monaco-gp

[vast pike]

every time I see Jack bald shi makes me laugh my ass off

[fervent oar]

Doohan looks like Austin Cindric with that haircut

[young jacinth]

Doohan with his head shaved just dont look right

[broken frost]

jack looks so sad without his hair

[neat latch]

Nahh fr though

Look at this

They used the ones with FLOWVIZ

It's over

[inner crystal]

"they made me cut it" ahh

[south heron]

bruhhhhhhh

[neat latch]

Flavio effect

[deep mason]

I think this season is going to be a repeat of 2016 but it will be Lando, Oscar, Hamilton and Leclerc. I think Hamilton would have won his 8th this year but McLaren were just too fast.

I think
Lando > Oscar
Hamilton > Leclerc
Kimi > Russell
Max > Lawson
Gasly > Doohan
Carlos > Albon
Alonso > Stroll
Bearman > Ocon
Hulk > Bortoleto
Yuki > Hadjar

[gaunt forge]

Ocon > Bearman for me

because he’s more experienced

but i think bearman will do well regardless

[tight urchin]

Ngl what have gasly and doohan done to their hair 💀

[toxic olive]

??

[craggy zenith]

Pierre I understand, he's going through hair transplants

Doohan mate

Stop shaving your head

Your full head of hair gives us Mick vibes

Keep it

Even Lawson is in agreement

[gloomy wharf]

How’s Kimi Antonelli performing so far? I have a few high hopes for him.

[cyan saffron]

well

There hasn't been a race yet.

[gloomy wharf]

I mean in testing.

[cyan saffron]

As testing has nothing to do with performing, the point stands.

He hasn't done really much mistakes and apart from that there's nothing to look at in testing.

Times mean nothing.

[mighty swallow]

even as a mclaren fan i do not want a 2016 type season

[regal needle]

In 1 Weeks! https://x.com/ausgrandprix/status/1897406768348848418?t=HpXUOV_vv4u-Tp3ycGlmng&s=19

F1 Australian Grand Prix (@ausgrandprix) on X

ONE. WEEK!

#AusGP #F1

X · Mar 5, 2025, 10:00 PM

[twin fox]

Its almost rawe ceek

[twin fox]

I want a 2010 type season

[silk violet]

I have to go to school

😔

[pseudo quail]

Do the drivers not push the car at all? They just limit the car through setup or fuel etc so they can find the issues

[south heron]

agreed, he legit looks like a high school kid with that buzz cut

[craggy zenith]

Literally, Liam on the video he did with Tommo said he's told him to stop shaving it

and he keeps doing it!

[south heron]

💀

why does he keep doing it

[craggy zenith]

I don't know man

he's looks so glorious with it

and it makes him look like his dad

which... might be an actual reason he keeps doing it

[south heron]

yeah

[craggy zenith]

or maybe it's like a therapeutic thing where he shaves it when he starts a new season

he did it when he first joined F2

[south heron]

maybe

I hope it's that lmao

[pseudo quail]

I heard it’s to do with comfort with the helmets

[night sedge]

That's sensible

[candid salmon]

Never rate again 🔥 🔥 🔥

[vernal holly]

https://fxtwitter.com/wearetherace/status/1897662522875843034

[dusty peak]

The hulk

[mighty swallow]

i mean we have all the rookies for it

[neat latch]

https://x.com/RGrosjean/status/1359207034810490887?t=o8O7W0F_F_bu6q3bvvCE6g&s=19

Romain Grosjean (@RGrosjean) on X

Thank you @instagram for creating the RG filter 🤣

X · Feb 9, 2021, 6:26 PM

[proven leaf]

Aside from 3 most are prolly right

[neat fern]

Anyone has seen the new f1tv premium

[narrow garnet]

we are now close enough to the race weekend to get our first proper forecasts for Melbourne rather than just looking at the models

Forecast as of March 7: (obviously can change a lot, but once we hit the 10 day mark, the changes in forecasts aren't as dramatic)
Thursday: Mostly sunny, high of 29
Friday: chance of a late shower, high of 32 before a late cool change comes through
Saturday: Possible showers throughout the day, high of 26
Sunday: Possible showers throughout the afternoon, high of 24

[gusty smelt]

💀

Hamilton had 3 good races

If Mercedes had the car Russell would have won

[lavish ore]

2023:

[stiff bough]

a repeat with 2016 would mean one extremely dominant teammate duo duking it out for the title

[stoic sentinel]

BRO that’s crazy

[proven leaf]

I think they meant 2012

[queen orbit]

i think they meant 2010 actually

4 way title fight

[proven leaf]

Ah

Confused n

Myself

[regal needle]

Sergio Perez just change his Instagram Profile Picture

[vale idol]

Oscar's winning the championship

[young sinew]

Well then, who would win the Oscars!?!?

[foggy ermine]

I think it’s gonna be P1 and P2 Williams, 3 Merc, 4, Ferrari, 5 RB

Not srs but I wish 🥲

One day

[winged dagger]

when will the f1 intros release

i wanna see if there will be any goofy poses

[neat latch]

https://fixupx.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1897986298092085324?t=OTK3K4j-ICgvrQJFeMiyQQ&s=19

Hm

And now Red Bull are accusing mclaren and ferrari for having mini drs (which i have seen no evidence of)

I wonder why

[wet sequoia]

Because Max is a sore loser

[neat latch]

Is that sarcasm

[kindred cedar]

because horner is a sore loser

[wet sequoia]

Advice for dealing with my certain style of bullshit, if it has no laughing emojis I'm serious

[wet sequoia]

Horner doesn't make Max perform double movements or moving under braking to win races

[neat latch]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[pseudo quail]

The fia is asking teams to accommodate cameras for the wings in Australia. They’ve got enough to investigate it

[neat latch]

Hm

Visually, i can't see shit honestly

[pseudo quail]

Yea that’s why we don’t work in f1

They can figure it out somehow

[neat latch]

I doubt the mini drs is as effective as last year if it can't be seen in cameras by normal people

[pseudo quail]

Yea

[neat latch]

I bet McLaren's crazy suspension will be the source of the advantage

[pseudo quail]

Might even be that the teams with those rear wings weren’t pushing enough to expose it

[neat latch]

Maybe

[pseudo quail]

Mclaren had it at spa last year but apparently it was on other tracks too

Baku*

[neat latch]

Mainly power tracks

[pseudo quail]

Yeah

[neat latch]

Maybe the found a another way to implement it, but it already got found it

[pseudo quail]

Either way redbull’s got a good advantage if they can waste Ferrari and McLaren’s money like this

[neat latch]

Red Bull already wasted money on the flexi front wings that will be banned later on, they want to be equal so they're after their main rivals

It's all part of the game

[pseudo quail]

They’d do this whether they wasted their own money or not

[neat latch]

Yeah

You gotta find what you can take away from other rivals to have an advantage over them

[pseudo quail]

Honestly they haven’t lost money on front wings. Only Ferrari lost anything which was last year when they didn’t spend time on flexi wings before the fia decided to allow them. They’ve known since then that it would be allowed for some races this year. Mclaren doesn’t need to spend much more on it but Ferrari and Redbull have just spent the money a little later than McLaren. They all knew it was going to last a short time this year

[neat latch]

Funny thing is, they're still going to be faster than Red Bull, like the only thing Red Bull have done apparently is just make last year's car faster, the issues are still there according to max

Meanwhile mclaren and Ferrari are like, fuck it we ball, specially mclaren With that new suspension, it's actually insane

[pseudo quail]

Yea have to see

[neat latch]

I'm going to keep saying it, if Red Bull want to win another championship, it has to be this year

Because imo 2026: Mercedes/mclaren and maybe Ferrari, have that shit locked in

I see ford being midfield alongside honda

"what about Audi?"

