO WAY

NO WAY

STROLL SUCKS

STROLL SUCKS

NO WAY

[bleak tree]

nah mercedes still more horsepwoer

[bleak tree]

rumored for a while

[bleak tree]

bro he was still racing lol

[bleak tree]

yes

[bleak tree]

yes they are the engine compnay

[dry agate]

Maybe that's why Aston is horrible

[bleak tree]

yes htat is the reason

the whole reason

is aston's engine sucks and like it was falling apart and causing vibrations

its fixed now but

still they have such low hp

[versed marten]

What about stroll

He some how takes about a second off each of the cars paces

[dry agate]

His career stats btw

[versed marten]

I didn't realize how bad it was

😭

How has over the nearly 200 GPs he's been in he has an average of 1.6 points per race

Tis is tragic

[dry agate]

Nah fr

Poor dude

Alonso's even poorer bro

[versed marten]

Yeah but the difference is that Alonso can actually drive, he's just in a shit box

[rare geode]

whats the point of the #poles stat

if you start on pole you have the highest grid position

and in the "highest grid position" stat, they have the number of times you get 1

amd then if the highest grid position is anything other than 1, then its just zero pole positions

so if grid penalties dont get counted as "qualified on pole but did not start first", and it adds to your # poles and not the number of times you started first

then the # poles stat is useless

[rare geode]

this is the only use i can find for it, IF u dont get stripped from pole when serving a grid penalty

[echo urchin]

Im thinking it could be like if Alonso ever qualified P2 but he was promoted to P1 because of the pole sitter getting penalised or something

And then it would show highest grid position: 1st x23 and then poles would be x22

Ok I didnt even read ur other messages im ngl

Idk

[rare geode]

yeah i said that

that might be what that is

[naive spear]

googoogaagaa

[main fog]

BREAKING NEWS

The Monaco GP will take place at Monte-Carlo

[regal spade]

they should rename it to monte carlo gp

[safe ember]

im highkey excited

[thick frigate]

Here we go

[vapid knot]

1:09.954

[thin wing]

Does anyone here play fc mobile

Ik its off topic

[sharp vector]

Off topic I do

[viral moth]

Off topic i do

[silver dew]

New Williams mascot just dropped

[orchid solstice]

"pole position"

[hollow lily]

I did

[civic veldt]

Anyone from India?

[shrewd marten]

No but is India cool

Bcuz they got good food

So I would expect them to be cool

[orchid solstice]

lindblad

[white chasm]

arvid linblad

indian descent

[echo urchin]

he is british swedish and indian

[granite barn]

How we feeling abt Gucci racing so far

[eager cobalt]

Is merc engine finally illegal?

[granite barn]

No, it was a loophole

That was banned

The overall engine is still allowed

[eager cobalt]

Now is it banned now or not?

[granite barn]

But they're predicted to lose 1-3 tenths per lap

[granite barn]

Not the whole engine, just the loophole to make it go faster

[orchid solstice]

it's the ratio right?

[granite barn]

Yeah

[eager cobalt]

Yes sir

[granite barn]

But with kimis pace, the 3 tenths per lap might not matter

[eager cobalt]

Oh it will matter bro

[orchid solstice]

y'all think Mercedes could still dominate

[granite barn]

10 sec ahead means 30 laps to lose that pace

[eager cobalt]

Like driver can do stuff but he's gonna need engine too and now mercs bye bye

[granite barn]

If merc dominates still i hope it's kimi and not george

Can we all agree at least on that

[eager cobalt]

Not happening but we'll see after Monaco

[granite barn]

The problem is the lead that they have

And with 2 great drivers, it'll be hard for mclaren and Ferrari to catch up

[eager cobalt]

Pasta team will get them like we had 2022 uff shit happens fast

[granite barn]

And with a Ford engine, red bull can't

[eager cobalt]

No doubt but c'mon pasta got lulu man

[granite barn]

Hamilton 8th wdc in 2026???

