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az HwatHWAG
no hes like 4 hours away
ah fair enough
oh
whats the testing time rn ?
gucks hates me tho so he’d never come hang out
Lemme see which track he was on
do you even have a licence 😭
that's not so bad considering you guys don't live in the same city
2:26:50
we dont live in the same state bro
ive had a license for 10 years
why wouldnt he
he lives in america after all
this
i live 4 hours away from my home
w wha
like you literally need a license to get anywhere
cant survive without one here
It was nurburgring
both are shit
were allergic to public transit
nurburring
oh right
testing
But yeah kimi IS like the prince of spa just watching him drive there is augh
its been so boring yesterday
NORRIS HAS A TIME!?? I was so fucking distracted
Did they just cut zhou 💀
do both
sliding all over the place, the car is looking terrible, probably wdc is off the table and wcc
please DO WELL
i cnat
listen to music and watch live
timing
problem with sauber?
Yeah they actully feel like bottom 10 team
cos he's sandbagging 😭
i will not use my previous term bc i dont want yall freaking out again 😭😭😭
is it bad to say that I'm glad?
i mean a slip is pretty normal
Lot of Smoke on that Aston Martin Tyre
not such a big deal but
JSGDDJSIUU2CDUNEC8
yeah he made a mistake
Alonso doesn't make mistakes
It's the car
It's the Aston
Pirelli usually go Smoke
norris is just playing arounf

coping
Hi
This is alonsos years
please i cant have mclaren be shit again
uh-
How is Williams doing
Hello oof bacon
Is it?
what did i just miss
Sandbagging
Lando washed
It is.
HOLY SHIT
Lando goes Wide
LAN
ok.. i see what happened
That's just sandbagging guys
Yellow Flag
lando just checking out
holy fuck
OMF
could i get a second replay what evenr happened
2 Hours, 11 Minutes now
mclarens giving me pain
That could cost his Fastest Lap now
Damm
Poor Lando
out
of
lando taking the antonelli line
oh they fixed fhe replay graphic
oof
Bro remember the last time we had blue in our livery? Yeah...it's the fucking blue TAKE IT OUT
Lando: I'm Bad 😔
has ollie been on track
after the flashing incident
wtyhfjejf
When
:(((( my anxiety is through me
What?!
carlos era
and riccardo
No Panicking
norris attempt 2
Lando is currently Struggling
2022 bleugh
i am tho hes giving me stress
dengy rigardo..
Gabriel Bortoleto Issue is currently find out
aborts the lap again
mclaren e knows i exist but no one else does and im still losing it here at nearly 3 am
What is going on with those tyres
lando my man holy shit
..attempt 3
going through it
what the hell is this norris
wheel upside down
The Miseryyyy!
sabuer's floor coming off
The mclaren was worse in the cold last year tbf
lmaooo
Wouldn’t be too worried these conditions don’t matter
Ladno 3x bottle
Russia 2019
2 Hours, 16 Minutes
4 years in the future
It would have been 25 Races and the Last Year for the Russian Grand Prix somehow
But, Bye Bye 3 Years ago Russia
That McLaren does not look nice to drive
he opens and aborts the lap
Who was a better wingman, Perez, Hamilton, Webber or Alonzo
glenn powell
Quentin Tarantino
haas
perez. these other three literally fought their teammates for the championships lol
wind wind
spoilers
finally norris
Lando 😭😭😭
"huyer wind again"
hamelinnnnnnn
The fucking radio 😭
He is going to be such good content
average hadjar moment
Oh boy
Jarrrt
yuki and hadjar are the team radio final bosses
YEAHHHHHHH
Here we go 🍿
just gonna have to bleep out the whole team radio
😭
doohan faster than max time
Lot of Wind
Hadjar got so mad 😭
YAY JACK
Racing Bulls radio will never be broadcasted 💀
Where is nano?
It's funny but also sad 😭
KIMIIII
trueeeee
:true:
Is anyone on a race sim rn
make australia regret not showing you off
Or afternoon
Si
WHAT THE FUCK
bro antonelli used every nanometer of track there
oof
more than i get paid
omg Kimi can't handed the g's 😭

