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Lol she has sm hype but is not even realistically that good
Abbie Pulling on provisional pole
Andrea Kimi Antonelli is watching the F1 Academy
Ye I noticed that she was at last position
can i ask something?, why in this FP2, both redbull are are tractor
idk why redbull are are tractor bro
Abbie Pulling takes pole
Verstappen will be dad ✨
Can I see this on f1tv or where do i see these other formulas?
I’m joining formula 4!!!
.truth3
Sainz > Leclerc
WHAT NO WAYY he's gonna be a father????
.juan
The rising number one of formula one, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one formula one one year, would Juan want to have won that one in round one, Juan?
He's Penelope dad tho
(im in f1)
damm
.modlogs
I forget he's a grown ass adult
Real
.truth
Prost > Senna
woah
.truth
Prost > Senna
.truth2
Bottas > Perez
yes
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Verstappen > Hamilton is inevitable
what
.truth
Prost > Senna
Hamilton>verstappen
.truth
Prost > Senna
OK OK goodness gracious
.truth3
Leclerc > Sainz
.truth2
Perez > Bottas
.truth4
Verstappen > Hamilton is inevitable
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This bot is so stupid
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HEY! LEAVE PEREZ ALONE.
Leave him alone in f4
Perez is gone next year
Kitkat won’t let that happen
go checo go checo the greatest of all it's sergio it's sergio perez
W checo
Bro still has the seat tho
We need Latifi back
👑👑👑👑
my goat
To the podium, king 👑
Source?
is there no possible way for ferrari wcc
trust me bro
he has said discomfort
What is it with Ferrari drivers and getting food poisoning in middle east countries?
George and max sitting on opposite ends
Menace max
bro was playing mind games
Hes such a diva
😭😭
Both McLaren dnf
Ouch
and leclerc masterclass
Real
Ferrari will make it they can do it we believe still (I'm so so delusional)
Leclerc need to do a Brazil
that is from Adam Cooper
W George
Landos caption on his insta post abt the drivers dinner was so funny too like "yeah, the two drivers you are thinking of sat as far away from each other as possible"
He's living for the tea
Lec and verstappen gym session
Yeah I saw that also lol
He's just like us fr, just loving all the drama and stuff
his ability to never gaf needs to be studied
Max commented with a 🥩 emoji
Maybe he meant he wants to eat a Steak Meat
i heard leclerc has a 10 place grid penalty 😭
He exceeding the Battery Allocation
i know it's very unlikely at this point but it would be so funny if ferrari still manage to beat mclaren to the constructors
I'm unsure if they can
have you lot forgotten 2022 already
i have not
ferrari are just trying to take their bottle crown back
Max might take his 5 Win in Abu Dhabi since 2020
He's been winning 4 Times now in Abu Dhabi
nope
happy 3 year anniversary to whatever the hell this is
absolute cinema
The only reason he is still in F1 is because of the 20mil it would take to fire him
It's very clear Red Bull do not want him anymore
also because there is no good replacement other than Yuki
I don't think Liam is ready
gonna be Gasly and Albon over again
i'm still a fan of checo but man at this point i kinda wish red bull would just put him out of his misery already, i don't know if i can stand to watch another season of him struggling at red bull
Anyone who says putting Liam in the RBR for 2025 is a good idea is a joke
lol, people are saying that
Tsunoda is the only viable option and he would probably be in the RBR for the end of the season right now as a test if it wasn't for the Perez cashgrab
Would have been a good idea to fire Perez before Qatar and put Tsunoda in the last 2 races to see how he does but if that doesn't work out not sure who else they have
Yas Marina
F1: FP3 (Abu Dhabi Grand Prix)
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Prost > Senna
!truth
Prost > Senna
bro....
