monaco-gp

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Lance Stroll for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[silk forge]

no way

dont even joke lad

[thin plaza]

Damn bruh you're cooked

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Miami Grand Prix, it is Franco Colapinto.

[silk forge]

youre only half cooked

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Miami Grand Prix, it is Alexander Albon.

please wait 4.4 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

please wait 3.1 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

You already have a driver assigned for the Miami Grand Prix, it is Valtteri Bottas.

[thin plaza]

I'm as cooked as you bruh

[sudden bough]

ayyy

i got perez this race

[sudden bough]

so we are both cooked

[glass rock]

i got hulkenburg

im cooked too😭

[thin plaza]

Goodluck soldier ✌🏻😔

[tight pine]

Yall I got albon who isn’t a bad driver

But Williams💔💔

[lime pollen]

Carlos is quite tuff

Ya

[glass rock]

did u get him

[lime pollen]

Ya

[thin plaza]

I got fucking colapinto dawg you should not be complaining

[glass rock]

LUCKY

[lime pollen]

Dam

Haha

[glass rock]

i want carlos :C

bro who got kimi

[lime pollen]

Yk one of you should’ve gotton stroll in that toaster ass car

[glass rock]

someone did

hes even more cooked than us💔

[glass rock]

this guy

[sudden bough]

boi

i got perez

sergio perez

in the cadillac

[glass rock]

we all cooked bro💔

[sudden bough]

colapinto has at least scored a point this season

[tight pine]

So no one got the good drivers💔💔

SO this bot is biased😭💔

[glass rock]

well my friend got sainz

[tight pine]

Bruhhhh

[thin plaza]

Istg I've never seen someone actually get the top drivers in this rng

[tight pine]

Even so Williams🫩✌️

[glass rock]

yep💔

[tight pine]

Perhaps you gotta bribe it or sum

[thin plaza]

How i bribe it

[tight pine]

We must give left sock as a peace offering and sacrifice

[glass rock]

WAITWAITWAIT

HOLD ON

[thin plaza]

Off to the chopping block you go my friend

[glass rock]

NONONONO

NOOOOOOO

left sock has been wiped from existence

[thin plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-die-on-fire-elmo-flames-gif-17266822

[tight pine]

Now someone needs to try it

If he gets someone good

Now we know🙏🙏

@static meteor

[thin plaza]

We don't get noone to test it out with tho

[static meteor]

Yes

[lime pollen]

Ill test

[static meteor]

?

[thin plaza]

Do the rng

[sudden bough]

do /rng public true

[tight pine]

test the rng

[lime pollen]

I did

[tight pine]

Do public true

[lime pollen]

I got like carlos

[tight pine]

Do it again

Wait zuxo try it

[lime pollen]

Yeah carlos

[thin plaza]

That was before the sacrifice

[lime pollen]

What

[thin plaza]

We need test subject now that the sacrifice has been fullfilled

[lime pollen]

Oh

Um

[tight pine]

Yes it seems there’s a 10-20 second buffer for the sacrifice to work

[lime pollen]

Volunteer somone

[static meteor]

I’ve summoned you, RISE

[glass rock]

hi guys

[thin plaza]

HEY

[glass rock]

im back

[tight pine]

NOOO THEN IT WONT WORK

[thin plaza]

DON'T REVIVE HIM

[glass rock]

too late

[thin plaza]

DIE AGAIN

[glass rock]

aw

[static meteor]

NO

[tight pine]

PLEASE

[glass rock]

:C

ok

fine

[lime pollen]

Just make him die again

[glass rock]

dies

[lime pollen]

Vroom vroom

[static meteor]

HES UNDER MY PROTECTION

[thin plaza]

Yay

[static meteor]

RISE

[lime pollen]

NO

[thin plaza]

HEY DO THE RNG

[glass rock]

hey

[lime pollen]

DIE AGAIN

[glass rock]

stop it

[thin plaza]

DIE

[static meteor]

YOU WONT DIE

[glass rock]

dies for the 3rd time

[lime pollen]

Lmao

[static meteor]

…

[lime pollen]

Okay now just stay ded for a bit

[glass rock]

me from heaven dont summon me until we see if the ritual succeeded

ok?

ok

[lime pollen]

Okay

[glass rock]

now someone do it

[glass rock]

i wanna be alive again

[thin plaza]

SHUT UP

YOU'RE DEAD

[glass rock]

LMAO I REMEMBEE RHIS

[glass rock]

hey

meanie

[lime pollen]

Lmao

[static meteor]

HES ALIVE

BACK OFF

[thin plaza]

ok wait sorry

[lime pollen]

DIE AGAIN

[thin plaza]

NO

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/starryshuas-dog-drown-dog-funny-pool-scene-gif-24845467

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-5426180885264703865

[thin plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-throw-sacrifice-simba-sacrificing-gif-17413569

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[thin plaza]

Ok genuinely what is going on now

[lime pollen]

Idk

[glass rock]

LMAO WHERE DID U FIND THIS

[static meteor]

Idk

[lime pollen]

Uhh

Instagram?

[static meteor]

@tight pine why’d you @ me? What’s up

[glass rock]

"AND THROUGH GOES GENGHIS KHAN"

[lime pollen]

LMAO

[glass rock]

LLMAO

wait am i dead or nor

im confused

[static meteor]

Nah

[thin plaza]

They needed you to do the /rng public

[static meteor]

What is that?

[glass rock]

wait

[tight pine]

Lmaooo I wanted u to treat it

Test

[lime pollen]

Okay

[thin plaza]

It assigns you a random driver for every gp

[glass rock]

why don't we just sacrifice the right soxk

[thin plaza]

No

Die

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Miami Grand Prix, it is Alexander Albon.

[static meteor]

Oh?