Atleast you can curse
lel
Kimi wheel spin?
the marshalls 
The chair?? 😭
Isack: Pure Head in Turn 1
Daarn
Kimi in pits
Insert Inside Out 2 Sad Quote please
Has Redbull given up? Are they gonna do anything
Yep he was only a tenth per lap off Charles yesterday
I am sure someone already clipped that hadjar radio lol
Biggest scam in history
King max is outt
Fym out
did he say words? i didnt hear him say anything
No
He just scream
He just got mad as fuck lol
Sky Sports want to know how did this Happen to Ollie https://x.com/SkySportsF1/status/1895379058151825871?t=3-vUjphMkIf9y4U1LiClfw&s=19
😭
I dont think that was part of the Haasterplan
Crazy
Just in Team https://fxtwitter.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1895393591918473368?t=bNjPhGEMn3kD3OySC21nkw&s=19
The bearman took a chomp
YAYYY LANCEY
Oh my god i love his smile
Look at it
!!!!!!!!!
I love him so much
mm.
looks like we're actually kinda sending it today
Lance p6 again 🙏 even higher maybe
Last time i saw that happen max just got into Red bull and renaults engine was wonky
Just bought a new HP printer to help Leclrerc win the WDC
Max: Fucking Hell, The Car is Lose
this honestly looks sick as hell
yeah day 3 is Sent
wiggle
grrrr
Alpine Front Wing winggling
It was wigling so seductively I even checked out one of the sponsors Oakberrry... and it looks good but don't have it my country... sad
i agree

bro is spitting fact
Fixed
I miss jp
what did u just type
bleach my eyes
lando norris when someone tell him to open a lap:
hadjar leaves the pits
who
yea tbf 🤣
we all do
But the fucking hdueue4u83sh7
Interesting front wing
Max going on trackk
yayayay
Jos
EW
tutututu
bro expected excitement in testing
💀
new dts is out?
hmmmmmmmmmmm
it's out in march
next weekend
bro thats like. tomorrow
oh yeah march is tmrw
it's always the weekend before the season opener
if that
I think it's the 8th this year
FUCKING
7th
danica patrick
I fucking hope she's gone
retiring f1 numbers makes no sense
100%
it does bro
only should retired in the event of a death
yeah i just though that when they mentioned jules
why lmaooo
would you ever want someone else drive with lewis's number 44 on their car??
i wouldnt care
it's just a fucking number, get over it
20 years after Lewis retires that 44 won’t look so much like his number
there's a certain legacy and history behind it
who cares
it's a number, and we only have 99 of them in F1 to use, would become way too restrictive over time
calm down
seems like you need to get over it
Doesnt get any more british..... "lewis his number should be locked so no one else can use it" "but dont lock max his"
Add a zero at the start to make more numbers
Only a death should be a "token of respect" and lock a number
I think they should lock numbers for champions for a few years
They do
they already do 2
Chat who is isack's engineer?
Are you thirsting over him
No
Lol
I wanna see him BTS
Behind the scenes*
Crofty just said lando will never win a championship lol
I thirst over some but
Not in F1
How is the pecking order looking like now
pierre hamelin
Thanks
I believe Haas and Kick will occupy back row
like all other sports, agreed
papa's peakeria
bro its only one]
Testing times are pretty irrelevant, need to wait for a couple race weekends to sort that out
there are other papa's games
birmingham city retired 22 for bellingham and i'm pretty sure he's quite alive
erm i changed the hair like how his hair is high
Yeah but any idea on how it looks like
I ain't watching it live so don't know just from the times
why does it look so accurate 😭
ight im doing checo on papas taco mia
I’d say the amount of laps matter more
nope, because we don't know what fuels, engine modes etc. the teams are running
Have to wait till Land Down Under then
yessss
what lawson
This
yes
hi jerusha
..bored
That's not jeru
Haas might look dead slow, but we know they're only doing long runs with the engines running conservatively, and they're just pumping those laps out
yes it is 😭
just waiting
hall of fame retirement? hmm
idk how to translate football number retiring to a small ass sport like f1 (competitor wise) 💀
hello...
wha-
Same with sauber too
yeah
also I lack the knowledge
damn taco mia only has 2 charachter
Wow you unfriended me.. 💔
scooparia it sit
:(
me??
guh?
wait did i 😭
Hi twinky
im sorry
thats softie
well.. here's news 1 hour ago https://x.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1895393591918473368
yes i lvoe him
HES SO amazing
i love him
his smile
is perfetc
You’re twinky too
lance always looks like he just farted
wrong
Who else is running this afternoon
@modern pivot im sorry id idnt know 😭
sorry... LIES DETECTORS???
there's no way
this some dumb shit
what
detecting for tremors over a radio when a driver is going upwards of 200kph
not even scooparia works
Lol
pizza
freezaria time
piza only has 2
i love the donut one
ahh
i love hte wings one
all papas games mmm so nice
i remember wasting the most time on burger one though
crofty... 😭
wally and his.. cum burger.. i still remember the order
same with freezaria
Max, Oscar, Lewis, Russell, gasly, yuki, hulk, ocon
here (disregard aston martin)

