monaco-gp

[wooden kettle]

drone cam is always a W

[hot flare]

every sngle tome i go to check on the testing piastri is akways no time kr off lap

[twin fox]

Whenever I say it, McLaren decides to not pit

[narrow garnet]

gasly in the gravel at turn 4

[modern pivot]

McLaren hates you

Gasly gone wife

Wide

Not wife

[narrow garnet]

drivers love the gravel at turn 4

[wooden kettle]

i wish i had a wife

[narrow garnet]

wind def a factor there I think

[hexed halo]

Alpine WCC confirmed

[wooden kettle]

yeah the winds been An Variable yeah?

[modern pivot]

You can have Bianca

[wooden kettle]

who da hell

[modern pivot]

GAKSY

GASLY

[twin fox]

I should say it everytime Oscar is on a fast lap, maybe then we will get more times on board for mclaren

[mellow steeple]

1:30.282

[modern pivot]

GASLY,??

[wooden kettle]

daaaaaaaaamn

[modern pivot]

YO

GASLY!!₹!;!_+

[twin fox]

GAAAASSSSSLLYYYYYYY

[wooden kettle]

PIEEEEEEEEEERE

GAS

LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[twin fox]

Gasly cooking

[narrow garnet]

and that was with a yellow sector 3, but his best sector 3 is the purple time

[wooden kettle]

cookin w/ gas(ly)

[hexed halo]

Macron has put the full might of the French military behind Alpine... 5% of GDP secretly spent on Alpine

[modern pivot]

Oh god

[narrow garnet]

that sauber onboard is disgusting

[modern pivot]

It's simple

It's okay ig

[mellow steeple]

ocon P6

[twin fox]

Fr

[modern pivot]

Testing

[twin fox]

On c4 though

[modern pivot]

Oscar in pits

Water mmmm

[mellow steeple]

MV doesn't know what tyre is what

[wooden kettle]

the sauber v merc was closer on the TV camera, but looked way more spacious on the onboard

[modern pivot]

mmmmhmmm.

[wooden kettle]

ah yea they gotta update for the new compounds

[modern pivot]

I hate it

[wooden kettle]

its not just Meds and Hards now

[twin fox]

Everyone did it on c3 but ocon was on c4

[wooden kettle]

i think more nuance is

nice

i do have to like
look up the compound guides

[modern pivot]

Imagine Alex Jake saying "Verstappen is on C4's"

[mellow steeple]

it's still soft-medium-hard..

[wooden kettle]

yeah but ehats the difference

like theres Two medium compounds now

[twin fox]

Yea but c4s are faster than c3s

[mellow steeple]

just that we have all 6 tyres to test here

[modern pivot]

Wtf

Lance wide

Very wide

Omf

[wooden kettle]

lance

[hot flare]

lance wdc🤥

[twin fox]

Just lance things

[modern pivot]

Jeru

[modern pivot]

Least wide Lance has gone

[wooden kettle]

wheres that 2025 bingo card

[twin fox]

Ken's?

[wooden kettle]

NO LOL NOT KENS

that other guy’s

[wooden kettle]

oh.

[modern pivot]

yoo

YO RUSSEL

RUSLLELELE

RUSSELL P1

[twin fox]

Track evolution kinda rendering session 1 useless in terms of laptimes

[tame plover]

what's with red bull, they have spent more time in garage than on track all 3 days

[twin fox]

New front wing

[modern pivot]

According to max

The car is shit

[winter forge]

lets go george

[tame plover]

I see

[modern pivot]

What does GP tells off max mean 😭

[twin fox]

He was happy with it yesterday?

[modern pivot]

Hehhdjjwjei

[twin fox]

"U have 3 warnings, do not push, bring it home max. Please"

[modern pivot]

Oh

[twin fox]

[muted forum]

im late was there a bus on track!?!?!?

[modern pivot]

@wooden kettle Can I do DOTD pills?

Polls

[muted forum]

ah yes the wonders of bahrain testing

[twin fox]

Why do u need permission for that?

[modern pivot]

Making sure

Yuki radio

Uh

Wind

OMG NO BLEEPS?

[wooden kettle]

uhhhh yeah fuckit. go for it

[hexed halo]

What is RB doing? Unleash YUKI

[modern pivot]

Where though

[muted forum]

$5500 fine

[wooden kettle]

polls probably

[wooden kettle]

okay soldier alt.

[wooden kettle]

#polls i guess?

[twin fox]

#polls obviously

[muted forum]

we should make an f1 polls thingy

[wooden kettle]

uh

yeah thats ot polls

[muted forum]

oh

mb

[twin fox]

Osco p6

[wooden kettle]

contains polls for f1 stuff and other stuff

[muted forum]

k

[wooden kettle]

nah all good mate, no worries

[modern pivot]

Max

[twin fox]

On c2 😱

[sweet blaze]

whats stats

whats going on?

[muted forum]

my boi kimi p4

[twin fox]

Rus p1
Gas p2
Aston Martin cooked
Mclaren cooking maybe?
Ferrari might be cooking might be getting cooked, hard to tell

Lewis p3!

[forest pendant]

What happened so far

[modern pivot]

Nothing much

[twin fox]

Read the message right above

[modern pivot]

2 red flags

[muted forum]

bus on track broken glass on track

so yeah

the usual.

[forest pendant]

[modern pivot]

50 KGS OF FUEL

Hamilton in pits?

[narrow garnet]

Oscar purple sector 3

on the C2 as well

Gasly 1:30.040

[modern pivot]

HWTA IDID HE SAY?

[twin fox]

GASLYYYYY

[modern pivot]

BOMBING OVER THE WHAT?

