monaco-gp

[silk forge]

this guy is more relevant for better or for worse

and he WILL be back

[sudden bough]

MICK LMAOOOO

bros proving why he wasnt f1 material

[silk forge]

<@&781898349006684170> any chance the slowmode could be removed? impossible to have a conversation in here with 30 seconds

[silk forge]

ive been watching this live

[wooden kettle]

sure one sec

[silk forge]

romain grosjean is officially better than mick schumacher

[wooden kettle]

there you go mate

[silk forge]

thanks

[dense python]

IMMHBSBMD

[gloomy wharf]

Do yall think any midfield teams can squeeze out a podium this year, or will it be a full Mercedes-Ferrari lockdown?

[hoary harbor]

bearman has been pretty impressive he might have a shot scoring one for haas tbh

[craggy zenith]

it's entirely possible

especially with new engines tanking the reliability

[gloomy wharf]

And if we get a wild rainy race like Britain last year.

[thin patio]

.kyma

[jade mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418152690044895242/1483575407088242700/image.png?ex=69bb16c4&is=69b9c544&hm=7b41ec575e895c18981917efdecfc6e65a8057bbff94d17415d786c9847a56f3&

[thin patio]

.

@small finch dms

[gloomy wharf]

What was this? I have no memory of this chaotic event.

[thin patio]

Kyma pinged everyone

It was a ghost ping

Since the msg got deleted

[plain glen]

actually?

not suprised about bearman

[stray pecan]

Mhmm. Forget what Crawford's handle is but bearman was here. Some say he left, some say he was banned

[plain glen]

what was bearmans discord

[stray pecan]

That i dont know.

[plain glen]

i saw his leaked discord messages

the ones LH fans gave him a bunch of hate for

[craggy zenith]

i'm pretty sure he left

around the time he was in F2

I mean a bunch of drivers have (or had, given Discord's recent policies) Discord

Even Verstappen

i'm not sure which drivers are still in here; i know Pulling is, although as far as i'm aware the only one who has had contact with her is Mia

[tacit cedar]

ferarri double podium incoming

[humble storm]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-gif-gif-16769069044176343234

[craggy zenith]

i dunno maybe

the first sector will negate Mercedes' power advantage

but S2 and 3 is basically a bunch of straights

[humble storm]

The ferrari cycle
It's so over >> we're so back >> it's so over >> we're so back >> repeat

[craggy zenith]

it would be hard to defend into Spoon or down to 130R

[vast crown]

ferrari fans transferred that to redbull ferraris actually cooking this year

[craggy zenith]

Max as far as i know has never been in here

he just has Discord

[humble storm]

merc: am i a joke to you

[craggy zenith]

this is also why if there are drivers, we hide them

because you commoners would harrass the shit out of them

[vast crown]

well other than mercedes ferraris cooking

[autumn smelt]

Also why would u violate him

[thin berry]

You know sometimes, some gatekeeping is ok

[autumn smelt]

Mb

I thought it’s invite only tho

[thin berry]

When someone says shit like this don’t tell them where to find the person 😭

[autumn smelt]

Mb Im js in the server I thought everyone knew about it

[near hornet]

Lec vs Ham Civil War in Instagram comments

[humble storm]

Gaslight, gatekeep...

[thin berry]

Gasly?

[real heath]

yes

[dawn raft]

Can't the race just start already

I'm too impatient to wait

[winter scarab]

the lights go out, and here we go

russell wins the japanese grand prix

[real heath]

wrong. the stig wins.

[coarse lion]

My baby gonna win

[slim parrot]

leclerc winning trust

[winter scarab]

not with ferr*ri

[slim parrot]

how dare you say ferrari with an asterik

[dawn raft]

It's lights out and away we go!

And Carlos wins his first ever podium for Williams with Albon coming 2nd and Leclere 3rd!

[hexed lynx]

I put it on my momma if redbull sells verstappen again im crashing out

[stark cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[tight trench]

Hi

[sage jacinth]

How are you going to wait for miami

[grave mortar]

Hi

[subtle heart]

Hi

[versed perch]

Du du du du

[snow swan]

My 4 am dreams be like

[grim egret]

Du du du du slow 🐌 verstappen

[weary stump]

"First ever podium for Williams" Bro didn't see Baku and Qatar 2025 🥀

[frosty jackal]

Miami don't sound 2026 friendly

[mossy latch]

miami will be a shit race

for these new regs i feel like the race will be bad racing. the cars are smaller yes but not small enough

[charred moth]

Carlos wins his first ever podium 🥀

Why does Newey looked like Jeff Bezos?

[fluid dirge]

Merc 1,2

[subtle cargo]

Jeff Bezos from Ohio

[grim egret]

AI slop

[twin ginkgo]

Nerve damage

[stark cosmos]

🥀 0 days since last AI slop moderation

[wispy hound]

Ok ok

[azure pond]

uno reverse

[brave ridge]

oscar piastri am i right chat

[stoic idol]

Max Verstappen bets on his car for the Japanese GP

Either it will be good or it will be bad

Alonso too

[inner crag]

alonso is gonna get nerve damage in 13 laps

[brave ridge]

gp7 engine

[inner crag]

gp4 engine gp4

argh

[stoic idol]

https://tenor.com/view/gp2-alonso-f1-gif-21534584

[inner crag]

i hardly remember watching this race

[brave ridge]

when will he finally get a gp1 engine

[inner crag]

but i do remember 2014

rest in peace

[stoic idol]

I watch it when I'm a child

With my dad

[inner crag]

i was 9

[stoic idol]

McLaren 2016 so bad they even Jenson button was overtake by Rio Haryanto

[inner crag]

who

[stoic idol]

Rio Haryanto

[inner crag]

i do not remember this

i have to opera gx this wait

i dont remember rio haryanto

i found this tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvXxwQlVZM

[stoic idol]