donut time
donut donut
what about cupcake one
helo
Hi
aaa a a a aaa
aaa
YAAAAY wait
make his hair a little brownish
just a liiiittle
racing point sergio 😍 🤤
ayo
papas sushirea yulki
and ill say it again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
height all the way down
!?
wagt
dont say this again
cough....
racing point lance 😍🤤

good morning ladies and gents. has it just been boring testing so far today?
yeps
alongoat replaced lancito in morning cuz he wasnt feeling well
so now lancelot is doing afternooon
ah shoulda replaced him all day xd
ragebait
pragye for another p6 or above finishhh 🙏
wait are you a lance fan?
errrr........
are you actually or ironically?
LMAO
it appears that my name isnt clear enough
idek man lol
@wooden kettle can u tell me if i really like lance
just surprised, never met anyone who was a lance fan before
i love lance...
can i ask, why lance? no judgement just honestly curious
kaboom
cant argue with that i guess xd
yuki got 4 dolla from first customer
doohan ur mom doohan doohan ur mom
hell ya
you hate lance
ohhh my days
8 dolla in total for yuki
im the biggest lance fan
back off
do not disrespect kuwaiti
uhm no ur not
i will actually
yes i am
ive been loving the commentary box podcast
i was jumping around my room shouting when stroll got pole
i was eating crayons when lancey got pole ngl
purple
geen
Constructors champ predictions
- Ferrari
- McLaren
- Merc
- Red Bull
- Haas
- Aston Martin
- Alpine
- visagivemeyoumoneybankappf1team
- Williams
- Sauber
porpl is my fvaour colour
Hey jeruuu
for me its raed
too bad there is no purple role
it taty
K
there is
liek stabborri
THERE IS?
@vale rose has one
hello which one
yeah
LECLERC
banner designer
alpine
im not designing no banners
he’ll get wdc
thats PINK
Prolly not
i guess youre not getting purple then
skill issue
explodes myself i guess
i wanna design a banner
Hamilton or Hulkenberg will win it
i dont want purple role
i kind of
I mean Hamilton or Norris
i’ve done it once
i want to have lance next to my name again
can i give my purple role to jeru if i get a banner in lmao
but the green.. is so.... ugly ....
omg
lemme change my pfp to fit it
when the official renders for those numbers release
Oh
and all the driver profile photos
jaack...........
Oh
jack pleaseeeeee
jack will look great with puruple role
test
alpine looks good with green flo vis
your gayness will hide it </3
PURPLE ROLE
When are they handing over commentary
pfp not purple enough ngl
PIRPL
dont worry. haas is sandbagging
Perple
theyve kinda been constantly rotating
haas running at 30% power
Oh
i want the bright pink in alosno's alpine suit
Haas for P1
🙏
Yeah so P1
this better mate
its a bit dull
what more do u want from me
a good purple pfp
Perfectionist?
no......
Hmm
no just crazy
Norris and ant on track
miku miku uuuueeeeeuuuuu
Tf
This purple enough @hollow escarp
Ok
Wow