[hexed halo]

P1er Gasly

[narrow garnet]

Watch McLaren just decide to put Oscar on some C3s and take the top by like 5 tenths

[wooden kettle]

was asleep

woke up to “pierre gasly”

[wary pumice]

The Red Bull looks snappy and not in a good way

[twin fox]

Only to abort the lap

[modern pivot]

Figured

Go sleep

[narrow garnet]

they would probably do that yeah

[hexed halo]

Max shaking head

[twin fox]

Redbull with old fw again 💀

They seem to not be able to figure out what to use

[hexed halo]

Redbull is just throwing crap on the wall and hoping it sticks

[wary pumice]

Got massive oversteer at 13 and then massive understeer at 14

[modern pivot]

LOL

[dense silo]

Is redbull having problems?

[fair night]

massive?

[twin fox]

Many!

[modern pivot]

Stop

[dense silo]

….

[fair night]

LOOOW

TAPEEER

[wary pumice]

Bonk

[fair night]

FAAADE

[winter forge]

red bull looks near impossible to drive

[modern pivot]

Jos

Ew

[winter forge]

good thing they have max in the car or that thing would be spinning at every other turn

[twin fox]

Fr. They are really struggling. They dont seem to be able to decide which front wing to use, and the correct balance and all

[dense silo]

Yea max shook his head when he crossed the line…

[modern pivot]

Why..

Why are they silent

[narrow garnet]

sound up lap

[twin fox]

Yea, had a massive oversteer and understeer

[narrow garnet]

lock up

[grim anvil]

good mornting

there's an alpenis in P1

[modern pivot]

Max wife

Wide

Again

[grave parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-shocked-traumatized-gif-14305589639163606037

[narrow garnet]

lmao, again

[dense silo]

It’s not looking good for max…

[dense silo]

MY FACE

[grim anvil]

oh max is gonna hate this car

[twin fox]

This redbull is reminding me of the Ferrari F14T

[dense silo]

He already does 😭

[grave parcel]

good luck to lawson bro

[modern pivot]

He's def raging on the radio

[dense silo]

He literally said yesterday “the car can’t be worse then last years”

[modern pivot]

Yukii

[dense silo]

I MEAN ITS WORSE

[hexed halo]

Russell better start looking for a new team, because Max is gonna be in Merc in no time at this rate

[dense silo]

^%%

[dense silo]

Carlos’s hair 😭

[winter forge]

they ain’t signing him

[dense silo]

I wouldn’t say ain’t

There has been rumors for around a year now of him going to Mercedes

[serene jay]

Dude in the f1 instagram comment section realizing in real time that two people can have the same name

[winter forge]

but the rumours were largely when that second seat was still available

[dense silo]

And the commentators (on espn) were talking about it yesterday

[grave parcel]

alonso better start thinking about retiring because big stroll is NOT spending a billion to kick little stroll off his team

[twin fox]

Istg if this redbull turns out to be like the f14t, max is cooked

[serene jay]

What are they supposed to call him??? Kdot 😭

[dense silo]

George’s contract ends at the end of the season

[winter forge]

paying a huge sum of money to sign him would make no sense when you have 2 elite drivers

well, an elite driver and an elite protege

[modern pivot]

OMG

LUKE

[winter forge]

he’s going aston

[modern pivot]

LUKE BROWNING

[winter forge]

if he’s going anywhere

[dense silo]

Did you not see what I said?

[winter forge]

wdym

max has a contract until 2028

[dense silo]

George’s contract ends at the end of the season

[grave parcel]

ak47 .....

[winter forge]

they’d have to buy out that contract

[dense silo]

And they might

[winter forge]

apart from they won’t

[dusky root]

they'll renew george and call it a day

theyve given up on max

[safe merlin]

Understeer into oversteer 🗣️ 🔥

[winter forge]

yep

[twin fox]

Exactly.
And that is exactly what happened to max just now around turns 13-14

[safe merlin]

[grim anvil]

damn they're scared of McLaren

as they should

[safe merlin]

I've heard McLaren is a rocketship during the race stints yesterday

[twin fox]

Mclaren genuinely looks mighty

[twin fox]

They were

[halcyon kraken]

What are the timings?

[winter forge]

they look worse today tho

[grim anvil]

yep I think they were showing true pace yesterday but never finished the laps because of reasons

[narrow garnet]

yeah, they were ~3-4 tenths ahead on full race sims yesterday

per lap

[twin fox]

So far mclaren looks convincingly faster than Ferrari

[dusky root]

they look worse today and ferrari lost a lot on the straights

at the end of the day, we dont know

[modern pivot]

This is getting boring so FILL IN THE BLANKS!

_ _ _ _my _ _ _ _ _ mate.

Bro

[winter forge]

so far the most impressive team today has certainly been mercedes, glad i can say that

[twin fox]

True

[modern pivot]

I HATE

[safe merlin]

Then again we don't know until rawe ceek

[modern pivot]

This is getting boring so FILL IN THE BLANKS!

(Blank) my (blank) mate.