[lime pollen]

There is no right sock

[tight pine]

Copy the command I used and paste it

[tight pine]

Because right sock is meaningless

[glass rock]

ah

ok

[tight pine]

Yes

[glass rock]

i dont wanna die again tho

[thin plaza]

C'mon left sock it's just 5 seconds

[tight pine]

Now sacrifice yourself for the sake of the command pls❤️❤️

[glass rock]

fine

[lime pollen]

Okie die

[glass rock]

/self die

[lime pollen]

[thin plaza]

Ok we need zuxo do the command now

[lime pollen]

[thin plaza]

Bruh

Where did the guy go

[lime pollen]

yeha mb

[static meteor]

Like that?

[lime pollen]

Idk

[static meteor]

Oh wait you can’t see it

[thin plaza]

Do it public

Who'd you get

[static meteor]

It says “Valtteri Bottas”

[icy widget]

😭

[thin plaza]

Ah man

It didn't work

The point of the sacrifice was ti get a top driver

[glass rock]

hi guys im back

aw

it didnt work

[static meteor]

Is that a 1 time thing?

[glass rock]

that was pretty fun tho

[thin plaza]

You were worthless

[glass rock]

i saw senna

[lime pollen]

So like what were u hoping?

[thin plaza]

(i don't mean that)

[lime pollen]

Like kimo?

[glass rock]

meanie

[lime pollen]

Kimi?

[glass rock]

:C

[glass rock]

yeah ik im joking

[thin plaza]

Yeah like any drivers from the top 4 teams

[lime pollen]

Ah okay

So not even max 😔

[static meteor]

Then is your time to shine, say this back to them “I hope your fish drowns”

[fast fable]

Put your votes.
[I know what's the vote distribution gonna be like, still to test the waters...]

[static meteor]

😭

[thin plaza]

What if you don't have a fish

[static meteor]

Then I’ll buy you a fish soooo

[thin plaza]

Why is there even a vote for this

[thin plaza]

What if I eat it

[glass rock]

i eat you

[fast fable]

Might be this.

[static meteor]

Then I’ll buy you a pufferfish

So you DONT eat it

[thin plaza]

I am a minor so that's concerning(ik you didn't mean it in that way)

[thin plaza]

You can still eat puffer fish if it's prepared right

[static meteor]

PAUSEEEEEE

[static meteor]

Yea but r u a pro chef

[glass rock]

ok bro can we not talk about it like that

[thin plaza]

I could hire one

[static meteor]

💀

[thin plaza]

Oh mb sorry bro

[glass rock]

yeah its fine

[thin plaza]

Why you on discord if you're 12 no offense

[static meteor]

I mean goodluck on finding one

[icy widget]

😭wth is this comparison

[glass rock]

cuz like everyone in my grade uses it

[icy widget]

..he boutta get discord sniped..

[thin plaza]

I could probably abduct gordan ramsay i assume it wouldn't be hard

[icy widget]

Never say ur below a certain thing

[glass rock]

uh wdym?

that was the wind

[thin plaza]

Bruh what my mom would have whooped my ass if she found out I was on discord at 12

[glass rock]

very strong breeze today yk

[icy widget]

They snipe your account down so fast..

[thin plaza]

Technically I'm not allowed discord even now

[static meteor]

I mean if you do it, he’ll probably fight you over missing ingredients lol

[glass rock]

bro most people in my grade have like every social media platform imaginable💔

i only have discord and like whatsapp

[thin plaza]

I'm 15 and I had to recreate ww1 for just insta and snapchat😔

[glass rock]

rip💔

[static meteor]

No Google?

[thin plaza]

Probably lol

[glass rock]

bro google isnt a social media platform😭

[thin plaza]

Who tf thinks google is social media

[static meteor]

Idk 😭😭😭

Buddy you said ww1, who uses snap for that

[thin plaza]

Yk i think my parents were good from forbidding social media for me for sometime cause istg there is a 20yr old in my dms tryna have talk with me like leave me alone

[glass rock]

BRO WHAT

BLOCK THEM NOW

LIKE NOW

[thin plaza]

He's a cousin of a close friend

[glass rock]

oh

then its fine bro

[thin plaza]

Can't just block on impulse

[glass rock]

i thought u meant a random stranger

[static meteor]

Same

[thin plaza]

He says it's platonic but says shit like "i didn't sleep last night cause I was talking to you and I like things that keep me awake"

[thin plaza]

I'm 15 dawg

It's not fine in anyway

[glass rock]

bro if yk him its fine

[static meteor]

NO

no it ain’t

[fast fable]

Wrong image.

[glass rock]

like have u met him irl

[thin plaza]

Idk him actually my friend knows him but I don't know him like at all we played like maybe 2 matches on codm max

[thin plaza]

Bro what

[glass rock]

NEVERMIND

[thin plaza]

Yeah uh no

[glass rock]

BRO 5 YEAR AGE DIFF

EVEN IF PLATONIC

[thin plaza]

I KNOW I KEEP BEING DRY TO MAKE HIM BACK OFF BUT HE'S NOT

[glass rock]

BRO WHAT😭

DOES HE KNOW UR 15

[thin plaza]

HE KNOWS

[glass rock]

AW HELL NAH WHAT

[fast fable]

Yep.
39 - 61 is the current distribution.