Senna=Prost
hi
Prost is slightly better than Senna
whos running carlbot >.>
They are equal I just don't want any fight
Mazepin > Senna, end of discussion
Mazepin <<<< Any Human Being
NVM Senna > Mazespin
Want more Goatifi > Egg head
Ok i will admit Goatifi is better 🐐
are we on the same team
maybe
guys whats the matter b/w max and rusell , if anyone can tell in short
Boom boom in the stewards room
lovers' quarrel
can anyone tell me whats going on with russel and max
.juan
The rising number one of formula one, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one formula one one year, would Juan want to have won that one in round one, Juan?
.truth3
Leclerc > Sainz
russell wanted max penalty - max got angry - russell fought back - beef happened - max announced hes having a kid - ended beef (i think)
yeah
well damn
why would he
He’s getting a kid and he once said I don’t wanna miss family moments coz of the schedule
yk his mentality hes not leaving f1 until he gets 8 wdc
Max has already said he doesn’t have an ambition like that
PRONO
SENNA
PROST
SHUMARER
MT: fANGIO
he was already satisfied with 1
He said winning more would be nice but he doesn’t need to
for yall that didnt see
lh fans will probably throw a worldwide party when max retires 😭
For max?
fr
I mean doesn’t matter if both retires both of them will retire as one of the most successful drivers
yeah. If max retires before 8 wdc wins, IDK if anyone will ever get that number ever.
No one will probably beat Hamilton 106 wins max can if he races as long as Lewis but he doesn’t want to
Why do we have 10 place grid penalty
when they updating this guys points
and no one can probably beat 19 wins in a season
only way that will happen is if there is a real fumble by every single other team
2023 will go down as the most dominant and most boring f1 season of all time.
U need to be 18
I mean if u take max out of the equation the midfield battles were fine
idk, I did not have that much fun last year
this year is fantastic
top 3 seasons in 21st century
and it aint 2 or 3
brad Pitt
Brad oks that Lewis is going to be a Ferrari driver. Adios Carlos. BTW, HP logo is awful with the blue.
17 if you pro
but doesnt matter cuz max was 16 when he drove his toro rosso
I heard that max might retire after the Abu Dhabi
Is the most stops by the winning driver record tied with Button or something?
I doubt it
Du du du

whats he gonna do with his life? id guess become the best dad possible.
Sim racer and full time minecraft content creator 🤣🤣
oh yeah he had the mandatory male 2 week mincraft ark
Hulk podium? (Im delusional)
It was only fp2, chill guys. But yea hulk podium would be incredible
Who’s hulk lol?
Guys when’s the quali
Has it finished
NOOOO
Bcz I watched it at 2 pm lol in Abu Dhabi
Pain beseeches me
Hulkenberg 💀
You were there?
That’s so sick
Yes the next stuff is in 17 hours. Thougj f1 feeder stuff should be earlier then that
I watched online
Quali is tomorrow. It was FP1 and FP2 today...
Oh mb
Oh yhhhhh
Sorry mb
This guy? @twin fox
Yes
Damn it, why did you tell, I was gonna excite him by saying hulk is starting P3 😅
You recently started following f1?
I’m new to it yes
Nice
All thanks to Ferrari World Karting lol
Oh, great lol
Before karting, I wasn’t interested in watching F1 but now I do
Yes lol
All bcz of shmee150
I clicked on one video in 2019
It was mclaren senna
Ah, I see
Yep
Any favorite driver yet? Or neutral as of now?
So, anything new to the drama?
max and russell?
If so, Max said he didn't regret what he said.
Neutral now
the fact that Kelly is 35 while Max is 27 💀
i need to find myself a Brazilian mommy
Honestly I find their relationship kinda weird considering she met max when he was like 17 or younger and she was mid twenties...
💀
nothing wrong with that
game is game
not true
wdym not true
max da goat
what are peoples thoughts on the beef between max and russell
She said something about their first meeting being "magical," but he was literally a minor
I agree
Plus she's a walking red flag outside of that too (posting P when bathing and stuff, Defending her racist family members...)