[safe merlin]

Nico my hulkenburg

[hexed halo]

Jack my Doohan mate

[safe merlin]

Or was it kmag

[modern pivot]

Nico gone wide

Lol

Right, imma go watch dts

Bye chat

[safe merlin]

When does new season drop

[grim anvil]

next friday

7th

[twin fox]

Feed my cat mate

[safe merlin]

They gonna butcher it like they did in 2021

Then again it's for non F1 diehards

[winter forge]

Fire my team mate

• Fernando Alonso, probably

[twin fox]

nando to aston

[grim anvil]

get ready for fabricated storylines and the occasional tennis montage

[hexed halo]

Redbull back to the flowvis stage... regressed back to day 1

[grim anvil]

or is it pickleball

same thing

[dusky root]

padel

[kindred cedar]

fck my teammate (verstappen checo)

[twin fox]

Padel

[mellow steeple]

gtg now

cya guys

[fair night]

im getting my mclaren soon

im excited to build it

[cyan saffron]

I'm getting it soon as well.

and maybe to Easter the RB20

[versed tinsel]

yo

[hollow escarp]

how is lancey doing

im going to

predict a

bad ranking

</3

[valid hull]

P12 out of 18

[hollow escarp]

at.. least it .. isnt p18...??

whos in 18 rn

[valid hull]

Yuki

But he hasn’t done a proper lap

[worldly pumice]

AMR looking weak not gonna lie

[valid hull]

It’s only pre season testing

[hollow escarp]

scream

[fair night]

like always

[worldly pumice]

True... but I don't have a good feeling about their performance

[fast hawk]

They've barely been on track today but they looked stronger last 2 days

[sweet barn]

Based name

[hollow escarp]

mid results from my mid team!?!?!?! unacceptable

[fair night]

.femboy

[jade mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722775009818443796/1161014214287171634/Screen_Shot_2023-10-09_at_2.51.38_PM.jpg?ex=6536c1bf&is=65244cbf&hm=b42438ee5fdffa6893822d30bc50ec02630819316bf68c10b9329d50e9846fe5&

[valid hull]

Yeah, hopefully they will be good

[fair night]

ty

[languid shoal]

Bro why isn't red bull doing race sims

[modern pivot]

Tf is happening here

[valid hull]

Does anyone know what tire lance was using on his fastest lap?

[languid shoal]

Pretty sure it was a c3

[valid hull]

Ah yep

I’m still so confused on how the bus got in

[meager ridge]

Hows the testing going

[dusky root]

1. Today is arguably mclaren's worst day
2. Everyone's convinced Ferrari's testing by not really using the engine at all, but it still seems a bit squiggly today
3. Verstappen is one step closer to committing murder
4. Mercedes seems to be doing fine

[grim anvil]

How in the FUCK is Hamilton doing an interview and driving at the same time????????????

Clone?

[valid hull]

Mb accidentally cloned him

[grim anvil]

smh

[twin fox]

Oscar on C1 💀

[valid hull]

I swear I didn’t mean to man

[grim anvil]

its all good bro it happens

[twin fox]

Nando p15 😭

[valid hull]

Stroll is on the C-nonexistent

[dusky root]

he's just that good

[hollow escarp]

and lance....?????????

[twin fox]

Bottas!!!!!

[twin fox]

P12

[grim anvil]

nah fr

[sweet barn]

Huh what's with Verstappen?

Is the car just bad?

[hollow escarp]

why is lance above alonso 😭

[sweet barn]

Cant watch

[twin fox]

Very very very bad. U remember f14t? This rb looks like a replica of that 😭

[dusky root]

This morning he struggled with turning, seems to be going on now as well

[sweet barn]

Lmao

[hexed heron]

whats going on

can't catch it rn

[valid hull]

Certainly something

[dusky root]

Do keep in mind they're cycling through different parts. He liked the car on day 1

[sweet barn]

I only checked in to see he got Purple S1 but couldn't beat Gasly's time 😭

[neat latch]

Mini drs accusations, formula 1 is back

[hexed heron]

what does that mean 😭

[valid hull]

Goated Gasly 🔥

[valid hull]

It means that something is certainly going on

[sweet barn]

Gasly deserves to be at a better team and he'll get wins

[valid hull]

Yea

[hollow escarp]

ok good night

[serene jay]

There’s an nba player named ar15😭🔥

[twin fox]

Gn 😴

[snow swan]

I've been on holiday all week so I haven't been able to watch it 😔 on my way to Silverstone to get my karting boots and then going home so hopefully can rewatch it as my TV records f1

[spare heart]

sorry not watching, what's going on w mclaren?

[hollow escarp]

[serene jay]

His name is Austin reeves and his number is 15

[hexed heron]

.........

[grim anvil]

they built a car that can go FTL

[valid hull]

I’m not wrong am I?

[hexed heron]

ok wait does the mclaren car seem good

[dusky root]

the car isn't as precise as it was yesterday. The drivers seems to be struggling with the rear a tiny bit

[valid hull]

Yea

I’d say so

[dusky root]

but realistically, not a huge deal

[neat latch]

Absolutely

[valid hull]

Oh max p1

[twin fox]

Mclaren is looking mighty. Though lando was struggling with rear end a bit. But overall they look very promising. (Don't go off of the timing chart, they have been sandbagging alot)

[valid hull]

Didn’t even realise

[dusky root]

would be wonderful if the italian broadcast showed the fucking cars rather than the mercedes suit

jesus christ

[neat latch]

Max first but only because it was gasly leading, when are other people doing their fast laps?

[dusky root]

they've been on that shit for 20 minutes

[hexed heron]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-woo-yeah-oh-yeah-woo-yeah-woo-time-woo-time-bunny-oh-yeah-woo-yeah-bunny-gif-8457484959688895098

[grim anvil]

Max P1 championship over ggs

[twin fox]

Damn Max P1

[valid hull]

Yeah everyone was doing fast laps towards the start

[hexed heron]

i need you guys to be my commentators 😭

[neat latch]

Yeah but remember, gasly was the one leading in an Alpine, we still have things to see

[valid hull]

Lmao

[spare heart]

ftl?

[spare heart]

ah i see

[spare heart]

alrrr

[valid hull]

Formula to long
I’m just to smart

[sweet blaze]

how was the day there whats the stats?