[static meteor]

Bro he likes you most likely

[glass rock]

ITS A FIVE YEAR AGE DIFF

BRO THAT GUY MIGHT BE A PRED💔

[static meteor]

He probably told himself “they playing hard to get” just tell him to back off? 😭😂

[thin plaza]

I asked him if it's normal for him to just talk to 15yr olds and he was like don't talk to me if you don't want me to but was being so PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABT IT AND LOWKEY KEEPS ASKING ME TO SHOW MY FACE AND IM LIKE HELLLL NAHHH

[thin plaza]

I told my friend to tell him I don't like him and it's platonic and my friend says he already knows but thinks every girl who looks at him likes him💀

[static meteor]

💀

[glass rock]

yo just ghost him atp

[thin plaza]

Ain't no way

[static meteor]

Big ego

[glass rock]

MASSIVE ego

[thin plaza]

The thing is he's the cousin of a really really close friend so if I ghost this guy my friend and I will stop being friends if that makes sense

[glass rock]

um

well this is a bad situation

[thin plaza]

Yeah being a teenager is rough

I already have suffered 2 failed relationships atp so don't need another guy

[glass rock]

and also A FIVE YEAR AGE DIFF

[static meteor]

Huh??? Make it make sense, I’m understanding if you ghost the cousin, your friend would stop being friends?

[thin plaza]

The friend would get offended Obv or the cousin will probably be like stop talking to her or sumn shit

[static meteor]

Why would your friend stop talking to you? That’s not it

Sj go home

[thin plaza]

It's a weird situation idk how to put it lol

[static meteor]

Stop typing in here sj

[thin plaza]

How you know he ain't at home

[static meteor]

😂 IM JOKING COME BACK @tight pine

[tight pine]

Yeah idc if it’s a cousin of a close friend or something that’s js straight weird it’s prob better to block for ur own wellbeing

[static meteor]

Facts

[glass rock]

um i dont rlly understand that but ive had some weird situations too so uh ig i could see thay

[tight pine]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-lit-fantastic-four-chris-evans-human-torch-gif-5889581092708910659

[glass rock]

yeah

[thin plaza]

YOU'RE A CHILD WDYM

[glass rock]

like

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/abster-abstract-abstractchain-green-penguin-gif-7408836121264572241

[tight pine]

Wait how old are yall

[glass rock]

not romantic or anything

[tight pine]

NO NO NO

[glass rock]

but like they would get offended over smth weird

[thin plaza]

Okay thank goodness

[static meteor]

Yes yes YES

[tight pine]

https://tenor.com/view/masi-f1verstappen-hamilton-mercedes-red-bull-horner-fia-toto-wolff-racing-no-michael-gif-24167345

[glass rock]

are we really starting this again

[static meteor]

YES

[thin plaza]

Not this shit again

[tight pine]

I am NOT letting penguin become leclerc

[static meteor]

18+ wbu?

[glass rock]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

[static meteor]

W

[glass rock]

banana

[static meteor]

Too bad

[tight pine]

https://tenor.com/view/leclerc-charles-dance-moves-gif-17546977

[static meteor]

lol

[thin plaza]

I remember when the guys would play cod on stream but they sucked ass

[glass rock]

imagine this in a banana costume

[tight pine]

Leclerc really thought this was tuff💔✌️

[glass rock]

oop

[static meteor]

WBU SJ

[tight pine]

?

[glass rock]

vhat

[tight pine]

I’m 16 lmaooo

[thin plaza]

Charles in his prema days was even more silly

[static meteor]

Alr

[tight pine]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-gif-9479358037366378344

Damnnn you old

😂😂

[glass rock]

lmao

yall all uncs

[static meteor]

So there’s a 12-15-16-18 in this chat 😂

[thin plaza]

Excuse you

I'm like 2yrs older bruh

[glass rock]

math 100%

[thin plaza]

But you probably have more life experience than me

[thin plaza]

Wait fuck

[tight pine]

Have you SEEN piastri

[static meteor]

Baaright youngin

[tight pine]

OR Kimi

https://tenor.com/view/oscar-piastri-loser-oscar-prema-torture-oscar-piastri-loser-dance-gif-12792072771338191068

[glass rock]

arent u in the 10th grade

how does one fail this

[tight pine]

https://tenor.com/view/andrea-kimi-antonelli-kimi-antonelli-italian-italy-pinch-gif-3936766047754327132

[thin plaza]

Him with arthur was the funniest shit ever

[tight pine]

Genuinely

[thin plaza]

Currently will be starting junior year of hs soon

[tight pine]

Lmaooo

[glass rock]

wait

when does hs start for u

which grade

[tight pine]

9th

[glass rock]

cuz for me ot starts in gr 9

[thin plaza]

9th grade

[glass rock]

oh

WHAT

[lime pollen]

For what

[tight pine]

Wait where are yall from

[thin plaza]

I live in europe

[static meteor]

HUH???

[glass rock]

canananada

[lime pollen]

Oh really?

Europe is so tuff

[static meteor]

9th is hs for yous??

[lime pollen]

What country?

[glass rock]

fr

[tight pine]

Lucky

[glass rock]

yes

[tight pine]

Wbu? Where you from?

[lime pollen]

No its 10th

[tight pine]

Canada is also nice

[lime pollen]

I think

[static meteor]

Bro 6th is when hs starts

[glass rock]

wait how are u 15 and not in hs yet

[tight pine]

Dude yall live in exotic places

[thin plaza]

I live in a small ahh country bro but yeah europe is kinda tuff (self glaze)

[tight pine]

Wait what country

[lime pollen]

what country

?

[glass rock]

no

in our school its 9th

[static meteor]

Wait r u guys talking about high school or hsc?