[lethal bramble]

Merc gonna put up 2016 numbers next year #delulu

[neat latch]

Nah

Mercedes engines are going to dominate but that doesn't mean the Mercedes team will dominate, unless they make a car with supreme aerodynamics

[lethal bramble]

Going into 2026 and correct me if I'm wrong
Mclaren: Merc engines
Ferrari: Ferrari engines
Red Bull: Ford engines
Mercedes: Merc engines
Aston Martin: Honda engines
Alpine: Merc engines
Haas: Ferrari engines
Racing Bulls: Ford engines
Williams: Merc engines
Audi: Audi engines
Cadillac: Ferrari engines

[neat latch]

I'd put Mercedes above of red Bull and Ferrari

O wait that's the order from last year

Yeah i'm sorry i didn't notice it was the championship order from 2024

You are correct

[craggy zenith]

it's gonna be real funny if it rains all weekend

no DRS

[lethal bramble]

Yea I was just listing which cars are gonna have what engines

[pseudo quail]

Just check it the next race then

[neat latch]

https://fixupx.com/Cadillac_F1/status/1898041242602422299?t=TAobMpAAIAo_C2WV6VuawA&s=19

They already have an official account

Nice

[gentle verge]

Hmmm cool

i see they will be using ferrari power unit and gearbox till 2027

[neat fern]

Australia predictions anyone?

[tulip silo]

Verstappen P1 Norris P2

[cyan saffron]

Oscar home race win🔥

[neat fern]

Why only p1 and p2 😭😭😭

[neat fern]

Nah bortoletto domination

[tulip silo]

Idk 😭

[neat latch]

I think you're expecting too much from max

[regal needle]

Red Bull probably plans do to a Cheating on Ferrari and McLaren Rear Wing

[neat latch]

He's good but even he said that Red Bull is not ready to win yet, and he doesn't lie

[regal needle]

But that's not gonna slow these Two Team down

[neat latch]

Obviously

Red Bull apparently didn't fix the problems from last year, they just made the car faster

Which doesn't help them because everyone else got faster but don't have a lot of problems

Red bull are relying on the verstappen factor

Maybe a bit too much

If verstappen leaves them because he isn't happy with them anymore it's game over

For them

[regal needle]

Honestly though... I be impressed if Williams go Faster too with Carlos onboard

But Ferrari along with Kimi Antonelli in Mercedes goes Fast sounds Interesting

[vernal holly]

I think 11th team it’s only right to expand the point scoring positions to P12

[vocal lynx]

possibly

[queen orbit]

fr

and also to balance midfield scoring

[twin fox]

Means they won't win anything till 2027

[raw plaza]

In the miami eps in dts

They showed a clip of max looking mad after lando won

The funny part is ppl figured out it’s from the Dutch gp

Coz of the cap

Fucking unnecessary shit Netflix editing bro even his interviews are in 2023 red bull kit pretty sure

Max was happy for lando

[wet sequoia]

And people wonder why I hate DTS

[royal scarab]

Literally no one wonders that bro

[wet sequoia]

Yeah I’m not going to say my reply to that

[wispy quest]

DTS is overly edited drama, but I still will attempt to watch it

I do want to see what happened in I believe Hungary where McLaren forced Norris to give P1 to Piastri

I didn't understand why they did that.

[wet sequoia]

For the WCC which was a more realistic reality then WDC

Plus Piastri already practically won the race, the pit wall messed up the pits and Norris just decided to floor it

[regal needle]

Just saw Sebastian Vettel leads a Tribute to salute Michael Schumacher in ROC

It's been 12 Years since we haven't seen Michael due to his Ski Accident

https://x.com/autosport/status/1898301364595253560?t=TS_PuReLCm2HAEydgJQRiQ&s=19

Autosport (@autosport) on X

Seb and Mick helped unfurl a banner for Michael Schumacher at the Race Of Champions ❤️

X · Mar 8, 2025, 9:14 AM

[neat fern]

Who even watching that shit

[muted igloo]

P11 would seem more reasonable

[raw plaza]

i did coz i wanted to laugh at how twisted will they make it

I didn’t know Carlos name is so long

Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Birto Moreno de Aranda Don Pero Urrielagoiria Pérez deltún

[neat fern]

Its so fake not even the scenes are right 😭😭😭😭

[swift sundial]

[queen orbit]

wait is this real

i swear i only heard up to castro and then a junior at the end

[thin berry]

Problem is they either won’t address it or won’t tell you the truth about it that’s why a lot of people don’t like DTS

You learn nothing from it it’s not even a real bts

[thin berry]

.carlos

[jade mural]

Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Virto Moreno de Aranda Don Per Urrielagoiria Pérez del Pulgar

[thin berry]

That’s his real full name yes

[remote holly]

.carlos

[jade mural]

Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Virto Moreno de Aranda Don Per Urrielagoiria Pérez del Pulgar

[wispy quest]

You can call me carlos for short

[merry nymph]

Nah wait guys whattt

[deep mason]

Litteraly can't be worse than 2023

[deep mason]

Head to head prediction

[queen orbit]

.carlos

[jade mural]

Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Virto Moreno de Aranda Don Per Urrielagoiria Pérez del Pulgar

[narrow garnet]

2015

[neat latch]

As a mclaren fan i want mclaren to win another constructors to see if the Ferrari fans freak out

Because Ferrari rn are the only team with double digits

[mighty swallow]

i wouldnt be opposed to them winning again

but a 2016 type season would be just miserable

[neat latch]

Can't be as miserable as 2023, atleast in 2016 we had Nico Rosberg

[mighty swallow]

2023 was partially down to perez being dogshit

piastri/norris is nowhere near the skill gap of 2023 red bull

[regal needle]

1 Weeks left until it's the First Race Day!

[woven rapids]

yes!

[royal scarab]

1 whole weeks

[craggy zenith]

Piastri rn has a pace deficit to Norris, mainly in qualifying, which not only can be fixed but is probably more down to inexperience than anything else

Perez's pace gap to Verstappen across his entire stint at Red Bull is inexcusable; not only is he more experienced than Verstappen, but he would be competitive for the first 4-5 races, then fall off a cliff every single year

[stiff bough]

seemed like every time the car got the first update package, he'd drop back further

[craggy zenith]

The car philosophy Red Bull was following was making the car harder to drive in general

it's just that Max was able to compensate and push through it while Perez couldn't

eventually however, even Max couldn't contend with the car issues and they had to change things

[regal needle]

Carlos Sainz will be the Defending Race Winner of Australian Grand Prix after winning it Last Year to end Max Verstappen Winning Streak for a Second Time

There's gonna be a Change to Turn 6 following George Russell Big Accident

George has Melbourne Curse on him since that Last Year Accident

[arctic turret]

This year will be difficult for Sainz to repeat his race win

[neat latch]

I wonder why

[dawn rose]

CHAT

THE TIME IS NEARLY UPON US

[rotund ice]

who else watched skibidi today

[remote knoll]

this is f1

go to roblox with allat

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[narrow garnet]

IT'S RACE WEEK!!!

[regal needle]

Race Week in Australia!

First Time since 2019

And it's the First F1 Season Opener in Daytime since 2020 Austrian Grand Prix

[regal needle]

F1 is BAACK! https://x.com/ausgrandprix/status/1898871425898885441?t=LTJA3Lzd4Ke4UZPNqoGPnQ&s=19

F1 Australian Grand Prix (@ausgrandprix) on X

*inhales* IT'S RACE WEEK DOWN UNDER! 🇦🇺

Melbourne kicks off the most anticipated #F1 season THIS WEEK! 🌟

#AusGP

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:00 PM

[cyan saffron]

It's finally rawe ceek again.

[regal needle]

Good Morning Team! It's finally the 2025 Season

Let's get ready for Australian Grand Prix

[surreal flame]

Anyone going on Friday?