[spare heart]

could it be that the williams car wasn't actually that bad and the only problem was that it didn't have a good driver to extract its maximum? because albon's times are so much worse than sainz's

[valid hull]

Yeah maybe

[neat latch]

Well that is something lando complained about, but I've Heard that the "struggle" is something that lando does in testing

[twin fox]

Indeed

[neat latch]

Not saying it's intentional, just saying that apparently it's not the first time something similar has happened before

[dusky root]

Im not sure how well you can fake the rear sliding that way

[valid hull]

Average grid and finish for Russel is 5.1 in 2024

[neat latch]

Imo seems a bit suspicious

Well mclaren overall has been suspicious except when it came down to the race simulations

[twin fox]

True, there for sure something wrong with the rear. The car was sliding too much.
But lando sounded confident. He didn't sound like someone who thinks the car is fucked, rather sounded like "there are problems but we will fix em"

[neat latch]

Oscar today hasn't show much too

[dusky root]

the car most definitely isn't fucked, we know that

[twin fox]

Exactly

[neat fern]

Sainz still fastest?

[dusky root]

but Stella was also a bit perplexed about it in different conditions, and he's usually pretty straight to the point

[valid hull]

Overall yeah

[twin fox]

He didn't drive today

[neat fern]

Ik

[winter forge]

the more i see the more i think about russell actually having a championship run

[dusky root]

hearing his interview he's convinced ferrari is fucking around and it's pointless to talk about it now (the happy ending)

[winter forge]

but its only testing

[neat fern]

But still fastest lap

?

[winter forge]

yeah

[valid hull]

Yea

[winter forge]

its too warm today to do faster i reckon

[twin fox]

Yup

[valid hull]

Yep

[neat latch]

Oscar's sessions have been interesting, he hasn't done anything espectacular everytime he was out on track, reminds me of Aston, i just do not know what they're doing with him

[dusky root]

focus on consistency probably

he was all over the place last season

[valid hull]

It’s been said a million times and I’ll say it again it’s only testing

[modern pivot]

Should I join a VC and watch the pre testing crying every second ocon gets a bad time

Would anyone love hearing that

[dusky root]

no because crying over testing is dumb

[modern pivot]

A 13 year old feral child crying because of cats

[twin fox]

Race of champions? So like mazepin, latifi, Sargeant, stroll and all?

[modern pivot]

Overreacting is always the key :3

[modern pivot]

Cars*

[neat latch]

[twin fox]

No!

[modern pivot]

Noted

Joining a VC rn

[ripe hornet]

gguys fuck Lance stroll

[twin fox]

Hi

[valid hull]

They do? Where did you find that out

[modern pivot]

What

[ripe hornet]

look at him he has the most punchable face ever

[neat latch]

You know what, yeah you're right

[modern pivot]

Vbjorrjjc

[neat latch]

🏳️‍🌈?

[modern pivot]

Yuki 6 seconds delay 😃

[twin fox]

Have u met @hollow escarp ?

[modern pivot]

Crying

[valid hull]

Indeed have

[dusky root]

Im about to figure out a way to watch testing in spanish

sky italy isnt even showing the cars anymore

[hollow escarp]

whagt

[twin fox]

They are talking about punching and fucking lance

[neat latch]

Pause

[hollow escarp]

idk about the first one but the seco- actually. uhm ill not

o.o

[modern pivot]

How would you love hearing a energetic 13 year old feral child scream and cry the second I see a shit timing

[hollow escarp]

no..................

[modern pivot]

Omf what

Who joined

[hollow escarp]

stop skull reacting me tf 😭

[valid hull]

💀

[jade mural]

Please move off-topic discussions to more appropriate channels such as https://discord.com/channels/142082511902605313/142082511902605313.

Failure to adhere to the rules will result in mutes.

[modern pivot]

Oh god

Uh

Max

[hollow escarp]

😭 is lance still in p12

[neat latch]

Alpine looks good

[modern pivot]

Correct

[fast hawk]

Yes

[hollow escarp]

peak how abt fernando

[modern pivot]

Since when was Verstappen P1 😭

[twin fox]

Yup

[valid hull]

Yeah he hasn’t done another fast lap

[fast hawk]

Not in the car, 16th

[hollow escarp]

o.o

[valid hull]

A few minutes ago

[hollow escarp]

uh oh

and how much time do they have left

for testing

[valid hull]

1hour and 30 minutes

[modern pivot]

1 hour 33 mins

[hollow escarp]

oh my

[modern pivot]

Liammm

[dusky root]

cars front heavy, the rear seems to be going its own way every now and then

[modern pivot]

Max getting in the car

[hollow escarp]

and lance will pull off the most epic pro skill move you will ever see and move up to p11 🗣️

[neat fern]

Has he pushed yet?

[dusky root]

What do I have to pay these people to actually show the cars

[modern pivot]

I hate his hair

[valid hull]

Yeah same lol

[dusky root]

yes, wasn't anything amazing

[hollow escarp]

what did liam do 😭

[neat fern]

So he didn’t push?

[valid hull]

I’m a Daniel Ricciardo fan I think that’s all I have to say

[modern pivot]

Estie wtf

[dusky root]

he pushed, but the car didnt always respond well

[modern pivot]

Let piastri go 😭

[neat fern]

Ok

[dusky root]

and the engine's tuned down, so we dont really know

[neat latch]

Liam Lawson killed my grandma

[ripe hornet]

red bull's aerodynamics are shit

[neat fern]

Yh because he was much faster yesterday so

[hollow escarp]

oh i see

[hollow escarp]

ah 😭

[dusky root]

engine was tuned down yesterday too, different track conditions

wrong reply

my fault

[valid hull]

Amazing

[hollow escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-tsunoda-liam-lawson-gif-3721663559146365030

[neat latch]

Even though max is p1 I'm not convinced

[lyric rover]

⁉️

[modern pivot]

Esteban thinking its a real race

[hollow escarp]

😭

[neat latch]

He's ahead of gasly but not by much

[valid hull]

Yeah first one I wouldn’t do but second one with Danny ric- I mean what

[hollow escarp]

i think @wooden kettle may agree

[neat latch]

Albon p4, yeah i'm not convinced by Red Bull here

[modern pivot]

ZOht ogennfjrjs

[summer drum]

this guy does indeed sound like a higher pitch martin brundle

[grim anvil]

I blinked and Max is P9

[hollow escarp]

tsk tsk im coming for ur seat

[lyric rover]

He’ll be fine. Not outstandingly outstanding but more competent than Pérez was

[hollow escarp]

eeeeeehhh......