[thin plaza]

I ain't telling that😭

[glass rock]

high school

[tight pine]

High school

[tight pine]

Is it like Liechtenstein or Luxembourg

[static meteor]

Yea, 6th is when he starts

[tight pine]

Or is it not that small

[static meteor]

From Australia

[lime pollen]

Yo noone is finding you based on a country

[tight pine]

WHAT

[thin plaza]

I'll be starting 11th grade which is highschool

[glass rock]

oh

ok

[tight pine]

Australias so nice

[thin plaza]

Nah

[tight pine]

I’ve been there before

[glass rock]

HOW DID U FAIL 15-12 WHILE STARTING 11TH GRADE

[tight pine]

Sydney Melbourne Gold Coast and cairns

[static meteor]

yea, the spiders are so “nice”

[lime pollen]

Australia is so nice

[thin plaza]

IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE BRO

[lime pollen]

But you need to like 1v1 a kangaroo everyday

[glass rock]

i mean if you don't mind the occasional boxing match with a kangaroo yeah

[lime pollen]

Lmao

[glass rock]

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

LMAO

[thin plaza]

I ain't taking my chances dawg✌🏻

[lime pollen]

Okay fair enough

[thin plaza]

It's somewhat close to Italy

That's all I'll say

[lime pollen]

Yk canada is quite tuff

[glass rock]

yeah

our weather is kinda cooked

its april and we still have snow

[static meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-kick-witch-halloween-happy-gif-6396361590449901632

[static meteor]

That’s sick

[thin plaza]

Wtf

[glass rock]

bro guarding this like his credit card number yo

[static meteor]

What? lol

[lime pollen]

I went to watch Japanese in person

[thin plaza]

You don't understand the fear of a cod player when some random dude somehow knows your IRL NAME RANDOMLY and he's mad just cause you beat him in a 1vs1(has happened before)

[thin plaza]

The race or the people?

[glass rock]

um i dont play cod and i dont think i ever will anymore

[lime pollen]

Race

[thin plaza]

It's not that fun anymore tbh

[tight pine]

Slovenia Austria or Switzerland

Maybe San Marino but doubt it

[glass rock]

wait im slow is this kimi or russell

[thin plaza]

I feel like you probably saw both but yk

[lime pollen]

Okay well i kinda did?

[tight pine]

Or like Malta

[thin plaza]

Kimi I think

[tight pine]

Or Vatican

[lime pollen]

Kimi

[glass rock]

ok yeah

makes sens

[lime pollen]

With the yellow thing on the top part of car

[tight pine]

Those are the only counties I can think of near Antonelli land

[thin plaza]

Nope

[lime pollen]

Lol

Pizza land

[tight pine]

Dude I’ve heard people CLIMB this bridge what

[static meteor]

They do

[tight pine]

Anything else that is said?

[tight pine]

W h a t

[glass rock]

normal people: italy. f1 fans: antonelli land

[static meteor]

They have ropes so they don’t fall and yea, just walk over it

[thin plaza]

Nah but my country has a weird ahh coastline and tbh even if you said the right country I'd deny it(but i swear it's none of the countries youve said so far)

[lime pollen]

So like yall ski?

Or snowboard?

[thin plaza]

I'm jealous of canadians my country has abt as much chances as colapinto winning a race as there are chances of snowfall

[glass rock]

no bro

[lime pollen]

Love snow ❤️

[glass rock]

we STILL have snow

like i like it in winter

[lime pollen]

Uhh like a lil

[glass rock]

but its april

[lime pollen]

Its mid spribg btw

[glass rock]

bro it was like covered last week

[lime pollen]

Yeha

[thin plaza]

Okay but for someone who has maritime climate like me snow is like treasure

[glass rock]

ok fair

snow is fun

[lime pollen]

Yeah

[glass rock]

skiing is pretty fun

but i suck at it

[lime pollen]

I mean if you just go north a bit into swiss alps

Yeah u get snow

Like more then us

[glass rock]

tbh i like the snow to blazing heat

i cant take too much heat

[lime pollen]

No its all slushy

[static meteor]

Imma go now, bye ppl

[lime pollen]

And wet

[lime pollen]

Bye

[glass rock]

like i get a horrible headache in rlly hot and sunny conditions

[glass rock]

by

[thin plaza]

My country is quite close to the Alps but also we have sea so like it doesn't matter

[lime pollen]

Beaches?

[thin plaza]

We have beaches but i don't like beaches

[glass rock]

um

thats a first

[thin plaza]

My flipflops got eaten by the waves the one time I went to beach

[glass rock]

rip flipflops

[thin plaza]

Also don't like walking on sand

[thin plaza]

They came back dw

[glass rock]

yeah ok i dont like that too

[glass rock]

oh ok nice

like the sand itself isnt bad but having to put on shoes or sandals after

[thin plaza]

True

Also isn't it like 9:30 in Canada why are you awake lil bro

[lime pollen]

9:30 in like torontl

Toronto

[glass rock]

that was the wind

[thin plaza]

Oh

[glass rock]

i didnt just dox myself

[lime pollen]

Lol

[thin plaza]

You spelt doxx wrong bro

[lime pollen]

Wait aint it lije 2:30am in europe

Or maybe more less idk

[glass rock]

you failed to do 15 - 12 i dont wanna here you talking

[thin plaza]

Here?

[glass rock]

im actually slow

i used here

[glass rock]

yes ik😭

[thin plaza]

You're 12 I'm 15 listen to your elders

[glass rock]

celestial fumble💔

[thin plaza]

(actually don't, respect is earned so respect only those who respect you)

[lime pollen]

Respect ≠ listen

[tight pine]

Croatia

Bosnia?

[thin plaza]

Nah

[tight pine]

Southeastern Europe I think

[thin plaza]

South centre or east actually

[tight pine]

I think that’s where the USA is pretty nice cuz I have a beach 30 minutes away from me a national park 2 hours away from me and snow mountains/skiing an hour away

[thin plaza]

That's like specific to where you live tho not like any part of usa

[tight pine]

That is very true esp Midwest

[lime pollen]

A

[prisma wigeon]

damn

[icy widget]

Ehhh technically can..