Ok, no 💀
The age difference is fine now because they’re both fully grown
Oh wow, really? I didn't know about this, but posting P in those circumstances is fucked in any circumstances, but when you factor in the fact that she's incredibly known and thus very vulnerable it becomes even *morez unacceptable
Yeah it's weird af, I really don't like her
Fucking hate ppl who post their kids like family channels and shit are so weird to me
This EXACTLY. Especially not if they already have a digital footprint that will follow them for the rest of their lives, oh my gosh
Also you don’t know where those pictures end up
Yeah the internet is a messed up place, I don't think it's okay to post kids on it, especially to such an degree
What’s happening between George and Max?
Basically max called George a two faced bitch, George called max a bully and lando is happy to have some drama in f1

It all started bc of the stewards room last weekend where George tried rly hard to get max penalised, according to max atleast
W George
nothing just an inshident on the race
Well max did get the penalty but he won so...
he has a whiney mentality
Someone explain why the fuck it says Lexus
If it works, it works
Checo to guandong tigers
WHAT THE
what happened to max and oscar in fp1
💀
Yall not ready for alonso domination
Who's that in P2?
Drugovich
Well I see that, but I've never heard of him.
Aston martin development driver i think
Oh I see
Like what was ollie bearman to ferrari
Yeah
I have nothinnngggg😭😭😭😭
Reserve
he should replace stroll istg
He made a mistake when he decided to go to Aston, he's been there for 2 years as a reserve driver
he deserves more chances in formula 1
It would be cool if he joined Andretti/Cadillac in 2026
didnt he say no to indy?
Sorry, mate, idk.
ollie bearman liking this cuz he’d be the one to replace charles lmao😭
😭
this is so mean for no reason
my guy literally got a 10 place grid pen already what more do you want from him
Ye.
To two teams.
Ed Carpenter and Chip Ganassi.
Also to an FE team as well.
Andretti.
Remembered.
I need leclerc to pull off a Schumacher style drive on sunday
I hope so that ferrari can win the constructors championship
Ferrari got me fucked up with the lack of foresight with the whole battery thing
Why do i support this fuck ass team😔
Ferrari's engines are fast but they suck because they can't resist like 2 races
Although these engines resisted a lot more
Atleast it's not 2023/2022 with an engine failure every second race
Aint no say toto wolf called christian horner a “Yapping little terrier” 😂😂😂 hes not wrong tho…
Tryna forza ferrari my way through life
Fr😭
Next year we're gonna see carlos and leclerc fighting eachother for p10 istg😭🙏
Very wrong
ferrari and williams are not gonna be on the same level next year 😭
You don't know that
As a ferrari fan you have to expect the unexpected😭🙏
And NOT in the good way
Nah you gotta have hopium
With ferrari it's always very predictable
forza ✌️ charles wdc 2025
we'll start strong, then god knows
well 2022 was a good start
We do not talk about '22
2022 was a great start, fell off as soon as they fixed the reliability and the FIA decided our floor is to become illegal
happens
2024 was better overall
Matia binotto traumatised leclerc😭
it’s ok guys just trust charles will win on sunday
i came up with a whole theory idk what the rules on chat flood are here
We had to admit it, but mattia kinda cooked
We need a lauda/schumacher level drive
the F1 75, kinks aside, was great
ahem
kika commented under max post what context was kika drive to survive debut cannes where is cannes cote dazur what else is in the cote dazur nice and what does nice border monaco who is monegasque… charlotte siné what is charlotte siné an architect what do architects do build things who else builds things designers what is a designer brand bershka where is bershka from catalonia who speaks catalan marc marquez who commented under max’s post marc marquez what religion does marquez follow roman catholic where is the pope vatican city where’s vatican city italian what is italian ferrari who is ferrari CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX

I really thought he would make it
Sorta hottake, i think Fernando deserves to be in the top 3 drivers OAT conversation
They fooled all of us
I believe he fits better in the top 5
He's definitely top 5 atleast
But i think he deserves top 3 ngl
career choices fucked him over
and he wasn't very lucky either
This too
Predictions for ahu dubai (totally realistic)
Stroll win
Sauber double points
Perez 21st
Top 3 for alonso? Nah. Top 5? I guess.