[winter forge]

wait max is p9 now?

[hollow escarp]

😭

[winter forge]

wtf

[dusky root]

Once again, we need to stop judging Perez based on the last 2 seasons

[valid hull]

No lol

[neat latch]

I need to see some serious laps from mclaren, Ferrari and Mercedes

[winter forge]

oh

[hollow escarp]

checo come 2nd in 2023 for wdc right

[neat latch]

Or max himself lol

[modern pivot]

Omfg

[lyric rover]

I tried to defend him until he started getting cocky about his seat security. Not once did he acknowledge his performances while at it

[modern pivot]

Ayaoao

[grim anvil]

aye my fault my stream was like 2 hours behind

[modern pivot]

HAVE BEEN A FEW WHAT

[grim anvil]

LMAO he's still p1

[hollow escarp]

2 hours 💀

[grim anvil]

Lawrence you've gotta stop saying that

[valid hull]

🔥

[neat latch]

He might improve

[hollow escarp]

whar

[ripe hornet]

@hollow escarpare u really a Lance stroll fan I thought people like u were gone 7 years ago

[hollow escarp]

oh my days i need to buy f1tv RIGHT NOWWWWWW

[neat latch]

Yeah record

[hollow escarp]

y es

oh no i

need to slep for rela this itme

[modern pivot]

Goonight

[grim anvil]

I don't wanna repeat it its too close to a no no word

[valid hull]

Yeah I’d say so mate

[neat latch]

Max improved by a bit

[hollow escarp]

gooddd night

[hollow escarp]

a slur!?

[grim anvil]

yep

[modern pivot]

Giggles

[hollow escarp]

o.o

[winter forge]

red bull four tenths ahead of williams, seems about right?

[modern pivot]

AGAIN

WTF

[hollow escarp]

good night carlos sainz

[valid hull]

Yep

[modern pivot]

AGAIN??

[amber nebula]

Max doing glory runs

[grim anvil]

despite all those what man

[winter forge]

piastri on an out lap, maybe a performance run

[amber nebula]

These laps mean nothing

[summer drum]

giggles with an n is a very regular word

[hollow escarp]

[grim anvil]

its a funny ass word

[neat fern]

Is the rb good?

[amber nebula]

He’s been doing some stupid running today

[modern pivot]

Banging my head on my table rn

[hollow escarp]

because hes awesome

[amber nebula]

Only good runs where from Albon

[valid hull]

Yeah I’d say so

[neat latch]

Yeah I'm just not convinced by Red Bull, he's only faster than an Alpine, other top teams are not focusing on fast laps rn

[neat fern]

3rd?

[hollow escarp]

oh, thats not bad at all 😭

ngihgt

[valid hull]

Yeah about that

[amber nebula]

Well McLaren did a glory run yesterday so calm down

[neat fern]

So the merc is slower?

[amber nebula]

It’s absolutely nothing

A haas is chasing McLaren

[hollow escarp]

gmt+7 be like

[amber nebula]

That’s the top car

[neat latch]

I wouldn't call race simulations glory runs

[valid hull]

Very hard to tell tbh it’s only testing anyways

[modern pivot]

I'm eating my keys

[twin fox]

Huh?

[neat fern]

Yh ik

[hollow escarp]

rio why are you in vc

[amber nebula]

Norris did a glory run

[hollow escarp]

o.o

[valid hull]

The top 4 are certainly super duper close

[modern pivot]

Screaming and dying

Key ASMR

[hollow escarp]

fair enouuugh, have fun

[amber nebula]

The hype of calling mcl39 a rocket ship is a bit to early

[hollow escarp]

zzzzz

[modern pivot]

Why was a yellow flag

[amber nebula]

That car still unstable

[dusky root]

their pace in race simulations was unmatched

[modern pivot]

Thanks

[neat latch]

Just 1, and then absolutely terrified everyone with hus lol race pace, which I'm guessing you somehow didn't see

[dusky root]

but there's other factors coming to play

[modern pivot]

Come have hear

[amber nebula]

U wouldn’t stretch it to unmatched

[dusky root]

33s on low fuel against ferrari's 35s is pretty scary

[neat latch]

It was

[winter forge]

last year the mclaren was horrendous in dirty air

[dusky root]

although most was lost in the straights

so that's fun

[amber nebula]

Terrified? About what? You on about no deg lando stint hype

[modern pivot]

Meanie

I'm calling a mod

[valid hull]

Insane

[amber nebula]

Ocon got back on piastri so calm down

[modern pivot]

You made me cry

[twin fox]

U r lucky mods are not online. That would've been a 2 day mute

[dusky root]

which is significantly less meaningful than pace simulations

[modern pivot]

@alpine rivet

[dusky root]

but regardless, it's all just shits and giggles

[amber nebula]

Calling that pace unmatched is like sky sports version of celebration

[modern pivot]

Wait wrong guy

[valid hull]

Nah 5 second time penalty for ocon

[amber nebula]

Absolutely I do know lando shall start p1

[modern pivot]

I'm calling kuwaiti

@prisma ingot This man was mean to me

[winter forge]

outstanding penalty

[valid hull]

It’s all shits and giggles until someone shits and giggles

[dusky root]

facts

[prisma ingot]

goodbye

[modern pivot]

PH YM GODHSDHFJ

[prisma ingot]

.ban 1242143158100561995 wishing death on someone

[amber nebula]

You’re dead then

[jade mural]

Banned mex1800_94705

[winter forge]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-dance-meme-man-men-gif-16811788

[modern pivot]

ABan

[meager ridge]

hey thanks good to know

[twin fox]

Damn

[modern pivot]

WHAT

[amber nebula]

Bro

[dusky root]

leclerc interview momento

[neat latch]

FERNANDO IS GETTING ON THE CAR

[modern pivot]

WHAT

[amber nebula]

Bro

[prisma ingot]

yeah

thats a ban bro

[amber nebula]

He’s Nostradamus

[neat fern]

What happen?