Coast probably has a beach LOL. If u go further into thecoast probably can find a mountain

[gaunt siren]

yall think redbull will improve for miami

[icy widget]

Gotta hope so

[gaunt siren]

ong

[regal needle]

1 weeks left and F1 is back

The month of the supposed release of GTA 6 (now releasing in November)

[prisma wigeon]

maybe

im not rrly sure

[regal needle]

We won't know for sure

But we'll see next week

[thorny lily]

Maybe

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Max Verstappen for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[untold bloom]

i GENUINELY saw max on the podium in my dream

in miami

come on redbull

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

You randomly got assigned Liam Lawson for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[untold bloom]

really my guy

[narrow pawn]

Yo

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Franco Colapinto for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[clever wedge]

💔

[prisma wigeon]

Congrats dude

[upbeat harness]

do not click

On that message

image*

think it grabs ur personal info

@wooden kettle

mind deleting

?

i can show u proof that it id

is

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Kimi Antonelli for the Miami Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[silver dew]

LETS GOOOOO

CADILLAC WINS MIAMI GP, F1 WORLD IN SHAMBLES

[wooden kettle]

sorry i was asleep. please ping the mods role next time! thank you :3

[ionic sphinx]

My my dog is a cat

[noble jackal]

Bro wth

That aint gonna happen

[silver dew]

You're wrong. You never know when a freak meteor shower is going to hit every single car on the paddock except Cadillac.

Bottas comes in first place. The F1 world ends the championship early in awe of his greatness

That's what the bot says, at least

[snow ferry]

Guys I keep seeing tweets about Miami GP being cancelled

I’m having a watch party someone tell me race Sunday is still on…

[royal ice]

source: trust me bro

[snow ferry]

No like I see nothing official but idk I’m SCARED

I think I need a nap

[covert marlin]

Bro it's in the morning or ur in a different country

[dim hawk]

Turkish gp is back

One of the best tracks out there

[neon pawn]

My prediction: Car go broooom

[echo urchin]

W announcement

Istanbul park is good

[pastel steppe]

REMOVE MIAMIIIIIIIIII

[hollow widget]

Miami Grand Prix

All sessions for this event:

• Practice 1 on <t:1777651200:f> (<t:1777651200:R>)
• Sprint Qualifying on <t:1777667400:f> (<t:1777667400:R>)
• Sprint on <t:1777737600:f> (<t:1777737600:R>)
• Qualifying on <t:1777752000:f> (<t:1777752000:R>)
• Grand Prix on <t:1777838400:f> (<t:1777838400:R>)

[hollow widget]

please wait 3.2 more second(s) before reusing the rng command.

You already have a driver assigned for the Miami Grand Prix, it is Gabriel Bortoleto.

[azure vigil]

how tf did i get bortoleto twice

my luck

[spare shoal]

Turkey time

[quiet sapphire]

as a turkish guy im really happy about it

but not happy for ticket prices

[upbeat plinth]

Is sargeant racing this weekend

[hushed olive]

yeah

in 2077

[blissful stratus]

hello guys

[trail sparrow]

got my tickets for miami 🙂

hello

[blissful stratus]

how much were they?

[trail sparrow]

i have one for friday and sunday, Friday i got for like 60 bucks each ( i got 2) and the sunday tickets idk they were a gift for my birthday

[barren ferry]

Lucky

[simple ravine]

So Turkish GP next year and Potimao?

[craggy zenith]

ja

No Zandvoort

[silver dew]

If Formula 1 gave their drivers American insurance they'd tell them their crash was a pre-existing condition.

[icy widget]

Couldnt cover it bro

😭Ykw maybe thats why logan did allat. He rlly wanted it

[inner star]

[proven thunder]

trust astin martin is gonna win

miami

[river dock]

Why

They will be stronger near the end of the season

Maybe upper midfield max

[glass rock]

its a joke bro

[glass rock]

yes 100% true no lie

[sudden bough]

lower midfield max

aston are fucked this year

[potent cargo]

what u see as ur about to get slimed out in france:

[icy widget]

Oxygen

[bleak tree]

so anyone knwo what upgrades each team bringing

[barren rock]

no one believes us, we both know the 3 races were a bluff by Adrian to give merc-ferrari an advantage

[languid spade]

redbull macarena wing

kidding

not confirmed yet

[barren ferry]

Imagine 😭😂

[acoustic pumice]

no idea

[quartz onyx]

hi

[sudden bough]

ferrari have a big upgrade package

and possibly the macarena wint

[sage jacinth]

I heard ferrari did a huge upgrade specially on the floor and front wing and they are also improving their macarena wing

Mcleran also has a big upgrade package

Mercedes didn't did a big upgrade except I guess they improve a bit of their start (not sure)

[devout fog]

hey i heard red bull made some changes is it true?

[icy widget]

Not 100% sure yet. But theyve got some things going, have to wait to miami

[bleak tree]

i mean i did see it bruh

[bleak tree]

i heeard they changed some aero features

[bleak tree]

yes on the runs in silverstone there were many changes with the car but nto confirmed for miami

[sage jacinth]

Same but I am not sure

I want to see other teams wining too especially ferrari in may

[sudden bough]

we could see ferrari or mclaren win a race

if their upgrades go well

[sage jacinth]

I hope so

[opal lynx]

Hi gngs

Max gonna win Miami

[split bane]

As a Ferrari fan i do really hope Ferrari won't flop with these upgrades, i can't stand seeing McLaren win despite having started worse than them

[sudden bough]

first he gotta outqualify the alpine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538763095472996353/1487737132897271919/twitter_2038161826924351664.gif

[split bane]

Seeing Gasly on the podium would be pretty interesting

[sudden bough]

would require a miracle

[opal lynx]

Vrow stop I'm gonna cry

[split bane]

Well, the same miracle that Red-Bull would need, they are far but not so much

[sudden bough]

they are rlly good over one lap, gasly was less than 2 tenths off P6 Hamilton in suzuka

but the race pace is less strong

[split bane]

With all these upgrades maybe in mid season they can get closer if everything goes well

[sudden bough]

they don’t have the resources of Ferrari and McLaren, they will fall back from that pack

but they could hold off redbull for a while

[split bane]

Hmm, yeah, didn't thought of that... In the best scenario they can stay at the level they were in these 3 GPs

[barren ferry]

He

Hi

[opal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-crying-gif-5542848705099887833

[silver dew]

Maybe one day he'll make it to the big boy team, Racing Bulls.