Fernando
Nearly won 2007 after he left renault
Went back to renault but they were shit
Went to Ferrari and competed for every one of Sebastians championship apart from 2013
Went back to mclaren but they were shit
Took a break
Came back to alpine but they were shit
Went to aston and they were good for the first half but shit in the second
And this year the car has been a tractor
I mean good career choices are one of the very important parts of a drivers career... Nando is massively lacking in that department
You can't just say everywhere he went was shit
He's the one that went to shit
(As in went to teams with shit cars, or teams in general)
alonsos literally the goat but he had really bad luck with his teams and opponents
bro was not catching any breaks
Predictions for ahu dubai (totally realistic)
Stroll will win
Sauber double podium
Perez will finish 21st
"Fernando Alonso has no weaknesses" -andrea stella
"What Fernando does is unbelievable" -rubens barrichello
"It's difficult to say who was my most difficult competitor but out of pure pace i would say fernando and his ability" -lewis Hamilton
Quotes won't help when he hasn't won a race for more than a decade
"Alonso was the strongest opponent i've raced against" -seb vettel
Quotes help you understand what it felt like for these drivers who are in the top 3 or top 5 debate to race against him
True but my point still stands
Also that's like saying because Michael Schumacher wasn't good in merc meant he wasn't good overall
Zhou P1
Not really, the period alonso haven't won a race is approximately the second half of his whole f1 career
That's a long long time
The last car that was able to compete for wins with him was the Ferrari which he did win with it
Maybe you can debate the AMR23 but i still say it was more of a podium at most car
As I said before he should've been in a winning car, if he's a top 3 driver
Well to be fair Aston Martin is a shitbox
That just doesn't make sense😭
That's like discrediting daniels skill just because he made bad career moves
It does, if a driver is so good you call him a top 3 of all time, any competitive team would sign him
Daniel is a minor case alonso really
Why do I think that with proper makeup Josh O’Connor would have been a better option as Senna
Same thing applies but in a minor scale
Still not necessarily true
Teams have millions of reasons for not signing top talent
He just wasn't lucky then
THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING
THATS LITERALLY MY ENTIRE POINT
But he's not top 3
I'm talking skill level mate
He is top 3
That was also your point
Skill is like 40% of F1 so
...ranking drivers is literally just about skill
That's all we should be taking into consideration when ranking drivers??
No?
You can't define their skills though
All of them never raced in equal machinery
You can't put it spot on yk
He's def like top 5 21st century skill wise
Top 3*
Yk you can take things like that into consideration?
You can try to but you won't really be able to in a fair way
Bro i give up😭
Lol fair enough
I did not foresee the Leclerc brothers driving on the same team for a session, Max and George getting mad because of a one place penalty, and Max’s wife getting pregnant all in the same week. (Add Lando finding the feud amusing)
Fr, unpredictable start to the final weekend
It has been exactly 200 starts (including this one) for Alonso that he has not won
That is literally half of his career
he might win abu dhabi (i'm a fernando fan please he will win again)
According to Crofty George has been lying to the media again ffs
Don't think George will do such a thing
You want quotes?
"There was a claim by George Russell that Max was swearing in the steward's room. Our indication is that there wasn't any swearing going on in the stewards room from Max Verstappen. He needs a right to reply because it's quite serious the comments that George was making."
everyone in the stewards room are adults anyways
we dont see anything that goes on in there
MBS trying to get another dinner
I still think it's a silly thing to (apparently) lie about
I'm concerned for him in that team ever since the development has been going nowhere.