[neat latch]

Wait what happened

[modern pivot]

WHAT

WHA

[amber nebula]

My guy is gone

[valid hull]

IS FERNANDO GETTING IN THE CAR?

[dusky root]

got it, next year is our year

[winter forge]

maybe stroll is ill?

[grim anvil]

oh?

[winter forge]

he wasnt feeling good earlier

[amber nebula]

He’s rolling

[prisma ingot]

hope pookie gets well soon

[modern pivot]

WHAT

[prisma ingot]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[amber nebula]

Who cares about stroll lol

[kindred cedar]

jeru is cooked

[modern pivot]

I

[kindred cedar]

no one tell jeru

[valid hull]

lol

[dusky root]

ferrari is struggling with all set ups

[amber nebula]

Rather care about hadjar

[dusky root]

that's lovely

[neat latch]

I have so many jokes to say but i won't say any of them, yeah he seems pretty sick rn

[modern pivot]

I caused a death

[amber nebula]

Ferrari is gonna win monza with Lewis

[grim anvil]

hope he feels better

[amber nebula]

And call it epico

[neat latch]

But Fernando is on the car so I'm happy

[valid hull]

Yea

Wait is that even legal?

[neat latch]

I guess

[twin fox]

Yea?

[fast hawk]

.mute @valid hull 1d rule 1

[jade mural]

vind muted cheese1346 for 1 day. Reason: rule 1

[dusky root]

alright, so, based on Charles' words, copium is the way

[twin fox]

Albono

[neat latch]

That's why i didn't want to say any of my jokes, anyway albon record sector 3

[neat fern]

Is gasly fast as fuck or verstappen slow

[twin fox]

P4

[twin fox]

Both

[mortal prairie]

norris down in 9th testing times matter its so over for mclaren 😱 😱 😭

[neat latch]

Both

[twin fox]

Nuh uh

[fast hawk]

Verstappen has only been doing fast laps, gasly did mix of quali runs too. Most teams have been doing race runs today

[mortal prairie]

all seriousness though apparently the new mclaren was 31 seconds faster over a race distance?

[modern pivot]

Just said sorry like 14 times

[twin fox]

Yup

[modern pivot]

😃

[neat fern]

So the rb is fucked?

[mortal prairie]

damn

[grim anvil]

its quite the car

[dusky root]

yeah but that's not as impressive as other stats

all cars seem to be significantly faster than last season

[fast hawk]

They dont seem confident in the car, no. They're still swapping parts every few laps

[mortal prairie]

apparently the C1s were abnormally fast

[modern pivot]

Yuki in pits

[twin fox]

Ik. Mclaren is looking absolutely mighty

[neat fern]

Wow

[lyric rover]

Did I get pinged

[wary pumice]

Stroll feeling unwell apparently

[neat latch]

Damn really?

[wary pumice]

Fernando going to do the last bit of testing for Aston

[neat latch]

I guess verstappen is doing glory runs to look good lol

[modern pivot]

I'm outta here

[neat latch]

Here comes Russell

[dusky root]

theyre probably testing different set ups

[modern pivot]

I just caused a murder

[twin fox]

Yup, they even tried 2 different front wings today

[modern pivot]

I'm so stupid

.byechat

[jade mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418152690044895242/1154109323237134446/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[twin fox]

?

[dusky root]

they announced yesterday they'd be doing that

it's for information gathering

[neat latch]

Nvm Russell isn't coming

[dusky root]

I once again forgot to reply

holy shit

[dusky root]

faster than the car that year

[grim anvil]

seeya Alex Brundle

[neat latch]

Faster than sauber

FERNANDO MY POOKIE

[languid shoal]

Not happy that he's sick but the less track time lance gets the happier i am

[neat latch]

The more track time Fernando gets the stronger i become

[barren charm]

WEC on rn

[languid shoal]

Aston had one heck of a WEC debut

[high flare]

NOOO lance stroll the 2025 World Champ is sick!!! 🥺

[neat latch]

How did it go?

[dusky root]

pretty mid over there too

[languid shoal]

Their door flew off

[dusky root]

absolutely ass

[neat latch]

Fuck

I'm never going to be happy being an Aston Martin fan

Please save me Adrian newey

[barren charm]

Extremely shit.

The race is still on rn if you want to tune in.

[dusky root]

it can only get worse for aston if both cars dnf

[dusky root]

it's just waving hi

even if the door staid put, the car has no pace

[neat latch]

NOOOOO not the Valkyrie

[neat latch]

How the fuck did they massacre the Valkyrie?

[meager ridge]

i want that car to become a transformer rn

[dusky root]

to be fair, it makes sense

[proud fable]

They're like 6 laps down or smth rn

[dusky root]

they completely had to change the car to conform to the rules

[proud fable]

But it is it's first race so

[languid shoal]

Aston has a habit of massacaring good cars ask 2023 fernando

[dusky root]

it'll take time before it matches cars built specifically for this

unless they pull a lamberjamber

[neat latch]

Fuck man, 2026 is my only hope as an Aston Martin fan

[mortal prairie]

excuse me but apparently a BUS got on the track while i was gone??