Yeah

The only F1 driver from Indonesia

[quiet tulip]

when will oscar start a race😢😢

[brave ridge]

who knows 😭

[inner crag]

maybe in bahrain

[quiet tulip]

maybe imola

[stoic idol]

Abu Dhabi

[inner crag]

maybe portimao

abu dubai

[stoic idol]

Labubu Dubai track

[strange herald]

Next year

[graceful kite]

Australian gp 2032

[royal ice]

strangely Ocon and Antonelli did not get any penalty point for their collision incident in China

[royal ice]

this would be the season where Haryanto would be another drivers sack mid season, while Button patience running out and he would retire from F1

[stoic idol]

[stoic idol]

Financial problem

Pertamina can't finance Rio Haryanto

F1 to expansive for Pertamina

Uh

Rio Haryanto Cartier not bad

*carrier

[strange herald]

Nah

Props to him for getting a seat in the first place but i don't think there can be a team as career suicidal as manor

[stoic idol]

🥹✌️

There's no option besides the Manor

[faint hill]

Japaneez GeePee

[fresh cypress]

hopefully Japan 🥺😭

[radiant scarab]

Japan 2027

[warm patio]

2027

[sinful barn]

😭🤣😭😭

[modern needle]

Man is starting a race in 2030 holy

[coarse lion]

My baby is going to win again

[dim torrent]

I need to see the Haas godzilla livery.

[cinder lance]

My predictions to Japanese GP: safety cat at least 2 times

[shadow dock]

Bro's having the time of his life!

[coarse lion]

Best thing ever to sleep lol

[noble bluff]

dont let oscar see this peace

idk how he is coping rn

[coarse lion]

https://tenor.com/view/walkingoout-door-hey-walking-happy-excited-gif-6043789

[arctic geyser]

oscar💔

[signal anchor]

when is it?

[burnt valve]

29th

[robust lagoon]

oscar piastri

[simple ravine]

hahaha

[burnt valve]

who yall think winning suzuka

[ruby magnet]

Probably one of the Mercedes

[mighty pewter]

https://x.com/alexx_f1/status/2034011497882345657

alex (@alexx_f1)

The new Canal+ trailer for the Japanese Grand Prix is so good
#F1 #JapaneseGP

X · Mar 17, 2026, 8:58 PM

[lean tangle]

either russell or antonelli

[hollow yacht]

HAASZILLA IS REAL!!!!

[lean orbit]

Close Enough

Welcome back Razor

[dim torrent]

YES

I NEED THAT LIVERY NOW

[vagrant bramble]

.violence

[jade mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423112995590111233/1323190895960391771/Russell_Violence.mp4

[warm patio]

Me

[crude flame]

.warn 898976783565729812 AI slop

[jade mural]

cityzen247 has been warned, this is their first warning.

[pearl shell]

Probably the first one to finish the last lap

[grim egret]

yelisterner showed just how this set of regulations will be hard for max to grasp

[dim torrent]

Godzilla

[grim egret]

He is a gung ho agressive driver with low patience,

with this batery f1 you have to drive for the long game

I dont think max has the patience in him to conserve battery

[livid dirge]

Car is over weight by 20 and engine sucks tbh

[grim egret]

f1 cant punish you for overweight?

[pearl shell]

Or its just the lack of front end bite on these cars

[livid dirge]

Surely will that's what max is getting

[pearl shell]

Well you're actively punishing yourself anyway

[livid dirge]

No balance in car no grip
Its the mechanics problem cant cope up with new regs

[grim egret]

man RB fell off hard

[pearl shell]

Its the first year of the regs anyway

Things will change

[pearl shell]

Checo struggling was the first hint but we were all blind to see it

[livid dirge]

Max should have listened to the transfer rumor he would be in 5th wdc race

[grim egret]

meinkies was tasked to win constructors he looks nowhere near

[pearl shell]

Thats quite the task coming into a year of new regulations and the fact rb was already doing shit

[livid dirge]

You know when mercedez gets it first it dominates most of them

[livid dirge]

Has already been shit since a long ago max pulling em all

[grim egret]

Red bull cant be not wining constructors, especially on the investment in max

[livid dirge]

Yeah but their only focus is on max which occasionally diverts to constructors

[grim egret]

they are paying him mega money

the team needs constuctors money

[livid dirge]

Yeah almost same as ham no ? Just a 10 mil more maybe

[grim egret]

p4 p5

is not on the cards

[grim egret]

yeah

[livid dirge]

Yes most money come from them

Who do you thing can win this season and tell your top 3 picks

[grim egret]

in constructors?

[livid dirge]

Nah in drivers

Championship leaderboard

[grim egret]

Russelp1, antonelli p2, ham p3. le clerc p4, norris p5 piastri p6 and max p7

[livid dirge]

Hopefully ferrari get more update packages and lead

The straight is only problem for ferrari rest is damm good

[pearl shell]

Im guessing george is taking it this year mercedes has got a winning package and i believe hes ready for it other 2 spots kinda hit an miss i dont think kimi is really ready to be fighting for championships yet
If i have to guess now its probably gonna be the 2 ferrari drivers behind

[livid dirge]

Yeah can possibly happen if kimi is under pressure after summer break

[grim egret]

Ferrari big weapon is their driver pairing, try are so so fast, if they get the straights on call its over

[livid dirge]

I kinda feeling lately that leclerc is insecure about hams fighting

[radiant scarab]

Let's hope that insecurity lights a fire under his butt and he finally gets that wdc (he won't)

[snow swan]

?

what

[livid dirge]

That fire leads to a crash between the pair

[radiant scarab]

Nononononono

[snow swan]

they both said they enjoyed the fight

[pearl shell]

Another mclaren Canada situation

[radiant scarab]

Thats a mclaren thing we don't do that at Ferrari nonononono

[livid dirge]