[west pumice]

Lol

[barren rock]

I don't get what toto was trying to say comparing le mans hypercar-gt3 speed difference with F1 super clipping

[icy widget]

Nobody really knows when it comes to toto. He’s the only cool or outspoken f1 team Principal left though

[merry agate]

no one disobeys the leader of the pack

man i cant stop laughing at this image help me

[sly kernel]

hii

[midnight mesa]

Hey

[fluid raft]

I heard to but who knows how effective they will be

[silver dew]

Someone might call me stupid for this, but I just realized that the Australian circuit is a street circuit. Damn. Honestly, that's a great street circuit.

I always judged it like a permanent circuit, it seems like it to me just by looks and how it drives. Seriously, that might be one of the best street circuits imho.

I really thought it was a permanent circuit. It just feels like it when I drive it in the games.

[hazy flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/formula-1-mercedes-amg-f1-mercedes-f1-merc-f1-2025-gif-17313100269359842123

[sudden bough]

sunderland

no the ptsd it’s coming back

(newcastle fan over here)

[hazy flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423112995590111233/1479870797865549968/IMG_0230.gif

[regal needle]

Tomorrow, Race week is back

[cyan saffron]

finally

[lethal mango]

THIS RACE WEEK IS THE RESTART OF FERRARI DOMINATION SINCE 2008

NO DELULU

WE HAVE THE MACARENA

[silver dew]

Love you Toto ❤️

[sudden bough]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-vasseur-ishowspeed-smirk-smile-f1-gif-7098680218413904059

[pastel nova]

https://pin.it/5Pd2lqBP4

landoscar

[glass rock]

WTH

WHAT IS THIS😭

[paper nimbus]

LMAO😭

[silver dew]

Michael fucked him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIGOFYSlNA

[glass rock]

WHATT💔💔

[glass rock]

no shot im watching that bruh

[silver dew]

TOP 10 TOTO MOMENTS (NUMBER 8 WILL SHOCK YOU)

[glass rock]

...

[coral kelp]

.

[bold vector]

you ruined my day, thanks

[thin flower]

Miami is too

Well Miami is like a hybrid

[barren rock]

Yeah he's my fav too, but comparing multiclass to F1 didn't make much sense, if not none

[west pumice]

Whys toto shirtless?? 💀

[silver dew]

Michael is going to show him what it takes to be a world champion

[bold vector]

it may looks like it because it’s like around the park and might be mistaken for a circuit so it does make a little sense

[west pumice]

Ehm

[barren rock]

"I am not a minor"

[gray lake]

Omgg is this gonna get time to go faster

I need to travel forward in time to see the miami gp

[tawdry hatch]

When will the race start again?

[silver dew]

Do what I am doing, watching an old season

I missed most of 2025 unfortuantely, so I am watching it literally right now

[static cradle]

is that christian harassing toto

[oblique basin]

now

like right now

nice pronouns lil bro

[radiant scarab]

.mute 1380060612918513774 change pronouns and open a modmail (attack helicopter in pronouns section, pending 2 day mute)

[jade mural]

driven24x7 muted akiroh_01 for 1 day, 23 hours and 59 minutes. Reason: change pronouns and open a modmail (attack helicopter in pronouns section, pending 2 day mute)

[oblique basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-gif-10483405051111642720

[sturdy rain]

Hi

[narrow escarp]

SUP Y'ALL

[narrow wagon]

What do u think about turkey gp

[radiant scarab]

I think it's a gp in turkey

[narrow wagon]

-_-

[glass geyser]

lewis leclerc

he haunts my dreams

[hazy flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-24788965

[fresh flax]

😆

[violet mural]

pomni

[silver dew]

I would once again like to say that McLaren has this season in the bag. Kimi who? Mercedes? Are they like, dating or something? Never heard of em.

https://tenor.com/view/ayrton-senna-beco-f1-gif-10664293708536095322

[sudden bough]

so wait what year is it again

1991

[gray lake]

🤣 great idea dude!

[west pumice]

ello

[full trail]

Mclaren money aint what it used to be

[smoky whale]

lol

[simple turtle]

Dry but hot Miami gp

Wonder how thats gonna go

[full trail]

Early night in i suppose

[void dust]

first thing i see when i walk into my brothers room

[acoustic pumice]

recreating mugello

[sudden bough]

the battle for p4 in the constructors rn is rlly close

p7 vcarb and p4 haas r split by 4 points

[peak current]

Based

[clear plover]

expect to see trump attend this year too

[leaden quail]

hi

[hazy flicker]

All them stacked on each other is terroist level shit

[dark lantern]

FAHH

[storm mortar]

Ok,i don't know how to watch F1 live.Can you teach me?anyone,pls?

[vague valve]

drop the kick on purpose

[peak current]

F1 TV

[elder tartan]

Bein sports connect

[covert wraith]

hmmmMMMM april slop?

[gilded wraith]

the fuck is this

[merry agate]

did i hear april slop🤑

[prisma wigeon]

Tf is ts

[bleak tree]

only 5 more days omg

i cant take it anymore

[storm wraith]

Finally race week 😅

[sturdy forum]

https://klipy.com/gifs/f1-30--k01KQ6TS4K03TZ347NP29GKXV0M

[storm wraith]

Just to wait another 3 weeks after Miami 😭

[crimson raptor]

miami gp! just a week away! miami gp is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information! miami gp, just a week away! it came by so fast!