[dusky root]

yeah

at the beginning of the session

[mortal prairie]

wth

how th ehell

[neat latch]

Don't worry it was a white sauber

[languid shoal]

Only once they bin lance can i take the team seriously

[sweet blaze]

did the ferraris push today?

[fast hawk]

Mostly race runs iirc

[dusky root]

they tried some fast laps, but according to charles they're focusing on set ups

[sweet blaze]

okkh thnx

btw i have a frnd named prj

[dusky root]

Im finna sue

[sweet blaze]

i didnt quite get it sorry

[dusky root]

I will bring your friend who has illegally taken my name to court

and make sure they get the jail time they deserve

[snow swan]

we're finally at the stage where we can make some fair assumptions

[coarse python]

albon is cooking

[sweet blaze]

wow how many micheals can u count in history??

[coarse python]

albon goes 1st 🙏

[snow swan]

red bull are a big mystery
aston and mclaren look very good, especially race pace
williams is probably going to be in the midfield
ferraris look good

[dusky root]

we genuinely can make no fair assumptions

[snow swan]

we can make very general assumptions

mostly race pace

[dusky root]

otherwise we can all just sit back, relax and hand mclaren all championships

[twin fox]

ALBONOOO

[hexed cobalt]

make them then

[grim anvil]

yeah man I am not impressed with this Red Bull

[summer drum]

yeah nah we cant tell anything

[hexed cobalt]

lets hear ur assessments

[snow swan]

@hexed cobalt

[dusky root]

(I was joking)

[snow swan]

very generally we can

[dusky root]

(but like, 3 probably)

[snow swan]

and not much either

[magic orbit]

jordon

[snow swan]

but ofc, the only proper assumptions can be made after fp2

in australia

[midnight mesa]

When will quali simulations start

[languid shoal]

Man watching that red bull is painful

Why aren't they doing race sims😭

[snow swan]

soon

[summer drum]

lol max nearly turned into the wrong pit box

[snow swan]

they have done some earlier

but like

they're a massive mystery

[summer drum]

the perez effect

[dusk garden]

Max will be very dangerous again once he hits the perfect setup

[small snow]

did max just almost drive in the wrong pit? 😂

[snow swan]

that car doesn't look good but they may be sandbagging

[snow swan]

oh cmon now

[midnight mesa]

Liam did some

[snow swan]

that car looks shit

[hexed cobalt]

we can also assume that lance stroll will be as shit as he usually is

[snow swan]

if you can't find a setup after 23h of testing

[dusk garden]

And yet he is bringing it to top 3 😂

[snow swan]

well, 11

[dusky root]

the only safe assumption

[snow swan]

cuz he's one of the only that pushed in the evening session

💀

[languid shoal]

Yeah they did a 2 thirds race with lawson but nothing near that with max

[dusk garden]

Don't forget that they are using 1 car in these testing and Lawson yesterday made it change to not his likings xD

[midnight mesa]

Oh well Verstappen is oversteering like crazy

[snow swan]

assumptions are meant to be unknowns, not certain things

[dusky root]

bro, us ferrari people are coping but damn

[snow swan]

oh cmon, stop with the excuses

[midnight mesa]

The car i meant

[dusky root]

this is next level

[dusk garden]

Its not even a excuse lol just watch Max dominate this season again with a crappy setup than lol

[snow swan]

we ain't even coping so far

[snow swan]

ya alright lad

[dusky root]

italian F1 people are coping as hard as it gets

[snow swan]

max ain't winning the championship this year

[snow swan]

i said so farrr

[dusky root]

Charles latest interview confirme- vasseur interview

be right back

[languid shoal]

IF he finds a good setup

[snow swan]

bro a setup won't do shit

the car ain't championship winning material

[languid shoal]

Yeah i mean if the car is decent

[snow swan]

it's not even decent

[midnight mesa]

It wasn't the same thing last year but hey I'm in for it

[dusk garden]

The car isnt championship winning material for a full season already XD

yet he won

[snow swan]

oversteer and understeer both drivers

[snow swan]

uhhhh

[languid shoal]

Hence the IF

[snow swan]

you mean half the season

[midnight mesa]

Nuh uh

[dusk garden]

oke half the season i agree

[neat latch]

Yeah things are not going well with Red Bull

[dusky root]

k vasseur managed to say a whole lot of nothing

[hexed cobalt]

well this is because it was dominant for the first half of the season

[snow swan]

they could be sandbagging a tad

[hexed cobalt]

i think he'll find a way to fight for wins tbh

[languid shoal]

2026 is our year🤞🤞

[dusk garden]

But hey Newey is gone and max is still pushing 😄

[snow swan]

why would he not push 💀

[midnight mesa]

You can see that so clearly frfr

[dusk garden]

people said they where only winning because of Newey kekw

[snow swan]

and that's kinda true considering they ain't winning shit this year

[dusk garden]

look at Stroll and Alonso these 3 days

[snow swan]

they've been fabulous yes

[dusk garden]

xD

[snow swan]

not stroll tbf

but alonso

defo

[dusky root]

stroll been doing so good he aint even showed up

[snow swan]

their race pace is very promising

[dusky root]

this morning it sure wasn't

[languid shoal]

What do the aston race runs look like? I didn't check those

[dusky root]

has it improved?