[regal needle]

I'll watch the Practice 2

[boreal cargo]

Heyy anyone in Melbourne atm who would like to watch parts of the race weekend somewhere sometime together?

Haven't got tickets but would be down to watch at fed square or at a pub or find a spot somewhere outside of the track maybe

[regal needle]

As always, I will watch through TV and join the Live Chat

In case anyone don't know yet how to watch

.watch

[jade mural]

If you don't know how to watch Formula 1, this link on the official Formula 1 website has information on how you can watch Formula 1 in your country. This page has a regional list of broadcasters:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/broadcast-information.html

Formula 1 also offer live sessions through F1 TV Pro in some markets, to see if your country has this service, visit:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/content_schedule.html

[visual swan]

What the....

Sounds fishy

[regal needle]

This just received though, The FIA has created a further regulations called Protocol Damaged Car

Due to Last Year Canadian Grand Prix that cause by Sergio Perez controversially return to the pits to avoid a Safety Car deployment, The FIA actually announced this Protocol Damaged Car Regulations to make sure all Car that is Damaged must not enter the Pit

So the Race Director will now instruct the Team to retire the Driver's Car if it has a Structural Damage or Critical Failure

[regal needle]

Would you Two don't fill this Chat with so many Post like this?

[thin berry]

Yeah stop spamming you wet pieces of bland toast

[regal needle]

Call the Admin, Remove all that Spam

[clever wedge]

what's the admin's number?

[regal needle]

They'll be here soon

I also just heard that Formation Lap with Driver start in Pit Lane has a receive a changes

Drivers will now must join the Formation Lap rather than start in Garage

After that, They'll enter the Pit as part to start from the Pit Lane

[wooden kettle]

.mute 7d racism and spam

[jade mural]

Please either provide a User ID or tag the user

[wooden kettle]

mf

.mute 1332745698810003519 7d racism and spam

[jade mural]

slimebiter muted crazyforyoujustyou for 7 days. Reason: racism and spam

[thin berry]

Ackshually allow me to clean this up

[regal needle]

No wonder why both of those Two is Spamming

[thin berry]

Thank you for catching that cos

[regal needle]

Those Duo finally get kicked out

Anyway, Let's get back to where we should get ready this Week

The Season Opener!

[wet sequoia]

And Piastri leading the World Championship

[neat latch]

Chat it's rawe ceek

[cold solar]

rawe ceek

[dawn rose]

IT ARRIVES

[coarse obsidian]

Race Week, its still preaseason-testing

[twin fox]

They are slacking

https://tenor.com/view/lackin-slacking-slacker-look-a-slacker-caught-slacking-gif-26010041

[winged dagger]

RAWE CEEK

[coarse obsidian]

They are, meaning the mods?

[twin fox]

Yup

Lol

[coarse obsidian]

🤔

[thin berry]

No we’re not, we never change things on a Monday

[wooden kettle]

We change the channel names on the tuesdays before a race

as well as other server brandings like icon and banner

[tender spoke]

RAWE CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

[celest wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-race-week-rawe-ceek-gif-21193316

[surreal flame]

The Australian Grand Prix Show car being painted ready for the season opener, near where my mates workshop is

they also have the alfa zagato thing lol

[regal needle]

Should be Perfect

[narrow garnet]

Current forecast for the weekend, Sunday's forecast doesn't necessarily mean we will get 10-20mm, just that's a 50% and 25% chance we get that much respectively

[regal needle]

Rainy Season Opener?

What was the Last Time we had a Rainy Season Opener?

[neat latch]

Chat new numbers?

[cyan saffron]

yes

[neat latch]

I guess you guys didn't find the team's fonts

But I'm not complaining

[cyan saffron]

F1 don't do them on their site anymore, so we use placeholders for now.

[neat latch]

They look good

I like how Max's outline is golden because he's the champion

Using the same font for every number gives it that uniform look

[regal needle]

I put Lewis and Kimi as my Driver Number

Now we're just need the Photo Cover and the Banner changed

I have left my Banner Creation for the Australian Grand Prix already in #creative if you check back

[fast hawk]

Did you DM @jagged cloak ?

[regal needle]

Not yet. But i'm on it

[celest summit]

fire

[queen orbit]

YO

[drifting island]

NO WAY

[gray drift]

Wsg chat

Ferrari winning this time

[unborn scroll]

[gray drift]

No cap bro

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-f1-ferrari-f1-ferrari-win-ferrari-singapore-f1-gif-11056826782841264437

Lets go

[radiant scarab]

Forza Ferrari we cooking this season

[regal needle]

Lewis in Ferrari is gonna be Big

[hot timber]

forza ferrari sempre

[potent hound]

Ferrari 1 2

[regal needle]

Let's prepare this Friday

[hot timber]

i keep thinking about carlos when ferrari is mentioned 😭

i need to get over it

[worthy wadi]

Does that mean kmag is gone for me now

😭

Yes

[regal needle]

Have you Team saw the New Sky Sports F1 Intro?

They put Lewis in the Car now rather than Max

[amber ruin]

yep, just now waiting for the new official intro

but we'll probably get that on friday

[regal needle]

Hope so

They do release it before the Day of the Grand Prix as well before

[gray drift]

😭

[regal needle]

Imagine Daniel Ricciardo join Ferrari instead in 2021

Or Lewis should have join the Team in 2024 when the Deal began

[wet sequoia]

Documents bot has made the Australian GP thread, now where is that mod to change the chat to Australian GP

[narrow garnet]

New podium design for this year

From a video the Aus gp account posted on twitter

[calm tundra]

1x3x1 looking ahh lego brick podium

[coarse obsidian]

Good morning. We’re still in preseason?

[austere kiln]

Someone messed up somewhere

We aint in bahrain

[fast hawk]

lool brainfart

[woven rapids]

.raweceek

[modern pivot]

q

[amber ruin]

q

[neat latch]

Rawe ceek

[quaint tiger]

Is the race gonna be steamed on here

[amber ruin]

.streams

[jade mural]

It's not allowed to ask for an illegal stream nor to direct someone to an illegal stream. We are a partnered server, so piracy has no place in this server. This includes discussing how to bypass geoblocks or paywalls.

[quaint tiger]

There's no server on here to watch it

[neat fern]

You have to pay

Why am i 4 now 😭😭😭

[quaint tiger]

So it doesn't get streamed for free on here?

[neat fern]

No

[safe merlin]

no cuz capitalism

But uh

Check your tv provider

They might be broadcasting it

[quaint tiger]

Mhm I don't think they are ill look. When it's on but it used to be steamed on here cause I watch Abudhabi race

On here

[safe merlin]

Here I doubt

[quaint tiger]

Idk but they did last season so idk why not this one

[fast hawk]

? no we havent

.watch

[jade mural]

If you don't know how to watch Formula 1, this link on the official Formula 1 website has information on how you can watch Formula 1 in your country. This page has a regional list of broadcasters:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/broadcast-information.html

Formula 1 also offer live sessions through F1 TV Pro in some markets, to see if your country has this service, visit:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/content_schedule.html

[safe merlin]

but yea F1 tv pro is like 7 dollars a month

[fast hawk]

here's the only way to watch f1

[safe merlin]

If bought yearly

12 if monthly

[quaint tiger]

Can u watch the actual race

[safe merlin]

yes

[fast hawk]

if you check the links in the embed you can find out how to watch the races

[safe merlin]

Only "free" way is the yt commentary streams

With the telemetry

not that bad but not the same thing

[quaint tiger]

Yea but I thought u could only watch it on skydports for me as I'm in uk

[safe merlin]

rip

[fast hawk]

Yes, as per the embed. Skysports or NowTV

[quaint tiger]

Now TV doesn't do it i swear

That's what i got

[fast hawk]

https://www.nowtv.com/watch-f1-online# yes they do

[gleaming dagger]

Races aren't streamed here because it breaks the ToS of Discord

In UK you can watch on Sky Sports or Channal 4

[quaint tiger]

That's so good cause shysports is like 40 a month and f1 is only sport i watch so that's great

[quaint tiger]

That's only a day membership

[fast hawk]

i'm not your personal assistant. just read their website

[dire topaz]

bluey

[granite osprey]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[gray drift]

Forza Ferrari!