[granite barn]

If he keeps on pace he should win at least 1 grand prix this year

But ferrari is having a loophole banned too

With their exhaust

[eager cobalt]

If ferrari locks in he might win the championship tbh

[eager cobalt]

Exhaust will be banned next year

[granite barn]

But then there's thr problem that mclaren is so far behind that it'll be almost impossible to catch up

[granite barn]

Thank god

As much as I want kimi wdc

Cus youngest ever

[eager cobalt]

We don't talk about papaya

[granite barn]

Id much rather have charles or hamilton

[eager cobalt]

Let's hope lulu gets the championship

[granite barn]

Hell I'll settle for papaya as long as is pastry

My prediction is that Ferrari will win monaco

With kimi 2nd

[eager cobalt]

Yeah tbh last year i wanted piastri but mf forgot how to drive that zak bitch ass

[granite barn]

And other ferrari 3rd

[eager cobalt]

Lulu winning without simulator

[granite barn]

So

1. Ferrari
2. Kimi
3. Ferrari

I want charles to win his home race

And long as kimi or a Ferrari win monza we good

[eager cobalt]

Nah c'mon lulu for the monaco another record

[granite barn]

Biggest gap recovered was max in 2022 with a 46 point gap btw

Kimi has a 43 point lead to George rn

[eager cobalt]

Charles bottled when he had the championship car in 2022 it's his time to chill and eat pasta

[granite barn]

And max had dnfs so thats how the gap got there, George has been racing

[eager cobalt]

Yeah cause that illegal engine meow meow like 2022 redbull was illegal now merc 💀

[granite barn]

Except montreal

[granite barn]

But it was red bull v Ferrari engine

Now it's merc v merc

George isn't gna catch kimi

This year is gna 100% have a new wdc tho

[eager cobalt]

George is going to play dirty won't blame him but kimi will do that too because teen head yk

[eager cobalt]

Yeah lulu😋

[granite barn]

If I was 19 in a merc I'd play dirty too

[granite barn]

Exactly new winner

In ferrari

[eager cobalt]

Fr can't blame xd when you got championship shot too

[granite barn]

Youngest ever championship leader too

If he wins he'll hold the record, with 2nd place being vettel

[eager cobalt]

He gonna get lots of bitches 💀💀

[granite barn]

Who won at 24 yrs

And kimi would be 20

[eager cobalt]

Meow meow

[granite barn]

That's a 4.5 yr difference

So i lwk want kimi to win this year, then let Lewis win next

[eager cobalt]

Yeah let's see whose gonna bottle and whose gonna win

[eager cobalt]

I won't mind this tbh but still want lewis to win this year too xd

Btw when's the Monaco gp?

[granite barn]

Ya, but we gotta at least let kimi have his moment of fame

[granite barn]

June 7th

Idk the exact time

[eager cobalt]

Next week

[granite barn]

June 5th-7th tho

Yes next weekend

[eager cobalt]

Yeah let him get them ho***

I support pasta in mercs too

[granite barn]

Do we think caddy will score points?

Lwk, at this pace yeah

At least 1

[eager cobalt]

But let's lulu be second in championship 😫

[granite barn]

It'll be perez tho, not bottas

Totally real not mistake

Trust

Kimi is definitely up by 66

[eager cobalt]

Can't be sure tbh anyone can do that they just have to get bit lucky both are good drives tbh i support both of them

[granite barn]

Bottas hasn't been good enough tho

And perez got 11th in the sprint

12th technically cus of a penalty

But finished the race 11th

[eager cobalt]

Lewis is second in championship?

[granite barn]

Bo

No

The stream messed up

At montreal

Showed double points

[eager cobalt]

I was like when tf this happened 😂😂

But it will happen 😋

[granite barn]

Basically if kimi wins again he'll be at 156💀

[eager cobalt]

Woody boy gonna break some boots.