Not on the radio

[snow swan]

well this a lie

[radiant scarab]

Nonononono trust

[snow swan]

only reason that happened was because charles threw away a podium for both of them

he dive bombed on lewis because he was faster than him

he didn't wanna wait for team orders

[livid dirge]

Yes he was fighting lewis instead defending Russell

[snow swan]

it cost them both a podium but gave us an entertaining battle

[livid dirge]

That's foolish though

[snow swan]

Russell was long behind them, the double podium was free

they had kimi at a 2 second gap

it went to 5

due to the fighting

[livid dirge]

Threw the austrailian gp and now the chinese gp man many more to come 🙌

[snow swan]

i'm not defending it

I agree it was

he should've waited fro the straight

he just got impatient quickly

it back fired

[livid dirge]

He's stressed

[snow swan]

happy hamilton got the podium

[livid dirge]

Yeah

[snow swan]

well Australian was fully on the pit wall

this was on the drivers

[livid dirge]

Hopefully British gp leads to a victory for him

Yeah just ferrari style if throwing

Hopefully there is no water under

This season

[snow swan]

where

Silverstone?

[livid dirge]

Yeah

Wasn't British gp being held twice this season?

[snow swan]

can you elaborate more on that

oh

mmmm

not sure

[livid dirge]

Now i think we are free for a month after the Suzuka gp

[snow swan]

f1 tv took off saudi and bahrain so fast 😭

[snow swan]

we are

[vast crown]

i think it has a sprint race

[snow socket]

btw can teams improve or fix their cars , during this april period, like williams can fix everything?

[snow swan]

it does

[snow swan]

don't see why

not

lol

parc ferme wouldn't be in effect

[snow socket]

okay , im just new to this sooo i thought they can't

[vast crown]

redbull and williams can go to a workshop to learn how to lose weight for their cars

[livid dirge]

Wait Williams ? No shit just a 3 up grid place maybe nothing more

[snow swan]

Williams has enough to be in Q3

they improved a lot last year

[snow socket]

can we expect atleast a podium for alex

[snow swan]

they just hit breaking point this year

[snow swan]

more so Sainz before Alex

[livid dirge]

Not sure but fully depends on strategy if need a podium

[vast crown]

considering mecerdes and ferraris level i dont think williams is going to get a podium

maybe if theyre lucky

[snow swan]

if we see a Sainz podium we'd see a Ferrari or Mercedes having a McLaren Baku weekend again

[snow socket]

ok also also if mc laren got the same engine as merc then, whys merc still faster than all the cars in the grid? (ik soo dumb question but pls)

[livid dirge]

I think maybe aston can bounce back to mid level maybe just below mclaren

[snow swan]

well it matters about set ups and what the team does to their car as well

[livid dirge]

Coz merc compression ratio is different from default engine provided to Williams

[snow swan]

same engine but entirely different cars

[snow socket]

ohhh alright

[snow socket]

OHHHHH

[livid dirge]

Gives an additional bhp to merc on their tuning ratio

[snow socket]

hard to understand but thanks

im trying to learn

[snow swan]

pretty much mercedes has the best version of their manufacture engine and they give the other teams who use their engine a slightly slowed and less competitive version

[snow socket]

ohh alright, understood, but can't mc laren build something of their own?

[livid dirge]

Ig almost both use same engine but the tuning and the compression ratio they use on that is not revealed

[snow swan]

it's all about the other teams finding pace on their own

[snow swan]

no

[snow socket]

why

[vast crown]

they choose to buy from mercedes

[snow swan]

because McLaren doesn't make formula 1 engines

[livid dirge]

Can but it's very tough that to maintain or lead by point seconds

[snow swan]

that's why they use Mercedes

I believe

[snow socket]

😭i feel dumb ,thanks guys

[snow swan]

its all good

[snow socket]

ohh okay

[snow swan]

not being dumb just learning

[snow socket]

ohhhh

[vast crown]

usually teams that make their own engines struggle for a bit

[snow swan]

it makes sense to buy from merced as they usually have the best engine

[snow swan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/honda-logo-honda-1

[vast crown]

gp2 engine

[livid dirge]

Lol

[snow socket]

is it true that their engine is illegal? i saw ppl saying that on twt after kimi won

[vast crown]

its rumored

[livid dirge]

That's loophole

[snow swan]

no lmao

[vast crown]

well yea loophole

[snow swan]

their engine is perfect legal

[snow socket]

ALRIGHTTT

[pearl shell]

Its twitter

[snow swan]

they found 15 horsepower legally

[vast crown]

we'll find out by june if they were actually using the loophole, honestly the fia should have let them keep it, it wasn't illegal

[snow swan]

but people said it was illegal because ferrari did it in '22 I believe and it was illegal

[pearl shell]

Dont go on twitter unless you want to have a mental disorder

[snow socket]

somebody also called george ugly😭

[snow swan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cooking-chef-5

[snow socket]

ohh

[snow swan]

different situation though

when a car is fast and dominating, people are always going to complain about it

[livid dirge]

Maybe 🙄

[snow swan]

just what it is

https://klipy.com/gifs/max-p1

just review 2023

you'll see

[vast crown]

june 1st the fias gonna start measuring it at hot temeprature too

[vast crown]

i miss the rb19

[snow swan]

I miss Newey

[livid dirge]

Believe me nothings gonna change

I miss w11

[vast crown]

yea doubt mercedes pace is gonna change

[snow swan]

might now change, but other teams can find pace which can make them vulnerable

[livid dirge]

Increase or decrease?

[snow socket]

the distance between merc and other cars were insane actually, and i feel its just soo predictable who's gonna win now, won't the races get more boring?