[neat latch]

I bet you'll still say that when they put hard tires while it's raining on Sunday

[still forge]

ooh new role emojis

[woven rapids]

it's 2020

[neat latch]

Can't fool me

[silk violet]

I won’t be fooled

[neat latch]

The new breaking news graphic has a design

[silk violet]

Although

[silk violet]

I am excited to play this

[fast hawk]

.mute @woven rapids 1d rule 2 misleading

[jade mural]

vind muted eliaresearchcenter for 1 day. Reason: rule 2 misleading

[neat latch]

Damn

[silk violet]

Thank you

[neat latch]

They got cooked

[safe merlin]

[glass roost]

Anyone want to make bets on the race this weekend?

[woven sun]

RACE WEEK

[safe merlin]

at least one person finishes the race

[pseudo quail]

Hulkenberg wins race with grand slam

[gleaming dagger]

This is 2025 not 2018

Outdated jokes

[neat latch]

Most recent strategy fuck up

2024

Outdated my ass, more like expanded because mclaren makes the same mistakes too

[gleaming dagger]

You missed the point.

They don't make the mistakes they made back in the day.

[neat latch]

You better hope that's the case

(me too, my name is orange)

[gleaming dagger]

That's been the case several times in 2024

[neat latch]

Canada gp

[gleaming dagger]

Here we go again...

[gleaming dagger]

Should I start on how you mishandled a win at Monza?

Or how you screwed yourselves in Brazil?

[neat latch]

I'm not the McLaren strategist i wouldn't know

I know it's not my place to talk about strategy fuck ups

Seems like Ferrari have finally mostly fixed them, mclaren have them because they haven't been fighting at the top for like 2 decades

[gleaming dagger]

So then we can agree that everyone makes awful strategies occasionally

[neat latch]

Sure

So we can talk about something that will never change, Mercedes mid pitstops

I swear every Mercedes pitstop I've seen is near the low 2s, always high 2s sometimes 3s

Like,you got mclaren Red Bull and Ferrari doing some quick pitstops meanwhile you have Mercedes who doesn't even get in the top 10 fastest pitstops like what

Maybe it's their way of working but i find it inefficient as fuck, you have to take every advantage as possible

[supple blade]

80% chance of rain on sunday

[neat latch]

I wouldn't be surprised if max wins lol

And then every max fan gets tricked into thinking that Red Bull is good when in reality it's just max factor + rain

[wooden kettle]

yeah but weather predictions are like
way more accurate atleast 3 days before

[dense otter]

from someone who lives in mel, i can tell you that it's not even accurate 1 day before

[astral bone]

no way theres fr a 90% rain risk

or whatever

[dense otter]

Ye I know but just imagine 36°C and it'd be raining

[tender spoke]

it would be pretty funny if max wins the first race this season

[lone olive]

Our EU fans are we ready to wake up at night for the Australian GP?

[winter forge]

if you’re a European F2 and F3 fan you aren’t going to sleep at all

[edgy topaz]

It’s 2020 Lol got y’all

[regal needle]

Would have been followed by Vietnamese Grand Prix though

[narrow garnet]

https://x.com/OscarPiastri/status/1899551263500480712

Oscar Piastri (@OscarPiastri) on X

Got a good feeling about today

X · Mar 11, 2025, 8:01 PM

I wonder what he means by this

[edgy topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[dusky root]

Got that contract renewal fever

[drifting island]

https://www.mclaren.com/racing/formula-1/2025/mclaren-formula-1-team-announce-multi-year-contract-extension-with-oscar-piastri

[drifting island]

this is what he meant

[coarse obsidian]

No. You didn’t. It’s been a bad “joke” for 4 years. Wanna try better, Carlos Mencia.

[regal needle]

https://x.com/F1/status/1899566347459158374?t=5iuv_NT17QoBZTCKm3wyhg&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

BREAKING: McLaren announce multi-year contract extension with Oscar Piastri ✍️

#F1

X · Mar 11, 2025, 9:01 PM

[neat latch]

Don't do that you'll get muted for a day

[fast hawk]

.mute @edgy topaz 1d misleading

[jade mural]

vind muted mrnorris44.khaddimn9. for 1 day. Reason: misleading

[neat latch]

i warned him

And he got executed anyway

Wait the numbers are different again

Ah they removed the outlines

I guess the one who made the number emojis wasn't convinced lol

Yo emoji mod, since you removed the outlines, make the haas numbers completely white while you're at it

Wait no, the color of haas is grey?

That's weird af, there's no grey on the car, just white black and red

O

MODS

The driver numbers are up lmao

Almost all of them aren't colored that's so weird

[snow swan]

lawson just didnt care about anything of his lol

everything of his is just basic / rushed except for his logo

[neat latch]

What are you talking about

@cyan saffron they just uploaded the numbers

He's playing assetto corsa

[timid glacier]

excited for this week!~ ready to yell at my screen when 20 guys drive around a track

[neat latch]

2026: yelling at 22 guys

[timid glacier]

oh gawd yea...

i hope chaos happens ngl good racing and overtakes

[neat latch]

Oh chaos will happen

First race of the year and there's rain already

[timid glacier]

oh shit really

i don't know where others are from but i wish there was an f1 arcade in california! i loved going to watch parties in boston

[arctic plinth]

4am race for me

[unborn lava]

Britian

[arctic plinth]

With these times I'll just survive.....

[timid glacier]

9pm for me oop

[arctic plinth]

The British F1 fans can't sleep this weekend 🤣

[timid glacier]

why sleep when race anyway!

[arctic plinth]

True to be honest

And this for China

[fast hawk]

yeah i wasnt happy with the result so i redid them from scratch, and modified them all to be more consistent size-wise

[coarse obsidian]

Is that a compliant?

[timid glacier]

nope lol

[coarse obsidian]

Midnight for me

[timid glacier]

it's ok i'll suffer when it gets to the european races

[arctic plinth]

2pm/3pm easy for me

[timid glacier]

LOL me with mexico, miami, and cota

[arctic plinth]

Vegas as well

[timid glacier]

oh yea bc they're starting earlier this year right

[coarse obsidian]

Vegas time is a joke for most North Americans

[arctic plinth]

4am for the British this year

[timid glacier]

it used to be later for me bc i was east coast but there was always something i'd watch after so i'd pull an all nighter ngl

[timid glacier]

ngl this ^^^^^^

me in mass watching til 3am 💀

regardless of sleep schedule i'm pretty excited for this season it'll be my second full season watching f1 since i only caught the end of '23

[neat latch]

I like them more now, you cooked chuck lecluck

[hot timber]

six rookies and stroll

[coarse obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/controlling-laugh-laughing-oh-god-thats-funny-funny-thats-hilarious-gif-7374046860325504588

[timid kestrel]

Me too!

[timid kestrel]

Ay it'd be my second full season too! Finally decided to pay attention to F1 because my sister wouldn't stop talking about it. Now I'm hooked!!!

[timid glacier]

i'm so hooked too! oddly enough got into f1 after watching the gran turismo movie and got a bunch of f1 on my socials after (even tho they're diff LOL)

i'm glad i got to witness singapore '23 tho T_T

[strange geode]

Started actually paying attention too f1 in 2021

Only watched a few races

then 2022 watched every race expect a few like 4

And 2023 too now I’ve watch3d every race

I’ve always knew about f1 since I was like 4 and I went too races but never really payed attention

[timid glacier]

loveeee

[neat latch]

19 drivers and stroll

[timid glacier]

i want to go to a race so bad but my bank acc says no!