They had a formula down pact in a blip then went to shit
We need to wait till 2026 to see the changes Newey would make with the new regulations tho
I still have faith of a 33 title for FA
How would crofty even know
Sky F1 is known to stir shit tbh
Newey going to AM is pretty much Alonsos ace in the hole if it works out
Newey said he wanted to work with Alonso for a while now
So I think he is going to do a great job as he always does
praying for it
Hope so. People lowkey salivating for future Hamilton/Alonso fights in their new teams
I think that Hamilton next season is just going to adapt to his new team and car. We'll see Hamilton cook in 2026
I think so too. I hope the competition is as tight as this year or more. This season was a Cold War.
The most slow and steady fight I've seen so far
The Cold War of 2024 I call this
I can see a fight of Alonso vs Hamilton like Max and Hamilton in 2021
they had some incidents before and it'll be so fun and entretaining to see them compete as they did back then
Are you not
It’s like clash of the titans
Alonso schumi fights > Alonso Lewis fights
fr, they gave me one of my fav photos of Alonso
Checo getting sacked incoming
tsunoda will never get the seat simply because he is short
and short people never get promoted in life
???
brother ddi not need to say that
lies my boss is the same height as Yuki and she got promoted to VP of the company
it is whenever everyone else in the company is over 5’6
A woman*
when tf was height ever a rule
everyone else is 5’8 or higher
I feel like being short would be an advantage in f1, no??? Smaller generally means you weigh less (which in my mind means more weight that the team HAS to put on the car, allowing for more aero bits or whatever)
isn't it the same? Female is the gender of a woman
sometimes, but look at Lando's case, they had to put velcro on his seat when he was karting because he was too short
and being tall isn't that great either
It does however tend to be a trend that shorter people have better careers, but that may be biased by f1 drivers being below average height to begin with
Not really
Yes
The problem is that using the word "female" refers purely to biological sex while "woman" refers to a person
Alonso is 1.71cm for example
Not really for spain
SPain average is 1.75m
Got it. But in this case when we refer to female its because our gender tends to be shorter
I can confirm, I live here
I still think "woman" is more proper
I know the meme of using the term female reeks of "incel"
But I do kinda get it
*woman
Not unless it’s an adjective
I guess because being shorter might make it easier for your body to handle the g forces and even have aero advantages
1.71cm 💀
Lewis for example isn't very tall, i think like 5'4, or whatever that is in non-oil units
So basically, the trend of using the word “female” instead of women started on incel forums, it’s fully meant to be dehumanising
It’s perfectly ok to use it as an adjective like “she’s a female driver”, that’s 100% fine as an adjective. But not to say “she’s a female”, because a female human is a woman
i cant wait for gasly to win abu dhabi
i think it rlly depends on context
That’s a bold prediction
bruh how many days does this new member icon last
The context is if it’s a noun or an adjective like I just explained
Do you have a nose bleed for huffing that hopium?
Ohhh, so it could be seen as something despective?
until hulkenberg gets a podium
im addicted to it
It’s fully meant to be, some people just don’t realise it which is why I explain. If they keep using it after that, well it shows their line of thinking…
if zhou can get points anything is possible (i love zhou)
no like there are certain instances where a noun is appropriate such as in law/scientific contexts
Oh in that case yes absolutely but the reason why they speak that way in such context is because to do their job right they need to take the human and therefore empathetic aspect out of it
.mute 1272734576971743232 1d sexist
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yall think charles will make a comeback for the GP
I don't see him getting much higher than 4th or 5th, maybe a podium of one of the front runners makes a mistake or he gets a really good strategy
He's never been much of a comeback driver
im hoping mclaren screw up their strat
(Or I'm just special and don't know anything about leclerc)
Very possible, but lando has zero real pressure on him now so he's gonna turn into prime Schumacher and win the race by a lap
Leclerc???
You must not have watched Monza this year
Also P4 and 5 is all we need as long as the McLarens are behind
If they’re ahead we’re toast whatever position we’re in
Monza was an exception, ferarri gave him a phenomenal strategy (on accident) but he did really well to make the 1 stop work I'll admit
It… wasn’t
Or am I thinking about the wrong race?