[granite barn]

Only 1 driver has had podium every race this season btw

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-antonelli-mercedes-f1-eyy-gif-2653383506048368741

[eager cobalt]

Me c engine be doing hard work

[granite barn]

U cant deny that kimi is good tho

Plus, lewis won most of his in a merc

Kimi needs 4 more wins to tie charles btw

[eager cobalt]

Ferrai's generational talent btw 😂😂😂😂😂

[eager cobalt]

Yeah but man 2018 we know ferrari was cooking but lewis locked in and ufff goooooood

[granite barn]

Hot take, Carlos is better than charles in red

[silver pagoda]

He’s basically a new Max Verstappen

[eager cobalt]

Both are bottler tbh giovinazi is much better

[granite barn]

Idk, too soon to tell rn

[silver pagoda]

I love how he’s raging on sprint radio

[eager cobalt]

Noo 💀

[eager cobalt]

Yeah that was good tho 😂😂

[silver pagoda]

Toto have to like “Stop moaning on the radio gng”

😭

Got me dying

[eager cobalt]

That was naughty 😋💀😂

[granite barn]

If kimi wins wdc then yeah generational talent

[silver pagoda]

Yup

[granite barn]

Regardless of merc engine

[eager cobalt]

Nah not generational but yeah talent tho

[granite barn]

Arvid is going places

Not in the vcarb car

But hes going places

[silver pagoda]

Yup

[eager cobalt]

Yuki had that worst luck tbh

Mf was way to eager to be in redbull just to ruin his career

[silver pagoda]

I mean, RB21 is really hard to tame

[granite barn]

Would yall rather

1. Lewis 8th wdc
2. Danny ric return
3. Charles wdc
4. Carlos wdc

[silver pagoda]

I’ll go with number 3

[eager cobalt]

Lulu 9th

[granite barn]

They dropped him to start his restaurant

[granite barn]

That's 2 more

[eager cobalt]

Sushi time 💀💀

[granite barn]

Bro would rather Lewis than Danny ric return

Damn

[eager cobalt]

Man i respect Danny but these mfs ruined his confidence tbh

Like zak fucked everything

[silver pagoda]

Ngl, if Danny returns to motorsport, I prefer him to be in GT3 classes

[eager cobalt]

And pull kubika lemans that would be lovely tbh

[silver pagoda]

He’s gonna spam divebomb on Nurburging

[granite barn]

How abt for monaco, you can only choose 1

1. Hammy win
2. Kimi wins
3. Caddy double points
4. New gp winner

[pale tusk]

i feel like danny would be a endurance typa guy

[eager cobalt]

Lulu win!!!

[pale tusk]

or monster trucks

definitely monster trucks

[granite barn]

I lwk want 4

[silver pagoda]

Ima go with 4 too

[granite barn]

I wanna see someone new win a gp

As much as I love lewis

[eager cobalt]

I'm being biased let lulu win guys

[granite barn]

Colapinto win would be fire

Or bearman

[eager cobalt]

That would be bonkers!!!

[silver pagoda]

Ima all in on Bearman

[eager cobalt]

Argentina will be pregnant!!

[eager cobalt]

Racist 🥀🥀

[granite barn]

When Lewis retires i hope they give ollie his seat

[silver pagoda]

WDYM

[eager cobalt]

Oh hell nah

[pale tusk]

isnt this almost definite at this point? he's the frontrunner for that second ferrari seat

[granite barn]

Bearman is good, and hes in Ferrari academy

[granite barn]

Yeah

[eager cobalt]

You never read this discord leaked chats?