[neat latch]

Hungary is the cheapest race you can go to

[timid glacier]

but flights and accommodations usually get me </3

[timid kestrel]

I'd love to go to a race too but ya I hear ya on the flights and accommodations 😢

[timid glacier]

even for cota, miami, montreal, mexico, and vegas T_T

those r the closest ones *technically but i'm so broke lol

[timid kestrel]

Montreal is the closest to me and it's still too much lol 😭

[wooden kettle]

yeah i was trying to share a hotel room with someone but that fell through sobsobsob

[timid glacier]

noooo </3

unfortunately i don't have many f1 friends but i'm hoping to make some through this server!

[wooden kettle]

ive made a bunch over the last year!!!!!!

[timid glacier]

i've only made a couple online thru group chats but i'm hoping to make more this yr if there ends up being a watch party near me !

[mossy monolith]

Race week dedicated channel!!

We’re so fucking back

[timid kestrel]

I have no F1 friends too other than my sister lol. I have two other friends that like it but really don't pay attention. Everyone else thinks it's boring 😒

[opal pelican]

It’s raweceek

[gloomy wharf]

Y’all are the only friends I have that are obsessed with this epic sport.

[opal pelican]

😭

[gloomy wharf]

And I have an excellent social life in real life.

But thanks for welcoming me to the server.

[timid glacier]

they don't get the hypeeeee

[timid kestrel]

"What's so fun about watching cats go in a circle" 😒

[timid glacier]

erm everything actually

[safe merlin]

f1 aint a sport 🤓

[hexed sinew]

https://youtu.be/_hdqMOTFCjU?si=CbOAN_eFxbNn2TjA

[high oriole]

BRING IT ON!!

[hot timber]

also works

[hot timber]

cats

[delicate obsidian]

new here, sure as hell looking forward for the weekend!!!

[timid kestrel]

Me too!!! It's about time

[somber comet]

Australian GP
quali predict:

1. Leclerc
2. Piastri
3. Hamilton
4. Norris
5. Verstappen
6. Sainz
7. Russell
8. Lawson
9. Antonelli
10. Albon
11. Alonso
12. Stroll
13. Gasly
14. Tsunoda
15. Bearman
16. Hulkenberg
17. Doohan
18. Hadjar
19. Ocon
20. Bortoletto

[queen orbit]

IKR

my oldest cousin who is 2 years older than me loves f1 tho

[full path]

switch yuki withstroll

[echo urchin]

For me i would change Sainz into p11, albon into p13 . therefore Lawson, Russell and Antonelli move up 1

[flint anvil]

Antonelli grand slamming it fr

[warped pelican]

race results prediction (in order obviously): norris, hamilton, leclerc, verstappen, piastri, russell, alonso, lawson, antonelli, sainz, gasly, albon, tsunoda, bearman, ocon, hadjar, stroll, doohan, hulk, bortoleto

[snow swan]

ellooooo

[scenic remnant]

Australian GP quali prediction

1. Leclerc
2. Hamilton
3. Piastri
4. Norris
5. Verstappen
6. Russell
7. Alonso
8. Lawson
9. Antonelli
10. Tsunoda
11. Stroll
12. Ocon
13. Sainz
14. Gabriel
15. Hadjar
16. Albon
17. Nico
18. Doohan
19. Gasly
20. Bearman

[fast fable]

F1 is entertainment, not sport.

[minor zodiac]

Max 5th? Wat

[warped pelican]

Their car looked kinda iffy compared to mcl and ferrari during testing

And aston didnt even go into 8th gear during straights so they were running at full power apparently

[fervent cosmos]

WHO IS READY

[lusty flame]

For a Verstappen fan I respect this prediction 👏🏻

Did bearman dirty

[regal needle]

Australian Grand Prix Post-Race as always will be set during Evening and Night Time

At Night Time, There are still Fans and Journalist around

[austere kiln]

holy christ ollie bearmans neck is long

[feral lake]

ngl i wish i was going to ausgp this year even thought i went last year

[north zenith]

There was an interesting thing going on couple years back, whoever won the Australian GP won the championship in the end. I wonder who will win the first race, and if this interesting trivia continues to prove right.

[raven wagon]

Bros stuck in 2020

[hearty relic]

😂 😂

thought some people would fall for it

[regal needle]

Everyone still remember that Day when we ahead of Practice 1, The Cancellation was made

[narrow garnet]

People have been getting muted for that, just a heads up

Anyway, what a nice Melbourne weather welcome for people arriving today, hot af in the morning and afternoon, now it's pissing down rain

[regal needle]

It's gonna be Rainy Race Day in Sunday

If Lewis win, Let see

Can he repeat the Season Opener Pole he did with Mercedes before with Ferrari?

[north zenith]

Humidity must be fun over there

If it'll be rainy, then rainy drivers are also more competent, like Verstappen, Albon.

[narrow garnet]

Just a little wet in Melbourne right now

[fast hawk]

.mute @hearty relic 1d misleading

[jade mural]

vind muted gyoza_14 for 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. Reason: misleading

[narrow garnet]

This cool change is so fucking refreshing after the last like 4 days

[echo urchin]

fr

[regal needle]

I wonder if it's Rain as well Later in Practice

But hopefully it is stay Dry

[wet sequoia]

Wet race in Australia where for the last few years someone has always crashed

Add in the fact this year it’s the first race of the year and drivers only have testing experience to draw from…

Add in the extra additional fact we have 6 new full time drivers (4 classified as rookies) and 4 drivers have swapped teams

I’m not predicting a crash but the odds are high for something to happen…

[regal needle]

If the Qualifying cannot go Forward in Rain, Then the Stewards will begin a Contingency to determined the Grid Start

Driver Standings or whatever how the Grid Start is gonna be during the Qualifying Contingencies, It is the Stewards determination later

[wet sequoia]

They’ll just have to do practice on wets if this keeps going

[wet sequoia]

In Melbourne it’s not to overly bad, there are no rainforests around like Brisbane/Queensland

Sydney is bad because it’s a massive concrete jungle, not enough green around to provide decent shading

[silk violet]

I wanna see Fernando on a podium again

[radiant scarab]

I'd rather see Hulkenberg on a podium first if I'm being honest

[regal needle]

If Sauber make their Car Fast, Then we'll see

[narrow garnet]

It will not be raining Friday or Saturday

It'll be hot, especially on Saturday

[regal needle]

Yep

Max and George had a Melbourne Curse on them since Last Year's Retirement

George for me had Double Retirement:
2023: Engine Failure
2024: Accident on the Final Lap

[narrow garnet]

https://x.com/F1/status/1899764600339341423

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

BREAKING: Former Red Bull Sporting Director
Jonathan Wheatley will begin as Kick Sauber Team
Principal from April 1

#F1

X · Mar 12, 2025, 10:09 AM

[strange geode]

Rain in the first race of the season?

holy fuck this is gonna be a season of dreams

[sullen atlas]

THE RACE IS GONNA GET SENT TO THE FORTH DIMENTION!! JESUS

[amber ruin]

https://x.com/F1GuyDan/status/1899765259612696960

Daniel Valente 🏎️ (@F1GuyDan) on X

Extreme heat on Saturday for qualifying & then rain and a risk of thunderstorms for Sunday’s race, according to 7News Australia.