He’s regularly pulling this kind of drive
definitely not an accidental strategy
i actually do think ferrari will pull a fast one
and take the constructers and P2 in WDC
everyone except mclaren considered the one stop, ferrari were one of the few to pull it off
Not really, in Monaco it's was a run-of-the-mill lights to flag, and in Austin, redbull and mclaren just dropped the bag and gave ferarri the win
if overtaking both the mclaren and red bull at the start of the race and leading till the end is 'giving' ferrari the win
then
lots of gifted wins to go over
I still think that was largely down to Charles and not the team
They were given the win my max and lando fighting the whole time, lando easily had the pace to catch back up if he would have been allowed to
If Lando easily had the pace, he would've also easily gotten past Max and not sat behind him for 8 laps
They had the pace to keep their lead.
We're talking about the same Max Verstappen, right?
Yeah, the same Max Verstappen that was quickly dispatched when Lando raced him in Zandvoort
Idk man, I'm not trying to say Charles didn't deserve the wins or anything, I'm just saying that they weren't all won by him alone, there were several aiding factors in most of them, and him winning or even really getting a podium at Abu Dhabi from p10 isn't very realistic imo
But the race could totally turn on its head and ferarri make the best of a crazy situation again, who knows
But if they are in the position to swap Carlos and Charles and they do, I'm gonna like cry or something
There are aiding factors in every race, that's kind of 100% the reason as to why someone is able to win a race
what
No
wait
yeah no wdym
I believe it would require mclaren getting basically no points
even if Ferrari score 22 points at the minimum, mclaren getting at least 1 or 2 points they win
Realistically
Mclaren is scoring points
Ferrari needs a 1-2
And to drag someone else to the podium
Basically, ferrari needs a 1-2, and a non-mclaren car on the podium
Morning Team! It is Qualifying Day
And FL needs to go to either ferrari or someone else
This is what needs to happen
Ferrari 1-2, Mclaren 4-5, and FL needs to go to anyone but mclaren
In this case we win on countback because we have 6 wins
vs mclaren's 5
Or a mclaren dnf
if a mclaren dnfs
If one of ours DNF then it’s all to play for
Bowling Ball Bottas anyone?
Hopefully
Qualifying is before F1 Academy Race 2
if one of y'all DNF Ferrari still needs to finish 2-3 to win
I do hope that even if we win WCC, Oscar finishes every lap
Yup
Yeah lol
All it takes is one bad driver to change the complexion of a race
Whoever is Fast, We know who will take Pole
Just one Latification
Ferrari had been Faster since 2022
is it over for ferrari?
Hopefully not but it did just get a whole lot more complicated
shoooottttt
im def staying up for quali
i have to go out and call all bere quali at 10pm
skip fp3 😭
yea something has to go wrong with norris
And even if both McLaren did DNF, Charles and Carlos would still both have to make it to P4 and 5
it's not over until it's over 
Replace Gasly with Doohan and this is my starting grid prediction
Charles in 13 cause of the penalty
Quali at 9 on a Saturday is pain
I doubt Alonso would be that high. And I might lean towards swapping hulk and kmag
He is penalised it’s done
But it’s not over dw it’s not like he can’t climb up the field
the good news is that Ferrari have Sigma pace
we need sainz pole and to become minister of defence aswell as leclerc to pull a vertstappen
a good timed SC to give them an opportinity
starting F1 today, no spoilers pls
wait till bro gets to the season finale🙏
Good luck. Let us know when you catch up
I am sad
did you know that formula 1 has cars in it?
Red Bull F1 Academy next few years will be the Verstappen's children or Mercedes
In Case it's a Girl actually, I do hope Max bring it to F1 Academy
it
if Ferrari 1-2 happens
the only way is to
make one of the mclarens dnf
bring out the safety car, red flag
change the tyres using that
and proceed to go buckshit crazy
"Them"
but it is a server that supports everything so I won't make any unnecessary comments
kmag final push
is that alonso
Jamie Chadwick is at Abu Dhabi
.carlbot
LOl
hello ot
this isn't ot
real
FREE PRACTICE 3 BABY!!!!!