His*

[pale tusk]

yeah and? kimi was banned from voice chat in iracing at 13

[silver pagoda]

Dude i dont care

[granite barn]

Lewis said he doesnt wanna leave til Africa gp return

[silver pagoda]

He’s still a driver, and i really wanted to see him win

[eager cobalt]

Damn profile explains alot 🥀🥀

[eager cobalt]

Lewis ain't leaving till he gets 9 championship tbh

[granite barn]

So 2 more

[pale tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/come-look-at-this-gif-21207051

[silver pagoda]

Hope they can provide him a good car

Or strategy

[fickle rock]

Wish granted

[silver pagoda]

Speaking of strategy, what in the devil is McLaren thinking

Giving inters and pray for rains

[eager cobalt]

Learning from pasta 😈😈

[silver pagoda]

Prob Zak feed the whole team Italy food on that race day

[sturdy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-f1-charles-leclerc-side-eye-charles-leclerc-funny-charles-leclerc-meme-gif-11683209143814390301

[sturdy apex]

probably another 3 years

"number 44 retires at 44"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[hollow lily]

Why 9

[eager cobalt]

He wanna make record yk

[eager cobalt]

Winning 9 championship last two with Ferrari

[sinful barn]

Myboy oscar😂😭

[bold crag]

"just in case" ahh🙏💔🥀

[dry agate]

Bro is NOT winning 9

His chances with ferrari are done

[white chasm]

why

just why

[upbeat plinth]

LoL

[sinful barn]

That scientist said it looks like papaya mclaren colour so he gave it for oscar achievements at mclaren

Maybe he was ocar fan

[tribal wasp]

Hello

What time is the Monaco GP?

[hollow widget]

Monaco Grand Prix

All sessions for this event:

• Practice 1 on <t:1780659000:f> (<t:1780659000:R>)
• Practice 2 on <t:1780671600:f> (<t:1780671600:R>)
• Practice 3 on <t:1780741800:f> (<t:1780741800:R>)
• Qualifying on <t:1780754400:f> (<t:1780754400:R>)
• Grand Prix on <t:1780837200:f> (<t:1780837200:R>)

[white chasm]

thanks bro

[tribal wasp]

Thanks

[hollow widget]

Your banner submission for Spanish Grand Prix has been received. Thank you!

[rocky rain]

[lethal widget]

everyone, welcome to a race that most of us watch the quali part only!

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Lance Stroll.

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Lando Norris.

[brave ridge]

oh yeah

[hollow lily]

Why not 8? So Kimi doesn’t beat?

[valid gazelle]

Goatpinto is gonna win in Monaco

Trust

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Oscar Piastri for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[sudden bough]

o7

[cinder geyser]

I got lando assigned but I’m a max fan 😭

how to get max role

[hollow widget]

please wait 2.5 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Alexander Albon.

[slim parrot]

😭

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Alexander Albon for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[haughty dawn]

brother

[hollow widget]

please wait 2.8 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Monaco Grand Prix, it is Carlos Sainz.

[civic blade]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-galaxay-gifs-smooth-operator-ferrari-carlos-sainz-gif-8576740847701190842

[thin berry]

last I checked, this isn’t #botspam 🧐

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Lewis Hamilton for the Monaco Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[topaz igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-lulu-yeah-ehy-gif-24326259

[sudden bough]

2025 vs 2026 team standings after 5 races (note - 2026 has had 2 extra sprints)

[solar compass]

That’s a lot

I feel like it’s gonna change a lot

Bc I’m not gonna try to jinx myself

I haven’t jinxed myself yet

And it’s just a very long season

[sudden bough]

in what ways

[solar compass]

The media talking about Mercedes losing 3 tenths I feel like we soon gonna be over tooken bc Europe races aren’t really like the best races for the team

And i think there gonna be a crash soon if this thing about letting them battle

Which gives other teams the advantage

That’s why I’m saying I’m not gonna jinx myself

[covert wraith]

i dont think merc are gonna lose 3 tenths

the compression ratio thing was quite overblown by the media

[solar compass]

Apparently losing 3 tenths is bad but I dont understand

If you get what I mean

[solar compass]