This could be a huge challenge for teams in terms of setup. (h/t to Reddit)

X · Mar 12, 2025, 10:11 AM

[narrow garnet]

https://x.com/SkySportsF1/status/1899777391079416245

Sky Sports F1 (@SkySportsF1) on X

New season, new look… introducing your @skysportsf1 team for the 2025 season! #WelcomeToTheShow

X · Mar 12, 2025, 11:00 AM

ugh, Danica's back 😒

[amber ruin]

☹️

[somber comet]

just qualifying, I think Stroll will set up a faster lap, but yuki will overtake him on track

[somber comet]

fair tbh

but I have faith

[languid shoal]

Didn't he announce he was leaving redbull a while ago or am i imagining things

[stiff bough]

yes

[grave parcel]

great weather we're having

stare~3

[fast hawk]

August, but Sauber kept quiet on the start date til now

[rustic lotus]

Yay finally was waiting for this chat

[lone iron]

Rawe Ceek

[safe merlin]

why not both?

[fast fable]

I'll discuss this with Akhilesh Yadav and then get back to you. /J

[safe merlin]

<@&781898349006684170> look at this cool deal

[deft halo]

?ban @cobalt wraith scam

[jade mural]

Banned f1enjoyer1502

[fast fable]

Steam Gift Activation through Stean.

[safe merlin]

probably compromised acc

[deft halo]

Yep. Thanks for reporting. 🫶

[coarse obsidian]

A lot of people are there, do they really need Danica?

[snow swan]

Home gp!!

[neat latch]

Huge amount of Ferrari copium

[coarse obsidian]

And McLaren

[light harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-formula1-dutch-max-verstappen-gif-26539525

[scenic remnant]

Indeed

[coarse obsidian]

Thinking of a McLaren win? Let's see about their strategy first.

[mighty swallow]

this was in 2018

[stark frigate]

Writing down the name of every single person who’s ever said the no no words

[keen umbra]

If MBS is reading this: quit ur job pls😭🙏😭🙏

[wet sequoia]

If MBS is here

https://tenor.com/view/suck-my-balls-mate-hulkenberg-gif-14016144051514242388

[keen umbra]

So real

[safe merlin]

If I say mbs 3 times he will appear below

mbs

Mbs

Mbs

[neat latch]

Saying this as a Ferrari fan is crazy

[coarse obsidian]

Monza last year.

[neat latch]

Mclaren won a championship before Ferrari

Checkmate

[neat fern]

Silverstone last year

[neat latch]

Yeah the easiest one-two ever, painful but still won a championship before Ferrari

Atleast i don't say next year is our year before my hopes are completely crushed by my favorite team

But that hope always comes back

[still forge]

A championship that should have never got to Abu Dhabi on the first place

McLaren should lock it on Brazil with that car but their various moments that almost made 2022 Ferrari shudder almost let Ferrari take it in an inferior car

[vocal lynx]

this guy LOL

[neat latch]

Keyword is almost

It didn't happen, and McLaren still won, there are a LOT of mistakes to learn from, but they still managed to win

[still forge]

I agree with this

[neat latch]

Well as a mclaren fan i have to beef with Ferrari fans, it's the way of life brother

Anyway it's crazy the first race of the year is going to be a wet one (probably)

[still forge]

Only chaos on the horizon

6 rookies (and Lance Stroll, you don't know if he's gonna have a pretty damn good wet drive or a Brazil 2024)

[neat latch]

And the next two races after that always have chances of rain so it's going to be insane

[ivory loom]

Whooooo who’s ready for a weekend of no sleep!!! #WestcoastBestCoast

[ivory loom]

I bet 2 spin out on the first lap

[proven leaf]

This is lance’s year. Lance wdc 25

[limber delta]

lance and the rookies bout to make the season chaotic if we have another brazil weather race

[neat latch]

I'm ready to be awake at 1 am 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[void geyser]

W take

[winter canopy]

https://themodernpost1.blogspot.com/2025/03/2025-f1-season-year-of-unpredictable.html New F1 fans can read this article to know more about the upcoming season.

[regal needle]

https://x.com/CroftyF1/status/1899783277684175296?t=F0p6m9GlPTZ5Dp9tS1K3Kw&s=19

David Croft (@CroftyF1) on X

F1 is back folks. 268 days from FP1 here in Melbourne to the Chequered Flag in Abu Dhabi and I can’t wait to get going!!

Don’t miss the start of the season live from Albert Park. The Australian Grand Prix, on @SkySportsF1 the home of Formula 1

X · Mar 12, 2025, 11:23 AM

I'm unsure if Crofty will be replaced by Harry Benjamin or Alex Jacques again if he is unavailable like Last Year

[hazy delta]

I live in Australia so it’s decent to me

[regal needle]

Oh! Stefano Domenicali just announced that he will remain F1 CEO until 2029 https://x.com/F1/status/1899898301832384893?t=b_TPuOcF6UycS7Ak2WvEPA&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

BREAKING: Stefano Domenicali to continue as President and CEO of Formula 1 through 2029

#F1

X · Mar 12, 2025, 7:00 PM

[neat latch]

I hate him but i hate mbs more

[regal needle]

Well here some News https://x.com/F1/status/1899764825850274245?t=9hBcSj1d3qd4dlgveKh8Rg&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

BREAKING: Former Red Bull Sporting Director Jonathan Wheatley will begin as Kick Sauber Team Principal from April 1

#F1

X · Mar 12, 2025, 10:10 AM

This April, Jonathan Wheatley become Team Principal for the First Time with Sauber

[cyan saffron]

Well, the date could be symbolic for how the Audi project goes.

[regal needle]

Jamie Chadwick join Sky Sports F1, Likely will replace Danica Fraudtrick https://fxtwitter.com/JamieChadwick/status/1899764650809454692?t=90YTZj5b9xzuqOgUFxc0qQ&s=19

[cyan saffron]

[regal needle]

Jamie will be available with Sky Sports on Most Races while she race with Logan Sargeant in Le Mans

Let's hopefully, She is the better Pundits than Danica Fraudtrick

[cyan saffron]

Well, Logan isn't in ELMS anymore.

[regal needle]

At Least Jamie race with him

[cyan saffron]

Unfortunately Logan isn't racing anywhere.

After the test with I forgot the name of the team he pulled out.

[stiff bough]

idec

just call them genesis for easy memory

[regal needle]

Just heard Harry Benjamin is invited back to Sky Sports F1

[snow swan]

I actually don't mind Danica tbh.

[stiff bough]

surprising

[amber ruin]

danica is staying for this year

[regal needle]

You don't know that she dropped out School before?

[stiff bough]

her role should go to someone more fitted

someone who knows how to do analysis

cuz watching her commentate on a lap is like watching will buxton commentate a grand prix start

a bad experience

[snow swan]

All opinions at the end of the day.

[regal needle]

Danica is a Fraud and that's FACTS

[still condor]

Coming from a family we think see is annoying

[regal needle]

We know Danica is a Fraud and if she talk Wrongly and Insultly to any Driver, That'll lead to her Firing from Sky Sports

[stiff bough]

doubt it

[regal needle]

She should stay with her Fraud Group, Not with the Sports anymore

[stiff bough]

they know about her political stance, they know about the petition that was signed against her

they just dont give a fuck

[regal needle]

If she did something Wrong maybe, She'll be investigated anyway

[snow swan]

Sky employ David Croft for fuck sake

Useless

[regal needle]

Harry Benjamin is in Sky Sports F1 again by the way

He will be available to replace Crofty in any Races if Harry is not available for BBC 5 Live

Ben Edwards should be Harry's replacement like Last Year

I don't see Danica in Sky Sports F1 Exclusive New Photos 🧐

So it's likely they had Fire her out

I mean this Shot

[oblique stratus]

who are these people

[regal needle]

Jenson Button, Natalie Pinkham, Bernie Collins, Rachel Brookes, Naomi Schiff, David Crofty, Nico Rosberg, Jacques Villeneuve, Karun Chandok, Ted Kravitz, Martin Brundle and Anthony Davidson

[oblique stratus]

oh that is button

[regal needle]

Yes

[vague arrow]

damn, as much as i love the f1tv team and it's absolutely perfect right now, i wish they could get Jacques to do a few guest appearances like they did with Bernie during testing

[regal needle]

Jamie also been in Channel 4 too

[mighty parcel]

Leclerc in Australia right now

[mossy monolith]

Why does he look ai upscaled?