[vast crown]

if redbull fixes their weight issue they may have a chance

[livid dirge]

No

[pearl shell]

Not for wcc honestly

[snow swan]

ehh not really, ferrari is inching closer to them, McLaren can challenge them and so can Red Bull if they figure something out

[snow swan]

nah

theyy can battle for podiums

[livid dirge]

Their power regenerating efficiency is low compared to competitors

[snow swan]

not no wcc or wdc

[vast crown]

yea not for wcc mercedes is winning that

[livid dirge]

Shut up man hope for a ferrari it's cured since years

[snow socket]

but only if they figure out, id luv to see max competing with ferrari and merc , i mean a tough battle would be interesting

[vast crown]

yea they can try podiums but wins are def going to mercedes unless mercedes crashes in a race

[pearl shell]

They will be fighting with mclaren for sure but ferrari seems half a step ahead and merc even more ofc

[snow swan]

once max finds his pace and momentum, he can win and so can the ferrari drivers

[vast crown]

😭 knowing ferrari they come up with imporvements that are actually downgrades

[snow swan]

they're not going 22/22

[snow swan]

it's gonna take time and after japan they have time

[snow socket]

okay

[snow swan]

i believe in max and red bull all the way

but mercedes and ferrari are the teams to beat

obviously

[somber copper]

eventually reliability is going to get them there is zero chance of 22/22

[snow swan]

mclaren isn't having fun either

[livid dirge]

Surely are 😭 Hopefully the new powerstrain package ferrari is developing leads to good things

[snow swan]

yeah

[pearl shell]

Idk if max does
He's already exploring sportcars route

[vast crown]

we can only hope that ferrari know what theyre doing

[snow swan]

he's already explored it, he has made it his goal for years to race in the 24 hours and GT3

max isn't having fun but he won't give up on the team entirely

[vast crown]

even if he doesnt like the regs hes still going to try and get wins for the team

[livid dirge]

I think max gonna reitre sooner after contract in 28

[pearl shell]

Theres talks of him joining winward for daytona 24 next year

[snow socket]

whyyyy

[snow swan]

i'd like to see that

[snow swan]

he doesn't wanna stay in the sport for much longer

he's made that announced before

[snow socket]

ohhh

[snow swan]

he wants to spend time with his family

[vast crown]

yea and he might retire sooner as well cause of the regs

[snow swan]

and explore other racing categories

[snow socket]

damn

[snow swan]

honestly I doubt he does, he'd retire from just pure losing love for it

not stricly the regs

[pearl shell]

Racing this weekend

[snow swan]

4 am for me

😭

i'll see if I can watch

[pearl shell]

ehh watch when you wake up honestly grid aint that stacked

A lot of drivers in sebring for imsa

[livid dirge]

He can retire after summerbreak too if not in top 2 or 3

[vast crown]

i doubt he will, he prob wont give up on the team midseason

he might at the end of the year but not midseason

[livid dirge]

I don't think it's not normal for rb to change drivers mid-season

[snow swan]

oh okay

[pearl shell]

That was more of a horner/marko thing tbf

[snow swan]

yeah

exactly that

more so marko

[livid dirge]

The pressure from rb headquarters man

[snow swan]

people using the narrative that Hadjar got mad at kimi after the race when he went to apologize for hitting him was because it puts hadjar at risk for being dropped

😭

which is entirely false

[pearl shell]

Dts type writing

[snow swan]

just frustrated he got it

[snow swan]

that's why I don't like twitter

lol

[vast crown]

maybe its a good thing i dont look at twitter

[snow swan]

the fandom on twitter just yaps gibberish most the time

[livid dirge]

Feeling happy that I don't have twitter

[snow swan]

i don't use twitter entirely

[pearl shell]

I only look at f1 twitter during car reveals for leaks so i dont have to waste an hour

[snow swan]

fairs

[livid dirge]

I neither have an account nor had

[vast crown]

i usually find the car leaks on instagram

[snow swan]

i have twitter for sports that I watch

not including f1

but I stopped using it a few years ago

[livid dirge]

Instagram is better so 🤷

[livid dirge]

What else?

[snow swan]

that's really about it

and some athlete's I follow

[radiant forum]

Where can I watch Barcelona Vs Neo Castle free ?

[snow swan]

i had it for sport inquires for a bit

[livid dirge]

@radiant forum dm

Who put on crypto on poly.market

Im looking to put some on the merc win this gp

[granite barn]

Me in the future lolol

Hello I am Lawrence stroll

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Liam Lawson.

[uneven crown]

im not that cooked

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Isack Hadjar.

[thin patio]

Don’t fuck this up redbull

.kyma

[jade mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418152690044895242/1483575407088242700/image.png?ex=69bb16c4&is=69b9c544&hm=7b41ec575e895c18981917efdecfc6e65a8057bbff94d17415d786c9847a56f3&

[craggy quiver]

ohh thats what it was??

yeah i survived that then

[ionic vigil]

Kimi or George is the next winners or hamiltion or leclerc

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Max Verstappen for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[vast crown]

💀

pls go on a diet redbull and fix the car

[inner igloo]

Car?

Wdym

Its js max using a cycle padel and driving it while drinking a redbull

There is no car i doubt if theres an enfine

Engine

[burnt trout]

that would be faster that...

and more reliable.

[inner igloo]

Ig the redbull is not sufficient now

We need two redbull cans

[outer finch]

maybe they should idk start making energy drinks or smh

[outer finch]

we’ll see how ferrari’s strategy goes

[ionic vigil]

Jes

When strategy Ferrari's good is the win where nice

[thin patio]

Box for soft ( pouring rain 🌧️ ) NOOOOOO

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Isack Hadjar for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[white spoke]

[vast crown]

prob be faster than whatever redbull cooked up

[covert wraith]

‼️ ‼️

[dusk ridge]

that will be interesting

[dusk ridge]

they should give redbull to the car maybe it will get wings or something

[inner igloo]

'Cooked' is an overstatement for a car like that

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Lando Norris.