Yea true but it’s hard not to believe it when it’s been plastered around my fyp

Imma crashout trying to look for a pfp but trying not to break the rules

[sudden bough]

lol

yall have basically already won the constructors

[solar compass]

Haha true

[sudden bough]

its js like mclaren in 25

sure they could get worse

but the car is so overpowered already that

not really a chance

[solar compass]

True

Honestly seeing stuff on the media puts me in a bad mood bc why are they overdoing it

[sudden bough]

im ready to see russ vs kimi in europe

[solar compass]

Same praying they don’t crash or i might throw hands with George Russell fans

Jokes

If you’re a George Russell fan I also love you to

[sudden bough]

ur lucky enough to be a fan of the 2 best drivers in the sport so far this season

lando and kimi

[solar compass]

Kimi and i actually graduated school the same year so that’s mostly my reason

[sudden bough]

my goat albon has objectively been like the 18th or 19th best driver 🥀

[solar compass]

But genuinely Alex Albon fans I can’t hate you guys you’re genuinely such nice people

[sudden bough]

true

this is what williams racing does to you, it removes all expectations and ego

[solar compass]

Then Lando I support him bc he’s talk about stuff that he struggles with that helps me open up

And my family support him especially my mum

[solar compass]

Although my biggest flex that I graduated school same time Kimi was but at different times

[sudden bough]

idk my dad went to the same high school as narain karthikeyan

[sudden bough]

i doubt many people know who narain karthikeyan is

cerified cult legend

[solar compass]

Another Alex Albon fan

[sudden bough]

only driver to finish p24 in a race

[amber ruin]

yes (send help)

[solar compass]

I’ll pray for you guys

Genuinely love Albon fans

[solar compass]

Fairs

My banner I forgot I changed it

[amber ruin]

with this car we need all the prayers and hopium we can get

[solar compass]

You guys need more points

[amber ruin]

yeah 😔

we will get them soon trust🙏

[solar compass]

Trust my heart goes out to all of yous

[covert wraith]

i only remember him from when he flew over rosberg

[jagged lagoon]

Cucumber

😁

[covert wraith]

or was it the other way around

[jagged lagoon]

P10 new position for us eh?

[jagged lagoon]

Rosberg flew over him

Cuz his engine went or something

Rosberg then smashed into the barrier

[covert wraith]

yeah i remembered it wrong

rosberg flew over him

[solar compass]

Bro I remember rosberg wasn’t a big fan of him tho

[covert wraith]

and then karthikeyan was doing funny hand motions after the crash

[jagged lagoon]

He raced for HRT right?

[covert wraith]

hrt and i think jordan before that for one year

in 2005

yeah i also remember him for racing in indy that year

and finishing p4 😭

[solar compass]

Oh

[sudden bough]

yeah p4 but 5 cars raced lmfao

[sudden bough]

hrt mention

[sudden bough]

it was rosberg who flew

yeah this one

[sudden bough]

so i watched the f1 vid on that

i always thought karthikeyan was getting lapped

but actually rosberg was down in p20 after pitting for a new front wing

n was racing for position 😭

[mint radish]

YO

guys

wsp

[solar compass]

Nothing much

Wbu

[mint radish]

great

[solar compass]

I’m currently staying of TikTok tho

[mint radish]

oh

nice

[solar compass]

Getting abit annoying with the Kimi hate lol

[mint radish]

kimi is good man

[sudden bough]

kimis prob been the best or 2nd best driver on the grid this season specifically

[mint radish]

I am a verstappen fan, and if verstappen cant win the wdc, I want kimi to win atleast

[sudden bough]

overall i rank him like 6th and thats after 2 seasons, everyone ahead is way more experienced

[sudden bough]

i think redbull r js gonna spam p6s

[solar compass]

Fr

[sudden bough]

for most of the season

[amber ruin]

lando has been good this season too

[sudden bough]

im gonna get ended for saying this
lando norris has been the best driver in the sport this season

[mint radish]

bro atleast wish for podiums

[solar compass]