Do they not have high definition cameras anymore these days?

[strange geode]

Looks a lot like ai

[strange geode]

Might be tbh

[hollow zealot]

thank the lord

[hollow zealot]

My guess is the editing

Looks kinda soft and that's something that AI often does to its photos

I don't think it's AI at all tho

[regal needle]

Just saw a Full Picture of Sky Sports F1 Pundits in Cinematic and Danica is there

[hollow zealot]

Fawk

[regal needle]

I'mma edit it and remove her to make sure it's much more better

[hollow zealot]

I've been watching all of DTS over the break and when I got to 2023 and saw Danica I was highk annoyed

[regal needle]

What is Nico Rosberg reaction later on Danica's Commentary this Year anyway?

[astral bone]

i think this is the best possible season opener we can get with the weather 😭

for a season like this

[regal needle]

With Rain, Yes

[hollow zealot]

Either way I think it'll be real good

[astral bone]

how bad is the rain predicted to be in the first place?

[hollow zealot]

I heard it isn't supposed to be too much

[regal needle]

Chance of Rain? 90%

[hollow zealot]

Like 90% chance that it does rain during tho

[astral bone]

it'll probably still be moderate

[hollow zealot]

Yeah

[astral bone]

so should be enough for inters at least

so fun

[tight urchin]

im not clued in, why is she a fraud?

[hollow zealot]

Diabolically bad former NASCAR driver

really shit commentator as well

[regal needle]

And she's MAGA Team

Fuck Her

[hollow zealot]

Also certain political views that dont sit well

[astral bone]

• doesnt know anything about f1 but continues to commentate on it!

[hollow zealot]

lemme find the video clip of her fumbling commentary at COTA

[regal needle]

Any chance to find out that Danica is a Fraud is really a FACTS

[astral bone]

i tjhink it was mexico

[tight urchin]

damn i see

[regal needle]

Sky Sports F1 has a Pundits Cinematic Picture that has her

[hollow zealot]

idk it was a clip of the cars going through the windy section at COTA iirc

I mean I'm sure she's had plenty of examples

[regal needle]

Don't mind me to edit that Picture and remove Danica

She is hurting Sports enough

[hollow zealot]

oh nvm it was indeed mexico

https://youtube.com/shorts/8sZsRFvIFbY?si=4GqTVIjyuGkvUHGa

End of that short

[regal needle]

Let's get ready this Thursday for F1 Launching their 2025 Season Intro

And after that, Practice Time in Friday

[hollow zealot]

I better see the swan pose russel

[astral bone]

intros released tmr?

[regal needle]

I hope so

[astral bone]

well i mean kinda has to be ig

[sharp veldt]

i have signed this petition with no hesitation

[hollow zealot]

likewise

[sharp veldt]

political beliefs aside she's just not a good commentator lol

like i'd rather hear "to change a tire, you have to remove the original tire" over whatever she says

[regal needle]

Good Thing we had Jamie Chadwick onboard

How about now?

[sharp veldt]

i like her

[sharp veldt]

this livery has 0 aura wtf

[regal needle]

Sky made it themselves

In Front of Martin definitely Danica

I erase her

[tardy jackal]

fr

[neat latch]

Alpine 2021 but mid

[hot timber]

so it's going to rain?

[solemn vessel]

Is the race going to be streamed in the server?

[ornate gate]

no

[solemn vessel]

Oh.

[neat latch]

.stream

[jade mural]

It's not allowed to ask for an illegal stream nor to direct someone to an illegal stream. We are a partnered server, so piracy has no place in this server. This includes telling people how to bypass blocks.

[solemn vessel]

I know I asked in the chat

[regal needle]

Morning Team! Tomorrow F1 is back

[sharp veldt]

FP1!

[wary forge]

Give me alonso or give me death

My heart will always yearn for sigmalonso on top

[regal needle]

Lewis in Red Debut in Australia, Here we come

[pallid tangle]

they didnt release it yet 🥲

[regal needle]

Let's wait

They might already have it ready as the Schedule Day Release

[pallid tangle]

i checked

the latest is abt F3

[regal needle]

Well, Let's wait a bit

[pallid tangle]

and the F1 trailer

yah gotta wait

[regal needle]

They probably release it alongside Brad Pitt F1 New Trailer

What can get worse if it's not?

[pallid tangle]

then i have to have spit screens

[regal needle]

We'll wait then

[narrow garnet]

https://x.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1900042621935927302?t=SBAlmiDWXk2l8zKHb2bNkQ&s=19

Albert Fabrega (@AlbertFabrega) on X

Configuración alas traseras #AustralianGP

Australian GP rear wing configurations

X · Mar 13, 2025, 4:33 AM

[twilit vessel]

Get the dremmel out

[snow swan]

Girl no 😭

[regal needle]

https://x.com/autosport/status/1900031765474943217?t=bXK9RBNf5VkggDDpx-mTYw&s=19

Autosport (@autosport) on X

Lewis is so proud of Kimi ❤️

X · Mar 13, 2025, 3:50 AM

Lewis definitely proud on what Kimi doing so far

That Rookie deserve a Podium

[narrow garnet]

I don't think I've ever seen it this busy on a Thursday

[glass merlin]

I love lewis forgeting that he had to retire at this race last year

[snow swan]

MY ROLES ARE RUINED.

I HATE RED IDK WHY.

[minor zodiac]

Max did too right? Lol

[glass merlin]

Yeah his break caught on fire

[snow swan]

the car choked

[glass merlin]

and russel crashed on i think lap 56

[minor zodiac]

He could not catch a brake that day smh

[snow swan]

imagine lance crashed into russel.

[regal needle]

Lewis retired at Lap 17 when his Engine suddenly stopped and he reported it as an Engine Failure

[snow swan]

skill issue

[regal needle]

George and Max as i said had a Melbourne Curse this Year

[minor zodiac]

Lance crashing into people?

https://tenor.com/view/peetastrilogy-gif-2169616463135846017

[glass merlin]

fork found in kitchen

[regal needle]

Max had his Melbourne Curse back at him again after that Brake Failure ending his Red Bull Domination

[snow swan]

last year australian gp, when russel crashed lance was just behind him somehow the crash was avoided because the teams reacted very quickly.

[regal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/rbfart-red-bull-max-verstappen-dnf-formula-1-gif-13559127559651767192

[glass merlin]

Doohan has a weird aussie accent

[minor zodiac]

Car had a little gas ok

[regal needle]

The Car Fart with that explosion

[snow swan]

btw this year belgium gp is a sprint weekend guys, any thoughts on this?

[regal needle]

I hope George gets his Belgian Grand Prix redemption

He became the First Driver to be disqualified from winning that Race since Michael Schumacher 30 Years ago

[snow swan]

[glass merlin]

God i love piastri calling out how dts twists stuff into completly different shit

[regal needle]

Speaking of which though, The Pundits of Sky Sports F1 that will be available on Most Races

It's Edit by the way

[glass merlin]

Do we know who the race commentators are for aus this year?