[autumn bay]

Yup..

WHY LANDOOO

NOOOOOO

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Esteban Ocon for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[lavish ore]

ggs

[charred moth]

.kyma

[jade mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418152690044895242/1483575407088242700/image.png?ex=69bb16c4&is=69b9c544&hm=7b41ec575e895c18981917efdecfc6e65a8057bbff94d17415d786c9847a56f3&

[granite barn]

Hei

[charred moth]

Who is he?

[cold flicker]

Alguien habla Español??

[slim parrot]

i got oscar 😭

[autumn bay]

Nawh

Did anyone get someone from Ferrari?

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Oscar Piastri.

[slim parrot]

i wish 😭

[lavish ore]

dns hat trick

[autumn bay]

Me too 🥲

[autumn bay]

Yep..

[dim torrent]

Found this old message from a server I'm in.

I didn't think this joke I made would actually become real

[snow swan]

lmk how I do this

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Liam Lawson for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[snow swan]

?????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066892410564661390/1483675838044962836/giphy_1.gif

[vast crown]

maybe just let max run with it

[vast crown]

i think they stole the plans for the sf25 as inspiration

[nimble sleet]

Mods pick a frigging banner from the 500 people submitting ones ✌️😭

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Oliver Bearman for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[ivory ferry]

nice

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[nimble sleet]

YAYY

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Lewis Hamilton.

[azure vigil]

oh that means lewis is gonna have a stinker next week nice

I’m so happy 🥹

first hadjar
then bortoleto
now hamilton

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Arvid Lindblad.

[vale basin]

fuck

[snow swan]

oh it can get worse

fucking hell

😭

who was I again

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Liam Lawson.

[snow swan]

Lawson right

we got the vcarb brothers

😭

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Lance Stroll.

[pallid lily]

Its over

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Franco Colapinto for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[analog hedge]

LETS GOOOOO

[pallid lily]

lucky you, I got LANCE STROLL

[analog hedge]

FRANCO COLAPINTO AND PIERRE GASLY FINNA HIT POLE THIS TIME I SWEAR

[ivory ferry]

i got ollie bearman 🔥

[pallid lily]

last race I got Alonso

this wweek

I got lance stroll

this isnt real RNG

[analog hedge]

bro seeing pierre's pit times in chinese GP hurt

took them over 20 seconds

[past cloak]

i got Isack Hadjar

that aint even that bad

[ivory ferry]

depends on whether he finished the race or not 😭

[past cloak]

ya

lets just hope and pray that their engine problems are fixed

[worldly plank]

F1 2026 japan predictions
P1:George Russell
P2: Sharl Leclerc
P3: Max Verstappen
P4: Kimi Antonelli
P5: Lewis Hamilton
P6:The Lord Latifi
P7: Mick Schumacher
P8: Mika Hakkinen
P9: Nico... Rosberg
P10: Marcus Winkelhock
P11: Yuji Ide
P12: Fernando Alonso
P13: Retep Niffirg
P14: Kimi Raikkonen
P15: Lance Strulovic
Dnf: Pastor Maldonado
Dnf: Sebastian Vettel
Dnf: Aryton Senna
Dnf: Alain Prost
Dns: Lando Norris
Dns: Oscar Piastri
P22: Sergio Perez

[past cloak]

wrong year maybe idk

[pallid lily]

Might be the wwrong year

[past cloak]

but i think max will probably win if his car is good

[worldly plank]

Nah im a visionary

[pallid lily]

the car is like 20 kg overweight

lol

[worldly plank]

Huge if there tbh

[past cloak]

dw max will lock in

[worldly plank]

But will the car?

[snow swan]

they'll put it in the gym we good

[past cloak]

probably not 😭

[worldly plank]

Max is an amazing driver but its like tryna get senna to win in a minardi rn

[snow swan]

max isn't winning in this car

simple as that lol

[worldly plank]

I can see him getting 1

[snow swan]

he can't win if he has anti-stall's every race start

[worldly plank]

All the stars align and he wins

Maybe imola

Hes good there

Wait is imola even on the calendar

[snow swan]

thought it was removed

or was that monza

[worldly plank]

Oh wait its not

XD

[snow swan]

i be getting them confused

[worldly plank]

Why did they remove imola

[snow swan]

their deal with imola ran out

[worldly plank]

For another shitty street curcuit

[past cloak]

i guess next year is our year 😢

[worldly plank]

Hey thats our phase

[past cloak]

after these first 2 races we might have to take it

[vast crown]

dw they'll send it on a diet between japan and miami

[worldly plank]

I feel like these next few years for max might be like schumacher when he left bennetton

Mid ass car but can still perform well

[past cloak]

it might be becasue max is focusing on 24hrs of nurburgring

[worldly plank]

Hopefully max doesnt break his leg like schumacher did

[snow swan]

he can't even race in it yet lol

pretty sure he has to do this race

[worldly plank]

Schumacher couldve easily had 9 titles

[snow swan]

in order to be able to race in the 24

[past cloak]

you might be right

[snow swan]

perhaps i'm wrong

i think i'm wrong

[past cloak]

no youre Legendary

[snow swan]

just not confirmed if he is racing

[worldly plank]

Im charles leclerc

[snow swan]

oh fairs

[stoic rapids]

yo guys is max gonna have a meltdown

[snow swan]

wdym?

max has a variety of different meltdowns throughout the years

what kind of meltdow

[stoic rapids]

Like a full blown meltdown crashout this season

or do u think he will start winning

[snow swan]

ahhh

well

he won't sniff a win with the issues that reside with the car currently

but he can get podiums and good qualifying's

it will take time for him to get a win this year

I don't think he'll have a big meltdown

he just isn't enjoying the car right now and hopefully that can change

he'll be fine

[lethal mango]