[minor sparrow]

Race week 🔥 🦅 🔥 🦅

[regal needle]

Hi everyone,

F1 is back!

It's Race week!

[regal needle]

https://x.com/i/status/2048682814262911355

Formula 1 (@F1)

RACE WEEK RETURNS! 🤩💪

We're back racing in Miami this week 🙌

#F1 #MiamiGP

X · Apr 27, 2026, 8:37 AM

[icy widget]

Max judging them for smiling

[icy widget]

Literally 😭😭

[sonic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-gif-26103269

[median valley]

that feeling when it's finally a race weekend again

[half loom]

Miami kinda boring

[minor sparrow]

yeah

[sonic forum]

I’ve yet to see a Miami GP

So I’m excited to be disappointed

[gloomy wharf]

I wonder if any teams are running social liveries.

[smoky whale]

Femboy Oscar

[icy widget]

Id be lying if i said i wasnt happy
Just not excited 😭

Cuz we gotta wait 3 weeks again

[turbid spade]

Michael Schumacher

[lavish ore]

and then another 3 week wait...

ngl i'm finding it hard to care about this season between all the regulation issues and these unexpected breaks

[bright bane]

at this point, any race is nice

I watched last year's miami and it wasnt the best but wasn't the worst either

[echo urchin]

Top 10 truest statements this year

[topaz igloo]

I'm so ready for another race weekend

[topaz igloo]

I personally think the regulation issues is making it entertaining haha

[peak osprey]

🚨 | Mercedes will have a special racing suit in Miami.

In collaboration with Nubank, the team's sponsor, Andrea Kimi Antonelli and George Russell will be wearing purple on the track.

It is not yet known whether there will also be a change to the car's livery

[glass geyser]

that blue and purple really dont go well together

[noble eagle]

Just ew

Why are they going so alpha wolfy

[noble eagle]

Tbh if not for the qualying issues these regulations are fun for viewers

[topaz igloo]

It’s made having a dominant team much more exciting than usual

And everything going on behind Mercedes has been entertaining to see unfold

[noble eagle]

Will be fun to see redbull

They most probably have the strongest engine

And chassis upgrades are coming in too

So

They might come back

If not it's ferrari s season

Mercedes are gonna lose their advantages soon

[barren ferry]

💀

[silver dew]

Purple best color. If I could start my own F1 team our main color would 100% be purple. That's what I usually do in F1 games.

[barren ferry]

Same

[noble eagle]

Purple is my top 3 color but that blue and purple....ew

[deft phoenix]

do you think Red Bull will be competitive in Miami??

[deep spear]

I hope so

[rose kayak]

Wth

[full trail]

Youre telling me these arent ai generated?

[south heron]

nah they're real

[potent hound]

Hello Miami GP

Let's go

the worst track on the calendar

[peak osprey]

Lmao

[icy widget]

Didn’t they have a purple thing last year?

Think u can still find it in their merch front

[lilac nova]

https://tenor.com/view/raceweek-rawe-ceek-f1-f1raceweek-gif-23324610

[peak current]

Bro it looks like the suits got old and purple appeared

McLaren said they gonna have a total different car for this GP

[last hull]

Crazy

Imma be honest

The should've done sunset pink again

Mercedes special livery I mean

[lilac nova]

This break has been long…

[twin ginkgo]

Rainy race...?

[dense geyser]

So happy that we are back

[dense geyser]

Fr bro

This felt longer then winter break

[shrewd basalt]

i got my brother into f1 this year and here are his top 10 predictions except hes biased or something

1. kimi antonelli
2. charles leclerc
3. max verstappen
4. lando norris
5. oliver bearman
6. oscar piastri
7. lewis hamilton
8. alex albon
9. issac hadjar
10. liam lawson

oh and he hopes george dnfs

[dense geyser]

W brother

[proven thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-george-russell-russell-seal-transition-gif-14049062022317720177

https://tenor.com/view/abster-abstract-abstractchain-green-penguin-gif-7408836121264572241

[warm condor]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-gooning-gooner-chris-redfield-resident-evil-gif-9265786678277442260

[lost laurel]

Rawe Ceek 🗣️ 🔥

[tight pine]

Ahh I love rawe ceek

[tight pine]

What did George do😭😭

[tight pine]

NO

JUST NO

[icy widget]

ITS
ISACK
NOT
ISSAC

[tight pine]

😭😭

[icy widget]

😡😡😡

[tight pine]

Piastri above Norris tbh and Idk bout Antonelli winning Miami

[tight pine]

Albon winning p8 would be a dream but given Williams state idk😭😭

[icy widget]

https://tenor.com/view/hadjar-hadjar-throw-hadjar-rage-hadjar-angry-f1-hadjar-gif-5473628722808253053

[icy widget]

Albon in F1 25 for me rn is 3rd in the drivers championship

Alpine and Williams keep trynna get me..So Im curious on who id replace.
😭ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO BRING LEWIS BACK

IF I HAVE TO RESTART EVERYTHING I WILL

[sudden bough]

albon p8 would be a miracle

so would a max podium, hes driving a midfield car atp

[potent cargo]

alex and carlos completely dominated in the williams in one of my career saves

[icy widget]

Oh yeah Williams is dominating constant p2 and P3’

they goin cdazy

Tied w Ferrari for P2 in Constructions

[potent cargo]

the ferrari in my f1 2020 save is actually such a tractor

it had both checo and kmag and none of them could score points

[craggy zenith]

well it's Checo and Kmag

[potent cargo]

nah but checo was doing amazing right before

he was constantly scoring podiums in the season before

plus kmag actually got into the top 5 a couple times too

[faint pawn]

true

[vocal lynx]

https://media.formula1.com/image/upload/c_fit,h_704/q_auto/v1740000001/common/f1/2026/track/2026trackmiamidetailed.webp