[regal needle]

David Crofty and Martin Brundle

[glass merlin]

Nice

[regal needle]

Bernie will be at Shanghai first Later

Harry Benjamin is available to replace Crofty again as usual

So Ben Edwards should be Harry's replacement at BBC 5 Live

[glass merlin]

If oscar wins on sunday we better get a good commentart speech

[regal needle]

Harry Benjamin Lights Out Commentator is usually "It's all eyes to the Lights and Foot to the Floor"

"Foot to the Floor" means the Driver put their Foot on Accelerate

[glass merlin]

I feel it should be oretty official that liam isnt a rookie

[regal needle]

This is Season of the Rookie anyway

We had Kimi, Gabriel and Isack

[glass merlin]

A aussie interviewer tried to claim liam as a aussie and i love how he kept just saying he was kiwi

Those pressers were pretty good

[whole isle]

Next F1 Event

Location

Melbourne

Event

F1: FP1 (Australian Grand Prix)

Time Until Event

<t:1741915800:R>

[wet sequoia]

Him and Bearman aren’t rookies by FIA standards

[echo urchin]

all 6 of them are full season rookies

the other way u can say it is if they actually went into a grand prix or not

then 3 of them are technically rookies

can be explained either way

[regal needle]

That's why this Season is called Season of the Rookie

[grim egret]

looks to me like isaak hadjar and doohan wont make it to the summer break

they look so out of depth

[twin fox]

I think bearman is a rookie buy their standards.

[woven rapids]

1 more day

[woven rapids]

no he's not. he has more than two races

[wet sequoia]

A F1 rookie is someone who has not done more then 2 GP, technically Doohan is still a rookie

[wet sequoia]

Probably by the F1 community by large but by FIA standards he is not

[twin fox]

Ohk

[daring hazel]

well according to that Rookie roundtable video, F1's marketing considers bearman a rookie

but not Lawson

[glass merlin]

Yeah that's shay I'm going off of

[twin fox]

Yea

[wet sequoia]

Yes because the F1 media team know everything 🙄

[daring hazel]

Lmao

[wet sequoia]

It’s his first full campaign but still not a technical rookie

[glass merlin]

The interviewer didn't know that Alonso is a rookie

[daring hazel]

smh Laura missed the alonso joke

[wet sequoia]

Thank you for proving my point

To be fair she lost the plot looking after the kids

[glass merlin]

Yeah she had to go teacher mode at one point

[glossy carbon]

Bearman is being listed as a rookie on all the official F1 stuff

[wet sequoia]

FIA and F1 aren’t getting along if you haven’t noticed

[lone iron]

That's nothing new tbh

FIA can go eat bricks

[glossy carbon]

I had, but I think F1 will generally have a good idea of who the F1 rookies are

[glossy carbon]

They can, fuck them. MBS is a clown.

[lone iron]

Tbh hes the entire circus

[glass merlin]

The MBS BS

[lone iron]

I mean most of the new drivers should be considered rookies despite their outings if they had any

[glossy carbon]

“How corrupt do you want to be?”
“Yes.”

[proven leaf]

Time for weekend warmupppppp

[regal needle]

Tomorrow is Practice!

F1 is back, Team!

[radiant scarab]

Yessirrrrr

[lone iron]

We are SO fucking back

[glass merlin]

Only 16 hours

[barren ice]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

[hushed olive]

i still renember the last race of 2024 like it was yesterday and in only 16 hours the 2025 season starts.......

[narrow garnet]

Second busiest Thursday in Melb Ausgp history, 72,056 attendees

Only beaten by 1996

[glass merlin]

Jesus christ

[narrow garnet]

That's up ~7k on Thursday last year

[lusty wyvern]

Cant wait for this shitshow of a race

Rain gonna be crazy

[wet sequoia]

Rain forecast on Sunday
6 new full time drivers
4 drivers changed teams
First race of the year
Melbourne has a track record for incidents every year

If nothing else it can prove interesting

[lusty wyvern]

Exactly

[glass merlin]

And 36 on saturday

[lusty wyvern]

Plus Stroll is on the track

I mean his rain skills aren't that bad

[wet sequoia]

That in Fahrenheit?

Cause when the race actually starts it’s expected to be 25C

[glass merlin]

Celcius

[wet sequoia]

Yeah that’s for qualifying when it should be dry so 🤷

Plus it’d be 34 at Noon, by 4 when qualifying starts it should drop off

[narrow garnet]

It'll be a lot cooler for the race, the high temp will actually be in early morning, then the cool change comes through

[lusty wyvern]

What do you guys think about the rookies?

[wet sequoia]

Doohan will struggle, Bortoleto has to have a good mental to transition into Audi, Hadjar will be explosive with Tsunoda, Kimi should do well but mystery around Mercedes

[glass merlin]

Than liam will be liam

[winter narwhal]

yeah im fucked

[wet sequoia]

Lawson not a rookie

But I hope he gets a full season

Bearman I’m unsure, depends on the Haas and if Ocon maintains his reputation of attacking his team mate

[echo urchin]

i might just change one of my teams to score the least points

[south folio]

Hi All, my first time watching the Melbourne Grand Prix.. I have a general admission ticket, does anyone have any suggestion on good spot to viewing the quali and the race?

[regal needle]

BBC 5 Live just extended their contract with F1

If any of you Team hadn't got Time to watch on TV, You can always use BBC Sound or BBC 5 Live for F1

[wary forge]

Bearman smokes Lawson

[austere kiln]

Go to somewhere with a big screen

Always go to somewhere witha big screen

[south folio]

Good point.. yeah, I do need a screen to know what’s happening

[buoyant path]

It's like a long nightmare is ending and I finally see the light

And I only started following around Mexico last year lol

[buoyant path]

No screen

[buoyant path]

Need to buy a ticket to watch on the screeeeeeen

[regal needle]

Then you can use Radio

[buoyant path]

Just being silly with the screentime jokes

I agree I also enjoy radio from time to time

[regal needle]

Harry Benjamin and Ben Edwards will be on BBC 5 Live again this Year as i said

[buoyant path]

No harm intended it was just funny to me to see folks talking about going live and finding screens, (I assume as joke) rather than enjoying the live event they paid to be at and exist in.

[high pond]

.

[buoyant path]

So I believe I was extending the joke but if they were serious I was in fact just making fun so apologies if you in fact like to pay to go to live events and then still watch screens the whole time.

I'm just hyped it's Thursday

[south folio]

Yeah Stan, you only get to see a part of the race for real, and have no idea what’s happening otherwise on the race 😀

[buoyant path]

I understand and they go by so quick. It was more of a dark humor observation.

I would be following it though all ways as well.

Anyone else get this email? I decided to try.

[south folio]

Yeah I do see the humour in that.. pay so much in travel, tickets and what not and end up watching on screen lol

[buoyant path]

I wish I could afford the travel I would go to Las Vegas this year. Very good price for a weekend pass since they struggled with revenue last year.

[south folio]

That would be one hell if a weekend.. that is one Grand Prix I would love to attend as well.. just to the kind of show they put up..

[narrow garnet]

Holy fuck they've cooked up a storm with the intro

[pure barn]

intro is SEXY bro

[still condor]

i would love to go to Miami and Los Vagas but i am currently a broke college student

[neat latch]

https://youtu.be/7U_fFy9vOyY?si=oyogC7-mY33SsM3N

Chat we got a banger

Definitely one of the best ones

[carmine dove]

Gonna bet my life savings on Cadillac winning this race, who's with me?

[dusky root]

Bro's in the future

[wicked remnant]

I think he somehow managed to stop Cadillac crashing every race

[dusky root]

Rage bait used to be believable man

[cyan saffron]

a time traveler

How has 2025 been?

[grim egret]

COME ON!! kim illman stop it with the daniel ricciardo mentions now

we are tired

[edgy topaz]

Dude Cadillac didn’t even join f1 yet

💀

[coarse obsidian]

Yes it is

[woven rapids]

me too, i will put my hard-earned life savings into this

(i'm too young to work)

[neat latch]

I have the almighty i can see everything

Logan Sargeant won the championship with Alpine

[valid hull]

12 hours until fp1

[stiff bough]

stroll deadass been running on 5 year old rain session hype

bros done jack diddly squat in every rain race after 🙏

[sullen atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-powered-mohawk-rocketpoweredmohawk-consistency-formuladank-gif-3042096729402078579