I’ll don’t think that’ll happen till until the second half of the season

After summer break

Atleast I’m not suffering this season for a change

[snow swan]

perhaps

that is when he started crawling back last season so

[lethal mango]

Ig

[snow swan]

we'll see

[lethal mango]

No Lewis depression this year

Bro was never washed

I had my doubts last 4 years

[snow swan]

well

[lethal mango]

But he got rid of them

[snow swan]

washed wouldn't be the word

[lethal mango]

In two races

[snow swan]

but he has his own struggles

[lethal mango]

Yeah

All the rbr fans are asking us if this is what we faced the last four uears

It was even worse at times

[snow swan]

it's been 2 races and they act like max hasn't won a race in years

[lethal mango]

Lmao

Yeah

[snow swan]

i'm full blown max and rb fan but i'm not that worried

[lethal mango]

But being 1.7 secs off the pace

Is concerning

[snow swan]

I know he's struggling but I believe in him

[snow swan]

the rb22 isn't up to speed yet

[lethal mango]

😭will
It ever

[snow swan]

overweight, bad starts (anti-stalls), graining issues, struggling through corners, battery issues

lots to improve

[lethal mango]

The car is apparently as heavy as Williams

[snow swan]

yeah

[lethal mango]

20-30kg overweight

[past cloak]

all they need is 1 ozempic

[lethal mango]

Someone watched the FIA scales

And took a photo

[snow swan]

with max being your #1 driver you best believe their gonna feel the pressure of making the car competitve again

if you lose max cause of the car that's not good for red bull all together

[snow swan]

yeah I saw

it was heavy

it will probably take until summer break and after

for the car to see massive improvements

[lethal mango]

Ye

I think the second seat curse got switched to max for atleast this first half

[snow swan]

well not really as hadjar isn't finding pace either

[lethal mango]

Atleast he scored points

[snow swan]

he had a decent P8 finish but is behind max in qualy

[lethal mango]

That’s a plus

He’s not that far off

[snow swan]

he's a couple hundredths

not bad

[lethal mango]

Ye

[snow swan]

but not the best for a rb car

[lethal mango]

Bruh

[snow swan]

especially if it's bottom 6

[lethal mango]

Yeah but

This seasons basically over

But

For Ferrari

[snow swan]

it just started what

[lethal mango]

Not quite yet

[snow swan]

😭

[lethal mango]

we’re bringing the Macarena

In Japan

[snow swan]

plenty of racing to go on for

[lethal mango]

And a massive upgrade for mismi

[snow swan]

that almost cooked lewis

[lethal mango]

Merc and Ferrari are pretty dominant rn

[lethal mango]

Well they were never gon use it

Honestly

I saw that coming

China was a test session

[snow swan]

the problem with it is that i seen only is it can take stay open at corners

which is what happened to lewis

[lethal mango]

It takes more time to close than the front

[snow swan]

and he kinda just went off and spun

[lethal mango]

Which is what their tweaking at monza

[hearty escarp]

[gilded fulcrum]

My goat oscar is gonna win the gp trustt

[wind plank]

Lewis is gonna be the winner

[gilded fulcrum]

No no oscar and Lewis on the top podium trust

Both of them

If that's even possible

[frozen void]

Guys when is Japanese gp?

[weary wraith]

wow

[weary wraith]

27-29 mar

[frozen void]

Thank ya

[livid dirge]

Oscar on top is most delusional

[barren rock]

i love how few days ago Mclaren uploaded Brad Pitt driving the mclaren

[leaden iris]

cuz they have no footage of their own drivers on track

dns merchants

[wispy schooner]

oscars luck is so shit i hope he atleasts starts japan if he doesnt his first race will be in may 💔

[strange herald]

No grill'd burger for u pal

Ur thinking too high of mclaren

[coarse lion]

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[brave ridge]

if he doesnt start japan then I will turn 18 before he starts a gp 💀

[gilded fulcrum]

It was a joke gang😭

We all know oscar is struggling

[brave ridge]

We are buying into the osclusion

🙏

oscar p1astri WILL happen someday trust

[gilded fulcrum]

Atleast one win during the season

[brave ridge]

surely

[stoic idol]

Daym

[radiant scarab]

.warn 1145284759652663317 no ai please

[jade mural]

crash0270 has been warned, this is their first warning.

[brave ridge]

Common L AI

W driven

[median monolith]

Bro since when was a capybara driving a f1 car warnable

Let the capybara be

[brave ridge]

Because it's AI 💀

[median monolith]

So capybara driving a f1 car cool

[brave ridge]

AI = not cool

[median monolith]

Bro my friend sent it to me, I don’t make it

[stark cosmos]

Womp womp

[brave ridge]

So? You sent it here, you get warned for it

[brave ridge]

hello

[worthy wadi]

Fire pfp

[tropic dune]

so has max won yet

[sand valley]

wat

[tropic dune]

the race

[sand valley]

no

[tropic dune]

ohk

[sand valley]

hes doing horrible because of the car

[tropic dune]

he's max verstappen in japan

[sand valley]

what

[fickle rapids]

A vietnamese guy showed McLaren how to start an engine

[plain pike]

I saw a post like this in English yesterday, made me cackle

[hardy tundra]

Can I crack u, (asking for a friend)

[stark cosmos]

Few years too late for Honda

[real comet]

Stroll p1

[radiant scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-monkey-3amskypecall-monkey-gif-6610262280188410503

[subtle cargo]

Huh

[azure pond]

wait i though they had electric engine issue. ?