[sudden bough]

alr

that s2 straight mode zone tho

[sudden bough]

see miami is an ok track, but then theres the mess that is turns 11-16

[vocal lynx]

yeah that surprised me lowkey lol

flaps open around both bends 👀

[lone sentinel]

turn 12 looks so bad

[sudden bough]

see miami for racing will be a lil like australia w the yoyo on the straights

but theres a lot more recharge locations

esp in 11-16

[sudden bough]

its bad but t14-15 chicane annoys me more

[vocal lynx]

the racing with probably be better with these cars, especially after the rule changes

[lone sentinel]

it's worse in F125

[sudden bough]

so smth between what we saw in china

and aus

with less clipping bc of the fia changes

[lone sentinel]

it's like the USA version of the "wall of champions"

[wet bane]

race week yayyy wow

[lone sentinel]

*Rawe Ceek

[wet bane]

im just wondering on f1 2026 dlc
will they add super clipping

[dusky jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rawe-ceek-race-week-race-week-f1-f1-meme-f1-gif-14481614834636274688

[bold vector]

hey guys I hope your having a great day it’s race week I hope your having a great day

[worldly meadow]

Rawe ceek

[bold vector]

anyways

[worldly meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396691122083987596/1428655474382999645/letskeepitproffesional.gif

[worldly meadow]

Is the subject in the room with us right now

[bold vector]

idk

[tight pine]

Piastri might lowk win Miami

Also Miami has got real water in its marina now🔥🔥🔥

[supple coral]

max is the best

[hushed oar]

I waited so long

[tardy vortex]

Hamilton goat

[bleak tree]

such an intellectual statement

[earnest pike]

[spare badger]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-gif-15409674451501385698

remember when alonso drag raced schumacher

in the turkish GP

[torpid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961954904782549042/1498567549145583636/IMG_0749.png?ex=69f1a149&is=69f04fc9&hm=cd1f71657a2067f525e084e68ee241c64e19c0553823b5bccc76b9bf764f407e&

Only driver who suits this mf colour

🤣

[serene bloom]

Are there any regs changes happening?

[serene bloom]

I think Kimi will look good

[bold vector]

We will see

[bold vector]

so does this still effect Charles seat

[steep yarrow]

Guys , there's a way to help ur teams and trust it's gonna work

[jade mural]

Avatar for yash_indian_nga

Link as

png | jpg | webp

You can now change Carl-bot's profile picture and banner with premium!!

[astral crow]

https://tenor.com/view/beanos-uwu-beanos-says-uwu-cute-killme-gif-21958049

beanos ahh suit

[jade lintel]

Livery goats have changed their pfp on insta

Praying for a special livery

[torn flume]

[undone drum]

yellow livery who lowk go hard

[languid garnet]

Fahh

[chilly ginkgo]

we all know who gonna win

Aston Martin!!!

[summer drum]

We finally made it to race week

[steep yarrow]

[neon prism]

MAX EVRSYAOPEN DIR YWJEJSNJ

[echo urchin]

¿taht si egaugnal fo dink tahw gnitseretni s’tahT

[gray lake]

Leclerrrrccc 🗣

[dire sage]

is it concernin that i was able to read this at a normal pace

[icy widget]

brooo plsss

PLS PLS PLS

DO SMTH FOR THE MAIN RB TEAM

ISACK GET A PROMOTION

😭

[icy widget]

Wayfair every smile every home!

[torpid edge]

i dont think thats a promotion

hehe

[icy widget]

Its a joke getting into a redbull seat is a demotion
Going to vcarb is the promotion

[torpid edge]

livid arson W

[icy widget]

Isack

Only Isack

[echo urchin]

Nah

[peak osprey]

🚨RUMORS: Australia may stop hosting the Formula 1 season opener in 2027.

Since Ramadan ends on March 7th of that year, F1 could revert to its preferred logistical structure, with Bahrain and Australia opening the championship, with Australia scheduled for April.

However, until 2035, Australia is still expected to open the season on at least three occasions, as stipulated in its contract. The thing is that there will be an alternation between these GPs at the start of the championship, says Mat Coch.

[peak osprey]

Alternative F1 stats;

Fernando Alonso will complete 400 races without a win if he doesn't win in Miami this weekend.

[mental plaza]

https://x.com/cadillac_f1/status/2049126875629236428?s=46

Cadillac Formula 1 Team (@Cadillac_F1)

A long time coming. This is what home looks like 🖤

▶ Play video

X · Apr 28, 2026, 2:01 PM

[hazy flicker]

Ain’t Australia getting renovations

[dim torrent]

Not bad ngl

I need more angles tho

[eager vale]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

[nimble kite]

FreeDommmmmmmmmmmm

[glass geyser]

yeehaw

[barren ferry]

Alo

[mental plaza]

GALLERY: Cadillac unveil special Miami Grand Prix livery for first home race https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/cadillac-unveil-special-miami-grand-prix-livery-for-first-home-race.40Nl9HEiAWWI9QWpr0MN4l

[dim torrent]

Looks really nice. I'll give it a 8/10

[feral bronze]

I don’t even want to hear it.

[peak osprey]

same

alonso is the example how life is unfair

I like his resilience, he never give up

[feral bronze]

He should have stayed at ferrari for 2015

He would have done way better than Vettel imo

[pure thicket]

hi

[covert quiver]

I don't know why but I feel dude is most unlucky guy in f1 I mean dude has to pair up with a rookie who almost won in 2007 and then lost 2 titles on 2010 and 2012 and then joined mclaren worst times and now same with AM

[feral bronze]

He used all his luck to explode schumi’s engine in Japan 2006

[covert quiver]

Still he had successfully defended against schumi but still dude could have been 4 times wdc but somehow on this state