lemon melon cookie melon lemon cookie lemon melon cookie melon lemon cookie cookie
let me say again, there is no purple role i am allowed to have with 0 effort
what
lemon melon cookie melon lemon cookie lemon melon cookie melon lemon cookie cookie
Same
my favorite miku song atm
Who tf is Miku
Gay give him the purople role
no
beabadoobee vs nba youngboy
Who is that
yabadabadoooo
Let. Yuki cook
didnt she just turn sexist after she saw the meme lmao
What? I don’t have to know
lol
peaaaakkk
Dafuq
gross!
Cool
wot
blaming men for everything or something, in her stories
Bruh
WHO????
is there one more session this afternoon? or is this the last one?
MIKU??????
yes miku
yes theres one more
Mate this is the preseason tab correct?
idk how to spell it but yabadabadoo vs nba youngboy
TY
beabadoobie?? boobie?? idk
4 hours of Milton
idk what the hell youre talkin about
Hamilton
who the fuck is that
I like the changed merc livery
On the engine cover it’s really cool
its like a random brainrot, and she got pissseedddd over it
i like the old merc livery better tbh
Eh
Didd they even change it
black merc black merc oohhh its so pretty
I like landos helmet
fernando's helmet 😍
Ig
bro said instagram
morning
silver arrow merc like mclaren 99 is the real merc ❤️
its more bright imo
Hey
might just be the camera and lighting
Same, its sad it's only for testing 😒
hey
WHAT
What’s his seasonal one
WHAT DO U FUCKING WANT
whar
😭
u robbed me earlier
LECLERV
More or less same as last year
and you fucking gambled it away
😭
I only need to get to 50k
oh,
okay
if u give me 200
skill issue bruh
what even is happenning
CAN WE TALK TESTING
i only need to win blackjack 12 times
no
whats going on here xD
😭
child gambling
I’m tryna get it back to testing talk
huh-
i'm testing the limits of cosmic's patience
average f1 general chat has spilled into a live session chat 
That’s a cool suspension tho
true
NO little look away 
what happened
1 sec..
me when i talk ot in f1 general but f1 in ot general

18!? lance stroll ref!?
i just give up and crash
sector 18 is the start line..
saves a lot of time
money…
lance is sponsoring me
49 minutes until liam lawson is fired out of a cannon into a giant can of red bull
ok
Wind maybe?
Do u think the RB21 is cooked? Like Newey left the aero team and just Max's driving talent keeps RB alive?!
Huh?
ken do you hate me
the car is fucked ahh
australai
49 minutes until liam lawson is fired out of a cannon into a giant can of red bull
"track slippery" can also mean debris
nah, Wache is still a very capable engineer
don't ask why
????
red bull gives you wing type shit
...
Yeah thats true, hopefully the Engine is good too
antewelly 💀
1 example.. albon's mirror
they didnt need to do allat just say bumpy track vro
owww owwie
feelings are morroco
im searching for the albon in the mirtor
ken FUCKING #HATES ME….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok.. it's spreading
uninstall app