[distant folio]

I dare ANY Williams fan to be summoned right now

I said it

Literally ANY Williams fan in this entire server

[weary rover]

what are the predicted outcomes of the race in tryna predict

[hexed umbra]

Hi guys

Is the Japan gp this week

[shell lark]

next week

[humble storm]

https://tenor.com/view/enriquecamposc-gif-23156265

[hexed umbra]

Ohhh

Noooo

No race week

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[safe vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/go-weeyums-goweeyums-go-williams-alex-albon-formula-1-gif-2597000398121478209

[hexed umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/go-weeyums-goweeyums-go-williams-alex-albon-formula-1-gif-2597000398121478209

[gentle atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/go-weeyums-goweeyums-go-williams-alex-albon-formula-1-gif-2597000398121478209

[bronze valley]

Afternoon guys

[deft musk]

kimi being second in championship only 4 point behind is crazy

guten tag idk

[silver ledge]

If the RB22 changed its mood

[vernal holly]

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/adrian-newey-to-step-down-as-aston-martin-f1-team-principal/10806485/

[chrome girder]

lol

why was he team principal in the first place

[cerulean ocean]

Interesting

[vapid plover]

EXACTLY

[dusky pond]

[pliant pasture]

wtf the fuck was Newey a team principle 💀

[fast hornet]

Aston martin's new rivals are williams 😭😭😭😭

[pliant pasture]

woah woah woah don't put williams so low.

[fast hornet]

Williams are kinds low dis season tbh

Last season they were cooking

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-galaxay-gifs-smooth-operator-ferrari-carlos-sainz-gif-8576740847701190842

[pliant pasture]

"slow" lmao 2 races in they just have some mechanical/electrical issues which half of the grid has rn

[tulip saddle]

sleep is just a time machine with random ads ,my dudes

[wise inlet]

Aren't they overweight...

[pliant pasture]

most teams are overweight

[silk tapir]

verstappen last race?

[pliant pasture]

it will take 5-10 months for them to get it

no team is confirmed fully at minimum from the start.

[wooden trail]

Ferrari and merc are only like 1kg over

[pliant pasture]

surprise!

[wooden trail]

My goat got his podium

Merc 1-2-3

[pliant pasture]

ofc the big 3 will have there shit together

the question is why the other teams are not

[wooden trail]

There is no big 3 bro its ferrari and merc

3rd fastest team is like a second behind both

[pliant pasture]

okay let me change it to "big 2"

why are the rest of the teams so far behind?

what is the difference

[wooden trail]

Weight and just aero in general

Ferrari and merc nailed it

Mercedes gap will reduce by june

[pliant pasture]

You stated everything I already know... my question is what is it that 2 teams on the grid know that the other 9 don't (Of course we won't know the actual details)

[wooden trail]

There isnt much to add on to it

Engine wise its only Merc clear

Ferrari have loads off clipping

The whole advantage is the weight and just aero

[frigid blaze]

i got max for rng

hes my fave but

i swear if we dnf again

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Max Verstappen.

[wooden trail]

I got fucking stroll

[frigid blaze]

welp

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Pierre Gasly.

[silk forge]

they are works teams

they have a better understanding of their package and how to make it work best

while it is said that mercedes supplies its engines "with no instruction manual", that is to say that they just give the engine in a box and dont help the teams figure out how to use it

which is why mclaren is quite poor this year

and it's red bulls first time ever being a works team so that explains the hardship

[charred moth]

I got Russel

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is George Russell.

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Kimi Antonelli.

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Nico Hulkenberg.

[upbeat trench]

Does anyone know how to get points for the standings tho because I had Ollie once and still got 0

[fresh cypress]

yo this is acutally funny:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5OTODoy80LU

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Max Verstappen.

[vast crown]

oh fuck, max pls cook

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Pierre Gasly.

[covert wraith]

@wispy marlin LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[frigid blaze]

nice

[frigid blaze]

fr we will maifest he will

yk what as long as he doesnt dnf again itll be ok

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Valtteri Bottas.

[azure falcon]

cooked

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Nico Hulkenberg.

You randomly got assigned Nico Hulkenberg for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[wispy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-pierre-gasly-gasly-pierre-formula-1-gif-6850225069810428597

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Arvid Lindblad for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Esteban Ocon.

[brave ridge]

oh yeah i have mr penalty

[flint ruin]

Mercedes in the next gp:

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[autumn bay]

https://tenor.com/view/here4lando-lando-norris-lando-gif-2809261152534392960

And I have..Lando.. norris.

[granite barn]

HEH

I GOT LEWIS

[vast crown]

im manifesting a podium 🙏

[slim parrot]

lucky ahh

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Oscar Piastri.

[brave ridge]

he NEEDS to start in suzuka

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Charles Leclerc for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[flint drum]

YAYYY

Wait this is not random

Didn’t the last person get Charles too

I guess we’re just lucky

[hollow widget]

You randomly got assigned Liam Lawson for the Japanese Grand Prix. May luck be with you!

[snow swan]

im down for the race day tiktoksssss

[ivory ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/i've-been-reading-books-of-old-feminist-literature-performative-male-gassy-fart-gif-2902430226778781926

[pastel robin]

Fah

[copper quail]

Damn

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Franco Colapinto.

[sand plover]

hello

[pliant pasture]

Gotcha that makes more sense

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Oliver Bearman.

[royal ice]

🔥

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Sergio Perez.

[austere marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/checo-pérez-i-be-poppin-bottle-sparkle-and-champagne-formula-1-f1-gif-16523834375566469662

[gloomy wharf]

<@&781898349006684170> any thoughts

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Yuki Tsunoda.

[grave parcel]

😞

[sudden bough]

bro

these bums are never gonna fix rng

it still uses the results from last season

and the rng standings from last season

[hollow widget]

You already have a driver assigned for the Japanese Grand Prix, it is Alexander Albon.

[pastel steppe]

bro what

[grim anvil]

why the hell would Wheatley do that

I know the answer is money but that's not good enough

[flint anvil]

Wheatley dipped Audi immediately what a joke

[snow swan]

wait what 😭

[scarlet vessel]

Huh? Is this fr?