Nothing is free in this world esp not F1 practice
bro pretending to be excited
i am excited:(
cmon f1tv go live already
nico hülk podium hopium
lewis hamilton pole position, lead all laps, fastest lap, wins the race
i am manifesting this
god damn
Yas Marina
F1: FP3 (Abu Dhabi Grand Prix)
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i cant believe a person is coming out of max verstappens balls
<@&456436166988791818> FP3 starts in 10 minutes.
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yay
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appears
Oh no
Yay
yay
yay
Money
.juan
The rising number one of formula one, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one formula one one year, would Juan want to have won that one in round one, Juan?
Lol
yessir
yay
yas
Thank you for reminding me about my home gp
It can NOT be 4am already
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is quali in like 4 hrs
surely leclerc gets -9th in the quali today
hello guys
it's time to see my goat not make it into Q3
fp3 is in 10 man i need my popcorn
i already got a mute for it
hawk tuah
oh it is FP3
I need dolar dolar zir

how long til qual
Usually i don’t laugh at these types of joke but you sir have won the internet ! 😂
NAH SEND ME YOUR NUDES
i give 2 dollar tip
What is a fp3
OK
ok why isnt this working
🗿
30s away zir
I'm relatively new to F1 sorry
Reddit gold kind stranger
Apple AI made this
Oh cool
what are yall on bro it aint fp3 season is over sargeant won the wdc, 122 point lead and gapped p2 by 40 seconds
Thanks
among us
That's true
Epic
This is the third and final one this weekend
Oh damn
You joined at the season end lol
When's the race? On the 8th right?
omg
the last free practice of the season
Mercedes striptease
Fr
No I joined this year beginning but like I'm still learning
Tomorrow 14h CET
Oh ok
noooooo☹️
tomorrow yeah, it’ll list in your local time in the pins
Yeah
here we go
Alright thanks
this is the last race we'll be seeing 44 painted on a merc
Last ever practicemilton gimmick session
What app
.sessions
I don't have a subscription to that only fancod
Like any image
3rd of free practice sessions i.e fp3
the f1 app works too, but i usually just check the pins and set my alarms off that
why isnt this shit working
cat
cuz you are a staff, leave the server and rejoin
Just some dumbass
Nothing 😭😭 I think they confused him with Cordeel
This may be a hot take, but Danicas accent is way to strong to be a commentator
welcome to skibidi toilet yas marina my dudes
don't do it, people get muted for fake stickers etc
.skibitoi
Fake??? Wdym
Idk i just know hes dodgy
they mean misleading
they mean baiting people into thinking there’s a red flag when there isnt.
but the session hasnt even started yet
Oh ok sorry bout that
when situation isn't a red flag or even a yellow flag, we aren't allowed to send stickers like that
Sorry
Bro's getting political in the f1 discord 😐 Nobody asked you to talk about this
O ok
nah I think you'd be fine if the session hasn't even started lmao
Is Colapinto Moment guys, hold up
ok
its okay i got warned for it too so its fine
ok 👍🏽
Bro
Nvm I found it he asked minors for nudes supposedly
Dom dom dom dun dun dun
oh wtf
Yesterday I saw an rb16 in a sports direct
Normal race weekend you’ll have 3 1 hour free practises. This is so teams and drivers can gather data about what the optimal set up and strategy will be for them.
Then qualifying when drivers aim for the fastest lap time possible which dictates their grid starting position for the race.
Then the main race, the Grand Prix for the weekend followed by the Dutch national anthem
lovely car
wth??
i miss rb16b
Lmao
I hope they never get rid of the Race overview music
Ain’t that biological?
when's quali
alex jacques :( last time i’ll see him for like three months
🤠
Bro i hate being reminded how short jacques is
Just firing up g1 now
nah because sex is biological not gender
F1
he’s 6 feet tall????