I'm starting my own discofd

wait
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT TRACK MAP
and u wont invite me cuz u hate me :/
Yup
another graphic changed..
the same just with the new font
but its not because i hate it's due to a blatant disregard for
RED FLAG 
what are you gonna do tell the mods
What tires did Charles set that fastest time??
actually i get really embarrassed when yall ping mods on me like earlier

mf baited get the ban hammer
Red Flag
red flag!?
nope
Bruh crofty what??
uh oh red flaggie kun is coming
weird
no theres actually a red out
red flag??
it's an actual red
whys there a red
no, im going to tell my dad. who btw owns discord.
Red flag??
i have no idea why
no clue rn
What's going on?
OH-
Piastri pooped on the track???
OH WHAT IS THAT
It's 47 Minutes left though
Wtf is that????
stop 😭
????? did a window shatter?????
WHAT IS THAT
Ohh
SOMETHING'S SHATTERED
What is that?!
i stg if antonelli hit the wall again
oh glass or somethibg probavly
It counts as "training" right, so the timer just counts on?
Is that broken glass???
that's glass
That's glass??
from the start/finish box
whar
well that explains this
how the hell did that happen
Noooo yuki dropped his bong
i.....
HAHAHAHA
Glass Panel?
Yep it was
do i want to ask what a bong is
glass also expands
Somebody lost their temper it seems
Bing bong
Glass prolly expanded due to the heat
Lol the fucking window fell out
Has to be Glass Panel
uhhhhh
looks like it came from the main marshall post..
Cursed screenshot?
that overlooks the start line
thats actually a really good one
lmao red flag
TRUE
Oh ken... ken being ken
Where's that cursed screenshot folder?
how do they do it
no it’s something you smoke weed outta.
MAN WITH BRUSH!!!!!!
The Marshall is cleaning it now
glass shouldnt be too good in the air system or on the tyre xD
ah
im lookin at mine right now
i keep it on top of a bookshelf so my car cant get to it
hes.. going to get high
The Glass definitely explode
NO!!! NOOOO!!!!
Reminds me of .... "Sometimes my genius is almost frightening" - Jeremy Clarkson
but in anycase glass can shatter with sudden/uneven change in temperature
it PROBABLY fell out the box though
idk how does an entire window panel get knocked down
Definitely explode by itself
window
mirror
Iraq lobster 🦞
both made of glass
either fell out or exploded due to expansion
What happened??
idk man ive bumped against a loose window and it’s kinda dicey
Somebody go 🤬 -> 👊
ooohhhh hides my suspiciously hammer shaped hammer
one of the starter box windows broke
depends how it’s attached
How?
I think it's probably just fallen out considering it's a very concentrated pile of glass
We had no Clue
That's the discussion going on😂
??? 😭
agree
i think someone got a little teeny tiny bit angy
alright..
track is clear now
stop!!! there is no place for logic and reason
the glass wouldve gotten more intk the start finish box, but it all looks like its on the track.
BREAKING: Track has been cleared. Doohan heroically volunteered to eat the glass (australian diet) we're good to go
I went to make food when I come back there was red flag
But still a red flag
...
peak!!!
this was your fuckin fault
You were supposed to watch the window
now u can fully enjoy ur food xD
Yup, green flag now
How
Damn my lag
**GREEN LIGHT - PIT EXIT OPEN ** 
We're green
greeeeen
Green Flag
💀
nvm-
😭
RACE CONTROL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
vro...
Ummm
8 SECONDS
is this real?
ok cars out
oh
oh
session stopped again
cars are getting out, looks good
nah, red came back out immediately
RC is still Red 😭
why is it redglagged?
😭
wait wtf
lol true
glass on track
Red Flag again
i saw two cars go out
glass???
like Literally on track
yes
Yeah, one of the panes from the starter box
Nando andrea are out lol😂
that's so weird..
U saw right
Alonso and Antonelli on Track
stick out your ass for pit lane glass
Black Flag likely
miscommunication from race control?
no
i did see the quad too
ngl i like this
it can't be a black flag
Probably
there was a brief green flag
penalty in first Race Kappa