[dusk garden]

stroll just saw the 2 seconds behind and was like nah man im not feeling good

[neat latch]

When max boxed the team didn't expect him to come to go back to the box

[dusk garden]

i need to go home

[dusky root]

also

no point talking about this year's aston

Newey has done nothing

[snow swan]

the start of the last one is genuinely nice

[neat latch]

That's a sign that things aren't going according to plan

[midnight mesa]

Yeah

[snow swan]

1.34s in the first lap of the stint, is very very good

[high flare]

williams constructor champs???🤓☝️

[dusky root]

oh that's not bad

[snow swan]

no shit

[midnight mesa]

Totally understood what you meant

[dusk garden]

But i am excited to see what the start of the season will bring with atleast 4 team now competing

[snow swan]

who do u think the teams are

[neat latch]

Is this sarcasm

[dusky root]

Haas, sauber, williams and alpine

[midnight mesa]

No.

[dusk garden]

how about Mercedes, Ferrari, Mclaren and Max

Xd

[languid shoal]

Mclaren then everybody else

[snow swan]

saying max while lawson looked good is wild

[dusk garden]

Not even redbull just Max

[dusky root]

lawson lacked consistency

[dusk garden]

I still don't believe in Lawson he still has to proof himself

[snow swan]

maybe he is a rookie

[languid shoal]

The perez effect

[dusky root]

for every 3 good laps he checked the gravel at least once

but it's fair

[snow swan]

antonelli too btw

[dusky root]

yeah antonelly is massively inconsistent

[snow swan]

it's what rookies need to do

push to the limit

[dusky root]

but when he's good he's truly good

he'll be an interesting one

[hexed cobalt]

has max done a race sim yet

[neat latch]

No

[dusky root]

got no idea what max is doing to be fair

[languid shoal]

Nope

[dusk garden]

That williams again aswell, not only sainz pushing it to number 1 in testing but Albon aswell

[hexed cobalt]

really want to see him do one

[dusk garden]

so they must be doing something good

[languid shoal]

Chilling in the pits with his shit bull

[snow swan]

it's the classic case of:

season 1 is very inconsistent, many dnfs many very good results
success later on

[dusky root]

pace on the williams looked decent too yesterday

[snow swan]

they're just doing performance runs

williams on #1 ain't representative

[neat latch]

They're just changing things on the car, and if it doesn't work then he goes back to the pits

[snow swan]

although they're looking good

better than last year

[dusk garden]

That is the fun of testing but williams always had speed

now they have Sainz

[snow swan]

he tried

but nah, the car doesn't want to

[midnight mesa]

Lmao

[dusk garden]

i swear if Sainz is going top 3 with that williams, Albon is done for

[snow swan]

ya chill

midfield is where they'll be most likely

[dusky root]

they've been doing hot laps with max, so they're testing set ups

he's not convinced

[snow swan]

he tried to do a race sim too iirc

[dusky root]

gave that up

[snow swan]

but too oversteery

ya

[dusky root]

43 minutes of hot laps sounds like they're fucked

[midnight mesa]

Lewis still doing race simulations right

[dusky root]

or genuinely want to just push the car

[snow swan]

yes

[neat latch]

Either way it looks like they're not getting the results they wanted

[storm glade]

After testing, what do you guys think about Ferrari?

[snow swan]

that's for sure

[snow swan]

mystery

[dusky root]

we're happy to be here

[snow swan]

they're good

but we don't know how good

max again on the gravel in a push lap

damn

[dusky root]

the car looks good on broadcast

[midnight mesa]

Save questions to Australia

[dusky root]

i like the red

[tender spoke]

[snow swan]

ya no this car looks shit

the rbr is so understeery

[neat latch]

Verstappen P1 but not by much

Hm

[snow swan]

and sometimes oversteery

[dusk garden]

tutututu de

[snow swan]

it was a full on push lap

and it was absolutely not impressive

[dusk garden]

[dusky root]

was all over the place

[languid shoal]

Enter the 2014 ferrari

[snow swan]

indeed, rbr cannot be happy with this lap

[neat fern]

Yh fr purple last sector 3 means his power mode is turned up

[snow swan]

😭

[snow swan]

finally someone who gets it

[snow swan]

don't be too excited, that wasn't a good sign

[harsh oriole]

Ferrari Fiat...

[tender spoke]

is testing still happening or did it wrap up

[dusky root]

still happening

[fervent geode]

4th-3rd

[dusky root]

40 minutes left

[languid shoal]

Yeah his sector 2s have been shit all day that car is a boat in the corners

[snow swan]

nah 💀

[sour hound]

that aston has a fuck ton of understeer

[snow swan]

s1 too

[snow swan]

it's fixed dw

the car is much better

[fervent geode]

Yah. Leclerc and Hamilton both talked about balance issues. Hamilton went on a race sim but he aborted it because times were horrible (37/36)
Leclerc times arent looking that good either

[sour hound]

redbull with a wide nose looks so weird 😭

[tender spoke]

👃

[neat latch]

Actually cursed

[dusky root]

let's not give up immediately, they can figure that stuff out

[snow swan]

nah, they've done better than that, it's all setups

[modern pivot]

Hello chat

[fervent geode]

Oh def, McLaren was 4th in Bahrain 2024

[dusky root]

I'd rather hear balance issue than watch the car be all over the track like RB

[snow swan]

• i suspect some sandbagging

[fervent geode]

guess how that turned out

[dusk garden]

Ferarri will fix the car for sure but than strategy...

box box, stay OUT!

[snow swan]

strategies were good last year what are you on about

[fervent geode]

strategy wont need fixing Lewis wont box for inters on a dry track

[languid shoal]

Looks like the nose of last year's alpine in bahrain

[dusky root]

there were a couple of oopsies

[snow swan]

not very good tbf, but much better than other years

[dusky root]

but far less than 23

[snow swan]

ya i worded it poorly

[dusky root]

or 22

[tender spoke]

that blue on the williams is really nice

[dusky root]

22 still haunts my dreams