Chat when is the quali ☹️
4 hours
pinned
Apparently Lewis is winning Abu Dhabi according to Crofty
3.5 hrs
Crofty knows
Colapinto'll win
David Crofty rumored Lewis Hamilton to win the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
Tf
This was my 2nd most played
Lol
Going for 0,01
People thought the same in 2021 
Haas is all Black
2023 i used to play this every moment when max was winning before the last turn
I played this at last corners
i wonder what the script will be this year
bottas 😦

This season is scripted so Lewis will be winning
Cold, bro
Lando win
Green Flag!
is quali on

is it quali
Nah it’s practice
Bottas should be the new Luigi ngl
alr
nope fp3
i hope so
Bottas is so sexy
Like in mario party?

Yes
DAVID CROFT UHG
HI ALEX <3
Super Super Max Max Max 🥹🫶🦁
FUCK MAX
nothing is happening
Kelly is that you? 👀
Maxipies🥹🫶
someone did
Idk who Kelly is
Maxipies 🥹🫶🦁
Oh wait nvm
Max Verstappen is with Helmut Marko and Christian Horner
finally.
oh shit i forgot the lion
Max got freakyyy
my little maxiepoo, my widdle dwiver 🥺, my big strong 💪 boy 👦, my cuddly bear 🐻, my sweetest honeybun 🍯, my snugglebug 🐞, my babycakes 🎂, my lovey-dovey 💕, my cutie patootie 🍑, my pookie 🐥, my sugarplum 🍬, my darling dumpling 🥟, my precious muffin 🧁, my wuvvy-wuv 💘, my smooshy face 😚, my angel pie 😇, my teddy weddy 🧸, my boo bear 🐾, my smooshy wooshy 🛌
alpine 👁️👁️
well obv 😭 same team
Project max junior
my ultra precise, never fails prediction for the GP, not a prediction, but a spoiler: something will happen
real
RB next Season will discontinue their Acronym and change their Constructors Title and rename to Racing Bulls
max VERSTAPPEN made a PERSON with his BALLS!!!!! thats fuckin crazy and why hes the goat
its a dude?
MaxBull > Redbull
Guys
jeez, that takes balls
alonso called the car the worst car hes driven till now
ok doesn’t need them now lets get that weight down
What’s the page where u can see all radios?
Mike Krack seen
both astons pit
Balls have to be worth at least half a tenth
if we look at the data, jos verstappen had 0 wins, Max verstappen has 63 wins, meaning if this continues max's child will have 126 wins
Guess who is not getting a Christmas card from Lawrence Stroll this year now?
What’s the page where u can see all radios?
smort
fr
🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: CHANCE OF RAIN FOR CURRENT SESSION UPDATED 🚨🚨🚨🚨 0% -> 0%
:0
He said the thing
Lando still have a Briefing
5 minutes pass by..
Informative
Did anyone tell the drivers that FP3 is on just now?
no laps
EVERYONE STAY CALM, CALM THE FUCK DOWN
this made me audibly cackle
Nico Rosberg on Commentary
Sigmalonso on track
For what?
what even happened
Alonso only one on track?
U said fuck 20hrs of community service
that's why he's the goat
by favourite rookie
lawson STILL spins out
Only man to beat Hamilton in equal machinery
other martin guy aswell i think
Nico Rosberg: Gonna be an Emotional Weekend for Lewis and Mercedes
Happy Alonso, happy world
😂😂
hold on 20 isnt a very nice number
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
now its 100hrs
happy alonso, what a rarity
postive alonso
Fernando says it's gonna be a Good Day
101*
Lando has a lesbian cut
IT CANT BEEE
WHAT
NOOO WHAT
cause tonight’s gonna be a good nighttt
3rd fuck felt offensive so 21hrs for that
alonso
i need to know the context for that gif 💀
Gasly on track 👀
It's offensive to be offended, one grid penalty + no meals for 12hours
fucking fair enough