[radiant scarab]

.mute 590709079748509697 "cp allowed" meme

[jade mural]

driven24x7 muted traftuff indefinitely Reason: "cp allowed" meme.

[snow swan]

???

[crude pelican]

at least we know aston martin isnt completely braindead

[snow swan]

won't even question

[radiant scarab]

It's the dumb checo Perez meme but if you were a pedo supporter

[snow swan]

ohhhhhhhhhh

the we love

okay

I know what you're talking about

[snow swan]

wait so

what does this mean for

for Newey?

exactly

is he just gonna work on the car now or

[crude pelican]

cant even say his acronym without being bombarded with a mute

[snow swan]

to be fair, saying Checo is what he is called everytime

no point in saying his acronym unless you know what you're doing lmao

[snow swan]

just realized I worded this badly

you get the point

[crude pelican]

meh, used the acronym on my instagram note during race weekends to cheer him on when he was in redbull

but i was innocent

now ik not

[snow swan]

it's safer to just to call him checo

lol

especially in this day in age

[crude pelican]

👍

[radiant scarab]

His acronym (I think you meant initials) are S.P.

[crude pelican]

checo sounds more cooler so i dissassociate the sergio

forgot his first name ngl

mb

[shrewd inlet]

sergio

[bitter delta]

67

[barren rock]

This should be a sticker

[slate karma]

Suzuka

[muted jewel]

Bro Im literally gone leave Japan 2 days before the GP

Ima go to tje livery reveal though

[fast hornet]

I saw some yt video where it said mercedes are cheating or somethin

Idk if its true

I want it to be true cuz im a ferarri fan

[strange herald]

Nah

Their engineering is just better

Reading the rules twice is a part of the sport's selling point of building the fastest car

[gentle pelican]

They outsmarted the rules but it's illegal in many teams mind because they have a big advantage

[fast hornet]

They made some electricity power loop system or something

[nimble basin]

it’s the compression ratio of the volume in the chamber between when the piston is at the top and bottom of the chamber, the compression ratio is tested only in cold conditions and mercedes passed the 16:1 maximum compression ratio but the actual piston itself thermally expands during normal race conditions where it’s hotter and the compression ratio increases, delivering more power for less fuel

[cyan nest]

Piastri the race is to-

[wicked vortex]

technically legal

https://tenor.com/view/toto-wolff-toto-f1-mercedes-2026-gif-8669476788334949896

[hardy moon]

who is this guy? Haven't seen him race before

[humble storm]

Why don't they just get rid of the max compression ratio? Makes no sense to nerf the F1 car's power for no reason. Shouldn't F1 try to beat records?

[nimble basin]

only reason i can think of is because it’s much more reliable to have a lower compression ratio and also costs significantly less

[stark cosmos]

something something easier for new engine manufacturers to work with something something new fuel technologies

that's the short gist of why they went with 16:1 and very oversimplified

[graceful socket]

manifesting ferrari 1-2 next week

[strange herald]

"Closer racing"

Engine spec rules have been a thing for f1 since the 80s

[rare belfry]

We are manifesting Ferrari 🙏

[strange herald]

The compression ratio is just one of what makes an engine and thus its rules

[wraith briar]

Pretty sure the original Godzilla movie was made as a reflection of the destruction of the nukes dropped on japan by the Americans. What did the American team mean by this

Cadillac is gonna come out with the B-29 Superfortress bomber skin next

Speciall Oppenheimer decal

[slim parrot]

i would pay large amounts of money to see that

[humble storm]

I wonder how much money that cost (and how much they'll get paid for doing this)

Repainting all the spare parts is expensive

[tidal patio]

um

[tidal mist]

Mattia bin not know how to manage a team 😭

[vernal ruin]

yeah just saw this

[short crag]

guys who is this oscar pastry i havent seen him in any of the races before /j

[still forge]

To be fair, the Ferrari TP seat is one of the most dangerous in the whole paddock

We'll see how he does now that he does not have every single higherup in his neck

[robust shell]

Why wud u leave audi for Aston Martin????

Whyy

Audi is doing so well

[scarlet vapor]

for more money

[clever frost]

Leaving Audi for Aston smh

[robust shell]

He'd get nowhere in Aston

Look at horner, toto

How they started when their teams were shit

They didn't go to McLaren or some other team for money

[vernal ruin]

Money talks

[snow swan]

wow we're surprised

[woven cape]

I wish next one would be a rusted out F1 (shitbox)

[placid wren]

I can’t get over how much this sucks

[dapper acorn]

Not gonna lie Johnny got a hefty pay package it seems

0h sweet now the timer isnt there

Oh thank god

[tender spoke]

Binotto audi team principal

[dapper acorn]

We can chat freely then

[dapper acorn]

It WAS INDEED always the wind

[tidal mist]

ferrari 2022 ahh phase

[outer mauve]

Hm

[tulip saddle]

practice 2 timing?

[hardy trench]

audi is cooked

[robust shell]

Everything was going so well over there

L Stroll shudve kept mike krack as team principal

At aston

[golden leaf]

JONATHAN NO

[ember sparrow]

SBINOTTO

[strange herald]

They were also new to the sport as TP back then

Also

For Toto's case Mercedes were not shit in their early days

[brisk harness]

wow that was a quick stint

[craggy zenith]

bro Toto became Mercedes TP in 2014

[strange herald]

Horner's career would prob have been binned had they not manage to find vettel

[strange herald]

He was in sauber last year too

So not that short

[craggy zenith]

not likely

Newey had already joined by 2007

[bleak bolt]

Guys any of you play cyberpunk

[robust shell]

Not here bro 💀

U cud get muted or banned lol

Go to #deqeneral-🤪

[strange herald]

Ofc i like playing checo perez

[azure falcon]

or the cyberpunk server help

asking f1 homies is crazy work