Exactly the amount of hate I’m seeing trying not to cuss half of them out

[sudden bough]

im not a redbull fan idrc

i js have the hadjar helmet pfp for monaco

bc hadjar does good around monaco

im just a williams fan bruh a p9 is a blessing to us

[solar compass]

I’m genuinely hoping Kimi gets a podium in monoco

Would make me smile

[mint radish]

monaco will be epic

[sudden bough]

williams will lead the midfield by season's end guys dont worry

[solar compass]

I love monoco tho

Ngl

[amber ruin]

hmm lets hope

[mint radish]

My fav track too

[sudden bough]

franco colapinto owns us

[solar compass]

But they don’t have the tunnel for the track layout this time 💔

[sudden bough]

what

[mint radish]

WHAT

[solar compass]

IDK

[sudden bough]

bros trolling

[amber ruin]

[sudden bough]

monaco track layout is the same lol

[amber ruin]

wot

[solar compass]

THERE NO STRAIGHT THING THO

[sudden bough]

they js didnt include straight mode (no macarena wings)

[mint radish]

yeah

[solar compass]

Yea that

[covert wraith]

monoco

[mint radish]

WHERE SHOW US

[amber ruin]

thats a setting on the car and not to do with removing bits of the track layout

[covert wraith]

monoco sounds like an italian place

[amber ruin]

tunnel is still there

[sudden bough]

ppl forget this, there was no drs in the tunnel section last year either

[solar compass]

Oh

MB YALL

[sudden bough]

its too dangerous for cars to be going 310 into the nouvelle chicane

[covert wraith]

did they ever try drs in the tunnel in 2011

[sudden bough]

its already a spot known for plane crashes

[covert wraith]

when you could use it anywhere in qualis

[solar compass]

My favourite part of the monoco track is the tunnel

[sudden bough]

guess the driver whos flying

[solar compass]

100%

[mint radish]

monaco will be mainly the fight for podiun for the top 4 teams ig

[covert wraith]

legleg

[solar compass]

Frrrr

[sudden bough]

sharl le glerg

[amber ruin]

yeah but mainly merc mcl and ferrari not red bull

[covert wraith]

leclerc behind has a phrrhuoblem

[sudden bough]

anyones game in the top 3

could be ferrari win merc win or mclaren win

[solar compass]

I almost said smth so aprupt then

[sudden bough]

if redbull get lucky asf max in the convo too

[mint radish]

bro red bull can also win

[solar compass]

But this one mostly about dowforce

Downforce

[mint radish]

ferrari maybe

[sudden bough]

the redbull chassis is kinda ass this season, its better on tracks where theres more straights n faster corners

[solar compass]

Ferrari better with that

[mint radish]

hmm

[covert wraith]

even in montreal they had the 4th fastest car

[solar compass]

I love fast corners tho

[covert wraith]

and theres some decent straights there

[solar compass]

Tbh

[sudden bough]

this was my ranking of drivers this season so far

[covert wraith]

the upgrades in miami just kept them from getting sucked into the midfield

[solar compass]

Miss go karting istg

[solar compass]

LOVE KIMI THEREEEE

AND LANDO

[sudden bough]

so

[gentle pelican]

verstappen section

[sudden bough]

i dont know where tf to put verstappen

his first few races were a disaster

[amber ruin]

could there be an argument for gasly being a

[sudden bough]

but then his last 2 were brilliant

[mint radish]

yeah it was only because russel dnfed

[sudden bough]

there could be an argument for bearman being a tier

[solar compass]

Hi person with the George Russell helemet as their pfp

[covert wraith]

yeah russell dnfing and the mclaren strategy blunder

[mint radish]

bro bottas😭

[covert wraith]

without that max wouldve been like p5 or smth

[solar compass]

Idk how McLaren messed up so bad

[sudden bough]

bottas is there for the vibes

so ill take it lol

[amber ruin]

fair